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[growling]
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Alright, okay.
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Alright, Nick, get ready.
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I'm gonna hike it
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to you brother.
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Okay here we go.
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Play ball.
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17, and hike.
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Take it.
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Throw it to your brother.
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Throw it. Alright.
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Interception.
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Here we go, here we go.
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Hey, he's trying to run.
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He's trying to run.
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Hey, look Elvis
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in an ice cream truck.
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He's at the thirty, he's at
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the twenty, he's at the ten
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he's at the ten,
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touchdown.
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Yay-y.
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- Don't spike him.
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- Hmm, oh, okay.
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face
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of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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I got it.
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Hello.
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Hi. Is Stephanie here?
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I'm Jennifer.
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And I'm Jennifer, too.
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Not the number two,
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but also.
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Well, hi,
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Jennifer, Jennifer.
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Stephanie's in her
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room, room.
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Oh, look, Jennifer.
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What cute little girls.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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They're not girls.
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They are boys, future men.
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- No way!
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- No way!
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Yes, way.
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[both chuckle]
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Honey, I think it's time
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our little linebackers
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got a haircut.
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Sweetheart, hoo, hoo,
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hoo, hoo, hoo.
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Please, don't say
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the "H" word around them.
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They'll kick, they scream.
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They go nuts.
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- Jess, that's you.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Hey, my Uncle Jasper has been
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cutting kids' hair for years.
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He's got the cutest little shop,
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you can either sit
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in a dolphin
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or a rocket ship.
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Aww, did he cut your hair
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when you were a kid?
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Actually he cut
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my hair last week.
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Nobody's touching
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the hair of my kids head.
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Oh, honey, just a trim.
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They're starting to look
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like little sheep dogs.
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Huh, alright, alright, fine.
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We'll give, we'll give
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them a little trim.
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But I'm gonna do it myself.
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Fine.
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Where are you going?
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Well, if you're giving
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'em haircuts
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I'm going to go
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buy 'em hats.
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[knock on door]
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Jennifer, Jennifer.
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What are you doing here?
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We thought we'd stop by.
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We were on our way
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to Jennifer's house.
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Not this Jennifer,
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the other one.
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Great. Welcome.
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So, uh, what's going on?
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Stephanie, we're
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playing tea party.
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- Tea party?
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- Tea party?
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She must be
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running a fever, huh.
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O-oh, she's burning up.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to pack her in ice.
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- I don't feel sick.
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- Of course, you're not sick.
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I just need some privacy.
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If the Jennifer's
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like me, I'll get to sit
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at the cafeteria
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power table.
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Big wow.
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Look, these are the coolest
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girls in fifth grade.
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Just stay out.
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Excuse the interruption.
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They don't look so cool.
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That fever,
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she's delirious.
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Michelle, I am begging you,
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just stay out.
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It's my room, too.
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Look, go away now,
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and I promise
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the next time I do something
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really, really important
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you can stay, deal?
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Deal.
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Who can I bother?
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D.J.
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Hey, guys, what do you think
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of my new sunglasses?
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Those are totally
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out of style.
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And that's why
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I don't wear them anymore.
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So did you see
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Arsenio last night?
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I was asleep.
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I mean, I fell asleep
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from barking so much.
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Woo, woo, woo, woo.
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Well, I wasn't really
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watching, either.
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Huh, I was shaving my legs.
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Me, too.
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- No way!
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- No way!
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I was gonna
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shave my legs
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but...I like a little stubble.
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It keeps my socks up.
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So, uh..
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...want to see
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my new earrings?
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They're really funky.
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Those are clip-ons.
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They all are.
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We always thought
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you had pierced ears.
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Well, I wear clip-ons that
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look like pierced earrings.
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- No way.
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- No way.
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Clip-ons are so...
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second grade.
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I know, that's why
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I'm definitely getting
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my ears pierced
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at the mall this weekend.
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Oh, really, well,
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we're gonna be
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at the mall this weekend too.
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No way.
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Rules.
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[knock on door]
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Enter.
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D.J., will you take me
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down to the mall?
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I have to get
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my ears pierced.
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I can't. You need a parent.
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Ask dad.
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Dad? He wouldn't even let me
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put holes in my jeans.
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Hey, Steph, w-what's
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the big deal about
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getting your
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ears pierced anyway?
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My dad did it
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to try to be hip
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but he just looked like
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a pirate accountant.
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Thanks.
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You're a comfort.
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Hey, I do my best.
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Well, Deej, I gotta go
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to wrestling practice.
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Whoa, wait a minute.
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I'm the team towel girl.
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Nobody notified me
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there was a practice.
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Well, haven't you heard?
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You've been suspended
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for sweat mopping
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dry wrestlers.
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Again?
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Come on, Steve.
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I'll walk you out.
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You know, squirt
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I can pierce
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your ears for you.
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You can?
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My brother, Garth, works
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at the Piercing Palace.
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I can have him
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bring home the gun.
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Gun? What gun?
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An ear gun.
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There's nothing to it.
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I've seen my brother
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do it a 100 times.
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It's easy, you just put
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the gun to your ear lobe
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and pow.
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[chuckles]
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Like I might let you
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near me with a weapon.
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Your parents don't even
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let you use a fork.
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Suit yourself,
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clip-on queen.
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Alright boys,
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all cleaned up
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and we're ready
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for your haircut.
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Scissors.
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Scissors.
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Comb.
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Comb.
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And away we go.
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Alright boys,
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the hair follicle
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seems to be heading due South
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so we cut to the East
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to balance out
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the two hemispheres.
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Jess are you giving
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them a haircut
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or finding a shorter
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route to the Indies?
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This is very important business.
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It's very critical.
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You cut against the grain,
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they pop a cowlick.
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Bad-a-bing.
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Alfalfa city.
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Fine, I-I'd love to see
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the master at work.
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Thank you very much.
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I'll require complete silence.
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And away we go.
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Okay, Nicky, come here.
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Daddy's gonna cut your hair
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just a little bit.
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Alright.
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I remember when I was a kid
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my dad once gave me
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such a bad haircut
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I had to tell all the kids
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in school that
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I'd stuck my head
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out of the car
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at Lion Country Safari.
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Would you please..
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Sorry.
302
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Thank you.
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Okay, Nick,
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here we go, my man.
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I remember that was
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the same exact summer
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that I had to wear
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Uncle Mort's toupee to camp.
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Alright, that's it.
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I can't do this.
311
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,877
This is too much pressure.
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00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,337
Jesse, you just
313
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,337
gotta face it.
314
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,088
You're too emotionally involved.
315
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,631
Yeah, you're right.
316
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,342
You know, doctors don't
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00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,342
operate on their own kids
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00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,718
and that's only surgery.
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This is haircutting.
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It's very important.
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00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,014
Alright, I'm going to call
322
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,014
Joey's Uncle Jasper.
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00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,478
Hey, dad, can we go to
324
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,478
the mall tonight?
325
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,521
Sure.
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00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,147
Can we get frozen yogurt?
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I'll even spring
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for a waffle cone.
329
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,943
Great, so we'll get frozen
330
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,943
yogurt, get my shoes fixed
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get my ears pierced,
332
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and get a new headband.
333
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,908
Whoa, just back that up
334
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,908
a little bit, please?
335
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,159
Get my shoes fixed?
336
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,411
After that.
337
00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,829
- Get a new headband?
338
00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,829
- Before that.
339
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,706
Oh, you must mean
340
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get my ears pierced.
341
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,624
[gasps]
342
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,624
That's the one.
343
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,211
So, we better get going.
344
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,380
We wanna get
345
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,380
a good parking spot.
346
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,550
Steph, Steph,
347
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,550
you're too young
348
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,385
to get your ears pierced.
349
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,178
But Jennifer
350
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,178
got hers pierced.
351
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,930
Yeah, well, I'm not
352
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,930
Jennifer's father.
353
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,266
But Jennifer
354
00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,266
got hers pierced.
355
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,143
You already said that.
356
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,811
No, there are
357
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,811
two Jennifer's.
358
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,231
Four ears,
359
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,231
all pierced.
360
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,525
Look, Steph,
361
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,525
D.J. got her ears pierced
362
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,901
when she got
363
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,901
to Junior high.
364
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,069
And you can get
365
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,069
your ears pierced
366
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,987
when you get
367
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,987
to Junior high.
368
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,697
But I'm not D.J.
369
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,783
Hey, I'm sorry,
370
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,783
but I don't make the rules.
371
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,620
Actually, I do.
372
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,872
Well, it just so happens
373
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,872
I think this is a good one.
374
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,874
You are so unfair.
375
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,376
How am I ever
376
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,376
gonna be cool?
377
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,545
What are you
378
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,545
talking about?
379
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,172
I just bought you those
380
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,172
neat new sunglasses, huh?
381
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:41,057
Okay, Comet, would you
382
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:41,057
like one lump or two?
383
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,602
[barks]
384
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,103
Watching your weight.
385
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,868
- Out, Michelle.
386
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,868
- But I have a guest.
387
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,289
Your guest drinks
388
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,289
out of the toilet.
389
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,959
So does yours.
390
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,924
Michelle, Kimmy and I have
391
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,924
something important to do.
392
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,094
Important, well, well, well.
393
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,514
Michelle.
394
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,974
You promised if it's
395
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,974
something important
396
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,892
I get to stay.
397
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,394
Oh, let the runt watch.
398
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,896
I work better
399
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,896
with an audience.
400
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,150
Okay, whatever goes on
401
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,150
in this room is top secret.
402
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,276
Pinkie swear.
403
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,488
Wow, pinkie swear.
404
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,488
This is big.
405
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,868
Okay...park your
406
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,868
lobes right here.
407
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,205
Dad wouldn't take me
408
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,205
to get my ears pierced
409
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,332
so I'm letting Kimmy do it.
410
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,001
Are you nuts?
411
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,753
No, I'm desperate.
412
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,465
Let's rock and roll.
413
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,886
Are you sure you know how
414
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,886
to work that thing?
415
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,306
Hey, do I get
416
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,306
D's in English?
417
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:07,310
So, partner, I reckon
418
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:07,310
it's time we put some holes
419
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396
in them pretty little ears.
420
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,657
[instrumental music]
421
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,833
[blows]
422
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,085
You next, rug rat?
423
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,671
How about a nice nose ring?
424
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,423
I'm out of here.
425
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,342
Good job, Kimmy.
426
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,719
That hardly
427
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,719
hurt at all.
428
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,429
I'm a crack shot.
429
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,181
Before I came over,
430
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,181
I practiced on some cold cuts.
431
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,103
Well, I better take these things
432
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,103
out before dad sees them.
433
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,271
But hold it.
434
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,689
You've to leave
435
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,689
those studs in for
436
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,399
at least six weeks
437
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,399
until your ears heal.
438
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,569
"Six weeks?"
439
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,237
What am I going to do?
440
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,740
I was just gonna wear 'em to
441
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,740
school to impress my friends.
442
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,907
But if I wear them
443
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,907
around here--
444
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,409
[Danny]
445
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,409
'Stephanie.'
446
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,119
I'm dead.
447
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,458
Steph, why is Michelle
448
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,458
afraid to come upstairs?
449
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,126
Oh, Kimmy's here.
450
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,756
Honey, what are you doing?
451
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,758
Sit-ups.
452
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,428
Sweetheart,
453
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,428
you're standing up.
454
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,054
I thought they
455
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,054
were too easy.
456
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,310
One, two, three, four--
457
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,062
- Is everything okay?
458
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,062
- Great, fine.
459
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,981
I'm feeling the burn now.
460
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,317
You guys better
461
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,317
open a window.
462
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,901
I don't think you're
463
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,901
getting enough oxygen.
464
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,954
Whoa, Steph.
465
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,165
Well, that's, that's
466
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,165
an interesting hairdo.
467
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,251
What is that,
468
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,251
the Star Wars look?
469
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,338
Ah, yeah,
470
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,338
we're doing a hairstyles
471
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,214
of the '70s thing
472
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,214
at school today
473
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:04,302
and, uh, I'm going
474
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:04,302
as Princess Leia.
475
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,221
I'd feel really bad for that
476
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,221
poor kid who has to go as Kojak.
477
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,101
What's the matter?
478
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,437
My ear is hurting,
479
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,437
they're really red.
480
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,854
I think they're infected.
481
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,274
Oh, no.
482
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,274
Are they gonna fall off?
483
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,901
Of course, not.
484
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,321
Good, because your
485
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,321
head would look funny.
486
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,032
Just drop it, okay?
487
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,326
How would you keep
488
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,326
your glasses on?
489
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,455
I'd glue them
490
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,455
to my nose, okay?
491
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,960
Now, remember, you pinkie swore
492
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,960
that you wouldn't tell dad.
493
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,797
Okay, but if your ears
494
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,797
do fall off
495
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,465
I get your Walkman.
496
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,895
Oh, Jess,
497
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,895
isn't this adorable?
498
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,692
- Jess.
499
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,692
- No, no, no.
500
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,942
Don't let the cute
501
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,942
stuff fool you.
502
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,110
It's still a barber shop
503
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,110
which means
504
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,655
there's potential
505
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,655
for danger.
506
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,449
Oh, hello.
507
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,412
Hi. Welcome to Jasper's
508
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,412
Kiddie Kuts.
509
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,538
I'm Jasper.
510
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,122
Oh, hi, I'm Rebecca.
511
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,332
This is my husband, Jesse.
512
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,209
And these are our boys,
513
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,209
Nicky and Alex.
514
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,421
Yeah, I know. My nephew, Joey,
515
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,421
told me you were coming in.
516
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,840
Oh, look at this,
517
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,840
a doubleheader.
518
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,675
This calls for Big Bertha.
519
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,597
That's it. We're out of here.
520
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,597
Come on, Beck, let's go.
521
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,306
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
522
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,306
don't worry about it.
523
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,141
It's just a toy.
524
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,727
[metal clanks]
525
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,232
This guy's about two grapes
526
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,232
short of a fruit salad.
527
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,901
Honey, it's Joey's uncle.
528
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,236
My point, exactly.
529
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,236
Let's get out of here.
530
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,199
Okay, now, let's get some
531
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,199
hair on the floor.
532
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,534
Hey, hold on a second.
533
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,869
Now before we get any
534
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,869
hair on the floor
535
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,579
I've got to ask you
536
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,579
a few questions.
537
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,832
Oh, honey, please.
538
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,832
Just let the man do his job.
539
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,751
Yeah, just let the man
540
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,751
do his job, honey.
541
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,669
No, no, you're not
542
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,669
doing any job yet.
543
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,421
Now, listen. I gotta ask
544
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,421
you a few questions.
545
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,423
Where did you get
546
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,423
your training from?
547
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,258
I went to Stanford.
548
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,552
Stanford.
549
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,552
That's very impressive.
550
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,764
Yep. Al Stanford's
551
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,764
Barber College.
552
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,934
Graduated class of '37.
553
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,352
They didn't even have
554
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,352
blow-dryers in '37.
555
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,857
Jess...they didn't
556
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,857
need 'em back then.
557
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,275
All you did was
558
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,275
hang your head out
559
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,153
the old Desoto
560
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,153
and lean on the gas.
561
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,195
Of course, you had
562
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,195
to watch out for the
563
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,406
other guy
564
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,406
drying his hair.
565
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,991
Boom!
566
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,160
That's where the term
567
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,160
"Head-on collision" came from.
568
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,662
[chuckling]
569
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,997
That's it, boys.
570
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,997
Get in the car. Let's go.
571
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,707
Jess, please.
572
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,707
It's just a haircut.
573
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,835
- Can we get on with this?
574
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,835
- Alright, fine.
575
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,002
But it's going to be
576
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,002
your fault if they
577
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,712
end up looking
578
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,712
like melon-heads.
579
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,341
Come on, sweetie.
580
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,341
You wanna get in a rocket ship?
581
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,636
Look at this.
582
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,636
Mummy'll put you in here.
583
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,305
Alright, strap 'em in tight.
584
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,305
It's gonna be a long ride.
585
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,098
Wow, can you try this?
586
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,934
Alright, they're ready.
587
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,477
Uh-oh.
588
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,228
Uh-oh.
589
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,228
Uh-oh.
590
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,106
Uh-oh.
591
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,780
Will you just
592
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,780
cut their hair?
593
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,448
Alright, alright,
594
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,448
alright, already.
595
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,826
Ahem.
596
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,826
Hey. Ahem.
597
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,747
Jasper, wait!
598
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,374
Jess, maybe you were right.
599
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,668
Maybe the boys aren't
600
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,668
ready for this.
601
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,671
Boy, you two were really
602
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,671
made for each other.
603
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,381
Will you excuse us
604
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,381
one second, Jasper?
605
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,175
- Thanks.
606
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,175
- Sure.
607
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,054
I've really got to start
608
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,054
charging by the hour.
609
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,347
Becky, what's
610
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,347
the matter with you?
611
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,932
I'm the one who's
612
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,932
the maniac here.
613
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,308
Well, you are.
614
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,435
I-It's just that,
615
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,435
it just hit me.
616
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,187
It all starts
617
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,187
with the haircut.
618
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,397
Pretty soon they're
619
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,397
potty-trained.
620
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,815
Then they're going off
621
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,815
to kindergarten.
622
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,775
Then they're shaving,
623
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,775
then before you know it
624
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,360
they're married and they have
625
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,360
kids of their own.
626
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,278
They'll never write,
627
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,278
they'll never call.
628
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,031
Jess, we're losing them.
629
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,368
Becky, you're losing it.
630
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,871
Now, come on, n-now one
631
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,871
of us has to be rational.
632
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,955
We're dealing with
633
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,955
cutting their hair.
634
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,415
So it's gotta be you.
635
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,918
Jess, it's just that
636
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,918
they're growing up so fast.
637
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,420
I know, sweetheart,
638
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,420
but we can't go crazy every time
639
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,588
they go through
640
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,588
a new stage.
641
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,630
We're just gonna
642
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,630
have to learn to
643
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,007
live with it
644
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,007
and go along.
645
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,592
- That's all.
646
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,592
- Yeah, you're right.
647
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,219
I mean I guess we don't
648
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,219
have any choice, do we?
649
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,932
[sighs]
650
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,352
Alright, Jasper.
651
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,352
We're ready.
652
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,813
Oh, good,
653
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,813
'cause I'm finished.
654
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,232
There you are.
655
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,609
And there you are.
656
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,947
A little
657
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,947
finishing touch, huh?
658
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,241
Oh, Nicky, Alex
659
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,201
you look so handsome.
660
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203
Oh, boys..
661
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,372
Very, very nice.
662
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,249
Good lift, good flow.
663
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,960
Hey, Beck, look at this,
664
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,960
they got blue eyes.
665
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,674
Hey, and here's a reward
666
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,674
for being so doggone brave.
667
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,510
Oh, look, boys,
668
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,510
you get balloons.
669
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,345
No, these are
670
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,345
for you two.
671
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,983
I told you. Her ears
672
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,983
look like Franken berries.
673
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,195
Stephanie, your ears
674
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,195
are infected.
675
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,614
Ow.
676
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,492
Michelle, you promised
677
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,492
you wouldn't tell.
678
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,535
I promised
679
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,535
I wouldn't tell dad.
680
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,245
Does this look like dad?
681
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,582
Stephanie, did you
682
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,582
pierce them at the mall
683
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084
after dad told you "No?"
684
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,170
Of course, not.
685
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,170
Ouch. I'm not that stupid.
686
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,213
She let Kimmy do it.
687
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,883
What?
688
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,302
You let Kimmy punch
689
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,302
a hole in your body?
690
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,889
Why didn't you just
691
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,889
fall on a rusty nail?
692
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,307
Stephanie, you have
693
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,307
to tell dad.
694
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,309
He needs to take
695
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,309
you to a doctor.
696
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,560
Oh, no.
697
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,937
That's okay.
698
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,482
If you don't yell,
699
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:51,482
you get a lollipop.
700
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,609
And if you yell a lot,
701
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,609
you get two.
702
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:05,955
[chuckles]
703
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:05,955
Hey, girls, look at this.
704
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:05,955
A rubber pencil.
705
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,916
Sorry, dad. I see you're in the
706
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,916
middle of something important.
707
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,585
Okay, okay.
708
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,589
Uh, dad, before
709
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,589
you get angry--
710
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,092
Oh, I hate conversations
711
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,092
that start like that.
712
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,098
Dad, I let Kimmy Gibbler
713
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,098
pierce my ears.
714
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,143
[chuckles]
715
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,398
Yeah, right.
716
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,484
Come on, what did
717
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,484
you really do?
718
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,659
My god. Steph,
719
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,659
t-they're infected.
720
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,619
Do you have any idea
721
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,619
how dangerous this is?
722
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,580
Now, dad, remember,
723
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,580
she's only 10.
724
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,457
I mean I did a lot of
725
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,457
stupid things in my time.
726
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,002
Things you wouldn't
727
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,002
even believe.
728
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,754
Like what?
729
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,840
Uh...maybe you two
730
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,840
should work this out.
731
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,637
Steph, sit down.
732
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,640
You lied to me and you
733
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,640
deliberately disobeyed me.
734
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,017
I told you you could get
735
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,017
your ears pierced
736
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,560
when you got to
737
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,560
Junior high, like D.J.
738
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,605
Why do I have to do
739
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,605
everything like D.J.?
740
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,025
When D.J. did it,
741
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,025
how D.J. did it.
742
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,694
I want to be treated
743
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,694
like an individual.
744
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,280
Okay, okay.
745
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,074
T-That's a good point.
746
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,533
It is?
747
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,910
I mean, it is.
748
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,789
Steph, let me ask
749
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,789
you a question.
750
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,540
Why did you want
751
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,540
pierced ears?
752
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,667
All my friends
753
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,667
have them.
754
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,377
So you wanted to be an
755
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,377
individual so you could be
756
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,964
exactly like your friends?
757
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,507
Well...no.
758
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,385
I guess...maybe.
759
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,222
Honey, if your friends didn't
760
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,222
have pierced ears
761
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,389
would you still want them?
762
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,643
I don't know.
763
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,187
Is this a trick question?
764
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,107
Stephanie, if you want
765
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,107
to be an individual
766
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,400
you have to know
767
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,400
what you want.
768
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,693
'As you get older,
769
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,693
you're gonna have to make'
770
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,612
more and more
771
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,612
tough decisions.
772
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,530
And you can't,
773
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,530
you can't base your decisions
774
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,449
on what your friends
775
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,449
are doing or what's popular
776
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,118
or what's on TV.
777
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,329
You have to know
778
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,329
what works for you.
779
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,123
How will I know?
780
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,708
Well, you have to think
781
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,708
about what's right.
782
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,211
And then if you
783
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,211
ever have any doubts
784
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,546
it's what I'm here for.
785
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,091
I love you, Steph.
786
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,550
I love you, too, dad.
787
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,677
Come here.
788
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,307
I'm so sorry.
789
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,809
Listen, from now on..
790
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,103
...we're gonna look at
791
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,103
each situation individually
792
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,439
and we're gonna base the rules
793
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,439
on what works for you, okay?
794
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,941
That sounds great.
795
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,152
Okay, let's get you to the
796
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,152
doctor and check those ears.
797
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,236
Good idea.
798
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,445
And then on the way back
799
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,656
we'll stop for burgers
800
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,656
and fries.
801
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,907
You're on a roll.
802
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,034
Because that's
803
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,034
the last meal
804
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,076
you're gonna be having out
805
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,536
for a long time.
806
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,957
- Grounded, huh?
807
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,957
- Yep.
808
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,043
I should have seen
809
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,043
that one coming.
810
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,961
I can't believe
811
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,961
you let Kimmy Gibbler
812
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,338
punch a hole
813
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,338
through your head.
814
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,672
Well, I--
815
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,716
Kimmy Gibbler?
816
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,721
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
817
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,724
[theme music]
818
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:32,203
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
819
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,163
♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪