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Guess what time it is?

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4:30?

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Nope. It's time

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for "The Michelle Show."

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♪ Da da da da da ♪

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♪ Da da da da da ♪

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♪ Michelle ♪♪

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It's not that I don't love

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seeing "The Michelle Show"

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over and over, but I've

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to do "The Homework Show."

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My first guest is Yogi Bear.

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[imitating Yogi]

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I'm smarter than

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the average bear.

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Terrific show.

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One of your best.

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And now here's DJ.

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Michelle, I don't

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do impressions.

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I said

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now here's DJ.

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Hello, I'm George Washington.

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I was your very first president.

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How's it going?

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Wow, you sound just like him.

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Amazing, isn't it?

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And that's our show.

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♪ Da da da da da ♪

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♪ Da da da da da ♪

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♪ Da da da da da ♪

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♪ Michelle ♪♪

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[theme music]

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[theme music]

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♪ What ever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paperboy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪

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♪ Somebody tell me please ♪

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♪ This old world's ♪

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♪ Confusing me ♪

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♪ Clouds as mean

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as you've ever seen ♪

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♪ Ain't a bird

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that knows your tune ♪

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♪ Then a little voice

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inside you whispers ♪

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♪ Kid don't sell

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your dreams so soon ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look

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everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look

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everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin' ♪

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♪ To carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪

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[upbeat music]

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[drumbeats]

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Here's Uncle Jesse.

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We've been looking

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for you everywhere.

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Why?

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'Cause that's how you find

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somebody, silly.

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Alright, look, you're my

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little munchkin, but I got

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a lot of work to do,

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so go hit the yellow brick road.

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[drumbeats]

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Hey, where'd

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that drum come from?

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It's inside this machine.

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Get out of here.

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You get out of here.

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I got a whole band right here.

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Watch. I'll show you guys

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how I construct a song, okay?

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First we start

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with the drums like this.

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[drumbeats]

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Add bass.

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[bass music]

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Guitar.

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[guitar music]

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Little horns...and Elvis.

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[recording of Elvis]

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'Thank you very much.'

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We got to play with that.

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Freeze!

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Stick your hands

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where I can see 'em.

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Stick your hands down.

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Okay, now let me tell

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you guys something.

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This is not a toy store.

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Alright?

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This is very expensive equipment

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that I'm still

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makin' payments on.

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So, under no circumstances,

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are you to touch

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anything in this

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whole entire studio.

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My feet are touching the floor.

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- She's got you there.

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- 'Hmm.'

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You guys run along and

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I-I'm gonna get back to my work.

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But Saturday you

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should be playing.

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Get some fresh air.

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I'd love to put

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on my play clothes

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and hit the sandbox

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with you bozos

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but the good Uncle Jesse

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keeps sayin'

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be responsible, finish your work

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then go out and enjoy

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some well-earned relaxation.

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The good Uncle Jesse is a nerd.

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He's just doing his job.

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Otherwise I'd be listenin'

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to the bad Uncle Jesse

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who says, "Oh, work is

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for chumps, go out and party.

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You're having a good hair day?

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Go share it with the world."

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The bad Uncle Jesse sounds cool.

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One thing to be cool,

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it's another thing to know

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right from wrong, okay?

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I'm gonna sit here,

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I'm gonna finish my work.

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Starting tomorrow.

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Who wants ice-cream?

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- Me!

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- Me!

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Go, go!

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Timmy Finnelli is twice

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as cute as Jimmy Finnelli.

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Nuh-uh. Jimmy Finnelli is ten

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times cuter than Timmy Finnelli.

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- No way.

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- Yes.

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What are you guys arguing about?

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They're identical twins.

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Jimmy's two minutes older.

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He's much more mature.

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That is the dumbest

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thing I've ever heard.

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Let me get this straight.

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You are calling me dumb?

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Gibbler, you're so dumb

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you don't know

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how dumb you are.

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I know how dumb I am.

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You're the one who's dumb.

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Capital D-U-M, dumb!

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Kimmy, there's a "B."

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Where? I hate those things.

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I think we have a winner.

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Deej, how can you be

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friends with this?

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Hey, she picked me.

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She got stuck with you.

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Please. You guys have been

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arguing the whole way home.

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Not all the way.

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Only since Lake Street.

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It wasn't Lake Street,

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it was Chestnut.

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- No, it wasn't. I was a Lake.

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- Yes, it was a Chestnut.

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I can't believe this!

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You guys are arguing about

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where you started arguing.

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Now, you're gonna shake

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hands and be friends.

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Alright, kid, put her there.

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Ah, got you, shrimp boat.

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Stuff it, bird legs.

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That's it.

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Look, you're my sister

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and you're my best friend.

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Now, we are not

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leaving until you guys

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start acting nice

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to each other.

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Fine.

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What are you doing?

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I'm ordering pizza.

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This could take months.

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- Years.

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- Centuries.

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- Infinity.

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- Double infinity.

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- Triple infinity.

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- Quadruple.

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ What a beautiful ♪

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♪ Morning ♪

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♪ Oh what a beautiful♪

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♪ Aay ♪♪

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[doorbell rings]

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There she is. Wendy and

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I are going bike riding.

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Joey, ever since my sister

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moved back to San Francisco

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you've been walking around

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the house singing show tunes.

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That is just not true.

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♪ Seventy six trombones ♪

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♪ Led the big parade ♪♪

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Joey, I hope you know what

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you're getting yourself into.

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I mean, my sister

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is a pretty serious athlete.

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You're not exactly in tip-top

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physical condition, you know.

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Hey, Wendy happens to

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like me for who I am.

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I don't have to do anything

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special to try and impress her.

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- Hey, how you doing?

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- Hi, Danny.

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[grunting]

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180.

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181.

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182. Ahh...yep.

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- Hi, Wendy.

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- Hi, Joey.

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Just doing my little

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morning pump-up.

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Today I'm working on..

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...abs, pecks, and, um..

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...lobes.

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Lobes?

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You working out your ears?

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Yep.

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Feel the definition

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in these babies.

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Ooh, I love a man

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with ears of steel.

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Yeah and his brain is one

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big ball of aluminum foil.

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Alright.

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Let's throw those bikes on

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your rack and head on out.

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I don't have a bike rack.

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I don't even have a car.

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Well, trail's 20 miles away.

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How the heck are we

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gonna get there?

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- Ride our bikes.

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- Oh, sure.

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Yeah, the, uh, the 20-mile ride

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there will be a nice warm-up

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and the 20-mile ride back

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will be a nice little cool down.

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Especially for a guy

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who can do a 180 pushups

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without breaking a sweat.

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You're absolutely right.

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I am in tip-top

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riding condition.

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Yes, siree.

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I just hope

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the old bike can take it.

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That's your bike?

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Oh, yeah, a lot of

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the top riders are going back

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to the banana seat.

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Hello? Anybody here?

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This looks like big fun.

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Uh uh uh.

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Michelle Elizabeth Tanner

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I am shocked!

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So am I. Who are you?

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I'm the Good Michelle.

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I tell you

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the right thing to do.

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00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:25,106
Don't listen to that wimp.

294
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,734
Uh-oh. You must be

295
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,734
the Bad Michelle.

296
00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,570
Duh.

297
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,613
Don't listen to her.

298
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:36,743
Stick a sock in it, goody pants.

299
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,746
You got a bad attitude.

300
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,914
Thanks.

301
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,458
Now go on, break

302
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,458
the stupid rules.

303
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,460
But I'll get in trouble.

304
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,463
Not if you don't get caught.

305
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,342
Good girls always

306
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,342
follow the rules.

307
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:56,012
What do I do?

308
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:56,012
What do I do?

309
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,972
What are you, a chicken?

310
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,392
[imitating chicken]

311
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,392
Bawk bawk bawk bawk!

312
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,601
Bawk! Bawk!

313
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,604
Be good.

314
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,604
Be good. Be good.

315
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,731
Party! Party! Party!

316
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,025
- Be good! Be good!

317
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,025
- Party! Party!

318
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,736
- Be good! Be good!

319
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,736
- Party! Party!

320
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,905
Enough! It's party time!

321
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,740
[drumbeats music]

322
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,993
Alright, you're

323
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,993
bad to the bones.

324
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,914
Where did I go wrong?

325
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,545
(Jesse)

326
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,545
'Michelle!'

327
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,171
What are you doing?

328
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,382
Come here.

329
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,468
Didn't I just tell you

330
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,468
not to touch my stuff?

331
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,843
(Danny)

332
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,843
'Jess.'

333
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,597
Don't tell dad.

334
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,597
You'll get me in trouble.

335
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,015
Hey, is everything

336
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,015
okay down here?

337
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,101
Everything is super.

338
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,062
No, everything is not super.

339
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,522
She's down here playin'

340
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,522
around my stuff

341
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,024
after I specifically

342
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,024
told her not to.

343
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,568
Really?

344
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:52,652
Did you do that, Michelle?

345
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,113
I was just having fun.

346
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,449
Well, your fun is over now.

347
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,368
For the rest of the day, you're

348
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,368
gonna be in your room and no TV.

349
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,829
Can I rent a video tape?

350
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,790
No tapes, no cable.

351
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,875
No pay-per-view.

352
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,878
- You've got to be kidding.

353
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,878
- No, I'm not.

354
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,173
You break the rules,

355
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,173
you're gonna be punished.

356
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,759
Thanks a lot, Uncle Tattletale.

357
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,220
I am not a tattletale.

358
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,181
Danny, she just called me..

359
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,225
Alright, so I'm a tattletale.

360
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,560
But-but-but it's not my fault.

361
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,187
Because you were messing

362
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,187
around with my stuff.

363
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,523
I thought I was

364
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,523
your little munchkin

365
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,651
but I was wrong.

366
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,486
Oh, okay, Michelle,

367
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,486
that's enough.

368
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,695
Now come with me

369
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,695
up to your room.

370
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,697
I hope you're happy.

371
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,043
I've still got you, Comet.

372
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,253
(Danny)

373
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,253
'Comet, time for your walk!'

374
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,842
I'm totally bummed.

375
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,178
I hope you learned your lesson.

376
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,390
Hey, princess, go kiss a frog.

377
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,308
You got me in trouble.

378
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,229
That wasn't me.

379
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:09,229
That was Uncle Tattletale.

380
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,439
He is a blabbermouth.

381
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,650
Want to make him very sorry?

382
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,611
You should mind

383
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,611
your own business.

384
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,446
Now, now, be polite.

385
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,281
How do I make him sorry?

386
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,450
You run away from home!

387
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,993
[gasps]

388
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,414
Uncle Jesse will never

389
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:27,414
squeal on you again.

390
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,874
Sounds good to me.

391
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,874
I'm out of here.

392
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,263
(Good Michelle)

393
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,263
'Michelle, be a good girl.'

394
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,559
(Bad Michelle)

395
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,559
'Don't listen to her.

396
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,559
Pack that suitcase.'

397
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,770
Don't do this.

398
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,770
This is a big, big mistake.

399
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,064
Get a life.

400
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,941
♪ Na na na na na ♪

401
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,817
♪ Na na na na na ♪

402
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,819
♪ Na na na na na ♪

403
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,205
[claps]

404
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,205
Ooh! Alright!

405
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,206
[doorbell rings]

406
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,790
Get the door, Teddy.

407
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,712
Who is it?

408
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,464
(Michelle)

409
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,464
'Michelle Tanner.'

410
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,925
Hi, Michelle.

411
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,177
Hi, Teddy,

412
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,177
could I live with you?

413
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,054
Sure. Come on in.

414
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,978
Guess what?

415
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,978
Michelle's gonna live with us.

416
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,688
Does your dad

417
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,688
know you're here?

418
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,024
No. When you run away,

419
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,024
you don't tell.

420
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,110
Why did you run away,

421
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,110
sweetheart?

422
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,113
To teach

423
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,113
Uncle Tattletale a lesson.

424
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,199
She's really cute.

425
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,199
Can we keep her?

426
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,952
I'm a fun girl.

427
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,704
Well, until we get

428
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,704
this straightened out

429
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,789
you're welcome to stay here.

430
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,625
- Yeah.

431
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,625
- Thanks, new dad.

432
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,460
Alright, this

433
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,460
is a big moment, Beck.

434
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,505
It's our son's first

435
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,505
attempt at solid food

436
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,714
and here's a shot

437
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,049
of the proud father watching.

438
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,053
Honey, why don't we get

439
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,053
some video of the baby?

440
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,138
Oh, yeah.

441
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,138
Okay, we should get the kid too.

442
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515
Alright, here we go.

443
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,974
Okay.

444
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,101
We're going to start

445
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,101
with the strained bananas.

446
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,144
And action!

447
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,853
- 'Alright.'

448
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,853
- Okay.

449
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,231
She's grabbing the spoon.

450
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,231
Spoon's in the strained bananas.

451
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,443
'Strained bananas

452
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,443
are going into the mouth'

453
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,069
a-a-and

454
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,197
here's another shot of

455
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,197
the proud father watching.

456
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,826
- Jess.

457
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,826
- Sorry. Back to the baby.

458
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,745
Open wide.

459
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,121
Here we go.

460
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,834
Strained bananas in..

461
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,337
...and, whoa

462
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,337
strained bananas out.

463
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,381
Alright, here's the proud

464
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,381
father encouraging his son.

465
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,841
Come on, son, you can do it.

466
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,051
Do it for dad. Do it for dad.

467
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,763
Sorry.

468
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,763
Back to the baby.

469
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,515
Okay, take two.

470
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:54,268
And strained bananas in..

471
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:58,981
..and it's a keeper!

472
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,525
Alright.

473
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,109
Way to go, Nick.

474
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,612
Hey, have you guys seen

475
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,612
Michelle? She's not in her room.

476
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,280
What do you mean, she's not

477
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,280
in her room? She's grounded.

478
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,157
Yeah, I checked the whole house,

479
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,157
I don't know where she is.

480
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,950
She's gotta be

481
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,950
around here somewhere.

482
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,619
- I'll check the front.

483
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,619
- I'll check the back yard.

484
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,454
- 'Michelle?'

485
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,454
- Michelle?

486
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,123
[telephone ringing]

487
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,375
Hello?

488
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,087
Oh, thank God.

489
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,964
Yeah. Okay.

490
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,964
Well, we'll be right over.

491
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,258
Thanks, Henry.

492
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,718
Well?

493
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,763
Michelle went down

494
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,763
the street to Teddy's house.

495
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,472
She ran away from home.

496
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,973
- What?

497
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,973
- What?

498
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,726
Why would she do that?

499
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,060
Well, she was mad at me.

500
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,854
She called me

501
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,854
Uncle Tattletale.

502
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,980
Well, I'm gonna see to it

503
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,980
she never runs away again.

504
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,649
What are you gonna do?

505
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,651
First I'm gonna hug her,

506
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,651
then I'm gonna kiss her

507
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,862
then I'm gonna ground

508
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,862
her for life.

509
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,406
Oh, ho-ho-hold it, tall man.

510
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,450
- I got a better idea.

511
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,450
- What?

512
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,077
Let's do what my dad

513
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,077
did to me when I ran away.

514
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,413
I guarantee she'll

515
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,413
never do it again.

516
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,456
Come here.

517
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,917
You sit here.

518
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,917
You sit here.

519
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,167
Why do we have to do this?

520
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,795
Yeah, it's never gonna work.

521
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,130
Sure it is. I saw it on TV.

522
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,465
Little sisters and best friends

523
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,134
who hate each other

524
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,134
on the next "Geraldo."

525
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,428
Give me a break.

526
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,388
Look, the idea is

527
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,807
you guys can learn to be friends

528
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,934
if you find things

529
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,934
that you have in common.

530
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,853
Now, each time you agree,

531
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,853
you move your chairs closer.

532
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,772
When you disagree,

533
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,772
move them apart.

534
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,815
Understand?

535
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,107
We're not idiots.

536
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,151
Speak for yourself.

537
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,907
Okay, what's your favorite book?

538
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:31,950
"Charlotte's Web".

539
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,076
"How to pick up boys."

540
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
There you go.

541
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
You both read a book.

542
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,290
Actually, I never read it.

543
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,959
It's a book on tape.

544
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,005
Moving right along.

545
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,047
What's your favorite food?

546
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,299
Pizza.

547
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,217
There you go, Kimmy.

548
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,217
You love pizza.

549
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,804
Not as much as I love trout.

550
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,516
Deej, this is so stupid.

551
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,100
It sure is.

552
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,103
There you go.

553
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,103
You guys both agree it's stupid.

554
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,314
Move your chairs closer.

555
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,150
Now, come on,

556
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,150
let's keep going.

557
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,652
I don't want to keep going.

558
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,112
You're always telling

559
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,112
me what to do.

560
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,031
Yeah. She's so bossy.

561
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,199
I'm sick of it.

562
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,951
We agree again.

563
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,746
And DJ's always late.

564
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,165
Oh, I know.

565
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,165
The hairspray queen.

566
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,376
She has to look

567
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,376
perfect at all times.

568
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,711
I know what you mean.

569
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,421
Do you know she's never

570
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,421
complimented my hair?

571
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,673
Me, neither.

572
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,133
I think you've got the idea.

573
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,093
I've tried to tell

574
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,093
her to chill out

575
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,638
but when she's on one of

576
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,638
her power trips, forget it.

577
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,640
And did you ever

578
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,640
watch TV with her?

579
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:41,019
I know, she never

580
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:41,019
lets go of the remote.

581
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,230
Now that we're all friends,

582
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,230
why don't we change the subject?

583
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,273
Oh, and sharing

584
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,273
a bathroom with her.

585
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,778
Hey, you might as well just

586
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:50,778
go down to the Texaco station.

587
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,740
I could go on for hours.

588
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,950
- Do you like frozen yogurt?

589
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,950
- Love it.

590
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,159
- Strawberry?

591
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,159
- My favorite.

592
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,327
- Let's go.

593
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,327
- Yeah.

594
00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,746
Girls, wait.

595
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,330
I like frozen yogurt too.

596
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,710
Pick a card. Any card.

597
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,505
Aw, man!

598
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,592
I got the old maid again.

599
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,929
Don't play this for money.

600
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,851
Teddy, where am I

601
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,851
going to sleep tonight?

602
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,645
We're out of beds.

603
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,732
You can sleep in

604
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,732
the kitchen with Sparky.

605
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,151
I used to have a dog.

606
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,153
Those were the days.

607
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,114
[doorbell rings]

608
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,242
Michelle, I think

609
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,242
that's your family.

610
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,996
I bet they're coming

611
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,996
to say they're sorry.

612
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,416
Hi, Danny, hi, Jess.

613
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,126
Hi! Where's my little girl?

614
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,836
Oh, she's right here

615
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,836
in the living room.

616
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,630
Alright, Danny, be strong.

617
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,798
Remember the plan.

618
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,510
Hello, boys. Do you have

619
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,510
something to say to me?

620
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,097
Yes, Michelle, we, uh..

621
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,515
we feel very bad

622
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,515
that you left home.

623
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,726
I knew it. Keep going.

624
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,854
Well, uh..

625
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,731
...we miss you

626
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,731
very much, munchkin.

627
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,567
And you'll never be

628
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,567
Uncle Tattletale again?

629
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,652
Well, I don't know how I can.

630
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,070
You don't live with us anymore.

631
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,529
I don't?

632
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,656
No, remember, uh..

633
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,824
you said you

634
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,824
didn't like our rules?

635
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,408
So, you wanna live here.

636
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,408
That's cool.

637
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,285
We brought you extra clothes,

638
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,285
your toothbrush

639
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,329
and everything you need,

640
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,329
right here in this suitcase.

641
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,539
What is this, a joke?

642
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,207
Oh, no, no.

643
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,207
It's not a joke, Michelle.

644
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,128
There's nothing funny

645
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,128
about running away from home.

646
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,130
- Bye-bye.

647
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,130
- See you, kid.

648
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,632
If you need us, you know

649
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,632
the number, just give us a buzz.

650
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,758
Bye, sweetheart.

651
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,762
Wait, you forgot something.

652
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,221
What? What did we forget?

653
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,432
Me.

654
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,809
Really?

655
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,393
You mean, you wanna come

656
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,393
back and live with us?

657
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,104
Even with Uncle Tattletale?

658
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,314
Yes. I want to go home.

659
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,151
Oh!

660
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235
Yeah!

661
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,529
And we want you to come home.

662
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,031
Yeah. We missed you.

663
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,077
Michelle, don't you

664
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,077
ever do this again.

665
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,328
You had us worried sick.

666
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,955
Yeah, that wasn't

667
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,955
very smart, young lady.

668
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,916
You're telling me? I was

669
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,916
going to sleep with the dog.

670
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,379
You'll sleep

671
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,379
in your own bed.

672
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,132
My room! My bed!

673
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,591
My pig!

674
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,093
I love this place.

675
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,555
Alright. Come on, Michelle.

676
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,598
It's time for one

677
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,598
of our little talks.

678
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,895
Now, what you did

679
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,895
today was very wrong.

680
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,940
I know. I should

681
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,940
never touch your stuff.

682
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,568
Well, that's right, but I'm

683
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,568
talking about running away.

684
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,486
That was very dangerous.

685
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,947
Now, you're never to leave this

686
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,947
house without our permission.

687
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,407
If you have a problem,

688
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,407
you come talk to me

689
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,201
or someone else

690
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,201
in this house. Kapish?

691
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,578
- Cupsheesh.

692
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,578
- Alright.

693
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,663
Now, level with me.

694
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,123
Why did you really run away?

695
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,459
I was mad at you because

696
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,459
you got me in trouble.

697
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,670
Well, I felt terrible

698
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,670
about gettin' you in trouble

699
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,090
but I couldn't let you get away

700
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,090
with the breaking rules.

701
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,841
Because if you did it today,

702
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,841
you'd do it all the time.

703
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,134
And that's not cool.

704
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,595
Am I still your little munchkin?

705
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,971
I'll tell you what.

706
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,389
You can still be

707
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,389
my little munchkin

708
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,767
if you stop calling

709
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,767
me Uncle Tattletale.

710
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,728
Okay, Uncle Jesse.

711
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,855
Alright. You're never

712
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,855
gonna run away again?

713
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,233
Never, ever, ever, ever.

714
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,193
Alright.

715
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,193
Let's shake on it. Ready?

716
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,529
[laughing]

717
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,159
- I love you, munchkin.

718
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,159
- I know.

719
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,244
[laughing]

720
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,370
I love you, Uncle Jesse.

721
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,623
I know.

722
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,047
I'll see you

723
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,047
at dinner, kid.

724
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,926
Uncle Jesse, were you really

725
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,926
going to leave me at Teddy's?

726
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,510
What do you think?

727
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,723
That was very sneaky.

728
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,308
Ha ha ha.

729
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,562
I got another good idea.

730
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,983
I don't wanna hear it.

731
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:01,112
Let's sneak out

732
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:01,112
and watch show "MTV Raps."

733
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,239
I want you out of here.

734
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,283
[blowing raspberry]

735
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,078
I like the way she dresses.

736
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,539
- Michelle, I'm so proud of you.

737
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,539
- Thank you.

738
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,085
And remember,

739
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,085
always do the right thing.

740
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,753
Oh, I will.

741
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,008
She can get on my nerves.

742
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,809
[theme music]

743
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,566
[theme music]