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[instrumental music]

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Simon says, "dance like you

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have ants in your pants."

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Simon says "stop."

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Sit on the floor.

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Boys, stand up.

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I never said "Simon says."

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Who's a Simon?

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He's bossy.

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You can only move

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when Simon says.

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It's the rules.

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Okey-dokey.

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Alright, gang,

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ice cream time.

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Get it while it's cold.

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- 'Let's go.'

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- Can't do it.

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Why?

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It's the rules.

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What is that?

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Uncle Jesse, they just learned

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how to play "Simon says."

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Oh. Simon says.

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Alright.

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Simon says...time for ice cream.

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- Yay!

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- Yay!

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Come on. Come on.

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Go get it.

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I got to remember that

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at bath time.

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[theme music]

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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened

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to predictability ♪

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♪ The milkman the paper boy

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evenin' TV ♪

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ A hand to hold onto ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ There's a face ♪

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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waitin'

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to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

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♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪

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Hey, "T-bag," meet my new

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boyfriend, Keanu.

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Hey, nice to meet you.

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Uh..

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...actually,

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my name is John.

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Kimmy just likes

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calling me "Keanu."

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my name is Danny.

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Kimmy just can't

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remember it.

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I still can't get over

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that movie.

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See, now that I'm taking

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this film class

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I can appreciate all the,

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all the symbolism, you know

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all the metaphor,

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the subtext.

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Steve, we saw

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"Ernest Gets A Bee Bite."

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You two actually

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watched the movie?

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Kimmy, a relationship

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isn't just making out.

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Oh, my God.

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You're serious.

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Come on. Let's get out of here

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before we get boring.

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- Boring.

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- That is so far off.

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So, you wanna watch TV?

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Hey, I got the remote tonight.

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No, Deej, come on.

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Forget about the TV, okay?

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I got to talk to you

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about something.

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My film class is

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going down to L.A.

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for a special seminar next week.

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Next week?

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Well, that's my school vacation.

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I thought we'd be together.

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I know, I know,

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I feel terrible

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but my professor picked me

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and five other people

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out of the whole class.

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She says I have

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a critical eye.

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I guess that's because whenever

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she shows a film

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I'm always the first to yell,

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"hey, focus!"

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You're not laughing.

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Alright, I'll stay.

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No. Go.

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I-it's a good

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opportunity for you.

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Thanks, Deej.

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You're the best.

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What is going on here?

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Why is everyone so tired?

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I'd ask Nicky and Alex

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but...I don't wanna wake 'em.

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Hey, uh, where the heck's

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the newspaper at?

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I checked all

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the usual places

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the hedge,

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under the car

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Gibbler's coffee table.

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[with brogue]

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Oh, top o' the mornin' to ya.

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Where's me lucky charms?

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Hey, you guys won't

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believe this.

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I was driving

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to the health club

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and according to the radio

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it's five o'clock

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in the morning.

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It's not five o'clock in the

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morning. It's...eight o'clock.

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Look.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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April fools!

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Morning breath.

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- It isn't even April yet.

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- I know.

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But every year when I try

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and catch you guys

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with an April fools

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joke, you expect it.

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This, however,

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was brilliant.

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You were totally surprised.

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I changed every watch

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and clock in the house.

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I knew it was too early.

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When I woke up, I didn't even

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need to go to the bathroom.

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Joey, I think I speak for

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everyone in the house

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when I say to you, "pack your

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bags, you're moving out."

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[in unison]

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Get out.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Joey.

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Come on, you guys.

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It was a joke.

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Isn't anybody gonna

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be a good sport?

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Forget it. You're going down,

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Gladstone.

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This was absolutely

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ridiculous.

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But you know what, everybody?

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Look on the bright side.

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We get a couple hours

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of extra sleep.

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See ya.

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Top o' the day

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to ya. Ha ha!

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I'll get the kids.

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- Good morning.

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- Good morning.

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Time for breakfast.

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No, it's not time

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for breakfast.

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Now, listen, there's been

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a little mix-up here

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and we're gonna get

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couple of more hours

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of sleep this morning, fellas.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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I think I'll put 'em

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in Joey's bed.

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- No sleep.

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- No sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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Yes, sleep.

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- 'Yes, sleep.'

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- 'No sleep.'

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Hey, Deej, aren't you

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going back to bed?

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No. I don't think I can sleep.

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What's the problem?

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It's me and Steve.

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I mean, you should see

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Kimmy and Keanu.

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You have to pry 'em apart

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with the jaws of life.

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Steve and I

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used to be like that.

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We never wanted

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to be apart for a minute.

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Well, you know, it's normal

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for a relationship

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to go through stages.

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I mean, the first stage

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is always hot

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because it's new.

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And when it's not so new?

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Well..

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...then you have to find out

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if you have more going on

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than just the initial

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attraction.

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You'll find out if

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you have the same interests.

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Yeah, but you and Uncle Jesse

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have been together forever

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and you're still hot

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for each other.

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That's one of our interests.

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Deej, Come on.

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It's gonna be a great party.

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I can't. Steve's gonna

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call from L.A.

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Besides, I would feel

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weird by myself.

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You won't be by yourself.

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You'll be with us.

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You'll be making out

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all night.

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Well, we'll need

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a spotter.

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I'll pass.

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Then at least come

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with us tomorrow.

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Yeah. We're gonna climb

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Eagle Mountain.

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Thanks, but I'm more

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of a mall dweller.

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Suit yourself.

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Come on.

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Let's get to the party before

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all the good couches are taken.

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Hey, Deej.

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Hey.

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Hey, Deej, since you're

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babysitting tonight

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we have got a really

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important job for you.

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We've finally figured out

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a great trick to play on Joey.

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It's operation payback.

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Great. How does it work?

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Wait, you might wanna take

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notes on this, sweetie.

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You know how every week Joey

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goes and he buys

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those lottery tickets and thinks

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he's gonna make the big score?

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Well this time, we're gonna

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make him think that he did.

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Well, that's kind of cruel.

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Exactly.

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Now, your mission, should

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you choose to accept it

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is to tape the lottery show

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tonight

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and then we're gonna go out

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and get the same numbers

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and then I'm going to switch

298
00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,655
that ticket with Joey's ticket.

299
00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,449
And then the next time Joey sits

300
00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,449
down to watch the lotto drawing

301
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,033
we play the tape.

302
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,786
The numbers match exactly,

303
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,786
he thinks he's a zillionaire

304
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,580
and it's shaft city.

305
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,666
Then we tell him

306
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,666
he didn't win

307
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,085
and laugh at him,

308
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,085
like he laughed at us.

309
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,712
No, no, no, no.

310
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,712
We laugh much harder.

311
00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,888
Well, it looks like you're

312
00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,888
my Saturday night dates.

313
00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:34,973
What do you want to do?

314
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,058
I want to play farmer.

315
00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,978
Come on, D.J.

316
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,897
You be a goat.

317
00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,649
Be a goat.

318
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,278
I'm a go-o-oat.

319
00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,571
I'm a go-o-oat.

320
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,408
[telephone ringing]

321
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,120
Hello-o-o-o.. Ahem.

322
00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,499
- Hello?

323
00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,499
- 'D.J?'

324
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,709
Steve. How's L.A.?

325
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,085
It's incredible, Deej.

326
00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,586
They took us to this

327
00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,586
beautiful restaurant

328
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,629
here in Beverly Hills.

329
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,382
There are stars everywhere.

330
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,260
Listen to this. I actually met

331
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,260
Tom Cruise's dental hygienist.

332
00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,678
And I've been seeing

333
00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,678
the greatest films

334
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,389
by these awesome directors.

335
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,850
Deej, I can't tell you, it's

336
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,850
been so amazingly stimulating.

337
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,268
'So, well, what have

338
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,268
you been up to?'

339
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,732
Well...I've been making

340
00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:25,732
really neat goat sounds.

341
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,153
Excuse me.

342
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,910
Do you mind

343
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,910
if I use the phone?

344
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,037
My flip phone died.

345
00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,706
D.J.!

346
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,125
Suzanne Somers

347
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,125
just touched me.

348
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,213
I gotta go, okay?

349
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,213
I love this town!

350
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,465
Steve?

351
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,342
It's all yours, Miss Somers.

352
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,843
Oh, and if I may say so

353
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,470
thanks to that Thighmaster

354
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,470
of yours

355
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472
my mom's got the cutest buns

356
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,472
on the whole block.

357
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:58,973
Really?

358
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,101
How nice for your dad.

359
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,562
Thanks.

360
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,562
Thank you.

361
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,024
I stayed home for that?

362
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,776
What am I doing with my life?

363
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,736
I don't know.

364
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,990
Well, I'm not waitin'

365
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,990
around for anybody.

366
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,159
I'm going to that party.

367
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,287
Bye-bye, D.J.

368
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,956
Have fun.

369
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,749
I intend to.

370
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,548
Okay, tonight,

371
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,548
I'm babysitting..

372
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,758
...but tomorrow

373
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,758
is a brand-new day.

374
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,063
Kimmy, you're doing great.

375
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,189
You must be part mountain goat.

376
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,732
Could be.

377
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,651
You know,

378
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,651
when my grandfather got mad

379
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,987
he used to lower his head

380
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,987
and ram people.

381
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,574
Oh, D.J.

382
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534
- Uhh!

383
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534
- Oh!

384
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,495
Doesn't she just

385
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,495
crack you up?

386
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,205
Yeah. Remind me to laugh

387
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,205
if we ever make it back down.

388
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,000
Whoa.

389
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,919
We're really high.

390
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,172
Aren't you guys

391
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,172
scared at all?

392
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,299
I'm too dumb to be scared.

393
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,717
Okay, just a little more

394
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,761
and we'll be at the top.

395
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,138
We're going up that?

396
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,931
It's a lot easier

397
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,931
than it looks.

398
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,350
And there's hand and footholds

399
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,350
all the way up.

400
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,977
'Just follow me.'

401
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,690
I love this view!

402
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,943
I could watch him

403
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,943
climb all day.

404
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,904
Kimmy!

405
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,407
Forget the view! You almost

406
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,407
fell off the mountain!

407
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,160
Yeah, but what a way to go.

408
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,621
'You girls comin' up?'

409
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,831
Be right there, lover boy!

410
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,877
I can't move.

411
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,046
I'm too scared.

412
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,964
Why did I ever do this?

413
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,217
Well...you said you didn't

414
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,217
wanna be stuck at home

415
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,968
while Steve's out

416
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,968
sharing phones

417
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,888
with the rich

418
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,888
and the sexy.

419
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,765
Yeah, but I don't wanna be stuck

420
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,765
on this ledge, either.

421
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,601
Deej, you gotta

422
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,601
face this fear.

423
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,811
I mean, what's the worst

424
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,811
that could happen to you?

425
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,938
Well..

426
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107
...I could fall

427
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107
and be splattered

428
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,568
into thousands of little pieces

429
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,444
on these very hard

430
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,444
pointy rocks.

431
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,821
There you go.

432
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,501
A hand, please.

433
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,753
Kimmy!

434
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,631
- D.J., I've got you. Here.

435
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,631
- Oh!

436
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,717
Give me your hand.

437
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,051
- Ahh.

438
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,051
- Whoo.

439
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,345
Deej, you did it!

440
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,348
I did do it!

441
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,348
I conquered my fear!

442
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,935
God..

443
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,144
Look at this view!

444
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,647
'It's, uh..

445
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,647
You can see forever!'

446
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,107
This is spectacular!

447
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,317
I feel like I'm on top

448
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,317
of the world!

449
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,319
Deej, will you stop yakkin'?

450
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,238
You're killing the mood.

451
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,409
I can't believe

452
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,409
I almost missed this.

453
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,620
You know,

454
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,620
in some weird way

455
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,663
Kimmy, I couldn't have

456
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,663
done this without you.

457
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,374
Hey, you taught me how

458
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,374
to shave my pits.

459
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,211
What goes around

460
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,211
comes around.

461
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,847
Hi, D.J.

462
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,100
Steve. What are you

463
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,100
doing here?

464
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,728
Oh, nothing.

465
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,728
Just waiting around..

466
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,438
...for about three hours!

467
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,523
I came home today.

468
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,523
We had a date, remember?

469
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,692
Oh, it's Saturday.

470
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,319
You're home from L.A.

471
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,861
I don't know what

472
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,861
happened to this week.

473
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,238
I've been so busy.

474
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,616
Well, thanks. It's nice

475
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,616
to know you missed me.

476
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,453
Oh, I'm sorry. I've just been

477
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,453
doing so much stuff.

478
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,038
You know, I even got to hang out

479
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,038
with Steph and Michelle.

480
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,124
'I forgot how much

481
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,124
I liked them.'

482
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,251
Did you forget

483
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,251
you had a boyfriend?

484
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,796
No..

485
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,173
...but my whole life doesn't

486
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,173
revolve around you.

487
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,509
Yeah. It revolves around us.

488
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,597
Uh, we'll be upstairs

489
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,597
if you need us.

490
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,268
You know, I know

491
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,268
what this is about.

492
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,895
You're trying to get back at me

493
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,895
for going to L.A.

494
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,898
Steve, I'm not trying

495
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,898
to get back at you.

496
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,818
Man, you share one phone

497
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,818
with Suzanne Somers

498
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,570
and you think you're

499
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,570
Mr. Hollywood.

500
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,115
I cannot believe that you are

501
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,115
jealous of me and Suzanne.

502
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,660
Jealous?

503
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,328
Steve..

504
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,871
...go home.

505
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,250
Okay, alright.

506
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,250
I'm goin' home.

507
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,336
But it's not because

508
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,336
you told me to!

509
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,547
It's because my mom said

510
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,547
not to be late for dinner.

511
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,967
And I don't intend to be!

512
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,473
Okay, Joe-Joe. Time for

513
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,473
the big lottery drawing.

514
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,891
Okay, Michelle,

515
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,891
turn off the TV

516
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,476
and then turn on the tape.

517
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,730
Joey, Joey,

518
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,730
be with your family

519
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,439
the people who love you.

520
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,816
What's everybody doing here?

521
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,108
You guys are always tellin' me

522
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,108
how dumb I am

523
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,694
for buying lottery tickets.

524
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,111
Oh, not today, Joey.

525
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,655
We are here to cheer you on.

526
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,324
Yeah. It is your lucky day,

527
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,324
buddy.

528
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,618
Michelle, turn the sound up.

529
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,119
(male announcer on TV)

530
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,119
'And here are the numbers

531
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,119
in this week's'

532
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,122
'Super Lotto

533
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,122
$50 million jackpot.'

534
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,541
'Fourteen.'

535
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,958
Hey, I actually got one.

536
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,168
'Five.'

537
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,336
Yes.

538
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,504
'Twenty nine.'

539
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,672
Yes.

540
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,840
'Forty one.'

541
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,592
Yes.

542
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,634
'Twenty three.'

543
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,177
Oh, my God, yes!

544
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,804
'And the last number is..'

545
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,013
'...six!'

546
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,807
Yes! Yes! Yes!

547
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,434
'I won! I did it! I'm rich.'

548
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,852
Oh, Michelle!

549
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,978
I think I'll buy a ranch,

550
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,978
a big ranch

551
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,147
and I'll get you that pony

552
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,147
you always wanted.

553
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,275
Ah, forget the pony.

554
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,275
I'll buy you a horse.

555
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,569
A big horse, a big

556
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,569
10-foot-tall horse

557
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,945
with a golden saddle!

558
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,697
Ha ha ha ha!

559
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,407
'I'm a 50 millionaire.'

560
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,658
- Yes!

561
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,658
- Joey, Joey, Joey, this is--

562
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,868
This is.. It's incredible.

563
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,286
I wanna touch it.

564
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,286
I wanna feel it

565
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,412
I want to smell this puppy.

566
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,830
Hey, I said it was

567
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,830
his lucky day.

568
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,624
- Let me smell the puppy.

569
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,624
- Guys, careful.

570
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,083
- I smelled the puppy first.

571
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,083
- I smelled the puppy second.

572
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,501
'Hey, come on.

573
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,501
You're being a baby.'

574
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,795
Guys, don't rip it.

575
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,795
Don't rip it.

576
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,755
- Will you just let go of it?

577
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,755
- Fine!

578
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,839
'My money!'

579
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,215
My $50 million!

580
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,301
- No!

581
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,301
- No, no, no!

582
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,803
Joey. Joey!

583
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,472
- You'll burn your hand!

584
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,472
- I'll buy a new one!

585
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,557
Joey, Joey, Joey, face it.

586
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,100
It's gone.

587
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,686
Gone?

588
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,062
Yeah.

589
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,314
Now, Joey

590
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,733
you know what they say..

591
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,902
[in unison]

592
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,902
April fools!

593
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,488
What?

594
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,656
Gotcha!

595
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,533
You mean

596
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,533
this was a joke? I..

597
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,285
But I saw it on TV.

598
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,663
No, no, no. See, we taped the

599
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,663
drawing from last week, right?

600
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,205
We went out, we bought

601
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,205
those numbers

602
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,749
and we switched that ticket

603
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,749
with your ticket.

604
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,376
But there's

605
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,376
no tape in there.

606
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,211
Well, sure there is. I put it

607
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,211
in there this morning.

608
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,965
I pressed

609
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,965
the "play" button.

610
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,967
I'm telling you guys,

611
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,967
there's no tape in there.

612
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,761
I took it out this morning

613
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,761
to clean the heads.

614
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,597
We were watching

615
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,597
the real show.

616
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,141
Have mercy.

617
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,141
Joey's ticket actually won!

618
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,269
- The fireplace!

619
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,269
- The fireplace!

620
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,229
Oh, God. Oh..

621
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,608
Man!

622
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,194
There's nothing

623
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,194
but ashes in there.

624
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,822
Well, gang,

625
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,822
you know what they say..

626
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,157
...April fools!

627
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,157
Ha ha ha ha!

628
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,993
- What?

629
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,993
- Huh?

630
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,161
The tape was in there

631
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,161
the whole time.

632
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,875
Oh, that knucklehead

633
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,875
got us again.

634
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,250
Here's a little hint.

635
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,378
Next time, don't label it

636
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,378
"Joke on Joey."

637
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,881
Oops.

638
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,595
Gang, next time,

639
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,595
don't mess with the king.

640
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,808
Heh heh heh!

641
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,279
[in unison]

642
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,279
April fools!

643
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,251
Hey.

644
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,879
What are you doing up?

645
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,006
I'm just having some tea

646
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,006
and thinking.

647
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,425
Oh, what a coincidence.

648
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,594
I was just thinking

649
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,594
about having some tea.

650
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,597
So, uh..

651
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,767
You okay?

652
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,352
Steve and I had a fight.

653
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,729
Oh.

654
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,817
It just feels like we're not

655
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,817
on the same wavelength anymore.

656
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,153
Is that how it felt when

657
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,153
you and Vicky broke up?

658
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,907
Well, yeah.

659
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,451
Sometimes people

660
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,451
in relationships

661
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,704
just go off

662
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,704
in different directions.

663
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,164
Yeah, I think that's the problem

664
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,164
with me and Steve.

665
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,668
When I was on that mountain

666
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,754
something inside of me

667
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,754
changed.

668
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,633
I just realized that I've been

669
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,633
with Steve so long

670
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,676
that I was forgetting

671
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,676
who I was.

672
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,097
Hmm.

673
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,308
Well, maybe you

674
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,308
have to, you know

675
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,602
talk to Steve and try

676
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,602
to make him understand

677
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,520
how you're feeling.

678
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,607
You're right.

679
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,109
You know, it's nice

680
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,109
having these talks

681
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,444
without being in trouble.

682
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,654
If it'll make you

683
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,654
feel any better

684
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,323
I could ground you

685
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,323
for a couple weeks.

686
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,742
- You're the best.

687
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,742
- Oh, I am, aren't I?

688
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,918
Well, what do you think?

689
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,087
I think that there should

690
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,087
be an elevator there.

691
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,298
Steve, come on,

692
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,298
look around.

693
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,217
Don't you feel

694
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,217
exhilarated?

695
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,928
Don't you feel

696
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,928
overwhelmed?

697
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,388
Don't you feel

698
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,388
anything?

699
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,390
Well, you know,

700
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,390
I feel like a chili dog.

701
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,269
Forget it.

702
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,188
Deej,

703
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,188
I was just kidding.

704
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,231
No, but I'm serious.

705
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,860
What's the problem?

706
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,195
It's us.

707
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,822
You know, it's like

708
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,822
somebody let the air

709
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,157
out of our relationship.

710
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,660
Don't you feel it?

711
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,203
Well..

712
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,746
Well, I'll admit that things

713
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,746
aren't like

714
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,165
they used to be at the beginning

715
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,625
but, but hey, I was willing

716
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,625
never to bring it up.

717
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,881
Not talking about it is not

718
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,881
gonna make it go away.

719
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,383
You know, there's something

720
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,383
missing between us.

721
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,721
I know.

722
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,683
I was thinking

723
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,683
about that in L.A.

724
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,186
We're not connecting

725
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,186
like we used to, you know

726
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,520
but, you know,

727
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,520
we still have fun

728
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,397
we get to hang out,

729
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,397
we talk to each other.

730
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,523
Yeah, but..

731
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,274
...where's the heat?

732
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,402
I mean, where's that passion

733
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,402
that we used to have?

734
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,281
I mean, what you're talking

735
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,281
about is a friendship.

736
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,327
It's not a romance.

737
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,748
So what are you saying,

738
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,748
we should break up?

739
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,168
That's a scary thought.

740
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,128
I know.

741
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,715
It scares me too.

742
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,301
I mean, you're the first guy

743
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,301
that I ever loved.

744
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,182
You know, but..

745
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,935
...climbing this mountain

746
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,935
was really scary

747
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,645
until I actually did it

748
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,856
and then it was incredible.

749
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,364
I understand, Deej.

750
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,283
I mean, you're

751
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,283
my first love too

752
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,202
but we can't

753
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,202
stay together

754
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:29,038
just 'cause we're

755
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:29,038
afraid to break up.

756
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,373
Yeah, because if we did

757
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,627
we could both be missing out

758
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,627
on other incredible things.

759
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,130
Yeah, but we'd lose something

760
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,130
incredible too..

761
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:38,631
...us.

762
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,300
No, we'll never lose us

763
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,510
and we'll always be friends.

764
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,556
I hope so, 'cause..

765
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,977
...you're the best friend

766
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,977
I ever had.

767
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,954
Did we just break up?

768
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,540
Yeah, I think so.

769
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,836
What's next?

770
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,630
I guess we should, um..

771
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,467
...we should just head down

772
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,467
and face the world.

773
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,306
But, uh...

774
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,348
Is it okay if we, uh,

775
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,348
take the trail this time?

776
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,643
Sure.

777
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,485
'Deej, are you coming?'

778
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,570
Go ahead.

779
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,570
I'll catch up.

780
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,198
Are you sure?

781
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,825
Yeah. I just need a minute.

782
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,785
I'll be okay.

783
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,669
I'll be okay.

784
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,434
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

785
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,563
[theme music]

786
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,707
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

787
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,586
♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪