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Aunt Becky, look, they turned

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into super sweepers.

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Well, Michelle that's because

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your a super teacher.

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Thank you.

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Time for lesson two.

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Cleaning my room.

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Come on. Come on, you guys.

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Alright, you guys go up stairs

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with Michelle.

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I'll be up there in a minute.

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I love not being the youngest.

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[theme music]

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♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪

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♪ Ahh ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman the paperboy ♪

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♪ Evenin' TV ♪

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody

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who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost

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out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin' ♪

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♪ To carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪

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Hey, Becky.

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Time to base my boot.

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Maybe I'll skip dinner, Danny.

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No, calm down.

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It's a pastry boot.

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Look, here it is.

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Ahh, look at that.

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Isn't that a work of art?

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Isn't that pretty?

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It's-it's just, you know, diced

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turkey and creamed vegetables

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in a lovely pastry shell.

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I actually cooked this

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the very first time

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I made dinner for Vicky.

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And they say romance is dead.

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- Hi, dad.

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- 'Hey, sweetheart.'

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- Hi.

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- Hey.

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Dad, you know Josh.

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Oh, yeah. I remember you.

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He bats left,

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throws right, never spits.

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I like that

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in a baseball player.

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Thanks.

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Hey, if you guys ever want

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another lift

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you might wanna wash

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those sweats.

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It smelled funky

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in the back seat.

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Don't blame us.

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Gibbler took her shoes off.

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I guess it's time to rotate

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the old Odor-Eaters.

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(all)

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Eww!

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Kimmy, please,

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think about the ozone.

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Hey, Steph, want to go

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with me for pizza tonight?

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A bunch of team

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is gonna be there.

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Dad, is it okay?

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Oh, sure.

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You have fun, honey.

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So, Josh, your parents wanna

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drop off or pick up?

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Actually, they

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can't do either.

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Dad, how about you?

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You know, I-I'd love to,

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but can't.

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Vicky's coming for dinner. It's,

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uh, turkey-in-a-boot night.

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[chuckling]

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In fact, I got to go get

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dressed. You know what?

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I think I'm gonna put a tie on

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that has lot of green in it

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to pick up

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the actual color of the peas.

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Inside the turkey

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in the boot.

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D.J., do you think

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maybe you could, uh..

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...drive your sister Steph?

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Thank you. Excuse me.

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You know, Deej, we're going out

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for pizza tonight too.

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You want to bring them along?

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I'd rather drill

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my own teeth.

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Please, Deej,

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give me a break.

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Okay, okay.

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We'll give you a ride.

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- Thanks.

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- Great.

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I'll be here at 7:00.

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- Okay. See you.

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- Bye.

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- See you later.

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- Bye.

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Well, I got to get home

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for dinner.

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Steve, we're going out to eat.

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Well, I know.

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I got to warm up.

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Well, you got yourself a date.

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This is not a date.

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Josh and I are just

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going out for pizza.

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Hey, this isn't your dad

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you're talking to.

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I know an invite for

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a date when I hear one..

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heard one lately.

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I do not have a date.

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Do I?

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I don't know, Steph.

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Let's look at the facts.

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He's a guy.

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You're a girl.

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It's Friday night.

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There's eating involved.

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Looks like my little sister

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has her first date.

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My first date?

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Oh, my gosh.

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What do I say?

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What do I do?

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What do I wear?

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I'm starting to sweat.

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You're not supposed to

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let them see you sweat.

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[instrumental music]

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Today, on "The Cartoons

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Of Our Lives"

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Bullwinkle has

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a secret rendezvous

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with the woman of his dreams.

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[imitating Olive Oyl]

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Oh, Bullwinkle.

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You big moose.

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You really know how

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to sweet-talk a girl.

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[imitating Bullwinkle]

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Oh, sorry, Olive.

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I didn't see you standing there

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behind that broomstick.

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Will Bullwinkle and Olive Oyl

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find true love

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or will Popeye say..

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Eh, you furry forest freak,

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stay away from me girl

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before I make a hat rack

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out of you.

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Find out tomorrow on

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the continuing saga

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of "The Cartoons

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Of Our..

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...Lives."

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Alright, we'll be right back

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right after this spot

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from Phil's Fashion Barn.

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And hey, you fabulous babes

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out there

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if Phil can't fit you,

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lose some weight.

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♪ Rush hour renegades ♪

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♪ Comin' at ya.. ♪♪

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Jess, Jess, there's Alison.

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How do I look?

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Oh, my face is huge.

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Oh, that's better.

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I like that.

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Oh, I'm a mess.

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Joey, what's the matter

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with you?

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Every time this Alison comes

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around, you start bumpin'

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into things like, uh,

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Dumbo on roller blades.

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Jess, I-I'm a nervous wreck

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around her.

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I'd like to ask her out,

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but she's my boss.

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She knows how much I make.

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Come on, Joey. Go for it.

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She's cute. She's smart.

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She's funny.

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Ask her out.

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Be a guy.

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[imitating Dudley Do-Right]

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You're absolutely right, Jess.

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I'll do it..

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...but very, very carefully.

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I'll be back.

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Alright. Up next, 20 in a row

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with a few commercials

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after song 5, 7, 12, and 19.

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Hey, we got to make

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a living somehow.

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[music playing on radio]

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Whoa.

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[laughing]

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I'm fine.

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It's just, uh, a bit

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I'm working on for the show.

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Yeah, nothing funnier

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on the radio

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than a good sight gag. Yeah.

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Jess, about that

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Fashion Barn spot..

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Yeah, it was pretty cool, huh?

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You know, I-I winged it a little

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at the end there.

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Yeah, that's what

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I want to talk about.

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It's a little insensitive

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to refer to our female

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listeners as "babes"

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and then tell them

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to lose some weight.

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Oh, I was-I was just joking

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around. I mean, you know..

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I did call them "fabulous."

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Jess, can you just leave

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your attitude out of it

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and read the copy

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as written?

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And, uh, what attitude

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would that be?

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Well, your attitude

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towards women.

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I mean, I know how you are.

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Come on, the rock n' roll,

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the motorcycle.

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Forgot the tattoo.

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Shut up, Joey.

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I see what's going on here.

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See, y-you think I'm some

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kind of male chauvinist

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macho jerk, don't you?

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[chuckling]

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Okay, look, we can

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pick this up at dinner.

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- I'll see you guys tonight.

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- Okay.

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Bye.

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You guys?

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What do you mean "You guys?

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I'm not going to

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dinner with you.

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Well, I invited her

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over for dinner.

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- To our house?

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- Yeah.

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I gotta eat...she thinks

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I'm a macho jerk.

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Oh, come on, Jess.

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I really like Alison.

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You-you guys will get along.

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You're just, you're just not

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connecting right now.

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What am I

294
00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,523
supposed to do?

295
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,776
Well, tonight at dinner,

296
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,776
show her what a warm

297
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,195
perfectly caring,

298
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,195
sensitive man you are.

299
00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,030
[scoffing]

300
00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,030
Oh, great.

301
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,366
After dinner, I'll nurse a poor

302
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,366
little puppy back to health

303
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,617
while watching

304
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,617
"Beauty And The Beast"

305
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,953
and I'll cry my little eyes out.

306
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,621
Perfect.

307
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,249
[instrumental music]

308
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Deej, I'm saved.

309
00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:25,088
I bought the new Teen Week.

310
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"Three easy steps to make your

311
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,300
first date unforgettable."

312
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,552
Mine sure was.

313
00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,552
Chinese food, a movie

314
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,681
and my first ride

315
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,681
in a police car.

316
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,851
Okay.

317
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,604
"Step number one. Dress to

318
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:41,604
accentuate your best features."

319
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,983
So you'll be wearing a mask.

320
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,652
Yeah.

321
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,652
Could I borrow that one?

322
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,113
Oh, I'm sorry,

323
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,113
it's your face.

324
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,160
"Step two. Compliment your date

325
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,160
on his appearance."

326
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,953
What do you say

327
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,953
if your date has pit stains

328
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,414
and smells like a hamper?

329
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,540
I don't know, Kimmy.

330
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,750
What do your dates say to you?

331
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,005
Let me see that.

332
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,050
"Step number three.

333
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,050
Concentrate on romance

334
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,552
"because if you don't,

335
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,552
he won't.

336
00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:13,761
"Follow these three steps

337
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,138
"and your unforgettable

338
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,138
first date

339
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,225
will end with an unforgettable

340
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,225
first kiss."

341
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,852
Do you believe this?

342
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,107
[instrumental music]

343
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,404
Steve, you just had dinner.

344
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,821
We're going out for pizza.

345
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,740
- How can you still be eating?

346
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,740
- I don't know.

347
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:37,702
My mouth keeps moving and I

348
00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:37,702
gotta fill it with something.

349
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,162
[doorbell ringing]

350
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,748
That must be Stephanie's date.

351
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,709
- Hi, Josh.

352
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,709
- Hi.

353
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,253
- Come on in.

354
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,253
- 'How is it going, Josh?'

355
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,213
I'll check and see

356
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,213
how Stephanie's doing.

357
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,299
There's fruit

358
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,299
if you hurry.

359
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,717
Have a seat, Josh.

360
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,969
Part of dating is waiting.

361
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,555
Dating?

362
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,598
Steph and I are just going out

363
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,598
for pizza with the guys.

364
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,393
- Well, don't you like Steph?

365
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,393
- Well, yeah, sure.

366
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,144
You know,

367
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,144
she likes to talk about

368
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,938
pitching and baseball.

369
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,273
She don't like to

370
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,273
talk about that

371
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,275
gushy stuff like other girls.

372
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,444
Oh, Josh.

373
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,245
Stephanie?

374
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,498
Just a minute.

375
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,921
Ready for

376
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,921
an unforgettable evening?

377
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,465
[chuckling nervously]

378
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,510
[instrumental music]

379
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,224
[instrumental music]

380
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,644
[instrumental music]

381
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,064
- Here's Josh!

382
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,064
- Hey, come on, Steph.

383
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,232
Let's go sit with the guys.

384
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,442
You kids have have fun.

385
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,944
We'll meet you

386
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,944
at the car at 8:30.

387
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,697
Steve.

388
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,241
What?

389
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,457
Josh, wouldn't you rather

390
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,457
sit with D.J. and Steve

391
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,834
in that nice,

392
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,834
quiet booth?

393
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,085
Why?

394
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,212
Well, uh, the team's over

395
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,212
by the door

396
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,340
and the draft could tighten up

397
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,340
my pitching arm.

398
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,549
Do you want me

399
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,549
to tell Coach Zwick

400
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,552
it's your fault

401
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,552
I can't pitch?

402
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,720
The booth looks fine.

403
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,516
Hi, guys.

404
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,309
What are you doing here?

405
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,852
We'd rather sit

406
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,852
in the booth.

407
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:29,314
Vinyl's so much cozier.

408
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:33,652
So, Josh, I love the way

409
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:33,652
that t-shirt looks on you.

410
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:38,156
Really? It's got a big sloppy

411
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:38,156
joe stain on it.

412
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:42,536
Oh, well, it really brings out

413
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:42,536
the color in your eyes.

414
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,249
So what do you recommend?

415
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,628
I recommend another table.

416
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,920
Steph, I'm going to

417
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,920
the bathroom.

418
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,464
Do you want to join me?

419
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,091
No, that's okay.

420
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,091
Josh might get lonely.

421
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,553
Hey, if you got to go,

422
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,553
you got to go.

423
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,348
She's definitely

424
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,348
got to go.

425
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,101
Stephanie, why are you sitting

426
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,101
at our table?

427
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,186
I thought you were

428
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,186
gonna be sitting

429
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,604
with your little friends.

430
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,231
If we sit

431
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,231
with the team, all Josh

432
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,024
is gonna think

433
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,024
about is baseball.

434
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,775
I've got to make him

435
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,775
think about romance.

436
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,029
You saw the article.

437
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,029
If I don't, he won't.

438
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,573
Then sit by yourselves.

439
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,116
I don't know anything

440
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,116
about romance.

441
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,245
I've got to follow your lead.

442
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,245
Please, D.J.?

443
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,330
Steph, why are you making this

444
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,330
such a big deal out of this?

445
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,999
Because you only go on

446
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,999
your first date once.

447
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,834
It's got to be perfect.

448
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,628
Okay. But relax.

449
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,963
Don't push so hard.

450
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,882
By the way, it's me you're

451
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,882
playing footsies with

452
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,967
under the table.

453
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,889
- I missed you, Deej.

454
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,889
- I missed you too.

455
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,182
I missed you, Josh.

456
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,851
You were only gone

457
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,851
for two seconds.

458
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,357
Wow. Your hand's sweating

459
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,357
like a pig.

460
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,821
Oh, Josh, what a marvelous

461
00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,821
sense of humor.

462
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,867
Steve, I really like that

463
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,867
new cologne. What is it?

464
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,661
Oh, it's called

465
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,661
Wilderness Man.

466
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,539
Comes with a free bag

467
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,539
of beef jerky.

468
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,543
I like your cologne

469
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,543
too, Josh.

470
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,793
I don't wear cologne.

471
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,088
You're probably smelling

472
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,088
my Denorex.

473
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,966
Oh, well, it smells

474
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,966
very manly..

475
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,845
...even from up here.

476
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,435
[instrumental music]

477
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,104
I sure hope Jesse and Alison

478
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,104
get along tonight.

479
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,315
- She seems nice.

480
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,315
- Oh, she's terrific.

481
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,357
And now that I have

482
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,357
asked her out

483
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,401
I can finally

484
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,401
relax around her.

485
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,736
[clanking]

486
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,405
Is that why your grading

487
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,405
your watch band?

488
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,744
This, here.

489
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,663
Boy, everything smells so good.

490
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,080
Thanks, Vicky.

491
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,707
Oh, I just checked on

492
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,707
Nicky and Alex.

493
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,501
They're sleeping like babies,

494
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,501
which is good

495
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,085
because that's what they are .

496
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:59,297
I guess it's

497
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:59,297
the nurturing side of me.

498
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,759
Or the side that didn't want

499
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,759
to set the table.

500
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,429
She's kidding.

501
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,429
We-we kid each other.

502
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,057
That's the-that's the kind

503
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,057
of relationship we have.

504
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,686
[chuckling]

505
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,439
- Salad, Alison?

506
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,439
- Ah!

507
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,526
I'm so sor...uh..

508
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,656
[timer ringing]

509
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,783
I'll get that. I'll-I'll,

510
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,783
uh...I'll be..

511
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,951
Thanks, Joey.

512
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,912
Alright, Vicky, I got

513
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,912
a big surprise for you.

514
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,581
Remember the first meal

515
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,581
I ever cooked for you?

516
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,208
You mean that

517
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,208
mushed-up turkey

518
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,794
with the pureed vegetables

519
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,794
in that dough thing?

520
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,797
Turkey in a boot.

521
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,797
You remembered.

522
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,050
Oh, boy, isn't this

523
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,050
a beauty, huh?

524
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,593
(Danny)

525
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,593
'Joey!'

526
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,724
Oh, my boot.

527
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,643
My wonderful, crusty boot.

528
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,730
Danny, I am so sorry. Listen,

529
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,730
I'll-I'll take care of this.

530
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,150
Uh, anyone for, uh,

531
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:01,150
turkey in a loafer?

532
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,653
Joey, forget about that.

533
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,653
Let me, let me do it for you.

534
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:08,783
Honey, honey, honey.

535
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:08,783
Please, please, let me do it.

536
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,493
I know you had

537
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,493
a hard day at work today.

538
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,286
Look, I'm not too macho

539
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,286
to clean.

540
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,038
How many times

541
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,038
have I told you?

542
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,207
Counting now, once.

543
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,210
Again she kids.

544
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,587
[chuckling]

545
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,508
Vicky, I-I am so sorry.

546
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,595
I know turkey in a boot

547
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,595
is your favorite meal.

548
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,972
Sweetheart, it's not

549
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,972
my favorite.

550
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,850
What?

551
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:34,934
The first time

552
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:34,934
I made it for you

553
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,477
you said you loved it.

554
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,187
I lied.

555
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:42,400
The truth is

556
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:42,400
it tastes like it sounds.

557
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,735
I'm sorry.

558
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,152
We'd just started

559
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,152
going out and I didn't

560
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,946
want to hurt

561
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,946
your feelings.

562
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,698
I'm sure there's some little

563
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,698
fibs you've told me

564
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,242
to spare my feelings.

565
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,244
Yeah, remember

566
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,244
when I told you that

567
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,289
I liked that pink pullover

568
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,289
you knitted for me?

569
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,999
You didn't like

570
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,999
that sweater?

571
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,418
I didn't like it.

572
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,921
I loved it!

573
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,427
Did I miss

574
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,427
a food fight?

575
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,721
No, just a little

576
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,721
accident, Michelle.

577
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,932
Uh, Michelle..

578
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,932
Excuse me, Jess.

579
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,684
Uh, this is Alison.

580
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,684
Alison, Michelle.

581
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,937
- Hi.

582
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,937
- Hi, Michelle.

583
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,396
Joey.

584
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,273
Yeah, yeah.

585
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,691
What?

586
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,360
What are you doing?

587
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,821
You feel cool.

588
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,030
You said that you had

589
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,030
the hots for her.

590
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,658
[chuckling]

591
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,708
Well, maybe you

592
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,708
misunderstood me.

593
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,378
You're Alison, right?

594
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,839
Yes.

595
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,591
He has the hots for you.

596
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,218
[laughing nervously]

597
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,685
Oh, boy, we'll always remember

598
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,685
our first date.

599
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,520
Joey, we're not on a date.

600
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:05,065
I thought I was just

601
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:05,065
coming over for dinner.

602
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,734
Boy, will you look

603
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,734
at the time?

604
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,987
Michelle, you have to

605
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,987
go to bed, don't you?

606
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,489
- Bye, everyone.

607
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,489
- Was is something I said?

608
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,826
Nothing you said at all. No.

609
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,203
This is really embarrassing.

610
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,122
Um, maybe this wasn't

611
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,122
such a good idea.

612
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,082
It's nice meeting you.

613
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,544
Nice meeting you too.

614
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,838
Alison.

615
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,922
Alison, hold on a second.

616
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,382
No, I really should be going.

617
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,551
Alison, you got to give

618
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,551
Joey a second chance.

619
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,053
I mean, he's-he's

620
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,053
really a nice guy.

621
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,848
I know he's a nice guy.

622
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,350
Sit down here a second.

623
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,853
So, what you don't know

624
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,853
is how much he likes you.

625
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,938
I mean, sometimes it's-it's

626
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,938
hard for us guys

627
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,899
to show our feelings, you know.

628
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,859
I mean...occasionally,

629
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,859
it comes out in a weird way.

630
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,402
I mean instead

631
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,402
of Joey just saying

632
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,653
you know, "hey, Alison

633
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,653
I dig you"

634
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,989
he-he dumps salad

635
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,989
all over you.

636
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,991
It certainly got

637
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,991
my attention.

638
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,576
Listen, I love Joey.

639
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,119
I mean, I...I mean I really

640
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,119
love Joey like a brother.

641
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,330
He's-he's the warmest,

642
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,330
sweetest guy.

643
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,583
He's like a big, big teddy bear

644
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,583
that you just want to hug.

645
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,877
And I promised, once you get to

646
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,877
know him, you'll love him too.

647
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,629
I swear to you.

648
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,090
Jesse, I have something

649
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,090
to say.

650
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,383
Am I in trouble again?

651
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,134
No.

652
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,804
I think I really misjudged you.

653
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,389
You're a such a good friend

654
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,389
to Joey.

655
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,727
And you're so open and in touch

656
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,727
with your feelings.

657
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771
Well, it's no biggie.

658
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,273
I guess it's just, uh..

659
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,526
...just the kind

660
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,526
of guy I am.

661
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,028
I really feel like

662
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,028
I've been talking

663
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,153
to one of my girlfriends.

664
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,573
That's not

665
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,573
the kind of guy I am.

666
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,241
Oh, great, Alison,

667
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,241
you're still here.

668
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,201
Joey, good. Listen, uh..

669
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,745
Why don't you two guys, uh..

670
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,955
...sit down and talk

671
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,955
to each other?

672
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,457
Really, sit down,

673
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,457
talk a little

674
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,251
enjoy each other, go.

675
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,510
Alison, look,

676
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,510
I'm, uh, I'm really sorry

677
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,554
if I came on too strong.

678
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,306
I just want to assure you

679
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,306
that in the future

680
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,891
all of our dealings will be

681
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,936
strictly on

682
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,936
a professional level.

683
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,939
So, uh, goodnight, um..

684
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,316
...sir.

685
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,069
Joey.

686
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,404
It doesn't have anything

687
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,404
to do with you.

688
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,824
I just came off

689
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,824
a bad relationship

690
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,951
and I just need

691
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,951
a little more time.

692
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,913
How's that?

693
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,913
Is that good?

694
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,498
More than that.

695
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,960
Uh, it's okay, I can wait.

696
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,960
Don't worry.

697
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,461
So you must be starving.

698
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,754
I think there's something

699
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,754
in the kitchen

700
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,799
I haven't thrown

701
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,799
on the floor yet.

702
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,216
(Danny)

703
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,216
'Coffee, anyone?'

704
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,594
- Here we go. Yeah

705
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,594
- Sure.

706
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,221
(Danny)

707
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,221
'Joey!'

708
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,306
[plates clanking]

709
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,351
Ohh...ohh, bad luck.

710
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,770
Uh..

711
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,273
Maybe we should go to like

712
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,273
a-a rubber-padded restaurant

713
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,109
some place where I can't

714
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,109
break anything.

715
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,319
And we'll go

716
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,319
and have dessert.

717
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,740
[cricket chirping]

718
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,870
[dog barking at distance]

719
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,539
You think they're

720
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,539
going to be through soon?

721
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,083
Steve's got to

722
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,083
drive me home.

723
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,711
Well, while we're waiting,

724
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,711
you know what would be

725
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,131
the perfect end

726
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,131
to a perfect evening?

727
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,257
You're going to teach me

728
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,257
how to throw a knuckleball?

729
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,679
No, I was thinking

730
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,679
more of..

731
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,021
What did you do that for?

732
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,232
I don't know.

733
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:38,362
Steve, I'd better go

734
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:38,362
talk to her.

735
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,492
Steve, do you

736
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,492
understand women?

737
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,787
Well, enough not to wipe my

738
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,787
mouth off when they kiss me.

739
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,292
Steph, are you okay?

740
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,461
This was the worst night

741
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,461
of my life.

742
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,839
Shh. You'll wake up Michelle.

743
00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:00,551
Too late, Michelle's awake.

744
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,344
I need to talk

745
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,344
to Stephanie.

746
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,014
Good. Then I'll help.

747
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,100
Steph, I know

748
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,100
how you're feeling.

749
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,684
You're hurt and confused.

750
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,311
You forgot

751
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,311
humiliated, crushed

752
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,856
and scarred for life.

753
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,566
Steph, don't take it so hard.

754
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,026
It was only your first date.

755
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,030
And my last. I'm never leaving

756
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,030
this room again.

757
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:24,450
Not even to go

758
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:24,450
to the bathroom?

759
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,868
Michelle.

760
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,620
What was I thinking?

761
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,205
Why did I kiss him?

762
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,166
You kissed a boy?

763
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,461
Eew! Cooties!

764
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,589
Michelle, let me handle this.

765
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,758
Okay.

766
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,385
But you're not doing

767
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,385
a very good job.

768
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
Steph, why did you

769
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
kiss Josh?

770
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,477
I don't know.

771
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,477
I thought I was supposed to.

772
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,353
That's what you and Steve do.

773
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,355
That's what it said

774
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,355
in Teen Week.

775
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,441
Steph, you're not a teen.

776
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,944
And Steve and I do it

777
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,944
because we want to

778
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,446
not because

779
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,446
we're supposed to.

780
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,782
Well, how do you know

781
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,782
when you want to

782
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,368
and he wants to, and how to

783
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,368
and how long to?

784
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,579
I can't explain it.

785
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,915
When you're ready,

786
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,915
you'll know.

787
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,460
All I know is,

788
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,460
I was not ready tonight.

789
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,963
Steph, that's not

790
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,963
a bad thing.

791
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,632
It was tonight.

792
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,468
You were just trying

793
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,468
go too fast.

794
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,761
It was partly my fault.

795
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,181
I never should have told you

796
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,181
it was a date.

797
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,683
Josh was just a friend

798
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,683
that wanted to hang out.

799
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,102
That's what I thought

800
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,102
in the first place.

801
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,394
[sighing]

802
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,522
You think Josh will ever

803
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,522
talk to me again?

804
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,566
Of course, he will.

805
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,566
You're pretty.

806
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,111
You're smart. You're funny.

807
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,071
Really? You think so?

808
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,406
Sure, I do, and

809
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,406
you're the only one

810
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,535
who can teach him

811
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,535
that knuckleball.

812
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,829
Thanks, Deej.

813
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,829
You're the best.

814
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,625
I can help with this part.

815
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,639
♪ Ahh ahh ahh ahh ♪

816
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,767
[theme music]

817
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,579
♪ Ah ahh ahh ahh ♪

818
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,665
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪