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Go ahead, boys,
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eat your breakfast.
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It's just how you like it,
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within reach.
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My bread is broken.
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No, Nicky, it's not broken.
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It's a bagel.
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If it didn't have a hole,
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it'd be a hokey puck.
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It's broken, look.
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Aunt Becky, we've got
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a bagel situation here.
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I know how to handle this.
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Boys, let mama see those bagels.
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Thank you. Thank you. Alright.
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'One for you..'
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'...and one for you.'
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There you go.
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All fixed. What do you think?
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Okey-dokey.
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Okey-dokey-dokey.
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There you go. There you go.
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Very creative.
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Oh, bagels are easy.
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Cheerios are hard.
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[theme music]
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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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♪ Whatever happened
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to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milk man the paper boy ♪
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♪ Evenin' TV ♪
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♪ Aah ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ There's a heart ♪
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♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere ♪
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♪ There's a face ♪
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♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
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and you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waitin'
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to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪♪
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♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪
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Dad, come on,
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all I'm asking is for you
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to extend my curfew
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by half an hour.
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A measly 30 minutes.
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One "Mama's Family" rerun.
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Steph, last month I extended
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your curfew by "Baywatch."
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What's next, "Lonesome Dove?"
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Steph, give it up. Dad's a rock.
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Okay, you win for now.
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But don't forget,
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I'm younger, I'm stronger
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and I know where you live.
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- See you later.
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- Bye, Dad.
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- Bye.
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- Hi, Stephanie.
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- Hi, Mr. Tanner.
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- Hey, Denise.
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Michelle, Denise is here.
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I know, I saw her coming.
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Here's your lunch, Michelle.
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All your favorites, okay?
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Tuna on date-nut bread
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a crisp red apple,
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and a homemade cupcake.
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- There you go.
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- Thanks.
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- What you got?
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- I haven't looked yet.
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But the smell's oniony.
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Trade you.
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Okay.
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Denise, I, uh, hope you enjoy
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the "Love, dad" icing
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on the cupcake.
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[chuckles]
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I always do.
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Girls, remember, by the way..
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...today is
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parent volunteer day.
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So I'll see you guys
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in just a little bit, okay?
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- Okay, bye, Mr. Tanner.
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- Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Parent volunteer, huh?
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I hope
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you're not gonna teach them
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what you taught us
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in the fifth grade
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"Mildew is a big 'mil-don't."
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I thought I taught you guys
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a very valuable lesson.
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Yeah, to stay home
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on parent volunteer day.
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Alright, class, let's say hello
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to our parent volunteer
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Mr. Tanner, Michelle's dad.
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(in unison)
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Hi, Michelle's dad.
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Hi, Michelle's class.
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Excuse me,
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is this Miss Barnes' class?
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Teddy. Teddy's here.
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You came to the right place,
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come on in.
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I see some of you
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remember Teddy?
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I do. He used to live here
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but then he moved to Texas.
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Howdy. That's how
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they say "hi" in Texas.
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Ooh, ooh. Miss Barnes,
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could Teddy sit here?
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with Teddy.
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You bet, partner.
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I've got to stop talking Texas.
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Okay, let's settle down now
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and pay attention to Mr. Tanner.
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Thank you, Miss Barnes.
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Okay this a little project
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that I thought of
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that I know you guys
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are all gonna love.
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A-and I don't mean recess.
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[laughing]
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Okay, tough classroom.
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Alright, what I want
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you guys to do is
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trace a life-size drawing
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of your best friend.
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Just like I did.
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This is my best friend, Joey.
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That's how he looks
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before breakfast.
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He's not a morning person.
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No, that-that's true.
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What I want you guys to do
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is I want you to
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trace your best friend, okay?
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Color it in and then
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tell us all a story
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about why that person
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is your best friend.
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Okay, we've got paper
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and supplies for all of you.
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I got back just in time,
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you could trace me.
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Hey, I'm her best friend,
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she's tracin' me.
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Michelle, you've gotta pick
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one of us.
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That's not a pelican,
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he just has a big mouth.
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[laughing]
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Uh, Jess, I'm sorry we're late.
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I had to pick up
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Roxy at the airport.
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Oh, airport pick up.
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This relationship's getting
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serious, huh?
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Oh, we'd have been here sooner
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but I couldn't get Joey
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off the moving sidewalk.
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Hey, it's fun going
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the wrong way.
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So, Roxy, I was reading
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that you, uh
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you have a gig
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in town this weekend.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you come on the show
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and plug it.
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Hey, that's great
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as long as you guys don't mind.
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Oh, it's fine with us,
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but, uh..
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Roxy, let me give you
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a little word of warning.
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Better, uh,
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fasten your seatbelt
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because when Joey
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and I get going..
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...things get moving
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pretty fast around here.
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You know. huh, Joe, huh?
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Yeah, don't worry,
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once the zingers start flying
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I'll shield you
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with my body, huh?
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- Huh? Huh?
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- Yeah?
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- Huh?
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- Yeah.
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- You see how we..
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- Right off to top of our--
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It's, uh, it's dangerous.
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Alright, um.
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Sit down here.
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Give her a seat.
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Here you go.
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Okay, Roxy...now brace yourself
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...because we're on
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in three, two, one.
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(Man on speaker)
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'Rush-Hour Renegades.'
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'Coming at you.'
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Alright, San Francisco,
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we're the Rush-Hour Renegades.
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Jesse and Joey,
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comin' at you live.
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We are the double R
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with H in the middle.
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and the big hand is on the four
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little hand's on my thigh.
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- Joey, what are you doing?
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- Whoa, sorry, Jess.
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We're a little cramped in here
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today because we have
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a very special guest,
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Roxy Martin.
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She's a stand-up comic,
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she's cute, she's funny
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and she just happens
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to be my girlfriend.
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Well, two out
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of three ain't bad.
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Hi, San Francisco,
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hope you'll come
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and see me at the Giggle Garage
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this weekend.
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I'll be there
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giggling every night
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except Friday,
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that's my hockey night.
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Oh, Roxy, you like hockey,
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don't you?
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Well, I do prefer something
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a little less bloody.
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Like open heart surgery.
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That's true,
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and I knew this doctor--
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(Joey)
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'I know exactly
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what you're saying.'
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I had a game last week,
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I lost four teeth.
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And that was during
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the national anthem.
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[laughing]
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Speaking of the national anthem,
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Roseanne Barr sang--
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(Roxy)
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'Oh man. It's really amazing,
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you know.'
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What other profession
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lets you fight on the job?
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Oh, I know exactly
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what you are saying.
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When was the last time you saw
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two accountants dooking it out
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because someone
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forgot to carry the four?
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You know, th-there's fighting
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in other sports too.
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Hey, guys-guys, there's fighting
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in other sports too, you know
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like, um..
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...uh..
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...boxing.
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Oh, my dad was a boxer,
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but, well, he wasn't very good.
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You know, he fought
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under the name
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"Kid Hit Me And I'll Fall."
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[laughing]
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Yeah, I think I read about him.
292
00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,951
Never made it to the ring.
293
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,661
Got punched out
294
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,661
by the peanut vendor.
295
00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,079
[laughing]
296
00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,668
Oh, boy, and on that note
297
00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:25,088
it's time to check in
298
00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:25,088
with Jesse in traffic, Jess?
299
00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,010
It's rush hour, you're stuck.
300
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,146
Come on, Michelle,
301
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,146
we gotta do the project.
302
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,190
(Denise)
303
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,190
'Who you gonna trace?'
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00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,650
Okay, okay. Let's see.
305
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,320
Teddy was my old best friend.
306
00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:52,532
That's right. Trace away.
307
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:56,286
But Denise is my
308
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:56,286
new best friend.
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00:08:56,328 --> 00:09:01,166
And "new" means "now"
310
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so move it, Tex.
311
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,003
No, uh, old means first
312
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,713
new means second.
313
00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:10,550
I'm in, you're out. Excuse me.
314
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,177
(Michelle)
315
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,177
'Guys, guys.'
316
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,636
I like you both.
317
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,180
How do I decide?
318
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,310
I'll give you my bolo tie
319
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,310
that I got in Texas.
320
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,354
This is neat.
321
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,190
Well, uh. you could
322
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,190
have my scrunchie.
323
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,984
- Cool.
324
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,984
- Oh, yeah?
325
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,445
I got Snickles.
326
00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,613
I like Snickles.
327
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,116
There's only one left.
328
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,451
Green?
329
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,078
I don't know.
330
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,746
Red's my favorite.
331
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,709
Denise, do you have
332
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,709
anything better?
333
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,213
All I have is my
334
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,213
Princess Jasmine pencil case.
335
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,050
That will go great
336
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,050
with my Abu eraser.
337
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,512
Who said you could have this?
338
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,391
Well, don't you wanna
339
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,391
be my best friend?
340
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,935
Not if you take all my stuff.
341
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,812
If Teddy wants
342
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,812
to give you all his stuff..
343
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,523
...good for him.
344
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,693
I don't want to.
345
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,693
I love that tie.
346
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,863
And it looks really good
347
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,863
on you too.
348
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,823
You think so?
349
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,742
Give me back my tie.
350
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,165
And I want my scrunchie back.
351
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,334
Snickle.
352
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,963
Wait a minute, now who's
353
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,963
gonna be my best friend?
354
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,215
- Not me.
355
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,215
- Not me.
356
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,261
You know, I like green Snickles.
357
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,762
I'm your man.
358
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,183
How did that happen?
359
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,395
[Comet whines]
360
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,783
Which bring us
361
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,783
to point number 57--
362
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,119
Steph, exactly
363
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,119
how many points are there?
364
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,539
As many as it takes
365
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,539
to get you to extend my curfew.
366
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,542
Now, the maturity factor.
367
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,003
I have here a signed affidavit
368
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,796
from a cashier at Sizzler
369
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,131
who called me "ma'am."
370
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,051
- Dad?
371
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,051
- Not now, Michelle.
372
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,553
He's starting to weaken.
373
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,221
I'm sorry, Steph, no sale
374
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,848
your curfew remains the same.
375
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,642
Ugh, thanks a lot, Michelle.
376
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,725
It's not her fault.
377
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,102
I know, but if I get mad at you
378
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,854
my curfew will be before hers.
379
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,858
Hey, honey, what's up?
380
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,862
I can't do
381
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,862
my best friend project.
382
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,030
Why not?
383
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,573
Because I don't have
384
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,573
a best friend.
385
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,536
That was a key element.
386
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,536
What happened?
387
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,703
Well, everything
388
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,703
would have been fine
389
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,331
if Teddy had red Snickles.
390
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,917
Well, what do red Snickles
391
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,917
have to do with it?
392
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,086
More importantly,
393
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,086
what-what exactly is a Snickle?
394
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,547
I tried to be fair to pick
395
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,590
the best friend
396
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,590
with the best stuff.
397
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,966
Teddy gave me his tie
398
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,010
and Denise gave me
399
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,010
her scrunchie.
400
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,054
Is-is a scrunchie
401
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,054
like a Snickle?
402
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,890
Dad, stay with me.
403
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,725
I'm trying to, Michelle.
404
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,269
I'm trying to get
405
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,269
a handle on this.
406
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,146
But it-it sounds to me
407
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,146
like you were making
408
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,607
people give you
409
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,607
weird sounding stuff
410
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,359
to try to get them
411
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,359
to be your best friend.
412
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,111
I didn't make them.
413
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,111
They wanted to.
414
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,573
Then they got mad at me.
415
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,782
Well, maybe you should apologize
416
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,782
to Teddy and Denise.
417
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,160
I can't believe
418
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,160
you are on their side.
419
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,662
It's not that
420
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,662
I'm not on their side, honey.
421
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,996
It's-it sounds to me
422
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,996
like you are trying
423
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,956
to take advantage
424
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,956
of the situation.
425
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,084
And I think maybe
426
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,084
you should say you're sorry.
427
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,044
Do I have to?
428
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,673
No. I'm not gonna
429
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,673
force you apologize.
430
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,009
I think you're old enough
431
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,009
to decide for yourself.
432
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,220
Good, I decide not to.
433
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,516
Should have seen that coming.
434
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,479
...says "That's not a hat,
435
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,479
it's a bad haircut."
436
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,356
- Hi, Steph.
437
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,356
- Hey, Joey.
438
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,109
Roxy, you and Joey were
439
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,109
hysterical on the radio today.
440
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,277
(Roxy)
441
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,277
'Thanks.'
442
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,361
You know, Uncle Jesse
443
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,529
you should have been there.
444
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,075
I was there.
445
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,702
Don't you listen
446
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,702
to the traffic reports?
447
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,121
I'm sorry, Jesse.
448
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,998
I guess we did monopolize
449
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,998
time today.
450
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,752
Yeah, once we got rolling,
451
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,752
we kind of got carried away.
452
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,169
Hope you didn't mind.
453
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,504
Oh, come on, me mind?
454
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,047
Please, guys,
455
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,047
you think I'm so insecure
456
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,633
that I'd be sitting
457
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,633
there looking at my watch
458
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,384
while you guys talk
459
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,384
for an hour and 48 minutes?
460
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,597
Look, bottom line
461
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,597
is...it was good radio.
462
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,600
Well, that's great,
463
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,600
because, you know
464
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,226
with so many phone calls
465
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,226
that we got
466
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,770
people loving it so much
467
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,272
I was thinking maybe Roxy could
468
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,272
join us again tomorrow.
469
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,023
If that's okay with you?
470
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,651
Yeah, fine.
471
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,651
Oh, sure it's okay.
472
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,277
You know, in fact, you know,
473
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,277
it's better thank okay
474
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,112
it's-it's A-Okay.
475
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,198
Okay, A.
476
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,533
[laughing]
477
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,909
Let's go write some bits
478
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,909
for tomorrow.
479
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,454
'Oh, yeah, okay.
480
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,454
You, kids, have fun, now.'
481
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,289
Don't bother to include me.
482
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,378
Oh, hey, shorty.
483
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,464
- How you feeling?
484
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,464
- I've been better.
485
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,633
Yeah, I know the feeling.
486
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,633
Have a berry.
487
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,512
What do you do when
488
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,512
your friends leave you out?
489
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,473
Traffic reports.
490
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,850
- Huh?
491
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,850
- Oh, no, I'm just kidding.
492
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,394
Listen, if you're friends
493
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,394
are leaving you out
494
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,229
and they're not treating you
495
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,229
right, I say, uh
496
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,398
you know, make new friends.
497
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,775
Hi, honey. Hi, Michelle.
498
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,401
- Hi, hon.
499
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,401
- Hi.
500
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,487
Where do you get a best friend?
501
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,656
Well, I married mine.
502
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,824
[chuckles]
503
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,703
Great, I'm not even dating yet.
504
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,164
Hey, hey, the berries, the be--
505
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,251
- Great show today, honey.
506
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,251
- Eh.
507
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,838
Joey and Roxy were hilarious.
508
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,633
Well, they weren't hila..
509
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,633
like "hi-larious" hilarious.
510
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,385
Beck, you know what?
511
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,385
I just got a great idea.
512
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,136
Why don't you come
513
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,136
on the show tomorrow?
514
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,304
- Why?
515
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,304
- It'll be fun.
516
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,430
We'll have a few laughs,
517
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,430
you'll plug
518
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,724
"Wake Up, San Francisco."
519
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,310
Bottom line is,
520
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,310
it'll be good radio.
521
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,687
Well, is it okay with Joey?
522
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,398
Yeah, yeah, it's more than okay,
523
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,398
it's A-Okay.
524
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,276
Alright, now, I've got
525
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,276
all my stuff back from you
526
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,028
and you got your stuff back
527
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,028
from me.
528
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,448
We just have one more piece
529
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,448
of unfinished business.
530
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,951
Now, you promised
531
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,951
to watch "Fists of Fury."
532
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,496
I don't have to watch it now.
533
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,496
We broke up.
534
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,081
We made this deal
535
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,081
when we were going together.
536
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,666
[chuckles]
537
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,666
Oh, great.
538
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,668
So I watched "Steel Magnolias"
539
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,668
for nothing, huh?
540
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,382
D.J., can I trace you
541
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,382
for my school project?
542
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,551
I thought you're supposed
543
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,551
to trace your best friend.
544
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,095
Well, I called
545
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,095
everybody in my class
546
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,013
but all the best friends
547
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,013
were taken.
548
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,350
So I decided
549
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,350
to ask my best sister.
550
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,896
Well, that's sweet.
551
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,773
And when Stephanie said no..
552
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,401
...I decided that
553
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,401
you were my last chance.
554
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,530
So I'm your second best sister?
555
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,782
No.
556
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,327
But I saw
557
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,327
Stephanie first and I-I..
558
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,621
...blew it, didn't I?
559
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,624
Hey, squirt, I'll help you out.
560
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,459
- You will?
561
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,459
- Sure.
562
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,378
Here's the door.
563
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,015
(man on radio)
564
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,015
'Rush-Hour Renegades.'
565
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,225
'Coming at you.'
566
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,728
Alright. Hello, San Francisco.
567
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,062
- I'm Jesse.
568
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,062
- I'm Joey.
569
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,731
And we are the Rush-Hour
570
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,731
Renegades.
571
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,483
Now, if you're stuck in traffic,
572
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,483
you set that cruise control
573
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,193
to five miles an hour, put your
574
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,193
feet up on the dashboard and..
575
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,779
[sqweaking]
576
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,779
...enjoy.
577
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,363
I'd just like to say
578
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,363
that we have
579
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,282
a special guest
580
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,282
joining us once again today
581
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,451
for the drive home, Roxy Martin.
582
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,538
Hi, everybody.
583
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,707
Yeah, well-well let's not forget
584
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,707
our extra special guest
585
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084
my lovely and talented wife,
586
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084
Rebecca Donaldson
587
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,128
of
588
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,128
"Wake Up, San Francisco" fame.
589
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,049
- Nice to be here.
590
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,049
- Good, honey. Good.
591
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,718
[giggles]
592
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,718
It's nice to have you both here.
593
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,680
Now, did I mention that Roxy
594
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,680
will be doing two shows..
595
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,683
...Friday and Saturday night
596
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,683
at the Giggle Garage?
597
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,855
And-and-and did I mention that,
598
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,855
uh, Becky's doing
599
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,648
one show on channel 6
600
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,648
on Monday, Tuesday
601
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692
Wednesday, Thursday
602
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692
and Friday mornings?
603
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,279
Uh, speaking of mornings..
604
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,365
...Roxy, you should see me by
605
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,365
dawn's early light.
606
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,368
It's pretty scary. For my own
607
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,368
protection, I shave in the dark.
608
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,911
[laughing]
609
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,705
That's why your
610
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,705
cheek's in a tourniquet.
611
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,709
Yeah, right, hey,
612
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,709
still speaking of morning..
613
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,836
...Beck, what was that funny
614
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,836
thing our kids did
615
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,671
yesterday, huh, tell 'em.
616
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,882
What funny thing?
617
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,424
Ah, the-the funny thing
618
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,968
the-the milk was coming out
619
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,968
of their nose.
620
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,469
The milk escapade.
621
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,469
T-talk about that.
622
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,388
Oh, no, no, no,
623
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,388
that-that wasn't yesterday
624
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,806
that was two weeks ago.
625
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,016
Who cares what day it is, honey
626
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,726
it was still funny, wasn't it?
627
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,769
Actually, it was disgusting.
628
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,479
And actually, it was Joey.
629
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,856
[laughing]
630
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,566
Good thing
631
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,566
I wasn't wearing a shirt.
632
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,108
[laughing]
633
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,444
Uh, speaking of shirts..
634
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,196
..how about those guys
635
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,196
who tuck their shirts
636
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,280
in their underwear?
637
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,699
Do they think
638
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,699
that's a good look?
639
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,783
[laughing]
640
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,035
Yeah, why not go all the way
641
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,452
and stick their pants
642
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,452
in their socks?
643
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,704
[laughing]
644
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,165
Back to us, back to us.
645
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,210
Um, Beck, uh, let's talk more
646
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,210
about our kids, huh?
647
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,712
Who's speaking about our kids?
648
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,047
We were, we were talking
649
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,047
about our kids.
650
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,464
and all the-all the funny things
651
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,464
they do
652
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,841
They say the darnedest things,
653
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,841
don't they?
654
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,342
Well, they do say
655
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,342
the darndest things
656
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,011
but I thought
657
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,011
we were talking about tucking.
658
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,220
They were talking about tucking
659
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,097
we were-we were talking
660
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,097
about our kids..
661
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,100
...and all the funny,
662
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,100
uh, junk they do.
663
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,520
I thought we were all
664
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,520
on the same show.
665
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,480
You know, it's so hard
666
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,480
to tell sometimes.
667
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,528
Uh, we'll be right back
668
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,528
after this brief message
669
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,155
from the Troll King Smorgasbord.
670
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,034
Located at under
671
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,034
a bridge near you.
672
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,535
[drum music]
673
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,914
Jess, I don't work
674
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,914
for the Psychic Network
675
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,207
but I'm sensing a little
676
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,207
competition going on here.
677
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,126
There's no competition
678
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,126
going, I'd-I'd just, you know
679
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,336
would like to be included
680
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,336
in my own show, that's all.
681
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,173
Well, I asked you before
682
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,173
if you're feeling left out.
683
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,801
Well, I'm not feeling left out.
684
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
- Well, what are you feeling?
685
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845
- I'm feeling not in.
686
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,475
It's my fault. It's your show
687
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,475
and I'm just intruding.
688
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,268
No, Roxy, it's-it's my fault.
689
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,437
I should have been
690
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,437
more sensitive to my partner.
691
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,939
No, actually, it's his fault.
692
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,899
Yeah, actually it's..
693
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,899
My fault? Why?
694
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,193
Yes. Well, Joey asked you
695
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,193
if there was anything wrong
696
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,946
why weren't you honest
697
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,946
about your feelings?
698
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,573
Because I'm not a cry-baby,
699
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,573
you know, I'm not gonna go
700
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,577
"Oh, I'm so sorry,
701
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:21,577
I feel left out."
702
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,746
- Not in public anyway.
703
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,746
- Mm-hm.
704
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,582
I see, a real man
705
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,582
doesn't express his feelings.
706
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,293
Oh, I'm not gonna sit
707
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,293
around and tell everybody
708
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,921
that I-I feel like
709
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,921
I'm being rejected and ignored.
710
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,881
I mean, then everyone go, "Aw"
711
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,466
and hug me and everything.
712
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,677
You feel rejected and ignored?
713
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,886
(in unison)
714
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,886
Aw.
715
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,471
See, see.
716
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,471
I told you, I told you.
717
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,641
Oh, honey, come on,
718
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,641
is it so terrible
719
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,019
to have your friends care
720
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,019
about your feelings?
721
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,521
Ah.. Actually, no.
722
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,065
You know, I mean,
723
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,065
to be honest with you..
724
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,817
...it was kinda nice.
725
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,276
(in unison)
726
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,276
Aw!
727
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,278
Not that nice. Not that nice.
728
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,405
Alright, class,
729
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,405
let's show Mr. Tanner
730
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,240
how our projects turned out.
731
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,368
Who wants to go first?
732
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,661
How about you, Teddy?
733
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,622
Okay, I'll give you a hand.
734
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,832
Great.
735
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,712
This is my
736
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,712
new best friend, Denise.
737
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,093
I like her because
738
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,093
she laughs at all my jokes..
739
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,095
...even when they're not funny.
740
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,723
[laughing]
741
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,106
- That wasn't funny.
742
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,106
- It was to me.
743
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,608
See?
744
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,657
And Teddy would
745
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,657
be my best friend
746
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,618
even if he didn't have Snickles.
747
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,829
Which he always does.
748
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,375
Thank you, Denise,
749
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,375
that was very good.
750
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,211
A bit vindictive, but-but good.
751
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,922
Maybe later you'll explain me
752
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,922
what a Snickle is?
753
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,174
Okay, Michelle, sweetie,
754
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,174
would you like to go next?
755
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,259
- I guess so.
756
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,259
- 'Good. Come on up, honey.'
757
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,264
- Okay, I'll give you a hand.
758
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,264
- It goes this way.
759
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,391
Oh, it goes this way. Okay?
760
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,228
[children laughing]
761
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:17,110
This...is my best friend.
762
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,569
His name is Comet.
763
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,989
You can't have
764
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,989
a dog best friend.
765
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:26,619
- Why not?
766
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:26,619
- He has too many legs.
767
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,829
Well, I would have
768
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,829
had people friends
769
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,124
but you guys left me.
770
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,584
'Cause you wanted
771
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,584
my pencil case.
772
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,211
Yeah, greedy, greedy.
773
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:39,006
Well, I was trying to be fair,
774
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:39,006
friend leavers.
775
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,716
Dog tracer.
776
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,596
Teddy, Michelle, Denise,
777
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,596
that's enough.
778
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,807
Yeah, that's right.
779
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,807
Kids, you know what?
780
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,809
I-I think you're missing
781
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,809
the whole spirit
782
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,769
of project "best friend."
783
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,021
Now, you guys all
784
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,021
like each other.
785
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,523
There's no reason why
786
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,523
you can't all be best friends.
787
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,485
But I thought you could
788
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,485
only have one best friend?
789
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,903
No, that's not true.
790
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,488
Joey used to be my
791
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,488
old best friend
792
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,115
and now Jesse's my
793
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,115
new best friend.
794
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,159
Now-now we're all
795
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,159
three best friends.
796
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,952
We're kind of like
797
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,952
"The Three Musketeers."
798
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,745
Except without, you know,
799
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,745
the-the swords
800
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,623
and the-and the funny hats
801
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,623
and-and the tights.
802
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,000
Except on dress-up day.
803
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,460
[chuckles]
804
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,712
I'm kidding.
805
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:22,424
Are you saying that three people
806
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:22,424
can be best friends?
807
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,260
Yeah, if you wanna be.
808
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,138
Sure, best friends are people
809
00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,138
who like to share things
810
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,640
and they-and they care
811
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,640
about each other.
812
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,350
And they just like
813
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,350
spending fun time together.
814
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,436
Like on dress-up day?
815
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,190
I was kidding.
816
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,776
Okay, let's vote.
817
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,611
Who wants to be best friends?
818
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,322
[cheering]
819
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,243
Okay, best friends again.
820
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,829
And we don't have to give
821
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,829
each other anything.
822
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,706
Unless we want to.
823
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,624
[chuckles]
824
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,834
I got Snickles.
825
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,252
- Do you have red?
826
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,252
- I like green.
827
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,130
Uh, let's put those away
828
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,130
until after school.
829
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,342
Well, Miss Barnes, first can
830
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,342
I take one quick look at them?
831
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,927
What are these Snickles?
832
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,927
Let me see. Wow.
833
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,972
Sugar, sugar, sugar..
834
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,477
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
835
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:38,209
♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
836
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,502
♪ Do-be-do-ba-ba-da ♪