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Okay, Michelle, you sit here

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with Nicky and Alex.

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I'm going to get them

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some cookies.

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Woo! Can I have one?

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You already had dessert.

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Just checking.

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[laughing]

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Okay. Let's play

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your favorite game.

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[mumbles]

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Where's your tongue?

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I'm talking about

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this thing in your mouth.

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[laughing]

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Where's your nose?

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Well, at least,

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one of you got it.

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[theme music]

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♪ Ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman

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the paperboy ♪

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♪ Evening ' TV ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody

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who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin' ♪

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♪ To carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Dooby-do

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bah bah dah ♪♪

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Do you need any help?

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I'm good at homework.

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Sorry, Michelle.

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I'm writing a short story.

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You can't write.

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So, you can't help.

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I can write I's and T's.

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Great story.

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It, it, it, it, it.

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Nobody ever lets me help.

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Okay, everybody.

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Listen to

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my literary masterpiece.

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"The Potato Bug,"

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by Stephanie Tanner.

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"The potato bug

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was sitting on a leaf

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"just hanging out.

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"Sitting, sitting, sitting.

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Hanging, hanging, hanging."

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I liked it, it, it..

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...better.

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She's right.

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This bites.

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Aw, no, no, honey.

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You know what it is?

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I have a need to know more

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about this potato bug.

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What are his hobbies?

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What's his favorite color?

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What sort of fabric

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softener does he use?

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Well, Steph, maybe you should

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write about what you do know..

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...the people

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and the things around you.

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I can't believe you

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gave Cathy Santoni a ride home!

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Hey, she was loaded

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down with books.

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Yeah and six pounds

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of make-up.

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Ding, end of round six.

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So far I've got

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this fight scored even.

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Cathy is such a bimbo.

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because she thought

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it was taught at the mall.

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"The Young and The Jealous."

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So, what's for supper, pops?

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A home cooked meal.

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So, go home

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and start cooking.

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Hey, everybody,

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I've got good news.

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I'm gonna be on

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KFLH radio tonight.

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Julie Hartman's

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interviewing me about

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that benefit concert I'm doing.

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- Oh, that's great.

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- Wonderful.

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Wait a minute

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there's more good news.

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Nicky's diaper rash

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has been downgraded

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to diaper irritation.

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- Oh, that is really good.

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- Wonderful!

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- Here we go.

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- Alright, you know what guys?

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Mommy has a very big

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surprise for you.

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Look at this.

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Apple juice

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with doofy straws.

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Doofy straws?

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- Hi, guys.

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- Hi.

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Hey, doofy straws.

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I love these things.

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Yeah, what a surprise.

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Let go.

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They're for the kids.

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You know, Jess,

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the buzz around town

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is that KFLH is looking

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for a new afternoon disc jockey.

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Ah, I know man. That'd be

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a perfect job for me.

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I'm not touring right now.

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My record's off the charts.

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Since I was a kid I've dreamed

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about being a D.J.

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'cause Julie Hartman

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is also the program director.

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See, this is perfect.

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I'll go in there.

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I'll dazzle her

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with snappy banter.

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Impress her with

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my natural radio voice.

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that interview is over

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she'll be begging me

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to work there.

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Yeah, Jess, now

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if you can just get

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a little bit

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of self-confidence.

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Oh, Joey, don't.

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You'll spoil your dinner.

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We're having spaghetti.

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You better put on

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your red shirt.

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No, I got to pass on dinner.

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I got a big meeting

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down at the station.

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Mr. Strowbridge

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is trying to stick me

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with a co-host

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for the Ranger Joe show.

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they stuck me with a co-host.

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And it worked out great.

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I don't see why I need one.

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My ratings are through the roof.

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I'm starting to beat those

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"Joanie Loves Chachi" reruns.

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Boys, how you doing

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with those drinks?

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[slurping]

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- Refills.

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- Refills.

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(D.J.)

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'Do you think Cathy Santoni's

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hair is bouncier than mine?'

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Deej, I told you. Cathy Santoni

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means nothing to me.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Let's get back to

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the Taft-Hartley Act.

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"The Young And The Jealous"

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just became,

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"The Dull And The Boring."

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[instrumental music]

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[chuckles]

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Stop hitting yourself.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Excuse me, please.

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Don't touch my Woodchuck.

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Oh, Ranger Joe,

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I'm Jungle Jenny

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your new co-host.

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Well, I hope you don't mind,

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I hung up a few vines

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to spruce up the jungle.

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Vines? Uh, Ranger Joe lives

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in a forest, not a jungle.

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[chuckles]

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There are trees

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and there are leaves.

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What's the diff?

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Actually, there's

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a world of diff.

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Oh, well, aren't we wound

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tighter than an Amish quilt?

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What do you say let's get crazy

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and take the kids

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on a rhino hunt?

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We would never hunt rhino.

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We'd invite them on a picnic.

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Think about it. That rhino hunt

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would be a panic.

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But you gotta be careful. Have

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you ever backed into a rhino?

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Woo! Ho-ho. Woo!

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Woo!

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Gladstone, I see you

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met your new co-host.

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Mr. Strowbridge, sir, there's no

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way I can work with that woman.

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She's totally whacked out

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and obnoxious.

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She's my wife.

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She's just what

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the show needs, sir.

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(Julie)

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'This is "Jive

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All Night Julie."'

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You just heard

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20 songs in a row.

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It's not gonna kill you

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to hear a few commercials.

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<i>(male narrator)</i>

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<i>95.6!</i>

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♪ Rock radio ♪

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♪ Ah-ha ♪♪

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- Hey, Jess.

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- Joey!

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- What are you doing here?

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- I had a pretty quick meeting.

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So, I thought I'd just

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come down here

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and watch you make

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radio history.

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Oh, thanks buddy. How did you

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like your new co-host?

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How did you like

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your last root canal?

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[knocking]

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Oh, okay.

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This is it. Showtime, man.

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Wish me luck. I'd die to be

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a deejay in this place.

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- Hey, go get 'em, buddy.

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- Alright. Thanks.

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- Hey, how you doing?

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- Hi, "Jive All Night Julie."

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Yeah, that's right.

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Have a seat. We're gonna go

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in one second.

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- Okay.

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- Alright.

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- Alright.

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- Alright, we're back.

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And with me is Jesse Katsopolis

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of "Jesse and The Rippers."

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Thanks for stopping by.

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Oh, it's my pleasure.

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Thanks for having me.

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This is-this is really cool.

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I mean, I-I love it. I love,

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I love the radio, you know.

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Especially 95.6.

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♪ Rock radio

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Ah-ha ♪♪

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[laughs]

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Oh, yeah, I see you brought

294
00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,015
your fan club with you.

295
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,434
- Oh, yeah. That's my pal Joey.

296
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,434
- 'Hmm.'

297
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,185
- He-he's really a funny guy.

298
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,185
- Oh, yeah.

299
00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,479
Let's bring him on in.

300
00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,189
(Jesse)

301
00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,189
'Oh, come on, Joey.

302
00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,189
She won't bite.'

303
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,777
- Hi.

304
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,777
- Hey, how you doing?

305
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,571
Have a seat.

306
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,571
Welcome to KFLH.

307
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,782
Hello, San Francisco.

308
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,242
Joey.

309
00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:13,952
That was good.

310
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,496
Hey, Joey plays, um, Ranger Joe

311
00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,496
on the "Ranger Joe Show."

312
00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,039
You may have seen.

313
00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,039
It's on the afternoons.

314
00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,625
Sorry. I'm usually watching

315
00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,625
"Joanie Loves Chachi."

316
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,252
So, anyway, Jesse,

317
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,252
why don't you tell us

318
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,586
about the "Feed

319
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,586
The Hungry Benefit"

320
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,963
at the Civic Center,

321
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,963
this Saturday.

322
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,631
Oh, yeah. It-it's really

323
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,631
a great cause.

324
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,758
It's uh, me and the Rippers

325
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,758
and a bunch of great bands.

326
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,093
So, come down.

327
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,093
It starts at 8 o'clock.

328
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,678
Great, you know, I heard

329
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,678
you and the Rippers

330
00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,139
put on a really good show.

331
00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,139
Is that true Joey?

332
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,308
Uh, sure, as long as

333
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,308
it doesn't mess up his hair.

334
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,809
[laughs]

335
00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,437
[laughs]

336
00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,939
Thanks, Joey.

337
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,399
I gotta tell

338
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,399
all you folks that

339
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,651
their Jesse does have

340
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,651
a great head of hair.

341
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,446
Oh, well, thanks very much.

342
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,446
I combed it once in fifth grade.

343
00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,698
And it's been

344
00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,698
perfect ever since.

345
00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,574
Yes, nature's been kind.

346
00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,742
[chuckles]

347
00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,742
Nature?

348
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,453
Hey, this guy uses

349
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,453
so much hair spray

350
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:59,164
there's a giant hole in

351
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:59,164
the ozone right above his head.

352
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,666
[laughs]

353
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,758
Uh, yeah, well,

354
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,758
I-I-I do use a tad hair spray

355
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,802
but let me tell you something,

356
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,802
it is environmentally safe.

357
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,389
- 'Oh, good.'

358
00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,389
- Safe and strong.

359
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,724
Once during a tornado,

360
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,724
I used it to spray down

361
00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,226
the patio umbrella.

362
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,311
[laughs]

363
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,982
So, Jesse, who are

364
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,982
your musical influences?

365
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,234
Uh, well, that's

366
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,234
a good question.

367
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,651
I'd have to say that, uh

368
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,862
Elvis Presley did

369
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,862
influenced me a little bit.

370
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,198
A bit? Come on, admit it.

371
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,198
You're obsessed.

372
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,616
You spent more time

373
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,616
voting for the Elvis stamp

374
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,327
than you did

375
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,327
the last three Presidents.

376
00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,454
[laughing]

377
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,957
I'm not obsessed.

378
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,210
Tell them about

379
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,210
your Elvis underwear.

380
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,841
Alright, I just have

381
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,841
one pair that says

382
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,677
"Love me tender" on the back.

383
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,346
[laughing]

384
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,140
Alright, well, we've been

385
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,140
talking to Jesse Katsopolis

386
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,227
and Joey Gladstone,

387
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,227
and we'll be right back.

388
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,645
Great spot, you guys.

389
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,980
- Very funny.

390
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,980
- Oh, yes.

391
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,107
Hang in here a minute,

392
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,107
would you?

393
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,649
- Okay.

394
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,649
- Yeah.

395
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,695
[tapping]

396
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,406
Man, that was a blast.

397
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,825
[tapping]

398
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,416
- What?

399
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,416
- What do you mean "What?"

400
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,708
You just made me

401
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,708
look like an idiot

402
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,043
in front of millions of people.

403
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,797
Oh, come on, it was probably

404
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,797
only thousands.

405
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,007
I can't believe you,

406
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,007
m-making cracks about my hair

407
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,718
my underwear. You blew the one

408
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,718
shot I had at this job.

409
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,971
I don't believe this.

410
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,971
Settle down, Mr. Cranky pants.

411
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,347
I was just having

412
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,347
a little bit of fun.

413
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,516
It's like your hair's

414
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,516
your whole life.

415
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,017
At least, cartoons

416
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,017
aren't my whole life.

417
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,311
If you can call that a life.

418
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,020
Alright, fine.

419
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,020
Alright. That's it.

420
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,147
- I'm out of here.

421
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,147
- Alright. Bye.

422
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,273
Bye, Bullwinkle brain.

423
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,233
Bye, dippity-doo head.

424
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,818
- Bullwinkle brain!

425
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,818
- Dippity-doo head!

426
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,361
- Bullwinkle brain!

427
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,361
- Jesse.

428
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,655
Bullwinkle...oh, hi,

429
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,655
Jive all night.

430
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,492
[laughs]

431
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,492
You know what?

432
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:58,492
Everybody loved that segment.

433
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,285
The phone lines

434
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,285
are going crazy.

435
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,954
We've been looking for someone

436
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,954
to fill in the afternoon slot.

437
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,706
- Really? I didn't know that.

438
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,706
- Um, so, are you interested?

439
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,292
Yeah, this should be perfect,

440
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,292
this should be great.

441
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,876
You know, I'll program

442
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,876
my own music

443
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,295
maybe play some live stuff.

444
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,295
I'll tell you something.

445
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,547
Monday, I'm gonna be right

446
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,547
here in this chair.

447
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,800
Fine, as long as Joey

448
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,800
is right next to you.

449
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,680
[dramatic music]

450
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,187
[instrumental music]

451
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,651
[knocking]

452
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,069
[door creaks]

453
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,488
Joe-Joe.

454
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,490
Joege. My man.

455
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,200
How you doing, buddy?

456
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,700
Uh, listen,

457
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,700
I think it's time

458
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,995
that, uh, how about maybe

459
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,995
you and I sit down

460
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,789
and have a nice talk,

461
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,789
like mature adults.

462
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,417
Uh, but first, I found this

463
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,417
laying around.

464
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,336
Ha, what do think

465
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,336
of that, huh?

466
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,339
Double fudge sundae,

467
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,339
whipped cream

468
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,132
fruit loops and see that

469
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,132
little thing on top

470
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,384
that small red thing?

471
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,926
That's a cherry, pal.

472
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,805
Yeah. Real cute, Jess.

473
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,140
And I'm supposed

474
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,140
to just forgive you

475
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,308
for all the mean stuff you said

476
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,227
just because you

477
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,227
brought me ice cream?

478
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,062
Well, in case you haven't

479
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,062
noticed the height difference

480
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,564
I'm not Michelle.

481
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,442
Did you say fruit loops?

482
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,488
Took out the yellow ones.

483
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,488
I know you hate the yellow ones.

484
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,657
Huh? Eh.

485
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,033
- Huh?

486
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,033
- Okay. You're forgiven.

487
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,160
[chuckles]

488
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,160
Alright! Pals again.

489
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:27,038
- Pals.

490
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:27,038
- Buddies again. Alright.

491
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,375
Oh, you know what?

492
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,375
This just came to mind.

493
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,086
KFLH wants us to team up

494
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,086
and do an afternoon radio show.

495
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,588
And I told them yes.

496
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,588
Thanks, pal.

497
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,963
Aha!

498
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,507
- Aha!

499
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,507
- What?

500
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,799
- Aha!

501
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,799
- What? Why are we doing..

502
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,844
What is this?

503
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,844
Why are we doing this?

504
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,555
You're just being nice to me

505
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,555
because you need me now.

506
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,932
Come on, Joey. This would be

507
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,932
a great job for the both of us.

508
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,559
There's no way I can

509
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,559
work with someone

510
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,686
who can't even take a joke.

511
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,229
There's nothing funny

512
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,229
about my hair.

513
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,732
No but there is

514
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,732
something darn funny

515
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,360
about the big mousse stain

516
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,360
you leave on the couch.

517
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,153
You know what? I ain't doing

518
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,153
the show with you.

519
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,448
No that's where you're wrong.

520
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,448
I ain't doing the show with you.

521
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,242
- 'No, I'm not doing with you.'

522
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,242
- Excuse me.

523
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,160
Yes, Michelle.

524
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,038
If you guys are arguing,

525
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,038
I could help.

526
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,665
I don't think so, Michelle.

527
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,251
Don't worry.

528
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,251
I'm a good helper.

529
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,088
Now, you stand here

530
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,088
and you stand here.

531
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,840
When I count to three

532
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,302
say you're sorry.

533
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,344
One.

534
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,554
Two.

535
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,013
Three.

536
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,853
Four, five, six.

537
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,399
Okay. Skip the sorry.

538
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,399
Just hug.

539
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,741
Forget it, Michelle. I ain't

540
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,741
hugging a bullwinkle brain.

541
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,867
- Dippity-doo head.

542
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,867
- Bullwinkle brain.

543
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,579
- Dippity-doo head.

544
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,579
- Bullwinkle brain.

545
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,956
Why do I even bother?

546
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,801
(D.J.)

547
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,801
'Steve, get away

548
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,801
from the cupboard.'

549
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,594
'We have to get there

550
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,594
and study.'

551
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,972
(Steve)

552
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,972
'I just need little snack

553
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,972
to tied me over.'

554
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,891
(D.J.)

555
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,891
'Alright. Come on.'

556
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,894
Okay, I'm all set. Got all

557
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,894
the basic food groups covered.

558
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,856
Salt, fat, sugar,

559
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,856
and nacho cheese.

560
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,609
Okay. Chapter two.

561
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,737
Hey, what's this?

562
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,906
"Dearest D.J.

563
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,868
"I'll never forget

564
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,868
our<i> kiss</i> in the lunchroom

565
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,870
"on macaroni day.

566
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,623
Love, Henry."

567
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,543
- Who's Henry?

568
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,543
- I don't know a Henry.

569
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,504
Well, then why did you kiss

570
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,504
him on macaroni day?

571
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,506
I didn't kiss him

572
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,506
on macaroni day

573
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,383
or fish stick day

574
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,383
or any day.

575
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,385
Yeah, right.

576
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,385
Where's my jacket?

577
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,261
- I'm outta here.

578
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,261
- Steve, wait!

579
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,306
- How could you do--

580
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,306
- I did not kiss him!

581
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,016
(D.J.)

582
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,016
'Steve.'

583
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,560
This is pure gold.

584
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,731
Hey, Steph,

585
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,731
how's your story coming?

586
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,107
It's really heating up.

587
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,863
"Just when their love

588
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,863
affair seemed peachy.

589
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,408
"Cleve found

590
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,408
a secret note of P.J.'s.

591
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,869
"It was from Henry,

592
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,869
her macaroni day lover.

593
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,040
Fireworks came shooting out

594
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,040
of Cleve's ears and nose."

595
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,627
- How's it sound?

596
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,627
- Like Cleve needs a kleenex.

597
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,128
No. No, I'm kidding.

598
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,464
Honey, it's wonderful.

599
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,464
Very creative.

600
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,842
Thanks. I guess,

601
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,842
I'm just gifted.

602
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,344
Well, let's see

603
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,344
how gifted you are

604
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,470
at emptying the dishwasher.

605
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,264
It's your turn.

606
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,099
Thank you.

607
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,519
Steve, somebody wrote that

608
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,519
note to get me in trouble.

609
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,062
I'll tell you

610
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,062
who's in trouble

611
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,106
your macaroni man, Henry.

612
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,608
- Steve, I told you--

613
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,608
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

614
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,069
Excuse me. Did you say

615
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,069
macaroni man Henry?

616
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,196
You know what you guys

617
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,196
might wanna take a look

618
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,489
at Steph's latest story.

619
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,412
This is incredible!

620
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,412
I don't believe this.

621
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,372
Yeah. The same thing

622
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,372
happened to us.

623
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,838
Okay, boys and girls

624
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,838
we have a new friend

625
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,882
with us today,

626
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,882
in the enchanted forest.

627
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,260
Let's give a big howdy-ho

628
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:09,260
to Jungle Jenny!

629
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:14,849
Howdy-ho! Howdy-ho!

630
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:14,849
Howdy-ho! Howdy-ho!

631
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,768
Hey, Ranger Boy,

632
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,768
would you like a sniff

633
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,145
of my sweet

634
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,145
smelling flower?

635
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,898
Oh, okay.

636
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,108
[laughs]

637
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,736
What? What? What?

638
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,736
Come on. What's on my nose?

639
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,572
What's on your nose?

640
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,572
A lobster!

641
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,657
Ow!

642
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,742
[laughs]

643
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,582
Cleve and P.J.'s romance

644
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,582
was on the rocks.

645
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,545
Steve, this jealousy is gonna

646
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,545
to destroy us both.

647
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,882
I know, this macaroni day

648
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,882
incident has made me realize

649
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,717
that we can't go on like this.

650
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,885
Let's get married.

651
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,428
[choking]

652
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,433
How about tomorrow?

653
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,433
It's a half-day at school.

654
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:00,102
- Aww.

655
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:00,102
- Aww.

656
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,688
Dad, we have to talk.

657
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,815
That's what dads are for.

658
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,359
Well, this dad

659
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,359
better sit down.

660
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,532
Here. Bite on this.

661
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,953
Mr. Tanner, sir. Dad.

662
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,121
I wanna marry your daughter.

663
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,750
What? You've only known

664
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,750
each other for three months.

665
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,045
What took you so long, son?

666
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,550
- Come here, sweetheart, oh.

667
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,550
- Oh.

668
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,426
- Aww.

669
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,426
- Aww.

670
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,639
Dad, you can't be serious.

671
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,224
Why not? It would

672
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,224
work out great.

673
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,100
They could live

674
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,100
right here with us.

675
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,811
They could take

676
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,811
your room and-and Michelle

677
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,937
could take D.J.'s room.

678
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,689
Where am I gonna sleep?

679
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,566
Oh, yeah, I..

680
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,068
...I forgot about you.

681
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,571
Oh, I-I could put a bath mat

682
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,571
in the laundry room.

683
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,242
That's where Comet sleeps.

684
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,410
Oh, honey, that'd be great.

685
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,412
You could keep

686
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,412
each other warm.

687
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,207
Dad, you can't

688
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,207
do this to me.

689
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,419
Why not? It would make a great

690
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,419
ending to your story.

691
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,967
My story?

692
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,637
You read my story.

693
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,974
So, uh, what'd you think?

694
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,103
We think you did

695
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,103
a pretty rotten thing.

696
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,647
Steph, you can't disrupt

697
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,647
people's lives

698
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,482
just to make your story

699
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,482
more interesting.

700
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,237
I didn't mean

701
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,237
to hurt anybody.

702
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,822
I'm really sorry.

703
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,117
Can you guys forgive me?

704
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,827
Yeah, I guess.

705
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,538
Okay, we're even now.

706
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,206
Actually, all that talk

707
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,206
about marriage

708
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,292
really felt kind of right.

709
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,045
Yeah. What do you say, dad?

710
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,551
I say why don't you just forget

711
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,551
about this marriage thing

712
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,095
and I'll make you

713
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,095
a corn dog?

714
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,473
Cool! Alright.

715
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,976
Sorry, Deej, apparently

716
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,976
not a woman alive

717
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,518
can compete with my corn dogs.

718
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,689
Remember, kids.

719
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:13,903
Sometimes rhinos disguise

720
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:13,903
themselves as uptight rangers.

721
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,571
Rhino!

722
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:19,241
[all screaming]

723
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,743
[whistling]

724
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,203
Man, okay. Yeah.

725
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,247
Man, those little fists

726
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,247
are pointy.

727
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,250
Hey, Ranger Joe.

728
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,250
Is this your rodent?

729
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,837
I asked you not to touch

730
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,837
my Woodchuck, okay?

731
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,299
Whoa! Whoa!

732
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,592
Get me down!

733
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,803
Hey, come on. Quit it.

734
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,097
What's going on here?

735
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,724
♪ Ranger Joe

736
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,724
Ranger Joe ♪

737
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,101
Bye-bye, kids.

738
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,353
Bye-bye.

739
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,353
Bye-bye.

740
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,771
♪ Ranger Joe ♪♪

741
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,067
Good show, partner.

742
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,067
I'll see you tomorrow.

743
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652
- Great show!

744
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652
- Oh!

745
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,155
I'm gonna go warm up

746
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,155
that hot tub, big boy.

747
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,035
That's quite a chemistry

748
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,035
you two have going.

749
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,996
Well, with all due respect,

750
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,996
sir, I've had it up to here.

751
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,624
Here.

752
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,918
So it's your choice, sir.

753
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,918
It's me or her.

754
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,294
Please, be quick

755
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,294
with your decision.

756
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,296
The blood's really

757
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,296
rushing to my head.

758
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,883
Okay. You're fired.

759
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,635
Thanks for being prompt.

760
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,183
This was so funny.

761
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,935
Michelle, this was not funny.

762
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,937
Jungle Jenny made me

763
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,937
look like an idiot.

764
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,191
Now, can you go find somebody

765
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,191
to cut me down, please?

766
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,693
Okay, stay right there.

767
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,237
Okay.

768
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,700
(Joey)

769
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,700
'Hello? Anybody here?'

770
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,952
'Could somebody please

771
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,952
cut me down?'

772
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,204
[thud]

773
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,747
'Thank you.'

774
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,333
[instrumental music]

775
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,296
[guitar music]

776
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,927
Hey, Piar. How was the show?

777
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,721
Don't tell Joey

778
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,721
but it was so funny.

779
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,725
Jess, I, uh, picked up

780
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,725
something on the way home.

781
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,727
What? A new attitude?

782
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,562
No.

783
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,148
Elvis car wax.

784
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,025
Elvis car wax?

785
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,025
Get out of here!

786
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,401
I've been looking

787
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,401
all over town for this.

788
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,570
Thanks..

789
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,072
I mean, uh..

790
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,740
...cool.

791
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,617
Hey, Jess, sit down

792
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,617
for a minute, okay.

793
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,998
Look, I-I wanna

794
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,998
apologize, okay.

795
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,750
Michelle helped me

796
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,750
realize that I was wrong

797
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,334
yesterday at the radio station.

798
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,798
Hold everything,

799
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,798
did you say I helped?

800
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,008
You certainly did.

801
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,008
You were a big help, sweetheart.

802
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,094
I told you

803
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,094
I was a good helper.

804
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,846
What did I do?

805
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,682
Well you helped me realize

806
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,184
that it's wrong to make jokes

807
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,311
if it hurts someone

808
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,311
else's feelings.

809
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,063
I did that?

810
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,564
Alright!

811
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,984
Good job, shorty.

812
00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,444
If you boys need any more help

813
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,280
you know where my room is.

814
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,995
Jess, I'm sorry, I made all

815
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,995
those stupid hair comments.

816
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,329
I-I was getting big laughs.

817
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,331
I...I guess, I..

818
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,791
...kind of got

819
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:13,791
on a roll there.

820
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,542
Oh, that's alright, I..

821
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,336
...I was so uptight

822
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,336
about getting that job.

823
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,798
I was, I was way too

824
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,798
sensitive and I overreacted.

825
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,466
I'm sorry, pal.

826
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,926
Hey, you know,

827
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,926
when we were in advertising

828
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,469
we made a pretty

829
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,469
darn good team, you know.

830
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,096
Maybe this radio gig

831
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,096
will be fun.

832
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,098
A little music,

833
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,098
a little comedy.

834
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,143
- A little paycheck.

835
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,143
- 'Aha! I hear you.'

836
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,519
Let me tell you

837
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,519
the best part.

838
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,271
The best part would be

839
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,271
that I'd get to work

840
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,107
every day with

841
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,107
a really great friend.

842
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,818
So, what do you say, pal?

843
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,903
Partners again?

844
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,488
Hey, I say,

845
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,488
let's do it.

846
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,739
Alright. Come on.

847
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,867
- I'll make you a sundae.

848
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,867
- Alright.

849
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,786
Jess, I promise

850
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,786
when we do the show

851
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,330
no more of the stupid

852
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,330
hair jokes.

853
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,873
Oh, it's okay, Joe.

854
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,873
You can trash my hair

855
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,875
all you want.

856
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,875
Just don't touch it.

857
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,460
[chuckles]

858
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,460
I don't wanna touch it.

859
00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,753
Might wanna drive

860
00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,753
through it, though.

861
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,715
My car could use the lube job.

862
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,424
Now, you've gone too far,

863
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,424
bullwinkle brain.

864
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,843
- Dippity-doo head.

865
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,843
- Bullwinkle brain.

866
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,803
- Dippity-doo head.

867
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,803
- Bullwinkle brain.

868
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,473
[theme music]