1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,169 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:04,296 Boy, mommy's 3 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:04,296 gonna love your, uh 4 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,048 your-your 5 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,048 wood block, macaroni 6 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,678 Christmas...paperweights 7 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:10,678 you made her. 8 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,179 Mommy's really gonna 9 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,179 love them 'cause you guys 10 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,681 are gonna wrap 'em 11 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,681 yourself, okay? 12 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,016 Here's a little wrapping paper 13 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,016 for you, son. 14 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,643 Wrapping paper for you. 15 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,227 Okay, ready, gentlemen? 16 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,437 Let's wrap. 17 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,273 'Like so. 18 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,273 I'll put this up.' 19 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:24,566 You guys need tape? 20 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,234 Here's a little tape for you. 21 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,444 There we go. 22 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,404 'And we put the bow on.' 23 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,200 And...bada-bing. 24 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,161 Ba-bing. 25 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,788 Ba-boom. 26 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,749 Oh, yeah, these are nice. 27 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,834 I made that. 28 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,961 Yes, I know. 29 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,961 It's so nice. 30 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:46,755 It's-it has that casual 31 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,424 raw, run over look. 32 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,263 - Here, daddy. 33 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,263 - Hey. 34 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,934 - Merry Christmas. 35 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,934 - Merry Christmas. 36 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,692 [theme music] 37 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,986 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 38 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,155 ♪ Ah ♪ 39 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:19,246 ♪ Whatever happened 40 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:19,246 to predictability ♪ 41 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,373 ♪ The milkman the paper boy ♪ 42 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,000 ♪ Evenin' TV ♪ 43 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,544 ♪ Ah ♪ 44 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 45 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 46 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 47 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 48 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,010 ♪ A hand to hold onto ♪ 49 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,721 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 50 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,721 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 51 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:40,768 ♪ There's a face 52 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:40,768 of somebody who needs you ♪ 53 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,812 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 54 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,733 ♪ When you're lost out there 55 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,733 and you're all alone ♪ 56 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:52,571 ♪ A light is waiting 57 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:52,571 to carry you home ♪ 58 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:56,617 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 59 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,078 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 60 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,078 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 61 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,456 ♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪ 62 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,630 [instrumental music] 63 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,176 Danny, I really have to go. 64 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,846 - Last kiss. 65 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,846 - Mmm. 66 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,264 One more last kiss. 67 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,392 I really can't miss 68 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,392 my plane to London. 69 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,478 I have that exclusive interview 70 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,478 with Prince Charles. 71 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,522 Oh, why don't you Interview me? 72 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,522 I'm from a royal family. 73 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,857 No, it's true. 74 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,857 My Uncle Leo 75 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,651 he was the muffler king 76 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,651 of San Jose. 77 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,698 Really got to go. 78 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,698 I will, uh see you next weekend. 79 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,333 Hey, Danny. 80 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,333 Vicky left, huh? 81 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,836 Yeah. 82 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,212 Joey, it's killing me. 83 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,341 I can't keep living from 84 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,341 visit to visit like this. 85 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,592 You know what, Joe? 86 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:56,844 It's time to 87 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:56,844 finally settle down 88 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,762 and start our 89 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,762 lives together. 90 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,305 Well, thanks 91 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,305 for the offer, Danny 92 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,808 but I'd really like 93 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,808 to explore other options. 94 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,977 I'm serious. 95 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,478 Vicky and I, 96 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,478 we've been engaged 97 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,605 for six months already. 98 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,649 You know what, I'm gonna 99 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,649 sit her down next weekend 100 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,734 and we're finally gonna 101 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,734 set our wedding date. 102 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,736 Aw, I'm happy 103 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,736 for you, pal. 104 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,158 You know, you two really 105 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,158 are the perfect couple. 106 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,201 Yeah, I guess we are. 107 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,745 We have a lot in common. 108 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,330 We're both right handed. 109 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,206 We both have brown eyes. 110 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,750 We both prefer Greg Brady 111 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,085 before he 112 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,085 had his hair permed. 113 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,755 So I bet 114 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,755 if-if a TV station 115 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,757 wanted to test out 116 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,757 a new game show 117 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:36,967 called "The Perfect Couple" 118 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,343 with me as the host 119 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,804 then you two would be 120 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,804 perfect contestants. 121 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,016 Yeah, I guess 122 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,016 we probably would. 123 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,560 And I have a feeling 124 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,560 we probably are. 125 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,936 Thank you so much, Danny. 126 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,771 I knew 127 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,771 I could count on you. 128 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,482 Uh, D.J. and Steve 129 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,482 agreed to be the dating couple. 130 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,485 And I'm sure that married couple 131 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,485 will be a snap to find now. 132 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,654 I can't believe 133 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,654 that ding dong 134 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,031 talked us 135 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,031 into being contestants 136 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,490 on a goofy game show. 137 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,202 Yeah, well, we're stuck. 138 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,202 You know what? 139 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,495 - I think we should practice. 140 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,495 - Why? 141 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,539 Joey said they're just 142 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,539 gonna ask us some questions 143 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,332 to see how well 144 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,332 we know each other. 145 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,752 Becky, I'm a very 146 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,752 complex person. 147 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,795 There are a lot 148 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,795 of facets about me 149 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,463 that-that you don't know. 150 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,007 - Really? 151 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,007 - 'Yes.' 152 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,217 Like what? 153 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,010 Well, like, uh, well like 154 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,386 what if they ask you this 155 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,386 what if they ask you 156 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,430 "What does Jesse 157 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,430 want for Christmas?" 158 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,723 The Colonel Parker 159 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,723 pepper mill 160 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,391 to go with your 161 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,391 Elvis spice rack. 162 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,561 Okay, that was an easy one. 163 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,064 Uh, What if they ask, um 164 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,481 alright, what if they ask 165 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,316 "What does Jesse eat 166 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,316 when he sneaks down 167 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,359 for his midnight snack?" 168 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,652 Chicken. 169 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,114 You been following me? 170 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,448 When you get 171 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,448 back into bed 172 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,075 you smell like 173 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,075 Colonel Sanders. 174 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,618 So, you think 175 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,618 you know me. 176 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,369 You think you really know 177 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,369 everything about me? 178 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,289 Sweetheart, you are 179 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,289 totally predictable. 180 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,625 Predictable? 181 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,625 You're saying I'm pre.. 182 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,127 I can't believe 183 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,127 you said that. 184 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,003 I'm predictable? 185 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,504 Jess, where you going? 186 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,465 Oh, if I'm so predictable, 187 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,465 why don't you tell me? 188 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,884 You know everything about me. 189 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,884 Where am I going? 190 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,385 Do what you always do 191 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,385 when you're angry 192 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,887 tune up your Harley. 193 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,306 Wrong. 194 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,559 Just gonna go go and.. 195 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:10,852 ...sit on it. 196 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,568 Hey, where's 197 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,568 my perfect woman? 198 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,778 - Hey. 199 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,778 - How are ya? 200 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,738 Good. 201 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,490 You know, you guys 202 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,490 are gonna kick butt 203 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:24,783 on Joey's game show tonight. 204 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,118 You two are better together 205 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,828 than waffles and mustard. 206 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,331 Yeah, well, uh, 207 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,331 just in case 208 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,874 I'm wearing 209 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,874 my lucky ring. 210 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,293 You have a lucky ring? 211 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,419 Yeah, see, my Uncle Artie 212 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,419 gave it to me. 213 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,379 You have 214 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,379 an Uncle Artie? 215 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,631 Of course, I do, 216 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,631 you know he's the guy 217 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,549 who, uh, taught me 218 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,549 how to juggle. 219 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,718 You juggle? 220 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,679 Yeah. Here, look, 221 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,679 check it out. 222 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,850 Ahem. 223 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,353 - That's amazing. 224 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,353 - Oh, yeah? 225 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,481 You should see me 226 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,481 with canned hams. 227 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,152 What's amazing 228 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,152 is I never realized 229 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,654 how little we know 230 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,654 about each other. 231 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,572 I mean, Steve, 232 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,572 think about it. 233 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,491 What's our relationship 234 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,491 based on? 235 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,327 You're cute. 236 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,327 He's got a car. 237 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,536 What's the problem? 238 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,413 Deej, we love each other. 239 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,748 And then what else 240 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,748 do we have to know? 241 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,334 Everything. 242 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,502 I mean, who are you? 243 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,467 Okay, kiddies 244 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:27,221 tonight, I'm not your sister. 245 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,097 I'm not your cousin. 246 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,141 I'm your babysitter. 247 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,852 Now, I think you'll 248 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,852 find me tough 249 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,312 but fair. 250 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,730 Do we understand 251 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,730 each other? 252 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,815 I don't think so. 253 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,320 You want me to talk to them? 254 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,864 No. I think I made myself 255 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,864 perfectly clear. 256 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,074 I'm in charge 257 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,117 and you're not. 258 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,619 Okay, Alex, let's get 259 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,619 your pajamas on. 260 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,621 Forget it. 261 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,999 Okay. 262 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,710 Nicky, let's get 263 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,710 your pajamas on. 264 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,670 I don't wear that. 265 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,136 Who's in charge now? 266 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,683 Nicholas, get back here. 267 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,476 This should be a fun night. 268 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,609 Places, everybody 269 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,609 on the set, please. 270 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,403 Come on, Deej, 271 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,403 I mean how can you say 272 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,570 we don't know each other? 273 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,531 I told you my deepest, 274 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,531 darkest secret. 275 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,617 Steve, a lot of guys 276 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,617 watch "Oprah." 277 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,661 Sweetheart, do you want 278 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,661 a glass of water? 279 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,330 No, thank you. 280 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,124 - Are you sure? 281 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,124 - Yes. 282 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,166 Because I know how dry 283 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:38,166 your throat gets 284 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,793 when you get 285 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,793 a little nervous. 286 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,045 Oh, that's right. 287 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,045 I'm so predictable, right? 288 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,256 You know that 289 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,256 my throat.. 290 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,424 ...my throat.. 291 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:47,550 ...water, please. 292 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,765 Danny...Danny Tanner. 293 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,017 I'm Buddy Starr, producer of 294 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,017 "The Perfect Couple." 295 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,352 - Pleasure. 296 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,352 - Yeah. 297 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,147 Listen, uh, your fiance 298 00:07:57,394 --> 00:08:00,147 Vicky called 299 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,356 said she'd be 300 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,356 a little late. 301 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,565 Really? 302 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,401 I want you to meet 303 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,401 your new fiance. 304 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,694 This is my assistant Estelle. 305 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,822 And I won't get 306 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,822 you coffee either. 307 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,076 Alright, is everybody ready? 308 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,829 Okay, now, we're, uh, 309 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,829 we're having fun. 310 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,581 We're in love. 311 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,581 We're on TV. 312 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,083 Cue the music. 313 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,003 ♪ Here they are ♪ 314 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,712 ♪ See the love 315 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,712 in their eyes ♪ 316 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,547 ♪ She's the perfect girl ♪ 317 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,508 ♪ He's the perfect guy ♪ 318 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,344 ♪ The Perfect Couple ♪ 319 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,262 ♪ The Perfect Couple ♪ 320 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,430 ♪ Heart to heart ♪ 321 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:37,892 ♪ in the US of A ♪♪ 322 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,193 Hi, folks. 323 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,193 Welcome to our show. 324 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,487 I'm your host Joe Stone. 325 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,574 Tonight, folks, we're 326 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,574 gonna find out 327 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,785 which one of these dynamic duos 328 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,413 is the perfect couple. 329 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,834 [instrumental music] 330 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,431 Okay, let's bring back 331 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,431 the guys. 332 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,849 Guys. 333 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,017 While you were gone 334 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,894 we asked the gals 335 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,894 some questions 336 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,772 to find out just how much 337 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,772 they know about you. 338 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,150 What could she 339 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,150 possibly know about me? 340 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,529 I know you're a whiner. 341 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,077 Okay, let's start 342 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,077 with our dating couple. 343 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,745 Steve, we asked D.J.-- 344 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:39,954 Why bother? 345 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,164 I thought we knew each other 346 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,790 but we're like 347 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,790 complete strangers. 348 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,543 What? 349 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,543 How can you say that? 350 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,294 You know, D.J., this is starting 351 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,294 to get on my nerves. 352 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,046 - I'm starting get on your.. 353 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,046 - I'm very serious. 354 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,423 Hey, come on, you two 355 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,423 don't fight. 356 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,258 You're such a sweet couple. 357 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,633 Cut. 358 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,720 Stone, bring those rented 359 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,720 teeth over here. 360 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,807 Listen, I never wanna 361 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,807 hear the expression 362 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,435 "Sweet couple" again. 363 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,810 Now, the idea of this game 364 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,271 is to embarrass people 365 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,980 get them to butt heads. 366 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,566 [chuckles] 367 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,405 Okay, let's get back 368 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,405 to D.J. and Steve 369 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,283 who were about to rip 370 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,283 each other's heads off. 371 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,077 Can we just get back 372 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,077 to the game? 373 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,955 Steve.. 374 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,374 We asked D.J. what fish 375 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,334 you think she kisses like. 376 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,710 Uh, the fish? 377 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,880 I don't know. 378 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,880 What, the flounder? 379 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,425 Flounder? 380 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,886 Ouch. That is one big, 381 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,886 ugly bottom feeder. 382 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,807 Let's see 383 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,807 what D.J. said. 384 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,186 Well, I hope 385 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,186 Steve would say 386 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,771 I kiss like an Angelfish. 387 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,856 Oh. 388 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,359 Tropical fish are allowed? 389 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,403 Well, then obviously 390 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,403 it's Angelfish. Come on.. 391 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,946 I can't believe 392 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,946 you said Flounder. 393 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,741 Whoa, looks like this 394 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,741 relationship is floundering. 395 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,997 Okay, let's go back 396 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,373 to Mr. Ball 397 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,542 and Mrs. Chain 398 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,795 Jesse and Rebecc-ah. 399 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,215 Okay. 400 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,135 Jesse, we asked Rebecc-ah 401 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,805 what would you say 402 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,805 is your obsession. 403 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,974 Well, she thinks she 404 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,974 knows me so well 405 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,810 so she's probably gonna say 406 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,810 my obsession's my hair 407 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,812 but I'm gonna throw 408 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,812 a little curve ball here. 409 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,105 'Cause I have a brand 410 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,105 new obsession. 411 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,649 And my obsession 412 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,649 is proving to her 413 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,651 that I'm totally 414 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,651 unpredictable. 415 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:33,943 Match that. 416 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,820 Okay, let's see 417 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,820 what Rebecca said. 418 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,158 He's definitely 419 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,158 preoccupied with his hair. 420 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,993 Ha-ha. 421 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,993 I knew it. 422 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,703 But, lately, 423 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,703 he's been trying so hard 424 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,206 to be unpredictable. 425 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,416 He's actually become 426 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,416 obsessed with that. 427 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,959 [bells ring] 428 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,962 (Joey) 429 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,962 'We have a match.' 430 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,132 Okay, let's move on 431 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,967 to our engaged couple. 432 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,761 We are not engaged. 433 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,518 Danny, what song 434 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,518 did Estelle say 435 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,354 you'd most like 436 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,354 to hear at your wedding? 437 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,730 Only Vicky knows our song. 438 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,609 and it's, uh, it's 439 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,609 "Love Will Keep Us Together." 440 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,529 Well, let's hear 441 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,529 what Estelle had to say. 442 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,950 Well, he's kind of 443 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,950 high-strung but sensitive 444 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,744 like Bernie, 445 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,744 my third husband. 446 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,746 His favorite song was 447 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:31,000 "Love Will Keep Us Together." 448 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,085 [bells ring] 449 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,961 Ding da-ding 450 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,961 ding ding. 451 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,005 Shoot me through the heart 452 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,005 with a bow and arrow. 453 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,174 Folks, we have a match. 454 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,760 Nicky, Alex. 455 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,055 When I catch you guys, 456 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,055 you're gonna be in trouble. 457 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,184 [instrumental music] 458 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,756 [music continues] 459 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,972 Well, well, well. 460 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,972 You finally caught 'em. 461 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,724 You're enjoying this, 462 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,724 aren't you? 463 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,602 More than the middle 464 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,602 of the tootsie pop. 465 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,271 You think you could 466 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,271 do any better? 467 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,649 Get ready to feel stupid. 468 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,030 Alex, want your red pajamas? 469 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,616 I like red. 470 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,496 Nicky, you want 471 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,496 your blue pajamas? 472 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,997 I like blue. 473 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,000 You mean, they freaked out 474 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,336 just because I gave them 475 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,336 the wrong pajamas? 476 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,629 Why didn't you tell me? 477 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,963 Because you were in charge 478 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,465 and I'm not. 479 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,554 Michelle, I'm sorry. 480 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,554 I guess you're right. 481 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,223 I do need a little help. 482 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,223 So what do you say? 483 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,058 Wanna give me a hand 484 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,058 with these twin terrors? 485 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,521 Well, since 486 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,521 you asked nicely.. 487 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,105 Boys, time for bed. 488 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,732 Attention. 489 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,235 Stomachs in. 490 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,235 Shoulders back. 491 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,070 'Fingers out of your nose.' 492 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,199 Forward, march. 493 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,409 Hup. Hup. 494 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,662 Hup. Hup. Hup. 495 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,000 Naked on a StairMaster. 496 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,379 What? 497 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,797 This is insane. 498 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,340 Well, let's see 499 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,340 what Danny said. 500 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,260 I'm in a crowded 501 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,260 health club 502 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,806 and, uh, I'm naked 503 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,974 on a StairMaster. 504 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,893 Oh, ding da-ding 505 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,893 ding ding. 506 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,312 Put on some boxer shorts 507 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,312 and mow the lawn. 508 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,689 We have a match. 509 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,732 Ooh. 510 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,483 What are you, 511 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,483 a witch? 512 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,610 How could you possible know 513 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,610 my recurring nightmare? 514 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,821 You're not alone, cupcake. 515 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:11,327 Okay, it's time to wake up 516 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:11,327 our old married couple. 517 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,162 Rebecca, we asked Jesse-- 518 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,998 I'm sorry, but I've been 519 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,998 having fun a little fun 520 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,542 teasing Jesse about 521 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,542 being predictable 522 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,919 but I see that 523 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,919 it's really bothering him 524 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,129 so rather than match 525 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,129 his answer again 526 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,631 I'm just gonna pass. 527 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,384 No, uh, don't-don't pass. 528 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,384 Just-just say anything. 529 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,594 Just make something up. 530 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,011 Let's hear 531 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,011 what Jesse said. 532 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,766 Let her match this. 533 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,808 I pass. 534 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,727 [bell rings] 535 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,478 (Joey) 536 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,478 'We have a match.' 537 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,021 This is ridiculous, you know? 538 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,398 The-the magic is gone. 539 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,900 There's no mystery. 540 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,900 You know me better-- 541 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,234 - Than you know yourself. 542 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,234 - See. 543 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,527 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 544 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,527 I'm sorry. 545 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:45,820 But what's wrong with that? 546 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,113 I'll tell you what's wrong. 547 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,615 How would you like it 548 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,615 if someone knew 549 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,157 your every thought, 550 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,157 you know 551 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,284 your-your every need 552 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,703 your...your every desire? 553 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,413 Actually, it doesn't 554 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,413 sound that bad. 555 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,415 Sweetheart, don't you see? 556 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,750 The reason 557 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,750 I know you so well 558 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,501 is because I love you 559 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,501 so much. 560 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,670 Oh, I know. 561 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,670 I'm sorry. 562 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,923 I've been acting silly. 563 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,883 You know, my whole life 564 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,883 I wanted someone 565 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,134 that-that knew me this well. 566 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,136 That knew me this 567 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,136 intimately and I got it. 568 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,889 I'm-I'm a very lucky guy. 569 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,476 Uh, Rebecca, you gonna let him 570 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,476 talk to you that way? 571 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,937 - Butt out, Stone. 572 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,937 - Yeah, Stone. 573 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,235 Did you know I was 574 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,235 gonna do that? 575 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:27,862 Huh? 576 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,909 Sweetheart, 577 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,909 where are we going? 578 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,829 Like you don't know. 579 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,037 You two, where do you think 580 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,037 you're going? 581 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,915 You can't leave. 582 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,915 Come on. Hey. 583 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,918 [chuckles] 584 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,918 Well.. 585 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,712 I guess they're going 586 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,712 to duke it out 587 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,965 in the parking lot. 588 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,884 Okay, let's get back 589 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,884 to D.J. and Steve. 590 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,135 Let's face it. 591 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,261 We're never gonna 592 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,261 know each other 593 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,430 as well as Jesse 594 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,430 and Rebecca. 595 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,974 Or even dad and Estelle. 596 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,726 The way I look at it 597 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,102 everything new 598 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,102 I learn about you 599 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,562 is like another surprise. 600 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,065 You know, it's like 601 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,065 unwrapping a new present. 602 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,694 You know, makes every day 603 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,694 feel like Christmas. 604 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,989 Well, Steve is laying it 605 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,989 on pretty darn thick right now. 606 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,365 He's in trouble, folks. 607 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,660 He's not in trouble. 608 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,496 That was really beautiful. 609 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,751 Boy, the fur 610 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,751 is really flying. 611 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,004 [buzzer] 612 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,007 Well, darn, 613 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,007 we are out of time. 614 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,341 And I guess that means 615 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,844 our perfect couple 616 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,844 with the perfect score 617 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,555 is Estelle and Danny. 618 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,935 'And for your grand prize' 619 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,354 'you two will be 620 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,354 spending a fun filled' 621 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:48,026 romantic weekend 622 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:48,026 in Cabo, San Lucas. 623 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,989 Well, folks, 624 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,989 that's our show. 625 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,949 I'm Joe Stone saying 626 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,285 may all your couplings 627 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,285 be perfect. 628 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,455 Good show, everybody. 629 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,042 You're not bad, Stone. 630 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,168 If you're that vicious 631 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,168 with your family 632 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,422 think what you could do 633 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,422 with strangers. 634 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,840 Well, I am thinking about it. 635 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,341 And I can't spend 636 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,341 the rest of my life 637 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,968 humiliating people. 638 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,678 I'm turning in my teeth. 639 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,266 Hey, pal, 640 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,266 the hair stays, too. 641 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,565 Danny, I know I'm late. 642 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,565 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 643 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,525 - What did I miss? 644 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,525 - Well, not much. 645 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,611 Estelle and I 646 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,611 just won a trip to Cabo. 647 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,320 We'll send 648 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,320 you a post card. 649 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,241 Who is that? 650 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,285 One half of 651 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,285 the perfect couple. 652 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,494 Vicky, where were you? 653 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,204 I know you're angry 654 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,204 but when you hear 655 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,041 where I was 656 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,041 you're gonna be happy. 657 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,711 I was in a meeting 658 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,711 with the head of the network. 659 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,298 Danny, I'm gonna anchor 660 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,298 the network news 661 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,591 in New York. 662 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,011 New York? 663 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,429 The Big Apple, 664 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,429 New York? 665 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,473 You can't catch a cab 666 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,473 in the rain, New York? 667 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,266 Yes, yes, and I don't 668 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,266 need a cab 669 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,559 'cause I got a driver. 670 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:04,769 [giggles] 671 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,187 That's great. 672 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,568 - What's gonna happen to us? 673 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,568 - Well, nothing, nothing. 674 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,654 I'll just be based in New York 675 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,654 instead of Chicago. 676 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,614 I mean, things will be 677 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,614 exactly the same between us. 678 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,825 I don't want things 679 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,825 exactly the same between us. 680 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,745 I want things to get-get 681 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,745 better and-and closer 682 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,205 not farther and worser. 683 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,877 Vicky, I-I wanted 684 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,877 to sit down with you 685 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,588 this weekend and finally set 686 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,588 our wedding date. 687 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,427 When are we gonna 688 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,427 start our life together? 689 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,266 Well, this does 690 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,266 complicate things. 691 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,228 I guess we'll just have 692 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,228 to wait a little longer. 693 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,944 I, uh, I can't do that. 694 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,032 It hurts too much 695 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,032 being apart all the time. 696 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,785 I know. 697 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,785 It hurts me, too. 698 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,662 But I just don't see 699 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,662 any other way for us. 700 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,413 I mean, unless you move 701 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,413 to New York. 702 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,209 You know I can't do that. 703 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,420 I mean, I can't-I can't 704 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,420 uproot my family. 705 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,256 If it was just me, 706 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,256 I'd be there in a second. 707 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,342 But everything in the world 708 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,342 that's important to me 709 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,844 is right here 710 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,844 in San Francisco. 711 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,224 Except you. 712 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,477 Oh, Danny, you're 713 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,477 very important to me, too. 714 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,232 But I-I can't 715 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,232 turn down this job. 716 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,068 I mean, I've always wanted 717 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,068 to be a network anchor. 718 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,318 I mean, when I was 719 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,318 a little girl I played 720 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,196 with a Barbara Walters doll. 721 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,241 I know how you feel. 722 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,910 I had a Hugh Downs lunchbox. 723 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:51,000 Well, I can't ask you 724 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:51,000 to give up your dream. 725 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,921 So I guess I'm gonna 726 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,921 have to give up mine. 727 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,135 Are you saying 728 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,135 that it's over? 729 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,390 Yeah, I guess I am. 730 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,770 I do love you. 731 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,189 I love you, too. 732 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,652 I guess that's 733 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,652 not enough, is it? 734 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,614 I guess not. 735 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,788 [dramatic music] 736 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,846 How you doing, dad? 737 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,310 I'd love to tell you 738 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,310 that I'm fine. 739 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,604 I'd also love to tell you that 740 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,604 the Giants won the world series 741 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,607 and we've seen 742 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,607 our last Rocky movie. 743 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,359 The truth is, girls, 744 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,359 I'm miserable. 745 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,445 Will a tuna melt 746 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,445 make you feel better? 747 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,198 Normally, that's my idea 748 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,198 of a happy meal. 749 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,868 But, uh, I don't have 750 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,868 much of an appetite right now. 751 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,871 We understand, dad. 752 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,871 We're gonna miss Vicky, too. 753 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,707 I know. 754 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,542 I just thought I'd 755 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,542 finally found somebody 756 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,628 that I could spend 757 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,628 rest of my life with. 758 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,589 Dad, what could you do? 759 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,800 You and Vicky 760 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,800 just wanted different things. 761 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,678 Yeah. 762 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,221 I don't know, 763 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,221 I had-I had this fantasy. 764 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,266 I-I was, I was hoping 765 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,266 that Vicky 766 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,392 and I could settle down 767 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,979 and you girls could 768 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,979 finally have a mom again. 769 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,356 Well, if you 770 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,356 haven't noticed 771 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,651 I think we're doing 772 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,651 pretty great the way we are. 773 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,823 Yeah. At least 774 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,823 we got each other. 775 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,158 Does that cheer you up? 776 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,785 You better believe it, 777 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,785 sweetie. 778 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,289 Come here. 779 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,707 Thank you, girls. 780 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,418 Dad, if you don't want 781 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,418 this tuna melt-- 782 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,254 No, I'll split it with you. 783 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,254 It's not a problem 784 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,381 I'm getting hungrier 785 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,381 by the second. 786 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,885 [instrumental music] 787 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,977 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 788 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,064 [theme music] 789 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:38,000 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 790 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,960 ♪ Shooby-do-ba-botta ♪♪