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Okay, Comet.
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Let's try it one more time.
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Roll over.
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Okay. Boys, show
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him how it's done.
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[boys laughing]
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See how easy it is?
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Now, you guys get a cookie.
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- Thank you, Michelle.
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- Thank you, Michelle.
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Okay. Now you get a cookie.
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[boys laughing]
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I'm going to need
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some more cookies.
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[theme music]
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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah-h-h ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Ah-h-h ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Uncle Jesse, are you
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going to eat that sausage?
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No, no, I was just gonna
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cool it off for you. Phoo!
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- Here you go.
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- Thanks.
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- Dad.
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- Steph!
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Why aren't you ready for school?
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Dad, I have
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a serious problem.
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Do I go
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post-preppie chic
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or neo-retro grunge?
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Oh, man, when I was
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starting junior high
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it was my brother's shirts
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and my father's pants.
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You know, it may be
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time to give them back.
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Steph, you have
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nothing to worry about.
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You'll look cool no
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matter what you wear.
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I don't feel cool.
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It's been two weeks.
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And I don't know anyone,
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and nobody knows me.
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My homeroom teacher
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still calls me
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"girl in the back
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who grinds her teeth."
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Honey, it's just gonna
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take a little time.
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- You'll make new friends.
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- I hate redistricting.
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Why'd I get stuck
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at Di Maggio?
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Jennifer B.
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went to Van Atta
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Jennifer C.
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went to Marshall
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and Jennifer S.
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went to Central.
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Maybe you'll meet
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a new Jennifer.
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You guys don't get it.
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Junior high is all cliques.
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The brains hang out
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with the brains
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the jocks
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with the jocks.
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two hall monitors
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and Lester Hurbeck
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a six-year-old genius
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who plays the harp.
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Stephanie, you
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are a great kid.
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You got to try
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and relax a little.
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Don't push so hard.
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Right, Jess?
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Yeah, just be cool.
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And most importantly
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don't let 'em
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smell your fear.
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- Yeah. Wear a lot of perfume.
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Thanks. Great advice.
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I'll send you a postcard
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from Dorkville.
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What are you doing?
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You know, these things should
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really come with instructions.
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Yeah, it is pretty complicated.
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Pretty complicated.
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Good one. Ha ha ha.
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Well, bye.
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- You're in sixth grade, right?
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What tipped you off?
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Can you smell my fear?
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No. Your books
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are covered.
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Oh. You're in
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seventh grade, right?
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- Yeah. My name's Mickey.
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- I'm Stephanie.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I tried.
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It's broken.
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[dryer whirring]
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Wow! That was cool!
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And the rush hour renegades
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will be right back
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with a new segment
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where kids call in
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and tell us about
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their problems.
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Right, right after
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this message from
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zits-no-more-my-teenie.
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- Oh, the kids are here.
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- Oh, hey, come on in you guys.
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- Hi. Thanks for coming down.
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- Hey, guys.
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Yeah, thanks
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for helping us out
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with this new
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teen-talk segment.
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Uh, Joseph, buddy, pal.
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I thought we agreed the name's
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gonna be "Yackin' With Youth."
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I mean, a youth calls up,
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we yack with them
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hence the name,
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"Yackin' With Youth."
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Jess, that's not fair.
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You get to name everything.
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Our old ad agency,
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our radio show.
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Nicky and Alex.
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I'm their father.
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I could have been consulted.
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You know, I can't believe I'm
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gonna finally be on the radio.
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I-Is my voice too high?
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'Cause I can do like, like
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a Darth Vader thing. Ready?
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Ahem. Uh, uh..
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Luke, I am your father.
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Steve, I think your
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regular voice is much sexier.
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[squeaks]
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Really?
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Ahem. Uh, really?
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Alright, guys.
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We're on in three.
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Here we go in
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three, two, one.
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[radio jingle]
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'Rush hour renegades'
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'comin' atcha.'
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And we are back with
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D.J., Kimmy, and Steve
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three living,
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breathing teenagers
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here to help us help
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you solve your problems
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on a new segment
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called "Teen Talk."
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Now, he-he likes
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to call it "Teen Talk"
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but the actual name of the, uh,
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show is "Yackin' With Youth."
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Well, then how do you explain
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a theme song that goes..
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♪ Teen Talk talkin' with teens
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Teen, Teen Talk-- ♪♪
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On a show called..
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♪ Yackin' With Youth
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Yackin' With Youth ♪
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♪ Yackin', yackin',
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Yackin' With Youth.. ♪♪
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Alright, let's take
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our next call here.
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Uh, it's from Randy.
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Randy is, uh, 14.
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And he has a problem with
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homework. Go ahead, Randy.
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(Randy on phone)
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'Uh, yeah, I've been
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paying a buddy of mine'
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'to do my homework
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since first grade'
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'and now he's moving away.
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What should I do?'
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Well, Randy, that's, uh,
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just the type of problem
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we're here to solve on..
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♪ Teen Talk ♪
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♪ Yackin', yackin'.. ♪♪
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Alright, D.J., why
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don't you handle, uh
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why don't you handle Randy's
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little problem while I
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step outside and have
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a little chat with my partner?
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- Partner?
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- Ow, ow, ow!
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- We should call it "Teen Talk."
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- Yackin'.
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"Yackin' With Youth"
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is the dumbest title
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'I've ever heard.'
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"Teen Talk."
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"Teen Talk" is much better..
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Uh...Randy, are you still there?
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(Randy on phone)
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'Yeah.'
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Well, I think your best bet
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is to try and do
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your own homework.
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I let this friend of mine
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copy my homework for years
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and she became
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intellectually deficient.
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What does that mean?
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(Randy on phone)
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'I'm gonna call Howard Stern
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and see what he says.'
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Hey, this is the radio.
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Shouldn't we say somethin'?
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Um, yeah, ahem, uh..
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[imitating Darth Vader]
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Luke, I am your father.
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[imitates Darth Vader breathing]
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I'm hungry.
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I hope you have
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something better
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than that healthy
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junk you had yesterday.
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Hey, Michelle.
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How's it going with Aaron?
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How do I look
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like it's going?
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Aw, honey.
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It won't be much longer.
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I just, I promised his mom,
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I'd, you know, I'd help her out
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until his regular
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babysitter stops twitching.
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This fridge is a joke!
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No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos,
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no Nutty Buddies.
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It's bone dry!
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I have raisins.
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I'm allergic to raisins.
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My lips blow up and I can't
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talk when I eat raisins.
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Raisins it is, then.
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He's so cute, and his
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locker's right next to mine.
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I can smell his gym socks.
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[Mickey laughs]
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, dad. This is a friend
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of mine, Mickey from school.
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A new friend! Well,
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what did I tell you?
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It's nice to meet you.
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This is a great occasion.
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I just want you to know,
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any friend of Stephanie's
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00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,133
is a friend of mine and the--
307
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,843
Okay, dad. Ha ha.
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00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,513
Well, I can see
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my time is up.
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Mickey, can I
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00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,264
get you anything?
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00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,683
How about a note to get
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me out of gym tomorrow?
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00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,938
I'm kidding!
315
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,938
I write my own notes.
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00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,107
[laughing]
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00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,402
Really?
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00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,028
Hey, dad, Mickey's
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00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,028
in seventh grade.
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00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,571
She showed me how
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00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,571
to get free doughnuts
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00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,948
from the teacher's lounge.
323
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,159
Really?
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00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,537
You guys wanna play
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00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,537
a game with us upstairs?
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00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,207
Michelle, we're in junior
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00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,207
high. Give me a break.
328
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,834
Yesterday, nobody
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00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,834
would even talk to her.
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00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,462
[chuckles nervously]
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00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,132
So, dad, can Mickey
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00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,132
stay for dinner?
333
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,592
Well, sure.
334
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,094
Oh, thanks,
335
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,094
but it's my turn
336
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,179
to make dinner
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00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,179
for me and Janet.
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00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,474
- Your sister?
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00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,474
- My mother. See ya.
340
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,726
- Bye, Mickey.
341
00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,726
- Bye-bye.
342
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,148
So, uh...she calls
343
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,148
her mother Janet?
344
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,276
Yeah, isn't she cool, Danny?
345
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:13,113
Dad.
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00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,823
I don't know, uh,
347
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,823
it seems to me that
348
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,326
Mickey has a little
349
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,326
bit of an edge, you know.
350
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,413
An edge? Dad, you make her
351
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,413
sound like she's a criminal.
352
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,872
What? No. I didn't say that.
353
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,292
But that's what you're
354
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,292
thinking, aren't you?
355
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,335
Great, I finally find
356
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,335
a friend, and you hate her.
357
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,836
- I don't hate her.
358
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,836
- Well, you don't like her.
359
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,255
- I don't even know her.
360
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,255
- But you think you do.
361
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,756
And you're wrong,
362
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,756
whatever you think
363
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,050
about her, you're wrong.
364
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,137
[instrumental music]
365
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,562
- Do you like this shade?
366
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,562
- Sure, I use it all the time.
367
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,315
[chuckles]
368
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,315
It's for your lips.
369
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,567
Oh, I know, I was just
370
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,567
seeing if it was sharp.
371
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,777
[laughing]
372
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,905
So I said, that is the worst
373
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,824
fake ID I ever saw.
374
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,828
Uh, I'd better
375
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,828
get going.
376
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,789
Oh, hang out. Hey,
377
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,789
guys, this is Stephanie.
378
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,666
'This is Kelly, Gia, and Lisa.'
379
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,709
- The guys.
380
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,709
- That's funny.
381
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,212
You don't look like
382
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,212
guys to me. Ha ha ha.
383
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,341
[Stephanie laughing]
384
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,596
You guys check out the bod
385
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,596
on that new math teacher
386
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,598
Mr. Lucas? What a babe.
387
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,476
It was the first time I've
388
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,476
ever stayed awake in algebra.
389
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,865
- Uh...I'd better not.
390
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,865
- How come?
391
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:42,118
I-I'm trying to quit.
392
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,371
You should have seen
393
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,371
my last chest x-ray.
394
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,042
Sixth graders are
395
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,042
terminally pathetic.
396
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,835
[bell ringing]
397
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,837
Uh-oh. There's the bell.
398
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,837
We'd better get going.
399
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,589
- 'Uh-oh!'
400
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,589
- The bell!
401
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,257
(all)
402
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,257
Uh-oh!
403
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,135
Hey, give her a break.
404
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,135
She's a good kid.
405
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,637
Oh, yeah?
406
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,889
Then why don't you go
407
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,889
be a good kid with her?
408
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,103
Give me a light.
409
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,273
(Kelly)
410
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,273
'Where'd you find that dweeb?'
411
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,568
[all laughing]
412
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,696
[instrumental music]
413
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,119
[instrumental music]
414
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,248
Hi, Steph.
415
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,248
Want to play cards?
416
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,044
My life has come down to this.
417
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,048
- Where's your new friend?
418
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,048
- I don't know, Michelle.
419
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259
I know where my friends are.
420
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,262
Denise is at home.
421
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,262
Derek's at dance class.
422
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,597
Russell's at Hebrew school.
423
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,807
O-okay, Michelle. Just deal.
424
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,184
Okay.
425
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:51,271
Hold your breath
426
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:51,271
and pick three cards.
427
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,814
- What?
428
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,814
- You breathed.
429
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,234
Now you have to sing
430
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,234
happy birthday to the king.
431
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,321
Michelle, what are
432
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,321
you talking about?
433
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,323
This isn't even
434
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,323
a real card game.
435
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,242
You're making it up
436
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,242
as you go along.
437
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,953
So what? That's how we play.
438
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,374
Fine. I capture
439
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,374
your queen.
440
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,918
Hey! You can't do that.
441
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,754
That's cheating.
442
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,424
How could I cheat?
443
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,424
There are no rules.
444
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,008
Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!
445
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,969
This game is stupid,
446
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,969
stupid, stupid.
447
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,638
Hey! Hey! Hey!
448
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,306
Hey! Hey! Stop it!
449
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,558
Whoa! Whoa! Who-o-oa!
450
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,894
Guys, the airport just called
451
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,812
and complained about the noise.
452
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,441
Dad, Michelle invented this
453
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,441
stupid game with no rules--
454
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,985
Honey, if it's a stupid game
455
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,985
then why are you playing it?
456
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,237
- And where's your new friend?
457
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,237
- I don't know.
458
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,948
Why does everyone have
459
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,948
to pry into my personal life?
460
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,119
Hey, I'm a dad. Prying is
461
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,119
part of my job description.
462
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,789
Forget it. I'm through
463
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,789
playing with six-year-olds.
464
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,168
Hey, Nicky, you
465
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,168
done with the blue?
466
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,547
Well, huh, stay
467
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,547
inside the lines.
468
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,430
Well, you stayed
469
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,430
inside the page.
470
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,937
Hey, guys...
471
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,937
what do you think?
472
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,486
- Pretty cool, huh?
473
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,486
- Bad, Stephie.
474
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,866
It's yucky.
475
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,369
Pre-schoolers are
476
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,369
terminally pathetic.
477
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,373
Hi.
478
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,877
Steph, thanks for
479
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,877
watching the boys.
480
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,713
It's so much easier going
481
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,713
down the cookie aisle
482
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,131
without four extra arms
483
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,131
shooting out of the cart.
484
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,467
Sure, I could
485
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,467
watch 'em every day.
486
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,593
Well, wouldn't
487
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,593
you rather be with
488
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,845
your new friend from school?
489
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,763
Please, Aunt Becky,
490
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,763
could you just
491
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,474
not talk about
492
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,474
friends or school?
493
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,727
Oh, Steph.
494
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,727
I remember junior high.
495
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,395
It can be pretty tough.
496
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,104
It was tough
497
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,104
for you too?
498
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,232
Oh, sure.
499
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,941
I remember coming home crying
500
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,653
when I came in second
501
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,653
for winter princess.
502
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,448
You actually
503
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,448
cried over that?
504
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,409
Well, yeah.
505
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,244
Had to ride on
506
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,244
the little float
507
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,872
with only one
508
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,872
snowflake attendant..
509
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,292
Not a great example.
510
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,588
But if there's something
511
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,588
you want to talk about
512
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,464
maybe I can help.
513
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:27,719
Well...I
514
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:27,719
don't think so.
515
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,055
Well, if you ever do
516
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,055
think so, I'm here for you.
517
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,641
- Thanks, Aunt Becky.
518
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,641
- You're welcome.
519
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,061
- Thank you, mama.
520
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,061
- Thank you, mama.
521
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,396
You're welcome too.
522
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,775
[gasps]
523
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,775
You little cookie monsters.
524
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,027
'What did you do? What's that?'
525
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,907
Thank you very much
526
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,907
for the cookie.
527
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,327
Alright, we'll be right back
528
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,327
with "Yackin' With Youth."
529
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,454
- "Teen Talk."
530
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,454
- Ah!
531
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,331
Beat you. We were off the air.
532
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,083
You guys are acting
533
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,083
like a couple of babies.
534
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,585
You know what?
535
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,585
D.J.'s right.
536
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,128
Does it really matter
537
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,128
what we call the show?
538
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,296
- Of course not.
539
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,296
- Good.
540
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,338
Then "Yackin'
541
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,338
With Youth" it is.
542
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,506
- "Teen Talk."
543
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,506
- Yack.
544
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,550
- Talk. Talk!
545
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,550
- Yack. Yack!
546
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,802
You guys, cut it out.
547
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,470
There's a very simple
548
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,470
way to settle this.
549
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,055
Yeah. Do what we do
550
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,055
at the Gibbler house.
551
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,975
Let's see, we'll need
552
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,975
some masks, tights
553
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,978
and a steel death cage.
554
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,814
I-interesting plan,
555
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,814
Kimmy, but I was thinking
556
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,816
of an even
557
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,816
simpler solution.
558
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,024
We're all part
559
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,024
of the show
560
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,192
so why don't we just
561
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,192
take a vote on it?
562
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,611
Good idea.
563
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,611
Very good, Steve.
564
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,946
- And nice hair, by the way.
565
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,946
- Thank you.
566
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,949
Alright, all
567
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,949
in favor of, uh
568
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,660
"Yackin' With Youth"
569
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,660
raise your hand.
570
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,912
Thank you, Kimberly, I've
571
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,912
always liked you since day one.
572
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,915
Okay, all in
573
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,915
favor of the subtle
574
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,208
yet witty "Teen Talk"
575
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,208
put 'em up.
576
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,169
Thank you, Steven.
577
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,964
So, it's 2-2, makes it a tie.
578
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,964
It's up to you, D.J.
579
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,758
Well, to tell
580
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,758
you the truth
581
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,969
I think both titles
582
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,969
are kind of lame.
583
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,555
- Lame?
584
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,555
- Even mine?
585
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,434
Uh, Bert, Ernie, your
586
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,434
switchboard is lighting up.
587
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,854
Oh, alright, alright.
588
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,854
Hey, we're back.
589
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,355
I guess you
590
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,355
already knew that.
591
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,774
Uh, our next caller
592
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,774
is a girl named Olga.
593
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,234
She's a junior high
594
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,234
school student.
595
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,903
Olga, go ahead.
596
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,322
(Olga on phone)
597
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,322
'Uh, I-I am junior high student'
598
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,700
'uh, new to America.'
599
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,827
M-my problem is
600
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,496
a-a group of new friends
601
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,458
uh, wants for me to, uh, smoke
602
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,585
what you call, uh, cigarettes.
603
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,797
Well, Olga, did you do it?
604
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,049
(Stephanie on phone)
605
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,049
'A-a-almost, but no.'
606
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,634
Well, Olga, in-in our country
607
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,679
"almost, but no"
608
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,679
is, uh, thumbs upski.
609
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,350
Thumbs upski for you
610
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:39,350
maybe, Mr. Radioman
611
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,478
but I want for
612
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,478
this girl to like me.
613
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,438
Well, I think that
614
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,523
if you have to smoke
615
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,566
in order to be her friend
616
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,026
she's not a real friend.
617
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,318
That's right,
618
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,318
a true friend
619
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,528
likes you
620
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,528
for who you are
621
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,739
and how much
622
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,739
money you have.
623
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,535
Uh, um, you know, from-from
624
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,535
a guy's point of view, Olga
625
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,955
kissing a girl who smokes
626
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,955
is like kissing an ashtray.
627
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,042
What ashtray have you
628
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,042
been kissing lately?
629
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,960
Uh, well, actually,
630
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,960
my Aunt Ethel.
631
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,879
You know, I-I love her and all,
632
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,879
but she smokes so much
633
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,797
her dalmatian
634
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,797
is all black.
635
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,092
You know, Olga, you
636
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,092
sound like you have
637
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,219
a really nice voice.
638
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,219
You don't want to smoke.
639
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,554
You'll sound like Yosemite Sam
640
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,556
with a cactus
641
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,556
caught in your throat.
642
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,059
[imitating Yosemite Sam]
643
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,059
Ooh, I hate that ra-ra..
644
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,852
[coughing]
645
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,852
...ra..
646
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,107
Olga, what cartoon-breath
647
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,107
is trying to say over here
648
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,110
is that, uh, smoking is
649
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,110
not cool, and that's that.
650
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,153
You know, so, listen,
651
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,153
stick to your guns
652
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198
and, most importantly,
653
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198
enjoy our country.
654
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,159
Next up,
655
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,159
The Beach Boys.
656
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,622
See, guys, now does it really
657
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,622
matter what you call the show?
658
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,999
The important thing is that
659
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,999
we helped someone out today.
660
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,584
Yeah, you know,
661
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,584
D.J.'s right.
662
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,087
It was stupid getting into
663
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,087
this whole competitive thing.
664
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,631
Ah, it was just
665
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,631
a thing we did..
666
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,173
Sorry, pal.
667
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,173
Sorry, you guys.
668
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,051
You-you had to
669
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,051
put up with a lot.
670
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,262
You know what? After the show,
671
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,262
I'm gonna buy you guys a pizza.
672
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,224
You know what? After pizza,
673
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,224
I'm gonna take you all bowling.
674
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,184
Well, after bowling,
675
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,184
then ice cream's on me.
676
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,813
Ice cream, everyone.
677
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,813
All the toppings you want.
678
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,273
Well, then after that we're
679
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,273
going shopping. Who needs socks?
680
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,776
Socks? They don't need
681
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,776
socks. I've got money.
682
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,611
- I got cash.
683
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,611
- I got Krugerrands.
684
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,737
I've got, I've got..
685
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,450
[knocking on door]
686
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,703
Hey, Steph. How's it going?
687
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,746
[imitating Olga]
688
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,746
Is good.
689
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,248
I mean, uh, fine.
690
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,920
[imitating Olga]
691
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,920
Olga. So it was you
692
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,920
on the radio, huh?
693
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,341
- You heard me?
694
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,341
- Yeah.
695
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,550
Steph, I'm glad I did.
696
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,593
I knew something
697
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,593
was bugging you
698
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178
but I didn't
699
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,178
know what it was.
700
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,805
Dad, I didn't want to tell you
701
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,056
about this whole cigarette thing
702
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,432
'cause I was afraid
703
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,267
you'd be mad at me.
704
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,145
Mad at you?
705
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,647
Steph, I am proud of you.
706
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,232
I know how hard it is
707
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,232
to go against the crowd.
708
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,526
Dad..
709
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,364
...did kids ever try
710
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,364
to get you to smoke?
711
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,533
Well, yeah.
712
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,535
But actually, you know,
713
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,535
it never appealed to me.
714
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,537
I always figured, if I wanted
715
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,537
to fill my lungs with smoke
716
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,081
I'd just stick my head in
717
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,081
a barbecue pit, you know.
718
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,503
But what am I gonna
719
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,503
do about Mickey?
720
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,672
I think I still
721
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,672
want to be her friend.
722
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,550
Well, you know
723
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,094
you got to trust
724
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,094
your instincts, honey.
725
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,513
If you like Mickey a-and you
726
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,513
think she's a good person
727
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,598
then you should be her friend.
728
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,850
But if you don't
729
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,850
want to be her friend
730
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,601
that's okay too, you know.
731
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,355
But why does she have to smoke?
732
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,108
Well, you know, it's
733
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,108
possible she's feeling
734
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,152
the same pressure
735
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,152
that you are.
736
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,571
She's just not strong
737
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,571
enough to stand up to it.
738
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,949
Maybe. But what do I do
739
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,949
if I see her tomorrow?
740
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,243
Do I tell her how I feel?
741
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,621
Should I wait for
742
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:47,621
her to talk to me?
743
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,583
Maybe I'll just stay home
744
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,583
and finish junior high by mail.
745
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,588
Oh, Steph.
746
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,588
You know what?
747
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,507
You just hang in there.
748
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,927
'Cause believe it or not,
749
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,927
it gets easier.
750
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,516
[girls laughing]
751
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,854
[clears throat]
752
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:21,072
So, they're letting
753
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:21,072
you go to the bathroom
754
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:24,075
all by yourself now?
755
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,451
Yeah.
756
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,745
When are you
757
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,745
gonna start?
758
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,706
Ooh!
759
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,209
Little Miss Bigmouth
760
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,209
got me good.
761
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,544
You want a smoke?
762
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,672
[scoffs]
763
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,672
Oh, that's right.
764
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,672
You quit.
765
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,091
[girls laughing]
766
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,718
Yeah. I guess I'm just
767
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,718
a big fan of breathing.
768
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,512
[Mickey laughing]
769
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,557
- What are you laughing at?
770
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,557
- That was funny.
771
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,517
If something is funny, I laugh.
772
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,436
Yeah. If something's
773
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,436
funny, she laughs.
774
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,855
Shut up.
775
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,357
Sixth graders
776
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,357
are a waste of skin.
777
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,944
You should know. You were
778
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,944
there for three years.
779
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,616
It was two. So, ha!
780
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,121
Come on, Mickey.
781
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,121
Walk me to detention.
782
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,544
Mickey, you
783
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,544
coming or what?
784
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,797
No, you guys go.
785
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,797
I'm gonna hang out here.
786
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,381
With this scrub?
787
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,802
If she wants to hang out
788
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,802
with a scrub, she can.
789
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,305
Not that there is one in
790
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,305
here, but if there were--
791
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,723
They got the point.
792
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,976
Come on. Let's get out of here.
793
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,978
[bell ringing]
794
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,981
Well, uh, guess
795
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,981
I'd better go.
796
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,733
- Yeah, okay. See ya.
797
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,733
- See ya.
798
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,158
Wait, Steph.
799
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,328
You want to do
800
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,328
something after school?
801
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:53,039
Well, I do, but my lungs don't.
802
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,251
Oh, the smokes.
803
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,503
I've been thinking
804
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,503
of cutting down.
805
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299
Great.
806
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,509
Did you see what Mr. Lucas
807
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,509
was wearing today?
808
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,427
Brand-new Dockers.
809
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,427
He's so cute.
810
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,679
[laughing]
811
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,307
[theme music]
812
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,311
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
813
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,438
[theme music]
814
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:37,333
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
815
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,878
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪