No, no, no! Don't touch that dial.
Here's what's on my mind tonight.
Just seven years after he killed a guard
Andy's up for parole.
He was never charged with murder.
Plea bargaining is an everyday occurrence.
We should not be releasing him.
But there is nothing that I can do.
The prison shrink, though, has a plan..
No one gets away with murder.
...to see Andy punished..
Poor Andy.
...on the next "Freddy's Nightmares."
You're in Springwood now.
And you're all mine.
Freeze! Drop the bags.
Open the doors. Stand, stand back.
Come on.
Come on, man. Let's go.
What ya shooting for?
You've killed lots of guys
Yeah, but I'm smart enough to get away with it.
You're an idiot!
I'm not gonna get caught. Relax.
Oh, Dr., uh, Uh-la-mo.
Uh, Alamo.
- Hello, warden. - Yeah, of course, Alamo.
Well, what do you think, ya like your new job?
Oh, well, so far I only have one problem, um..
'...is this office gonna be permanent?'
Well, I hope it's not too antiquated for you.
- Oh, I happen to love antiques. - 'Mm.'
Oh, is, is this what you're looking for?
Oh, thank you.
From what I read in the papers, you're gonna be
the next sheriff of Springwood.
Maybe I could have your office.
Election isn't until two weeks
thr-three weeks away, really.
I'm not gonna count my chickens just yet.
If there's any problems or questions, I'll be around.
Oh, I'm sure, I'll have, uh..
...quite a few questions.
Just got back from four of my favorite banks.
Made a withdrawal.
First, I went to the blood bank.
Then I went to the eyeball bank.
Then I went to the organ bank!
Whoa!
And finally, I went to the sperm bank.
"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal."
Are we ready for our session with the new prison shrink?
Why are you wasting my time, man?
I'm out of here in three days.
You know, you gotta get he stamp of approval
before you get parole. Let's go.
I don't need no psychiatrist.
I'm one hundred percent rehabilitated.
Ooh! Now, this clown's another story.
You should lock him up and throw away the key.
Shut your face..
...Ratman.
What'd you call me?
You heard what I said.
Hey! Hey, hey!
Wish you two were getting out of here today.
Let's move!
You described yourself to the parole board
as, uh, being born again.
Tell me, exactly what did you mean by that?
I've accepted the Lord into my life
and He's given me the strength
to endure this living hell.
What he means is he sucked up to the chaplain.
Nowadays, I spend most of my time
reading "The Bible."
The man can't even read.
That's enough, Mr. Caulfield.
Call me Andy.
Alright...Andy.
Tell me something.
Do you feel like you understand
what led you to become a, a criminal?
Oh, definitely, Dr. Uh-la-mo.
Alamo.
And you're, you're confident that, uh
you won't return to a life of crime
once you're out in the real world?
The joint has a way of teaching you that crime doesn't pay.
Oh, that's a bunch of bull!
All he does is walk around
telling everybody how he got away with murder.
Is that true, Andy?
Do you, uh, feel like
you got away with murder?
I don't know what he's talking about. I did my time.
Seven years. Big deal.
'You robbed an armored car'
'and knocked off a guard in the process.'
'And then he plea-bargains his way'
'out of a murder charge'
'by handing his partner over to the cops.'
Hey, Bruno Gaines was on the FBI's most wanted list.
I did society a favor by diming him in.
'He did himself a favor.'
'Now, Bruno's on death row at Joliet'
and this guy skates away like nothing's happened.
Why is it you know so much about Andy's case?
Oh, everybody knows aboutAn
That's how he got his nickname.
Shut up, stupid.
What nickname?
I said, shut up!
Oh, you mean, uh, Ratman?
You son of a bitch.
Guard?
'Guard?'
Hey, break it up!
I said, break it up!
'What's the matter, don't you guys know'
how to behave in front of a lady?
- You alright, ma'am? - Yes, thank you.
Alright. Session's over, boys. Let's go.
Hey, knock that crap off!
Oh, hello, uh, Warden Hendler.
Hi.
Uh, do you wanna see me?
Uh, yes, I...wanted to ask you
if I could buy you a drink after work?
Oh..
I am afraid that I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
I've got a speech tonight to the Chamber of Commerce
Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.
You're in the middle of an election campaign, I..
Something you wanna talk about?
Uh, actually, yes. There was, um..
I was interested in knowing
why you recommended Andy Caulfield
for an early parole?
Uh, w-what about it?
Well, his record clearly states that he shot and killed a man.
And from what I've seen, he shows little
if any, remorse.
Well, the record also states
that he was never charged with murder.
Well, that's because he turned state's evidence.
Well, the DA wanted his partner
so they cut a deal with Andy.
Look, all I know is that he was tried
and sentenced in a court of law!
Plea bargaining is an everyday occurrence.
I mean, that's the way the system operates.
But warden
I am telling you
that Andy Caulfield is a violent man.
'And we should not be releasing him'
'from this facility.'
But there is nothing that I can do.
'Now, if you feel that strongly about it'
I suggest that you
petition the parole board.
'Otherwise, in three days Caulfield goes free.'
Uh, do you know what time it is?
I have no idea.
Oh, I'm afraid that, uh
if you have anything else to discuss
it's gonna have to wait until morning.
'Paging Warden Hendler.'
Hello.
Uh, is-is this Joliet Prison?
No, I'm sorry. I think we had a bad co..
Oh, yeah, that's better.
Uh, Warden Myers, please.
Warden Myers? Yes, this is Dr. Alamo.
I just wanted to know if the, uh
prisoner transfer had been approved.
Oh, absolutely, uh, Warden Hendler
has no problem with it whatsoever.
Excellent.
Uh, yes, so..
'Yeah, we'll be expecting Bruno Gaines within, um..'
...three days?
Yes, thank you very much.
Hey!
You know, my mom said that my room is just like I left it.
Man, you're such a candy ass.
Running home to your mommy. Aw..
Oh, what are you gonna do, wise guy?
I haven't decided yet.
Maybe I'll buy me a yacht..
...or a penthouse or something.
Hey, the only penthouse that you're gonna buy
is the one with the dirty pictures in it.
Why not?
I got a nice piece of cash waiting for me.
How much?
Man, don't you ever wonder what happened to that money
from the armored-car heist that me and Bruno pulled off?
You stashed all that dough?
Oh, get out of here, man!
Fine. Don't believe me.
Just don't come crawlin' to me
beggin' for a loan.
And what happens if Bruno finds you?
Bruno's never getting out of Joliet.
Not alive, anyway.
'Yo, Andy.'
'Hop to it.'
'Somebody wants to talk to you.'
'I'll be right with you.'
I, uh, wanted you to see this
before I submitted it to the, uh
parole board.
What's this?
What do you want me to read this for?
It's a request to deny your release.
You can't do this, lady.
I'm outta here in two days.
I wouldn't count on that, Andy.
Not after the members of the board
read about your selfish, arrogant attitude
your uncontrollable belligerence
and hostility toward authority
as well as your peers.
Look, if you're talking about me and Mac
we were just blowing off some steam, okay?
You're not ready to be let out on the streets, Andy.
And I'm gonna see to it that you don't get out.
Ever.
What's with you, lady?
You tried so hard to make me look bad.
I got no beef with you.
That's where you are<
Does the name Richard Barbian
mean anything to you?
No. I don't know no Richard Barbian.
'Oh, that's right. You don't know.'
'You never did get the chance to know him, did you?'
Richard Barbian was the transit armored guard
you shot in cold blood seven years ago!
I was 18 years old when he died.
And I swore that one day I would avenge his death.
You see, Richard Barbian..
...Richard Barbian was my father.
How ya livin', Andy?
Livin' large and lookin' fine.
The world smells a little better when you're a free man.
I don't know.
I'm a free man and all I smell is garbage.
I'd love to sit and rap with you..
...but I believe, I have a date with destiny.
Let's rock and roll.
Andy, this is the first da of the rest of your life.
And God helps them that helps themselves.
I'm outta here, man.
And I don't have to listen to no more
inspirational speeches.
Just open the door.
Hey, wrong door, man.
I reviewed your case, Andy.
'You're one of those rats who sits with the cats'
in our justice system.
What's going on here? You can't do this!
I want to talk to my lawyer!
Lawyers are part of the problem, Andy
so are judges and juries.
You know what they say?
If you want something done right
you gottadoit yourself.
Well, I'm gonna do you myself.
You're crazy, lady!
You can't do this!
I hereby find you guilty
of the murder of my father
Richard Barbian.
And the sentence is death!
But I was never charged with murder!
Oh, well, if it's a charge you want
you've come to the right place.
No one gets away with murder, Andy.
Hey, Caulfield.
Yeah?
Thought you might wanna know there was a breakout last night.
Hey, don't look at me. I didn't see nothing, okay?
Not here, in Springwood.
At Joliet..
...four men escaped.
Yeah? So what's that got to do with me?
One of 'em was Bruno Gaines.
Like I said, what's that got to do with me?
That lady shrink of yours is seeing to it
that I'm gonna be in here for a very long time
so that Bruno Gaines can't touch me.
I got nothin' to worry about.
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
'Hey, Nita, check out the new<
Hi, Andy.
What are you doin' here?
I came to apologize
for letting my emotions
cloud my professional judgment.
I was wrong to try to prevent your release.
Yeah?
Bull.
Why are you doin' this, lady?
You heard about Bruno, didn't you?
Well, I arranged for Bruno
to be transferred here, but you see
he fouled up my plan by escaping last night.
As much as I'd love to kill you myself
I don't think I'd be nearly as effective as Bruno.
Are you kidding?
You're a free man, Andy.
Don't do that!
Tomorrow when you walk out of here
Bruno's gonna gun you down
just like you gunned down my father.
Guard?
'Come on, doctor, I got this..'
You can't do this. You've got to let me stay!
I'm afraid it'sadios,<row16
Get back here, lady! Get back here!
I'm not goin' nowhere!
You hear what I'm saying?
How you livin', Andy?
Like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
What are you waitin' for? Let's go!
'He can't drive you anywhere.'
He's dead.
Don't you recognize him yet?
'That's the guard you did when you were bein' stupid.'
Bruno, I didn't mean to.
I did what I had to do!
Yup.
Now I'm gonna do..
...what I've gotta do.
So long, Ratman.
How're you living, Andy?
Well..
...time to go.
You're a free man.
Hey, Andy!
Say hi to Bruno for me.
Boy, I hope you get to spend all that money
before Bruno finds you.
What money?
All the money from the armored car robbery.
Andy here's been hiding it all these years.
Is that true, Andy?
- Talk to my lawyer. - Mm-hmm.
Ricardo.
No one gets away with murder.
I won, lady!
'I'm staying alive!'
I don't get it, Andy.
You were five steps from freedom.
Freedom?
With Bruno out there lookin' for me?
Oh, you screwed up.
Bruno was recaptured last night.
- What? - 'Yeah, you were right.'
'He was on his way to Springwood'
'looking to kill ya.'
We just found him first.
Cheer up.
You got a visitor.
Well, I guess you two wanna be, uh, left alone.
Hey!
- Hey, hey! - Ah!
Mac, you didn't hear any of that, did ya?
'No!'
Hear any of what, warden?
Don't let Bruno kill him..
...but let him come real close.
Poor Andy.
He got Bruno for a cellmate.
Ooh, but that ain't nothin'.
Meet Guss here.
Hey, uh..
Guss got me for a cellmate
Guss, fetch the soap.
The following is a paid political announcement.
'Springwood Prison warden, Dean Hendler says'
'that he's tough on crime.'
You better believe it.
We haven't had<col4 in two weeks.
'Those were the words of Andy Caulfield'
'convicted felon and lifelong slime bucket.'
'He is voting for Warden Hendler.'
'If you're a scum sucking pig'
'you too should vote for Warden Dean Hendler.'
'But if you're a concerned, decent citizen of Springwood'
'vote for a sheriff who can get the job done'
'someone who looks good in a uniform'
'and can really throw her weight around.'
'So vote once, no, vote twice'
'for Sheila Reinfeld!'
'Paid for by the committee'
'to elect Sheila Reinfeld sheriff.'
What is it?
Oh, put him through.
Hello, Charlie!
Y-yes, yes.
Yeah, I've read the polls.
Uh, I realize I'm trailing Reinfeld
by 20 points, yes.
Well, it's those damn commercials she's running.
Where did she get that kinda money?
Look, Charlie.
Look, we gotta do something dramatic.
Yeah, right!
Vote for Warden Hendler
for a kinder
gentler Springwood.
Over my dead body
and his.
Well..
...I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
But I hope I never see you again in my life.
I have a feeling that you won't.
Certainly.
Hey, one last chance to tell me
where that stolen money of yours is hidden.
Dream on, slime ball.
Well, you give me a call
if you change your mind.
And I'll see you around..
...Ratman.
Later, warden.
Yeah.
Good luck, Mac.
That could have been you, Andy.
I could talk to the DA maybe, hm?
You'd be eligible for parole in five years.
Let me guess.
You're gonna do this out of the goodness of your heart, right?
Of course not.
In return..
...you're gonna tell me where you hid the money
from the job that you and Bruno pulled
on the Springwood armored transport.
Man, you think I've got a death wish?
The only reason why Bruno hasn't killed me already
is because I'm the only one
that knows where that money is.
Andy..
...you're a young man.
You've got at least 35
maybe 40 years ahead of you.
You wanna spend 'em all here?
Why not? You'll be here with me.
You think so?
Word is you ain't
doin' so hot in the polls.
Well, that's true. No, thanks to you.
People are holding me responsible
for the murder that you committed.
Life's rough all over.
But it can get easier for both you and me.
You tell me where the money is, and we both win.
How you figure that?
I win that election on Tuesday
you win your freedom.
What good is freedom if you're dead?
No, can do, warden.
No, now listen to me!
Hey, man, a brutality charge
isn't gonna help your campaign any..
'...warden.'
- Doc! Tell me. - Yeah.
Uh-uh, uh, how's that, uh, new drug
you've been working on?
- DRF4? - Hm.
Yeah, it'd be moving right along if you hadn't denied
my drug testing program.
Listen, I'm 20 points behind in the polls now, Douglas.
Can't afford any more controversy.
Well, DRF4
is the ultimate hallucinogenic.
It's true, sir.
It sounds like science fiction to me.
Didn't you read my treatise?
DRF4 opens the brain
up to...any suggestion.
You could tell them that you are the President
of the United States, and they will see you
as the President of the United States.
Tell 'em that they are los out in the middle
of the wilderness, and they will think
that they are out in the middle of the wilderness.
How do you know it works?
Well, I..
I can't be, uh, certain
unless I..
...can test it on several prisoners.
- One prisoner. - What? No, that's crazy!
No experimental subject can be conducted
with u-using just one subject.
Well, you have a choice, Douglas.
You can spend years
going through official FDA channels
or you can conduct your experiment here
with one prisoner..
...unofficially.
Charlie..
...we're about to pull off
one of the greatest come-from-behind..
...victories in the history
of Springwood politics.
Yeah, well, I'll tell you how I'm gonna do it
by solving the biggest unsolved case in this town!
'This stuff isn't gonna hurt me, is it?'
Shh. It's safe, Andy. Don't worry.
What's this stuff called? Maybe I've heard of it.
'All you need to know is that you're helping'
millions of cancer patients.
I don't care about that.
All I care about is that I'm outta here in five years.
That's our deal, right?
Yes, Andy..
...as long as you keep this absolutely confidential.
Okay, now, Andy..
...when this drug takes effect
you're going to experience some discomfort
some nausea, kinda like a bad hangover.
Hm, and just as long as it doesn't make me
grow another leg or nothin' like that.
- No, no, nothing like that. - Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, by tomorrow you should be perfectly fine!
Come on, trust me, Andy. Trust me, it's perfectly safe.
I trust you, doc.
What do I need these for, hm?
Oh, that's, uh, that's for your own protection.
Your own protection. Alright.
'Now..'
It is, uh, 5:42 p.m.
and I am administering DRF4
intravenously.
And the patient
is starting to hyperventilate.
Hey.
It's alright. Alright, relax.
Relax, relax, okay.
Relax, relax.
You may begin now.
'Andy.'
Wake up call for you.
My head. Where am I?
'You're in your cell this day.'
'It's me, Bruno.'
Relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya.
I just want some information, that's all.
What kind of information?
Tell me where you hid the money?
You turned me in, man. You owe me.
You're in for life. What good is that money to you?
Because, um, I'm bustin' outta here.
How you gonna do that?
'Same way I got into this cell.'
I have a master key.
I lifted it off one of the guards.
Now, you tell me where the money is..
...and I'll be gone.
How do I know you won't kill me when I tell you
where that money's hid?
All's I want is the money.
Word to the mother, Andy.
Okay, you take me with you.
You get me outta here and I'll show you
where that money's hid.
- Okay. Let's go now. - Are you crazy?
- It's daylight out there. - Alright, alright.
We'll go tonight. Now, you get some sleep.
You're gonna need your rest.
Guard!
- Jeez, Andy, you okay? - I'm sick.
Listen, do me a favor.
Tell Bruno I can't see him tonight.
He'll understand.
Well, it'll be pretty toug to tell Bruno anything.
He got the chair last night.
The big zapperoo, 10,000 volts.
Whammo! Right through the old brainola.
What?
Hey, didn't you notice how the lights dimmed?
Hey, where you, where you been, Andy?
I wish I knew.
You, uh, collapsed in your cell.
Guard brought you here.
What's happening, doc?
It's, uh, it's reaction to the drug.
I feel like I'm comin' apart.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna give you something
that'll help you to relax.
No, no, no, no more drugs.
Tell me somethin'.
Did Bruno get the chair last night?
Uh, no, no.
Bruno was supposed to be electrocuted last night
but the governor issued a stay at the last minute.
Uh, one of the guards said that Bruno
was down by your cell this morning.
What did he say to you?
Musta been somebody else.
Bruno and me don't got nothing to talk about.
Well, what do you remember about the test yesterday?
I was in the infirmary and then I woke up
in my cell feeling like crap.
Look at my face, man. It's dancin'.
And my nose can't stop bleedin'.
That's too bad.
Why don't you go with the guard and get washed up
and then be back here at 5 o'clock for your second test?
Hey, are you crazy? How many times do I gotta do this?
Andy, we have a deal.
Or would you rather spend the rest of your life
taking showers with Bruno?
I thought you'd see it my way.
Well, it's too dangerous.
No. His body needs time to recover.
- Maybe a few weeks. - We don't have a few weeks.
Election's in two days.
'That idiot Reinfeld is already claiming victory.'
The only way I could possibly win
is if I recover that money.
Yeah, well, you just look at him.
'Now, Andy could suffer permanent'
'brain damage or worse.'
No, this whole thing stinks.
Calm down, Douglas.
You're losing sight of one very important fact.
- He's a murderer. - Oh, get away.
If this drug kills him, now what does that make us?
No, I won't do it.
Need I remind you that this test
that you've conducted doesn't exactly conform
with the, uh, guidelines of the AMA?
I wonder if they'd like to hear about it.
Maybe publish it in some journal or something.
Alright, enough, look. Dean, please.
DRF4..
My whole life's work is at stake here.
So's mine.
I'll see you at 5 o'clock.
'This is the last time, right?'
Word to the mother, Andy.
Patient's beginning to hyperventilate.
Hold him down. Hold him down.
You can begin now, warden.
Wake up. Andy...it's me, Bruno.
You're in your cell.
You're alive?
It's time to go, Andy.
We'll get out of here under cover of darkness
and get that money.
Lead the way, my man.
- Well.. - Hey, what about the guards?
I took care of them already.
Just a little further and we'll be home free.
And you could show me where the money is.
How'd you say you got ahold of that key?
I found it on the floor last week.
Look, we're almost out, see.
'That's the last security gate.'
I thought you said that you lifted it
from one of the guards.
Andy, quit snagging me on the details.
Well..
Something weird is going on here.
Why isn't he responding to my suggestions?
I don't know.
Look, Andy, we've made it.
Where's the money?
Are you kidding? We're still in the corridor.
And I'm not going nowhere till I get some answers.
Now, you listen to me, you little smart ass.
Easy, remember, you're supposed to be Bruno.
Take it easy.
What's going on here?
You're not giving enough to..
'That's too much. You're gonna kill him!'
No, that's too much!
Tell me where the money is now.
'Where'd you hide it?'
Is this a trick?
Andy, this is Bruno you're talking to.
You can trust me.
Word to the mother.
Well, the hell I will.
'Bradycardia.'
What the hell is happening?
He's having a heart attack.
Andy, listen to me.
You're dying. You can't take it with you.
So tell me where the money is, Andy.
Maybe it'll get me into heaven.
That's right. Maybe it will.
So where's the money?
Springwood Bank.
Box 324.
Flat line clear.
He's dead.
I took an oath swearing..
...that I would dedicate myself..
...to preserving the life of others.
I just destroyed one.
Will you get a grip?
Caulfield killed two people. Justice was served.
No, the only thing you served here was yourself.
I want the rest of the tapes, Douglas. Now
- Now. - Yes, sir.
Also want a copy of Caulfield's death certificate
on my desk, the first thing in the morning.
Aren't you afraid I'll go to the authorities
You've got a family, doc.
You live pretty well.
You don't wanna throw all that away, do you?
You're just as guilty as I am.
'I'm sure I can trust you.'
'Good morning, Douglas.'
What are you doing, dean?
I couldn't sleep last night.
I kept thinking of how we left things
and I decided that I was wrong.
I can't trust you.
Oh, hey, c-come on. Now, don't do this.
Dean!
Forgive my sloppy techniques, will you, Douglas?
Uh, this is the first time
I've ever been able to use one of these on someone.
Why?
I can't afford skeletons in my closet.
You know too much.
But you're the expert.
How many volts does it take to kill one instantly?
Dean..
Uh, I'll go for max.
Dean, don't do this. Dean, don't do..
Oh, Douglas, I have great news.
My campaign manager has arranged for me this afternoon
a live exclusive interview
with the "Springwood Confidential."
That's to tell about my finding the money.
If this doesn't win me the election, nothing will
Congratulations.
We're gonna do it right here in the prison.
I'd like you to be there.
You know, kind of, uh, show of support.
Can I count on your cooperation?
Oh, sure. Yeah.
By the way..
...I saw Caulfield's death certificate this morning.
Nicely handled.
- 'Aw, thanks, doc.' - Oh, I am sorry. I'm sorry.
Here, clean that. I'll get you another glass.
Okay, warden, we're on live in 15 seconds
so just relax and enjoy.
Alright.
Here you go. Okay.
And you're on.
I'm here with candidate for sheriff
Warden Dean Hendler.
Welcome, warden.
Pleased to be here, Monica.
According to the polls you're trailing
very far behind your opponent Sheila Reinfeld.
Is there really any hope of catching up
this late in the game?
Well, Monica, my opponent
has run a negative campaign.
It's full of insult and innuendo.
She implies that I'm easy on crime, but she's wrong.
My recent actions bear that out.
What actions are those?
Well, I am proud to announce that just today
I uncovered five million dollars
that was still missing
from the infamous 1983 armored transport robbery.
Really? That's very impressive.
'The police have been working on that case for years'
and haven't been able to solve it.
Uh...may I ask how you did it?
Hmm.
Hmm!
The two of the prisoners involved in the case
were, uh, right here at my prison.
And, uh, we used advance, uh
police interrogation techniques
to, uh, pull the information
'from...one of the prisoners.'
Hi, warden.
It's me..
...Andy.
Andy?
Yeah. Surprised to see me?
But you're dead.
'Why do you say that?'
The drug I gave you, it killed you.
'Well, now, you know you liked me, warden.'
You said it was a cancer drug.
What was it really, warden?
It was an experimental, hallucinogenic truth serum
Oh, why did you lie to me?
I had to lie.
I had to find out where you kept that money
so I can get elected.
Let me make sure I understand this correctly, warden.
'You gave an untested drug to one of your prisoners?'
That's right.
And it killed him.
I mean, he was just a common criminal.
Who cares if he died.
What matters is I got the money back.
So, now, you have to elect me sheriff.
There's somethin' for you, huh?
A politician finally tells the truth.
They elected him sheriff of Springwood anyway.
My kinda town.