1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:01,961 [theme music] 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,923 Okay, Steph. 3 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,923 Where is my sweater? 4 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:07,633 Good morning to you, too. 5 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,427 - I want my pink sweater. 6 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,427 - What pink sweater? 7 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,305 The one you were in love with. 8 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,305 The one you've always wanted. 9 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,516 The one I heard you 10 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,516 talking to Michelle about. 11 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,434 The one that's 12 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,434 not in my closet. 13 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,144 Oh. That 14 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,144 pink sweater. 15 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,896 Sorry. Haven't 16 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,896 seen it. 17 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,940 Excuse me. 18 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,733 Do you think this color 19 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,733 looks good on me? 20 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,323 I think someone 21 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,323 owes me an apology. 22 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,116 I think somebody owes me 23 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,116 a sweater. 24 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,744 I think someone better 25 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,744 get out of here! 26 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,957 [theme music] 27 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,251 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 28 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,505 ♪ Ah ♪ 29 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,804 ♪ Whatever happened 30 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,804 to predictability ♪ 31 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,806 ♪ The milkman 32 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,806 the paper boy ♪ 33 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,307 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 34 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,810 ♪ Ah ♪ 35 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,396 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 36 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,396 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 37 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,065 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 38 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,065 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 39 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,401 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 40 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,153 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 41 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,153 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 42 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,947 ♪ There's a face ♪ 43 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,034 ♪ Of somebody 44 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,034 who needs you ♪ 45 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,160 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 46 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,997 ♪ When you're lost out there ♪ 47 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,999 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 48 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,918 ♪ A light is waitin' ♪ 49 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,086 ♪ To carry you home ♪ 50 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,088 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 51 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,885 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 52 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,056 ♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪ 53 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,644 [instrumental music] 54 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,820 Well, dad.. 55 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,698 ...thanks for another 56 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,698 stimulating driving lesson. 57 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,492 Around the block 58 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,492 for the zillionth time. 59 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,660 Now, now, Deej, 60 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,660 you're becoming 61 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,287 quite the little 62 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,287 motorist, honey. 63 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,623 You really are. 64 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,623 You-you use your mirrors well. 65 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,165 Your parallel parking 66 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,165 is very good. 67 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,626 And you always remember 68 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,626 to signal. 69 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,835 So, I'm ready 70 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,835 for the freeway? 71 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,837 No! No. No. No. 72 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,298 No way, honey, you, uh, you 73 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,298 haven't mastered U-turns 74 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,674 and your yields are shaky 75 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,718 I'm still not happy with 76 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,718 the way you defrost. 77 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,432 I don't believe you. 78 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,432 I'm asking daddy. 79 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,892 Asking daddy what? 80 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,936 Michelle, go ahead, 81 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,936 but I told you.. 82 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,772 ...there is no such thing 83 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,772 as a Norwegian goat boy. 84 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,733 A Norwegian goat boy? 85 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:33,862 See, the boy with the horns 86 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:33,862 eating the tin can? 87 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,950 Steph, I told you 88 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,950 to stop wasting 89 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,493 your allowance 90 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,493 on junk like.. 91 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,622 Whoa. Are those udders? 92 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,040 Is the Norwegian goat boy 93 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,918 going to come 94 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,918 to our house? 95 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,168 Of course not, honey. 96 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,671 If any goat boy's coming 97 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,671 to our house 98 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,380 it's gonna be the 99 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,380 San Francisco goat boy. 100 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,634 Oh, no! 101 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,634 I'm out of here! 102 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,802 Michelle, I was 103 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,802 just kidding. 104 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,054 There's no such thing 105 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,054 as a goat boy. 106 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,431 - 'Michelle.' 107 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,431 - Alright, boys. 108 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,058 Okay, yeah, 109 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,058 this is it 110 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,020 the moment we've all 111 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,020 been waiting for. 112 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,605 They're potty trained? 113 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,440 I wish. Okay. 114 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,192 No, it's time for 115 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,192 Jesse and Joey's radio show. 116 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,278 "The Rush Hour Renegades." 117 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,031 (Jesse on radio) 118 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,031 'Congratulations, Bob, 119 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,031 You've won two pounds' 120 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,239 'of ice but 121 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,239 not just any ice..' 122 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,451 Yes, who is that? 123 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,451 Who's that? 124 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,828 - Daddy. 125 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,828 - Daddy. 126 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,288 Daddy. 127 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,288 Ahh! 128 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,041 Yay! 129 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,709 You know, I bet 130 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,709 our listeners are wondering 131 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,086 why the heck are we 132 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,086 giving away ice. 133 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,796 Because we ran out 134 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,796 of pocket protectors. 135 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,757 Oh no, you'd think that. 136 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,757 Yeah, you'd think that. 137 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,425 No, it's actually our way 138 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,425 of reminding 139 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,844 everyone that I'll 140 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,844 be playing in the 141 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,096 Bay City Charity 142 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,096 Foundation Hockey Game 143 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,183 this Saturday 144 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:44,183 at Iceoplex. 145 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,102 [cheering] 146 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,520 Yes and I, 147 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,520 Jesse Katsopolis 148 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,813 will be announcing 149 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,813 the game 150 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,191 right here on KFLH. 151 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,109 [booing] 152 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,028 You know, uh, Jess, 153 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,028 no offense but it is 154 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,863 kind of traditional 155 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,863 for hockey announcers 156 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,032 to know something 157 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,032 about the game of ice hockey. 158 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,658 Come on, Joe, 159 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,658 what's to know? 160 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,244 A bunch of toothless guys 161 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,244 hitting a little round thing 162 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,871 into a net thing. 163 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,871 Piece of cake. 164 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,415 Well, at least you got 165 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,415 the technical terms down. 166 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,375 - You get that going for you. 167 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,375 - Which is a plus. 168 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,503 - Which is nice. Oh, yeah. 169 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,503 - Here's our guest right now. 170 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,923 Come on in. This is one 171 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,923 of our sponsors. 172 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,176 Uh, this is Hershel Binkley, 173 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,176 of Giant Binkley used cars 174 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,761 "Where credit's 175 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,761 never a problem 176 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,429 "as long as you have 177 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,429 hard cash." 178 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,806 - Hi. Good to see you, Hersh. 179 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,806 - Hi, fellas. 180 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,601 Uh, I should also point out 181 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,601 that, uh, Hershel is the goalie 182 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,728 for the team I'm playing 183 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,728 against on Saturday. 184 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,146 That's right, Joey. 185 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,356 It's great to see you 186 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,356 again, my friend. 187 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,816 You don't remember 188 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,816 me, do you? 189 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,193 Let's see, are you 190 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,193 the guy who sold me 191 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,195 the '74 Gremlin 192 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,195 with the burrito 193 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,197 in the glove compartment? 194 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,615 That's a good one. 195 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,408 Maybe this'll bring 196 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,408 something back for you. 197 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,455 Stonewall! 198 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,748 That's right. 199 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,416 College state championship. 200 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,002 'One minute to play, 201 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,002 your team's down a goal.' 202 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,629 You get the puck. 203 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,629 Come in to me alone. 204 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,838 You fake left, 205 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,838 you shoot right. 206 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,215 What happened then, Gladstone? 207 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,549 Yeah. What happened 208 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,549 then, Gladstone? 209 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,801 Go ahead, tell him. 210 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,095 Uh, there's nothing 211 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,095 to tell. 212 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,888 It happened 213 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,888 a long time ago. 214 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,307 What happened was 215 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,307 I stopped your shot. 216 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,059 We won the championship. 217 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,059 And you lost it. 218 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,435 I was a hero! 219 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,147 You...were a bum. 220 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,149 I gotta tell you 221 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,149 I'm looking forward 222 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,317 to humiliating you 223 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,317 all over again. 224 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,360 Uh-ha, ha, ha. 225 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,360 Hold it, stonehead. 226 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,281 - Stonewall. 227 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,281 - Whatever. 228 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,199 Listen, you don't just waltz 229 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,199 in here and make fun 230 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,118 of my pal, here. You know 231 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,118 who you're dealing with? 232 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,953 This guy do all your 233 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,953 talking for you, Gladstone? 234 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,747 No, I don't do all his talking 235 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,747 for him, do I, Joey? 236 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,707 Well, maybe a word 237 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,707 here and there, yeah. 238 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,835 You know, Gladstone, 239 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,835 you have always been pathetic. 240 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,253 Oh yeah, you think 241 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,253 he was pathetic then? 242 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,963 You ought to 243 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,963 see my boy now. 244 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,298 [laughs] 245 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,507 Jess, you're 246 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,507 not helping. 247 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,717 Uh, look, it-it's just 248 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,717 a charity game. 249 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,052 Let's just go out there 250 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,052 and have a little fun. 251 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,138 Well, if your idea 252 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,138 of fun is losing 253 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,472 you're gonna have 254 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,472 a great time. 255 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,683 Because, Gladstone, 256 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,683 you're a loser. 257 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,518 Oh, yeah. 258 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,518 And you're a jerk. 259 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,312 - And you got split ends. 260 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,312 - Now, that's where you go-- 261 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,855 Okay, Jess, Jess. 262 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:58,692 [instrumental music] 263 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,905 Dad, you're being so unfair. 264 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,325 Kimmy's dad took her 265 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,325 out on the freeway. 266 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,826 And he brought her back? 267 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,914 Danny, she'll be fine. 268 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,914 Just avoid rush hour. 269 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,958 Yeah, you're right. 270 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,958 Okay, Deej. 271 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,128 Set your alarm 272 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,128 for 3:00 a.m. 273 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,672 Great. I'll have the whole 274 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,672 road to myself. 275 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,508 We'll finally see 276 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,508 what that Taurus can do. 277 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,261 Deej, first let's discuss 278 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,261 what the Taurus cannot do. 279 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,515 Michelle, trust me. 280 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,515 It's okay. 281 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,643 Check near the garbage. 282 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,643 See if the goat boy is there. 283 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,438 Sweetheart, Michelle. 284 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,734 Come here. 285 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,734 We talked about this. 286 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,528 I told you, 287 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,528 there is no goat boy. 288 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,990 It's just a person in a costume. 289 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,990 It's like on Halloween. 290 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,617 You mean, he's coming 291 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,617 here to trick or treat? 292 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,538 Dad, let me take 293 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,538 a crack at this. 294 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,999 Michelle, the goat boy 295 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,999 can never get out of Norway 296 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,752 because goats can't 297 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,752 ride on planes. 298 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,088 - Why not? 299 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,088 - Well.. 300 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,048 They can never get through 301 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,048 the metal detector 302 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,175 after eating all 303 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,175 those tin cans. 304 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,555 Oh. Why didn't you tell me 305 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,555 that in the first place? 306 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,685 When you get on that ice 307 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,771 you gotta destroy that punk. 308 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,980 Uh, Jess, I've 309 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,980 been thinking about it. 310 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,233 I'm not even 311 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,233 gonna play the game. 312 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,235 What? 313 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,404 You guys should have heard, this 314 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,404 guy comes down to the station 315 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,322 dumps all over Joey 316 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,322 about this hockey game 317 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,782 and Joey just sits 318 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,782 there and takes it. 319 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,284 Yeah, I know, 320 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,284 I heard, but you know 321 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,826 everyone has their own way 322 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,826 of handling things 323 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,536 and Joey's not the 324 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,536 confrontational type 325 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,080 and we should respect there. 326 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,831 I mean, like last night 327 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,831 when we were out to dinner 328 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,499 and you got that 329 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,499 bug in your salad 330 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,502 you didn't make a big fuss, 331 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,502 you just went on eating. 332 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,841 Bug? I thought 333 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,841 it was a bacon bit. 334 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,722 It just kills me that you won't 335 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,722 stand up to this Stonewall guy. 336 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,308 Stonewall? 337 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,143 That goalie from college 338 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,143 who totally humiliate.. 339 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,897 So you saw old Stonewall. 340 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,066 Look, let's just forget 341 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,066 about it, okay? 342 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:07,112 It was a meaningless game 343 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:07,112 that happened 15 years ago. 344 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,281 - Bread, Joey? 345 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,281 - I'm not hungry, Steph. 346 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,991 Come on, Joey, don't 347 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,991 you want another chance 348 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,118 to get out on the ice 349 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,118 and score the winning goal 350 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,535 against that loudmouth? 351 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,745 Yeah, of course, 352 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,745 I would. 353 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,538 So, do it. 354 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,538 What's your problem? 355 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,333 Look, I'm not playing 356 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,333 in this game. 357 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:23,170 This whole thing is turning 358 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:23,170 into one big grudge match. 359 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,629 I don't get you, man. 360 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,589 If I were you, I'd wipe 361 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,589 the ice with that guy. 362 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,094 Okay, I'll admit it. 363 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,763 I don't want to 364 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,763 face Binkley again. 365 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,223 When I was in college, 366 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,223 he embarrassed me 367 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,142 in front of all my friends 368 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,142 and my family. 369 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,935 I don't need to go 370 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,935 through that again. 371 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,355 Well, you shouldn't have to. 372 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,982 Come on, Jess. If he doesn't 373 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,982 wanna play, it's his choice. 374 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,194 You're right. 375 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,194 I'm sorry, pal. 376 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,903 I got an idea, 377 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,903 why don't we 378 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,571 just go to the ice skating 379 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,571 rink tomorrow 380 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,241 and just skate for the fun 381 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,241 of it like we used to? 382 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,951 Yeah. That's 383 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,951 a really good idea. 384 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,619 Okay. What 385 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,619 do you say, Joey? 386 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,079 I say fine. 387 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,290 Why don't you, uh, why don't 388 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,290 you pass me the bread? 389 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,211 And, uh, casserole, 390 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,211 a little salad, please. 391 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,587 Thank you, thank you. 392 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,587 Keep it coming. 393 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,715 [instrumental music] 394 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,889 [instrumental music] 395 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,573 It's okay. 396 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,082 Uncle Jesse, come on. 397 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,500 Yeah, get out here. 398 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,751 Come on. You're missing 399 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,751 all the fun. 400 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,961 It's so easy. 401 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,422 Just don't let go. 402 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,799 It's okay guys. I'm just-just 403 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,799 warming up a bit. 404 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,468 Go ahead. Go have fun. 405 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,468 Go, go, go. 406 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,053 - Alright. 407 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,053 - Don't worry about me. 408 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,933 Come on, Michelle. 409 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,933 Don't be scared. 410 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,227 - Got her, Steph? 411 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,227 - Yeah. 412 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,270 Okay, now.. 413 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,147 ...try to do 414 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,147 what I do, okay? 415 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,150 What the h-heck 416 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,150 are you doing? 417 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,152 [laughing] 418 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,783 Hey. How's it going? 419 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:20,161 I'm fine. I'm just 420 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:20,161 warming up a little. 421 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,913 - So? 422 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,913 - I feel like an idiot. 423 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,249 Why, 'cause you're dressed 424 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,249 for hoodlums on ice? 425 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,293 No, 'cause I haven't done 426 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,293 this since I was a kid. 427 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,337 Yeah, I know how it feel. It's 428 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,337 been a long time for me, too. 429 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,465 Hope I'm not rusty out there. 430 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,465 See, you in a little bit. 431 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,427 [instrumental music] 432 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,971 Yeah, here we go. 433 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,514 Ooh. 434 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,061 [sighs] 435 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,061 Man. 436 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,315 - Real rusty, twinkle toes. 437 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,315 - Yeah, I know. 438 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,150 Hardly got any height 439 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,150 on that double axle. 440 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,445 (Joey) 441 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,445 'Hey, guys.' 442 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,531 Okay, everybody, it's time 443 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,531 for crack the whip. 444 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,951 - Crack the what? 445 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,951 - 'You're not scared, are you?' 446 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,078 - Scared? 447 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,078 - 'Come on, let's go.' 448 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,247 - Alright. Let's go. 449 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,247 - Okay, hold hands, everybody. 450 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,125 - Cracking the whip. 451 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,125 - Okay, let's go. 452 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,668 - Ha ha ha! 453 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,668 - Okay. 454 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,044 Aah! 455 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,380 [screaming] 456 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,009 [screams] 457 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,262 Isn't this fun, Jess? Jess? 458 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,598 Where are the brakes 459 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,598 on these things? 460 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,225 Ow. 461 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,104 I think we might've 462 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,104 put a little too much 463 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,856 crack in that whip. 464 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,358 Let's go, you guys. 465 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,197 Just tell me one thing. 466 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,032 My hair messed up? 467 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,076 No, but the rest of you 468 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,076 is kind of bent. 469 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,208 Hey, Gladstone. How's 470 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,208 America's worst hockey player? 471 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,751 I heard you dropped out 472 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,751 of the game. Smart move. 473 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,380 You know, you should've 474 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,380 tried that 15 years ago. 475 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,465 You might've saved yourself 476 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,465 some embarrassment. 477 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,925 Alright. That's it. 478 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,925 That's it! 479 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,643 If I could get up, 480 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,643 you'd be in big trouble. 481 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,478 Hey, Blinkley, 482 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,478 is your life so pathetic 483 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,104 and empty that you have to 484 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,104 live in the past? 485 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 Well.. 486 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,274 ...yeah. 487 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,317 That's why I was 488 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,317 looking forward 489 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,319 to humiliating 490 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,319 Gladstone again. 491 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,738 I could live off that 492 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,738 for another 15 years. 493 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,075 Okay, I've had it, 494 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,075 this has been eating me up 495 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,326 inside for too long. 496 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,286 Binkley, Saturday afternoon 497 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,914 this is you! 498 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,374 [laughs] 499 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,213 [dramatic music] 500 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,841 [instrumental music] 501 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,054 This is great, I can't believe 502 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,054 you're actually letting me 503 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,556 drive to the hockey game 504 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,556 on the freeway. 505 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,141 And I have total confidence 506 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,141 in you, sweetheart. 507 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,103 But first let's just discuss 508 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,103 the different lanes once more. 509 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,145 [sighs] 510 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,145 Dad. 511 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,314 Oh, come on. 512 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,314 It'll be fun. 513 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,066 Now, what do you call 514 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,066 the far left lane? 515 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,737 The entirely 516 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,737 too fast lane. 517 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,154 Good. Now, see? 518 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,154 This isn't so difficult. 519 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,239 What do you call 520 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,239 the middle lane? 521 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,242 The still much 522 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,242 too fast lane. 523 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,663 Excellent. And now, what do we 524 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,663 call the far right lane? 525 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,374 The geeks and nerds lane? 526 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,875 D.J., if you want we can 527 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,875 go right back out there 528 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419 and just drive around 529 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419 the block again. 530 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,088 Hey, I'm a geek, I'm a nerd. 531 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,088 Give me the keys. 532 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,674 [knock on door] 533 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,176 - Hi, Steve. 534 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,176 - Hey. 535 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,470 Hey, Steve, you know, 536 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,470 we gotta go. 537 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,263 Could you excuse us 538 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,263 for a second? 539 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,181 The refrigerator is right 540 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,181 where you left it this morning. 541 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,601 Actually, Mr. Tanner, I know 542 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,601 you're finally letting 543 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,936 D.J. drive on the freeway, 544 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,936 and I wanted to be there 545 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,522 for her first merge. 546 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,483 Isn't he romantic? 547 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,528 Hey, no merging 548 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,528 in my kitchen. 549 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,447 Steve, you know if you want you 550 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,447 can just run alongside the car? 551 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,031 Would you mind doing that? 552 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,619 "When a minor penalty 553 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,748 "is assessed to a 554 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,748 goaltender, the.." 555 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,166 Guys. 556 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,251 I'm trying to study 557 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,251 the rules of hockey. 558 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,211 I have to announce the game. 559 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,172 You want your old man 560 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,172 to look like an idiot? 561 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,509 I guess you do. 562 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,509 I guess you do. 563 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,346 Okay, Kimmy, feed 564 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,346 the boys around 3:00 565 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,639 and we should be home 566 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,639 about 5:00. 567 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,265 Any questions? 568 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,393 Yes. My usual rate 569 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,393 is five bucks an hour. 570 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,520 But you have twins. 571 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,854 So, shouldn't I get ten? 572 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,442 Okay, Kimmy, I'll give you ten, 573 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,442 but you pay for your own food. 574 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,402 Five works for me. 575 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,112 Listen guys, you keep 576 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,112 an eye on her. 577 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,324 If she gets near my hair care 578 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,324 center, bite her ankles. 579 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,456 Hey, half pints. 580 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,999 Hey, half wit. 581 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,462 So, kid, still hiding 582 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,462 from the goat boy? 583 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,006 There's no such thing 584 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,006 as goat boys 585 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,176 if you wanna know. 586 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,762 Okay, but check this out. 587 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:52,141 Half man, half dog, 588 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:52,141 The Muttman. 589 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,685 No! 590 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,148 He chases cars 591 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,148 and drives away in them? 592 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,110 What if he drives 593 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,110 to our house? 594 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,404 Steph, give me that. 595 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,988 Michelle, there's no such thing 596 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,282 as a half man, half dog. 597 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,910 Grrr! I am psyched 598 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,910 for this game. 599 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,662 I'm going to rip off 600 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,662 Binkley's head 601 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,622 chew him up, 602 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,622 and spit him out. 603 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,334 - Grrr. 604 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,334 - Oh, mama! 605 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,921 Michelle! 606 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,381 What did I say? 607 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,886 Michelle! 608 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,430 Hey, Comet, have you 609 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,430 seen Michelle? 610 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,972 Okay. I'm right 611 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,972 behind you. 612 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,815 Michelle, I'm not 613 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,815 The Muttman. 614 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,150 Yes, you are. 615 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,150 I see your paws. 616 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,323 Michelle, that's Comet. 617 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,118 Comet, can we 618 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,118 be alone, please? 619 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,745 There's a "Lassie" rerun on. 620 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,539 [barks] 621 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,045 Michelle, I'm not a dog. 622 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,547 Can you please come out? 623 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,676 Okay. 624 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,595 But how come you were growling 625 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,681 and saying mean things? 626 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,643 Well, Michelle, that's 627 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,643 a big part of playing sports. 628 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,186 It's called 629 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,186 being competitive. 630 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,522 You see, you just pretend 631 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,522 that you're mean and scary 632 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,275 so the players in the other 633 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,275 team will be afraid of you. 634 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569 Well, you're doing 635 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,569 a good job 636 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,696 because I'm afraid. 637 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,157 I like it better 638 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,157 when you're nice. 639 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,535 I like it better 640 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,535 when I'm nice, too. 641 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,747 I promise I won't be mean 642 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,747 and scary ever again. 643 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,374 - Really? 644 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,374 - 'Absolutely.' 645 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,918 Come here. 646 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,671 Attagirl. 647 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,426 Hey, you know me. 648 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,426 I'd never hurt a fly. 649 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,846 You know your old buddy 650 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,846 Kermit, the frog 651 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,431 "I'd never hurt a fly 652 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,431 I might eat one now and then 653 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,224 "but I'd never hurt one. 654 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,644 "So, what do you say, 655 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,644 let's hop to it, Miss Piggy?" 656 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,814 Okay, Kermie, 657 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,814 you're my hero. 658 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,649 That's a really good piggy. 659 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,526 Yeah. Ahem. 660 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,526 Whoops! 661 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,028 I've got a frog 662 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,028 in my throat. 663 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,446 Yeah.. 664 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,573 [instrumental music] 665 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,369 [crowd cheering] 666 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,793 - Yeah. Yeah. 667 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,793 - Yay. 668 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,756 Alright. Here we are in the 669 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,756 second quarter...period, uh.. 670 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,842 ...third...some hunk 671 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,842 of the game and, uh.. 672 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,219 ...but I do know 673 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,219 the score's, um.. 674 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,806 'Four-four. The score's 675 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,806 four-four here today' 676 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,142 'and the big guys are out there 677 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,142 hitting the sticks around.' 678 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,020 They're smacking the, um.. 679 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,398 ...puck. They're hitting 680 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,398 the puck around. 681 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,816 It's really fantastic. 682 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,443 I-I wish you guys 683 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,443 were down here because, uh.. 684 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,695 ...maybe you could explain 685 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,695 it to me.. 686 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,238 ...because I don't.. 687 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,451 - Whoa. 688 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,451 - 'Oh! Did you see that?' 689 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,370 'Blinkley pushed 690 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,370 down Gladstone.' 691 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,041 'Binkley's gonna get it now.' 692 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,001 'Gladstone's gonna give it 693 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,001 to him any second.' 694 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,337 'Uh, maybe not.' 695 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,049 'It-It looked like Gladstone 696 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,049 was gonna give it to Blinkley.' 697 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,930 I wonder if fighting 698 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,930 is allowed in hockey. 699 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,306 Hey, Jess, do you need any 700 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,306 help with the play by play? 701 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,059 - From you? 702 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,059 - Come on, Jess. 703 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,351 You don't even know 704 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,351 what color the blue line is. 705 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,228 I do, too. 706 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,230 It's blue, right? 707 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,024 Okay, Burkhart clears 708 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,024 it to the center 709 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,984 where it's picked up by 710 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,984 Burswood's who's pole-checked 711 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,694 by Guiles who takes 712 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,694 the puck the other away. 713 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,905 Aren't you glad I grew up with 714 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,905 five hockey-crazed brothers. 715 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,407 He breaks away from the defense 716 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,407 man, shoots from the corner.. 717 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,909 It's saved by Binkley 718 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,202 who quickly slides the 719 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,202 puck into the corner. 720 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,790 My wife. 721 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,380 Where have you been? 722 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,092 On the side of the road, 723 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,092 talking to the highway patrol. 724 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,554 You got a speeding ticket your 725 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,554 first time on the freeway? Cool! 726 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,767 Not that cool. I got a ticket 727 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,767 for driving too slow. 728 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,938 I was clocked 729 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,938 doing 23 in a 55. 730 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,188 Hey, that cop 731 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,188 was way off. 732 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,649 You were doing 733 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,649 at least 32. 734 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,026 Hey, that's right 'cause 735 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,026 you started hyperventilating 736 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,779 as soon as she hit 30. 737 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,781 I wonder how Joey's doing. 738 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,997 [whistle blows] 739 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,539 (Jesse) 740 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,539 'I don't know much 741 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,539 about hockey' 742 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,625 'but I sure know 743 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,625 Joey ain't playing it.' 744 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,002 [buzzer buzzing] 745 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920 Someone pulled 746 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920 a fire alarm again? 747 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,379 No. That's the end 748 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,379 of the second period 749 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,048 and the score is four-four. 750 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,591 That's a tie. 751 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,809 How's it going, Joey? 752 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,978 Michelle, haven't you 753 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,978 been watching the game? 754 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,771 I'm not playing very well. 755 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,316 I know. I didn't 756 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,316 wanna mention it. 757 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,695 Remember how we agreed that it's 758 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,695 wrong to play like a meanie? 759 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,988 Yeah. 760 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,990 It's also wrong 761 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,990 to play like a weenie. 762 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,577 Michelle, hockey's 763 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,577 like anything else. 764 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,371 You play your best 765 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,371 when you find something 766 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,915 in the middle of being 767 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,915 a meanie and a weenie. 768 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,711 So would it be okay if I play 769 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,711 like an in-betweenie? 770 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,630 Call it whatever you want, 771 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,630 but just play better. 772 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,759 Okay, pal. 773 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,759 This one's for you. 774 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,720 Alright. 775 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,138 For good luck, right? 776 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,391 Okay, I'll get him. 777 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,309 (Rebecca) 778 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,309 'Well, this third period's 779 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,309 almost over' 780 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,145 'and the score is still 781 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,145 four to four.' 782 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,230 'But the big news 783 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,230 is something amazing' 784 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,191 has happened 785 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,191 to Joey Gladstone. 786 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,068 You are correct, Becky. 787 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,153 What-what amazing 788 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,153 has happened to him? 789 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,279 Well, Jess, he's stick 790 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,279 handling beautifully. 791 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,990 - Right. 792 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,990 - Making crisp passes. 793 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,159 - Hard, clean shots. 794 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,159 - Yes. I thought so. 795 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,785 Whoa! Look at that! 796 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,663 'Gladstone skates past the 797 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,663 defense, and he's in the clear.' 798 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,999 'There's five seconds left. 799 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:49,999 He's got a break-away!' 800 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,544 'It's just Gladstone 801 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,544 and Binkley.' 802 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,964 'Joey's pulled down and the shot 803 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,964 is saved by Stonewall.' 804 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,468 Way to go, Gladstone. 805 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,595 (Jesse) 806 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,595 'I know what that means. 807 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,055 That means the game is over.' 808 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,807 Ladies and gentlemen, 809 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,807 it ends in a four-four tie. 810 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,185 - No, it doesn't. 811 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,185 - It doesn't. 812 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,853 Even though we're out 813 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,853 of time because Joey 814 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,230 was pulled down 815 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,230 on a break away 816 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,148 they are giving him 817 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,148 a a penalty shot. 818 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,734 Hah! I knew that, folks. 819 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778 Gladstone gets 820 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778 to go one-on-one 821 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,989 against the goaltender 822 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,989 Hershel Binkley. 823 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,241 - Come on, Joey. 824 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,241 - Come on, Joey. 825 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,702 - Come on, Joey. 826 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,702 - Come on, Joey. 827 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:31,457 - 'Come on, Joey.' 828 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:31,457 - 'Come on, Joey.' 829 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,000 [dramatic music] 830 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,836 Go get him, Joey. 831 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,006 (Rebecca) 832 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,006 'This shot is 833 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,006 for all the marbles.' 834 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,134 'If Gladstone scores, 835 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,134 his team wins.' 836 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,094 It all comes 837 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,094 down to this. 838 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,472 This...is where it all 839 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,472 comes down to. 840 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,530 [music continues] 841 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,577 (Rebecca) 842 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,577 'He scores!' 843 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,080 'Do you believe it? 844 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,080 A miracle!' 845 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,873 [cheering] 846 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,668 Yeah! Whoo hoo hoo hoo! 847 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,671 Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 848 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,714 Whoo! Yeah! 849 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,759 Joey! Alright! 850 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,512 Hey! Whoa! Whoa! 851 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,512 That's fine. Let's go. 852 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,682 Joey! Come on, sweetie. 853 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,682 Come on, girls. 854 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,226 - Alright, Joey! 855 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,226 - Whoa-a-a. 856 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,352 Whoo! Yeah! 857 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,563 - Yay! 858 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,563 - Yeah, Joey! 859 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,649 - Alright! 860 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,649 - Yeah. 861 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,194 - We did it! 862 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,194 - We did it! Yeah! 863 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,821 [cheering] 864 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,618 Alright! I did it, 865 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:49,618 Michelle. I did it. 866 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,079 Whoo! 867 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,874 Whoo! Yeah! 868 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,500 Yeah! 869 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,585 [dramatic music] 870 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:10,348 ♪ Ah ah ah ha ♪ 871 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,577 ♪ Ah ah ah ha ♪ 872 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,206 ♪ Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow ♪♪