1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,586 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,131 Daddy, I made you a present. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,802 Oh, honey thank you. 4 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:12,011 Oh, it's beautiful. 5 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,140 Oh, wow, this is 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,140 a really nice...one. 7 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,812 Go ahead use it. 8 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,062 Use it? 9 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,901 Oh, okay you know 10 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,901 maybe I should start 11 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,277 by putting something 12 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,277 in it, huh? 13 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,156 Okay, here we go. 14 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,412 No, uh, ah, oh. 15 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,879 Hey, Michelle, did you 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,879 finish your bird feeder? 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,714 All done. 18 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,258 And what a doozy of 19 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:50,258 a bird feeder it is, huh? 20 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,553 Just hold it up and.. 21 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,553 Pew, bird's right in there. 22 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,429 I'm gonna put 23 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,429 some bird seed in it. 24 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,850 He didn't have a clue. 25 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:02,145 [theme music] 26 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,190 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 27 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,360 ♪ Ah ♪ 28 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,158 ♪ Whatever happened 29 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,158 to predictability ♪ 30 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,285 ♪ The milkman 31 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,285 the paper boy ♪ 32 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:21,456 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 33 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,918 ♪ Everywhere you look 34 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,918 everywhere you look ♪ 35 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,587 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 36 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,587 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 37 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,923 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 38 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,633 ♪ Everywhere you look 39 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:31,633 everywhere you look ♪ 40 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:36,680 ♪ There's a face 41 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:36,680 of somebody who needs you ♪ 42 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,600 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 43 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,604 ♪ When you're lost out there 44 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:43,604 and you're all alone ♪ 45 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:48,650 ♪ A light is waiting 46 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:48,650 to carry you home ♪ 47 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:52,613 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 48 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,990 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 49 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,990 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 50 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,493 ♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪ 51 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,292 [instrumental music] 52 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:17,178 [harmonica music] 53 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,280 I don't know why but I feel 54 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,280 like a Wienerschnitzel. 55 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,575 Rebecca, close your mouth. 56 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,244 Uh, Betty, Lulu, 57 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:41,244 that was...unique. 58 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,790 [laughing] 59 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,790 Can't wait till this Sunday 60 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,790 at the annual twins expo 61 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,166 to hear your spirited rendition 62 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,918 of "Stairway to Heaven." 63 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,919 Okay, thank you very much. 64 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,295 Thank you, 65 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:50,295 and don't forget 66 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,047 I'll be emceeing 67 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,047 The Favorite Twins Contest 68 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,841 so come down to 69 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,841 the convention center 70 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,427 if you are a twin or know a twin 71 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,427 or if you've ever seen double. 72 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,971 - Bye and have a great weekend. 73 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,971 - Thanks. 74 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,015 ♪ Wake up ♪♪ 75 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,181 [clapping] 76 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,892 Great show. Great show. 77 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,892 Great show. 78 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,019 - Hi, babe. 79 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,019 - Hi. 80 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,561 - Ready for lunch? 81 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,561 - Yeah. 82 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,313 Oh, uh, Danny, 83 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,313 Vicky called and she said 84 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,731 she'll call you back 85 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,731 between seven and eight. 86 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,232 - Can't I call her? 87 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,232 - No. 88 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,484 She's on her way 89 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,484 to Green Bay. 90 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,903 She's travelling 91 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,903 with the Chicago Bears. 92 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,613 - The football team? 93 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,613 - 'Mm-hmm.' 94 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,532 Yeah, she said she's doing 95 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,532 some kind of special 96 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,117 on women 97 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,117 in the locker room. 98 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,245 You mean, s-she's gonna 99 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,245 be in a locker room 100 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,289 with 40 guys 101 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,289 with chiseled bodies 102 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,709 and thighs 103 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,709 bigger than...me? 104 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,380 Danny, you don't feel 105 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,380 threatened by this, do you? 106 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,798 No. 107 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,798 No, not at all. 108 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,341 If you need me, 109 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,341 I'll be at the gym. 110 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,054 Honey, listen, 111 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,054 I have something to tell you 112 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,263 but you have 113 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,263 to promise not to whine. 114 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,932 I never whine. 115 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,392 My cousin Dick 116 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,392 and his wife Donna 117 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,852 are in from Nebraska. 118 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,772 Oh, those rich snobs? 119 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,232 - You're whining. 120 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,232 - No, I'm not. 121 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,069 I'm just, I'm just voicing 122 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,069 a manly complaint. 123 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,611 They brought their twins 124 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,611 Debbie and Darla 125 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,197 for the contest 126 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,197 at the expo. 127 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,656 And we're having 128 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,656 dinner with them tonight. 129 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,868 Oh, geez, I have to 130 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,868 eat with them, too? 131 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,414 Alright, that was a whine. 132 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,414 That was a whine, yeah. 133 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,667 [instrumental music] 134 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,795 D.J., Steve. 135 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,795 I'm glad you're here. 136 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,964 What about me? 137 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,467 D.J., Steve, 138 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,467 I'm glad you're here. 139 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,969 I've got a boy problem. 140 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,930 - Ooh. 141 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,930 - Ooh. 142 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,389 This is serious. 143 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,267 This boy Jimmy Laster 144 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,267 is always pulling my hair 145 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,476 and giving me noogies. 146 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,853 Why is he doing that? 147 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,354 Hey, maybe you have 148 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,354 one of those noogie heads 149 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,732 that guys can't resist. 150 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,984 Steve. It's probably 151 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,984 because he he likes you. 152 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,318 And he's too 153 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,318 immature to tell you. 154 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,279 Really? 155 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,279 He likes me? 156 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,823 Yeah. You should do the mature 157 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,823 thing, give him a call. 158 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,243 Maybe he'll want 159 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,243 to get together. 160 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,493 Or do what I do. 161 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,788 Get an 800 number 162 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,788 and advertise on cable. 163 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,420 [instrumental music] 164 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,172 [doorbell ringing] 165 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,930 Cousin Dick. 166 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,349 - Look who's here. 167 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,349 - Donna. 168 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,227 - Hi. 169 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,227 - Kids, come on in. 170 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,479 Oh, yeah. Come in. 171 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,479 Let me see you. 172 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,774 Oh, you guys have gotten so big. 173 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,774 Come here, give me a hug. 174 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,442 Oh, thank you. 175 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,445 Well, come on in. 176 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,445 Make yourselves at home. 177 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,197 Well, we haven't seen you 178 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,324 since you and Jesse got.. 179 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,869 you know, married. 180 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,246 How you holding up? 181 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,960 Alright, boys, 182 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,960 life lesson number 37. 183 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,753 Pretending to like someone. 184 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,713 Watch. 185 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,842 Dick, Donna. 186 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,842 It's been too, too long. 187 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,427 Well, Jesse. 188 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,427 Aw, cute kids. 189 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,804 Thank you. 190 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,804 Thanks. 191 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,681 They look just 192 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,681 like Rebecca. 193 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,016 You lucked out there. 194 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,020 Well, a small joke. 195 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,480 You know what they say. 196 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,480 Small joke, small mind. 197 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,400 Jess. 198 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,195 - Hello. Hi. 199 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,195 - Hi. 200 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,487 Who's this little girl? 201 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,447 Oh, this is Danny's 202 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,447 daughter, Michelle. 203 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,701 Michelle, say hi to Dick, Donna, 204 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,701 Debbie, and Darla. 205 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,828 Hi, Dick and.. 206 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,414 ...all you other 207 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,414 D people. 208 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,959 - And you must be Danny? 209 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,959 - No, I'm Joey. 210 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,419 See, Joey, Jesse, the twins, 211 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,419 and I, we all live here 212 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,339 in Danny's house 213 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,339 with Danny and his daughters. 214 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,757 Yeah, Becky and I, we have 215 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,757 a little place up in the attic. 216 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,676 - The attic? 217 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,676 - 'Hmm.' 218 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,053 How quaint. 219 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,265 Well, uh, I know you guys 220 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,265 have to go out to dinner 221 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,808 so, Michelle, 222 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,808 let's take the kids 223 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,019 into the kitchen 224 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,019 for some cookies. 225 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,437 Oh, boy, girls, you do love 226 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,481 fresh-baked cookies, 227 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,481 don't you? 228 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,692 We prefer store-bought. 229 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:46,073 We prefer store-bought. 230 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:46,073 Oh, boy. 231 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,784 Aren't our girls cute? 232 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,620 Can't wait to see them 233 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,620 in The Favorite Twins Contest. 234 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,373 You know, that sounds 235 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,373 like a lot of fun. 236 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,957 Jess, we should enter 237 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,957 Nicky and Alex. 238 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,085 No, no, no, absolutely not, 239 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,085 I'm not gonna parade my kids 240 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,045 around like a couple 241 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,045 of trained baboons. 242 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,801 Baboons? 243 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,345 [gasps] 244 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,345 Whoa, look at the time. 245 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,347 Shouldn't we be 246 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:10,347 going to dinner? 247 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,015 You know, now that 248 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,015 I think about it 249 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,475 why don't you three go, 250 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,475 I-I have some schoolwork to do. 251 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:17,271 Oh, working on your Ph.D? 252 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,690 Well, actually it's-it's, 253 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,690 it's my pre-Ph.D. 254 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,776 Master's? 255 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:25,279 Bachelor's? 256 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,863 High school. 257 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:30,491 High school? 258 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:30,491 Good one. 259 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,245 Oh, you're serious. 260 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,746 Well-well, you-you can 261 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:34,746 come to dinner. 262 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,790 It's not a school night. 263 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,544 Oh, now I see why 264 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,544 you married him. 265 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,712 Because he's funny? 266 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,214 No, because he's rich. 267 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,343 Uh, speaking of which 268 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:52,097 we have reservations at the most 269 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:52,097 expensive place in town. 270 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,515 - O-on us, of course. 271 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,515 - Of course. 272 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,144 We know you're a 273 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,144 struggling musician. 274 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,481 No, no, no. Jess has 275 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,481 a great job on the radio. 276 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,692 And did you know that he had 277 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,692 a number-one record in Japan? 278 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,028 Well, if we ever 279 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,028 have dinner in Japan 280 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,322 it'll be your treat. 281 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,413 Small joke. 282 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:17,914 That guy is a small joke. 283 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:18,999 I'm going to get him. 284 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,541 Honey, please. 285 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,541 No violence. 286 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,876 Who's talking 287 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,876 about violence? 288 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,920 I'm gonna order 289 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,920 a 12-pound lobster. 290 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,301 Deej, I took your advice 291 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,301 and called Jimmy. 292 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,969 Was I right? 293 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,969 Does he like you? 294 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,306 Close. 295 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,306 He hates me. 296 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,598 He said if I call him again 297 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,019 he'll have me arrested 298 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,019 for harassment. 299 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,439 Sorry, Steph. 300 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:42,439 Sometimes guys are complicated. 301 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:46,067 Well, not exactly complicated. 302 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:46,067 More like...simple. 303 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,280 I just want to know 304 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,280 how to tell if a guy likes me. 305 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,949 Well, sometimes guys just kinda 306 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,949 hang back and stare at you. 307 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,703 So, if a guy stares at me, 308 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,703 he likes me? 309 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,079 Not necessarily. 310 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,790 You may have some gunk 311 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,790 stuck in your teeth. 312 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,834 But if you don't, 313 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,834 and he does like you 314 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,212 he'll start fixing his hair. 315 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,672 Okay, staring. Hair fixing. 316 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,672 What else? What else? 317 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,091 Well, then you smile at him, 318 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,091 but just a half-smile 319 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,468 'cause you don't 320 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,468 scare him. 321 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:12,760 How's this? 322 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,764 That'll scare him. 323 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,641 Tell me more. 324 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,641 I need details. 325 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,227 Well, just do 326 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,227 everything I said. 327 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,145 And if you do it right, 328 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,145 he'll come over and talk to you. 329 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,898 This is great. 330 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,898 Then what happens? 331 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,858 Nothing. 332 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,858 You're in the fifth grade. 333 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,698 So, what you guys 334 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,698 want to do? 335 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,869 Do you have a TV? A VCR? 336 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,869 A laser disc player? 337 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,164 - Anything? 338 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,164 - I have Mr. Potato head. 339 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,876 - Boring. 340 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,876 - Boring. 341 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,711 We like video games. 342 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:47,879 Come on, Debbie. 343 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,257 Let's go play 344 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,257 Ballerinas of Death. 345 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,429 [video games beeping] 346 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,265 When can I have a turn? 347 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,933 When you buy one. 348 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,812 Boy, is this going to 349 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,812 be a fun night. 350 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,862 Man, that was 351 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,862 good eating. 352 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,449 I ate so much lobster, 353 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,449 I'm sweating butter. 354 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,952 I hope you didn't 355 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,952 ruin your best t-shirt. 356 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,415 Oh, Donna, I hope 357 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,415 you don't mind 358 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,293 I made Debbie and Darla 359 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,293 some ice cream sundaes. 360 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,669 Oh, not at all. 361 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,669 Girls, what do you say? 362 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,591 They would have been 363 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:32,591 better with hot fudge. 364 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,385 Oh, you're welcome. 365 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,385 Always a pleasure. 366 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,930 Oh, uh, Becky 367 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,557 little news from 368 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,557 the home front. 369 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,935 Mary Ellen Matthews 370 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,935 married Doyce Plunk. 371 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,396 He was Becky's 372 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,396 old boyfriend. 373 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,399 We all thought she was 374 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,399 gonna marry him. 375 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,109 I was never going 376 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,109 to marry Doyce. 377 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,778 Mary Ellen sure is 378 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,778 counting her blessings. 379 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,697 She lives in a mansion 380 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,033 almost as big as ours. 381 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,995 And Doyce gives her a brand 382 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,995 new Cadillac Coupe de Ville 383 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,830 every year. 384 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:11,463 Yeah but try popping a wheelie 385 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:11,463 on one of those things. 386 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,507 Okay. 387 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,715 Well, we better 388 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,715 get a move on 389 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,801 before someone 390 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,801 steals our hubcaps. 391 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,927 Small joke, right? 392 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,554 No, I'm serious. 393 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,139 Come on, girls. 394 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,139 Let's go. 395 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,433 Well, it's been 396 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,433 a wonderful evening. 397 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,810 Cousin Dick, 398 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,810 thank you for dinner. 399 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,313 I'm gonna go upstairs 400 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,313 and check on Nicky and Alex. 401 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,482 Donna, goodnight. 402 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,482 Goodnight, girls. 403 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,400 I'll be up soon, honey. 404 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,400 I'm just gonna throw our.. 405 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,777 I mean show our guests out. 406 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,820 Bye-bye. 407 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,947 Bye-bye. 408 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,949 Hey, Dick. 409 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,743 Let's lay the cards 410 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,743 on the table, pal. 411 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,538 You don't like me, do you? 412 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,916 Well, I'd like you 413 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,916 as an acquaintance. 414 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,794 I'd like you 415 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,794 as a waiter. 416 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,796 I'd even like you 417 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,796 as a mechanic. 418 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,132 But as a cousin, 419 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,132 well, let's just say 420 00:11:56,174 --> 00:12:00,554 we always imagined 421 00:11:56,174 --> 00:12:00,554 Rebecca with someone.. 422 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,473 ...better. 423 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,516 Let me tell you something. 424 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,226 I'm not your acquaintance 425 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,644 and I'm not your waiter 426 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,811 and if I were your mechanic 427 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,230 you'd be having 428 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,230 brake problems. 429 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,902 Small joke. 430 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 Well, I guess 431 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 we know where we stand. 432 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,823 Yes. 433 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,823 I guess we know. 434 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,034 See you at the expo. 435 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,246 Oh, and smart move 436 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,246 not entering the twins contest. 437 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,874 Why put your kids through 438 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,874 that kind of rejection? 439 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,502 "Rejection?" 440 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,502 Now you've pushed me too far. 441 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,753 You know what, I'm gonna enter 442 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,753 my twins in that contest 443 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,257 and they're gonna make you wish 444 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,257 you never left Nebraska, pal. 445 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,634 Ooh. 446 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,302 Looks like somebody 447 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,302 had their lobster bib on 448 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,804 a little too tight, huh. 449 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,098 - Small joke. 450 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,098 - Yeah. 451 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351 Here's a big joke for you. 452 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,144 I don't even like lobster. 453 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,026 [instrumental music] 454 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,781 [instrumental music] 455 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,958 Hey, kids, look at all 456 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,958 the twins, huh? 457 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,835 Big ones, little ones. 458 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,672 - Furry ones. 459 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,672 - Come on, Michelle. 460 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,006 Let's go see 461 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,006 if they have eyes. 462 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,468 See that doggy? 463 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,468 He's a furry doggy. 464 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,385 Say doggy. 465 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,055 - Hi, hi. 466 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,055 - Oh, hi. 467 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,433 Jesse, when my kids win 468 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,433 The Favorite Twins contest 469 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,476 you think, you could 470 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,476 help me carry 471 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,478 that huge trophy 472 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,478 on to my car? 473 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,062 No because my kids 474 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,062 are gonna win. 475 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,565 Really? You think you have 476 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,565 room for that trophy 477 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,191 up there in 478 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,191 the ol' attic? 479 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,490 You know, Jess, I just wanted to 480 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,490 enter this contest for fun 481 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,492 and all you want to 482 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,492 do is beat my cousin. 483 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,243 Sounds like fun to me. 484 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,745 Come on, let's go 485 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,745 get the kids ready. 486 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,003 Hey, Michelle. 487 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,880 Are those cute guys 488 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,880 staring at me? 489 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,008 No, don't look at them. 490 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,052 How am I supposed to see 491 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,052 'em if I don't look? 492 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,431 Okay, time for the half-smile. 493 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,431 How's this? 494 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,143 I think you need 495 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,143 the other half. 496 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,692 Alright. 497 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,692 They're fixing their hair. 498 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,901 It's like D.J. said. 499 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,901 They like me. 500 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,115 Uh, Michelle, no offense, 501 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,115 but...get lost. 502 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,328 Well, since you 503 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,328 asked nicely 504 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,788 okay. 505 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,834 Hi, I'm Andrew. 506 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,002 - I'm Stephanie. 507 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,002 - I'm Thomas. 508 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,714 - Do you have a twin? 509 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,714 - No. 510 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:44,091 We really like doing 511 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:44,091 stuff with twins. 512 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,011 [gasps] 513 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,011 Oh, you mean a twin sister? 514 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:47,970 Who doesn't? 515 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,014 Super. 516 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,014 Where is she? 517 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,559 Well, uh... 518 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,559 I'll go find her. 519 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,980 D.J., quick. I need your hat 520 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,980 and your sweater. 521 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,524 - Why? 522 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,524 - Don't ask questions. 523 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,983 It's an emergency. 524 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,983 Please. Please. 525 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,277 Okay, okay. 526 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,277 But you look fine. 527 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,780 It's not for me. 528 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,780 It's for my sister. 529 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,156 Michelle? 530 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,037 Hi. You must be 531 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,037 Andrew and Thomas. 532 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,415 My sister Stephanie 533 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,415 told me I'd found you here. 534 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,000 Hi. What's your name? 535 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,293 My name? 536 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,589 Uh...Bethany. 537 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,676 So, Bethany, what do you 538 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,676 and Stephanie do for fun? 539 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,179 Oh, pretty much 540 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,179 the same thing. 541 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,723 Where is Stephanie? 542 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,015 Stephanie? 543 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,602 Uh...she was with me 544 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,602 a second ago. 545 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,395 I'll go find her. 546 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,272 She's not quite herself today. 547 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,316 That's right, 548 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,316 Vicky Larson. 549 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,903 Yeah, could you please tell her 550 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,903 to call Danny Tanner? 551 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,781 Yeah, she's-she's in the 552 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,781 Chicago Bears' locker room. 553 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,825 Yeah, she'll be the only one 554 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,825 wearing high heels. 555 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,911 Really? 556 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,287 He does? 557 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,875 I'm back. 558 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,875 Bethany. 559 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,794 I thought 560 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,794 you were Stephanie. 561 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,003 Wait a minute. 562 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,632 You're absolutely right. 563 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,632 I am Stephanie. 564 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,259 This is getting weird. 565 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,386 Yeah. 566 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,386 What's going on? 567 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:15,099 [sighs] 568 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:15,099 Alright, the truth is, 569 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:15,099 I don't have a twin. 570 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,269 I made it up because you said 571 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,269 you only hang out with twins. 572 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,855 Well, I guess I can 573 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,855 make an exception. 574 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,523 - Hey, I saw her first. 575 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,523 - I did. 576 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,066 - I did. 577 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,066 - I did. 578 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,903 Boys, boys, boys, boys. 579 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,237 Let's not fight. 580 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,197 There's enough of me 581 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,197 to go around. 582 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,204 [instrumental music] 583 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,209 Hey, there are 584 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,209 your cousins, Michelle. 585 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,629 You can wish them good luck 586 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,629 before the contest. 587 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,217 Or not. 588 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,721 Why should I be nice to them? 589 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,721 They were mean to me. 590 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,098 Well, because being nice 591 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,098 is contagious. 592 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,183 Maybe they'll catch it. 593 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,518 You mean like chicken pox 594 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,436 and they'll get all itchy? 595 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,524 Maybe contagious 596 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,524 was the wrong word. 597 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,901 - 'Hi.' 598 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,901 - Hello. 599 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,069 Debbie, Darla, good luck. 600 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,530 What do you mean by that? 601 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,449 I just mean good luck. 602 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,201 Oh. 603 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,661 - Thank you. 604 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,661 - Thank you. 605 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,289 Always a pleasure. 606 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,710 Did you see that? 607 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,710 They even said thank you. 608 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,920 What did I tell you? 609 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,338 [instrumental music] 610 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,090 Ladies and gentlemen, 611 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,090 twins of all ages. 612 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,552 We're about to begin 613 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,552 the highlight of the twins expo 614 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,721 The Favorite Twins contest. 615 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,889 I'm your host, Danny Tanner. 616 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,515 And no, you're not 617 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,515 seeing single 618 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,766 there's only one of me. 619 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,480 Okay, so, let's bring out 620 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,480 our first contestant. 621 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,482 Welcome if you will 622 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,482 from Gary, Indiana 623 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,108 the Spellman twins. 624 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,530 [band music] 625 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,867 Yeah. Yeah. 626 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,665 Thank you, 627 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,665 Lex and Rex. 628 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,169 Oh, man, I haven't seen 629 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,169 that much beef 630 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504 since my last 631 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504 double whopper. 632 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,632 Is this thing on? 633 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,968 Okay, let's bring out 634 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,968 our next contestants. 635 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,763 Please welcome, if you will, 636 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,763 the Donaldson twins. 637 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,562 Make daddy proud. 638 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,814 [together] 639 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,814 And now, a poem. 640 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,108 The majesty of America. 641 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,693 The beauty of the sea. 642 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,946 The seven wonders 643 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,946 of the world. 644 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,239 Are not as cute as we. 645 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,449 Are. 646 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,163 Thank you. 647 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,163 The Donaldson twins. 648 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,374 Okay, and now 649 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,374 our last contestants. 650 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,294 Please give it up 651 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,294 for Nicky and Alex Katsopolis. 652 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,136 [instrumental music] 653 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,801 Elvis, the next generation. 654 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,928 And now let's bring 655 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,928 all our contestants up on stage 656 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,890 while our judges make 657 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,890 their final decision. 658 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,852 Nicky and Alex 659 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,852 were so adorable. 660 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,479 You must be pretty 661 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,479 darn proud, huh, Beck? 662 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691 Oh, yeah, having twin 663 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691 Elvis impersonators. 664 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,110 Every mother's dream. 665 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,903 Oh, now it's the moment 666 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,903 you're waiting for. 667 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,780 Let me get the judges' decision. 668 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,699 [telephone ringing] 669 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,659 Excuse me. 670 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,659 You know what? 671 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,036 That's my.. 672 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,453 That's my jacket. 673 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,039 Uh, pardon me. 674 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,291 Hello. Yeah, Vicky, you know 675 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,291 this is not a good time. 676 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,378 Yeah. Are-are you still 677 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,378 in the locker room? 678 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,131 Was that a towel snap? 679 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,841 O-okay, look, I-I can't 680 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,841 talk right now. 681 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,011 I'll call you later. 682 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,011 Okay, honey buns. Bye-bye. 683 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,929 (all) 684 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,929 Aw. 685 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,977 - Where was I? 686 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,977 - The winners, honey buns. 687 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,689 Thanks, sugar hips. 688 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,816 Okay. 689 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,361 'Our runners-up 690 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,361 and second-place winners are..' 691 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,280 ...Debbie and Darla Donaldson. 692 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,579 - Runners-up? 693 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,579 - You heard the man. 694 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,873 That has gotta be a mistake. 695 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,873 I demand a recount. 696 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,918 Alright, Lex and Rex, please 697 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,918 escort this man off the stage. 698 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,460 We really need a recount. 699 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,460 I'm sure there's.. 700 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,671 No, there's some mistake. 701 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,053 And now it's time 702 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,053 to announce 703 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,679 our first-place winners. 704 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,265 They are... 705 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,265 Nicky and Alex Katsopolis. 706 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,768 (Jesse) 707 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,768 'Yay.' 708 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,395 [all cheering] 709 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,402 [instrumental music] 710 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,788 [instrumental music] 711 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,540 ♪ We kicked their butt ♪ 712 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,795 Honey, I got a great idea, 713 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,795 let's take a picture of this 714 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,130 we'll put it on 715 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,130 a Christmas card 716 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,839 and we'll send it 717 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,839 to your idiot cousins. 718 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,383 That should spread 719 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,383 a little Christmas cheer. 720 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,636 Jess, why are you 721 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,636 so obsessed with my cousin? 722 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,388 Honey, I'm not obsessed. 723 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,388 I got a great idea. 724 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,224 Let's hire a skywriter 725 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,224 who'll skywrite 726 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,809 "Loser" over his big mansion. 727 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,310 Jessy. 728 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,772 Alright. 729 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:54,772 I'm a tad obsessed. 730 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,233 It's just that.. 731 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,525 I-I just wanted 732 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,525 to show him 733 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,904 that even though I 734 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,904 can't buy you a mansion 735 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,530 I can't buy a new 736 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,530 Coupe de Ville every year 737 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,741 that-that we have 738 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,741 really great kids. 739 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,077 What are you 740 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,077 talking about? 741 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,537 Well...you think 742 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,537 you would have been happy 743 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,999 if you'd married 744 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,999 Doyce Plunk? 745 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,709 Rebecca Plunk? 746 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,086 That a yes or a no? 747 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,297 Of course, it's a no. 748 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,757 Jess, I don't care 749 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,757 about cars and money. 750 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,260 And I don't care 751 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,260 what other people think. 752 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,596 All I care about is 753 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,596 you and our life together. 754 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,598 And I wouldn't trade 755 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,598 one minute of it 756 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,767 for all the mansions 757 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,767 in Nebraska. 758 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,774 I guess I did 759 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,774 kind of overreact. 760 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,276 Well, not completely. 761 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,569 My cousin is a jerk, 762 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,569 and I'm glad we kicked his butt. 763 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,281 Yeah. 764 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,075 Sweetheart, I...I may act 765 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,075 a little crazy sometimes 766 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,287 but...it's only 'cause 767 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,287 I'm crazy about you. 768 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,173 [instrumental music] 769 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,095 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 770 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,181 [theme music] 771 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:32,494 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 772 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,663 ♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪