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Hi, guys.
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Watcha doing?
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Homework.
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Nah-uh.
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You guys
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were kissing.
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Wow, you know,
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nothing gets by you.
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In school, we learned
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millions of germs
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live in your spit.
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Well, Michelle,
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when you kiss someone
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you-you don't really think
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about germs and spit.
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Okay, it's your mouth.
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Now, where were we?
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You know, I think, we should
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get back to this geometry..
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability ♪
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♪ The milkman
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the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a heart
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there's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
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everywhere you look ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody
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who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost
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out there ♪
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♪ And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin' ♪
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♪ To carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Do boo do ba ba da ♪♪
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[piano music]
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[door opening]
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Hi, daddy.
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Hey!
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there's my favorite
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family unit.
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I'm gonna
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get you boys.
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I'm gonna get you.
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I'm gonna get
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you guys.
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Alright. How was your
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new playgroup, today, huh?
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You guys voted least likely
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to have split ends?
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Oh, look at that luster.
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It's blinding.
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It's blinding.
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I bet all your little friends
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were jealous of you guys, huh?
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Uh, Jess?
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- Hmm?
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- Honey.
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Can you come here
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for a second?
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Yeah, hold on
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for a second.
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Um, about their
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little friends..
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...they don't have any.
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What do you mean
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they don't have any?
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Well, Mrs. Plankin said
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that they won't socialize
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with other kids
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in playgroup.
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They only play
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with each other.
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Well, they're probably
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just too cool.
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Same thing happened
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with Elvis in his playgroup.
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He'd only hang out
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with Sonny and Red.
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- Jess?
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- It's in all the books.
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Come on,
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this is serious.
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Now, Mrs. Plankin
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suggested
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that we join a
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parents-of-twins support group.
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We don't need
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any support group.
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What does this
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Plankin character know?
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Well, she's got four kids,
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a PhD in child psychology
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and she wrote a book
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"Why Your Twins
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Don't Socialize."
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It was nominated
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for the Pulitzer Prize.
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Nominated. Ha!
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If she's so smart,
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why didn't she win?
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Right, boys?
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You said it.
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High-fives!
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Alright.
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And, uh, you know
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it all, huh?
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When it comes to our kids,
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that's right.
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Honey, look, Beck, look,
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the playgroup is probably
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just boring, that's all.
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- You could do better?
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- That's right again.
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- Is Thursday good for you?
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- Perfect.
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- Good.
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- Good. What good?
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What-What happened?
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Well, I'm gonna call
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all the parents
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and tell them that playgroup
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is here next week.
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Our house,
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this house?
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Uh, Beck, just, uh,
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just out of curiosity
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approximately
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how many of these
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uh, knee-nibblers
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will be joining us?
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Only seven,
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but don't worry.
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It'll feel like
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a lot more.
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Shouldn't we ask DJ
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before we borrow her stuff?
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Michelle, DJ and I have
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a special understanding.
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What's mine is hers,
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and what's hers is..
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(DJ)
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'Hey, who swiped my stuff?'
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...still hers.
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Uh-huh!
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My sweater.
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And my bracelets!
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You know, I'm tired of you guys
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stealing my stuff!
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We're not stealing.
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We're simply borrowing.
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And when did you plan
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to give it back?
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When you caught us.
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That's stealing, you guys go
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to my room every time..
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[clamoring]
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Girls.
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Girls.
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Girls!
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You know the rule.
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No arguing
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an hour after eating.
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Wanna get a cramp?
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Dad, every time
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I take a shower
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Stephanie goes to my room
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and swipes something
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and now,
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Michelle's doing it, too.
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So, stop taking showers.
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Then, we'd definitely stop
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borrowing your clothes.
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Okay, that's enough.
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I think It's time
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for dad-talk number 42.
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Now, wait a minute. 42 would be
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table manners at a luau.
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Now, this would be, uh,
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dad-talk 45, sharing.
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It rhymes with caring.
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Come on, girls,
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you know you have
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to respect DJ's property.
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Next time you want something,
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just ask her for it, okay?
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- Got it, dad.
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- Okay.
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And DJ, you know,
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next time, you could be
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a little bit
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more generous.
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- I'll try, dad.
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- Okay.
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Thanks for the talk.
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Sometimes, we just need
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a little reminder.
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Yeah, my dad talks
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are getting pretty good lately.
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Maybe I should tape 'em
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and try to market 'em, you know?
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I could call 'em
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"Pop-psychology."
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You know, "Pop", like "Dad".
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It's just a working title.
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It's cute.
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Thanks.
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Alright, you
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little closet-kleptos
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hand it over!
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You just told dad
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you were gonna be more generous.
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That was next time.
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This is still this time.
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Couldn't last time
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be this time
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so this time
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could be next time?
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I've got to learn
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to tell time.
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Come on, hand it over.
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Give me all the bracelets.
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Every one of them
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and the sweater.
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♪ The wheels on the bus ♪
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♪ Go 'round and 'round ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round ♪
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Alright, everybody sing it
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like Tony Curtis.
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♪ The wheels on the bus ♪
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♪ Go 'round and 'round ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round ♪
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♪ The wheels on the bus ♪
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♪ Go 'round and 'round ♪
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♪ All through the town ♪♪
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"I love you, Spartacus."
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Hey, hey, boys, where you going?
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Get back on the bus.
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I like it here.
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Guys, come on, you've gotta
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play with the group.
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Come on, boys,
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they-they're nice kids, I mean..
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...sure, there are a few
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bad haircuts out there
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but...you'll find
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that in any group.
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Just look at Congress.
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Now, come on, guys.
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Let-Let's go play with the kids.
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Don't you wanna go play
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with the kids?
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Not today.
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- Uh, Jess?
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- Huh?
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You know, if Mohammed won't go
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to the mountain..
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Alright,
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which one's Mohammed?
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No-No, what-what
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I'm saying is
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if the boys won't
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go to the group
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bring the group
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to the boys, you know?
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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Well, I-I knew that.
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So-So, so, no kid's named
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Mohammed, right, I just wanna..
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Alright, let's go, group!
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Come on, I've got a couple of
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lads for you to meet over there.
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Let's go.
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I'll be a pumped-up goose.
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Go on. Bring your
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sheleighleigh over there.
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See that boys? The kids came
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over to play with you!
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See you later, daddy.
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Guys, where're
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you going?
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You're supposed to be playing
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with the other kids.
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Alright, gang. You know what?
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They-They'll be right back.
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They're really
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a lot of fun.
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In fact, they're
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party animals, these kids.
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Now, go play
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with Uncle Jo-Jo.
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Come on, let's go.
305
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This playgroup is boring!
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Hey, cut me some slack.
307
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I run a pretty
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00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,655
good playgroup.
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You don't
310
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have a clue.
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Oh, playgroup critic,
312
00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,871
huh?
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Alright, uh, what's your name?
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What do they call you?
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- What's your moniker, kid?
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- Linus Plankin.
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Yeah, Plankin.
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I heard your mom
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lost the Pulitzer.
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At least
321
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she got nominated.
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Wow, good one!
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Uh, nailed
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by an ankle-biter, eh?
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Get over there
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and watch the kids, huh?
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I'm dead!
328
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My life is over.
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Oh, come on, DJ,
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it's not that bad.
331
00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,064
Not that bad?
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I got a ticket.
333
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My dad's never gonna let me
334
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,692
drive his car again!
335
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I can't believe
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I'm a pedestrian.
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00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,530
Deej, this isn't
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about religion.
339
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You're gonna
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be walking.
341
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,409
You know, Kimmy,
342
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this is all your fault.
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00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,829
Hey, I was
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00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,829
airing out my socks.
345
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,331
Who knew that hanging
346
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your feet out the window
347
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was illegal
348
00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,748
in this state?
349
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,669
Well, this ticket says
350
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,669
you're obstructing my view.
351
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,046
Wait, I thought you
352
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,046
got it 'cause her feet
353
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,006
didn't meet current
354
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,006
pollution standards.
355
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,426
Deej, it's
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00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,426
your dad's car.
357
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,927
You've gotta do
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00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,927
the right thing
359
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,595
pay the ticket
360
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,595
and don't tell him.
361
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,518
Well, I guess what he doesn't
362
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,518
know can't hurt him.
363
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,520
That's why nana
364
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,520
waits till grandpa's asleep
365
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,063
before she trims
366
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,063
his ear hair.
367
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,691
Uh, I gotta
368
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,691
go now, Deej.
369
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,278
- Alright, um, good luck.
370
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,278
- Oh, and, Kimmy?
371
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,321
Listen, next time
372
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,321
you decide to stick
373
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,739
your feet out
374
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,739
the car-window
375
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,574
make sure we're going
376
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,574
through, like a car wash.
377
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,202
(Kimmy)
378
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,202
'Bye-bye, Deej.'
379
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,085
Hi, Deej.
380
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,421
How long have
381
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,421
you guys been here?
382
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,797
Seven years.
383
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,551
I don't mean,
384
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,551
on the planet, Michelle.
385
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,553
How much
386
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,553
did you guys hear?
387
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,636
Hmm..
388
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,722
Just enough
389
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,722
to ruin your life.
390
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,560
Look, you two,
391
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,560
not a word to dad.
392
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,852
You mean..
393
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,313
...you want us to keep
394
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,313
something from father?
395
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,066
We couldn't.
396
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,404
Okay, what do
397
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,404
you guys want?
398
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,072
Well, for starters
399
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,491
how about taking a little tour
400
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,491
of your closet?
401
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,246
Okay, you little rats
402
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,246
can borrow my clothes.
403
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,705
That's just
404
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,705
the beginning.
405
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,292
We also need
406
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,292
to accessorize.
407
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,798
♪ Pocket full of posies ♪
408
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,800
♪ Ashes ashes ♪
409
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,261
♪ We all fall down ♪♪
410
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,054
Oh! Slinky in the butt.
411
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,557
That's a big owie.
412
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,557
Here we go.
413
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,642
Look how much fun they're
414
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,642
having over there, guys.
415
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,893
Don't you wanna go over
416
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,893
and play?
417
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,855
- No way.
418
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,855
- No way.
419
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,108
Oh, come on guys,
420
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,108
y-you don't want your old man
421
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,901
looking like
422
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,901
a bonehead, do you?
423
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,361
Hi, bonehead!
424
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,946
Hi, bonehead.
425
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,825
Alright, time for a little
426
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,825
motivation here.
427
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,076
I didn't wanna
428
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,076
resort to this
429
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,828
but, if you go
430
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,828
over there
431
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,413
and make some
432
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,413
new friends
433
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,165
I'm willing
434
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,165
to give you some..
435
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,416
...gummy bears!
436
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,168
Ah-ah-ah. Not yet.
437
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,003
Not yet. Not yet.
438
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,588
Now, you guys go over there and
439
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,588
make some new friends, come on.
440
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,797
[car door slamming]
441
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,882
Oh, hold on.
442
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,882
Hold on.
443
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,384
Alright, it's mommy.
444
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,384
It's mommy.
445
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,178
Come on, here we go.
446
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,178
Come on, guys.
447
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,679
Here we go.
448
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,679
Follow the gummy bears.
449
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,182
That's it, okay, it's time
450
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,725
to play "WrestleMania,"
451
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,725
everybody.
452
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,144
Jump on Uncle Jo-Jo.
453
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,937
[Joey groans]
454
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,983
- Oh, cut it out.
455
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,983
- That's it, boys.
456
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,401
- Oh.
457
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,401
- Socialize!
458
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,195
Socialize.
459
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,195
Very good.
460
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,449
Oh, hey, hey, welcome
461
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,449
to Uncle Jesse's
462
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,242
house of
463
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,242
friendly fun.
464
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,827
Look at that. They're playing
465
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,827
jump on Joey.
466
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,037
I haven't played
467
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,037
that since college.
468
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,164
Cowabunga!
469
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,041
So, honey, how is
470
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,041
the playgroup going?
471
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,710
Oh, it's going great. I got
472
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,710
'em eating out of my hands.
473
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,254
Uh, you know what?
474
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,006
Nicky and Alex are
475
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,006
making so many new friends
476
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,175
I think we're gonna have
477
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,175
to rush right out and get 'em
478
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,885
a-a Fisher Price rolodex.
479
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,680
- 'Really?'
480
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,680
- Hm-hmm.
481
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,390
Then, how come
482
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,390
Nicky and Alex
483
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,974
are over there
484
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,974
by themselves?
485
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,397
Hmm?
486
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,986
Look, Jess,
487
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,986
we have a problem.
488
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,863
Won't you at least
489
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,863
think about going
490
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,739
to this parents-of-twins
491
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,739
support group?
492
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,742
Alright, thinking,
493
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,742
thinking, thinking, no.
494
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,706
I hope you didn't
495
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,706
sprain anything.
496
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,832
We don't need any support
497
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,832
groups. Our kids are fine.
498
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,085
You know what, they're just a
499
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,085
little tired from glad-handing
500
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,836
all day with their new friends,
501
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,836
that's all.
502
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,922
Alright, guys, ready to go back
503
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,922
and see your pals?
504
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,007
Huh, come on, Alex,
505
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,007
wanna go see your friends?
506
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,758
Hmm, no.
507
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,886
Uh, what about you, Nicky,
508
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,886
you wanna go see your friends?
509
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,221
I don't want to.
510
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,560
Brother.
511
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,894
Brother.
512
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,521
[sighing]
513
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,689
Beck
514
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,149
we have a problem.
515
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,737
Brother.
516
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,196
Brother.
517
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:11,750
Uh, hi, my name is Jesse
518
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:11,750
and I'm a parent of twins.
519
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,209
- Hi, Jesse!
520
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,209
- Hi, Jesse!
521
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,965
That's all you
522
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,965
have to say?
523
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,592
"Hi, my name is Jesse
524
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,592
and I'm a parent of twins"
525
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,470
is a major
526
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,470
breakthrough for me.
527
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,513
You're not gonna tell them
528
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,513
about our problem, are you?
529
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,847
It's none
530
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,847
of their business.
531
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,645
I'm sensing
532
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,645
a red aura here.
533
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,438
- Ooh.
534
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,438
- Ooh.
535
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,773
What, ooh, what,
536
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,773
what, what?
537
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,982
What aura,
538
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,982
what red aura?
539
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,443
Everyone else's aura
540
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,443
here is green
541
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,861
which means,
542
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,861
open to change
543
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,573
but your energy
544
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,573
is red..."stop."
545
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,866
"Go no further."
546
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,454
Your feelings can't get
547
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,454
through the intersection.
548
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,915
What is this,
549
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,915
traffic school?
550
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,834
Okay, why don't I tell
551
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,834
everyone about our problem--
552
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,797
Becky, Becky,
553
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,797
Becky, please.
554
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,089
I'm sure there are
555
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,089
people here
556
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,966
with problems far more
557
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,966
serious than ours.
558
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,304
Uh, not that we have
559
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,304
a problem, per se.
560
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,846
It's just..
561
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,098
Well, look at this guy.
562
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,272
Now, here's a guy
563
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,272
with problems.
564
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,607
Spill it, man,
565
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,607
uh, uh.
566
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,692
Go through
567
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,692
the intersection.
568
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,777
Let it out.
569
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,777
Let it out.
570
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,903
Thank you.
571
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,032
Yesterday, our
572
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,032
15-year-old twins
573
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,201
Phil and Phyl..
574
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,954
...spelled differently.
575
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,791
They cut school, went down
576
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,791
to Fisherman's Wharf
577
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,083
put on lobster suits
578
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,378
and started pinching
579
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,378
all the tourists.
580
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,425
Lobster suits.
581
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,386
Now, this guy's
582
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,386
got problems.
583
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,887
We're there
584
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,887
for you, man.
585
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,263
Thank you.
586
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,184
When did you first notice
587
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,184
something wrong?
588
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,395
Uh, when they
589
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,395
were about, uh, three.
590
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,189
Yes, uh, they wouldn't play
591
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,189
with any of the other kids.
592
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,734
They were always off
593
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,734
by themselves.
594
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:04,362
'Boy, I wish we had had a group
595
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:04,362
like this back then.'
596
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,613
Maybe today, my Phils
597
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:09,116
wouldn't be dressed up
598
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:09,116
like crustaceans.
599
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,661
Uh, uh, hold on a second.
600
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,661
You know, back up li'l bit.
601
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,162
Now, you said
602
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,162
when they were three
603
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,664
they-they wouldn't play
604
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,664
with anyone else?
605
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,290
That's right.
606
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,290
We tried everything.
607
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:20,127
We, we took them to all
608
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:20,127
the playgroups.
609
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,962
We even tried to bribe
610
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,962
them with candy
611
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,548
worst thing
612
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,548
we could have done.
613
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,343
The more we
614
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,343
pushed them
615
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,054
the more they clung
616
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,054
to each other.
617
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,681
Well, this is,
618
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,681
this is terrible.
619
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,266
You-You gotta do
620
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,266
something, Seth.
621
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,976
Uh, say something.
622
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,976
Help us. Help him.
623
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,395
Help him?
624
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940
Alright, green light,
625
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940
green light, green light.
626
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,567
Help me.
627
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,402
It's too late for him.
628
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,402
His kids are lobsters.
629
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,028
Hey..
630
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,113
...no offense, man.
631
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,573
- None taken.
632
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,573
- Okay.
633
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,285
Look, you see,
634
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,285
what Jesse means is-is..
635
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,663
...well, we're having the same
636
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,663
problem with our twins.
637
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,499
Well, I mean,
638
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,499
they're not lobsters yet.
639
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,377
They're more like
640
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,377
little hermit crabs.
641
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,838
But the point is,
642
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,838
they don't like socializing
643
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,590
with anyone
644
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,590
but each other.
645
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,884
This is a very common
646
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,884
problem for twins.
647
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,095
On the one hand, they always
648
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,095
have someone to play with
649
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,473
so, there's no pressure
650
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,473
to socialize
651
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,349
but, on the other hand
652
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,685
it's good to give them
653
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,685
individual attention
654
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,353
interests
655
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,688
names.
656
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,232
Told you, Phil.
657
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,567
Shut up, Phyllis.
658
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,907
Your twins don't have to do
659
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,907
everything together.
660
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,867
If one of them
661
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,867
likes science
662
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,410
and one of them
663
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,410
likes music
664
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,664
take one to the museum
665
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,664
and one to see..."Cats".
666
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,124
Hmm, yeah. Yeah, I-I see
667
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,124
what you're saying.
668
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,251
So, so, let them go out
669
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,251
and do their own thing.
670
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,337
In that way, you know, then
671
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,337
maybe they'll meet other kids
672
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713
that like to do
673
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713
what they like to do.
674
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,966
Very insightful, Jesse.
675
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,383
Yes, very good, Jesse.
676
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,885
Thank you.
677
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,885
Thank you.
678
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,888
Yeah, well, uh..
679
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,391
...insight's always been
680
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,391
a, uh, forte of mine.
681
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,560
We have a little
682
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,560
tradition here
683
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,228
when someone has
684
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,228
a breakthrough.
685
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,105
Oh, yes, huh?
686
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,105
Check this out.
687
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,858
My first night,
688
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,858
I'm already getting an award.
689
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,902
- Jess?
690
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,902
- Yes?
691
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,071
You get to wear
692
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,071
the green-aura fedora.
693
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,700
- 'Oh.'
694
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,700
- 'Yes!'
695
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,674
- Steph, that's my new blouse!
696
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,674
- I know.
697
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,176
Don't you think the color
698
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,176
brings out my eyes?
699
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,054
Oh, I'll bring out
700
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,054
your eyes.
701
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,723
And I'll bring out
702
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,723
your ticket
703
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,683
which will bring out
704
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,683
that vein in dad's head
705
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,184
when he starts screaming.
706
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,063
[humming]
707
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,024
Michelle, why are you
708
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,024
wearing my sweater?
709
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,358
'Cause I can.
710
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,446
That's it. You guys are
711
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,446
taking this way too far.
712
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,115
Fine, why don't you
713
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,115
tell dad?
714
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,410
Tell dad what?
715
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,955
Tell dad how great
716
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,955
the girls...look in my clothes.
717
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,665
Oh, yeah.
718
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,378
You know what would look
719
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,378
great with this blouse?
720
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,255
A new pair of socks.
721
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,882
New socks?
722
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,760
I think new socks
723
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,760
would be just the ticket.
724
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,596
Fine.
725
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,473
I want you guys to get
726
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,473
everything you deserve.
727
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,141
This is just wonderful
728
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,269
to see my daughters getting
729
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,269
along with each other like this
730
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,271
showing each other
731
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,271
love and respect.
732
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,814
Wow, it's nice to see
733
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,814
that my dad-talk
734
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,691
the other morning,
735
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,691
had this much impact on you.
736
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,988
My dad-talks never
737
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,988
have this much impact on you.
738
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,740
What's going on
739
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,740
in here?
740
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,992
- Nothing.
741
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,992
- Nothing.
742
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,619
Nothing?
743
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,245
Hmm.
744
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,248
You know, when-when sisters say
745
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,248
there's nothing going on
746
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,043
it usually means
747
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,043
that they're hiding something.
748
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,005
Now, DJ has been acting
749
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,005
extra generous lately.
750
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,506
Why?
751
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,261
And Stephanie and Michelle
752
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,388
they've been acting
753
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,388
extra greedy lately.
754
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,599
Why?
755
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,354
You know,
756
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,354
it can only mean one thing.
757
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,440
I did it.
758
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,568
I used her toothbrush
759
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,568
to brush Comet's teeth.
760
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,160
Okay, it can only
761
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,160
mean two things.
762
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,829
But we're gonna talk
763
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,829
about that one later.
764
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,040
Dad, call off
765
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,040
the investigation.
766
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,959
I got a ticket.
767
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,838
Now, it wasn't
768
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,838
a speeding ticket or anything.
769
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,464
Kimmy was airing out
770
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,464
her socks
771
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,424
and her feet
772
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,424
obstructed my vision.
773
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,345
You know, I thought the car
774
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,345
smelled funny.
775
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,180
I thought you just hit
776
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,180
a muskrat or something.
777
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,976
DJ, why didn't
778
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,976
you tell me?
779
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,352
I'm sorry, dad.
780
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,021
I, I was afraid that you
781
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,021
would get mad at me
782
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,605
and never let me
783
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,605
use your car again.
784
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
Hmm.
785
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,776
I don't suppose somebody
786
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,776
found out about all this
787
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,277
and, uh, used this information
788
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,237
to enhance
789
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,237
their own wardrobe?
790
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,451
That's you,
791
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,451
right, Steph?
792
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,163
That's both of us.
793
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,539
I'm sorry, Deej.
794
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,166
Me too.
795
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,417
Okay, I'll tell you how we're
796
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,417
going to deal with this
797
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,586
for the next two weekends,
798
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,586
alright
799
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,881
DJ, the only time
800
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,881
you can use my car
801
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,090
is to take Michelle
802
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,090
and Stephanie
803
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,967
anywhere they want to go.
804
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,259
Dad, that's not fair.
805
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,846
I think it's
806
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,846
extremely fair.
807
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,057
Then, you, you're gonna just
808
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,057
love this part then.
809
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,516
For the next two weekends
810
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,685
Steph, you and Michelle
811
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,685
are grounded.
812
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,233
Grounded?
813
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,903
But then, DJ can't
814
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,903
take us anyplace.
815
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,114
You see,
816
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,114
that's the fair part.
817
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,705
What does elephant say?
818
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,041
- He's chasing him.
819
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,041
- He's chasing him?
820
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,709
- Hey, guys.
821
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,709
- 'Hi.'
822
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,003
- How was the zoo?
823
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,003
- Oh, it was great.
824
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,005
Nicky really loves animals
825
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,005
and you know what?
826
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,464
He made a new friend
827
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,464
named Stuart.
828
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,925
- Oh, yeah.
829
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,925
- Yeah, Nick?
830
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,927
Tell daddy
831
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,927
what Stuart said.
832
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,302
"Camels stink."
833
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,558
I don't want him hanging
834
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,558
around Stuart anymore.
835
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,851
How was the park?
836
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,144
Oh, it was a blast.
837
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771
He played with a bunch
838
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771
of little Baby Ruths.
839
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,065
Tell mommy, tell mommy
840
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,065
what you hit.
841
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,566
Daddy's head.
842
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,694
Yeah. It felt like
843
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,694
a home run, too.
844
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,571
Alright, you guys
845
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,571
had fun today.
846
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,782
You did your separate things.
847
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,782
You made some new friends.
848
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,408
Now, go ahead
849
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,408
and go get reacquainted.
850
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,202
Let's go, brother.
851
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,578
Okay.
852
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,293
Well, honey,
853
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,293
you've got to admit
854
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,796
that support group had
855
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,796
some pretty good ideas.
856
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,505
Well, except
857
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,505
for the hat.
858
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:42,593
Yeah, well, I-I will say this
859
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:42,593
one thing, they do validate you.
860
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,220
Ooh, validate.
861
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:47,306
Jess, you're really getting
862
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:47,306
into the psychology lingo.
863
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,474
I meant the parking.
864
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,811
You're right, Beck,
865
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,811
it was good, it was good
866
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,353
we went to the group.
867
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,191
And the truth is that, uh,
868
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,191
I think they really helped us.
869
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,359
Honey, just clear
870
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,359
something up for me.
871
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,987
If you knew
872
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,987
that we had a problem
873
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,905
why did you have
874
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,905
such a hard time admitting it?
875
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,533
I don't know, Beck.
876
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,535
Maybe I was..
877
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,997
...maybe I was afraid of what
878
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,997
I might find out, that's all.
879
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,915
Like what?
880
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,708
Eh, like I'm doing
881
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,708
something wrong
882
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,335
like this whole thing
883
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,335
is my fault
884
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,586
like I'm messing up
885
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,586
my kid's life.
886
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,712
I just..
887
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,300
Well, I guess I just didn't
888
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,300
want to face it.
889
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,760
Oh, sweetie.
890
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,929
Everybody makes mistakes.
891
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,431
I mean, no parent
892
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,431
is perfect
893
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,309
but if you deny
894
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,309
that you have a problem
895
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,060
and you don't ask
896
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,060
for help
897
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,770
well, the next thing
898
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,770
you know
899
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,438
your kids are dressing up
900
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,438
in lobster suits.
901
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,857
Hmm.
902
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:38,983
Well, let me
903
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:38,983
tell you something
904
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,860
I learned something
905
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,860
very valuable.
906
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,153
Now on, if I need help
907
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,654
I'm not gonna be afraid
908
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,654
to ask for it.
909
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,448
You know..
910
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,659
...you're kind of sexy
911
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,659
when you're vulnerable.
912
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,289
Help,
913
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,289
my lips.
914
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,707
Help. Help.
915
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,083
- Hm-hmm.
916
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,083
- Yeah, right here?
917
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,918
Yeah, it's a...have
918
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,918
a little, here, pain.
919
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,965
As to which,
920
00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,965
I must say..
921
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,091
...have mercy.
922
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,768
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