1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,628 [Jesse Frederick singing 2 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,628 "Everywhere You Look"] 3 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:06,674 ♪ Ahh ahh ahh ♪ 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,717 ♪ Ahh ♪ 5 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,307 ♪ What ever happened 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,307 to predictability ♪ 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:19,478 ♪ The milk man the paper boy 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:19,478 evening TV ♪ 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,104 ♪ How did I get to livin' here ♪ 10 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ Somebody tell me please ♪ 11 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:28,696 ♪ This old world's 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:28,696 confusing me ♪ 13 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,366 ♪ Clouds as mean 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,366 as you've ever seen ♪ 15 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,286 ♪ Ain't a bird that 16 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,286 knows your tune ♪ 17 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:41,124 ♪ Then a little voice 18 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:41,124 inside you whispers ♪ 19 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,337 ♪ Kid don't sell your 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,337 dreams so soon ♪ 21 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,090 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 22 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,968 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 23 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,968 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 24 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,344 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,763 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 26 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,641 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 27 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,641 ♪ Everywhere you go ♪ 28 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,476 ♪ There's a place ♪ 29 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,479 ♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪ 30 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,649 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 31 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:09,403 ♪ When you're lost out there 32 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:09,403 and you're all alone ♪ 33 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:14,658 ♪ A light is waiting 34 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:14,658 to carry you home ♪ 35 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,785 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 36 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:22,332 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 37 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:22,332 ♪ Ahh ah ah ah ♪ 38 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,626 ♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-bow ♪♪ 39 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:32,801 ♪ I pledge my love 40 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:32,801 and loyalty ♪ 41 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,555 ♪ To all the hive 42 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,555 and every bee ♪ 43 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:41,268 ♪ Our motto is 44 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:41,268 and ever was ♪ 45 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:45,940 ♪ buzz buzz buzz ♪♪ 46 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,609 Please be seated. 47 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:55,657 Girls, as you know, 48 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:55,657 in my youth, I was a honeybee. 49 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,619 Now, I'm not the kind of person 50 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,619 who likes to brag 51 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,706 but my hive voted me queen bee 52 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,706 and retired my antennas. 53 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,209 Sounds like bragging to me. 54 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,796 Okay, all you honeybees 55 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,714 it's time right now 56 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,714 to welcome into the hive 57 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:11,924 a new honey of a bee. 58 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,592 Let's hear it for 59 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,592 Michelle Tanner. 60 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,094 [buzzing] 61 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,680 Please save all your 62 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,680 buzzing until the end. 63 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,100 Okay, it is time 64 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,100 right now 65 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,184 for me to present 66 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,184 to you, Michelle. 67 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:26,354 The official honeybee sash. 68 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,856 You know, honey, 69 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:27,856 I-I can't believe 70 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,233 you're my last little baby bee. 71 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,986 You know, I've put 72 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,986 three bees through the hive. 73 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,570 I don't mean to drone on 74 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,530 but who better to drone with 75 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,530 than a bunch of bees, huh? 76 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,413 Daddy, my sash. 77 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,582 Oh, right, sorry. 78 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,167 Excuse your antennae. 79 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,167 There you go. 80 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,714 How come I don't have 81 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,714 any badges? 82 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,300 Because you have to earn 83 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,300 them by doing projects. 84 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,013 You know, I had so many badges, 85 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,013 I had to wear two sashes. 86 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,390 In fact, I earned a badge 87 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,390 for earning the most badges. 88 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,979 Somebody's bragging again. 89 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,314 ♪ Oh Lumberjack Jess 90 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,314 and Ranger Joe ♪ 91 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,108 ♪ Friends forever 92 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,108 wherever they go ♪ 93 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,027 ♪ Through thick in thin 94 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,027 they'll never part ♪ 95 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,613 ♪ One has hair 96 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,613 the other has heart ♪♪ 97 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,700 - What do you think? 98 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,700 - You're fired. 99 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,368 What? Fire.. 100 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,368 Oh, huh, I get it. 101 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,495 You want your name first. 102 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,495 You're such a baby. 103 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,122 - Ranger Joe. 104 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,122 - Uh, Jess, Jess. 105 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:26,289 Forget about the music. 106 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,084 - You're still fired. 107 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,084 - What? 108 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,586 There's been some big budget 109 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,586 cuts down at the station 110 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:32,963 and they decided you're out. 111 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,424 I almost said to 'em, 112 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,424 "Hey, if he goes, I go." 113 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,177 But I really like it there. 114 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,889 You're really firing me? 115 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,889 I'm fired? 116 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,307 Why? Fire him. 117 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,307 Get rid of the woodchuck. 118 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,434 Look, I'll do the dumb jokes, 119 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,434 I'll wear the stupid outfit. 120 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,229 I'll do anything 121 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:49,229 but sit on your hand. 122 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,898 Jess, look, I don't know 123 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,898 how to break it to you 124 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,274 but, uh, we don't pay 125 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,274 him a salary. 126 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,651 He's a puppet. 127 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,196 What am I doing? 128 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,656 I'm begging to be 129 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,656 on a kiddie show. 130 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,575 I'm jealous of 131 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,575 a buck tooth beaver. 132 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,162 Nah, this-this wasn't my dream, 133 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,162 to be on a kiddie show. I.. 134 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,830 You know what? 135 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,830 This is a sign. 136 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,707 I'm gonna put all my energy 137 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,707 right back into my music. 138 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,044 You know what? I just heard of 139 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,044 this new label, Fat Fish Music. 140 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,253 I'm gonna put a great 141 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,253 demo together 142 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,337 and get it to them right away. 143 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,422 You know what, Joseph? Thanks. 144 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,548 You actually did me a favor. 145 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,674 Yeah, my pleasure. 146 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:18,926 If I'd known 147 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:18,926 you'd be so happy 148 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,594 I would have fired 149 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,594 you weeks ago. 150 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,769 Oh, Comet. Perro Muy bien. 151 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,313 Boy, Deej, you sure are going 152 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:32,313 to a lot of mucho trouble. 153 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,650 Well, I have to get my dad 154 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,650 in the mood. 155 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,986 I can't just say, 156 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,986 dad, I'm going to Spain. 157 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,573 He worries when I say, 158 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,573 dad, I'm going to the mailbox. 159 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,576 My parents were really excited 160 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,576 when I told them about Spain. 161 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,494 They already bought me 162 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,494 a one-way ticket. 163 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,793 Okay, everybody, 164 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,793 you can come down now. 165 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,380 Hola, me familia. 166 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,591 She said, "hello, my family." 167 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,636 Whoa-ho, que pasa. 168 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:06,140 He said, "Whoa-ho, 169 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:06,140 what's happenin'?" 170 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,267 [speaking in Spanish] 171 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,147 She either said, 172 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,147 "dinner's ready" 173 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,065 or "it's time to 174 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,065 clip your nose hairs." 175 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,862 Okay, Deej, what do you want, 176 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,862 how much is it gonna cost me 177 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,447 and why is the dog 178 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,447 wearing a hat? 179 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,368 Well, there's this summer-study 180 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,368 program in Barcelona. 181 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,745 No. 182 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,871 I'll get to live with 183 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,871 a Spanish family. 184 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,498 No. 185 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,374 I'll get to study the language 186 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,374 and expand my horizons. 187 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,210 - No. 188 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,210 - Doesn't that sound exciting? 189 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,087 No. 190 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,338 So you're not saying that I'm 191 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,338 not allowed to not go, right? 192 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,135 What did you just say? 193 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,305 I don't know, I just wanted 194 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,305 to get you off that no thing. 195 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,307 Uh, Danny, come on. 196 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,307 At least think about it. 197 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,851 I mean this is D.J.'s chance 198 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,851 to learn about a new culture. 199 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,936 Yeah, come on, Danny, 200 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,936 remember that one summer 201 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,438 when we took that 202 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,438 trip together? 203 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,941 Joey, we rode our 204 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,941 bikes to Oakland. 205 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,570 Dad, when D.J.'s in Spain, 206 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,570 can I have her room? 207 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,281 Oh, that's very caring. 208 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,532 Deej, this is a big decision. 209 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,242 I need some time to think 210 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,242 about it, honey. 211 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,829 Dad, please, this is a once 212 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:10,829 in a lifetime opportunity. 213 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,332 Don't worry, Mr. T, 214 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,332 I'll be with her every minute 215 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:17,169 as we sample the art, 216 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:17,169 the music, the tango. 217 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,963 [tango music] 218 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,968 Come on, Mr. T, 219 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,968 we wanna see the world. 220 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,721 Alright, Kimmy, let's start 221 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,721 with the back door. 222 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,848 Adios. 223 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,059 Ole. 224 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,520 Look, why don't we just 225 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,520 sit down for dinner. 226 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,022 I'm serving paella. 227 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,316 - Oh, muy bueno. 228 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,316 - 'Oh, muy bueno. Gracias.' 229 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,860 Who's ready for dessert? 230 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,320 Michelle's trying to 231 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,320 earn her first 232 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,779 honeybee badge for cooking. 233 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,741 You gotta taste it. 234 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,369 Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt 235 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,369 to have dessert as an appetizer. 236 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,830 I call it Michelle's 237 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,830 pudding surprise. 238 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,749 Oh, sounds delicious. 239 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,251 What's the surprise? 240 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,505 I think it's cheese. 241 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,841 Surprise. 242 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,595 Michelle, you put 243 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,595 cheese in the pudding? 244 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:11,431 Velveeta and that's not all. 245 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,017 Hmm, olives. 246 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,022 Don't you like it? 247 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,690 No, it's-it's very 248 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,690 different, honey. 249 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:21,983 - Good. 250 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:21,983 - Mm-hmm. 251 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,485 Then how come 252 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,485 nobody's swallowing? 253 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,535 - Hey, everybody. 254 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,535 - Hey. 255 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,913 - Hi, honey. 256 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,913 - Oh, fiesta. Cool. 257 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,581 How did it go with 258 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,581 the record company? 259 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,417 Yeah, so far, so good, I mean 260 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,417 at least they heard of me. 261 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,960 They're gonna listen 262 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,960 to my tape and get back to me. 263 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,378 Let me tell you guys something. 264 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,546 I have a feeling something 265 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,546 good's gonna happen. 266 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:44,714 Whoa. 267 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,592 But that's not it. 268 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,387 That was awful. 269 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,805 Michelle cooked it. 270 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,766 I was trying to get 271 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,766 my honeybee badge. 272 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:57,685 Oh, I didn't say awful. 273 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,104 No, no, no, I said awfully good. 274 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,897 Boy, that's awf.. 275 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,897 You know what? 276 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,065 In fact, I'm gonna 277 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,065 have some more. 278 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:05,068 Here we go, see there? 279 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:05,068 Hmm-mm. 280 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,280 Velveeta? 281 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,908 And, uh, olives, is it? 282 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,786 You could stop eating. 283 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,039 I know you don't like it. 284 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,249 Ah, you know, Michelle, 285 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,249 you know what? 286 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,959 We'll give it to, uh.. 287 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,210 We'll give it to Comet. 288 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,254 Hey, Comet will like it, 289 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,254 he likes anything. 290 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,588 Here you go, Comet. 291 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,724 I guess it needed more olives. 292 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,438 Are you laughing? 293 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,438 Are you laughing? 294 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,648 - Look at that. What's that? 295 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,648 - Feel that. 296 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,650 - See that bunny's tail? 297 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,650 - See that? 298 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,735 What's that? 299 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,735 Oh, can you feel that? 300 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,446 It's soft, huh? 301 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,532 It's soft like your big jelly 302 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:52,532 belly. Give me that thing. 303 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,787 Uh-uh. The hair, the hair. 304 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,787 Let go of the hair. 305 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,998 I know you're jealous. 306 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,626 Hey, give me that, 307 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,626 give me, give me, give me that. 308 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,254 Becky, what color 309 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,254 is that hair? 310 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,839 It's, uh, gray. 311 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,218 What? 312 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,970 Well, it's a l-light shade 313 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,970 of black 314 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,972 resembling the color gray. 315 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,933 I have gray hair? 316 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,601 Well, just a couple of 'em. 317 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,229 What? 318 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,981 Here, here, here you go. 319 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,981 Stay right there. 320 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,107 How can I have gray hair? 321 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,403 I'm only 29, 322 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,403 I can't have gray hair.. 323 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,530 Yank 'em. Yank 'em. 324 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,530 Yank 'em. 325 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,448 Okay, but they say for every 326 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,448 gray hair you pluck 327 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,574 two more grow in its place. 328 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,867 Drop that hair. 329 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,619 Jess, would you relax? 330 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,580 So you have a couple 331 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,580 of gray hairs. 332 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,541 At least you still 333 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,541 have your hair. 334 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,918 Yeah, but for how long? 335 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,918 I feel it receding. I'm.. 336 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,753 You know what, 337 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,753 I'm feeling it in my sleep. 338 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,714 I-I know how to check for this. 339 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,714 I know how to check. 340 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,266 Oh, my God. It's moved 341 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,266 four millimeters north. 342 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,143 Beck, I'm gonna have one 343 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,143 of those foreheads 344 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,853 that starts at my eyebrows 345 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,853 and go all the way 346 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,063 to the back of my neck. 347 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:06,856 [telephone rings] 348 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,483 There, see? The word's out. 349 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,984 It's probably 350 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,984 the hair club for men. 351 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,365 Talk to me. 352 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,365 Oh, sure I'll hold. 353 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,243 It's David Janolari 354 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,243 from Fat Fish Music. 355 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,620 Yes, Mr. Janolari, hello. 356 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,330 Oh. Aha. 357 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041 Oh. 358 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,210 Thanks for crushing 359 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,210 my dreams so fast. 360 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,088 Alright. That's okay, bye. 361 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,674 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 362 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,136 He said they like my music 363 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,679 they like the sound, 364 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,679 they like the look. 365 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,848 They just don't hear 366 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,848 a hit single. 367 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,601 Jess, look, I know 368 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,601 it's disappointing 369 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,227 but you can't let it 370 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,227 get you down. 371 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,187 You know what? 372 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,187 I have an idea. 373 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,356 How about tomorrow, you and me, 374 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,356 the boys spend the day together? 375 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,690 Come to the studio, okay? 376 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,109 The Beach Boys are 377 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,109 gonna be on the show. 378 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,319 Come on. They're your friends. 379 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,362 Like I wanna be around 380 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,362 The Beach Boys. 381 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,072 They had hit records 382 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,072 when they were 18. 383 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,325 I'm almost 30, 384 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,325 I got nothing. 385 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,118 Jess, life is not a contest. 386 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,370 Honey, things happen 387 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,370 when they're supposed to. 388 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,372 I don't know. 389 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,372 Well, time's runnin' out. 390 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,665 So is my hair. 391 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,377 This is so frustrating. 392 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,087 I mean, what happens if 393 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,087 I never make it 394 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,380 in the music business? 395 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,264 Dad, come on. 396 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,264 The suspense is killing me. 397 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,475 Can I go to Spain 398 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,475 with Kimmy or not? 399 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,018 I know when you're 400 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,018 tryin' to make a decision 401 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,936 that could change 402 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,936 the entire course of my life 403 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,647 the last thing 404 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,647 you wanna be is pushed. 405 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,857 So you won't catch me 406 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,857 pushing you. 407 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,900 No, siree. 408 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,900 No pushin' here. 409 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,570 - Deej. 410 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,570 - I know, I'm pushing. 411 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,113 I'm backing off. 412 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,697 Sweetheart, I told you, 413 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,697 I just, I gotta think 414 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,158 about this a little more, okay? 415 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,621 Deej, have you seen 416 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,621 your Uncle Jesse? 417 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,414 - He's upstairs. 418 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,414 - Oh, great. 419 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,791 Jess, come on down! 420 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,502 (Jesse) 421 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,502 'I'm kinda busy.' 422 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,710 Jess, this is really important. 423 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,630 Come on down now. 424 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,383 Deej, your uncle Jesse 425 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,383 is gonna flip. 426 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,176 Mike and Bruce from 427 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,176 The Beach Boys are here. 428 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,844 [screams] 429 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,929 I promised them some good 430 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,929 old-fashioned home cooking. 431 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,722 Quick, call chicken on wheels. 432 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,519 Come on in, you guys. 433 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,563 - Hi. 434 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,563 - Oh, hi. 435 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,737 Hey, when do we eat? 436 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,199 Thirty minutes or less. 437 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,034 Ha, she's a kidder. 438 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,952 Jess! 439 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,205 What Becky? 440 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,205 What's so important? 441 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,169 Whoa-a, The Beach Boys. 442 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,339 Whoa-a, Miss Clairol. 443 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,383 - Hi. Dr. Love, how you doing? 444 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,383 - How you doing? 445 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,634 - Bruce. 446 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,634 - How you doing, man? 447 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,721 It's the beach boys 448 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,721 and I got my.. 449 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,639 Well, thanks for the warning. 450 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,725 Well, how did I know you'd 451 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,725 be dyeing your hair. 452 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,560 Why are you dyeing your hair? 453 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,396 'Cause I'm worth it. 454 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,899 Well, honey, 455 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,899 Mike and Bruce came over 456 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,025 because they heard you had 457 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,025 a new studio 458 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,318 and-and they'd like to jam. 459 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,405 - Cool. 460 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,405 - And eat Becky's home cooking. 461 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,906 Becky can cook? 462 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,701 I mean, boy, hey, 463 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,701 when she cooks, look out. 464 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,121 Hey, that's cool you guys 465 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,121 wanna play, that's great. 466 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,623 I'll call the guys, 467 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,623 they'll be over in ten minutes. 468 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,998 You know, it'd be good too 469 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,998 because It'll give me time 470 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,752 to comb out 471 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,752 and rinse, otherwise.. 472 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,920 ...I'll streak. 473 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:21,050 ♪ If every word I said 474 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:21,050 could make you laugh ♪ 475 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,010 ♪ I'd talk forever ♪ 476 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,311 ♪ I ask the sky 477 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,311 just what we had ♪ 478 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:35,064 ♪ Mmm it shone forever ♪ 479 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,151 ♪ Oh-ho ♪ 480 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:44,115 ♪ Forever forever ♪ 481 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:50,204 ♪ I've been so happy 482 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:50,204 lovin' you ♪♪ 483 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,667 Ha ha! 484 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,251 [applauding] 485 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,799 You guys, that was 486 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,799 totally excellent. 487 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:01,924 Totally. 488 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,803 Let's eat. 489 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,640 That is such a cool song. 490 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,391 I sang that song to Becky 491 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,391 at our wedding. 492 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,393 I'll tell you, you know, 493 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,393 if I had a song like "Forever" 494 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,229 I'll bet you, Fat Fish Records 495 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,229 would sign us like that. 496 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,023 You want it, you got it. 497 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:20,401 Leon, please pass the coleslaw. 498 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,821 You mean it? 499 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,821 We can record "Forever"? 500 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,448 Sure, as long as Becky keeps 501 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,448 cookin' up food like this. 502 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,035 Well, I'll give you the phone 503 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,035 number. I mean, recipe. 504 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,163 Well, I mean this is cool. 505 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,163 That'd be.. 506 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,956 That would great 507 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,956 if we did, I mean.. 508 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,709 You know, normally we record 509 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,709 you know, stuff that we write. 510 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,419 But quite frankly, 511 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,419 who's buyin' it? 512 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,005 But you know what, Elvis never 513 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,005 recorded anything he wrote. 514 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,173 I wonder what it'd been like 515 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,759 if Elvis had done 516 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,759 a Beach Boys' song. 517 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,678 ♪ If everybody had an ocean ♪ 518 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,137 ♪ Across the USA ♪♪ 519 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,223 That's scary. 520 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,517 [laughing] 521 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,977 How about it 522 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,977 like this, though? 523 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,022 ♪ If everybody had an ocean ♪ 524 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,859 ♪ Across the USA ♪ 525 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,903 ♪ Then everybody'd be surfin' ♪ 526 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,903 ♪ Ooh ♪ 527 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,823 ♪ Like Californi-a ♪ 528 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,701 ♪ You'd seem 'em wearing 529 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,701 their baggies ♪ 530 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,620 ♪ Huarachi sandals too ♪ 531 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,665 ♪ A bushy bushy blonde hairdo ♪ 532 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,918 ♪ Surfin' USA ♪♪ 533 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,129 [all applauding] 534 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,926 Hey, munchkin, 535 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,926 give me a good-luck kiss. 536 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,219 I got this 537 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,219 great version of "Forever" 538 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,554 that I cut with The Beach Boys. 539 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,222 I'm taking it down 540 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,222 to Fat Fish Records. 541 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,308 I'm telling you somethin', 542 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,308 they gonna love this baby. 543 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,686 Will you taste 544 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,686 my new recipe? 545 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,356 Oh, that sounds tempting. 546 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,649 Alright, you know what, 547 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,649 I'll take just 548 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,192 a really tiny little sample. 549 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,528 Just give me a little tiny 550 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,528 sample, okay? Here we go. 551 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,821 Mm-hmm. 552 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,409 Interesting. What is it? 553 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,744 Tuna cream. 554 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,124 So that would be tuna and.. 555 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,584 Oreo ice cream. 556 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,131 I'll never get my 557 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,131 cooking badge. 558 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,134 Oh, now, come on, I don't wanna 559 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,134 hear that kind of talk. 560 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,470 I mean, you know, 561 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,470 tuna cream may not be 562 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,597 one of the 31 flavors. 563 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,223 But you gotta have perseverance. 564 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,517 Persa what? 565 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,978 Perseverance, it means, y-you 566 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,978 know, you-you never give up. 567 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,980 You keep on trying. 568 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,980 Look at your Uncle J. 569 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,398 I've been-I've been 570 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,398 plugging away 571 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,150 at this music business 572 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,150 for 10 years. 573 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,820 I've been writing songs, 574 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,820 taking goofy gigs, you know why? 575 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,071 Because I will do anything 576 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,071 to keep my dream alive. 577 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,159 ♪ We're caught in a trap ♪ 578 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,370 ♪ I can't walk out ♪ 579 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:43,753 ♪ Because I love you 580 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:43,753 too much baby ♪ 581 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,882 ♪ I said buy me those 582 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,882 Kitty Krispies man ♪ 583 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,259 ♪ And I'll be your best friend ♪ 584 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,804 ♪ Me-owa Me-owa ♪ 585 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,014 ♪ Me-owa Me-owa ♪ 586 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,810 ♪ Oh hey there Mr. Egghead 587 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,810 you scientific dude ♪ 588 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,062 ♪ Whenever you're around 589 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,062 I'm in a scientific mood ♪ 590 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,273 ♪ You can tell us 591 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,273 how the bird flies ♪ 592 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,859 ♪ Or how the fungus grows ♪ 593 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,694 ♪ The creation 594 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,694 of the universe ♪ 595 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,988 ♪ Or how we blow our nose ♪ 596 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,866 ♪ The farmer in the dell 597 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,866 the farmer in the dell ♪ 598 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,117 ♪ Viva la stereo 599 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,117 the farmer in the dell ♪ 600 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,912 ♪ The cheese stands alone 601 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,912 the cheese stands alone ♪ 602 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,123 ♪ Honka honka stinky cheese 603 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,123 the cheese stands alone ♪ 604 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,626 ♪ When you're laughin' ♪ 605 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,337 ♪ Or when you're chucklin' ♪ 606 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,967 ♪ Oh the sun it is comin' 607 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,967 shinin' through ♪♪ 608 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,177 One, two, three! Down. 609 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,263 [laughing] 610 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,106 ♪ Glow little glow-worm 611 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,106 glimmer glimmer ♪ 612 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,151 ♪ Glow little glow-worm 613 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,151 glimmer glimmer ♪ 614 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,113 ♪ I gotta gal that I love so ♪ 615 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:59,537 ♪ Glow little glow-worm glow ♪♪ 616 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,293 - You see what I mean, Michelle? 617 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,293 - You were desperate. 618 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,756 Yeah, I never gave up. You know 619 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,756 why? Because I got, what? 620 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,215 Perseverance. 621 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,634 Right on, munchkin. Yeah. 622 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 Alright, let me give you 623 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 a little tip, now, alright. 624 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,971 You like pudding, 625 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,971 you like cheese 626 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,681 so you put them together. 627 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,018 You like ice cream and tuna, 628 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,018 again, you put them together. 629 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,519 Stop putting things together. 630 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,021 You gotta lose the combo deal. 631 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,398 Just try one thing. 632 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,398 Try something simple. 633 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,483 Thanks, Uncle Jesse. 634 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,483 I love you. 635 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,318 I know. 636 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,948 - I love you too. 637 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,948 - I know. 638 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,373 What was I thinkin'? 639 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,796 It needs olives. 640 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,008 Would you please tell me 641 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,008 if I can go to Spain? 642 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,053 Okay, look, I've been 643 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,053 thinking about Spain. 644 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,055 You gotta understand, 645 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,055 this is a big decision. 646 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,140 It's a decision that I've been 647 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,140 wrestling with all day. 648 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,976 And if you know anything about 649 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,976 wrestling, which I do 650 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,979 because I was dorm champ 651 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,979 in the 145-pound class 652 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,855 You know, I was really 653 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,855 wiry back then too. 654 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,565 They used to call me 655 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,565 the human pipe cleaner. 656 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,026 Forget it, Deej, 657 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,026 you're not goin'. 658 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,862 Not necessarily, sometimes 659 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,862 when he rambles, it's good news. 660 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,406 How would you know? 661 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,406 He never gets to the news. 662 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,533 Kimmy, don't be rude. 663 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,533 He might change his mind. 664 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,952 We don't know what 665 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,952 he's gonna say. 666 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,495 Maybe we want him to 667 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,495 change his mind. 668 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,871 Maybe he hasn't 669 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,871 made up his mind. 670 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,624 Maybe you want me 671 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,624 to lose my mind. 672 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,542 Dad, I can't take it anymore. 673 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,836 Just tell me either way. 674 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,088 Okay. 675 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,091 You promise you'll 676 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,091 write me every day? 677 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,677 Of course, I'll bring 678 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,677 stationery, pencil.. 679 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:41,681 I'm going? You're letting 680 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:41,681 me go? Thank you. 681 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,809 Good decision, Mr. T. She 682 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,809 already told the school yes. 683 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,438 Well, I said, 684 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,438 "yes, unless my dad says no". 685 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,983 Okay, follow me. 686 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,485 OJ's on a stick. 687 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,485 Get them while they're cold. 688 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,278 - Oh, thank you, sweetie. 689 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,278 - Oh, look at that. 690 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,657 Okay, boys, are you ready 691 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,657 to taste your first popsicle? 692 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,413 Oh, that's good, huh? 693 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,413 Happy tongue. 694 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,459 Fruity, sophisticated 695 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,459 yet mischievous, huh-huh. 696 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,920 And best of all, 697 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,920 it comes on a stick. 698 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,965 You mean it? 699 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,965 You really like 'em? 700 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,217 - Yeah, these are very good. 701 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,217 - Right. 702 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:21,762 Well, guess what? 703 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:21,762 The incredibly talented chef 704 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,389 who made OJ's on a stick 705 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,642 is our very own 706 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,642 Michelle Elizabeth Tanner. 707 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,103 I did it! I can cook! 708 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,270 Congratulations, honey, 709 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,270 you're gonna get 710 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,856 your first honeybee badge. 711 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734 Thank you. 712 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734 I may open a restaurant. 713 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,155 Hey, everybody, 714 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,155 this is, uh, David Janolari 715 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,198 from Fat Fish Music. 716 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,782 - How are you doing? 717 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,782 - Hi. 718 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,951 Hey, a real family. Cool. 719 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,328 This guy has the best ear 720 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,328 in the music business. 721 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,956 That's strange, yesterday, 722 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,956 you said he wouldn't know 723 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,583 good music if it bit him 724 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,583 on the-- 725 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,251 [laughs] 726 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,794 Kids, don't you love 'em? 727 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,588 Listen, you guys aren't 728 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,588 gonna believe this, 729 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,964 that-that's why I brought David 730 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,964 over because if he says it 731 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,758 you have to believe it, 732 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,758 tell 'em. 733 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,428 Well, I heard the kid's tape of 734 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,428 "Forever" and it blew me away. 735 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,013 I'm not even here. 736 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,932 I had no choice, 737 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,932 I had to sign him. 738 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,685 - Honey, he signed. 739 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,685 - Congratulations. 740 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,062 I'm finally gonna have 741 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,062 a record out. 742 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,980 Ten years of struggling 743 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,980 has finally paid off. 744 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,775 'Cause you 745 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,775 got perseverance. 746 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,153 Cool kid. 747 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:19,153 Hey, Jess, cat, let's rap. 748 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,240 When you think of major 749 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,240 superstars 750 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,658 like Michael Jackson 751 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,658 or Hammer 752 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,577 what do you see? 753 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,246 Funny pants? 754 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,288 No, no, no. 755 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,250 You see dancing. 756 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,627 - I do? 757 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,627 - Of course you do. 758 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,671 That is why we are gonna take 759 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,671 that sweet little song of yours 760 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,716 re-record it, turn up 761 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,716 the energy, pump up the beat 762 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:45,345 and make the hottest dance 763 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:45,345 video ever to hit MTV. 764 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,391 Uh, Dave, cat, uh, 765 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,391 there's just one small problem. 766 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,146 I don't dance. 767 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:56,523 Oh, come on, a guy with your 768 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:56,523 looks and talent, can't dance? 769 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,026 - I don't believe it. 770 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,026 - Believe it. 771 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,196 - Yeah, that's right. 772 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,196 - My dog, comet's better dancer. 773 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,864 Anyway, don't worry about it. 774 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,908 'Cause when we get 775 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,908 through with you 776 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,119 everyone in this country 777 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,119 will be dancing 778 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,955 "The Jess Man." 779 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,332 The Jess Man? 780 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,004 [instrumental music] 781 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,596 Listen, uh, Dave, 782 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,596 I-I'm not 783 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,015 not really a rapper. 784 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,850 Vanilla ice said 785 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,850 the same thing. 786 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,103 Yeah, come on. 787 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,103 Give it little bit more. 788 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,938 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 789 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,106 Now, give me that kick. 790 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,106 Give me that kick. 791 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,275 - I got the kick. 792 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,275 - Yeah, yeah. 793 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,401 [instrumental music] 794 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,454 ♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪ 795 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,434 ♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪ 796 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,147 ♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪ 797 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,985 [theme music]