1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,127 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:05,172 Okay, boys, 3 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:05,172 these are safety scissors. 4 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:07,466 Now, you don't have to worry, 5 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:07,466 they won't cut clothing 6 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:11,261 fingers or, uh, 7 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:11,261 paper, apparently. 8 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,140 I can do it. 9 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,267 Me too. 10 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,144 Now, boys, I should warn you, 11 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,144 I've been usin' 12 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,230 safety scissors unsupervised, 13 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,230 since I was 25 14 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:26,276 so don't be 15 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:26,276 too discouraged if it, uh.. 16 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,537 You know, 17 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,537 if it comes...too easily. 18 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,246 Here, kite. 19 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,085 [theme music] 20 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,922 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 21 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,300 ♪ Ah ♪ 22 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,224 ♪ Whatever happened 23 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,224 to predictability ♪ 24 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:01,020 ♪ The milk man the paper boy 25 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:01,020 evenin' TV ♪ 26 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,564 ♪ Ah ♪ 27 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,358 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 28 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,358 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,777 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 30 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,777 ♪ There's a heart ♪ 31 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,071 ♪ A hand to hold on to ♪ 32 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,866 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 33 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,866 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 34 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:18,746 ♪ There's a face 35 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:18,746 of somebody who needs you ♪ 36 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,790 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 37 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,711 ♪ When you're lost out there 38 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,711 and you're all alone ♪ 39 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:30,799 ♪ A light is waiting 40 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:30,799 to carry you home ♪ 41 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,052 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 42 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,724 ♪ Everywhere you look ♪ 43 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,724 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 44 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,018 ♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪ 45 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,106 [instrumental music] 46 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,495 Dad, it's not fair. 47 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,495 Art is my favorite subject. 48 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,539 I know, Michelle, 49 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,539 but there's not enough money 50 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,624 in the school budget. 51 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,084 Somethin' had to go. 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,004 How about those sloppy joes 53 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,004 they serve at lunch? 54 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,839 Michelle, I'm sorry 55 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,839 they cut the art program 56 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,340 but if it'll make you 57 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,340 feel any better 58 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,051 you can help us 59 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,051 with our collage. 60 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:16,929 No, thanks, it will 61 00:02:14,093 --> 00:02:16,929 just remind of how much fun 62 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:19,264 I used to have in art class. 63 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,686 I can't believe 64 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,686 they cut the art program. 65 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:28,231 I mean, what are they gonna cut 66 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:28,231 next? Lunch, recess, dodgeball? 67 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,902 These are the building blocks 68 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:31,902 of education. 69 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,153 Well, Joey, I'm gonna 70 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,153 bring it all up tonight 71 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,362 at the PTA meeting. 72 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,447 You know what? 73 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,447 You should come with me. 74 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,282 Oh, I don't think so, Danny. 75 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,743 There's free food 76 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,743 and a filmstrip. 77 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,954 We gotta save that art program. 78 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,960 Michelle, how come you 79 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,960 had to pull it all the way out? 80 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,879 I thought there's 81 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,879 more drawer than that. 82 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,006 Ugh. 83 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,966 Alright, okay, girls 84 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,301 prepare to hug your uncle. 85 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,678 - What? What do you have? 86 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,678 - What is it? 87 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,304 I got tickets 88 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,304 for the whole family 89 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,264 to see Little Richard. 90 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,683 I love Little Richard. 91 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,937 He sings "Itsy Bitsy Spider" 92 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,937 on my new CD. 93 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,064 Michelle, he's a lot 94 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:09,064 more famous than that. 95 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,398 That's right. Tell her, girls. 96 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,734 He did those really, 97 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,734 cool taco commercials. 98 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,111 Oh! 99 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,532 Girls, please, I have 100 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,532 failed as both your uncle 101 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,118 and your official 102 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,118 historian of rock n' roll 103 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,371 which Little Richard happens 104 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,371 to be the founding father of. 105 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,998 He's the cat who put 106 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,998 the "womp-bomp-a-loom-bam" 107 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,875 with the "womp-bam-boom." 108 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,003 I was wondering who did that. 109 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,296 These tickets are so cool, 110 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,296 I almost hate to use them. 111 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,090 You know, I'm thinkin' about 112 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,090 maybe puttin' 'em in a frame 113 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,760 and hang them and the wall, you 114 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,760 know? Wouldn't that be cool? 115 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,889 Oh, Uncle Jesse, will you help 116 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,889 us get the sock drawer back in? 117 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,725 Huh, sure. You happen 118 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,725 to be talking to the guy 119 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,269 who got Joey's head 120 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,269 out of the breadbox. 121 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:53,025 Alright. All it takes 122 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:53,025 is a little finesse. 123 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,987 (Jesse) 124 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:56,987 'Just a little finesse is fine.' 125 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,613 'Finesse kinda..' 126 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,201 And some pounding. 127 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,205 - There you go. 128 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,205 - Thanks. 129 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,498 Ain't nothin' to it. 130 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,498 A baby could do it. 131 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,172 Uh, Uncle Jesse, 132 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,172 now it's stuck. 133 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,549 - You got socks on? 134 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,549 - Yeah. 135 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,135 Worry about it tomorrow. 136 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,763 [instrumental music] 137 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,145 - Well, hello there, Joey. 138 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,145 - Oh. 139 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,646 Hello there, 140 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,646 Mrs. Carruthers. 141 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:35,275 As always, you're 142 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:35,275 a vision in flannel. 143 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,444 And you're a vision in whatever 144 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,444 it is that's, uh 145 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,905 covering your body there. 146 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,407 You know what? 147 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,407 Enough talk about textiles. 148 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,659 Why don't we get on 149 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,659 with the meeting? 150 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,706 The meeting of the 151 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,706 Frasier Street School PTA 152 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,374 will now come to order. 153 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,919 First on the agenda 154 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,919 is the upcoming elections. 155 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,589 I will, as always, be happy 156 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,589 to return as your president. 157 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,471 Now, is there any other business 158 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,471 before we move on to coffee 159 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,141 and Mrs. Yablonski's 160 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,141 prune squares? 161 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,938 Make it quick, Mr. Tanner. 162 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,856 Yes, I just-I just think 163 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,856 it's a disgrace 164 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,483 that we're losing 165 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,483 our art classes 166 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,401 and I'd like to know what 167 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,401 the PTA intends to do 168 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,070 to try to get them back. 169 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,781 Well, Mr. Tanner, school budgets 170 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,781 are not a matter for the PTA. 171 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,492 Yes, but without art, 172 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,492 o-our walls will be empty. 173 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,869 All the cracks 174 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,869 in the plaster will show. 175 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,537 And you know what's gonna 176 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,537 happen? They're just gonna 177 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,540 fill up with-with 178 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,540 filth, a-and dust and, grime. 179 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,126 And you're not gonna 180 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,126 be able to get in there 181 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,794 with just a vacuum cleaner 182 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,794 crevice tool. You're not. 183 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,171 You're gonna need a Q-Tip. 184 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,463 You'll have to dip it in Lizol. 185 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,757 You're gonna work it 186 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,757 in and out, up and down. 187 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,802 Danny, tell 'em 188 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,802 how art enriches lives. 189 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,180 Right. 190 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,098 Art enriches our lives. 191 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,227 Ask 'em where they'd be 192 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,227 without the Mona Lisa 193 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,147 Whistler's Mother, those dogs 194 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,147 playing poker. Ask 'em. 195 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,232 Right. 196 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,232 Where would we be with.. 197 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,943 Dogs playing poker? 198 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,655 Why don't you tell them that? 199 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:03,655 I can't.. Go ahead. 200 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,448 Hi, everyone. 201 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,993 Basically, I think 202 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,993 we just need art. 203 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,331 Um, I'm not just talking about 204 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,331 paintings and sculptures.. 205 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,665 ...um.. 206 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,298 Uh.. What about animation? 207 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,800 Do we wanna deny the world 208 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,800 the next Bugs Bunny 209 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,053 or Mickey Mouse 210 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,053 or Daffy Duck? 211 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:31,350 [imitates Daffy Duck] 212 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:31,350 Because art enhances 213 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:31,350 a student's progress. 214 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,402 [in normal voice] 215 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,402 Uh, basically, what 216 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,402 I'm saying is that 217 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:47,074 um, art is a really 218 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:47,074 wonderful thing for kids. 219 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,826 It makes them feel great 220 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,826 about themselves. 221 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,746 So thanks for listening 222 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,746 and drive carefully. 223 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,086 Bravo, Joey. 224 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:03,506 That was very passionate. 225 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:03,506 Ineffective but passionate. 226 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,593 And now, on 227 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,593 to the prune squares. 228 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,095 What is it now, Mr. Tanner? 229 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,888 I just like to get back 230 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,888 to that election thing. 231 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,640 I mean, what-what automatically 232 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,640 makes you president again? 233 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,601 I'm always proclaimed president. 234 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,353 So, now, without further ado 235 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,189 let's hoist me on your shoulders 236 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,189 and once around the room. 237 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,774 E-excuse me, everybody. 238 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,653 I would like to nominate 239 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,653 Joey Gladstone as president. 240 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,281 I second that. 241 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,036 Uh, I really 242 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,036 don't think so. 243 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,163 Oh, come on, Joey. 244 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,163 The school really needs you. 245 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:39,376 You love kids, you care about 246 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:39,376 kids. Heck, you are a kid, Joey. 247 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,544 And, frankly, uh, 248 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,544 I'd rather hoist you around 249 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,005 on my shoulders 250 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,005 than Mrs. Carruthers. 251 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,007 So, what do you say, everybody? 252 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,007 You wanna let Joey run 253 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,385 and have 254 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,385 a real election this year? 255 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,387 - Good idea. 256 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,387 - Come on. 257 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,224 - Alright, I'll do it. 258 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,224 - Alright. 259 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,475 That's great! 260 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:58,103 [indistinct chatter] 261 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,986 Oh, that's it. 262 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,986 The Little Richard tickets 263 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,946 are officially lost, 264 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,946 I checked everywhere. 265 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,906 I even checked 266 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,906 under Joey's bed. 267 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,993 When I came to, 268 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,993 I checked the garage. 269 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,577 All finished. 270 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,663 Oh, boys, let me see. 271 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,832 [Becky gasping] 272 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,832 Oh! 273 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,502 - This one. 274 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,502 - Thi.. Oh, it's beautiful. 275 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:27,215 Jess, look what Leonardo 276 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:27,215 and Da Vinci created. 277 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:30,010 Oh, that is beautiful, guys. 278 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,262 'It's colorful. It's..' 279 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:37,184 Look at these little blue 280 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:37,184 flecks. There's an L and an R.. 281 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,103 They cut up my 282 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,103 Little Richard tickets. 283 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,439 Oh, Jess, you know what? 284 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,439 Let's not panic here, okay? 285 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,358 I went through something 286 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,358 very similar to this. 287 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,401 M-my sister, one time, 288 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,401 she ripped up 289 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,112 my very valuable 290 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,112 Willie Mays baseball card. 291 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,864 I was able 292 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,864 to glue it back together. 293 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,241 Of course, he looked more 294 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,241 like Weezy Jefferson. 295 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,162 Nah, it's okay. 296 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,162 It's not their fault. 297 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,247 You know, I guess 298 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,247 we weren't meant 299 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,666 to see Little Richard, 300 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,666 that's all. 301 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,585 Guys, look at this. 302 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,585 "Vote for Mrs. Carruthers." 303 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,629 I found it on my windshield. 304 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:10,633 I had no idea this PTA election 305 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:10,633 was gonna get so darn serious. 306 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:14,221 Oh, Joey, relax. Who's gonna 307 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:14,221 notice a couple of flyers? 308 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,228 They, uh, 309 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,228 might notice the t-shirts 310 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,021 balloons and frozen yogurt. 311 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,358 Kids, where'd 312 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,358 you get that stuff? 313 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,903 It's free at Mrs. Carruthers' 314 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,903 campaign headquarters. 315 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,032 All we gotta do 316 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,032 is ask our parents 317 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,950 to vote for Mrs. Carruthers. 318 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,206 Michelle, you're supposed to 319 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,206 tell people to vote for Joey. 320 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:45,001 Sir, I'm still on 321 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:45,001 Mr. Gladstone's side. 322 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:49,256 I'm just eating yogurt because 323 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:49,256 I have a delicate stomach. 324 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:53,260 I ate a Cobb salad for lunch, 325 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:53,260 and if I may be so candid 326 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,429 it's sitting like a brick. 327 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,933 Look at all this stuff. 328 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,393 How am I ever gonna 329 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,393 compete with Carruthers? 330 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,853 I gotta come up 331 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,853 with something really big. 332 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,897 Have a rally 333 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,897 with someone famous. 334 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,233 You know, when my mom 335 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,233 ran for president 336 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,859 of the Pro Wrestlers' Union 337 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,195 she invited 338 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,195 the Village People to play. 339 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,032 Kimmy, that sounds like 340 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,032 the movie of the week. 341 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,578 Why don't you 342 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:19,578 go home and write it? 343 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,955 Jess, wait a second here. 344 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,955 You know what? 345 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:26,501 Kimmy's brain cells might have 346 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:26,501 inadvertently connected here. 347 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,212 Maybe a little campaign rally's 348 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,212 not such a bad idea. 349 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,047 Who could we get 350 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,047 to come that's famous? 351 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,592 My uncle could do it. 352 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,760 Whenever we have a party 353 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,139 he's the first one 354 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,139 to jump up and start singin'. 355 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,640 He's probably the first one 356 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,640 to finish the punch 357 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,478 and put the bowl 358 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,478 on his head too. Ha ha! 359 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:45,937 [doorbell ringing] 360 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,981 I'll get it. 361 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,608 I bet that's my uncle. 362 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,944 He's picking me up today. 363 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,944 You wanna meet him? 364 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,946 - Yeah. 365 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,946 - Sure. 366 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,865 Is he gonna wear that 367 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,865 punch bowl on his head? 368 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,915 - Who is it? 369 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,915 - 'Uncle Richard.' 370 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,550 You're Little Richard. 371 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,884 Whoo! 372 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:31,107 Uncle Little Richard, 373 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:31,107 these are my friends. 374 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,234 I have your record, 375 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,234 Mr. Little. 376 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,820 Could you play 377 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,820 the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" for us? 378 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,199 Whoo-whoo! 379 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,199 I love that spider! 380 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,619 All I need is the 88 keys. 381 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,579 - How about a piano? 382 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,579 - 'Whoo!' 383 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,705 Even better. 384 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,916 - Follow me. 385 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,916 - Okay. 386 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,212 Right this way. 387 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,921 Joey, if you would, 388 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,921 would you blanch the vegetables 389 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,757 and, uh, 390 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,757 I'll toss the salad and.. 391 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,926 Hi. Hi, everybody. 392 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,015 And I think Little Richard 393 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,015 just walked through the kitchen. 394 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,398 [performing "Itsy Bitsy Spider"] 395 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,150 ♪ There's a little spider 396 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,150 that's oh so strong ♪ 397 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,320 ♪ Listening to the beat 398 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,320 let me pump this song ♪ 399 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,532 ♪ Itsy bitsy spider 400 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,532 went up the water spout ♪ 401 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,660 ♪ Down came the rain 402 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,660 and washed the spider out ♪ 403 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,663 ♪ Out came the sun 404 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,663 and dried up all the rain ♪ 405 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:30,584 ♪ Itsy bitsy spider 406 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:30,584 went up the spout again ♪ 407 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,793 (both) 408 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,793 Whoo! 409 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,380 ♪ Itsy bitsy spider ♪ 410 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,341 ♪ Ooh an itsy bitsy spider ♪ 411 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,843 ♪ We got an itsy bitsy spider ♪♪ 412 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,850 Whoo! 413 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,227 Whoo! 414 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,942 Can't believe it! 415 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,942 Little Richard played my piano. 416 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,319 It's like havin', uh, 417 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,319 Henry Ford tune up your car. 418 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,821 - I know that's right. 419 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,821 - Oh, yeah. 420 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,907 I can't believe 421 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,907 that you're the uncle 422 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,744 who plays at all 423 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,744 of Denise's family parties. 424 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,663 He says you 425 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,663 drink up all the punch 426 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,832 and put the bowl 427 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,832 up on your head. 428 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,419 [both laughing] 429 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,343 Little Richard, 430 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,343 could you play at Joey's rally? 431 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,764 Oh, Michelle, we couldn't impose 432 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,764 on an international superstar 433 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,348 to play at a PTA rally. 434 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,769 Sure, it's a good cause 435 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,769 to get the art program back 436 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:34,021 and who knows, they might 437 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:34,021 cancel the music program next-- 438 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,484 Shut up! 439 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,484 So I can say yes. 440 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,360 - Yeah. 441 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,360 - Alright! 442 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,488 - Thank you. 443 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,488 - Alright! 444 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,115 [piano music] 445 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,914 - Where is Little Richard? 446 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,914 - I don't know. 447 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,249 He was rehearsing 448 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,249 with The Rippers 449 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,584 I called the rehearsal hall, 450 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,584 he's not there 451 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,169 he's supposed to be 452 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,169 here half hour ago. 453 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,629 Well, he better hurry up. 454 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,130 I don't know how much 455 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,130 longer Danny can stall. 456 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,881 He's running out of things 457 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,881 to say about Joey. 458 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,217 So, uh, what else 459 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,217 can I say about Joey 460 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:07,305 that I haven't already said 461 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:07,305 in the past, uh, oh, 30 minutes? 462 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,307 Well, his socks always match. 463 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,768 You said that. 464 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:15,689 Well, I can't 465 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:15,689 emphasize it enough. 466 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,649 Well, well, well, well, well. 467 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,234 Obviously, Joey Gladstone 468 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,234 has been unable to provide 469 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,821 the entertainment 470 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,821 he promised. 471 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,365 Give me that. 472 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,117 Is that the kinda man 473 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,117 you wanna see as president? 474 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,413 In a thong, certainly. 475 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:32,413 But president? 476 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,081 Excuse me. Excuse me. 477 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,083 Joey Gladstone promised us 478 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,083 entertainment 479 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,126 and we have entertainment. 480 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,753 - Oh, really? 481 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,753 - Yes, yes. 482 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,505 In fact, Joey, 483 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,505 Jesse and I were just 484 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,632 gonna sing a little song. 485 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,556 - Come on up, guys. 486 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,556 - What song are we gonna do? 487 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,098 We don't have 488 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,098 anything planned. 489 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,934 Well, we'll-we'll 490 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,934 just wing it. 491 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,353 [Danny humming] 492 00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:02,902 ♪ It seems we stood 493 00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:02,902 and talked like this before ♪ 494 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,740 ♪ We looked at each other 495 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,740 in the same way then ♪ 496 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:11,828 ♪ But I can't remember 497 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:11,828 where or when ♪ 498 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:20,044 ♪ And so it seems that 499 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:20,044 we have met before ♪ 500 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,297 ♪ And laughed before ♪ 501 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,801 ♪ And loved before ♪ 502 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,928 ♪ But who ♪ 503 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:34,058 ♪ Knows where or when ♪ 504 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,605 ♪ Where or when ♪♪ 505 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,190 [crowd cheering] 506 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,694 [pop music] 507 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,957 [music continues] 508 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,680 ♪ Say its only a paper moon ♪ 509 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,683 ♪ Sailing over a cardboard sea ♪ 510 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,352 ♪ But it wouldn't 511 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,352 be make-believe ♪ 512 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,314 ♪ If you believed in me ♪ 513 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,442 ♪ Oh without your love ♪ 514 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,695 ♪ It's a honky-tonk parade ♪ 515 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,657 ♪ Without your love ♪ 516 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:35,202 ♪ It's a melody played 517 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:35,202 in a penny arcade.. ♪♪ 518 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,663 And now, for your enjoyment 519 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,581 my impression 520 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,581 of a beautiful young girl 521 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,792 being frisked by MacGyver. 522 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,172 MacGyver? 523 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,215 Ooh, MacGyver. 524 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,302 MacGyver, I hardly know you. 525 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,679 (Both) 526 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,679 Give me an N. 527 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,847 (crowd) 528 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,847 'N!' 529 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,556 (Becky and Steph) 530 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,556 'Give me a T.' 531 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,891 (in unison) 532 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,891 T! 533 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,685 What does that spell? 534 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,897 (in unison) 535 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,897 "Joey Gladstone will make 536 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,897 a really good choice 537 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,817 (in unison) 538 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,817 for PTA president." 539 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,068 - Right. 540 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,068 - Whoo! Thank you. 541 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,705 Well, well, wasn't that endless? 542 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:23,001 Uh, Joey, if you concede now, 543 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:23,001 I'll put you in my cabinet. 544 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,336 And I'll let you out 545 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,336 late at night. 546 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,549 Wait just a second. 547 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,549 Hold on here. 548 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,009 I'm not givin' up yet. 549 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,762 These people care 550 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,762 about the real issues. 551 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,764 They're not here just 552 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,764 to see Little Richard. 553 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,098 Am I right, people? 554 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,393 - 'That's right.' 555 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,393 - 'There he is!' 556 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,228 Thank you for the applause. 557 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,398 Those are the people 558 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:45,398 I care about. That's right. 559 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:49,151 Yeah, that's right. We got a 560 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:49,151 responsibility to these kids. 561 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,778 Shut up, Joey! 562 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,741 They're not cheering for you. 563 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,741 They're cheering for me. 564 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,784 Get off the stage. 565 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,539 Ladies and gentlemen. 566 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,791 The legendary but tardy.. 567 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,919 ...Little Richard! 568 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,048 [performing "Keep On Knockin'"] 569 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,428 ♪ Keep on knockin' 570 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,428 but you can't come in ♪ 571 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,389 ♪ Keep on knockin' 572 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,389 but you can't come in wooo ♪ 573 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,892 ♪ Keep on knockin' 574 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,892 but you can't come in ♪ 575 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,978 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 576 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,978 and try it again ♪ 577 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,564 ♪ You said you love me 578 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,564 but you can't come in ♪ 579 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,650 ♪ You said you love me 580 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,650 but you can't come in wooo ♪ 581 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,070 ♪ You said you love me 582 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,070 but you can't come in ♪ 583 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,697 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 584 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,697 and try it again ♪ 585 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,242 [music continues] 586 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,667 [music continues] 587 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,264 ♪ Keep on knockin' 588 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,264 but you can't come in ♪ 589 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,101 ♪ Keep on knockin' 590 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,101 but you can't come in wooo ♪ 591 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,686 ♪ Keep on knockin' 592 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,686 but you can't come in ♪ 593 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,689 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 594 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,689 and try it again ♪ 595 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,400 ♪ You said you love me 596 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,400 but you can't come in ♪ 597 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,278 ♪ You said you love me 598 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,278 but you can't come in wooo ♪ 599 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,906 ♪ You said you love me 600 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,906 but you can't come in ♪ 601 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,659 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 602 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,659 and try it again ♪ 603 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,286 [music continues] 604 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,083 ♪ Whoo ♪ 605 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,876 ♪ Whoo ♪ 606 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,252 (Little Richard) 607 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,252 'Come on!' 608 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,892 ♪ Keep on knockin' 609 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,892 but you can't come in ♪ 610 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,854 ♪ Keep on knockin' 611 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,854 but you can't come in wooo ♪ 612 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,272 ♪ Keep a knockin' 613 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,272 but you can't come in ♪ 614 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,151 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 615 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,151 and try it again ♪ 616 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,903 ♪ You said you love me 617 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,903 but you can't come in ♪ 618 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,656 ♪ You said you love me 619 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,656 but you can't come in ♪ 620 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,325 ♪ You said you love me 621 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,325 but you can't come in ♪ 622 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,120 ♪ Come back tomorrow night 623 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,120 and try it again ♪♪ 624 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,791 [music continues] 625 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,218 [music continues] 626 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,853 [crowd cheering] 627 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,147 Thank you. 628 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,700 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 629 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,702 - Save the art program. 630 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,702 - 'Yeah.' 631 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:49,289 And remember on election day 632 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:49,289 to vote for me. 633 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,125 I mean, Joey. 634 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,214 And goodnight, everybody. 635 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,841 [music continues] 636 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,431 [crowd cheering] 637 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,447 Excuse me, people. 638 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,450 Now, last night, I took a look 639 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,450 at the PTA constitution. 640 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,869 It says and I quote 641 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,288 "The president of the 642 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,288 Frasier Street School PTA 643 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,666 must be a parent 644 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,666 of a child in the school." 645 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,754 Now, since Joey is a striking 646 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,754 yet childless bachelor 647 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,881 he is disqualified. 648 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,050 Wait, wait. Hold on here. 649 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,302 Now, wait just a doggone minute. 650 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,181 I mean, what exactly 651 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,181 is a parent anyway? 652 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,142 I say, It's someone 653 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,142 who sits up with you all night 654 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,309 when you have the measles. 655 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,145 (in unison) 656 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,145 Yeah. 657 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,105 Someone who checks 658 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,105 to see if there's a monster 659 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,439 under your bed. 660 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,191 - Yeah. 661 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,191 - Yeah, Joey. 662 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,692 It's someone who 663 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,692 helps you rebuild 664 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,237 a papier-mache bust 665 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,237 of Warren G. Harding 666 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,905 the day its due 667 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,905 because he accidentally 668 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,198 sat on it the night before. 669 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,118 And I'm still sorry 670 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,118 about that, Steph. 671 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,828 It's okay. 672 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,748 Someone who cares and cries and, 673 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,748 hopes that the kids they love 674 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,793 will grow up to be happy and, 675 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,793 safe and, lead a good life. 676 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,711 - 'Yeah.' 677 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,711 - 'You're right.' 678 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,046 (Denise) 679 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,046 'Yeah.' 680 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,841 And maybe I don't 681 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,841 have kids of my own 682 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,636 but, in my heart, I'm as much 683 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:25,636 a parent as anybody here. 684 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,682 - Yes, yes. 685 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,682 - Come on, Joey. 686 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,684 Yes! Yes! 687 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,150 Oh, Joey, what can I say? 688 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,776 You're as beautiful 689 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,776 on the inside 690 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,987 as you are from the back. 691 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,407 I would be so honored if 692 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,407 you would be my co-president 693 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,369 and together we'd get that 694 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,369 art program back for our kids! 695 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,956 Thank you, 696 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:53,956 Mrs. Carruthers, I accept. 697 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,542 [crowd cheering] 698 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,548 [upbeat music] 699 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,344 Mrs. Carruthers, I wanna 700 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,344 dance with you, okay? 701 00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:09,889 But in a very professional.. 702 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,599 Mrs. Carruthers, okay. 703 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,599 That's enough. 704 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,976 Hey, hey, hey! 705 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,478 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 706 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,524 [theme music] 707 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,196 [music continues] 708 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,370 [music continues] 709 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,625 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 710 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,338 ♪ Do be do ba ba da ♪♪