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Alright, we got Nicky, Alex,
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D.J., Stephanie
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and Santa's favorite
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little helper Michelle.
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Uncle Jesse, I got a problem.
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Lay it on me, babe.
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I don't know about
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that stocking.
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What's the matter with it?
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It's a beautiful stocking.
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Look at this,
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it says "Michelle"
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it's a great stocking.
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It's okay, but
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this would be better.
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Who's stocking is this,
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Bigfoot's?
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What can I say I've been
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very good this year.
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Yay.
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman the paperboy
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evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost
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out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh what fun
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it is to.. ♪♪
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Beck, it's
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snowing outside.
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Quick, grab your galoshes
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get a shovel
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I think we're snowed in.
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Brr. I'm-I'm freezing.
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Lemme break it to you
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gently, Mr. California
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this is not snow.
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This is gunk from a can.
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Then I say we go out and build
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frosty the gunkman, then, huh?
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Somehow, it's just
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not the same.
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Honey, I'm never going to get
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used to Christmas without snow.
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Yeah, that's okay,
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sweetheart.
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Don't worry,
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I never thought I'd get
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used to Elvis
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without sideburns.
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When did he
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not have sideburns?
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Sixty-one through sixty-eight.
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It made my preschool
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years living hell.
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Alright, come on, 'Cilla,
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I think the living room
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could use some
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hunk-a hunk-a snowy gunk.
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Steve, tell me already.
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What's the big surprise?
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Okay, I'll tell you.
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Incredible news.
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The greatest thing
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just happened to me.
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You inherited
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a Dunkin' Donut shop?
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That would be great.
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No. No. I got accepted
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to college.
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Steve, congratulations!
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Oh. What school?
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It's in Florida
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Daytona Beach University.
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And I double-checked.
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They actually saw my grades.
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Really? Florida.
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All the way over
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by that other ocean.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, it's awesome,
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Deej.
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A four-year college,
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and here look.
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Check out
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the school motto.
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"Who says you can't learn
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at the beach?"
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- Inspiring.
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- Cool.
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I got to go tell my parents.
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Then we'll celebrate, okay.
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God, I can't believe
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I'm gonna be a college man.
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I'm finally gonna learn
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how to water-ski!
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[door opening]
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D.J., come on.
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Dad and Joey just drove up
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with the Christmas tree.
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It's big, it's green,
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and it didn't fall off the car.
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I'm gonna have to see it later.
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But, Deej,
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we're putting up the tree.
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It's a Tanner family tradition.
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You can't miss that!
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Sorry, I have some
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last minute shopping to do.
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Shopping? Uh, well,
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it's just a tree.
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Did I mention
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I look great in purple?
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[door closing]
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Right this way, boys.
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Okay, coming through,
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here we go.
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Joey, be careful, I don't want
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get any pine needles
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and pine sap
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on my floor.
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Then a pine tree
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was a good choice.
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Well, what a beautiful tree.
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It remains me back in Nebraska,
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we'd hike into the woods
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chop down the perfect tree
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and then carry it back
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over a blanket
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of freshly fallen snow
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laughing and drinking
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homemade hot cider.
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Yeah, well, we grabbed
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this sucker at a 7-Eleven
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and chugged back
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a couple of big gulps.
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Aw, Joe, you're making me
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feel all Christmassy.
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Don't worry, Beck.
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Hey, you know what?
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You never know. I mean, Jack
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Frost could take a wrong turn
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and dump a whole blizzard
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in your backyard.
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[scoffing]
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Yeah, right.
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When Santa goes surfing.
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Okay, I'll get the rest
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of the decorations for the tree.
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Great idea, the sooner
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we decorate this thing
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the sooner we can start
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cramming those gifts under it.
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That's the spirit.
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I hope Santa brings me
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that new Barbie doll.
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Michelle, Michelle,
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Michelle.
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You don't just ask Santa
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for a Barbie doll.
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I know that, that's why
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I asked for a hula hoop
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and a dollhouse,
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and another hula hoop
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in case the other one gets lost.
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Now, you got it!
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Oh, in case the big guy in red
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should miss a few items
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I've updated
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my Christmas list
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in my never ending quest
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to make your holiday shopping
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more pleasurable.
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Oh, that's very
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considerate of you, Steph.
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You even added
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a color-coded map of the mall.
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Girls, brace yourselves,
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but there is more to Christmas
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than just presents.
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That's true. You can also
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return them for cash.
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Nice sentiment, Steph.
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I think you ought to phone
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that one in to Hallmark.
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You know what, girls, you just
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gave me a really good idea
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for the perfect gift
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for you guys this year.
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Perfect gifts? That'll be items
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one through nine on your list.
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No, no, no. This gift you're not
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gonna find on any list.
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I forgot something?
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- I must be slipping.
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- Okay, Joey.
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Lets plug this in and see
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if any of these bulbs
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need replacing, okay?
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- There we go.
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this one is fine.
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[indistinct chattering]
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You know, Santa could've
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saved himself $39.95
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if he'd just gotten the boys
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wrapping paper and boxes.
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Okay, here we go, fellas.
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Come on, we're going
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for a ride.
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Here we go.
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♪ Oh deck the halls ♪
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♪ With boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la
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la la la la ♪
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♪ It's the season ♪
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♪ To be jolly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la
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la la la la ♪♪
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Sweetheart,
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I really love the earrings
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but what do I need
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mittens for?
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Well, you never know
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when they might come in handy.
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You could have
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a bad nail day.
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Here's the last present.
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Whose name starts with "V?"
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If those are roller blades,
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just call me Vivian.
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Easy there,
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sticky fingers.
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This is for Vicky
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and I'd like it kept
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right over here, please.
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Yeah, too bad she had
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to work on Christmas.
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Well, what can I do,
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you know Vicky's a reporter
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and the news doesn't stop
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for holidays.
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Uh, I feel bad for her too.
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You know, she's covering
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elections in Sweden.
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So, that's it?
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No, more presents?
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Didn't
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a certain uncle
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promise us
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a perfect gift?
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- Hmm?
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- Hmm?
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Yes, he did.
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- Yay!
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- Yay!
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But it's not here.
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- Oh.
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- Oh.
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'Cause it's too big.
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- Hooray!
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- Hooray!
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If it's a elephant,
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I'll call him Phil.
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Sweetheart,
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if it's an elephant
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it'll sleep
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in Joey's room.
300
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Look, Uncle Jesse has something
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really special planned for ya
302
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to give you the real meaning
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of Christmas.
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Alright! We're going
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to Toys"R"Us!
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Wrong "R" you.
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We won't miss
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00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,073
the Christmas party, will we?
309
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:13,076
Oh, you'll be home in plenty
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of time to see me play Santa.
311
00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,412
Look, I'm gonna try
312
00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,412
a new "ho ho ho" this year.
313
00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,248
How about Jerry Lewis?
314
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Ho ho ho, lady!
315
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,459
Flaymin'!
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00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,086
[laughing]
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Okay.
318
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- Hey, guys.
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- 'Hi.'
320
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- Merry Christmas.
321
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- Merry Christmas.
322
00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,056
- Hey.
323
00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,056
- Hi.
324
00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,433
Hey, fruitcake.
325
00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:39,727
- It's Joey to you.
326
00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:39,727
- Thanks.
327
00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,688
Deej, I couldn't wait
328
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to give you your present.
329
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Open mine, first.
330
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,274
Okay. Thanks.
331
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,904
Wow! This is that leather jacket
332
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,904
I saw at the mall.
333
00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,614
God, this is so expensive,
334
00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,614
you know
335
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,783
Deej, I didn't spend all
336
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that much on your present.
337
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,576
I thought
338
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we had an agreement.
339
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,496
Oh, it doesn't matter
340
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,496
how much you spent.
341
00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,874
I love you, and I wanted to get
342
00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,874
you something you'd love.
343
00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:05,920
I don't expect anything
344
00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:05,920
special in return.
345
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,715
It's just a Daytona Beach
346
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,715
University sweatshirt.
347
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,842
I hope you like it.
348
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,556
Maybe I should've sprung
349
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,556
for the sweatpants too.
350
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,394
Deej?
351
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,645
(Steve)
352
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,645
'Deej?'
353
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,689
[knocking on door]
354
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,024
Steve, how could you?
355
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,443
D.J., I'm really sorry,
356
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,443
it's all I could afford.
357
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,945
- I'm savin' up for college.
358
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,945
- I know.
359
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,240
Daytona Beach University.
360
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,657
Don't you get it?
361
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,617
It's not about the gift.
362
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,412
What's gonna happen to us?
363
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,621
You're going to school
364
00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,621
3,000 miles away.
365
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,665
Well, don't worry,
366
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,665
I worked it all out.
367
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,167
We'll call each other
368
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,167
every night
369
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,127
and I'll see you
370
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,127
on school holidays.
371
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,256
Oh, great. So we'll be together
372
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,256
on Thanksgiving, Christmas
373
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,883
and Spuds MacKenzie's birthday.
374
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,303
Deej, we gonna make this work.
375
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,303
This my shot to go to college.
376
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,097
But, you're selling
377
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,097
yourself short.
378
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,723
It's just a party school.
379
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,101
Oh, well, that's easy for you
380
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,101
to say, you're a brain.
381
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,728
I mean, sometimes
382
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,728
you even read for fun.
383
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,148
I'm lucky
384
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,148
I got in anyplace.
385
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,193
Well, congratulations.
386
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,193
Beach blanket U.
387
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,861
Yeah, thanks for your support.
388
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,861
I..
389
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,113
...I thought you'd be
390
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,113
happy for me.
391
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,073
Well, why should I be
392
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,073
happy for you?
393
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,950
You don't even
394
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,950
care about us.
395
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,785
Hey, I do, too,
396
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,785
care about us.
397
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,995
Oh, yeah, I can tell
398
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,995
by your Christmas gift.
399
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,706
Who asked you to blow your whole
400
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,706
bank account on my present?
401
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,833
What were you trying to do,
402
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,833
bribe me to stay?
403
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,505
I can't believe you
404
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,505
just said that.
405
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,091
Hey, if the jacket fits,
406
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,091
wear it.
407
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,261
Oh, you know what, I'm glad
408
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,261
you're going to Florida.
409
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,555
- Oh, yeah? Me too.
410
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,555
- Good.
411
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,892
Merry Christmas.
412
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:46,020
[instrumental music]
413
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,151
[instrumental music]
414
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,488
[indistinct chattering]
415
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,740
[gasping]
416
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,740
Look, you guys. Look.
417
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,740
What did D.J. get you?
418
00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,994
[gasping]
419
00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,994
Look at this!
420
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,830
Ooh! Snow domes!
421
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,582
Snow!
422
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,582
Yes! See?
423
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,000
[screaming]
424
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,000
Snow!
425
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,418
Snow!
426
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,418
I know.
427
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,711
Look, it's Santa
428
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,711
all covered in snow.
429
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,589
And you see the little snowman?
430
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,799
Oh, and look, look, look!
431
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,177
Look at the snow
432
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,177
falling down
433
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,304
on the happy children!
434
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,597
Stay in
435
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,597
that bubble, kids
436
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,807
where every
437
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,807
Christmas is white.
438
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:28,188
Uh, boys, say, "thank you"
439
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:28,188
to D.J. for the nice gift.
440
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,064
Thank you,
441
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,064
Dee-jeh.
442
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,525
You're welcome.
443
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,902
How about
444
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,902
a Tasmanian Devil Santa?
445
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,405
[mimicking Taz]
446
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,075
Ho ho ho!
447
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,075
Donner, Blitzen!
448
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,745
Well, what do you think?
449
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,499
Boy, if Vicky were here,
450
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,499
she sure would love my eggnog.
451
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,293
Well, thanks
452
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,293
for the input.
453
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,504
[doorbell ringing]
454
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,504
I'm gonna go change.
455
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,425
Deej! Sorry about
456
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,425
you and Steve breakin' up.
457
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,843
Hang in there.
458
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,346
I heard the first three hours
459
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,346
are the toughest.
460
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,848
Well, I'm trying not to think
461
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,848
about him but he keeps calling.
462
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,601
Six times I wouldn't talk to
463
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,601
him, four times I hung up.
464
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,270
That way, I mix it up
465
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,270
a little.
466
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,980
It's time to get on
467
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,980
with your life.
468
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,066
That's why I took the liberty
469
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,066
of bringing a little something
470
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,401
to help brighten your holiday.
471
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,027
The wrestling team!
472
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,654
Come on in, boys.
473
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,905
Food's on the house.
474
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,491
Come on in.
475
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,826
Make yourselves at home.
476
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,704
A 1,000 pounds of fresh
477
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,830
grade-A Gibbler certified beef.
478
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,543
Kimmy, what
479
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,543
are you doing?
480
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,128
I'm getting you back
481
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,128
into circulation.
482
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,005
Boys, you know D.J.
483
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,092
She broke up with Steve and she
484
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,092
is not even thinking about him.
485
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,262
Yeah, it's true.
486
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,262
Steve and I broke up.
487
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,347
And as far as
488
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,347
thinking about him..
489
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,848
...nothing could be
490
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,848
further from my mind
491
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,808
than old what's his name.
492
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,438
Steveball..
493
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,438
Uh, cheese balls?
494
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,024
♪ I wish Vicky were here
495
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,024
for Christmas ♪
496
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,693
♪ Ba-ba-boo ♪
497
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,695
♪ I wish Vicky were here
498
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,695
for Christmas ♪
499
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,405
♪ Ba-ba-ba-boo ♪
500
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,408
♪ I wish Vicky were here
501
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,408
for Christmas ♪
502
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,244
♪ Because I'm loosing my mind ♪♪
503
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,663
Daddy, we're home!
504
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,123
Uh, come here.
505
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,874
How'd your surprise
506
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,874
Christmas trip go?
507
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,294
Well, they were
508
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,294
definitely surprised.
509
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,755
Uncle Jesse took us to
510
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,755
a shelter for homeless people.
511
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,339
I know,
512
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,339
what'd you think?
513
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,925
Dad, there were so many
514
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,925
people there.
515
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,802
Not just grownups.
516
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,802
Kids too.
517
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,432
When I saw them,
518
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:27,432
it made me feel sad.
519
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,725
It's okay to feel sad, Michelle.
520
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,851
Those people are
521
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,851
in a lot of trouble.
522
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,187
It was hard at first
523
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,355
but then we put up decorations
524
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,940
and helped serve
525
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,940
Christmas dinner.
526
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,276
You guys were really great.
527
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,276
You really pitched in.
528
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,445
I'm a very proud
529
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,445
uncle today.
530
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,156
I put out the napkins.
531
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,450
And everyone
532
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,450
sang Christmas carols.
533
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,702
Uncle Jesse was a big hit
534
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,702
playing the piano.
535
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,203
Uh, yeah, 'cause I snuck in
536
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,831
a special holiday version
537
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,831
of "Hound Dog."
538
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,793
I hope we helped make
539
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,793
their Christmas better.
540
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,172
I wanna go back there
541
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,172
and help real soon.
542
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,342
Steph, when you I hear you come
543
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,342
up with an idea like that
544
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,677
you just make me so proud.
545
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,261
Come here.
546
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,556
You know what, Steph,
547
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,556
you're right.
548
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,433
This isn't just
549
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,433
a Christmas thing.
550
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,185
This should happen
551
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,185
all year round.
552
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,894
If more people in the world
553
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,894
would helped out
554
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,524
like you guys just did, it could
555
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,524
really make a difference.
556
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,151
I'm sorry we went
557
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,151
so present-crazy.
558
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,779
Uh, it's okay, I remember
559
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,779
when I was your age
560
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,615
I bugged my dad for
561
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,615
an Evel Knievel jumpsuit.
562
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,035
Why?
563
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:32,330
Because I already
564
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:32,330
had the helmet.
565
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,499
Anyway, he took me down
566
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,499
to the Salvation Army.
567
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,125
I'll tell you something,
568
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,125
it made me feel so good
569
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,335
to see you guys faces today
570
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,838
because that's exactly
571
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,838
how I felt.
572
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,922
And I never forgot
573
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,922
that feeling.
574
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,759
And I never want you guys
575
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,759
to forget that feeling, okay?
576
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,387
Merry Christmas, girls.
577
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,640
Thanks for our
578
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,640
Christmas present, Uncle Jesse.
579
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,564
Alright, now,
580
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,564
if you guys excuse me
581
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,233
I have one more
582
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,233
very important present
583
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,610
to take care of.
584
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,320
Now, if we go into
585
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,320
the living room, there
586
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,739
I think there might still be
587
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,739
a couple of cookies
588
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,989
with your names on 'em.
589
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,075
Good thing I'm learning to read!
590
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,245
And then
591
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,245
Steve said..
592
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,873
Well, I can't say it
593
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,873
like he says it
594
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,207
but..
595
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,419
Where was I?
596
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,419
Oh, right. Steve.
597
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,795
You know, it's amazing.
598
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,547
When you break up
599
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,547
with someone like Steve
600
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,758
you'd think you'd be obsessed
601
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,758
with talking about Steve.
602
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,678
But, it's really not like that,
603
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,678
I mean, Steve who?
604
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,767
- How am I doing?
605
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,767
- Save your voice.
606
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,520
Just tattoo "I miss Steve"
607
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,520
on your forehead.
608
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,647
Now, let me show you
609
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,647
how to land a stud.
610
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,651
My mom uses this mistletoe
611
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,695
to chase Tom Jones
612
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,695
through Caesar's Palace.
613
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574
Okay, boys,
614
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574
gather around!
615
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,409
Two lips,
616
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,409
no waiting.
617
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,538
Oh, come on.
618
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,538
Don't be shy.
619
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,670
Miles, you animal!
620
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,171
Ew, gross!
621
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,051
Here, Deej, maybe
622
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,051
you'll have better luck.
623
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,644
I'm not ready for this.
624
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,818
Sweetheart?
625
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,110
You okay?
626
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,696
Terrific. I'm having
627
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,696
a great Christmas.
628
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,031
Really, 'cause that's
629
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,031
the same look Joey had
630
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,242
when they canceled
631
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,242
"Magilla Gorilla."
632
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,664
How could Steve go to
633
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,664
college in Florida?
634
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,248
We never even
635
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,248
talked about it.
636
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,875
Oh, Deej, you remember
637
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,875
how concerned you were
638
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,251
when Steve couldn't even
639
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,251
get into college.
640
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,545
This could be
641
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,545
a great opportunity for him.
642
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,340
I know, but he's going
643
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,340
so far away.
644
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,758
What's gonna happen to us?
645
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,051
Hey, long distance
646
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,051
relationships are not easy
647
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,846
but Vicky and I
648
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,846
are making it work.
649
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,555
If you and Steve really care
650
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,555
about each other
651
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,891
you'll make it work too.
652
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,184
That's what Steve said.
653
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,269
Look, the phone bill's
654
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,269
gonna be a monster
655
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,562
but it'll balance out
656
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,397
with what we save
657
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,397
on food for Steve.
658
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,026
Dad, he hurt me so much.
659
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,821
He said I gave him that jacket
660
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,821
to buy his love.
661
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,739
Well, did you spend
662
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,739
all your money on it
663
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,408
because you thought it might
664
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,408
show how much you care about him
665
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,035
so he'd decide not to leave?
666
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,413
Of course not. I bought it
667
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,413
to show how much I love him
668
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,624
so he'd decide
669
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,624
not to leave.
670
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,086
Maybe it's close
671
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,086
to what you said.
672
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,340
Okay, maybe, it's exactly
673
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,340
what you said.
674
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,258
I really messed up.
675
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,386
Do you think he'll ever
676
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,386
talk to me again?
677
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,765
Well, honey,
678
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,765
you know, uh
679
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,308
only one way
680
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,308
to find out.
681
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,606
Santa is here!
682
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,192
Not the real Santa,
683
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,192
just Joey.
684
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,319
But don't tell anyone!
685
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,241
It's his answering machine.
686
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,368
Why didn't I talk to him
687
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,368
when I had the chance?
688
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,536
Maybe you didn't hear me
689
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,621
it's the big jolly guy!
690
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,624
Come on, sweetie.
691
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,919
Ho ho ho!
692
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,127
Ho ho ho!
693
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,255
Ha ha ho.
694
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,299
See? I told you.
695
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,677
Ho ho ho!
696
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,971
Not your best "ho ho ho," Joey.
697
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,014
[doorbell ringing]
698
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,057
I'll get it!
699
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,017
I'm with you.
700
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,646
Ho ho ho!
701
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,357
Wow! Two Santa's!
702
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,526
Told you
703
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,526
I was good this year.
704
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,946
I'll get this,
705
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,946
honey.
706
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,280
Hi.
707
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,280
I'm Danny Tanner.
708
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823
Don't tell me
709
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823
your sled broke down.
710
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,076
You really ought to rotate
711
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,076
those reindeer.
712
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,956
Whoa, look, I know the north
713
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,956
pole is lonely, buddy, but--
714
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,041
Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
715
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,334
Vicky!
716
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,669
Vicky!
717
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,922
Oh, that lip gloss
718
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,922
should've tipped me off.
719
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,172
[laughing]
720
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,758
Hey, look, everybody.
721
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,758
Vicky's here!
722
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,009
(all)
723
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,009
Hi, Vicky.
724
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,636
[sighing]
725
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,554
Oh, what are you doing here?
726
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,554
You're supposed to be in Sweden.
727
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,933
I was, way up at the Arctic
728
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,933
Circle but as soon as I finished
729
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,727
I took a dog sled 40 miles
730
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,727
to the nearest train station
731
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,230
rode overnight to the airport,
732
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,230
rented a Santa Claus suit
733
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,899
jumped on the last flight
734
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,899
to San Francisco
735
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,609
and arrived 20 minutes ago.
736
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,235
Wow! 20 minutes
737
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,235
from the airport.
738
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,071
You made great time.
739
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,614
Come here.
740
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,077
You know, Joey, I wish you
741
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,077
really were Santa Claus
742
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,411
then I'd ask you
743
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,411
to bring me Steve
744
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,122
so I could apologize to him.
745
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,539
I was so selfish.
746
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,084
I should be happy
747
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,084
he got into college.
748
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,128
Ho ho ho!
749
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,379
Or as Daffy Duck would say
750
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,798
[mimicking Daffy Duck]
751
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,798
Ho ho ho!
752
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,802
All you wonderful
753
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,802
t-t-than franthiscans!
754
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,805
- Santa.
755
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,805
- Santa.
756
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,890
Yeah, Santa.
757
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,853
This Santa thing
758
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,853
is outta control.
759
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,063
[mimicking Daffy Duck]
760
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,063
Well, well, well
761
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,192
it seems as though there's
762
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,192
an impos-s-ster amongst us.
763
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,236
Wait.
764
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,236
If that's Joey
765
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,364
then who are you?
766
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,951
Steve!
767
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,078
[mimicking Daffy Duck]
768
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,078
S-s-s-some S-S-Santa Claus!
769
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,041
Deej, I'm sorry, but
770
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,041
this is the only way
771
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,375
I could get you to talk to me.
772
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,044
Why didn't you
773
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,044
tell me it was you?
774
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,172
Well, Santa never interrupts
775
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,172
an apology.
776
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,673
Well, I'm really sorry.
777
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,050
Yeah, me too.
778
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,592
I got so pumped up about
779
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,592
getting into the college
780
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,636
that I didn't even think
781
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,636
about your feelings.
782
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,221
No, you were right.
783
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,724
We'll make this work no matter
784
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,724
how far apart we are.
785
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,101
Well, we're not gonna
786
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,101
be far apart.
787
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,435
I'm gonna stay in town
788
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,435
and go to
789
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,437
junior college
790
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,437
and improve my grades.
791
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,940
Then maybe I can
792
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,940
get into a really good school.
793
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,317
Oh, Steve,
794
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,317
I love you.
795
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,819
I love you too.
796
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,907
(all)
797
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,907
Aw!
798
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,746
Excuse me. Hey, everybody,
799
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,746
I have an announcement.
800
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,123
There's a very special delivery
801
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,123
in the backyard
802
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,834
for Mrs. Rebecca Donaldson
803
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,834
Katsopolis.
804
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,502
Jess, another gift?
805
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,462
Yeah, it's just a little
806
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,462
something that wouldn't fit
807
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,339
in your stocking.
808
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,634
Alright, guys.
809
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,970
She's crossing
810
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,970
though the kitchen..
811
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,680
...she's opening
812
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,680
the back door.
813
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,682
We should
814
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,682
get a reaction right about..
815
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,517
(Rebecca screaming)
816
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,517
'Aah!'
817
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,936
Now.
818
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:17,068
♪ Walk within
819
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:17,068
a winter wonderland ♪
820
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,114
Jess,
821
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,114
this is so beautiful.
822
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,531
Thank you.
823
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,283
Oh, thank you so much.
824
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,035
How in the world
825
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,035
did you do this?
826
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,411
Oh, it's no big deal.
827
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,373
Just your everyday,
828
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,373
average miracle, that's all.
829
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,043
I told you
830
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,043
you'd need these.
831
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,669
Merry Christmas,
832
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,669
sweetheart.
833
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,171
Merry Christmas.
834
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,467
Come on.
835
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,467
How did you do this?
836
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,385
Well, I don't like
837
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,385
to explain my miracles
838
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,762
but if I must
839
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,139
see, I know this guy
840
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,139
who makes snow cones
841
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,266
and I just ordered
842
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,266
17,000 of them.
843
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,643
Ohh!
844
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,685
Snow!
845
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,020
Wow! Look at this!
846
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,106
[indistinct chattering]
847
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,572
Hey, can you say
848
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,572
"White Christmas?"
849
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,825
Can you say
850
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,825
"White Christmas?"
851
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,534
Whyt-ker-kiss.
852
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,748
Are we going to talk about it
853
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,748
or play in it?
854
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,750
- Yay!
855
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,750
- Yay!
856
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,337
♪ In the winter
857
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,337
we can build a snowman ♪
858
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:21,882
♪ And pretend that
859
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:21,882
he is Parson Brown ♪
860
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:25,636
♪ He'll say are you married
861
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:25,636
we'll say no man ♪
862
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,223
♪ But you can do the job
863
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,223
when you're in town ♪
864
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,058
♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
865
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,726
♪ Are you listening ♪
866
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,190
♪ In the lane
867
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,190
snow is glistening ♪
868
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,192
♪ A beautiful sight ♪
869
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,901
♪ We're happy tonight ♪
870
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,738
♪ Walkin' in
871
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,738
a winter wonderland ♪
872
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:51,829
♪ Walkin' in
873
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:51,829
a winter wonderland ♪♪
874
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,713
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
875
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,841
[theme music]
876
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,568
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
877
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,030
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪