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- (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS)
- (ECHOING LAUGHTER)
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(ECHOING LAUGHTER CONTINUES, SPEEDS UP)
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(THE DICKIES:
"KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE")
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# Killer klowns
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# P.T. Barnum said it so long ago
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# There's one born every minute
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# That you know
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# Some make us laugh
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# Some make us cry
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# These clowns only gonna make you die
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# Everybody's runnin'
when the circus comes into the towns
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# Everybody's gunnin' for the likes
of the killer klowns
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# Chuckle!
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# The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin"
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# Send in the clowns, then they'll let you in
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# See the rubber nose
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# On the painted face
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# Bringing genocide to the human race
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# It's time to take a ride
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# On the nightmare merry-go-round
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# You'll be dead on arrival
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# From the likes of the killer klowns
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# From outer space
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# There's cotton candy in their hands... #
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Little son of a bitch.
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(SIGHS) Cops.
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OFFICER: This is Mooney calling in.
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MAN OVER RADIO:
'Read you. What's doing, Curt?'
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Nothing yet, Dave,
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but Friday night's just starting.
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I'm heading across town to the park.
Check in with you later.
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MAN ON RADIO: 'That was a hot tune
from The Doorman,
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'but now we're going
to slow it down a little bit
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'for all you make-out artists
at the Top of the World.'
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
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MAN: Give me a cold one.
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MAN 2: All right.
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MAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
'I'm Jojo the ice cream clown
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'with the bestest ice cream in town.
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'We'll give you the stick,
you give it a lick,
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'and it'll tickle you all the way down.
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'Ice cream, ice cream.
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'We brought our goodies here to you,
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'a tasty treat for while you screw.
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'Let's take a break.
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'Cool off those hot lips
with our tasty frozen fruity bars,
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'icy wicys, fudgy wudgy bars,
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'and everyone's favorite frozen delight,
the lick-a-stick.'
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Jeez, what the...
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MAN: Get out of here, you morons!
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MAN 2:
Hey, take your ice cream and get lost.
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'Oh, yeah?'
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WOMAN: Quiet down. You got the speaker on.
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WOMAN 2: Beat it, you jerk.
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'So, you don't want any ice cream?
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'Well, you're not getting any.'
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MAN: We were getting it
before you showed up.
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(LAUGHING) Those guys, man...
What the hell are they doing here?
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Great idea, Paul. Everybody loves ice cream.
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What do you mean? It was your idea.
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Hey, why don't we just park here for a while?
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Hey, what are you guys trying to pull here?
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Well, we thought we'd park here for a while.
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You said we could have
all the ice cream we wanted,
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but you didn't say anything about parking.
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What kind of girls do you think we are?
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I told you they weren't that stupid.
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We want you to take us home right now.
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- Yeah.
- Take it easy. Keep your shirt on.
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Don't worry. We intend to.
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("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYS FROM TRUCK)
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MAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
'Well, this worked out just great.'
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PAUL: 'Don't blame me.
I didn't want to come here.
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'Hey, why don't we try the drive-in?'
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MAN: 'Oh, that's dumb.
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'Hey, wait a minute. What's playing?'
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(LAUGHS) Knuckleheads.
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You know those guys?
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Those guys are my best friends from school.
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I tell you, whenever I want to have
a good time, I call Rich and Paul.
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A night out with those guys...
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is a total adventure.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What am I talking about
the Terenzi brothers for,
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when I would much rather be kissing you?
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Oh...
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WOMAN: This is great.
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MAN: Yeah.
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(FAINT WHIRRING, GROWING LOUDER)
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(LOUD WHIRRING)
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Wow, check that out!
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw that.
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That was incredible.
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(WHIRRING OVERHEAD)
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Well, I'll be hornswoggled.
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Did you see that little old sky guppy
zip down in there, Pooh?
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It's Halley's Comet,
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and he's landed in our backyard.
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There's gonna be thousands of people.
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Thousands of people are coming.
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They're gonna have hot dogs.
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Gonna have helicopters and airplanes
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and tacos.
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It's...
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This is our lucky day.
We gonna be rich, Pooh.
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We gonna be rich.
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Come on, let's go check it out.
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Oh, come on. No way.
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Debbie, it's a waste of time.
It's got to be 1,000 miles away.
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We'd ruin our whole evening.
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Don't give me that. You saw how close it was.
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It landed right over the hill.
Now, that is not 1,000 miles away.
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Come on. You can find it, Mr. Adventure.
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Debbie,
don't you want to finish our champagne?
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Take it with us.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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MAN: Heel.
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Come on, come on.
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Attention, dog. Come on.
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Well...
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I'll be greased and fried.
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What in blue blazes
is the circus doing up in these parts?
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I love the circus.
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Come on, maybe we can get us
some free passes.
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Come on, Pooh.
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I never seen one
that looked like this one before.
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Well...
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I don't know, Pooh.
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You know, there's something
kind of peculiar around here.
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Where is everybody?
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There ain't nobody around.
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Where's the dang ticket booth?
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How are we supposed to get in
and see the show?
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(POOH WHIMPERS)
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Pooh?
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Pooh Bear?
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Where is that dog?
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Pooh! (GASPS)
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Something funny's happening around here.
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What in tarnation's going on here?
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Oh! (MOANS)
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Where's my dog?
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(YELLING) Where's my Pooh Bear?
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I'll tear this thing apart
with my bare hands!
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- (FIZZLING)
- (SCREAMING)
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Oh, ha-ha! Ow! (GASPS)
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This thing is wired.
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(SOBBING)
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(ROARS, LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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MOONEY: All right, get in there!
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What's going on, Curt?
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Same old shit.
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I caught them boozing it up in the park.
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We're just walking through the park
on the way to the dorm.
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We had a bottle of wine.
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Yeah. It's a beautiful night.
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We were walking around. We didn't do nothing.
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You guys go to the college, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, right.
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So why don't you just stay there
and do your drinking on campus?
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Why do you have to come into town?
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Well, I mean, we live in this town, too.
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I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus.
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Yeah...
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and it's scum like you
that are killing this town.
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Come on, Curt! Curt!
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Come on, come on, Curt.
Now, just take it easy.
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What's the matter, Dave?
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You got a thing for these little boys?
Empty your pockets!
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We just had a little wine.
What's the problem?
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You're the problem, you little shit!
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Just lighten up, Mooney. Just lighten up.
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Back off, Dave.
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Open container, public intoxication,
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littering, disturbing the peace,
resisting arrest...
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These kids are history.
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Unless you want to rewrite the laws,
Mr. Police Academy.
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Look. You got this problem
with my training, I don't care,
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but when you bring someone into the station,
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I don't want to see you beating them up.
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Now, if you're going to book them,
do it according to procedure,
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or I swear, Curt, you and that badge
of yours will be history.
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I'll tell you what's going
to be history, Dave.
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These kids.
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Now, get in there.
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Get in there!
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Shit.
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Yeah, it looks like we're going
to have to walk from here.
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- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHS)
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Let's see.
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If instinct serve Chief correct...
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- Uh-huh.
- Path lie...
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that way.
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We must travel many moons...
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many, many moons.
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Many...
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many...
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(LAUGHS) Enough already with the moons.
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Lead the way, Chief Running-at-the-mouth.
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Holy shit.
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That was no shooting star. Looks like a...
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Circus tent.
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What's a circus tent doing
all the way out here?
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It's a pretty lousy location for a show.
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Something's wrong. This doesn't feel right.
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Weren't we looking for the shooting star?
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Come on, this looks neat.
Let's check this out.
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No, let's go. I've seen enough.
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Oh, come on, Deb.
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I want to take a closer look.
You can stay here.
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Alone?
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Well, would you be more scared
if you came with me
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or if I left you here?
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If you left me here.
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Let's go.
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Come on. (LAUGHS) Come on.
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Okay, okay. I'm coming.
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Come on, let's check this out.
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No. Mike.
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Mike, we... we better not.
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Deb, you are going to love this.
Don't be a baby.
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(LAUGHS) This is bizarre.
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What kind of circus is this?
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This is that new wave
European circus fantastique.
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Hurry, hurry. Step right up.
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See the circus bizarro.
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Come one, come all.
Step right up, little lady.
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Don't be shy. Don't be stupid.
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Come see the incredible Miss 50-50,
half man, half woman...
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the perfect double date.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
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That's right, little lady. Step right up here
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and see Gumbo, the toothless elephant.
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Or right over here,
we've got Belinda, the bulimic wonder.
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Watch her binge and purge
before your very eyes. Ha!
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Mike, keep it down. Somebody will catch us.
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God, is this place great or what?
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I mean, it looks like it was decorated
by Clowns "R" Us.
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I don't know.
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So, how much further you want to go?
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Let's just go down to the end
of this hall where those doors are.
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Come on.
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(CLOWN HORN SOUNDS)
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- (MACHINERY WHIRRING)
- (BOTH YELL)
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This is no funhouse.
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No circus, either.
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- (FIZZLING)
- (DEBBIE SCREAMS)
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What?
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I can't believe it.
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What is it, a nuclear power plant?
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No.
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A missile silo?
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No.
256
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,826
A military base?
257
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,495
No! No!
258
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,420
- The shooting star!
- What are you talking about?
259
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,757
The shooting star
we went to go look for... we are in it.
260
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,843
What was that?
261
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,721
- I don't know...
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
262
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,599
...but it's coming this way.
263
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,809
Here. Come on.
264
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,242
(LIQUID BUBBLING)
265
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,787
Look at this place.
266
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,668
It smells like candy.
267
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,256
You know, I don't know
what we saw out there before, but...
268
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,801
this looks like a cotton candy factory to me.
269
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,095
Yeah.
270
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,681
This must be where they hang it up to dry
271
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,307
before they ship the stuff out.
272
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,517
No, it's not.
273
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,354
I've never seen
anything like this before, have you?
274
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:02,939
No.
275
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,400
Well, that's because nobody has.
276
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,781
I don't believe in UFOs,
but if they do exist,
277
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,409
then we're trapped in one right now.
278
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,493
Will you just calm down?
279
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,620
There's got to be
a logical explanation for this.
280
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,081
This isn't what you think it is.
281
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,252
Nobody stores cotton candy like this.
282
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,422
What are you talking about? Of course it is.
283
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,923
(LAUGHS) Look.
284
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,842
(SCREAMS, GASPS)
285
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,959
(WHIRRING)
286
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717
Joe Lombardo.
287
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,439
Down this way.
288
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,656
(GRUNTS)
289
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,999
(BOTH YELL)
290
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,252
- Are you okay?
- I think so.
291
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,753
Come on.
292
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,505
Popcorn. Why popcorn?
293
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,841
Because they're clowns, that's why.
294
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,761
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
295
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,764
(PANTING)
296
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,895
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
297
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,528
(BARKING)
298
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,372
(SCREAMS)
299
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,291
(DOG BARKING)
300
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,917
(GRUNTING, SCREAMING)
301
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,669
Mike, get me out of here!
302
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,130
(BARKING, PANTING)
303
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,091
(HOWLING)
304
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,552
DEBBIE: Hurry, they're coming!
305
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,513
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (BARKING)
306
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,473
(GRUNTING)
307
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,726
(TIRES SQUEALING)
308
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,311
- (YELLING)
- (SCREAMING)
309
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,439
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
- (SCREAMING)
310
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,044
DEBBIE: We have to tell the police.
311
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,296
We're going to run to the police
and tell them there's a bunch of clowns
312
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,381
running around the hills,
killing people with cotton candy?
313
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,425
I have a friend there.
314
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,510
I know he'll believe us.
315
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,013
I don't know, Debbie.
I wouldn't even believe us.
316
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,400
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
317
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,675
(TIRES SQUEALING)
318
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,970
What the heck?
319
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,556
(HORN HONKING)
320
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,399
Dave! Oh, my God! Something horrible
has happened! Somebody's been killed!
321
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,984
Wait a second, Debbie. What happened?
322
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,653
You gotta help us! There are two people dead!
323
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,947
- Who, Debbie? Who's dead?
- Joe Lombardo. He's dead.
324
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,240
And some old man, too.
325
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,825
Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this?
326
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,576
Yes! It... they were hanging there
327
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,704
wrapped up in these cotton candy things...
328
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,372
these... cocoons.
329
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,582
- Cocoons?
- Yes, cocoons.
330
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,084
You know, cocoons.
331
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,752
All right, everybody calm down.
332
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,255
Look, Debbie,
come inside and explain this to me.
333
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,673
I'd like to help you, but before I can,
334
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,092
I've got to understand
what's going on here myself.
335
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,190
WOMAN: I really need
to get some mascara, okay?
336
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,569
Okay, why don't we just go to the drugstore?
337
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,237
Okay. And then we'll go on.
338
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,699
Look.
339
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,540
Cute.
340
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,548
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
341
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,342
All right, sit down.
342
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,553
Let's start from the beginning, all right?
343
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,263
Okay, okay.
344
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,931
We were up at the Top of the World,
345
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:32,518
and we saw this shooting star,
and we decided to go look for it.
346
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,314
But instead of finding the shooting star,
we saw this... this circus tent.
347
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,941
And that's when we went inside,
and we saw all those people
348
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,611
in those... those pink cotton candy cocoons.
349
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:45,156
Dave, it was not a circus tent.
It was something else.
350
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,241
- What? What?
- MIKE: It was a spaceship.
351
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,827
And there was these things,
these... killer clowns,
352
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,162
and they shot popcorn at us.
353
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,705
We barely got away.
354
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,957
(WHISTLES)
355
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,378
Killer clowns from outer space?
356
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,880
Holy shit.
357
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,008
Dave, we are telling you the truth.
You've got to believe us.
358
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,593
Let me tell you something, honey.
359
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,554
I was just over there.
There's nothing going on.
360
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,265
Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave.
361
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,976
Now, just hold on a second, Mooney.
They say some people are dead.
362
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:18,272
- Let's hear them out.
- All right, Dave. Okay.
363
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:22,110
Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn.
364
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:25,571
Go ahead. Let them make fools
out of the police department.
365
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,825
I told you, I was just over there!
You going to believe this little tramp?
366
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,868
Come on, Mooney!
367
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,995
I'm handling this, all right?
368
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,460
All right, all right, Debbie,
who's your friend?
369
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,504
DEBBIE: Mike. We go to school together.
370
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,424
You two were up at Top of the World together?
371
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,008
Yeah.
372
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,554
I know you, you little fart.
373
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:53,266
You hang out with the Terenzi brothers.
374
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:56,144
Clowns? I get it.
375
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,563
Another one of their stupid stunts
to sell ice cream
376
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,607
from that goddamn truck
those hoodlums run around in.
377
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,234
Well, now I really believe this.
378
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,153
Well, you better go now, Dave,
379
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,321
before the clowns take over, huh?
380
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,532
And when you get back from saving the world,
381
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,783
I want a full written report
382
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:14,078
so I can give it to the chief
when he gets back on Monday.
383
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,580
(LAUGHING)
384
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,249
Look, everything happened
just the way we said.
385
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,792
We are telling you the truth.
386
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,419
All right, all right.
387
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:22,587
You two come with me.
388
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,088
- (MOONEY CHUCKLES)
- Come on.
389
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,883
Hurry up, Dave. Don't let them get away.
390
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,385
Go ahead, Dave...
391
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,555
...make a dummy out of yourself.
392
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,017
But you're not going
to make a dummy out of me.
393
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,021
You, in the back.
394
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,810
(SQUEAKING)
395
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:41,624
(MAN CHUCKLES)
396
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,210
(LAUGHING)
397
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,217
Uh... Oh... Um...
398
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,053
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
399
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,390
Whoa! Oh...
400
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:01,519
(SCREAMING)
401
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,606
(CACKLING)
402
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,278
(STAMMERING)
403
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,571
Excuse me.
404
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:14,115
Oh. Oh, my.
405
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,741
May I help you?
406
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,250
Oh, no!
407
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,767
(GRUMBLES)
408
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,731
Oh, no.
409
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,820
DAVE: All right, we're going up there
to check this out.
410
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,488
First, I'm taking you home, Debbie.
411
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,491
No way. I'm going back up there with you.
412
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,076
You can't tell me what to do.
413
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,578
Debbie, just listen to me, would you?
414
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,622
I don't have to listen to you.
415
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,166
You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right?
416
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,668
Yeah, that's right.
I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
417
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,296
That doesn't change
the way I feel about you, though.
418
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,465
Dave, please.
419
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,675
Don't do this to me.
420
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,636
All right, Debbie, you got a choice.
421
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,012
Either go home, or I'm going to take you
422
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,973
back to the station and lock you up
for safekeeping. How's that?
423
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,808
(SIGHS)
424
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,394
(DOORBELL RINGS)
425
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,979
ALIEN VOICE: Pizza!
426
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,775
Oh. Pizza.
427
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,402
Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)
428
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,946
- (YELLING)
- (WHIMPERS)
429
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,826
(CLOWN CACKLING)
430
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,749
(DOORBELL RINGS)
431
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:52,088
- (ALIEN VOICE) For you.
- Oh! For me?
432
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,548
Oh!
433
00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:58,678
Oh, Jim... is this from you?
434
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,347
- Huh?
- WOMAN: Oh!
435
00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,349
(GRUNTS)
436
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,023
Look, Debbie...
437
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,901
May I please speak to Mike outside?
438
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,947
Fine. Sure.
439
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,407
Thank you.
440
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,709
Your old boyfriend? This is great.
441
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,627
Will you come here?
442
00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:36,090
He's probably going to take me up
on top of the hill and shoot me.
443
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,967
Look, don't worry about Dave.
444
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:41,470
It's those clowns you got to worry about.
445
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:45,433
Listen, as soon as you guys leave here,
I'm going to follow you guys up there.
446
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,767
You're going to follow us up there?
447
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,311
Debbie, I don't even want to go up there.
448
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,772
Listen, you stay inside the house
and keep the door locked.
449
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,525
I'll be back here in a little bit
to check on you.
450
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,527
Okay?
451
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,864
You better.
452
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:11,459
That's good timing.
453
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,034
Oh!
454
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:51,415
(GRUNTING)
455
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,587
Oh!
456
00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:08,849
(GASPING, SNEEZES)
457
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,818
Wait a minute.
458
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,153
Where is it?
459
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,613
Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal.
460
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,323
It was right there where that hole is.
461
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,699
So are you saying that hole
is where the tent was?
462
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,576
The tent made that hole...
is that what you're telling me?
463
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,119
Yes! It was there.
464
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:30,496
Look, we saw it. That's a fact.
465
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,248
I'll tell you what the facts are, mister.
466
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,834
You said people are being killed.
Now, where are the bodies?
467
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,669
I don't know. I saw Joe Lombardo dead.
468
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,003
I can only tell you what I think I saw.
469
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,880
Oh, so now you just think you saw?
470
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,173
No! I know what I saw.
471
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,883
I just can't prove it. My proof is gone.
472
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,176
Yeah, right. Turn around, pal.
473
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,346
Mooney was right, huh?
474
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,139
Got nothing better to do but cause problems.
475
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,724
Well, you're not going
to get away with it this time.
476
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,310
Get away with what? Debbie saw it, too.
477
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,145
- Yeah, she did, didn't she?
- Ow!
478
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:56,313
Come on.
479
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,778
Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got?
480
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,613
WOMAN: What's happening, Spike?
481
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,075
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
482
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:15,082
(LAUGHING)
483
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,459
Oh! (LAUGHS)
484
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,421
Big bad Jojo comin' into town.
485
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,464
Watch this, baby.
486
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,258
Is that bike too big for you?
487
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,843
Hey, Patty!
488
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,389
Mean bike you got there.
489
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:31,807
ALL: Yeah.
490
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,771
- Can I take a ride, pal?
- Uh-uh!
491
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,481
(CROWD LAUGHING)
492
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,442
Can I beep the horn?
493
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,193
Mm-hm.
494
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:47,531
Oh, thank you! (LAUGHS)
495
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,200
(LAUGHING)
496
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:56,790
He should've let the man
ride his bike. (LAUGHING)
497
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,834
(HORN HONKS)
498
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:04,673
I'm sorry. I seem to have broken your bike.
499
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:07,384
(SOBBING)
500
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,429
Where'd he go?
501
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,892
Put up your dukes, put up your dukes!
502
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,686
(CROWD LAUGHING, SHOUTING)
503
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,235
- (LAUGHING)
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
504
00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:28,697
What are you going to do, knock my block off?
505
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,950
(SCREAMS)
506
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:32,451
Damn!
507
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,913
WOMAN: Hey, come on, let's get out of here!
508
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,081
MAN: Come on, guys!
509
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,207
WOMAN 2: Get me out of here!
510
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:40,292
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
511
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,673
(GROWLING)
512
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,427
Here's some more ketchup
for your French fries.
513
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:51,845
Now, here's some more ketchup.
514
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,431
I want you to sit still
and eat your hamburger.
515
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,767
You know,
this isn't as much fun as it used to be.
516
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,769
(LAUGHS) It is if you're the winners.
517
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,498
Back here, young lady.
518
00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,751
You're not going anywhere
until you finish your food.
519
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,422
(GROWLING)
520
00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:26,440
What's going on?
521
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:11,628
All right, get out.
522
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:16,717
Turn around.
523
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,594
What are you doing, man?
524
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,761
You're not going to hit me, are you?
525
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:21,763
Just turn around, pal, all right?
526
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,182
Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, but I...
527
00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:24,725
Just drop it, Mike!
528
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,106
Check this out.
529
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,358
That's the stuff.
530
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,693
That's the stuff that I was telling you about
531
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,653
that was all wrapped around Joe Lombardo.
532
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:37,738
Where'd you get that?
533
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,489
Over in that Jeep over there.
534
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,159
- That's McReed's Jeep.
- Who's McReed?
535
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,661
Bob McReed. He was up here tonight
with me and Debbie.
536
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:49,249
Those are his glasses.
They got him. He's dead.
537
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,088
(CHUCKLING)
538
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,263
(PHONE RINGS)
539
00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,766
Crescent Cove police station.
Mooney speaking.
540
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,517
WOMAN: 'I'd like to report a disturbance.'
541
00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:09,853
Wait a minute. Calm down.
I can't understand you.
542
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,521
- 'Clowns!'
- What?
543
00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:13,982
'They're at my front door!
They're destroying property!'
544
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:15,525
Clowns, huh?
545
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,237
And now they're at your front door, huh?
546
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,863
'They're at my front door right now!'
547
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,073
Wait a minute. Who is this?
548
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,450
'Would you just get over here?'
549
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,496
Stupid kids and their pranks.
550
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,290
(SIGHS)
551
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,043
Rich little bastards.
552
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,837
I'd shoot them all.
553
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,342
Daddy sends them to fancy schools...
554
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:44,513
...so the police department
can babysit the little pricks.
555
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,687
(PHONE RINGING)
556
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,066
Police station. Mooney speaking. Yeah.
557
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,819
(STAMMERS) Hello, Curt?
558
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,489
I think I have a bit of a problem here.
559
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,705
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh... Just a minute.
560
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,748
Jesus, not you, too, Mr. Myers.
561
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,503
Police station. Mooney here. What?
562
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,630
MAN: 'They took my wife... the clowns...'
563
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,091
Oh. They took your wife away in a balloon?
564
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:24,011
Well, you don't need the police, pal.
You need a psychiatrist!
565
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,307
- Mr. Myers?
- (MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE)
566
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,600
- (SCREAMING OVER PHONE)
- (LINE HANGS UP)
567
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:33,562
Do the Terenzi brothers
have the whole town in on this?
568
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:38,400
Well, to hell with them all.
569
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,573
They wanna play games,
570
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:46,825
they're messing with the wrong guy.
571
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,545
- (CACKLING)
- Huh?
572
00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,963
Jesus! Oh, no!
573
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,507
Oh, no! Come on, Joe, get going!
574
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:11,099
- God!
- (ROARING)
575
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:13,560
(TIRES SQUEALING)
576
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,318
(BOTH GRUNT)
577
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,070
(SCREAMING)
578
00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:40,587
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
579
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,663
(SHOWER RUNNING)
580
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:16,915
(FAINT SQUEAKING)
581
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:45,652
(SQUEAKING)
582
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:33,074
(SQUEAKING)
583
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:53,303
(SCREAMING)
584
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,977
I'll call the state police
up at Marlborough. They've got a lab.
585
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:03,563
Maybe somebody up there
can tell us what this stuff is.
586
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,482
It's not cotton candy, that's for sure.
587
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,902
Yes. Finally.
That's what I've been telling you.
588
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:14,157
Look, I'm sorry
I was a little tough on you back there.
589
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,576
It's been a hard night.
590
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:21,039
Having Debbie involved
just makes it a lot more difficult.
591
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,541
What can I say? I didn't know...
592
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:25,544
It's got nothing to do with you, really.
It's me.
593
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,588
It's obvious she goes for laughs,
not stability.
594
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,811
(CLOWN CHUCKLES)
595
00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:58,451
- ALL: Oh!
- (LAUGHING)
596
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,371
- Boo.
- Oh...
597
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:04,791
- Oh, my God.
- (LAUGHING)
598
00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:09,713
(CHUCKLING)
599
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,597
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
600
00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:24,394
(CHUCKLES)
601
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:29,733
(EXCLAIMING)
602
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,820
(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS)
603
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:38,617
MIKE: You can just drop me off
over here. I'll take the bus home.
604
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:42,078
DAVE: No way. Remember,
you're the one who's seen these things.
605
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,789
Look! A clown! Right there!
606
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,504
MIKE: There he is. I told you.
Will you get out there and shoot him?
607
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,882
- Get him, Dave. Kill him.
- Hang on, Mike.
608
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,634
Calm down. Let me check this out.
609
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,266
(LAUGHING)
610
00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:06,770
(ALL GASPING)
611
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:14,361
- Holy shit!
- I don't believe it.
612
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:24,037
- Dave, run it down!
- Mike, let go! Mike! Mike!
613
00:44:26,915 --> 00:44:28,500
(CACKLING)
614
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,545
What are you doing?
You could've gotten us killed!
615
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,590
I'm sorry. I freaked out a little bit.
616
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,092
Where is he?
617
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:39,260
(PANTING)
618
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,812
I don't know. I don't see him anywhere.
619
00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:53,149
He's gone.
620
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,485
He went straight up.
621
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:57,404
I've seen enough.
622
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,074
One Baker five. Curt, do you read me? Over.
623
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,161
One Baker five. This is Mooney speaking.
624
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:07,163
I was a little worried about you.
625
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:10,625
I thought the big bad clowns
got a hold of you. Over.
626
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,253
Mooney, I want you to listen to me
and don't say anything.
627
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,004
I want you to call the state police
and get help.
628
00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:18,800
There are clowns,
and they are killing people. Over.
629
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,552
Okay, let me get this straight.
630
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:23,680
You say there are clowns,
and you've seen them.
631
00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,557
Okay, Dave, that's it.
632
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:28,059
Screw you and your college flunkies.
633
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,353
I've had enough of this from you
and from everyone else.
634
00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,564
I know what you guys are trying to do:
635
00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,899
break me down, drive me out of the force.
636
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,736
Well, it's going to take a hell of a lot more
than a lame prank like this
637
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:43,074
to get Curtis Mooney to throw in
his badge, so fuck you! Over.
638
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:46,035
Mooney, this is an emergency. Mooney!
639
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:50,331
He cut me off.
That son of a bitch cut me off!
640
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,542
I got to get...
I got to get back to the station.
641
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,670
I don't know what I'm going to say,
but I got to get through to the state police.
642
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,005
(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
643
00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:59,424
RICH: Paul, get the truck!
PAUL: What about the girls?
644
00:45:59,549 --> 00:46:01,468
RICH: Forget about the girls.
They eat too much.
645
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:02,886
PAUL: They didn't pay for the ice cream!
646
00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,596
RICH: So what? The truck's getting away!
647
00:46:04,721 --> 00:46:06,681
Hey, those aren't killer clowns.
Those are the Terenzi brothers.
648
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,057
Terenzi brothers?
649
00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:09,601
Get back to the station. Radio for help.
650
00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:11,478
I'll catch up with my friends,
try to warn people.
651
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,730
Tell everyone to stay indoors
and don't do anything stupid.
652
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:14,939
You, too.
653
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:23,615
- Oh, shit.
- PAUL: You idiot!
654
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,908
RICH: Don't yell at me! You were driving!
655
00:46:25,033 --> 00:46:26,576
Can't you just do one thing right?
656
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,953
This whole ice cream thing was your idea.
657
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:31,080
My idea? You said we'd get girls this way.
658
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:32,332
No, I didn't. You did.
659
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,459
- You did.
- You did.
660
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,877
You did.
661
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,755
MIKE: Hey, Rich, Paul!
662
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,924
Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys.
663
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,592
Mike, how you doing? You want some ice cream?
664
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:43,802
No, no, man, listen.
665
00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,595
Something horrible has happened.
I need your help.
666
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,096
- What are you talking about?
- What's wrong?
667
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,681
There's no time to explain.
668
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:50,642
There's clowns going around killing people.
669
00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:52,894
BOTH: Ha!
670
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:55,772
Tonight, Debbie and I
were up on the Top of the World,
671
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:58,191
and we followed this spaceship,
and there were these...
672
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,902
there were these clowns
carrying cotton candy cocoons
673
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:04,239
and they were shooting
these... these popcorn guns.
674
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,491
And there's...
there's a circus tent spaceship, right?
675
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,284
But it's not there anymore,
but we were there.
676
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,536
We saw the whole thing.
677
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:12,664
And they say we're crazy. So?
678
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:14,666
Oh, come on, you guys.
I'm not fooling around.
679
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,961
Mike, what do you want us to do?
We have ice cream to sell tonight.
680
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,671
Paul, this is more important
than selling ice cream.
681
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:22,173
There's clowns going around
killing people. We're all in danger.
682
00:47:22,674 --> 00:47:24,759
Well, we haven't sold
that much ice cream tonight.
683
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:25,927
We haven't sold any.
684
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,762
Come on, guys, will you help me?
685
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,597
At least take me over
to Debbie's house, okay?
686
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:30,807
I think she's in danger.
687
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,059
Does she have any roommates?
688
00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:38,898
Yes. She's got two. She's got two
beautiful roommates with big boobs.
689
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,233
Do they like ice cream?
690
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,526
They love it.
691
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:45,363
BOTH: What are we waiting for? (LAUGHING)
692
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,031
MIKE: Come on!
693
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,201
You guys, get out of the way.
694
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,788
(PHONES RINGING)
695
00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,166
Frig youse all.
696
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,961
You ain't going to get the best of me.
697
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,213
(PHONES CONTINUE RINGING)
698
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:09,387
I made it through Korea.
I can make it through this bullshit.
699
00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:19,397
(DOOR OPENS)
700
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:27,488
(LAUGHING) Well...
701
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,408
Whoop dee goddamn dee do.
702
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,243
What do we have here?
703
00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:45,673
Well, son, I think you made a big mistake.
704
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:48,009
You're in Mooney's territory now.
705
00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,138
For me?
706
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:00,563
(GASPING)
707
00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:03,816
I ought to shoot you right now,
708
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,069
you red-nosed freak.
709
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:09,113
So you want to play games, eh?
710
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,376
Turn around!
711
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,174
All right.
712
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:31,636
I'm supposed to read you your rights,
713
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,888
but you're in Mooney's jail...
714
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:37,392
...and you ain't got no rights.
715
00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:39,394
All right, buster.
716
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,479
God.
717
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:51,614
Officer Mooney, come on, let us out of here.
718
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,157
Are we going to be here all night?
719
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,450
We get one phone call, don't we?
720
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,828
- Right. I'm going to call my...
- Shut up!
721
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:09,799
Get your hands up.
722
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:17,515
(CHUCKLES)
723
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,157
Get in there.
724
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:42,665
(GRUNTS)
725
00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:44,751
(GROWLING)
726
00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:55,094
I don't know who you are,
727
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,555
but before this night's over,
728
00:50:58,306 --> 00:51:00,266
you're going to be begging for mercy.
729
00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:05,063
(GROWLING)
730
00:51:05,188 --> 00:51:07,315
(BARS CLANG)
731
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,410
What are you in for?
732
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:34,926
(SQUEAKING)
733
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:37,095
(SIREN WAILING)
734
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,105
- Mooney!
- (PHONE RINGING)
735
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,653
- Police department. Hello?
- (INDISTINCT NOISES ON PHONE)
736
00:52:46,414 --> 00:52:47,623
Mooney?
737
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:50,459
Mooney, you back here?
738
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,012
Oh, God.
739
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,102
Hey, Dave,
740
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:34,689
who was the lady I saw you with last night?
741
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,285
Don't worry, Dave.
742
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,580
All we want to do is kill you.
743
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:08,806
(GROWLING)
744
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:29,952
- (GUNSHOT)
- (ROARING)
745
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,497
(MOANING)
746
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,510
MAN OVER RADIO: 'C.C.P.D.,
this is Marlborough State Police.'
747
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,971
'Dave, Curt, are you there? Over.'
748
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,348
Jack, Jack, we need your assistance.
749
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,808
The town's gone crazy.
People are being killed. Over.
750
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:55,770
'What's all these reports
about circus clowns?'
751
00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:58,898
These clowns aren't people.
They're some kind of creatures,
752
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,649
things from another planet.
753
00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:04,028
Jack, they're killing people.
Officer Mooney is dead.
754
00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:06,697
I know. I saw it.
He was killed by one of these things.
755
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:09,742
Could you send all available units
immediately, please? Over.
756
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,035
(STATIC)
757
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,620
Come on, Jack!
758
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,622
(STATIC)
759
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:19,418
'Okay, calm down, buddy. Help is on the way.'
760
00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:27,218
(SIGHS)
761
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,807
(WHISPERS) Debbie.
762
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:42,066
PAUL OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
'Calling all clowns, calling all clowns.
763
00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:43,526
'This is Jojo.
764
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:46,570
'Are there any space clowns out there?'
(LAUGHS)
765
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:49,573
MIKE:
You guys, will you stop fooling around?
766
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:51,659
Look, Mike, come on.
767
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:54,787
Cocoons, popcorn guns, monster shadows.
768
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:57,915
- I mean, what do you think we are?
- We're not as stupid as we look.
769
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,751
This isn't the first wild thing
you've tried to put over on us.
770
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,294
Look, you remember Hidden Lake?
771
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:05,131
Come on, forget Hidden Lake.
This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake.
772
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:09,176
We would have to be total morons
to believe this clown invasion crap.
773
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:11,804
If there are killer clowns
running around here,
774
00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:14,098
then I'm Porky Pig.
775
00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:09,028
Get the hell out of here.
776
00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:28,881
(LAUGHTER)
777
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:35,387
(SNARLING)
778
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:36,847
Ah!
779
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:42,144
(SCREAMING)
780
00:58:55,491 --> 00:58:56,909
Ah!
781
00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:04,750
(SCREAMS)
782
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,605
(YELPS)
783
00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:30,317
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Debbie, it's Mike. Open up.
784
00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,819
Mike?
785
00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:36,282
- (SCREAMING)
- (MIKE'S VOICE) Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
786
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:39,410
- (DRILLING)
- (SCREAMING)
787
00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:45,624
(SCREAMING)
788
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,129
(WHIMPERING)
789
00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:54,592
- (SCREAMING)
- (CACKLING)
790
00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:56,885
(MOANING, SCREAMING)
791
00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:58,554
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
792
01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:14,278
(LAUGHING)
793
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,243
("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING)
794
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,330
MIKE: Okay, see this white house
right over here?
795
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,332
- Take a right... I mean a left right here.
- PAUL: A left?
796
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:27,333
- MIKE: Right.
- PAUL: Right.
797
01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:28,709
No, left! Left!
798
01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:38,677
MIKE: The house right up...
799
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,057
Holy shit. What is that?
800
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,019
Uh-oh.
801
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,274
Wow. Look at that.
802
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:54,943
Mike! (MOANING)
803
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,659
Come on, we can't lose them! They got Debbie!
804
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,007
Hey, Mike!
805
01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:25,140
(SIREN WAILING)
806
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:29,061
Come on, Rich, we're losing them.
Can you go a little bit faster?
807
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,313
Mike, what do you want?
This is an ice cream truck.
808
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,579
Hey, Rich, the cops! Stop the truck!
809
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,665
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- Ah!
810
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:54,002
- (GRUNTS)
- Shit, Rich, now you did it.
811
01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,671
I did it? What do you mean?
You told me to stop.
812
01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:58,882
- I told you to pull over.
- You didn't. You said stop, so I stopped.
813
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,050
I meant pull over.
814
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,094
If you meant pull over,
you should have said pull over.
815
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,887
PAUL: Why don't you say
what you mean next time?
816
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,764
RICH: Come on, let's go see what happened.
817
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,477
MIKE: Dave, are you okay?
818
01:02:12,855 --> 01:02:14,148
Oh, God.
819
01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:17,109
Oh, fuck. What the hell are you guys doing?
820
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:18,318
They got Debbie.
821
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,029
Get in the truck, pal.
822
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,536
Gee, officer, I'm really sorry.
I was feeling a little queasy.
823
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:28,704
Which way were they heading?
824
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:30,330
They went that way, but now we lost them.
825
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:31,707
I don't know where they went.
826
01:02:31,832 --> 01:02:34,460
DAVE: I do. If you were a clown,
where would you hide?
827
01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:35,669
MIKE: The amusement park!
828
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,963
- RICH: Great!
- PAUL: All right!
829
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:10,788
(GRUNTS)
830
01:03:10,913 --> 01:03:14,875
The park's closed.
I'll have to ask you to leave.
831
01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:24,510
(GRUNTING)
832
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:49,910
What are you going to do
with those pies, boys?
833
01:04:27,573 --> 01:04:29,658
(SQUEAKING)
834
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:33,537
("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING)
835
01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:40,377
DAVE: Hey, hey, hey!
836
01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:42,212
Everybody stick together.
837
01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,175
She's gone.
838
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:50,721
Wow. Hey, you guys, this is weird.
839
01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,932
Look at this stuff.
840
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,435
Looks like a wad of melted ice cream.
841
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:57,603
DAVE: Yeah, well, it's not.
842
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:58,770
MIKE: Oh, shit.
843
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:00,981
Yeah.
844
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:02,691
Come on.
845
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,459
Mike, you take this and follow me.
846
01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:22,294
All right, now, you guys,
847
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,297
no fooling around. Stick together, okay?
848
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:27,758
What the hell's in here?
849
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,436
Oh, scary!
850
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:41,688
MIKE: Dave, did you get through for help?
851
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:44,149
Yeah. Yeah, help is on the way.
852
01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,443
You tell them it was an invasion?
853
01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:49,321
I told them,
but I don't really believe it myself.
854
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,822
Where did they come from?
855
01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,617
Why are they here? Why, why clowns?
856
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:55,535
MIKE: They're not clowns.
857
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:57,412
They're some kind of animal
from another world
858
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:59,247
that just look like clowns.
859
01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:02,000
Shit, Dave.
860
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,211
Dave, maybe they're the ancient astronauts
861
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,505
that came to our planet centuries ago,
862
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,758
and our idea of clowns just comes from them.
863
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,843
Well, how come they're not funny?
864
01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:13,679
Maybe they're from a dying planet.
865
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:16,181
Maybe their sun pooped out
and they need a new place to live.
866
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:20,268
Maybe they're using us
for experiments to dissect and study.
867
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,854
So that means they're intelligent.
868
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:25,023
DAVE: So why don't they communicate with us?
869
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:27,985
I mean, talk to us instead of killing us?
870
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:30,445
Maybe they're just cruising
through the galaxy
871
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,573
and stopped here for a bite to eat.
872
01:06:36,118 --> 01:06:40,622
Yeah. Look, everybody,
let's just hold off on the talking, okay?
873
01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:42,624
Let's not give ourselves away.
874
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,210
What are we gonna do when we find them?
875
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:49,006
- MIKE: Can we kill 'em?
- DAVE: Yeah. You shoot 'em in the nose.
876
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,392
Hey, watch this.
877
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,893
(TONES PLAYING)
878
01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:03,186
Cool.
879
01:07:28,045 --> 01:07:29,421
- (LOUD HORN BLARING)
- Whoo!
880
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,672
What happened?
881
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,175
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.
882
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:37,220
Look, don't touch anything, okay?
This place is probably booby-trapped.
883
01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:44,478
All right, now, look,
you guys, stay together.
884
01:07:44,603 --> 01:07:46,271
I don't want to have to find you, too.
885
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,565
No problem. We can handle it.
886
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,150
Yeah.
887
01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:00,118
All right, let's go.
888
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:03,663
Where'd they go? Come on, Rich, Paul.
889
01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:07,751
Don't worry about the Terenzi brothers.
They do this all the time.
890
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:11,213
Those guys are like cats.
They always land on their feet.
891
01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:14,257
(GROANING)
892
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:15,884
(LAUGHING)
893
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,512
- Oh! Ah!
- Uh!
894
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,693
Are you Debbie's roommates?
895
01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:36,279
Wait a second.
896
01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:39,783
I recognize this place.
897
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:44,454
This is the tent that Debbie and I were in.
Come on!
898
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:53,964
Go, Mike.
899
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,895
Okay, this is where we were before.
900
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,106
Oh, this is incredible.
901
01:09:11,231 --> 01:09:13,150
Looks like they got the whole town.
902
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:16,945
We got to find her.
What color balloon was she in?
903
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:19,197
Uh... Yellow.
904
01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,949
All right.
905
01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,547
Shh!
906
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,007
See anything, Mike?
907
01:09:37,132 --> 01:09:38,341
No.
908
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,182
This is impossible, Mike.
909
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:53,857
(GROWL)
910
01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:57,485
Sh. Quiet.
911
01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,321
Move back.
912
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:04,242
(LOUD RUMBLING)
913
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:35,023
(GROWLING)
914
01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:58,630
(SLURPING)
915
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,372
(BELCHES)
916
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:48,221
Paul was right, man. They are hungry.
They're gonna eat everybody, man!
917
01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:50,265
Just calm down. Just calm down, all right?
918
01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:52,559
We got to find Debbie before it's too late.
919
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,102
All right.
920
01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:57,522
Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon.
921
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,982
Is she in there?
922
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:00,317
MIKE: Yeah, she's in there!
923
01:12:00,442 --> 01:12:01,651
Debbie!
924
01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:03,111
- She's alive.
- Thank God.
925
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:05,697
- How do we get her out of here?
- I don't know.
926
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:07,407
Careful, Mike.
927
01:12:07,532 --> 01:12:08,783
Damn it!
928
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:10,452
Debbie. Honey.
929
01:12:10,577 --> 01:12:11,703
- Hang on a sec, Mike.
- Damn!
930
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:14,664
- What are you doin'?
- Just stand back, Mike.
931
01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:15,832
You can't shoot. You could kill her.
932
01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,500
Well, just back off, all right?
933
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,210
Now, just get ready to run.
934
01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:24,758
- Are you all right?
- (DEBBIE COUGHING)
935
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:30,472
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
936
01:12:30,597 --> 01:12:32,432
(GASPING) I couldn't breathe.
937
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:35,268
It's okay. Hey, Mike,
hang on to her for a second.
938
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:38,229
Oh, God. We got to get the hell out of here.
939
01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:40,690
Come on, Debbie. Come on, come on.
940
01:12:40,815 --> 01:12:42,901
Oh, come on. Come on.
941
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,489
Wait a second, guys. We can't leave.
942
01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:50,158
There might be other people still alive
in these balloons.
943
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:54,454
Come on, it's too late!
944
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:57,165
- Dave!
- (CLOWNS GROWLING)
945
01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:01,419
Whoa, whoa.
946
01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:02,629
(ROARING)
947
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:04,798
Shoot him!
948
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:09,803
- This way. Come on.
- Yeah, come on.
949
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:30,657
- What now?
- Everybody, down.
950
01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,742
- We don't know what's down here.
- Come on, Mike.
951
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:35,286
Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again.
952
01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:37,747
Come on, Mike. Get a move on!
953
01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:44,170
- (GUNSHOT)
- (SCREAMS)
954
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:48,299
How come you guys stopped here?
955
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:49,592
(ROARING)
956
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,177
Good reason.
957
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,763
- Okay, which way do we go?
- That doesn't really matter.
958
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,099
- Let's go down here.
- All right, come on.
959
01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:58,101
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
960
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,864
- DAVE: Come on, let's try in here.
- DEBBIE: No!
961
01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,532
(MOANS)
962
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:16,369
- Whoo!
- (LAUGHING)
963
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,126
DAVE: Come on.
964
01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:26,880
- Be careful.
- (DEBBIE SCREAMS)
965
01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:36,222
(GROWLING)
966
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:43,062
- Come on.
- (PANTING)
967
01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:00,955
- DAVE: Shit! Another door!
- DEBBIE: I can't take this anymore!
968
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,042
(GROWLING, GROANING)
969
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,252
Come on, open the door!
970
01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:09,714
- Another door!
- Come on, Mike!
971
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,592
- Another door?
- (GROWLING)
972
01:15:14,469 --> 01:15:16,095
- Another door?
- Hurry!
973
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:18,932
- (GROWLING, LAUGHING)
- (BALLOON DOG BARKING)
974
01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:22,018
Debbie, come on!
975
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,398
- Dave, come on!
- (BARKING)
976
01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:31,277
Get the door, Mike!
977
01:15:31,945 --> 01:15:34,405
- Come on.
- Here, here.
978
01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,909
Come on. Oh, God.
979
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:39,827
Thank God.
980
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:49,295
DEBBIE: Look at this place.
Where do we go now?
981
01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:52,507
Come on, let's go.
982
01:15:53,383 --> 01:15:55,260
(DEBBIE SCREAMS)
983
01:15:58,596 --> 01:16:00,723
(SQUEALING)
984
01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:04,102
DEBBIE: Ah!
985
01:16:10,525 --> 01:16:12,193
Everyone, up on top.
986
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:13,319
Come on, let's move!
987
01:16:13,444 --> 01:16:15,154
Come on!
988
01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:17,115
Hurry!
989
01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:22,036
DEBBIE: Mike. Oh! Ah!
990
01:16:22,287 --> 01:16:24,289
- (GROWLING)
- (YELLING)
991
01:16:24,539 --> 01:16:26,708
(DEBBIE MOANS)
992
01:16:30,295 --> 01:16:31,588
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
993
01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:36,259
- Ah!
- Uh!
994
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,138
("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYS)
995
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,058
Hey, Rich, Paul!
996
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:47,061
PAUL OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
'Stop! Leave them alone!
997
01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:50,106
'Do what I say or else! Uh...
998
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,316
'I...
999
01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:52,984
'Give me the mike!
1000
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:56,195
'I am the great and powerful Jojo!
1001
01:16:56,321 --> 01:16:59,073
'I command you to stop.
1002
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:02,410
'Do not hurt them. Let them go.
1003
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:05,079
'You will obey. Let them go.'
1004
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:06,748
Now's our chance.
1005
01:17:06,873 --> 01:17:09,208
(RICH AND PAUL ARGUING)
1006
01:17:12,837 --> 01:17:13,963
MIKE: Rich! Paul!
1007
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:15,381
Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys!
1008
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:17,342
Come on, let's go!
Get in the truck! Let's go.
1009
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,969
Come on, Mike. Come on, Debbie.
1010
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,679
- Come on, Rich!
- I'm tryin'!
1011
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,139
- Turn it the right way!
- I am!
1012
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:25,600
Rich! Come on, Rich!
1013
01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:26,934
PAUL: Pull the choke, pull the choke.
1014
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:55,838
Dave.
1015
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:03,513
What the hell is that?
1016
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,436
(ROARING)
1017
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,189
I don't want to play here anymore.
Can we go home now?
1018
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:15,775
Let's make a run for it.
1019
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,236
Just get out of here.
Everyone out of the truck! Come on!
1020
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,822
We can't! It's rented!
1021
01:18:30,248 --> 01:18:31,457
(ROARING)
1022
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:34,669
(YELLING)
1023
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:44,887
- (YELLING)
- (ROARING)
1024
01:18:45,805 --> 01:18:48,599
RICH, PAUL: Oh!
1025
01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:02,572
- Hey, Rich! Paul!
- No, Mike, Mike! It's too late, bud.
1026
01:19:04,157 --> 01:19:06,743
(ROARING)
1027
01:19:10,705 --> 01:19:12,248
DAVE: Look, there's a way out now.
1028
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:15,209
Mike, take Debbie. Get her out of here.
I'll draw its attention.
1029
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:18,880
- No! Dave, don't! We can all make it!
- We can't, Debbie.
1030
01:19:19,005 --> 01:19:20,381
- Stop it!
- Get her out of here, Mike!
1031
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,592
- What are you doing?
- Now, Mike!
1032
01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:26,262
Dave!
1033
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:29,682
Come on, guys, move! Run for help!
1034
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:33,394
Over here!
1035
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:36,522
(ROARING)
1036
01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,025
(SPACESHIP HUMMING)
1037
01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:54,999
(GROWL)
1038
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,168
Come on, you damn clown.
1039
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:01,255
Come on, you!
1040
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,512
- (ROARING)
- (GRUNTING)
1041
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,273
Come on! They're takin' off!
1042
01:20:23,194 --> 01:20:25,947
(SIRENS WAILING)
1043
01:20:54,267 --> 01:20:55,726
(GRUNTING)
1044
01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,605
(ROARING)
1045
01:21:03,860 --> 01:21:06,571
- (SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS)
1046
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,167
(SCREAMS)
1047
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:50,656
(COUGHING)
1048
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,954
- Dave! Dave!
- (LAUGHS) Dave!
1049
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:01,000
- Oh!
- You made it.
1050
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,627
- Oh!
- You got 'em, man.
1051
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,714
Wow! What a ride!
1052
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,883
That's the last time we let you drive.
1053
01:22:09,008 --> 01:22:11,218
- You're alive!
- Yeah.
1054
01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:14,055
But I saw you guys get blown up
in the ice cream truck.
1055
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:16,849
Oh, that.
We hid in the freezer with the ice cream.
1056
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,476
Yeah. Anybody want a dip-sicle?
1057
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:20,227
- Oh, you and your ice cream.
- What?
1058
01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:21,562
How we gonna pay for the truck?
1059
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,189
Don't blame me. It was your idea.
1060
01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:25,608
No, it wasn't. You're the one who said
we could get girls this way.
1061
01:22:25,733 --> 01:22:26,943
No, you said we could.
1062
01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:29,445
If it wasn't for me,
you'd be a dead French fry.
1063
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:31,822
Oh, yeah, well, you'd be a dead Popsicle.
1064
01:22:31,948 --> 01:22:34,075
(LAUGHING)
1065
01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,292
Do... Do you think it's over?
1066
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,044
Yeah, sure.
1067
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:48,047
(GRUNTS)
1068
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,967
(THE DICKIES:
"KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE")
1069
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:07,733
# P.T. Barnum said it so long ago
1070
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,820
# There's one born every minute
That you know
1071
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:12,113
# Killer klowns
1072
01:23:12,238 --> 01:23:15,116
# Some make us laugh, some make us cry
1073
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:18,869
# These klowns only gonna make you die
1074
01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:20,371
# Everybody's runnin'
1075
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:23,666
# When the circus comes into the towns
1076
01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:28,254
# Everybody's gunnin' for the likes
1077
01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:30,548
# Of the killer klowns
1078
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:34,135
# From outer space
1079
01:23:36,053 --> 01:23:39,473
# Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh
1080
01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:41,142
# From outer space
1081
01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:44,145
# Chuckle
1082
01:23:50,985 --> 01:23:54,655
# The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin"
1083
01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:57,366
# Send in the klowns, then they'll let you in
1084
01:23:57,491 --> 01:23:58,659
# Killer klowns
1085
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:01,537
# See the rubber nose on the painted face
1086
01:24:01,662 --> 01:24:05,416
# Bringing genocide to the human race
1087
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:07,001
# It's time to take a ride
1088
01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:09,879
# On the nightmare merry-go-round
1089
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,175
# You'll be dead on arrival
1090
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:17,553
# From the likes of the killer klowns
1091
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,890
# From outer space
1092
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:25,811
# Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh
1093
01:24:25,936 --> 01:24:27,897
# From outer space
1094
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:33,611
# There's cotton candy in their hands
1095
01:24:33,736 --> 01:24:35,237
# Says the polka-dotted man
1096
01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:37,448
# With a stalk of jacaranda
1097
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:41,494
# They're all diabolical bozos
1098
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:48,751
# Chuckle
1099
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,158
# Oh, look around
1100
01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,868
# What do you see?
1101
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:25,704
# Tell me what's become of humanity
1102
01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:26,956
# Killer klowns
1103
01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:29,917
# The California shores
to New York Times Square
1104
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:33,712
# Follow them, baby, everywhere
1105
01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:37,925
# If you've ever wondered why
the population's goin' down
1106
01:25:40,845 --> 01:25:42,346
# Blame it on the plunder
1107
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:46,016
# From the likes of the killer klowns
1108
01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:49,270
# From outer space
1109
01:25:50,688 --> 01:25:53,858
# Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh
1110
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:57,027
# From outer space
1111
01:25:57,695 --> 01:25:59,530
# Killer klowns #