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"AND THEN NOSE
MAN TAKES THE AX
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AND CHOPS HIS WAY INTO
THE CITY'S INNER SANCTUM."
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AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
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[PAGES FLIP]
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AH. HERE IT IS.
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NOSE MAN SAYS,
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"THIS PLACE
IS MALODOROUS,
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CHOCK FULL
OF MALIGNANCIES."
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GADS. THIS COMIC'S
A REAL PAGE TURNER.
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IT'S SLOPPING OVER
WITH GRIPPING SUSPENSE.
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LET'S SEE NOW.
LET'S SEE.
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UH, UH, NOSEY SAYS,
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"DO MY NOSTRILS DETECT
THE OVERPOWERING STENCH
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OF A PREHISTORIC
MONSTER?"
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HE TURNS AROUND AND...
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SHMODZILLA!
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"STORY CONTINUED
IN HIDEOUS TALES
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ISSUE NUMBER 177."
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GEE. THAT'S NICE.
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STORY CONTINUED
IN HIDEOUS TALES 177?
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WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?
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IT'S A VERITABLE
COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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YOU'RE ON
IN FIVE SECONDS.
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WHAT...WHO...
WHERE...WHA--HUH?
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GEE. TOUGH AUDIENCE.
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[FEEDBACK]
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AHH...
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¶ ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ¶
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¶ DO RE ME FA
SO LA TI DO ¶
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HMM.
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¶ SHA-BOO
BA DO DO DO ¶
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¶ BA-DOOPA
DO DO DO ¶
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¶ SHA-DOODLETY
BOO BOO DOO BA ¶
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¶ BA-BOOPA
BOPA CHOO BOO ¶
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SAY, THIS STUFF
WORKS GREAT.
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TAKE IT, GHOULIE.
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¶¶
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¶
¶
¶
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¶¶
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¶ THEY'RE DRENCHED
IN BLOOD ¶
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¶ OR CAKED
WITH MUD ¶
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¶ YOU YELL
AND SCREAM ¶
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¶ WHEN ONE OF THEM
ARRIVES ¶
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¶ THERE IS NO DENYIN' ¶
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¶ MONSTERS LEAD
SUCH INTERESTING LIVES ¶
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¶ THEY LIVE IN OOZE ¶
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¶ THEY'VE
PAID THEIR DUES ¶
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¶ NO BROTHERS, SISTERS,
MOMS OR DADS OR WIVES ¶
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¶ HONEST,
I'M NOT LYIN' ¶
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¶ MONSTERS LEAD
SUCH INTERESTING LIVES ¶
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¶ WHEN YOU SEE THEM
COMIN' DOWN THE STREET ¶
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¶ YA BETTER NOT HAVE ¶
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¶ WEIGHTS
TIED TO YOUR FEET ¶
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¶ THEY'LL
STEAL YOUR HEART ¶
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¶ TEAR YOU APART
LIMB FROM LIMB ¶
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¶ ON A WHIM ¶
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¶ THEY'LL
SUCK YOUR BRAINS ¶
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¶ AND EAT YOUR REMAINS ¶
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¶ THEY'LL SLICE YOU UP ¶
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¶ WITH LITTLE FORKS
AND KNIVES ¶
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¶ THEY'RE NEVER MERRY ¶
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¶ THEY'RE ALL SO SCARY ¶
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¶ MONSTERS LEAD
SUCH INTERESTING LIVES ¶
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¶ THEY'RE
INDEPENDENT FELLAS ¶
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¶ THEY DON'T LIVE
9:00 TO 5:00s ¶
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¶ MONSTERS LEAD
SUCH INTERESTING LIVES ¶
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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SO, ARE YOU FOLKS
ENJOYING YOURSELVES?
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HIYA, FRANKIE.
HOW'S THE MISSUS?
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[HISSING]
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LOOK,
IT'S MUMMY DEAREST.
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STILL ALL WRAPPED UP
IN YOURSELF, I SEE.
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HO HO HO HO.
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AND--WHOA!
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IT APPEARS WE HAVE
A CELEBRITY IN OUR MIDST,
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THAT 22-TON TERROR
OF TOKYO TOWN,
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THAT TOWERING COLOSSUS
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OF SCALY
REPTILIAN BULK.
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OF COURSE
I'M TALKING ABOUT--
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THROW A SPOT ON HIM.
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SHMODZILLA!
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SO, SHMOD, BABY,
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LEVELED ANY
MAJOR CITIES LATELY?
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YOU KNOW, FOLKS,
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SHMODZILLA'S JUST LIKE
ANY UNEMPLOYED ACTOR
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EXCEPT THAT WHEN HE
POUNDS THE PAVEMENT,
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IT REGISTERS A 10
ON THE RICHTER SCALE.
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[RIM SHOT]
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[GRRR]
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AW, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
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THE PUBLIC NOT BUYING
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THOSE CHEAP
SPECIAL EFFECTS ANYMORE?
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[GRRR]
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WOO! HA!
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WOO! HA!
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WOO! OW!
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OW! AAH OOH!
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WOO! EEE!
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WHEW!
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A DREAM.
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IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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SHMODZILLA.
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YOU WAS
EXPECTING MAYBE
CALVIN COOLIDGE?
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¶ DOOBA DOOBA
DOOBA DA DA ¶
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¶ EH EH EH EH ¶
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¶ EH EH EH-EH
EH EH EH EH-EH ¶
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RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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IT'S A BARGAIN
AT ANY PRICE.
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GET YOURSELF
A BRAND NEW DELOREAN.
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NO HOUSEHOLD
SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE.
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JUST $60,000 IN
3 EASY WEEKLY INSTALLMENTS.
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THESE LITTLE BABIES ARE
SELLING LIKE HOT CAKES.
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PLUS THERE'S A FREE SIX-PACK
OF ICE-COLD BILLY BEER
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WITH EACH
AND EVERY PURCHASE.
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THEY'RE STURDY.
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THEY'RE DEPENDABLE.
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THEY'RE FACTORY FRESH.
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THEY'RE--
THEY'RE--
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HMM...SLIGHTLY USED.
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THEY'RE--
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[ARF ARF ARF]
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SO STRONG IT CAN
SUSPEND THIS COW
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FROM AN IRON GIRDER.
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[MOO]
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AND SO EASY TO USE.
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JUST PLACE BETWEEN
THE THUMB AND FOREFINGER,
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GENTLY SQUEEZE, AND--
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AND, UH, IT--IT--
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IT--IT REALLY STICKS,
UH, LIKE THAT THERE.
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[MOO]
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[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
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I REPRESENT EXCELSIOR
APPLIANCES AND APPURTENANCES
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WITH A COMPLETE LINE
OF HOUSEHOLD APPURT-APPURT--
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00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,046
IS THE LADY
OF THE HOUSE IN?
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NO!
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HERE YOU ARE, FOLKS.
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STEP RIGHT UP.
STEP RIGHT UP.
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MY COMPANY HAS
AUTHORIZED ME TO OFFER,
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AT SLASHED PRICES,
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THIS COMPLETE LINE
OF LAUGH PROVOKERS.
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THE LITTLE GEM
FLOWER SQUIRTER.
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NOW, DON'T CROWD.
DON'T CROWD.
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WELL, ISN'T ANYBODY
GOING TO CROWD?
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ANYBODY?
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HOW ABOUT
A JOE MILLER JOKE BOOK?
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UH...LAUGHS GALORE.
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AJAX RIB TICKLER, MA'AM.
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AMUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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IT'S USED...
LIKE IT...IT'S NICE.
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SPECIAL PRICE
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00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,704
ON CHICKEN INSPECTOR
BADGE, SIR.
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IT'S...
IT'S ONLY 13 CENTS.
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AMUSE YOUR FRIENDS
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WITH A 200-VOLT
ELECTRIC HAND BUZZER.
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IT'S SHOCKING.
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WE INTERRUPT
THIS PROGRAM
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FOR THE LATEST
NEWS UPDATE
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ON THE HEALTH
OF RENOWN TYCOON
J.P. CUBISH.
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00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,359
J.P. CUBISH
THE MULTIMILLIONAIRE
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IS IN CRITICAL
CONDITION.
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THE AILING
BUZZ-SAW BARON,
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WHO HASN'T LAUGHED
IN 50 YEARS,
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SAYS HE'D GIVE
A MILLION DOLLARS
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FOR ONE GOOD LAUGH
BEFORE HE PASSES ON.
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SUFFERING SUCCOTASH.
168
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,539
WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?
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00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:45,210
I'LL MAKE THAT SAD SACK
BUST A SEAM LAUGHING.
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HMM.
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IMPOSING-LOOKING PILE.
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YES?
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YOUR TROUBLES
ARE OVER, JEEVES.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR
STRICKEN MASTER.
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BE GONE!
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CAN'T GO IN, HUH?
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00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,532
UH, NO.
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OH, WELL.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
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SHAKE.
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OOH! AAH! OHH!
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CIGARETTE?
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OH HA HA HO!
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00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,546
OH HA HA!
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YOU CAN SEE HIM!
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YOU CAN SEE HIM!
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00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,551
OH HO! HA HA HA!
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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HO HO HO.
189
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,857
AND THAT'S JUST
A SAMPLE, RUGGLES,
190
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,694
OF WHAT I CAN DO
FOR YOUR MASTER.
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00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,195
THROUGH HERE, SIR.
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THANK YOU, BOY.
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[CRASH]
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WATCH THAT FIRST STEP,
MEADOWS.
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IT'S A DILLY.
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¶ SINGIN'
IN THE BATHTUB ¶
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¶ LA DA DEE DA DA ¶
198
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,546
I WAS A BIT DUSTY.
199
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,884
ZENITH'S LITTLE GIANT
WALL SCALER.
200
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,362
[MUMBLING]
201
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,806
[CRASH]
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00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,691
[CRASH]
203
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,261
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,715
POP!
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00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,750
GLUGGLE GLUGGLE
GLUGGLE GLUGGLE.
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00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,020
SKOAL.
207
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,822
SKOAL.
208
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,691
OOH ARGH!
209
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,297
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
210
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,799
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
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00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:25,804
[GULP]
212
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,342
[GULP]
213
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,551
WHOOPS.
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00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,619
HOW ARE THINGS
IN GLACOMORA?
215
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,955
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
I'M GOING TO--
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00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,357
NOT SO FAST,
MY MAN GODFREY.
217
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,859
IT BECOMES
INCREASINGLY APPARENT
218
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:51,296
THAT I'M NOT WANTED
AROUND HERE.
219
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,032
ARE WE TO ASSUME THAT
THERE'S ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT
220
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,533
IN YOUR ATTITUDE?
221
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,869
THAT "A," A BUTLER
MIGHT NOT WANT
222
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,638
HIS MASTER TO RECOVER
HIS GOOD HEALTH?
223
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,874
THAT "B," SAID BUTLER
SHOULD ENDEAVOR
224
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,709
TO REMOVE
FROM THE PREMISES
225
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:09,380
THE ONLY PERSON CAPABLE
OF RESTORING SAID HEALTH
TO SAID MASTER?
226
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,049
UH--NO! NO!
227
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,852
WHERE WERE YOU
THE NIGHT OF APRIL 16th?
228
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,520
I--I...
229
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,021
A LIKELY STORY.
230
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,857
I SEE IT ALL NOW.
231
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,558
YOU AND
THE UPSTAIRS MAID.
232
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,561
DO THE OLD BOY IN,
YOU SAID.
233
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,363
ELDERBERRY WINE
AND OLD LACE.
234
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,199
THEN THE QUICK GETAWAY.
RIO DE JANERIO.
235
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,701
TROPICAL NIGHTS,
ROMANCE,
236
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,870
AND A HEAVY
BANK ACCOUNT.
237
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,037
NO, NO.
238
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,239
YES, YES,
239
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,541
BUT YOU WEREN'T
SMART ENOUGH, JOHN.
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00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,709
ALIAS JOHNNY,
241
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,378
ALIAS JACK,
ALIAS JACKIE.
242
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,546
WHEW!
243
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,782
WHAT'S HUMPHREY BOGART GOT
THAT I AIN'T GOT?
244
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,884
BUT I...
245
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,018
BUT YOU...
246
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,687
JUST TO SHOW YOU
I'M NOT ALL COPPER,
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00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,190
I'LL GIVE YOU
A HEAD START.
248
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,691
GET GOING! HURRY!
249
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,426
THEY'RE
ON YOUR TRAIL!
250
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,728
AAH!
251
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,864
STAY ON THE STRAIGHT
AND NARROW.
252
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,366
NOW TO BUSINESS.
253
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,867
LACE YOUR CORSET,
J.P.
254
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,270
HERE I COME!
255
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,378
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
256
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,113
DON'T WORRY, GRAMPS.
257
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,048
WE'LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP.
258
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,354
HEH HEH.
259
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,856
HEH HEH HEH.
260
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,357
HEH HEH HEH!
261
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,859
HA HA HA HA.
262
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:31,095
HA HA HA HA!
263
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,597
WHAT'S THAT FOR, BUB?
264
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,532
I HAVEN'T
EVEN STARTED YET.
265
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,034
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
266
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,535
YOU SEE ANYTHING GREEN?
267
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,370
ANY FLIES ON ME?
268
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,872
HA HA HA HA!
269
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,540
HA HA HA HA!
270
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,569
AND TO MY BELOVED MASCOT
DAFFY DUCK,
271
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,038
WHO HAS GIVEN ME
MUCH SOLACE
272
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,539
IN MY FINAL DAYS,
273
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,376
I LEAVE THE BULK
OF MY FINANCIAL ASSETS
274
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,712
WITH THE PROVISION
THAT DAFFY USE THE MONEY
275
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,714
TO EXEMPLIFY
THE HIGHEST SPIRIT
276
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,216
OF AMERICAN
FREE ENTERPRISE
277
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,620
AND DISPLAY HONESTY
IN ALL BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
278
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,225
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
279
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,626
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
280
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,927
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
281
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,032
HOO-HOO!
SUCCESS AT LAST.
282
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,366
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
283
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,100
HOO-HOO!
HOO-HOO!
284
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,339
¶ I'M IN THE MONEY ¶
285
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,141
¶ I'M IN THE MONEY ¶
286
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,377
¶ I'VE GOT A LOT OF WHAT
IT TAKES TO GET ALONG ¶
287
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,246
AH, UPWARD MOBILITY...
288
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,714
THE SMELL OF IT.
289
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,549
GADS! THAT CUBISH--
290
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,651
WHAT A RUBE.
291
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,019
¶ HONESTY
IN BUSINESS AFFAIRS ¶
292
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,321
¶ HONESTY
IN BUSINESS AFFAIRS ¶
293
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,524
HOW CORNY CAN YOU GET?
294
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,527
I MEAN, HE CAN'T
TAKE IT WITH HIM.
295
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,528
[THUNDER]
296
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,664
OH, NO?
297
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,034
HA HA HA!
298
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,336
CUBISH!
299
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,046
WHAT?
300
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,381
NO!
301
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,050
CUT IT OUT, WOULD YOU?
302
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,353
USE THE MONEY FOR GOOD
IN THE WORLD.
303
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,355
YEAH, USE IT FOR GOOD.
304
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,357
STRANGE THAT YOU
MENTIONED THAT.
305
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,859
MY VERY INTENTION.
306
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,862
YOU TOOK THE WORDS
OUT OF MY MOUTH.
307
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,199
YOU MUST PROVIDE
A SERVICE
TO THE COMMUNITY.
308
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,201
YEP. UH-HUH. SURE, SURE.
309
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,535
COMMUNITY SERVICE--
310
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,637
IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.
311
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,707
WHAT A HYPOCRITE.
312
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,209
WHAT A GYP.
313
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,710
COMMUNITY SERVICE, HUH?
314
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,745
I'LL GIVE HIM
COMMUNITY SERVICE.
315
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,248
I'LL SEE TO IT
THAT INGRATE GHOSTS
316
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,251
ARE WIPED FROM THE FACE
OF THE EARTH.
317
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,221
I'LL RID THE WORLD OF
DISGUSTING ECTOPLASMIC SLIME
318
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,889
LIKE J.P. CUBISH.
319
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:50,561
UH, NICE ECTOPLASMIC SLIME
LIKE J.P. CUBISH.
320
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,762
WHEW!
321
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,703
QUITE ARTISTIC,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
322
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,705
THINGS ARE REALLY
LOOKING UP.
323
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:01,973
NICE NEW OFFICE,
324
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,074
APPROPRIATE DECOR,
325
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:04,275
AND ME...
326
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,378
SET TO EMBARK
ON A POTENTIALLY
LUCRATIVE
327
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,679
BUSINESS ENDEAVOR.
328
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,717
AHH...
329
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,919
[COUGHING]
330
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,854
THE SUPERNATURAL'S
A WIDE-OPEN FIELD.
331
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,357
THERE ARE
ANY NUMBER OF CRACKPOTS
332
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,859
WHO THINK THEY'VE
SEEN A SPOOK.
333
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,928
IT'S SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
334
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,429
THEY SUPPLY THE GHOSTS,
335
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,431
AND I DEMAND THE MONEY,
336
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,768
ALL OF WHICH
IS SAFELY ENSCONCED HEREIN.
337
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,705
16 MILLION...
338
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,674
17 MILLION...
339
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,443
26...
340
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,444
27...
341
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,946
OK, IT'S ALL HERE.
342
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,814
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT
ANYWAY.
343
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,984
ALLS I NEED IS UNDERLINGS
TO BOSS AROUND.
344
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,787
AFTER ALL, SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO DO THE DIRTY WORK.
345
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,790
WHICH REMINDS ME, WHERE IS
THAT STUPID RABBIT?
346
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,860
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
AN HOUR AGO.
347
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,696
THINKS HE'S SUCH
A BIG STAR.
348
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,932
NOT AGAIN!
349
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,099
EEKS!
350
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,204
WHAT DID I SAY?
351
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,707
IT WAS WHAT I SAID
ABOUT THE RABBIT, RIGHT?
352
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,643
I TAKE IT BACK.
HE'S A SWELL RABBIT.
353
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,880
HE'LL BE A VALUED
AND TRUSTED ASSOCIATE.
354
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,316
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
355
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,484
I'LL MAKE HIM
VICE PRESIDENT.
356
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,520
CUBISH!
357
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,089
I'LL GET YOU YET.
358
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,533
WELL, UH, SEEING
IS BELIEVING.
359
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,868
"DAFFY DUCK,
PARANORMALIST."
360
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,370
THAT'S RIGHT--
PARANORMALIST.
361
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,039
WE'LL BE A PAIR
OF PARANORMALISTS.
362
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,341
GET IT?
363
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,842
PERHAPS
YOU WERE WONDERING
364
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,477
WHY I CALLED YOU
HERE.
365
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,847
WELL, ACTUALLY
I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD--
366
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,383
AND YOU COULDN'T WAIT
TO SUPPORT MY CRUSADE
367
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,818
AGAINST THE UNDEAD.
368
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,854
I TELL YA,
IT'S A CRISIS
OF EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS.
369
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,356
ALL THESE
VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES,
370
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,858
AND MEN FROM MARS
TRAIPSING ABOUT.
371
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,360
THE STREETS
AREN'T SAFE.
372
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,296
SOMETHING'S GOT
TO BE DONE ABOUT IT.
373
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,765
OK, OK, BUT WHY ME?
374
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,267
IT'S YOUR CIVIC
RESPONSIBILITY.
375
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,769
THE PUBLIC
WILL LISTEN TO YOU--
376
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,072
A VERITABLE PARAGON
OF WHOLESOME
FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.
377
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,073
YECCHH!
378
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,575
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
379
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,444
THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY VACATION, AND--
380
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,946
VACATION, DID YOU SAY?
381
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,515
WE OFFER MARVELOUS
TRAVEL OPPORTUNITIES.
382
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,117
PALM SPRINGS?
383
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,452
WELL, CLOSE TO IT,
ANYWAY.
384
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,820
HOW'S THE BERMUDA
TRIANGLE?
385
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,089
WE'LL SEE WHAT
WE CAN DO.
386
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,091
HMM, HE LOOKS
COOL-HEADED ENOUGH.
387
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,093
TIME TO TEST
HIS METTLE
388
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,929
UNDER HONEST-TO-GOODNESS
FIELD CONDITIONS.
389
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,532
I'LL GIVE HIM
THE TREATMENT.
390
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:48,139
GRRR!
391
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,408
GASP?
392
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,718
SO IS IT A DEAL?
393
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,287
SURE. CALL
IF YOU NEED ME.
394
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,027
AND BY THE WAY,
395
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,163
YOU NEVER
LOOKED LOVELIER.
396
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,197
HEH HEH HEH!
397
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,032
I LOVE THESE NOVELTY
ACCOUTERMENTS.
398
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,967
THEY'RE A RIOT
AT PARTIES.
399
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,871
BUT I WONDER IF THAT RABBIT
CAN CUT THE MUSTARD.
400
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,641
PERHAPS HE NEEDS
A LITTLE BACKUP.
401
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,744
NOW FOR SOME CREATIVE
RECRUITMENT TACTICS.
402
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,352
PORKY PIG? WELL,
YOU COULDN'T ASK
403
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,754
FOR A BETTER PIGEON
THAN THAT.
404
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,256
THEN THERE ARE NUMEROUS
FRINGE BENEFITS,
405
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:42,159
SUCH AS
OUR GENEROUS EMPLOYEE
INSURANCE POLICIES.
406
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:45,029
REST ASSURED THAT IF
ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU,
407
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,964
I'LL BE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
408
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,299
SO, ARE YOU IN?
409
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,301
OH, W-W-WHY, YES,
MR. DUCK.
410
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:53,304
I--I WOULD, UH,
DEARLY LOVE
TO JOIN FORCES
411
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:54,805
WITH YOUR BRAVE BAND
412
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,774
OF PARAN-N-N...
OF GHOST EXTERMINATORS.
413
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,609
DO YOU HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES?
414
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,511
OH, YES, SIR.
415
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,013
I'LL GIVE HIM
THE ACID TEST.
416
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,382
OH, ONE MORE THING--
417
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,852
ANYONE THAT WORKS
WITH ME SHOULDN'T
GET ME RILED.
418
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,221
OH, AND W-W-WHY NOT?
419
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,223
BECAUSE I'M
A SPLIT PERSONALITY.
420
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,724
THAT'S WHY NOT.
421
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,726
I'M TWO PEOPLE
IN ONE.
422
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,228
A SCHIZ--A SCHIZ--
423
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,562
A SCHIZOPHRENIAC.
424
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,565
WHEN PEOPLE ARE NICE
TO ME, I'M SWEET,
425
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,033
GENTLE, AND LOVING.
426
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,370
HELLO, BABY. NICE, FAT
LITTLE BUTTERBALL.
427
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:30,541
OH, N-N-NOW STOP!
428
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,543
BUT WHEN SOME
WISE GUY
429
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,044
STARTS PUSHING ME
AROUND,
430
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,212
LOOK OUT!
431
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:39,583
I TURN INTO
A HIDEOUS MONSTER.
432
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,193
GRRR!
433
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,163
GET THE IDEA, BUSTER?
434
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:55,232
I D-D-DO. I DO.
INDEED, I D-D-DO,
435
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:58,068
AND I'LL BE NICE
AND K-KIND AND GENTLE.
436
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,837
YAAH!
437
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:05,543
[STUTTERING]
438
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,049
HOO HOO HOO!
439
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,217
OH, BROTHER!
440
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,519
HAVE I GOT
THIS CHUMP GOING.
441
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,021
WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD
442
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:20,458
FALLING FOR THAT
SPLIT-PERSONALITY
MONSTER GAG.
443
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,959
WELL, TH-TH-THAT
TREACHEROUS TRICKSTER.
444
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,695
I'LL SHOW HIM
WHO'S A KNUCKLEHEAD.
445
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,697
I'LL GIVE HIM A DOSE
446
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,032
OF HIS OWN
M-M-M-MEDICINE.
447
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:31,402
I HOPE I LOOK
SC-SC-SCARY ENOUGH.
448
00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:35,372
WELL, I THINK
I'LL GO SCARE
SOME MORE DAYLIGHTS
449
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,541
OUT OF THE LITTLE
BUTTERBALL.
450
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,645
[PANTING]
451
00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:47,384
SUFFERING CATFISH!
452
00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:50,387
I DIDN'T REALIZE
I WAS THAT HIDEOUS.
453
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,189
I'M NOT.
454
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,195
AAH!
455
00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,368
GOSH, WHAT
A SCAREDY CAT.
456
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,371
ANYBODY WHO'D BE SCARED
OF A MASQUERADE COSTUME
457
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,273
IS A CRAVEN LITTLE COWARD.
458
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,709
AAH!
459
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,711
TAKE IT EASY,
FAT STUFF.
460
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,646
I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.
461
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,682
GOOD NEWS.
YOU GOT THE JOB.
462
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,854
YOU PASSED
WITH FLYING COLORS.
463
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,991
Y-Y-YOU ARE TOO KIND.
464
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:28,859
[RING]
465
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,861
[RING]
466
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,864
HELLO, EH, DAFFY DUCK,
EH, B-B-BUGS BUNNY,
467
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,867
AND PORKY PIG--
P-PARANORMALISTS AT LARGE.
468
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,536
P-P-PORKY PIG SPEAKING.
469
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,872
UH, YES. WH-WH-WHY,
YES, WE DO.
470
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:42,873
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
471
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,376
WE'LL SEND YOU
OUR FREE BROCHURE.
472
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,877
DAFFY DUCK'S THE NAME.
473
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,380
THE SUPERNATURAL'S
MY GAME.
474
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:50,381
WHAT'S THAT?
475
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:53,384
YOU SAY THE LOCH NESS
MONSTER IS LIVING
476
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,852
IN YOUR JACUZZI?
477
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,353
WELL, CALL ROTO ROOTER.
478
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,354
CRANK CALL.
479
00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,357
ALL'S I CAN SAY IS
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
480
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,593
THE POWER OF THE MEDIA.
481
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:05,029
THE PHONE'S BEEN RINGING
OFF THE HOOK
482
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,531
SINCE WE STARTED
ADVERTISING ON TV.
483
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,533
HOW DID HE GET IN?
484
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:12,536
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
485
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,538
NO PETS IN THE OFFICE.
486
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,041
WHY DON'T
YOU LISTEN TO ME?
487
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,409
I--OOH!
488
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,278
EEPS!
489
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:28,085
I'VE HEARD OF DEFLATION,
BUT THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.
490
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,119
CEASE!
491
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,154
DESIST!
492
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,655
WAIT! I GET YOU.
493
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:35,025
I GOT TO BE NICER
TO MY SLAVE LABOR
494
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,026
LIKE CHUBBY.
495
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,528
I THOUGHT SO.
496
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,331
I'LL TREAT HIM
WITH KID GLOVES.
497
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,332
SORRY, SNUGGLES,
498
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,834
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STARTLE YOU.
499
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,036
I MAY BE
IN THE CHIPS,
500
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:49,206
BUT I DON'T FORGET
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
501
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,208
I'LL GIVE YOU
TWO RAISES,
502
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,210
BONUSES GALORE.
I'LL--OOF!
503
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,546
THAT'S IT.
GET OUT OF HERE.
504
00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:56,714
I OUGHT TO--
505
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:01,018
WHAT A SWEET
LITTLE FELLOW WE ARE.
506
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,021
MY, DON'T WE LOOK
PEAKED--SORT OF WAN.
507
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:06,724
HOW THOUGHTLESS OF ME
TO HAVE LEFT YOU
508
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,226
COOPED UP
IN THIS STUFFY OFFICE.
509
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,061
[MEOW]
510
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:14,031
THERE, HERE'S A NICE
SPACIOUS WINDOW LEDGE
511
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,734
FOR YOU
TO STRETCH OUT ON.
512
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:20,204
[PIGEONS COO]
513
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,354
P-P-P-P-PARDON ME,
YOUR EMINENCE.
514
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:40,357
UH, I HAVE
SOME P-PAP--P-PAP...
515
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,860
SOME CORRESPONDENCE
FOR YOU TO SIGN.
516
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,562
QUIET! OUR COMMERCIAL'S
COMING ON.
517
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,733
HELLO, FOLKS.
518
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,735
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU,
519
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:54,738
BUT FOR ME THERE'S NOTHING
MORE UPSETTING
520
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,374
THAN HAVING A BUNCH
OF UNWELCOME GHOULS
521
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,842
CLANKING AROUND THE HOUSE.
522
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,978
DID YOU EVER HAVE
ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS
523
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,981
WHEN YOU WAKE UP
TO A WHOLE SERIES
524
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,549
OF UNEXPLAINABLE
PHENOMENA?
525
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:13,657
HE...HE...HE...
526
00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:16,193
WH-WH-WH-WHAT'S UP, DOC?
527
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,128
WHAT--YAAH!
528
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,164
WHAT'S GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
529
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,665
WHERE--YAAH!
530
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:23,167
WHERE AM I, ANYWAY?
531
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,368
EEK!
532
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,170
AAH!
533
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,672
IF YOU'VE EVER
HAD THIS PROBLEM--
534
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:30,174
AND WHO HASN'T?
535
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:33,677
JUST CALL DAFFY DUCK,
BUGS BUNNY, AND PORKY PIG,
536
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,913
PARANORMALISTS AT LARGE.
537
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:46,857
JUST CALL...
538
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,295
REMEMBER, THAT'S THE SAME
AS DIALING...
539
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,666
A MASTERPIECE!
540
00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:58,836
EVEN BETTER
THE 47th TIME
YOU SEE IT.
541
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:02,706
TOO BAD THE RABBIT
HAD TO OVERACT
SO MUCH.
542
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:30,033
HEH HEH HEH!
543
00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:32,736
HOO HOO HA HA!
544
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:05,869
JUST BEING
A PUSSYCAT IS A--
545
00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:08,338
IS A CONSTANT HAZARD.
546
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:21,185
WHEW! THEY STILL HAVEN'T
PERFECTED FLYING.
547
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,354
I TAWT I TAW
A PUDDY TAT.
548
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,530
I BETTER HIDE,
549
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:37,201
OR THAT BAD OLD PUDDY TAT
GONNA GET ME.
550
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,215
HEH HEH HEH!
551
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,854
NO USE HIDING, BIRD.
552
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,623
I KNOW YOU'RE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERES.
553
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,361
HA HA HA HA!
554
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,664
YOU BAD OLD PUDDY TAT.
555
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,366
OOH HA HA HA HA!
556
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,211
HA HA HA HA!
557
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,080
HA HA HA HA!
558
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,716
AH HA HA HA!
559
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:32,489
OPEN UP!
560
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,391
OPEN UP, I SAY!
561
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:35,893
OPEN THIS DOOR,
562
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:38,061
OR I'LL KNOCK IT DOWN.
563
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,131
[CRASH]
564
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:36,787
I'LL JUMP!
565
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,722
I'VE GOT A CHOICE?
566
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:39,890
AAH!
567
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,438
FLY! FLY FASTER!
568
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,605
FLY HARDER!
569
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:56,606
FLY!
570
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,108
FLY!
571
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,160
HE'S A KILLER!
572
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,662
HELP! SAVE ME!
573
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,163
AAH! AAH! AAH!
574
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,165
SAVE ME!
HE'S A KILLER!
575
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,367
HELP!
576
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,306
HA! I GOT YOU!
577
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,977
JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T GET OUT
578
00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:36,780
AND THAT GOON
DON'T GET IN,
579
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,281
I'M LOCKING THE DOOR
580
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:41,051
AND TOSSING THE KEY OUT.
581
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,620
NOW FOR THAT
TWEETY SANDWICH
582
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,655
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF.
583
00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:49,092
STOP SQUIRMING!
584
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,895
I CAN'T STAND
A SORE LOSER.
585
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,897
NOW FOR
A LITTLE SEASONING.
586
00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:55,665
THERE'S CLOVES.
587
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,301
TABASCO SAUCE.
588
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,572
WHAT? NO KETCHUP?
589
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:06,243
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE
TO EAT YOU WITHOUT KETCH--
590
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,114
HELP!
OPEN THE DOOR!
591
00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:13,617
I'M LOCKED IN
WITH A KILLER!
592
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:15,085
AAH! HELP! HELP!
593
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,086
AAH! AAH!
594
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:17,554
HELP!
595
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:28,098
HELP!
596
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,433
SAVE ME!
597
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,934
AAH! AAH! SAVE ME!
598
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,436
HE'S A KILLER!
599
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,603
HELP!
600
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,973
S-S-S-SYLVESTER!
601
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,346
MOST OUTRAGEOUS
EXHIBITION
602
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:45,849
OF WANTON COWARDICE.
603
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,484
TSK TSK TSK TSK.
604
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:48,885
SHAMEFUL.
605
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:52,222
YEAH, SHAMEFUL.
606
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,723
TSK TSK TSK.
607
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,560
SYL-SYLVESTER,
NOW, WH-WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
608
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:02,199
WH-WH-WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU?
609
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,638
HE'S A COMPLETE
BASKET CASE.
610
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:12,309
W-W-ONE WORD.
611
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,679
RHINOCEROS?
612
00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:20,650
EH, QU-QU-QUASIMODO?
613
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:25,021
MONSTER.
614
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:34,798
WHY, TH-TH-THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE OLD CANARY BIRD
615
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,299
FL-FLUTTERING
IN THE B-BREEZE.
616
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,801
YOU Y-YELLOW DOG
617
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,470
OF A C-COWARDLY
SYLVESTER, YOU.
618
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,805
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
619
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,476
N-N-NOW, SYLVESTER,
COME ON OFF OF THERE.
620
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,078
YES, YES.
621
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,714
HMM. YES.
622
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,716
YOU OUGHT
TO BE D-D-DECLAWED,
623
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,751
YOU S-S-SILLY
NINNY, YOU.
624
00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,556
OK, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE DONE.
625
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,558
FIRED! PINK SLIP
WITHOUT PAY.
626
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,726
[THUNDER]
627
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,997
HOW'S ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR DARLING PET
628
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,065
TAKING A LITTLE
EXCURSION TO...
629
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,233
TO...
630
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,937
THE RESORT TOWN
OF DRY GULCH.
631
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,339
SOMETHING SCREWY'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE.
632
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,841
TERROR IN
THE TUMBLEWEEDS
633
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,042
AND SUCH.
634
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,411
N-N-NEVER FEAR.
635
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,414
M-MY EAGLE EYE
WILL BE E-EVER ALERT
636
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,383
TO ANYTHING
OUT OF THE ORDIN--
637
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,384
ORDIN-N-N--
ORDINANY--
638
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,885
ANYTHING UNUSUAL.
639
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,387
G-G-GOSH, SYLVESTER,
640
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,922
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
641
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:34,524
AN ALL-EXPENSE-
P-P-PAID VACATION.
642
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:37,027
HEY, EASY
ON THE EXPENSES, JACK!
643
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,796
TAKE THAT PANICKY FELINE
WITH YOU.
644
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:44,434
COME ALONG, YOU
PU-PU-EH-PU-PUSILANIMOUS
645
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,203
PUSSY CAT, YOU.
646
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,574
WELL, SYLVESTER,
HERE WE ARE.
647
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:54,177
D-D-DRY GULCH, OUR
FIRST ASSIGNMENT.
648
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,446
G-GOLLY, I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED
649
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:57,948
TO G-GO OUT WEST,
650
00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,783
HAVEN'T YOU,
SY-SYLVESTER?
651
00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,251
IT'S S-S-SO QUAINT
652
00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:03,553
AND PI-PICTURESQUE.
653
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:08,358
I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER
G-G-GOING TO FIND
654
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,028
ANY GH-GHO-GH-GH--
POLTERGEISTS OUT HERE.
655
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,870
D-D-DRY GULCH HOTEL.
656
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:21,871
HOW OPPORTUNE.
657
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:24,374
I HOPE
THEY'RE NOT FULL UP.
658
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,875
C-COME ON, SYLVESTER.
659
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,478
I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE
TO WAKE SOMEBODY UP.
660
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,290
WH-WH-WHAT THE...
661
00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,360
SY-SY-SYLVESTER.
662
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,265
OH, D-D-DON'T
BE RIDICULOUS.
663
00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,766
NOW, COME ON.
664
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,434
GET DOWN FROM THERE.
665
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:55,305
I OUGHT TO CLOBBER YOU.
666
00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:58,475
EH, C-COME ON, YOU GREAT
Y-YELLOW CAT, YOU.
667
00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:05,048
WH-WHAT NOW?
668
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:11,421
TH-TH-THE THINGS I HAVE
669
00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:15,125
TO PUT UP WI-WI-WITH
THIS IDIOTIC CAT.
670
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:18,128
IT'S JUST A LITTLE
T-T-TEENY HARMLESS SPIDER,
671
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,929
YOU SHAMELESS CRAVEN, YOU.
672
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,431
NOW, C-C-COME ON!
673
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,166
I'M SLEEPY.
674
00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:36,212
I'LL JUST R-RING
FOR THE NIGHT CLERK.
675
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,686
I G-G-GUESS
THEY'RE ASLEEP.
676
00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:45,188
WE BETTER J-J-JUST
SIGN THE REGISTER
677
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,524
AND FIND
A ROOM FOR OURSELVES.
678
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,694
WE'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT
IN THE MORNING.
679
00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,197
WH-WH-WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA
680
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,132
OF PUSHING ME?
681
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,780
D-D-DON'T BE
SUCH AN IDIOT.
682
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,282
WH-WHAT ARE YOU,
683
00:39:12,284 --> 00:39:13,783
A SCHIZOPHREFREE--
SCHIZOPHREFREE-FREE--
684
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,751
SCHIZOPHRE--
685
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:15,752
A--A--A MA--
686
00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,854
A MANIC DEPRESSIVE
OR SOMETHING?
687
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,433
SY-SY-SYLVESTER!
688
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,936
WH-WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO,
689
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,938
WAKE EVERYBODY
IN THE HOUSE?
690
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:37,440
OF ALL
THE S-S-SCREWBALL IDEAS!
691
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:39,542
FIGHTING WITH
STUFFED ANIMALS.
692
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,379
WEREN'T WE LUCKY TO FIND
693
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,114
AN UNOCCUPIED SUITE,
SYLVESTER?
694
00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:46,116
NOW, L-L-LET'S GO TO SLEEP.
695
00:39:46,118 --> 00:39:48,585
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
IN THE MORNING.
696
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,687
PSY-PSYCHOPATHIC
OLD PUSSY CAT, YOU.
697
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,699
AAH! WH-WH-WH--
698
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,200
I--I--I CAN'T BREATHE!
699
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,502
WH-WH-WHAT'S GO--
700
00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,170
HEY, HEY, HEY!
701
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,507
UH, SY-SYLVESTER.
702
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,842
WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
703
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,011
W-WITH THAT ROPE?
704
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,380
AND THAT RAZOR?
705
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,088
WH-WHO?
WH-WHAT HAP--
706
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,089
WHO--WHAT...
707
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,358
[COUGHING]
708
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,859
TH-TH-THAT
SETTLES IT!
709
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,361
OUT YOU GO!
710
00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:33,196
OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
711
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:48,077
W-WHAT?
G-GET OFF ME!
712
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:49,546
G-GET OUT OF HERE!
713
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,014
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
714
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:53,450
WHAT ARE
YOU UP TO NOW?
715
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,019
SY-SYLVESTER, YOU COME
OUT OF THERE
716
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,587
THIS INSTANT.
717
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,595
UH, W-W-WELL?
718
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,905
OH, UH,
C-CUT IT OUT!
719
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,407
OF ALL
THE N-N-NONSENSE.
720
00:41:17,409 --> 00:41:19,409
I-I GUESS
THE ONLY WAY
721
00:41:19,411 --> 00:41:21,911
YOU'LL BE SAFE
FROM THE B-B-BOGEY N
722
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,913
IS TO SLEEP WITH ME.
723
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:27,083
YOU POLTROON OF
A CHICKEN CAT, YOU.
724
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,263
M-M-MUSH.
725
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:47,403
UH...
726
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,905
TELL ME, SYLVESTER.
727
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:52,041
I-IS THERE ANY I-INSANITY
IN YOUR FAMILY?
728
00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:14,097
AHH.
729
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,766
UH, WH-WHAT
A LOVELY MORNING.
730
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,168
TH-THIS REALLY IS
A RESTFUL PLACE.
731
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:22,071
I THINK WE'LL STAY
A WEEK OR SO
732
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,941
AND GET REALLY
R-R-RESTED UP.
733
00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:26,709
¶ OH, GIVE ME A HOME ¶
734
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,411
¶ WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM ¶
735
00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,780
¶ AND THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY ¶
736
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:31,781
[POW!]
737
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,550
¶ AND THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE PL-- ¶
738
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:36,152
¶ AND THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE PL-PL-- ¶
739
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:39,022
¶ AND THE DEER
AND THE ANTELOPE PL-PL-- ¶
740
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,189
¶ AND THE DEER ¶
741
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,664
WHEW!
742
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,209
YEOW!
743
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,277
YIKES!
744
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,378
YEOW!
745
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,746
YII!
746
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,882
BOTHERED BY MONSTERS?
747
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,285
NOT TO WORRY.
748
00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:11,454
OUR HIGHLY SKILLED
PROFESSIONAL STAFF
749
00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:14,624
IS EQUIPPED TO HANDLE
ANY SUPERNATURAL EMERGENCY
750
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:17,293
USING ONLY THE MOST
ADVANCED TECHNIQUES.
751
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:20,496
MY ASSOCIATE SHALL NOW
DEMONSTRATE.
752
00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:24,968
MY STARS,
WHERE DID YOU EVER
GET THAT AWFUL HAIRDO?
753
00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:27,770
IT DOESN'T
BECOME YOU AT ALL.
754
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,272
HERE. FOR
GOODNESS SAKE,
755
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:31,274
LET ME FIX IT UP.
756
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,277
LOOK HOW STRINGY
AND MESSY IT IS.
757
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,778
WHAT A SHAME.
758
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,615
SUCH AN INTERESTING
MONSTER, TOO.
759
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,284
MY STARS, IF AN
INTERESTING MONSTER
760
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,553
CAN'T HAVE AN
INTERESTING HAIRDO,
761
00:43:43,555 --> 00:43:47,357
THEN I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THINGS ARE
COMING TO.
762
00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:51,628
IN MY BUSINESS,
YOU MEET SO MANY
INTERESTING PEOPLE.
763
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,129
BOBBY PINS, PLEASE.
764
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:56,232
BUT THE MOST
INTERESTING ONES
ARE THE MONSTERS.
765
00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:58,735
OH, DEAR. THAT
WILL NEVER STAY.
766
00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,638
WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO HAVE
A PERMANAMANENT.
767
00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:09,779
I'VE GOT TO GIVE
AN INTERESTING
OLD LADY A MANICURE,
768
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,316
BUT I'LL BE BACK
BEFORE YOU'RE DONE.
769
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:16,419
SO FOLKS...
770
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:19,789
CALL DAFFY DUCK,
BUGS BUNNY, AND PORKY PIG,
771
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:22,225
PARANORMALISTS AT LARGE.
772
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:34,771
JUST CALL 555-5925.
773
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,273
REMEMBER, THAT'S
THE SAME AS DIALING
774
00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:39,409
555-KWAK.
775
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,851
DAFFY DUCK.
ANYTHING FOR A BUCK.
776
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:51,854
MR. DUCK, I SEEM
TO BE HAVING TROUBLE
777
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,956
WITH MY KITCHEN
APPLIANCES.
778
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,526
LISTEN, LADY,
THIS AIN'T
NO ELECTRICIAN'S.
779
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,796
WELL, IT ISN'T QUITE
THAT KIND OF TROUBLE.
780
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,932
YOUR AD SAYS
"PARANORMAL EXPERT" AND--
781
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,934
OH, MONSTERS
IN THE MICROWAVE,
782
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:07,437
BATS IN THE BLENDER?
NO PROBLEM.
783
00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:10,440
JUST SLIP
INTO SOMETHING
OUT OF THIS WORLD,
784
00:45:10,442 --> 00:45:12,775
AND I'LL BE
RIGHT OVER.
785
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:18,781
A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS,
786
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:21,718
AND IN A SWANKY
PART OF TOWN.
787
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:25,188
OK. SO WHERE'S THE FIRE?
788
00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:27,690
IT'S IN THE OVEN,
I PRESUME.
789
00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:28,791
WHOOPS!
790
00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:29,292
MY MISTAKE.
791
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,698
NOTHING A LITTLE
OOZY-OFF COULDN'T FIX.
792
00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,771
HMM...MUST BE
THE FROST-FREE KIND.
793
00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:45,108
WHEW! I COULD USE SOME
LIQUID REFRESHMENT.
794
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:49,112
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
YOUR GLASSES?
795
00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:50,680
THEY'RE
IN THE CUPBOARD.
796
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:57,620
HMM. IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CROWDED IN HERE.
797
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,928
WHAT SAY WE MOSEY ON
798
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,931
INTO SOMEPLACE MORE COZY
AND TALK THINGS OVER?
799
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:12,301
SO, UH, YOU HAVE THESE
TUPPERWARE PARTIES OFTEN?
800
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:18,608
OH, DAFFY.
YOU'RE SO WITTY.
801
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,110
YES, I AM
WITTY AT THAT.
802
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,613
HOW PERCEPTIVE
OF YOU TO NOTICE.
803
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:26,115
OH, DAFFY.
I'M SO SCARED,
804
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,619
AND IT'S SO COMFORTING
TO HAVE A SHORT, DARK,
805
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,621
HANDSOME DUCK
TO PROTECT ME.
806
00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:34,190
YOU WILL HELP ME,
WON'T YOU?
807
00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,826
SURE, SWEETUMS.
IT'S IN THE BAG.
808
00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:43,366
WITH A LITTLE
COOPERATION AND
THE PROPER SETTING,
809
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:46,369
WE COULD HOLD HANDS
AND HAVE A SEANCE.
810
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:48,037
HANDY THINGS,
THESE SEANCES.
811
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,684
I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.
812
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:03,686
COME ON DOWN
TO PAPA.
813
00:47:03,688 --> 00:47:06,956
OH! BIG, STRONG
DADDY-WADDY
814
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:10,126
GOING TO PROTECT
WITTLE, ITTY-BITTY ME?
815
00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:12,128
BROTHER! NOT ANOTHER
SCHIZOPHRENIC DAME.
816
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:15,631
HEY, SYBIL,
ANY MORE LIKE YOU
IN THE FAMILY?
817
00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:18,968
COULD YOU SEND BACK
YOUR OLDER SISTER?
818
00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:29,145
OUYAY UPIDSTAY ERKJAY!
819
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,447
I THOUGHT FRENCH
WAS ROMANTIC.
820
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:33,916
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB--
821
00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:36,085
BUT I ATE IT!
822
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:46,629
SO, MEIN FRAULEIN,
WHEN DID YOU START
HEARING THESE VOICES?
823
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:49,599
WAS IT SOMETHING
IN YOUR CHILDHOOD PERHAPS,
824
00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:52,268
VERY DEEP IN
YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND?
825
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,303
SEARCH YOUR MEMORY.
826
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,008
YOU'RE BLOCKING.
827
00:47:59,010 --> 00:48:01,010
[WILD ANIMAL SOUNDS]
828
00:48:08,786 --> 00:48:11,787
THIS IS A LITTLE
OVER MY HEAD.
829
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,290
HERE WE ARE--
"HOW TO EXORCISE."
830
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:17,426
IF THIS DOESN'T GET HER,
NOTHING WILL.
831
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:18,794
1 AND 2
832
00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:20,296
AND 3 AND 4.
833
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,764
UH, 1 AND 2
834
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,000
AND 3 AND 4.
835
00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:25,067
OOPS.
836
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,435
MY ERROR.
837
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,007
AH, HERE IT IS.
838
00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:32,675
THE REAL McCOY.
839
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:37,280
"OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE
IN THE EXORCISM OF SPIRITS
840
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:39,849
IS TO KEEP THEM AMUSED."
841
00:48:39,851 --> 00:48:41,350
KEEP THEM AMUSED, HUH?
842
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,919
I'LL SLAY 'EM.
843
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:46,155
GUY TOLD HE HADN'T HAD
A BITE IN WEEKS,
844
00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:47,823
SO I BIT HIM.
845
00:48:47,825 --> 00:48:49,358
[DRUM ROLL]
846
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,163
HOWDY, STRANGER.
847
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:57,033
JUST FLEW IN
FROM ANOTHER WORLD, HUH?
848
00:48:57,035 --> 00:48:59,468
I'LL BET YOUR ARMS
ARE TIRED.
849
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:00,636
[RIM SHOT]
850
00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:05,775
THEY DON'T SEEM
ALL THAT AMUSED.
851
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,777
MAYBE IT'S
A CULTURE GAP.
852
00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:10,546
I'LL TRY SOMETHING
CLOSER TO HOME.
853
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,782
HEARD THE ONE
ABOUT THE GIRL
854
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,784
WHO DIDN'T PAY
HER EXORCIST?
855
00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,285
HER SOUL
GOT REPOSSESSED.
856
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,120
[DRUM ROLL]
857
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:25,294
WHAT?
858
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,462
WHO?
859
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,630
HUH?
860
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:31,033
WHY, I FEEL
LIKE MY OLD SELF AGAIN.
861
00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:34,904
NOTHING TO IT FOR ONE
OF MY SOPHISTICATED WIT.
862
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,074
UH-OH!
863
00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:47,950
HOO HOO HOO!
864
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:49,452
THAT TICKLES.
865
00:49:49,454 --> 00:49:51,887
OH, MY HERO.
866
00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,570
Y'ALL COME BACK
NOW, Y'HEAR!
867
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:15,778
WHEW!
868
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:17,313
WHAT A FIASCO.
869
00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:20,750
HOUSE CALLS ARE DEFINITELY
HAZARDOUS TO MY HEALTH.
870
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,891
CUBISH.
871
00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:32,361
LET'S SEE WHAT MY NEMESIS
HAS BEEN UP TO
872
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,963
IN MY ABSENCE.
873
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,598
YEOW!
874
00:50:38,102 --> 00:50:40,836
THE MONEY SUPPLY
IS DWINDLING.
875
00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:43,205
I'M DOWN
TO MY LAST MILLION.
876
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,206
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
877
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,808
YES, PLEASE,
ANYTHING.
878
00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:47,810
P-P-PORKY PIG
REPORTING FOR DUTY,
879
00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:50,112
O N-NOBLE LEADER.
880
00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:51,647
OH, IT'S YOU.
881
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,149
SO WHAT'S THE STORY?
882
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:55,284
ANY GHOULS
IN THEM THERE HILLS?
883
00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:58,788
S-S-SORRY, SIR.
A PERFECTLY
UNEVENTFUL TRIP,
884
00:50:58,790 --> 00:51:01,624
EXCEPT FOR THIS
T-TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
885
00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:06,896
I GUESS I'M NOT USED
TO THE BR-BR-BRISK
DESERT CLIMATE.
886
00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:10,800
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING
SCREWY GOING ON AROUND THERE.
887
00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:14,303
I'VE BEEN GETTING
LOTS OF CALLS ABOUT
SUSPICIOUS-LIKE ACTIVITY.
888
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:17,306
HEAD ON DOWN TO
THE SUPERSTITION MOUNTAINS
889
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,308
AND DO SOME MORE
SNOOPING.
890
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:22,311
YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND
SOME RICH NUT
891
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:25,815
SUPERSTITIOUS ENOUGH
TO PAY US ROYALLY
FOR OUR SERVICES.
892
00:51:25,817 --> 00:51:29,018
BOLDLY GO WHERE
NO PIG HAS GONE BEFORE.
893
00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:34,290
GR-GR-GREAT NEWS,
SYLVESTER.
894
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:37,493
WE-WE-WE'RE OFF
TO THE SUPERSTITION
MOUNTAINS.
895
00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:41,297
BILLS, BILLS, BILLS.
896
00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:44,100
IT'S POSITIVELY
STULTIFYING.
897
00:51:44,102 --> 00:51:46,602
BUT I DON'T MIND
PAYING THEM.
898
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,104
NICE BILLS. GOOD BILLS.
899
00:51:48,106 --> 00:51:50,272
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM.
900
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,775
SOME RICH SUCKER
FOR THE SUPERNATURAL
901
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,610
BETTER MATERIALIZE SOON.
902
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:55,778
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
903
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:58,781
DAFFY DUCK,
PARANORMALIST
PAR EXCELLENCE.
904
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:02,785
THIS IS A PERSON-TO-PERSON
CALL TO MR. DAFFY DUCK
905
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,787
FROM OUTER TRANSYLVANIA.
GO AHEAD.
906
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,289
I WANT
TO BITE YOUR NECK.
907
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:11,293
NO, NO! DON'T DRIVE
THAT WOODEN STAKE
THROUGH MY HEART!
908
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:13,295
HA HA HA HA!
909
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,797
TRANSYLVANIA? YECCH!
910
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:17,266
WHAT A GRUESOME
ASSIGNATION.
911
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,268
STILL, SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO GO THERE.
912
00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:22,505
I CAN'T AFFORD TO LEAVE
ANY STONE UNTURNED.
913
00:52:22,507 --> 00:52:24,006
AH! I GOT IT.
914
00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:27,610
I'LL STICK THE NASTY JOB ON
THAT UNDEREMPLOYED RABBIT.
915
00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:31,580
AFTER ALL, I DID PROMISE
HIM TRAVEL OPPORTUNITIES.
916
00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:33,582
GO AHEAD.
IT'S YOUR QUARTER.
917
00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:34,617
GUESS WHAT.
918
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:36,652
I PULLED A FEW STRINGS,
919
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,921
SLICED THROUGH
SOME RED TAPE AND--
920
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,923
I'M GOING
TO PALM SPRINGS?
921
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:43,292
WELL, NOT
PALM SPRINGS EXACTLY,
922
00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,794
BUT SOMEPLACE
EVEN BALMIER--
923
00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,296
SCENIC TRANSYLVANIA,
924
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,765
TOURIST SPOT
OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
925
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:51,767
I HEAR IT'S
SIMPLY BREATHTAKING
926
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,269
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
927
00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:55,271
CALL ME
WHEN YOU'RE THERE.
928
00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:57,439
WE'LL MAP OUT
YOUR STRATEGY.
929
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:20,796
WOW! WHAT A BELT.
930
00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:24,600
THESE TRANSYLVANIAN
HARDWOODS AIN'T TOO SOFT.
931
00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:30,973
WHO IS THAT DELICIOUS
YOUNG CREATURE, EMILY?
932
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,975
UH-OH. UH,
GOOD MORNING, LADIES--
933
00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:33,976
UH, LADY.
934
00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:36,979
COULD YOU DIRECT ME
TO THE NEAREST TELEOPHONE?
935
00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:40,950
DOESN'T HE LOOK
SWEET AND CRUNCHY,
AGATHA?
936
00:53:40,952 --> 00:53:42,451
OH, WELL,
NEVER MIND.
937
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:44,987
I'LL JUST CHECK
AT THAT MOTEL.
938
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:47,990
THEY DON'T MAKE
PLACES LIKE THIS
ANYMORE.
939
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,993
BE A WONDERFUL PLACE
FOR A VACATION.
940
00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:54,096
[BELLS CHIME]
941
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:58,500
SORRY TO DISTURB
YOU, SIR.
942
00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:01,036
I'D LIKE TO USE
YOUR TELEOPHONE.
943
00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,538
I KNOW
IT'S LATE, BUT--
944
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,772
NO. NO!
945
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:06,575
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
946
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:07,576
COME IN.
947
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,677
YEAH. WELL...
948
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:12,081
I JUST WANT TO CALL
MY PARTNER IN THE USA
949
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:15,818
TO TELL HIM I'VE ARRIVED
IN YOUR CHARMING COUNTRY.
950
00:54:17,054 --> 00:54:20,456
BOY, KEEN-LOOKING
LOBBY THEY GOT HERE.
951
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:22,791
UH, TELEPHONES.
952
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,293
TELEPHONES.
953
00:54:24,295 --> 00:54:28,330
WHY DO HOTELS ALWAYS
HIDE THEIR TELEPHONE...
954
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:30,532
BOOTHS?
955
00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:32,034
OH, UH, YEAH.
956
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,536
YOU MUST BE
THE HEAD WAITER.
957
00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:39,541
COUNT BLOODCOUNT
AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR.
958
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,609
YEAH.
959
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,111
WELL, LOOK, UH...CON,
960
00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:43,545
ABOUT THOSE TELEPHONES...
961
00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:45,281
TELEPHONES?
962
00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:46,615
TELEPHONES?
963
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,018
UM...OH, YES.
964
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:50,552
RIGHT THIS WAY.
965
00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:54,056
SAY, NICE LITTLE PLANT
YOU'VE GOT HERE, DOC.
966
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,624
INTERESTING DECOR.
967
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,626
HOMEY, COMFORTABLE.
968
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,229
NICE RECREATIONAL
FACILITIES.
969
00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:08,937
NOTHING LIKE
FAMILY PORTRAITS
TO BRIGHTEN UP A PLACE.
970
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:18,113
THIS IS YOUR ROOM.
971
00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:19,615
YEAH. SURE, DOC,
972
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:21,950
BUT I DON'T
WANT A ROOM.
973
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,952
I JUST WANT
A TELEPHONE.
974
00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,287
REST FIRST.
975
00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:27,122
TELEPHONE TOMORROW.
976
00:55:27,124 --> 00:55:30,292
REST IS GOOD
FOR THE BLOOD.
977
00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:35,464
WELL, I AM
A LITTLE FATIGUED.
978
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:37,866
GOODBYE,
LITTLE FRIEND.
979
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,268
I MEAN...
980
00:55:39,270 --> 00:55:40,936
GOOD NIGHT.
981
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,439
ASLEEP YET?
982
00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:44,606
NO.
983
00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:48,277
WELL...RING
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
984
00:55:48,279 --> 00:55:50,612
POP, CYANIDE,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
985
00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:52,114
SAME OLD PROBLEM.
986
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:54,883
I JUST CAN'T SLEEP
IN A STRANGE BED,
987
00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:58,053
NO MATTER HOW NICE
THE PLACE IS.
988
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,290
HEY, THAT'S WHAT I NEED--
989
00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:02,791
SOMETHING TO READ.
990
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,059
HMM...
991
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,362
"MAGIC WORDS AND PHRASES."
992
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:08,130
SOUNDS INTERESTING.
993
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,531
YEAH.
994
00:56:11,302 --> 00:56:13,268
HMM..."MAGIC CAN
BE PERFORMED
995
00:56:13,270 --> 00:56:15,938
"EITHER BY POTIONS
996
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:20,542
"OR BY THE USE
OF MAGIC WORDS AND PHRASES.
997
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,045
"AMONG THE MOST
POWERFUL OF THESE
998
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:24,780
"IS THE WORD...
999
00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:25,781
"ABA...
1000
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,249
ABRACADABRA."
1001
00:56:28,419 --> 00:56:29,551
YEAH. WELL...
1002
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,053
OH, SURE IT IS.
1003
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,054
SICK HUMOR.
1004
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,789
IT IS TO LAUGH.
1005
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,290
"MAGIC WORDS."
1006
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:39,294
GOLLY, WHAT BIG MOSQUITOES
THEY DO HAVE AROUND HERE.
1007
00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:41,730
HOLD STILL,
YOU LITTLE DEVIL.
1008
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,165
THERE.
1009
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,807
"ANOTHER HIGHLY USEFUL
MAGIC WORD
1010
00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:54,543
IS HOCUS-POCUS."
1011
00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:00,983
ANYONE WE KNOW,
AGATHA?
1012
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:02,151
NO.
1013
00:57:02,153 --> 00:57:04,787
SPLENDID-LOOKING
SPECIMEN THOUGH.
1014
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:07,790
BOY, I HOPE
THE RESTAURANT'S STILL OPEN.
1015
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:11,160
I HAVEN'T EATEN
SINCE I LEFT CUCAMONGA.
1016
00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:13,061
¶ LA DA DEE DEE ¶
1017
00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:15,063
¶ DA DA LA DA
DA-DA DA-DA ¶
1018
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:19,001
¶ DA ABRACADABRA ¶
1019
00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:20,302
ANOTHER ONE?
1020
00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:22,805
THEY OUGHT TO SCREEN
THIS PLACE.
1021
00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:28,310
¶ LA DA DEE DEE
DA DA ¶
1022
00:57:28,312 --> 00:57:33,449
¶ LA-DA DA-DA DA-DA
DA HOCUS-POCUS ¶
1023
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:43,659
I AM A VAMPIRE.
1024
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:44,827
OH, YEAH?
1025
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,161
WELL, ABRACADABRA.
1026
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:48,330
I'M AN UMPIRE.
1027
00:57:48,332 --> 00:57:50,466
HOCUS-POCUS.
1028
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,301
I AM A BAT.
1029
00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:54,470
OK. I'M A BAT, TOO.
1030
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:56,472
ABRACADABRA.
1031
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:59,475
YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A BAT
1032
00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:02,311
WITH GLASSES ON,
WOULD YOU?
1033
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,816
HOCUS-POCUS!
1034
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,586
NOW I CRUSH YOU.
1035
00:58:10,588 --> 00:58:12,187
ABRACADABRA!
1036
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,158
HOCUS...
1037
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,093
POCUS.
1038
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,329
ABRACADABRA.
1039
00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:22,965
HOCUS...
1040
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:24,733
POCUS.
1041
00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:26,802
ABRACADABRA!
1042
00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,175
ABRACAPOCUS.
1043
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:37,079
HMM, UH...HOCUS-CADABRA.
1044
00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:39,081
NEWPORT NEWS.
1045
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,084
WOW. I CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
1046
00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,686
WALLA WALLA,
WASHINGTON.
1047
00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,823
OH, UH...
1048
00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:49,091
GIRLS!
1049
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,659
EMILY, LOOK.
1050
00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,195
IT'S OUR
LITTLE FRIEND.
1051
00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,266
LOOK, EMILY.
1052
00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:00,135
ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
1053
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:04,306
I ALWAYS SAID
FOUR HEADS ARE
BETTER THAN ONE.
1054
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:06,141
WELL, A TELEPHONE.
1055
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,210
AT LAST.
1056
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:10,045
HELLO, OPERATOR?
1057
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,047
COULD YOU PLEASE
CONNECT ME
1058
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,550
WITH A CERTAIN
MR. DAFFY DUCK
1059
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,919
IN NEW YORK CITY, USA?
1060
00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:21,557
¶ LA DEE DEE-DEE
DEE ABRACAPOCUS ¶
1061
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:23,559
SO WHAT'S THE BAD WORD?
1062
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:26,061
ANYTHING INEXPLICABLE
TO WRITE HOME ABOUT?
1063
00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:28,047
NOTHING SPECIAL.
1064
00:59:28,048 --> 00:59:30,032
I DID MANAGE
TO BRING TOGETHER
TWO LOVELY COUPLES
1065
00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:31,934
WITH A LOT
IN COMMON.
1066
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:34,436
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'RE RUNNING,
1067
00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,938
A MATRIMONIAL AGENCY?
1068
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,439
JUST LIKE THAT RABBIT.
1069
00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:39,441
THE COMPANY'S CRASHING
AROUND ME,
1070
00:59:39,443 --> 00:59:41,376
AND HE GETS SENTIMENTAL.
1071
00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:46,782
UH, LET'S SEE NOW.
LET'S SEE.
1072
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:47,950
FORM A62B.
1073
00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:49,952
I CAN DEDUCT 30 THOU
1074
00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:51,954
BECAUSE OF
MY WINNING PERSONALITY--
1075
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:52,955
BUT WAIT.
1076
00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:56,458
SINCE I WAS BORN IN A MONTH
WITH AN "R" IN IT,
1077
00:59:56,460 --> 00:59:59,461
I CAN WRITE OFF THIS,
SUBTRACT THAT,
1078
00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:02,197
UH...CARRY THE 1
AND, UH...
1079
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:04,166
THESE NEW SIMPLIFIED
TAX FORMS
1080
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,901
ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!
1081
01:00:05,903 --> 01:00:07,302
SETBACKS,
1082
01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:09,304
SETBACKS.
1083
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:11,807
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
1084
01:00:11,809 --> 01:00:14,142
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
1085
01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,480
AH, I GOT IT.
1086
01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:21,483
I'LL CLAIM MY DECEASED
UNCLE ROBESPIERRE DUCK
1087
01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:23,552
AS A DEPENDENT.
1088
01:00:23,554 --> 01:00:26,388
WHAT THE IRS DON'T KNOW
WON'T HURT THEM.
1089
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,491
THERE'S NOTHING SIMPLER
THAN JUGGLING THE BOOKS.
1090
01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:33,395
AW, COME ON.
I LIKE TO JUGGLE BOOKS.
1091
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,397
IT'S GOOD, CLEAN,
HARMLESS FUN.
1092
01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:36,531
SEE? JUGGLING.
1093
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:38,300
IT'S MY HOBBY.
1094
01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:44,306
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1095
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,974
UH...UH, HELLO?
1096
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,876
HIMALAYAS. GIANT MONSTER!
1097
01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,044
RUNNING AMUCK!
1098
01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:50,646
RUINING TOURIST TRADE!
1099
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,147
COME QUICK!
1100
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,082
HELP!
1101
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:58,620
THE HIMALAYAS.
1102
01:00:58,622 --> 01:00:59,788
DUTY CALLS.
1103
01:00:59,790 --> 01:01:01,289
I'LL HOP DOWN THERE,
1104
01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:04,092
MAKE SHORT ORDER
OF THIS BIGFOOT THING,
1105
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:06,094
AND THEY'LL
GENEROUSLY REWARD ME
1106
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,530
WITH TIBETAN BEADS
AND TRINKETS.
1107
01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:10,499
BUT YOU KNOW,
GIANT MONSTERS
1108
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:12,634
AREN'T EXACTLY MY FORTE.
1109
01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:15,137
I COULD USE A FRONT MAN
1110
01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:17,639
TO TAKE SOME
OF THE LUMPS.
1111
01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:19,641
SOUNDS LIKE
ANOTHER MENIAL TASK
1112
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:21,276
FOR THAT DUMB BUNNY.
1113
01:01:21,278 --> 01:01:22,778
TRANSYLVANIA,
TRANSYLVANIA.
1114
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,780
WHERE IS
THAT STUPID NUMBER?
1115
01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:27,649
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1116
01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:30,485
[RING RING]
1117
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:32,788
[RING RING]
1118
01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:36,658
[RING RING]
1119
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:38,160
[RING RING]
1120
01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:41,630
[RING RING]
1121
01:01:41,632 --> 01:01:43,598
[RING RING]
1122
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:44,766
YES?
1123
01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:45,767
HELLO, BUGS?
1124
01:01:45,769 --> 01:01:46,768
DAFFY HERE.
1125
01:01:46,770 --> 01:01:50,472
HOW'S ABOUT
A NICE EXECUTIVE
JUNKET TO--
1126
01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:53,775
NO, NOT
PALM SPRINGS!
1127
01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:55,277
TO THE RUGGED
HIMALAYAS.
1128
01:01:55,279 --> 01:01:56,778
SEEMS
THE LOCAL YOKELS
1129
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,281
HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH SOME GIANT.
1130
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,949
PROBABLY SOME
NATIVE SUPERSTITION.
1131
01:02:06,657 --> 01:02:09,291
HERE WE ARE.
THE HIMALAYAS.
1132
01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:12,627
WHAT A WAY FOR A DUCK
TO TRAVEL--UNDERGROUND.
1133
01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:14,963
CRIMINITLIES.
IT'S COLD.
1134
01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:17,933
GOOD THING I PACKED
MY WINTER WARDROBE.
1135
01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,935
I DON'T SEE
ANY GIANT.
1136
01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:22,971
I DON'T EVEN SEE
ANY HIMALAYANS.
1137
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,941
YOU KNOW,
IF WE JUST REROUTE
THROUGH ALBUQUERQUE,
1138
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:28,910
WE COULD HIT
PALM SPRINGS
BY THIS AFTERNOON.
1139
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,912
YOU AND YOUR
ONE-TRACK MIND.
1140
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,414
FIRST THINGS FIRST,
BUSTER.
1141
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,417
THERE'S STILL
A LITTLE MATTER
OF THIS GIANT.
1142
01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:37,786
GUESS I'LL
BACKTRACK A BIT.
1143
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:41,356
I MUST'VE MISSED
SOMETHING ON THE WAY.
1144
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,469
ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S
HOLDING UP THE WORKS?
1145
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,505
WHAT'S ALL THE--THE...
1146
01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:01,409
AAH!
1147
01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:05,013
OOH, WHAT A CUTE,
LITTLE PINK BUNNY RABBIT.
1148
01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,817
JUST WHAT
I ALWAYS WANTED,
1149
01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:10,919
MY OWN LITTLE
BUNNY RABBIT.
1150
01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,921
I WILL NAME HIM GEORGE,
1151
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:15,924
AND I WILL HUG HIM
AND PET HIM
1152
01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:17,425
AND SQUEEZE HIM.
1153
01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:18,994
I'M NOT A RABBIT.
1154
01:03:18,996 --> 01:03:21,496
AND PAT HIM
AND PET HIM.
1155
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,466
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
PUT ME DOWN, PLEASE.
1156
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:25,967
AND RUB HIM AND--
1157
01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:28,470
I AIN'T
NO BUNNY RABBIT!
1158
01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:30,472
NOT A BUNNY RABBIT,
GEORGE?
1159
01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:34,476
THEN HOW COME
YOU HAVE LONG EARS,
HOW COME?
1160
01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:36,478
LONG EARS? OH.
1161
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,980
THOSE AREN'T EARS.
THOSE ARE SLEEVES.
1162
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:41,483
SO NOW PUT ME DOWN,
PLEASE.
1163
01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:42,984
GEORGE, YOU WERE NAUGHTY
1164
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,987
TO PRETEND YOU WAS
A BUNNY RABBIT.
1165
01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:48,156
I WILL PUNISH YOU GOOD.
1166
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,826
BAD OLD GEORGE.
1167
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,327
UH, L-LOOK, DOC,
1168
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,330
I KNOW WHERE THERE'S
A REAL BUNNY RABBIT,
1169
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,798
A VERY CUDDLY RABBIT.
1170
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,302
AND THEN AFTER
A CARROT BURGER
AND A MALT
1171
01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:01,469
IN ALBUQUERQUE...
1172
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:02,804
OH, BUGSY.
1173
01:04:02,806 --> 01:04:04,539
BUGSY BUDDY.
1174
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:07,042
OH, HI.
WHAT'S UP, DUCK?
1175
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:09,177
COME HERE,
OLD PAL, HMM?
1176
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:13,648
MY OWN
LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT.
1177
01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,417
DUH.
1178
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:18,753
HEY, AN ABOMINABUBBLE
SNOWMAN.
1179
01:04:18,755 --> 01:04:20,755
I WILL NAME HIM GEORGE.
1180
01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:23,258
I WILL HUG HIM
AND PET HIM...
1181
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:25,160
I KNOW
I'M A LOUSE,
1182
01:04:25,162 --> 01:04:27,095
BUT I'M
A LIVE LOUSE.
1183
01:04:27,097 --> 01:04:29,097
I WILL GIVE HIM
SECURITY.
1184
01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:32,400
I WILL KEEP HIM WARM
LIKE A MOTHER HEN
1185
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:36,071
SO HE WILL NEVER
FEEL REJECTED.
1186
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:39,074
POOR BUGS. ANY WAY
YOU LOOK AT IT,
1187
01:04:39,076 --> 01:04:41,076
IT'S BETTER
HE SHOULD SUFFER.
1188
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:44,079
AFTER ALL,
IT WAS ME OR HIM.
1189
01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:45,981
OBVIOUSLY,
IT COULDN'T BE ME.
1190
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,916
I'M NOT
LIKE OTHER PEOPLE.
1191
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,417
I CAN'T STAND PAIN.
1192
01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:51,686
IT HURTS ME.
1193
01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:54,322
OK, ABOM,
HERE'S YOUR
BUNNY RABBIT.
1194
01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:57,158
DUH, BUNNY RABBIT,
GEORGE?
1195
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,827
BUNNY RABBIT? ME?
1196
01:04:58,829 --> 01:05:00,328
YES, YOU, DOC.
1197
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:01,830
HO HO. VERY FUNNY.
1198
01:05:01,832 --> 01:05:03,298
HA HA. VERY DROLL.
1199
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,800
HEY, SHORTY,
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER
1200
01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:07,802
TO BE THE DISTINGUISHING
CHARACTERISTICS
1201
01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:09,304
OF A RABBIT?
1202
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:12,974
DUH...DISTINGUISHING
CHARACT--
1203
01:05:12,976 --> 01:05:15,477
WHAT MAKES A RABBIT
LOOK LIKE A RABBIT?
1204
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:16,978
WHY, ER, UH, DUH...
1205
01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:18,813
LONG EARS.
1206
01:05:18,815 --> 01:05:21,816
AND WHOM AROUND HERE
HAS LONG EARS?
1207
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:24,819
SORRY TO HAVE TO DO THIS
TO YOU, BUD.
1208
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,822
EH, DON'T GIVE IT
A SECOND THOUGHT.
1209
01:05:27,824 --> 01:05:30,825
OH, BOY, JUST WHAT
I ALWAYS WANTED--
1210
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:32,627
MY OWN BUNNY RABBIT.
1211
01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:36,064
THEY REALLY DO MAKE
A CHARMING COUPLE.
1212
01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:38,400
...PET HIM
AND SQUEEZE HIM
1213
01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:39,701
AND STROKE HIS BILL
1214
01:05:39,703 --> 01:05:42,203
AND RUB HIS PRETTY
FEATHERS AND--
1215
01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:43,204
HEY.
1216
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:44,706
WAIT A MINUTE.
1217
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,642
BUNNY RABBITS DON'T
HAVE FEATHERS AND BILLS.
1218
01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:48,810
I KNOW.
1219
01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,413
THERE GOES
YOUR BUNNY RABBIT.
1220
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:52,914
HEY, UH, DUH,
1221
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:55,650
GEORGE, WAIT.
1222
01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:00,655
HO HO, LOOK OUT,
BUNNY RABBIT.
1223
01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:02,424
THIS I GOT TO SEE.
1224
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,799
AND I SEARCHED,
AND I SEARCHED.
1225
01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:12,300
HOO, IT'S HOT.
1226
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,302
BUT I NEVER
CAUGHT UP
1227
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,304
WITH MY LITTLE
BUNNY RABBIT.
1228
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,807
GEE, THAT'S TOUGH,
MR. ABDOMINABUBBLE.
1229
01:06:18,809 --> 01:06:20,308
AND NOW I'LL NEVER--
1230
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,310
GOSH, IT'S HOT--
1231
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,847
NEVER SEE MY
BUNNY RABBIT AGAIN.
1232
01:06:25,849 --> 01:06:27,816
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE YET.
1233
01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:31,319
IF YOU LOVE HIM,
HE'LL COME BACK.
1234
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,322
WELL, HERE I AM.
MASSACRE STARTED YET?
1235
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,825
FIREWORKS GONE OFF?
BALLOON GONE UP?
1236
01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,326
DUH, OH, BOY.
1237
01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,828
A BUNNY RABBIT.
1238
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:41,830
JUST WHAT
I ALWAYS WANTED.
1239
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:43,798
I WILL
NAME HIM GEORGE.
1240
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,801
AND I WILL HUG HIM
AND SQUEEZE HIM
1241
01:06:46,803 --> 01:06:50,472
AND PET HIM
AND PAT HIM AND--HEY.
1242
01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:53,641
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
1243
01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:54,809
HE MELTED.
1244
01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:57,512
HE REALLY WAS
A SNOWMAN.
1245
01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,315
ABOMINABLE,
THAT IS.
1246
01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:08,156
AAH!
1247
01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:09,324
EEK!
1248
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:11,559
STILL BOTHERED
BY MONSTERS?
1249
01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:14,262
DON'T DESPAIR.
1250
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,731
OUR COMPANY OFFERS
A FINE LINE
1251
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,666
OF MAGIC POTIONS
AND UNGUENTS
1252
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:20,668
GUARANTEED
TO RID THE HOME
1253
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:22,170
OF YOUR
SUPERNATURAL PESTS.
1254
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:23,738
OOPS. HERE THEY COME.
1255
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:39,654
MMM.
1256
01:07:39,656 --> 01:07:41,356
NOT BAD.
1257
01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:06,147
[ROAR]
1258
01:08:06,149 --> 01:08:07,482
[SQUEAK]
1259
01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:15,156
SO CALL DAFFY DUCK,
BUGS BUNNY, AND PORKY PIG,
1260
01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:16,491
PARANORMALISTS...
1261
01:08:16,493 --> 01:08:17,959
AT LARGE.
1262
01:08:17,961 --> 01:08:19,961
SPOOKS SPOOKED.
GOBLINS GOBBLED.
1263
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:21,463
UFOs K.O.ed.
1264
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:22,964
ALIENS ALIENATED.
1265
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:24,466
VAMPIRES EVAPORATED.
1266
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:25,800
AND MONSTERS...
1267
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:27,635
REMONSTRATED.
1268
01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,637
DAFFY DUCK,
ACE PARANORMALIST,
1269
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:31,139
AT YOUR SERVICE.
1270
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,608
HELLO?
UH, HELLO, MR. DUCK?
1271
01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:38,113
I WANT TO REPORT
AN ELEPHANT IN MY BIRDBATH.
1272
01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:41,316
[WOLF WHISTLE]
1273
01:08:45,322 --> 01:08:47,322
I BEG
YOUR PARDON, SIR.
1274
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:50,325
YOU SAY THERE'S AN ELEPHANT
IN YOUR BIRDBATH?
1275
01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:52,327
UH-OH, AN OBVIOUS NUT CASE.
1276
01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:55,330
SO THERE'S AN ELEPHANT
IN YOUR BIRDBATH.
1277
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:56,464
UH-HUH.
1278
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,632
YEAH?
1279
01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:00,635
WELL, HOW DOES HE FIT
IN IT, SIR?
1280
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:02,303
YEAH. I SEE.
1281
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,305
THE ELEPHANT
IN YOUR BIRDBATH
1282
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:06,875
IS ONLY 5 1/4" TALL.
1283
01:09:06,877 --> 01:09:08,977
DEFINITELY
NON COMPOS MENTIS.
1284
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:11,045
BETTER SUMMON
THE AUTHORITIES.
1285
01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:13,047
UH, NO. UH, UH, NO.
1286
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:14,549
YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE.
1287
01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:16,050
SOMEBODY WILL BE COMING
1288
01:09:16,052 --> 01:09:18,052
TO CALL ON YOU
SHORTLY.
1289
01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,821
WHAT WAS THAT ADDRESS?
1290
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,157
112 NORTH HIGHLAND.
1291
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,659
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
1292
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,494
PLEASE HURRY.
1293
01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:34,969
[JABBERING]
1294
01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:44,479
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1295
01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:50,251
STEADY NOW, LAD.
1296
01:09:50,253 --> 01:09:51,753
EASY DOES IT.
1297
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,254
BUT I DID.
1298
01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:56,257
I DID SEE AN ELEPHANT
IN MY BIRDBATH.
1299
01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:57,759
SURE, SURE.
I KNOW.
1300
01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,495
I KEEP A GIRAFFE
IN MINE.
1301
01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:21,849
AAH!
1302
01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:06,828
[NNRRR]
1303
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,671
YOU'RE LATE.
1304
01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:21,809
HE ALWAYS
USED TO BE PINK.
1305
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:25,313
MOTHER USED TO SCOLD ME
WHEN I WAS 3.
1306
01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:26,481
SHE'D SAY,
1307
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:29,484
"DOLORES, YOU'RE NOT
SEEING LITTLE LAVENDER MEN
1308
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:30,985
IN THE SUGAR BOWL."
1309
01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:32,487
BUT I DID, DOCTOR.
1310
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:35,490
AND THEN WHEN I WENT
TO NURSERY SCHOOL,
1311
01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:38,993
MY TEACHER MRS. SWANSON--
SHE WAS A SVELTE BLONDE--
1312
01:11:38,995 --> 01:11:41,496
WELL, SHE
USED TO SPANK ME,
1313
01:11:41,498 --> 01:11:43,665
SPANK ME HARD,
EVEN WHEN--
1314
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,967
I THINK IT BEGAN
1315
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:49,470
WHEN FATHER WOULDN'T
TAKE ME TO THE CIRCUS.
1316
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,822
SAY, THIS TEENSY
ELEPHANT THING
1317
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,824
HAS SPREAD
LIKE WILDFIRE.
1318
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,659
RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
1319
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:15,296
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
TO GO ON TV
1320
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:17,899
AND PLACATE
THE CITIZENRY.
1321
01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:21,436
IT CAN'T FAIL.
1322
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:22,670
[DING]
1323
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,672
I'LL SOOTHE
THEIR TROUBLED BROWS
1324
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,674
AND BE SHOWERED
WITH GOODIES
1325
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,409
BY A GRATEFUL POPULACE.
1326
01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:34,315
GOOD EVENING,
I'M ZED TOPPEL,
1327
01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:36,818
AND THIS IS FRIGHTLINE.
1328
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,487
TONIGHT...
THE MINIATURE ELEPHANT.
1329
01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:42,990
IS IT REAL, OR IS IT
MERELY A FIGMENT
1330
01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:45,326
OF OUR OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATIONS,
1331
01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,829
A PRODUCT
OF OUR TROUBLED TIMES?
1332
01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:50,298
OUR GUEST IS
THE NOTED METAPHYSICIAN
1333
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,799
MR. DAFFY DUCK,
1334
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:55,336
WHO MAY SHED
SOME LIGHT ON THIS
OTHERWISE DARK CORNER
1335
01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:56,804
OF OUR NATIONAL
OBSESSION.
1336
01:12:56,806 --> 01:12:58,806
YEAH. SURE.
THANK YOU, ZED.
1337
01:12:58,808 --> 01:13:01,309
THIS SO-CALLED
MINIATURE ELEPHANT
1338
01:13:01,311 --> 01:13:03,311
COULDN'T
POSSIBLY EXIST.
1339
01:13:03,313 --> 01:13:05,813
NOW, I CAN ACCEPT
SOMETHING PLAUSIBLE.
1340
01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:07,315
GHOSTS...OK.
1341
01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:09,317
VAMPIRES...FINE.
1342
01:13:09,319 --> 01:13:10,818
BUT ITSY,
BITSY ELEPHANTS?
1343
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:12,320
THAT'S SILLY.
1344
01:13:12,322 --> 01:13:13,821
THAT'S JUST STUPID!
1345
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,056
THAT'S JUST--
1346
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,157
[NNRRR]
1347
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:22,663
YIKE!
1348
01:13:22,665 --> 01:13:25,466
THE INSULT!
THE IGNOMINIOUSNESS!
1349
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:27,301
PUBLICLY DISGRACED
1350
01:13:27,303 --> 01:13:29,137
ON A COAST-TO-COAST HOOKUP!
1351
01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:31,839
WAIT. I COULD STILL
GET OUT OF THIS.
1352
01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:34,609
IT'S THAT TV STATION.
I'LL SUE THEM.
1353
01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,310
IT'S THEIR FAULT!
1354
01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:39,313
NO. WAIT. I WAS
SIMPLY MISINFORMED.
1355
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:40,815
IT'S MY ADVISOR.
1356
01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:43,184
THAT PIG,
THE PERFECT PATSY.
1357
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,819
NOBODY WILL
BELIEVE HIM.
1358
01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:46,320
HE'S A NINCOMPOOP.
1359
01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:47,688
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
1360
01:13:47,690 --> 01:13:49,157
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
1361
01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:50,625
YEAH. WHO'S TO KNOW?
1362
01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:52,260
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
1363
01:13:52,262 --> 01:13:55,363
WITH A LITTLE DISHONESTY
IN BUSINESS AFFAIRS.
1364
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,332
WHAT AM I SAYING?
1365
01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,479
I'M FINISHED.
1366
01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:16,150
STRAPPED...
1367
01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,952
KAPUT!
1368
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:22,824
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1369
01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:25,126
[KNOCK KNOCK]
1370
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,328
[KNOCK KNOCK]
1371
01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:28,830
AHA! IT'S THE DOOR!
1372
01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,198
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS!
1373
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,933
HEH HEH HEH!
1374
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:38,806
TELEGRAM FOR
MR. DAFFY DUCK--
1375
01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,241
YUK YUK--
1376
01:14:40,243 --> 01:14:43,277
FROM THE CHEAPSKATE
SAVINGS AND LOAN.
1377
01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:48,216
¶ WE'RE SORRY ¶
1378
01:14:48,218 --> 01:14:49,750
¶ BUT WE MUST CONFESS ¶
1379
01:14:49,752 --> 01:14:51,052
¶ YOUR RENT'S
NOT PAID ¶
1380
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:52,053
¶ YOU'RE IN A MESS ¶
1381
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:53,654
IT'S AMAZING.
1382
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,823
¶ VACATE TO
A NEW ADDRESS ¶
1383
01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,758
¶ YOU CAN'T STAY HERE ¶
1384
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,827
¶ YOU'RE DISPOSSESSED ¶
1385
01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:03,264
¶ GOOD EVENING,
FRIENDS ¶
1386
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:04,799
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
1387
01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:07,101
HEADS UP!
MOVING MEN!
1388
01:15:12,475 --> 01:15:13,975
BUT HONEST AND TRULY,
1389
01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:15,977
THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.
1390
01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,245
SORRY, MAC.
1391
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:21,249
[HAMMERING ON DOOR]
1392
01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:22,683
NOW WHAT?
1393
01:15:27,257 --> 01:15:28,756
ONE THING'S FOR SURE--
1394
01:15:28,758 --> 01:15:31,926
I GOT NOWHERE ELSE
TO GO BUT UP.
1395
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:41,202
YEOW!
1396
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:54,916
TOO BAD, TOO BAD.
1397
01:15:54,918 --> 01:15:58,085
SO MUCH TROUBLE
IN THE WORLD TODAY.
1398
01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:01,822
HEY, UH, GARCON,
1399
01:16:01,824 --> 01:16:04,926
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER
CARROT JUICE ON THE ROCKS?
1400
01:16:09,499 --> 01:16:10,965
ISN'T THIS
W-W-WONDERFUL,
SYLVESTER?
1401
01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,466
CAMPING
WAY OUT HERE
1402
01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:14,468
IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE?
1403
01:16:14,470 --> 01:16:16,103
SO PEACEFUL
AND QUIET.
1404
01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:18,239
[AWOO]
1405
01:16:20,310 --> 01:16:24,345
HEY! WH-WH-WHAT?
WH-WH-WHO--WHO?
1406
01:16:25,315 --> 01:16:26,981
RE-RE-RELINQUISH ME,
1407
01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:30,017
YOU FOUL, GIBBERING
FE-FELINE, YOU.
1408
01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:35,623
TH-TH-THAT'S
JUST A LITTLE OLD
SCRAGGLY COYOTE
1409
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,124
BAYING AT THE MOON,
1410
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,427
Y-YOU YELLOW-DOG
OF A C-COWARDLY CAT.
1411
01:16:42,665 --> 01:16:44,599
[THUNDER]
1412
01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:56,110
COME AND GET 'EM, FOLKS,
WHILE THEY LAST.
1413
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:58,646
TRICK SPIDERS,
PLASTIC BLOBS,
1414
01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,315
GHOST GOOP,
GARLIC WREATHS,
1415
01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:04,318
AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS
SUPERNATURAL KNICKKNACKS.
1416
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:09,390
WELL, HOWS ABOUT THESE
SIMPLY ADORABLE WIND-UP DOLLS?
1417
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,891
JUST $1.00 APIECE.
1418
01:17:10,893 --> 01:17:13,394
WHY, YES.
I'LL TAKE ONE.
1419
01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:15,529
YOU WILL? REALLY?
1420
01:17:15,531 --> 01:17:17,665
GEE...THANKS.
1421
01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:23,904
CUBISH!
1422
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:30,311
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS., INC.
1423
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:33,314
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1424
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:36,484
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1989
WARNER BROS., INC.