[instrumental music]
Michelle, what you doin'?
Planting my seeds from school.
Peas, tomatoes and broccoli.
I'm also planting dessert.
M&M's?
Michelle, that's like
planting a nickel
and growing a money tree.
Good idea.
[theme music]
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
♪ Whatever happened
to predictability ♪
♪ The milkman
the paperboy evenin' TV ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
♪ Everywhere.. ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
♪ Everywhere..♪
♪ There's a face
of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out there ♪
♪ And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin'
to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪
[instrumental music]
♪ The wheels on the bus ♪
♪ Go round and round ♪
♪ Round and round ♪
♪ Round and round ♪♪
Oh, look at my little honeybee!
Just keep moving.
(Danny)
'Wait a second.'
Let me get a look at you.
Oh, don't you look
bee-utiful!
I am just buzz-ting with pride!
You're right. I should
have changed at school.
Hi, guys.
Well, today is the big day.
Where's Jess?
I wanna go over some stuff
for our big radio debut.
Oh, he's downstairs.
He was too wound up to sleep.
[sneezes]
Hey, Joe.
[Jesse sneezes]
This is great.
It's my first day on the radio
and I-I sound like someone
crammed a duck up my nose.
That's a nice image.
Come on, Joey, I'll show you
this bit I'm working on.
[sneezes]
Always works in cartoons.
Okay, come on, boys.
Come on.
Let's go get you cleaned up,
so you can get dirty again.
(D.J.)
'Dad, is Steve here yet?'
No, there's still
food left on the table.
Hey, Mr. Tanner.
Not for long.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Hi!
- Hi.
Good.
Deej, you're finally wearin'
that blouse I bought for you.
I thought you hated that color.
Oh, I do,
but Steve loves it on me.
Isn't it amazing the way
it brings out her eyes?
You know, Deej, I need a favor.
I have to pick
Vicky up at the airport.
Could you please
walk Michelle home
from her honeybee meeting
today at 4 o'clock?
Michelle. Honeybees.
4 o'clock. Got it.
Oh, by the way..
...weren't, uh,
you supposed to be getting
your history test
back yesterday?
Oh, yeah.
- I got a "C."
- Alright!
You nailed it.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
You got a "C?"
Honey, you were running
an "A" in that course.
You know our agreement
if you don't keep
your grades up..
...then you can't
get a part-time job
and you can't save for
the car that you wanna buy.
Oh, I don't need a car anymore.
- Steve has one.
- Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
V6, four on the floor.
Really roomy back seat.
Deej, I'll catch you
outside, okay?
I'm gonna want that plate back.
So, Deej, uh..
...you and Steve seem
to be getting, you know..
...kinda serious.
Oh, I don't know.
I wonder how much
he really likes me.
He's here every day.
You're a good cook.
Deej, that boy would eat lint.
Dad, I have to go.
Oh, uh, sweetheart?
Um..
...do you remember what I said
when I started
giving you driving lessons?
"Pull over, I'm nauseous?"
No. Before that.
I said, uh..
...don't go too fast.
Don't worry, dad.
- Okay.
- Bye.
Bye. Love you.
- I love you too.
- Okay.
[instrumental music]
Now to bisect the angle,
put the tip of the compass here.
I-I can't get the hang of this.
How about some help?
Well, put the needle here
and the pencil here.
Now who says geometry's a drag?
Uh-oh.
Uh, uh-oh is right.
Nicky, Alex, this is
what's known as bad timing.
Uh, we were never here
and, uh, now we're gone!
Boy, Aunt Becky must
really love those twins.
Must be such
an incredible feeling
to love someone that much.
Yeah, must be.
Deej?
Yeah, Steve?
I..
...need an eraser.
Right. Eraser.
Steve, you're gonna rub a hole
right through the coffee table.
I know.
You got me crazy, D.J.
I love you.
You do? Really?
Yeah, yeah.
I wanted to say it
a hundred times
but every time I tried,
I-I kept chickening out.
But, but, now that I've said it
I...I feel like
I wanna say it again.
I love you.
This is incredible.
Well...don't you wanna
say something to me?
Yes.
Thank you.
That's it?
I mean..
...I love you too.
[instrumental music]
You know, I've heard
after a minute and a half
the brain dies without oxygen.
Dad, Vicky,
nice to see you guys.
Sorry, we didn't mean
to bust in on you.
No, but I'm awfully glad we did.
Hi, Vicky.
Hi, Stephanie.
How are you?
Good. How are you?
Uh, dad, if I found
something valuable
on the way home from school
would I be entitled to a reward?
Maybe. Depends on
how valuable it is.
Okay. Who forgot to get me?
Pay up.
- D.J.!
- Oh, no, Michelle.
You!
I am so sorry.
We were really busy
doing our homework.
Oh, yeah, I just saw
some of that homework.
Steve, I'm sorry.
I'll call you later.
Hey, it's okay.
I got to go to
wrestling practice.
Girls, um, Vicky,
I wanna talk to D.J. alone.
Would you just
excuse us for a moment?
I'd love to, dad, but I can't
hear as well from the kitchen.
Come on, girls,
how about a snack?
I never get to
see the good stuff.
Welcome to my world.
D.J., this is inexcusable.
I promise
it'll never happen again.
It's not just forgetting
about Michelle.
You are entirely
too wrapped up with Steve.
I love Steve and he loves me.
What?
You're 15 years old!
You're not in love.
You don't know how I feel.
'I know that your head
has been in the clouds.'
You haven't been paying any
attention to your schoolwork
and you've been neglecting
all your responsibilities
like picking up
your little sister!
I said I was sorry.
Well, I-I'm sorry too..
...because I don't
want you and Steve
seeing each other anymore.
You can't do that.
I just did.
Well, I don't care..
...because I'm gonna
see Steve whenever I want
and you can't stop me.
Hey. D.J.!
D.J.!
[instrumental music]
Kimmy, what are you doin' here?
Hey, Mr. T.
You're looking at
the wrestling team towel girl.
How did you get that job?
God smiled on me.
Excuse me.
Steve?
You know where D.J. is?
I haven't seen her
since you were yelling at her.
Hey, I do not yell. I guide.
When I was
done guiding, she ran out.
Oh, man, she-she
must be really freaked.
You really care
about D.J., don't you?
I love her, Mr. Tanner.
I wish you two would
stop using that word.
What you mean is, you, you want
what's best for her, right?
Absolutely.
Great.
Then I'd, uh, I'd like you
to stop seeing her.
Well, I can't do that.
D.J.'s the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Look, I'm sorry, Mr. Tanner,
I've got to wrestle
or the coach is gonna flip out.
Hey, take five, killer.
Here. Thank you.
Do me a favor, would ya?
Hang this up real neatly.
- Mr. Tanner?
- Yeah.
Why do you have
your arm around my waist?
You need to wrestle.
I need to talk.
Mr. Tanner, you're old.
Your bones are brittle.
Don't worry about my bones.
I wrestled in high school.
They used call me
The Steel String Bean.
I buy the string bean part.
Just give us the cue to start.
You mean, ready, wrestle?
Steve, ever since you
and D.J. have been going out
her grades have
been dropping off.
I'm sure your wrestling
must be suffering.
Actually, she inspires me,
Mr. Tanner.
My wrestling's
never been better.
Reversal.
Two points!
Try a head butt, Mr. T.
It makes a neat sound.
Steve, what about your parents?
I'm sure
they must be concerned
that you're spending
so much time with D.J.
Escape! One point
for The Bean of Steel.
Actually, my parents think
D.J.'s the greatest girl
in the world.
Oh, so do I.
And that's why I want
what's best for her.
And that's how come
I'm putting my foot down.
Dad, what are you
doing to Steve?
Don't worry.
I won't hurt him.
Yes, it's a pin.
Boy, Mr. T.,
I never saw you sweat before.
Yuck.
I can't believe
you showed up here.
I'm here because
I care about you.
All you care about
is humiliating me.
Hey, we'll talk
about this at home, okay?
After my lungs reinflate.
I'm not going home.
I'll stay at Kimmy's.
You might wanna
rethink that, Deej.
My father just
ran out of foot deodorant.
Then, I'll stay at Steve's.
Like heck you will.
You're going home right now.
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, yes, you are.
- 'No, I'm not.'
- Hey! Hey! Hold it. Stop.
D.J., you know
I'm crazy about you
but...this is a mess.
I-I don't wanna come
between you and your dad.
Look, I-I can't see you anymore.
I'm sorry.
[melancholic music]
Jess, we're at
the radio station
and we're on
in a couple of minutes.
Now, what is wrong with you?
It must be that cold medicine
I took for my nose.
Well, one little cold pill
isn't gonna do anything to you.
I know.
That's why I took four.
Four? Jess, do you know
how dangerous that is?
Oh, plus,
you've been up all night.
No wonder you're zonked out.
Well, I don't want my nose
stuffed up on the radio.
But it's all clear, listen.
The news is next
and stay tuned for the debut
of The Rush Hour Renegades.
Okay, you ready, Jess?
- Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, Joe.
- Okay, good, good.
- Hi, boss.
- Hey, how you doin', Joey?
Hi, Jesse.
Jesse?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
He's, he's fine. He, uh..
See, what he likes to do is
meditate before a performance.
Helps him relax.
If he wasn't like this,
I'd be worried.
Hey, whatever works.
Knock 'em dead.
We're practically there.
Okay, come on, Jess.
Come on, come on.
Snap out of it.
Okay. Come on,
sit down here, Jess.
Attaboy, okay,
we're on in three, two..
Jess!
Hello, San Francisco.
We're the, uh,
we're The Rush Hour Renegades.
I'm Joey Gladstone.
This is my partner,
Jesse Katsopolis.
Uh...say hi, Jess.
[snoring]
Jesse's kind of the quiet one.
Guess you could tell.
Right, Jess?
We'll be back right after this.
(male #1 on radio)
'Rush Hour Renegades!'
'Comin' at ya!'
[instrumental music]
[flapping]
And that's the traffic report
from the KFLH traffic copter.
Hey, folks, you know,
I should point out
that Jesse does some
really great impersonations.
Isn't that right, Jess?
[snoring]
'Hey, Jess, why don't you
do Rodney Dangerfield?'
Hey, I wanna tell ya,
I get no respect
no respect at all. Ho ho.
Jess, that was unbelievable.
It was like
Rodney was really here.
I swear.
Um, why don't we give
our listeners a break
from all this hilarity
and, uh, listen to a commercial?
Hey, how are you guys doin'?
How are they doing?
You were the one who changed
the station in the car.
Do they have nap time here?
Joey, what happened to him?
(Joey)
'He took too many cold pills.'
Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, wake up.
Beck, I tried that already.
He's been out
like a light for hours.
Have mercy.
Why didn't I think of that?
What's going on here?
Welcome back, Mr. Posturepedic.
You slept through half the show.
Oh, I blew it.
I overdid it
on those cold pills.
It's the Michelle show.
I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Thank you. Thank you.
Now that little, uh,
patriotic munchkin
was my niece, Michelle.
Did you have a nice nap,
Uncle Jesse?
I'm pinching
her cheek really hard
but you folks at home
can't see that.
Uh, guys, you wanna say hi?
Becky, Steph.
Hi.
Come on, Steph.
Say hi.
- No, I-I can't.
- Oh, come on, Steph.
- Don't be shy.
- Okay.
♪ Oh when the saints
go marching in ♪
♪ Oh when the saints
go marching in ♪♪
Uh, okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
I guess she got
over her shyness, huh?
Alright, The Rush Hour Renegades
will be right back
but first,
a little rock and roll.
[rock music]
Thanks for bailing me out, pal.
Hey, that's what
partners are for.
Hey, what does this do?
Oh, that turns
the music off, honey
and then that means
we're broadcasting dead air.
- Dead air?
- Dead air. Yeah, that's nice.
[indistinct chattering]
[instrumental music]
You okay?
D.J.'s still in her room.
She won't even talk to me.
[sighs]
It's a tough age.
Yeah.
Fifteen.
I meant 35.
Vicky, they're just kids.
They're not mature enough
to know what love is.
Mature like us.
- Exactly.
- Exactly?
Danny..
...do we love each other?
What?
Love?
Well..
...I don't know.
I-I guess the mature
thing to do would be just
you know, make a list
and then,
then analyze the situation
and just think it
through objectively--
Don't think.
Just tell me how you feel.
How I feel?
Well..
...I feel like..
...there's, there's,
uh, nobody else
I'd, I'd rather
spend my time with.
And I feel like..
...you're the only one
in the world for me.
And I feel like..
...I love you.
Oh, Danny, I love you too.
You do?
[instrumental music]
You-you really love me?
Well, alright.
Oh, I feel like
a teenager again.
D.J.
[knock on door]
(Danny)
'D.J.'
What?
Did you think of some
new way to ruin my life?
Deej, something incredible
just happened to me.
I just told Vicky
that I love her.
- Are you trying to torture me?
- No.
I'm trying to tell you that
I understand how you feel.
Can I sit down?
Look...honey, I..
I'd forgotten what it's like.
I haven't been in love
with anyone since your mom.
It's, it's incredible.
That's great, dad.
Yeah, it is.
And if you and Steve are feeling
what I'm feeling right now..
...then I think it's wonderful.
Are you saying
I can see Steve again?
I guess I am.
Truth is..
...that Steve's
a pretty good kid.
He's polite.
He's a good eater.
He's got a darn good headlock.
Thanks, dad.
- I can't wait to call him.
- Hold it. Hold it.
Put that call
on hold for a moment.
I knew that was too easy.
Deej..
...Steve is an important
part of your life now
but he shouldn't be
your whole life.
You can't forget about
your grades and your friends
and your family.
And if you don't like
a blouse, don't wear it.
Unless, of course,
I bought it for you.
I think what I'm trying
to say is just..
...don't lose track
of who you are.
I won't.
And I'm sorry about
the way I've been acting.
It's just that
I've never been in love before.
It's kind of overwhelming.
Tell me about it.
Are you kinda light-headed?
Yeah.
Is your heart pounding?
Like a bongo.
How about your stomach?
Feel like I'm gonna hurl.
It's the best, isn't it?
[instrumental music]
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
[theme music]
♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪