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I'll be right there,
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I forgot my jacket.
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Michelle.
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That's my diary.
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You shouldn't be
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looking at this.
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Don't worry.
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I don't know
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how to read anyways.
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Oh, right.
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Well, just stay out
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of my stuff anyway, okay?
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Okie-dokie.
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Whew! That was close.
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Now, where were we?
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May 7th, D.J. got a zit.
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Oh, right.
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"I tried to make it look
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like a beauty mark
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but nobody was fooled."
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[both laughing]
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milk man the paper boy
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evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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You know,
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this was a great idea
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getting the boys
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together with Cooper.
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Yeah. Well, since Matt
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was coming over to work
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on Jesse's Harley I thought
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it was the perfect time
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for our kids to meet.
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Yeah. They're getting
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along great.
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'Look at them
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with those blocks.'
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They look like little
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construction workers.
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All they need
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is a lunch pail, hard hat
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and little tushie tops sticking
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out of the top of their diapers.
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Alright, I found the problem.
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It's in the exhaust system.
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I also found out where Comet
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hides his sock ball.
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Just don't let it
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happen again.
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Ooh.
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How the kids doing?
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They having fun?
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They're having great fun.
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Oh, good.
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I'm glad.
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You know, it's hard
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finding pals for Coop.
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He's pretty smart
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for a kid his age.
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Yeah, well, you know,
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Nicky and Alex are..
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...pretty smart
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for their age too.
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Watch this.
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Nicky, Alex..
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...what is this?
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Bok.
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That means block.
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You see that? Very good.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Could I use that block, please?
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Cooper talks good.
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Cooper talks well.
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- Talks well.
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Yeah, you-you do.
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You talk...you talk very good.
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Well, I mean..
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Oh, yeah, we've been helping
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Coop get ready for preschool.
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[chuckling]
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Sounds like he's ready
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for law school.
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Coop's been accepted
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to Bouton Hall for next term.
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That's one of the best
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preschools in the Bay area.
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Really?
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I mean, you've
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checked out preschools
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for your boys, haven't you?
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Well, not per se
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I mean we're kind of in the..
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...we're kind of in
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the pre-preschool phase.
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You better get going.
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I mean the most important choice
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a parent can make for his child
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is to pick the right preschool.
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Gee, I always thought
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it was Huggies or Pampers.
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fall behind.
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I mean, you should work
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numbers, motor skills.
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Yeah, see, Bouton Hall believes
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I mean, if you put your kid
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on the fast track now
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he's gonna be on
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the fast track for life.
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Well, that's where we want
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Nicky and Alex
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the fast track,
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the right track. Zoom!
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Becky, we gotta check this
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school out for Nicky and Alex.
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[Nicky and Alex mumbling]
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And the sooner, the better.
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♪ A-B-C-D ♪
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♪ L-M-N-O-P ♪
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♪ Q-R-S.. ♪♪
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Okay. I'm going
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for a bike ride, alright?
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Gotta tone up those muscles
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get the cardiovascular
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system going
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keep the weight down.
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Anybody want anything
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from the Doughnut Dive?
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Major news, major news.
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D.J.!
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You know, Mr. T.,
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spandex is not for everyone.
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Neither is this house.
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Kimmy, did you get
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what I hope you got?
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I did, if it's
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my driver's license.
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[both screaming]
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Let's hit the road.
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We're burning rubber now.
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I thought I smelled
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Kimmy's feet.
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Hey, keep up that attitude, and
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you'll be walking to the mall.
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The mall? Kimmy,
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Kimmy, Kimmy..
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...friend, neighbor, chauffeur.
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Don't you recognize
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a good-natured jest
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when you hear one?
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Hey, if you're thinking
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about sucking up to me
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it might work.
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Can I suck up too?
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Sure, squirt, I could use
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a hood ornament.
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Yay!
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My brother Garth
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is so proud of me
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he's letting me drive
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his car "Wild Thing."
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Are you serious?
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That's awesome.
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Whoa! Hold it. Hold it!
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I have a rule.
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No daughters of mine
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are getting inside
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a vehicle called
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"The Wild Thing."
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Especially if it's
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being driven by that thing.
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Dad, test her. Driving's the one
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thing she's actually good at.
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Hey.
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I mean...besides
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forging excuse notes.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Kimmy, what is the speed
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limit in a residential area?
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Twenty five unless
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otherwise posted.
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How about near
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a railroad track?
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Fifty miles per hour within
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100 feet of the crossing
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when you can't see the tracks
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for 400 feet in both directions.
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- Okay, road test.
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- You're on.
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Amazing. Dad's so calm about
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getting in a car with Kimmy.
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See ya.
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Choo-choo.
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What's that?
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What's that?
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- Choo-choo.
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- That's a choo-choo.
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'Choo-choo.'
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- Hey, Beck.
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- Hi, honey.
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I got this application
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for Bouton Hall.
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Check out these questions.
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Let me see.
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"Please list according
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to the recognizability factor
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the geometric shape most
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familiar to your offspring."
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I don't know
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what the answer is.
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I don't know
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what the question is.
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Let me see this.
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Look at this, verbal skills,
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letter recognition
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hand-eye coordination--
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Daddy.
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Well, I'd say their head-bucket
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coordination is excellent.
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'Yes.'
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- Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Joey.
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Uh, Beck, I finished my wash,
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so I put your load in.
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Oh, thanks.
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The whites or the colors?
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Were they supposed
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to be separate?
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- I'll be right back.
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- Don't even worry.
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I used the hottest
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water possible.
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[gasping]
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Hey, Jess,
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what's going on?
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Ah, I'm just checking out
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this application
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for Bouton Hall.
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Bouton hall,
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that is a great preschool.
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I couldn't get in there
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and I was 14.
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And it looks like Nicky and Alex
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aren't going to get
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in here, either.
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I mean, look at these questions.
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"Evaluate the scope
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of your child's verbal skills."
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Yeah, they have good
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verbal skills.
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I mean, you know,
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they do talk all the time..
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[baby talk]
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It's just not always
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in English.
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Perfect. Put down that
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they're bilingual.
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They're not bilingual.
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Sure they are.
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They speak two languages.
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English and gibberish.
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I'm not going to lie
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on this application.
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You want them to have
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a good education, don't you?
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Of course I do, Joey.
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The most important thing
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in the whole world
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right now is their education.
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I mean, you know,
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if my parents would've put me
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on the right track maybe
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I wouldn't be at night school
305
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right now getting my
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high school diploma.
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Well, then you gotta give
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the boys a little edge.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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You know something?
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You're right.
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- I'm their father.
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- Damn right.
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If I don't lie for 'em,
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who will?
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- That's right.
318
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- Alright, let's see.
319
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,088
Language, bilingual.
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No. Wait, wait, wait..
321
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(both)
322
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Trilingual.
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Hold it, hold it, hold it..
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(both)
325
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Unbelievably-lingual.
326
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Steve, are you my friend?
327
00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,770
Yeah, of course I am.
328
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,649
Watch it, Steve,
329
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she's setting you up.
330
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Do you mind, I'm talking
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to my friend.
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Can you help me with my math?
333
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,657
Well, you know math
334
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,657
is not my best subject
335
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,743
but, hey,
336
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I'll give it a shot.
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Just need to know
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what's five take away one?
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Well, five take away one.
340
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,460
Alright, now, let's say
341
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you have five cookies.
342
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,588
Alright, now,
343
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,588
if you take away one
344
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how many do you have left?
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Four, if I hurry.
346
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That's my..That's my cookie.
347
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Wait.
348
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,346
Michelle, what are you doing?
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Studying.
350
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,561
Hey, how'd the road test go?
351
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,106
Terrible. She's the best driver
352
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,106
I've ever been with.
353
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,775
Even her maps
354
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,775
were folded correctly.
355
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:12,153
What did I tell you, dad?
356
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:12,153
Kimmy was born to drive.
357
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,281
I knew there was a reason.
358
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,619
Alright. I don't know what
359
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,619
to say. You're a natural, Kimmy.
360
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,413
I just, I actually feel secure
361
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,747
with you kids
362
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,747
in the car with her.
363
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,916
Tomorrow, you can all
364
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,916
take a ride
365
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,918
in The Wild Thing.
366
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,253
Great, let's hit the mall.
367
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,379
Let's hit Binge Burger.
368
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,590
Let's hit Vegas.
369
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,842
I feel lucky.
370
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,597
[instrumental music]
371
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,933
Jess! Jess!
372
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,933
You'll never guess what.
373
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,351
Bouton Hall just called.
374
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,978
You must have done
375
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,978
a great job on that application.
376
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,438
They're interested
377
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,438
in Nicky and Alex.
378
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,981
I knew it. We're in.
379
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,274
- Alright!
380
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,274
- No, honey, we're not in yet.
381
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,525
We have to take
382
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,525
the boys down there
383
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,193
this afternoon
384
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,193
for an interview.
385
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,654
They want to meet them and
386
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,654
evaluate their abilities.
387
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701
Evaluate their little
388
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701
abilities, huh?
389
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,997
[chuckling]
390
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,997
Yeah. Isn't this exciting?
391
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,997
I'm gonna go give 'em a bath.
392
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,874
Somehow they look smarter
393
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,874
when they're clean.
394
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,089
Well, look at the time.
395
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,175
I'll bet there's a hockey game
396
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,175
on somewhere in the world.
397
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,177
Get back here.
398
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,346
Joey, what am I gonna do? I lied
399
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,346
through my teeth on that thing.
400
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,806
I-I said they were
401
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,806
two little geniuses.
402
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,852
Oh, boy. You better hope Becky
403
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,852
gets those kids really clean.
404
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,771
We're dead.
405
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,693
[instrumental music]
406
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,864
Alright. Bouton Hall.
407
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,073
[baby talk]
408
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,242
Look at this, guys.
409
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,912
The starting line
410
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,912
of the fast track.
411
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,540
Right, fast track.
412
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,208
Just let me do the talking.
413
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,834
Oh, boy,
414
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,834
I hope they like us.
415
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,503
Oh, honey, they'll like us.
416
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,006
Listen, sweetheart,
417
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,006
if you happen to hear some..
418
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217
...I don't know, some strange
419
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217
things during this interview
420
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,468
just, uh, just kinda go with it.
421
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,137
Your hair looks good
422
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,137
like that, by the way.
423
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,805
What strange things?
424
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,226
Well, uh, see, on the
425
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,226
application, I may have, uh..
426
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,352
What's the word I'm lookin'..
427
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,812
I may have embellished
428
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,812
a little bit.
429
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,856
Embellished? How much?
430
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,693
A little, tad, lil'
431
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,693
minuscule amounts, really.
432
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,236
Just a tad.
433
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,781
Oh, Ambassador
434
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,781
and Mrs. Katsopolis.
435
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,076
I'm Mrs. Jacobs.
436
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,076
Why don't you just sit down.
437
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,205
Make yourselves at home and
438
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,205
I'll be back with you shortly.
439
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,253
Ambassador?
440
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,799
Let's observe them through
441
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,799
the two-way mirror for a while
442
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,219
to see how they relate
443
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,219
to the children.
444
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,845
Any other surprises?
445
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,723
Honey, I know you're upset
446
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,723
but this is very important.
447
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,973
You know, the fast track.
448
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,475
Zoom! Zoom, zoom, zoom!
449
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,810
Yeah, right, okay,
450
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,810
zoom, zoom, zoom.
451
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,020
Right.
452
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,480
Come on, guys, come here.
453
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,065
- Hey, I gotta talk to you guys.
454
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,065
- Go to your daddy.
455
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,025
Now, let me explain
456
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,025
something to you.
457
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,737
First impression
458
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,737
is very critical.
459
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,239
Now, I've found over the years
460
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,239
that the natural part
461
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283
kind of expresses
462
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283
a carefree attitude
463
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,951
that can only work
464
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,951
in your favor.
465
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,370
So, let's find that natural
466
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,370
part, shall we, fellas?
467
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,039
Let's find the middle. Ready?
468
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,039
Let's find the natural part.
469
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,751
Shake it out, boys.
470
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,751
Shake it out.
471
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,463
That's good.
472
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,463
Alright.
473
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,881
Honey, I have something
474
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,881
in my teeth.
475
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,635
Here. Slide down to mommy.
476
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,136
Here you go.
477
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,725
Yeah, honey, I have..
478
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,725
I have some kind of a..
479
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,143
...something
480
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,143
in my molar here.
481
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,686
It's a hunk, it's a of walnut.
482
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,605
I have a walnut.
483
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,398
[clicking tongue]
484
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,699
You have any floss, Beck?
485
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,369
Hi. Thanks for being so patient.
486
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,164
That's okay. We were getting the
487
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,164
boys ready for the interview.
488
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,668
- I know. I saw you.
489
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,668
- You saw us?
490
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,169
Oh, yes.
491
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,169
That's a two-way mirror.
492
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,754
We always observe the parents
493
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,506
and children for a few moments.
494
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,091
Floss?
495
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135
No, no. No, I was just joking.
496
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135
I knew you were watching.
497
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,679
I was, I was just joking.
498
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,681
I find that a sense of humor
499
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,681
is very important
500
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,558
in the diplomatic corps.
501
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,602
- Perhaps we should begin.
502
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,602
- Good. Listen, my chil--
503
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,147
Our philosophy is if children
504
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:16,147
are placed on the right track
505
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,359
at an early age, they'll be on
506
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,359
the fast track through life.
507
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,986
Right. Well, that's what
508
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,986
we believe. Zoom! You know..
509
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,199
We've, uh, we've developed
510
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,199
this motto around the house
511
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,908
"fast track, right track
512
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,828
two, two,
513
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,828
two tracks in one."
514
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,621
- Catchy.
515
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,621
- Yeah, I made it up myself.
516
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,748
If your children
517
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,748
are accepted here
518
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,751
you'll be expected to work with
519
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,751
them at home rather intensively
520
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,547
so they may reap the optimum
521
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,547
benefits from our curriculum.
522
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,550
Oh, yeah, well,
523
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,550
our kids love to reap.
524
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,051
Couple of little reapers.
525
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,969
Well, listen, we've really
526
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,969
enjoyed the interview.
527
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,639
Thanks a lot and give us a call
528
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,639
when school starts. Come on.
529
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,349
Well, the interview
530
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,349
hasn't begun.
531
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,809
They need to meet
532
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,809
with the principal
533
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,853
have an intelligence test.
534
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,354
By the way, Mrs. Katsopolis
535
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,773
what language would the children
536
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,773
be most comfortable
537
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,234
taking the test in?
538
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,194
Uh...uh..
539
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,071
Well, you know I like to refer
540
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:10,493
all the language questions
541
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:10,493
to my husband the diplomat.
542
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,787
Language. Language.
543
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,873
Well, I feel that
544
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,873
probably English.
545
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,834
English would be easiest
546
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,834
on your people.
547
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,962
Look, Mrs. Jacobs,
548
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,962
we have to be honest.
549
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,841
Well, I have
550
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,841
to be honest.
551
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:28,261
We may have..
552
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:28,261
Well, he may have
553
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,432
embellished...lied a bit
554
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,432
on our application.
555
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,810
Honest. She's been on this
556
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,810
honesty kick all week.
557
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,688
Well, we had a feeling
558
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,688
you might have embellished.
559
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:43,150
Not many two-year-olds
560
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:43,150
are proficient on the bassoon.
561
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,570
The bassoon?
562
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,865
Well, they're too short
563
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,865
for the cello.
564
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,618
It only shows you want
565
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,618
what's best for your boys.
566
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,869
So, come along, children.
567
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,580
We're gonna have
568
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,580
a wonderful time.
569
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,166
Mrs. Katsopolis.
570
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:59,166
Ambassador.
571
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,089
(Kimmy)
572
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,089
Oh, I love this song. Come on,
573
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,089
let's sing "Wild Thing."
574
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,050
- Yeah, right!
575
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,050
- This is fun.
576
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,135
Hey.
577
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,638
♪ Wild thing ♪
578
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,642
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
579
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,562
♪ You make everything ♪
580
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,649
♪ Groovy ♪
581
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,193
♪ Wild thing.. ♪
582
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,071
If this is fun,
583
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,071
we're having it.
584
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:33,159
Hey, look.
585
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:33,159
The guys from the chess team.
586
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,829
- Let's rag on them.
587
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,829
- Oh, very mature, Kimmy.
588
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,789
What's the fun of driving
589
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,789
if you can't make fun
590
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,458
of nerds on foot?
591
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:45,630
You're right. What are they
592
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:45,630
gonna do, throw a pawn at us?
593
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,047
Hey, let's play ring
594
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,047
around the Chevy.
595
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,301
Alright! What is it?
596
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,136
Well, we get out,
597
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,136
run around the car
598
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,432
and goof on them because we
599
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:56,432
have wheels and they don't.
600
00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,728
The guy with tape
601
00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,728
on his glasses is mine.
602
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:05,024
♪ Wild thing
603
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:05,024
I think I love you.. ♪
604
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,777
Hold my hand, Michelle.
605
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,696
Hey, chess boys!
606
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,616
Phew, we just need
607
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,616
a little exercise.
608
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,869
We've been sitting
609
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,869
in our car for so long.
610
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,578
Yeah.
611
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:22,041
But you wouldn't know the
612
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:22,041
feeling because you're walking.
613
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,587
Gibbler, my door is locked.
614
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,631
Mine too.
615
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,341
Mine three.
616
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,468
[all laughing]
617
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,972
I must have hit
618
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,972
the power door lock.
619
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,390
We're locked out.
620
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,516
[sighing]
621
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,727
Well, maybe
622
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,727
we can break a window.
623
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,395
We need something hard.
624
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,313
How about Gibbler's head?
625
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,148
We can't break
626
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,148
a window on Wild Thing.
627
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,109
My brother would kill me.
628
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,406
What are we going to do now?
629
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,409
We can get a pizza.
630
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,412
Good idea, Michelle. And how
631
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,412
would you like to get it?
632
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,873
Oh, yeah.
633
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,291
We can have it delivered.
634
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,091
(Michelle)
635
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,091
'Hey, that guy
636
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,091
looks like dad.'
637
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,176
That guy is dad.
638
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,304
Dad. Hi.
639
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,304
Beautiful day.
640
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,514
What brings you out here?
641
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,851
My bike. Why aren't
642
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,851
you in the car?
643
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,686
Well, we were getting cramped
644
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,023
so we thought that we would get
645
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,023
out and stretch our legs.
646
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,316
[grunting]
647
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,739
Well, now that you're
648
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,739
all nice and limber
649
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,991
when are you
650
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,991
gonna get back in?
651
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,326
When we unlock our doors.
652
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,328
What? You're locked out?
653
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,664
We played ring around the Chevy.
654
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,542
The Chevy won.
655
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,002
Girls,
656
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,002
this is very dangerous.
657
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,504
Dad, you're right.
658
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,504
I'm sorry.
659
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,216
- Me too.
660
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,216
- Me three.
661
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,719
Well, apparently,
662
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,719
they're all very sorry.
663
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,930
Can I borrow your bike?
664
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,514
Kimmy, you may have passed
665
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,514
your driver's test
666
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,476
but you have the judgment
667
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,476
of a lima bean.
668
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,811
I'm really disappointed
669
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,811
in all of you.
670
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,520
A car is not a toy.
671
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,398
That's something you can think
672
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,398
about on your walk home.
673
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,733
It's two miles.
674
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,152
Well, then you'll have
675
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,152
plenty of time to think.
676
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,946
I'm gonna go see if those people
677
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,946
will let me use their phone.
678
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,906
I'm gonna call Kimmy's brother.
679
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,450
He may wanna pick up his car..
680
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,577
...though I can't imagine why.
681
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,793
That's great.
682
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,129
I can't believe you locked
683
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,129
the keys in the car.
684
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,672
Now we have to
685
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,672
walk two miles.
686
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,590
[indistinct chattering]
687
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,469
[instrumental music]
688
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,220
Alright, okay,
689
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,220
let's try another one.
690
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,722
Come on, guys.
691
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,722
Now concentrate here please.
692
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,765
Now, watch what I'm doing here.
693
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,725
What is this letter? Come on.
694
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,977
[baby talk]
695
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,645
No "da-da-da."
696
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,645
What is that "da-da-da?"
697
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,857
No, no, it's the first letter
698
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,857
in "frustration."
699
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,067
What is it? Come on.
700
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652
- Jess, come on.
701
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652
- Alright, guys, try this.
702
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,237
Jess, look, we've been pushing
703
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,237
the boys all week.
704
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,991
We don't even know if they've
705
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,991
been accepted to Bouton Hall.
706
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,868
It doesn't matter,
707
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,868
if they don't get in Bouton Hall
708
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,577
then we gotta get them
709
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,577
in someplace else, okay?
710
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,288
Guys, shapes.
711
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,288
Time for shapes.
712
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,623
There you go.
713
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,209
Jess, we're not letting them
714
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,209
be kids anymore.
715
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,545
- They're not having any fun.
716
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,545
- Honey, look, they're kids.
717
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,131
They're short, they wear
718
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,131
diapers, they can't vote.
719
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,757
Alright, guys,
720
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,757
come on, let's go.
721
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,259
No, no, no.
722
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,095
Look, son, son, son, please.
723
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,390
Look, the square block goes
724
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,390
into the square hole.
725
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,392
Like that. See?
726
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,392
There you go, pal.
727
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,770
- Try it.
728
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,770
- No, no, no, no.
729
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,814
No, no, no.
730
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,814
Try it.
731
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,191
Jess, just you know what?
732
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,026
We should just back off, okay?
733
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,903
We're getting frustrated,
734
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,903
and so are they.
735
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,362
Sweetheart this is
736
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,362
very important.
737
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,822
I mean, I wish my parents
738
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,822
would have spent
739
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:43,534
some quality time
740
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:43,534
like this with me, okay?
741
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,327
Son, no. Son..
742
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,327
Give me that. Give me..
743
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,247
Look, look, see?
744
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,247
This has five sides, okay?
745
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,415
It's called the..
746
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,959
...a five side-agon.
747
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,586
Alright, now, here you go.
748
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,963
Now, come on, please, son,
749
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,963
concentrate for daddy, okay?
750
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,007
Try, now come on,
751
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,007
please concentrate.
752
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,718
Where does
753
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,718
the five side-agon go?
754
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,642
Uh-oh,
755
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,642
daddy got a boo-boo.
756
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,403
- Oh, very sweet.
757
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,403
- Thank you.
758
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,947
You know what, honey?
759
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,282
I think that the boys
760
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,282
are trying to tell us something.
761
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:24,617
Yeah, we need softer blocks.
762
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,660
- Jess.
763
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,660
- I know.
764
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,330
They hate it,
765
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,330
and I'm pushing them too hard.
766
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,791
It's just that I-I
767
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,791
just want the best
768
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,209
for my little boys,
769
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,209
that's all.
770
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,961
Sweetheart, I know you
771
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,961
want what's best
772
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,087
for them but you know what?
773
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,131
Maybe the fast track
774
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,131
isn't it.
775
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,966
I mean, Nicky and Alex
776
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,966
are normal, healthy kids.
777
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,217
And whatever track
778
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,217
they're on
779
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,178
they seem
780
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,178
to be doing okay.
781
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,308
Maybe I did push this preschool
782
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,308
thing a little bit.
783
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,270
Maybe-maybe Bouton Hall
784
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,270
isn't right for our kids.
785
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,147
You know what, when they're
786
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,147
ready to go to preschool
787
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,648
we'll find the right one
788
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,818
and we'll do everything we can
789
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,818
to encourage them.
790
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,196
Alright.
791
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,196
Come here, you.
792
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,991
Come here, you.
793
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,492
It's just that I
794
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,492
love them so much
795
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:10,163
and I just want them
796
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:10,163
to be happy, that's all.
797
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,958
Well, they look
798
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,958
pretty happy to me.
799
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,918
[laughing]
800
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,088
You got a letter.
801
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,506
I thought you'd want to know.
802
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,800
Oh, let me see, sweetheart.
803
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,218
Hey, Jess,
804
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,218
it's from Bouton Hall.
805
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,929
Did Nicky and Alex get in?
806
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,388
Does it matter, honey?
807
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,807
Not in the least.
808
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,684
Alright, then.
809
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:35,271
Alright,
810
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:35,271
who wants some ice cream?
811
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:37,564
You don't have to ask me twice.
812
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,776
Ice cream.
813
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,776
Here we come. Ice cream.
814
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,037
They made it.
815
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,037
They got in.
816
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,040
Does this change anything?
817
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,126
Not a thing.
818
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,550
[instrumental music]
819
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,889
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
820
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:13,017
[theme music]
821
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,702
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
822
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,664
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪