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[instrumental music]
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Michelle, haven't you
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ever heard of privacy?
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I heard of it,
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but I don't believe in it.
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Hey, Michelle, how would you
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like a shiny new quarter, huh?
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Thanks.
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You can have it if you go
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upstairs and leave us alone.
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Nah, this is more interesting.
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Don't mind me.
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Kiss! Kiss!
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[theme music]
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♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
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♪ Aaah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paperboy evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere.. ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere.. ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Jess, I've got a great
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new bit for the radio show.
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Pets who sound like
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their masters.
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Loving it. Loving it.
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What have you got?
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I got, uh, Popeye's dog.
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Bow bow-wow
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bow-wow bark bark.
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[imitating Popeye]
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Bark!
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Wait a second.
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I-I got one for you guys, okay?
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This is Murray Fliegelmen's
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canary, okay?
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Hey, how about
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some birdseed, Murray?
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If you knew Murray you'd be
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cracking up right now.
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Hi.
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Hi, girls.
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What a day.
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Fried baloney in
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the lunchroom again?
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I wish.
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Oh, sweetheart, I tell you what,
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why don't I take you down to
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Johnson's hardware, and you can
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tell your dad all your problems
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while you're riding on
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Quacky the mechanical duck.
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Quacky?
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Dad, I'm in first grade.
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I would look silly
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on a mechanical duck.
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Dad, she's bummed
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because they're gonna cancel
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the first grade play.
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And I was gonna be
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the choreographer.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Our only hope is to find
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a parent volunteer
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to direct it.
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Guys, please don't worry.
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I'm a parent. I volunteer.
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Alright, Danny.
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Well, you beat us to it.
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Yeah. You're so...so lucky.
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I mean, I only wish
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it was Joey and I
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taming a stage full
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of adorable little tykes.
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Thanks, dad, but rehearsals
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are every morning at 10:00.
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That's when you
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do your show
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and it's the only
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time we have the auditorium.
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That means I can't do it.
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Oh, boys, I guess your wish
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is going to come true.
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Oh, goody.
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Oh, come on, Jess.
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We can't let the kids down.
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- It'll be fun.
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- Alright. Alright.
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Okay, Michelle.
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Alright, what's the play?
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"America the Beautiful."
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It's about America.
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Hey, Jess,
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do you have any time
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to watch the boys
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while I run to the store?
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By the time I get
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'em both in the cart
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there's no room
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for any groceries.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
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We've to go to the work.
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We're on the air in 20 minutes.
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Hey, it's okay.
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I'll watch the guys for you.
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Oh, that would be great.
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Thanks, Danny.
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Bye, boys.
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Give daddy a kiss.
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- Bye, daddy.
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- Give me a kissy.
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[babbling]
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Bye, daddy.
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- Bye-bye.
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- Bye-bye.
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- 'Okay, have a good day'
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- Alright.
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- See you later.
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- Bye, boys.
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- Bye-bye, daddy.
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- Bye.
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- Bye-bye.
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- 'Alright.'
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Alright, you guys, now,
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Uncle Danny's going to watch you
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so be good for him, okay?
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- Thanks, Danny.
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- You got it. No problem.
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Oh, I got ya. Okay.
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You boys want to ride
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Quacky the mechanical duck?
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Huh? You got any quarters?
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I'm all out. What's a duck say?
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What's a duck say?
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Kack kack kack.
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Quack quack.
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Let's go ride Quacky.
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- Hi.
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- Hey.
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Guess what,
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I'm going to be in
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"America the Beautiful."
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Do you want to come?
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We'd love to.
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- We would?
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- Of course, we would.
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It's the cutest, sweetest,
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most adorable little play.
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You know, I was Yankee Doodle
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when I was in first grade.
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So was I.
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Both of you?
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I got to be Yankee Doodle.
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You can, but you're gonna
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have to work for it.
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Are you ready for that,
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Michelle?
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I guess so.
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I can't hear you!
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I guess so!
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Good. Okay, let's march!
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Now move!
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March! March! March!
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I think I'm gonna
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like this job.
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And a-one..
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[instrumental music]
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Nicky, Alex!
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Mommy's home.
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I've got a surprise for you.
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(Danny)
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'We're in here, Becky!'
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- Surprise.
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- 'Hey!'
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[imitating train whistle]
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All aboard for the
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Nicky and Alex Express!
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We made a little run
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to the toy store.
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Did you know
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these boys love trains?
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, they do.
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We are having so much fun.
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Well, that's great.
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I'll just put these
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away for later.
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When you boys are older,
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I'm sure you'll appreciate
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the fine craftsmanship.
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You do whatever you want, Beck.
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I got them.
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'Choo-choo!'
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Go through the tunnel!
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Choo-choo!
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Whoo!
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Michelle,
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let's try the song again.
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One question,
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you know the part
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where Yankee Doodle sticks
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the feather in his hat
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and calls it macaroni?
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Yeah. What about it?
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Is he calling
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the hat macaroni..
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...or the feather?
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The feather.
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Well, then,
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what does he call his hat?
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I don't know, Michelle.
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He must call it something.
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Bob. He calls it Bob.
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Should I sing
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stuck a feather in his Bob?
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Just sing it the way
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you learned it, huh?
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Girls, it's kind
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of late, isn't it?
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Hey, you don't become Yankee
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Doodle by turning in early.
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Show 'em what you got,
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Michelle.
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Okay.
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♪ Yankee Doodle
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went to town ♪
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♪ Riding on a pony ♪
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♪ Stuck a feather
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in his hat ♪
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♪ And called it macaroni ♪♪
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- Alright.
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- Very good, Michelle.
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That was terrific.
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Maybe not quite what
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my Doodle was, but..
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I think it's safe to say the
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Tanner tradition will continue.
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Well, looks like
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we found our star.
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Yay! I'm going
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to be Yankee Doodle!
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[laughing]
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That's right.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, kids, I'm Miss Tanner,
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your choreographer.
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Now...this is
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Joey Gladstone
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and Jesse Katsopolis.
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I've asked them to direct.
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Now, you're going to work
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and you're gonna sweat.
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And when I say "Jump"
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you're going to say,
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"How high?"
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- Okay, Steph, Steph.
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- Okay.
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You know, your sister's
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getting on my last nerve.
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Try living with her.
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Okay, kids, basically,
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we're here to have a good time.
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That's right. Now, we're gonna
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sing and we're gonna dance.
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We're gonna put on
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a terrific show.
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So far we're just
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sitting here.
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Aaron, my man.
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See they let you out
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of kindergarten, huh?
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You still don't have a job.
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He has a good job.
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Now, Michelle, we don't need
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to defend ourselves to him.
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I have my own radio show.
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What do you do?
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Okay, let's start
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the audition, shall we?
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- Alright. Here we go.
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- Okay.
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[piano music]
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♪ Yankee Doodle
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went to town ♪
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♪ Riding on a pony ♪
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♪ Stuck a feather
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in his hat ♪
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♪ And.. ♪
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♪ Yankee Doodle
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keep it up ♪
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♪ Mind the music
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and the steps ♪
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♪ And with the girls
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be handy ♪♪
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I never liked this song.
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Alright. Quiet. Quiet now,
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we're not finished yet.
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Now, the part of
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George Washington goes to..
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...Aaron Bailey.
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Do I have
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the biggest part?
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No, but you have
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the biggest mouth.
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And Denise Frasier will play
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his wife, Martha Washington.
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(Aaron and Denise)
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Ew!
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And now, for the part
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of Yankee Doodle.
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That's gonna be you.
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- Yes, son?
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- Excuse me.
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But I didn't
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get a chance to try out.
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Oh, sorry, we didn't
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see you back there.
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Oh, that's okay, I tend to
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blend in with my surroundings.
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Alright. Take center stage here,
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and we'll do a song.
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Key of E, please.
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Alright, the key of E.
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[piano music]
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♪ Yankee Doodle
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went to town ♪
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♪ Riding on a pony ♪
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♪ Stuck a feather
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in his hat ♪
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♪ And called it macaroni ♪
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♪ Yankee Doodle
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keep it up ♪
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♪ Yankee Doodle dandy ♪
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♪ Mind the music
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and the steps ♪
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♪ And with the girls ♪
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♪ Be handy ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪♪
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[clapping]
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That boy was good.
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That was good.
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[instrumental music]
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So, do you guys like
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Uncle Danny's raisin bread?
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00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,082
Well, you like the raisin part.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, Danny.
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- Yeah?
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Did you wake the boys
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up from their nap?
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Oh, yeah, you know what, I was
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00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,215
checking on 'em and I could hear
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00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,010
their tummies growling
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from outside the door.
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So I made 'em some
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of my special raisin bread.
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They're gonna need their
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energy 'cause I am taking
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these guys to the park.
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Could you do me a favor,
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Becky? Get their jackets.
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Okay, sure.
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I'll be right back.
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Thanks.
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00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,820
Hey, Michelle.
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How's the star
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00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,114
of the school play?
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Why don't you go
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to his house and ask him?
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00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,785
What happened?
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00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,828
Uncle Jesse and Joey
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picked somebody else.
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- What?
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00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,956
- Well, Michelle was great.
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But this other kid
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Derek was greater.
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You know,
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we're sorry to get you
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excited about this thing,
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Michelle
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but we have to be fair.
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Why?
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00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,176
Well, Michelle, if somebody
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really was a little better
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00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,471
than you, then...you have to
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think that Joey and Uncle Jesse
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made the right choice
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and you just gotta accept it.
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(Jesse)
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'Yeah, but, listen to this,
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Michelle, we-we put our heads'
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together and we came up
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with a great part for you.
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Yeah, you're on stage
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for the whole time.
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You're the center
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of everything.
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I'm listening.
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(Stephanie)
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'And one, two, one, two.'
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'One, two, one, two.'
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Keep in step, people.
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One, two..
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Haven't you
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00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:25,286
ever heard of three?
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Okay, everybody, apparently,
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we're going to have to go
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00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,833
right back to
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the basics of dancing.
428
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,712
Now, this is a foot.
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Okay, okay, time out. Let's take
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a little break from the dancing.
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Take it from
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George Washington's line
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"A proud symbol."
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A proud symbol welcomes
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all to our country
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00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,892
and reminds us
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that we are free.
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Michelle you have a line,
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00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:53,314
"I am Lady Liberty.."
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I am Lady Liberty.
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I should have
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been Yankee Doodle.
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00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,822
Alright,
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take five, kids.
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00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,033
(Stephanie)
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'Okay, everybody, over here.'
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00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,745
Alright,
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00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,745
what's the matter, shorty?
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00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,955
My arm is getting bored.
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I don't want to be
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the Statue of Liberty.
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00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,043
Hey, Jess, can't we
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00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,043
write her a little song
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00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,212
and dance number or something?
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00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,005
No, Joseph, now
456
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,005
we can't spoil her
457
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,634
she's got to learn
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to be a team player.
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00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,969
Now, sweetheart, listen, if you
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don't want to be Lady Liberty
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then I suggest
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maybe you go sit down
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and watch the rest
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of the kids rehearse, okay?
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Fine.
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(Jesse)
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00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,064
'Alright, come on, gang.
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We got a show to do.'
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Everybody, back in places.
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Places, please. Places.
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00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,447
And one, two, one, two.
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One, two, one, two.
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00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,033
(Stephanie)
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'Keep those knees high, people!'
475
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,579
Hey, let's catch
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00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,579
a movie tonight.
477
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,913
Great.
478
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,416
I'm in the mood
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00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,416
for something deep.
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00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917
How about..
481
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,670
"Ernest goes to Mars?"
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00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,214
Kimmy, Steve and I don't
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00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,214
want to see that.
484
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,716
Well, how do you know?
485
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,677
You want to see that?
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00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,929
I don't know.
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00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,929
I want to think about it.
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00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,557
Okay, think about it.
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00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,893
Well, I can't think
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00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,893
while you're watching me.
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00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,020
What's your problem?
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00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,522
Well, it's just that
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00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,649
you shouldn't be making
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00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,649
decisions for me.
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00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,485
Why not? Sure beats the heck
496
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,485
out of thinking for yourself.
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00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,571
I do not make
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00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,571
decisions for you.
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00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,989
Yes, you do,
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00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,989
like the other day
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00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,407
you told Michelle
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00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,407
we'd go to her play
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00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,535
without even asking me
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00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,535
if I wanted to go.
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00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,744
Do you want to?
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00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,747
- Well, actually, no.
507
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,747
- You have to.
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00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,124
Hey, I don't have
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00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,124
to do anything.
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00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,167
Fine, forget the play.
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00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,335
Well, fine, I will.
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00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,420
- Fine.
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00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,420
- Fine.
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00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,094
Well, you sure showed him.
515
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,432
Is he still gonna
516
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,432
drive us to the movie?
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00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,478
♪ Sixteen men
518
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,478
on a dead man's chest ♪
519
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,981
♪ Yo ho ho
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00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,981
and a bottle of rum ♪♪
521
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,819
Danny?
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00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,529
Come in.
523
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,529
I mean, come in.
524
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,907
- Oh, sorry.
525
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,907
- No, hey, Beck, it's okay.
526
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,659
[laughing]
527
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,659
I've got a suit on.
528
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,204
'Nicky and Alex and I were
529
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,204
just finishing up their bath.'
530
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,331
Well, Danny, I was gonna
531
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,331
give 'em their bath.
532
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,167
Oh, hey, I don't mind.
533
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,167
It's no problem.
534
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,798
Danny, actually,
535
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:23,798
it is a problem.
536
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,509
The last couple of days, every
537
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,509
time I've gone to do something
538
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,302
with the boys,
539
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,302
you've already done it.
540
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,804
And I know that
541
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,804
you only want to help
542
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,307
but my time
543
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,307
with them is really precious.
544
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,102
I mean, they're only
545
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,102
this age for so long.
546
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,312
Don't I know it.
547
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,524
[sighs]
548
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,524
I'm sorry, Becky.
549
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,734
I guess when Michelle told me
550
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,569
that she was too old
551
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,569
to ride Quacky
552
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:48,239
I realized that my last, little
553
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:48,239
duck rider had left the pond.
554
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,533
Oh, Danny.
555
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,621
I miss having babies around.
556
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,748
So, what I've been thinking is
557
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,207
can I have one of yours?
558
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293
Danny.
559
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,003
Look, I'm sorry
560
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,003
I'll stay out of your way.
561
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,256
Oh, no, you're not in the way.
562
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,633
Look, the boys
563
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,633
love being with you.
564
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,717
[babbling]
565
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,094
- Baboo.
566
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,094
- Uncle Danny's fun.
567
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,764
You know what can do?
568
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,349
We'll set aside some
569
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,349
special Uncle Danny time
570
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,560
so you guys can be together.
571
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,020
- Really?
572
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,020
- Yeah.
573
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,606
How's that sound,
574
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,606
guys, huh?
575
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,609
You like that idea?
576
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,027
Thanks, Becky.
577
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,070
Yes, yes, mommy will get it.
578
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,739
Oh, oh, oh..
579
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,410
Hi, peanut.
580
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:40,291
Oh, I get it.
581
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,584
You're not talking to us.
582
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,797
Michelle, are you
583
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,797
not talking to us?
584
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,052
Yeah, she's not talking to us.
585
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,138
Alright, all that are ticked off
586
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,307
at Uncle Jesse
587
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,307
and Joey say aye.
588
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,935
Aye!
589
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,061
You tricked me.
590
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,398
I get it, Michelle.
591
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,026
You think we're being
592
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,026
unfair, don't you?
593
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,277
Right.
594
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,029
Well, we think
595
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,029
you're being unfair.
596
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,783
Michelle, everyone in that
597
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,783
play is working very hard.
598
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,702
Now, if we don't have
599
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,702
a Statue of Liberty
600
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,203
you're letting all
601
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,203
the other kids down.
602
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,287
Is that what you want?
603
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,374
No, I want to be
604
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,374
Yankee Doodle
605
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,752
'cause Stephanie and D.J.
606
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,752
were Yankee Doodle
607
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,463
and I want to be
608
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,463
Yankee Doodle, too.
609
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,842
Well, Michelle, you don't always
610
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,842
get what you want in life.
611
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,260
Hey, when I was little boy,
612
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,260
I wanted to be Fred Flintstone
613
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,722
but heck,
614
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,722
I had too many toes.
615
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,393
Excuse me, Michelle.
616
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,814
Now, Michelle,
617
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,814
this whole thing
618
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,399
it's, it's like
619
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,399
being in a band.
620
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,735
I mean, not everyone
621
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,735
can be the lead singer.
622
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,319
- You are.
623
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,319
- 'Yes.'
624
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,197
But I'm no more important
625
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,197
than the bass player.
626
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,991
What's his name?
627
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,991
What's his name?
628
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,285
Kid with the long, curly hair.
629
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,285
Larry or Lenny or something.
630
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,997
Michelle, excuse me.
631
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,670
What Jesse isn't
632
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,670
quite saying is..
633
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,757
...you're part of a team and
634
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,757
everyone has to do their share.
635
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,761
That's right, and, uh, my band
636
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,761
wouldn't sound as good without..
637
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,512
What's the kid's name?
638
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,512
What is his name?
639
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,305
The long-haired guy.
640
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,559
The point is, Michelle, a lot
641
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,559
of people are counting on you.
642
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436
That's right, so,
643
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436
we want you to go out there
644
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,064
and we want you to be the best
645
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,064
Statue of Liberty you could be.
646
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,315
- Capisce?
647
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,315
- Capisce.
648
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,567
And his name is Lanny.
649
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,777
Lanny!
650
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,822
[instrumental music]
651
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,454
Steve, you came.
652
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,664
Yeah. I'm sorry
653
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,664
I got mad the other day.
654
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,291
No, it was my fault.
655
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,335
Let's never fight again.
656
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,005
I've never felt closer
657
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,005
to you than I do right now.
658
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,465
Neither have I.
659
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,927
Steve, I'll never
660
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,927
make another decision
661
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,930
without asking you first.
662
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,182
Uh, switch seats with my dad..
663
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,768
...if it's okay with you.
664
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,770
Yeah, it's fine.
665
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,440
Oh.
666
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,861
[piano music]
667
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,613
[clapping]
668
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,328
Okay, you're on. You're on.
669
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,957
Greetings, fellow Americans.
670
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,167
I am the father
671
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,167
of our country.
672
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,544
My name
673
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,544
is Aaron Bailey.
674
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,922
[whispering]
675
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,922
George Washington.
676
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,922
George Washington.
677
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,549
Oh, yeah, my name is
678
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,549
George Washington
679
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,344
and here comes
680
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,344
my wife Bertha.
681
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,512
[whispering]
682
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,512
Martha.
683
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,930
Martha!
684
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,306
Martha.
685
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,108
Here, psst! Psst!
686
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,617
I think it's going pretty well.
687
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,287
Goodbye, Paul Revere.
688
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,456
Thanks for the warning.
689
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,627
Look, here comes
690
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:11,627
that Yankee Doodle boy.
691
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,254
[piano music]
692
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:20,887
I said, look, here comes
693
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:20,887
that Yankee Doodle boy.
694
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,891
[music continues]
695
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,520
Excuse me.
696
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,438
Hold this, Abe.
697
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,067
Just be a moment.
698
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,904
Talk amongst yourselves.
699
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,114
What's going on here? It's
700
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,114
his time for the big finale.
701
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,616
He's frozen! The show's over.
702
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,616
It's a total choke-job!
703
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,536
Steph, Steph,
704
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,536
you're not helping, okay?
705
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748
Hey, Derrick, come on,
706
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748
you're gonna be great out there.
707
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,917
No. I can't do this.
708
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,796
Let me talk to him.
709
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:59,759
Derrick, do you know how long
710
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:59,759
I've been holding up my arm?
711
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,428
Michelle, I'm too scared
712
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,428
to go out there.
713
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,472
You be Yankee Doodle.
714
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,472
You're good.
715
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:09,018
Yes, that's true..
716
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,311
...but you're great.
717
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,939
Right now I'm sick.
718
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,275
But we're all on
719
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,275
the same team. We need you.
720
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,944
You do?
721
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,238
Totally.
722
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,158
Now, go out there and be the
723
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,158
best Yankee Doodle you can be.
724
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,248
Okay, here I go.
725
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,877
You're not moving.
726
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,378
Give me a push.
727
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,135
Alright, munchkin.
728
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,886
- I'm proud of you.
729
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,886
- 'Now, let's move it, people.'
730
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:44,971
We've got a show to do.
731
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,973
Alright!
732
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,641
Okay.
733
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,184
Show time.
734
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,689
Now, as I was saying
735
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,318
look, here comes
736
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,318
that Yankee Doodle boy!
737
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:05,574
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy ♪
738
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,495
♪ Yankee Doodle do or die ♪
739
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:13,791
♪ A real live nephew
740
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:13,791
of my Uncle Sam ♪
741
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,586
♪ Born on the Fourth of July ♪
742
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,799
♪ I've got a Yankee Doodle
743
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,799
sweetheart ♪
744
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,135
♪ She's my Yankee Doodle joy ♪
745
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,803
♪ Let's go Miss Liberty ♪
746
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,972
♪ Yankee Doodle
747
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,972
went to town ♪
748
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,308
♪ Riding on a pony ♪
749
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,809
♪ I am ♪
750
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:36,063
♪ That Yankee Doodle ♪
751
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:42,528
♪ Boy ♪♪
752
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,117
[clapping]
753
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,540
[instrumental music]
754
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,470
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
755
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,098
[theme music]
756
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:32,370
♪ Ahhh ahh ahh ahhh ♪
757
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,412
♪ Chity chi bob botta ♪♪