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♪ You don't have to be beautiful

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♪ To turn me on

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♪ I just need your body, baby

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♪ From dusk till dawn

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♪ You don't need experience

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♪ To turn me out

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♪ You just leave it all up to me

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♪ I'll show you
what it's all about

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♪ You don't have to be rich
to be my girl

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♪ You don't have to be cool
to rule my world

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♪ Ain't no particular sign
I'm more compatible with

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♪ I just want your extra time

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♪ And your kiss

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♪ You gotta not talk dirty, baby

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♪ If you wanna impress me

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♪ Ah-ah-ah

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♪ You can't be too flirty, Mama

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♪ I know how to undress me

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♪ Let me be your fantasy

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♪ And maybe you could be mine...

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♪ You just leave it all up to me

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♪ We could have a good time

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♪ You don't have to be rich
to be my girl

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♪ You don't have to be cool
to rule my world

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♪ Ain't no particular sign
I'm more compatible with

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♪ I just want your extra time

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♪ And your kiss

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♪ Think I'd better dance now ♪

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Hey, love your umbrella. Hmm.

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Oh.

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- Uh-oh.
- Dr. Mills. Dr. Budlong.

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Morosini, Carvalho, come with me.

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If he thinks he's going
to ruin any more equipment

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he's underestimated this facility.

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He thinks he's cute, doesn't he?

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Yes, but I was Mother's favorite.

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- Dr. Mills. Dr. Mills!
- Uh-huh.

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Dr. Mills, this is the last time
I'll warn you.

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I won't let the Klystron
go above 300.

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That's what you said the last time it rained,
but you turned it up to 350.

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Do you know what it costs
to repair a Klystron tube?

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I know, Dr. Budlong, I know.
I'm very sorry.

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But believe me,
it's not gonna happen again.

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You have my word on that
and I promise.

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Don't worry. He can't blow up
your Klyman tube or whatever it is.

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We've got a date tonight.
Yeah! Happy hour at Mingles.

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Mingles. You know what that means?

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What?

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It means
complimentary <i>hors d'oeuvres.</i>

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A veritable who's who
of secretaries and beauticians.

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It means 20th-century music.

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You look like a sensible man.

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Do you believe that there's life
on other planets?

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I don't believe there's life
in this room.

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Exactly.

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But your brother wants to send
a radar signal

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to a point in space so far away,

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it would take 92 years to get there
and 92 years to get back.

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Ninety-two years?
Steve, we're late now.

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Indeed. There isn't anything
out there, Dr. Mills.

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We're it.

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Now don't you go above 300
or I'm... I'm revoking your funding.

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Now that Dr. Strangelove is gone, let's go.
Mingles is at high party.

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I can't tonight, Ron.

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It's raining. Tonight I've got
another destination in mind.

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I wanna go right there.

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Hey, Clouds of Magellan. It sounds
like some kind of woman's underwear.

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Er... no, Ron. The Clouds of Magellan
is the name of our neighboring galaxy.

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So you wanna send a radar signal
to the next galaxy?

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Well, no. You can't get radar
to the next galaxy.

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I mean, you'd have to travel faster
than the speed of light to do that.

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No one can do that.

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Look, don't bother watching that.
That's not gonna change.

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- This is the one to watch, all right?
- Oh, I like the Clouds of Magellan.

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Well, we can't get there, Ron.

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But if we increase the power
of the Klystron using lightning,

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we may get a signal strong enough
to get out of the solar system.

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- At least, that's the theory, anyway.
- Oh. Oh, yeah. Right.

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Yeah. Thanks, yeah.
Tell me something I don't know.

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Oh, can't this wait?

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Secretaries are like animals
when it comes to free food.

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The reflectors line up for ten days only
once every 19 months.

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And now, with all this rain,
we've got lightning, it's perfect.

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- Perfect for men like us.
- Ah-ha!

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Christ! Steve, when was the last time
you went out with a woman?

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January of '86.

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No. March of '86.

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I took Dr. Elizabeth Conway to see
the Halley's Comet retrospective.

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- Superb. You see it?
- Sure. A couple of times.

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How can we be brothers?
We don't have a single gene in common.

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- Not above 300 kilowatts.
- Hi. Hi. Yeah.

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- No, no. I'm not waving at you.
- OK. Thank you. Have fun.

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We won't have time
to sweep frequencies.

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- We'll lower it below three centimeters.
- But... below?

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Oh! Hey, it's raining out here.
I'm getting wet!

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Oh, this jacket is a Ralph Lauren!

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And it's smelly.

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Oh, great. Just great.

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I'm wet and smelly.
They're gonna jump all over me.

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Hey! Do you guys smell fish?

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Oh! Oh, it's me!

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Help me rotate the dish.

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Where's this lightning
supposed to strike?

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Right here.

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Here?

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Oh! Hey, that almost hit my shoe.
Oh! Oh!

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- Excuse me!
- Whoa!

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All the way up.

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I hate this.
What the hell is this thing?

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Klystron tube.

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Potential of 400 megawatts,
at an oscillation of 60 gigahertz.

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Oh, great. Well, why don't we
take this to Mingles?

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Science crap.

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Stupid piece of garbage.

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Now all we gotta do
is harness the lightning.

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Yes, it's good, it's good!
Let's try for the lightning.

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- Hey, is this important?
- Only if it works.

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OK, deep breath.
Set your retractors.

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Look, how long is this gonna take?

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Single women
have very short attention spans.

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All right.
Prepare to initiate the system.

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- Now!
- Oh, oh! Jesus! Oh!

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- We got it! We got it!
- Look at it!

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We got it.
It's going, it's going! I love you!

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Whoa!

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What is happening?

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Steve! What's happening?

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Mills.

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Mills!

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What is happening?

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The Klystron!

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Uh-oh.

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Wow!

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Whoa!

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A red condition
in the second unit.

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Fire control!
Fire control! The laboratory area.

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I'm OK. I am OK.

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Beautiful!

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What?

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My God, I didn't only get out
of the solar system,

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I just went out of the galaxy.

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That means we were traveling
faster than the speed of light.

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How the hell did we do that?

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Hey, Dr. Budlong.
I just... We just...

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Eleven seconds on the clock.
Down by one.

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Mills fakes left.
Goes around Magic Johnson.

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Puts Kareem
in the popcorn machine and...

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Why can't I dunk?
Why can't I dunk?

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Is that asking so much?

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You got out of the galaxy
and they fired you?

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We were using lightning
to boost the power of the Klystron.

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But I shorted every telemetry tracker
in the place and all my monitors.

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So there's no proof.

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That's not fair.
What are we gonna do?

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Well, I might just have to take a...

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What?

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Have to take a...
ahem, teaching job.

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You know how that is?
One position for every 16 applicants.

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I could double my babysitting.

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Or take up a newspaper route.

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Do girls do that now?

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It's beautiful up there, huh, kid?

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Mmm.

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Two hundred billion stars
in our galaxy. Wow.

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That's really my office up there.

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I wish Mom could have lived long enough
to see you get out of the galaxy.

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She'd be having the whole block in
for champagne.

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Hmm.

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Think you'll ever find
a new one like her again?

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Oh, boy. Jess, I don't know.

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I'm afraid the chances of me
finding another woman like your mother

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are about the same as me proving
there's life on another planet up there.

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I figure one in 16 billion.

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All right, Larry Byrd,
what's for dinner?

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Fish sticks.
Pop tarts. Frozen pizza.

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Whatever else we can nuke
in the microwave.

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What do you say, Dave?

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Can we see Sirius tonight?

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You know, it's also
called the Dog Star.

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Come on.

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Hm.
It's quite a small planet, really.

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Half the size of ours,
but very busy.

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- Mastered you it yet?
- Of course.

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You know how superb
our research is.

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Now, all I have to do is teach you
everything I know in 20 minutes.

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We're at light 30,
approaching light 35.

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This is a record glide speed.
They didn't think we'd make it this fast.

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Look, it's Saturn.
Could we stop there on the way back?

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Maybe.

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Why can't I fit Neptune
into this picture?

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Wait. That... that works. Huh?

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Neptunians won't like it, though.

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Let's see here.

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Ah! Look at Neptune now!

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Come on, Dad! We'll be late
for Uncle Ron's party.

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Oh. I haven't even finished
the MIT proposal yet.

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Just come on.

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- I hate to leave the universe in such a mess.
- Come on! Here, put this on.

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Oh, look at this.
Do these things ever work? No.

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Because the modern light bulb
has a half-life of about ten minutes.

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- I'm gonna take it apart.
- It's not the bulb, it's the switch.

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You've been meaning
to fix it, remember?

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Oh.

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Dad, you're impossible.

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Do we have any socks?

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See, I knew I had a pair
in reserve. And they're dry.

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I've been cooking 'em
since yesterday.

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Daddy, look at me. Do you
see anything different about me?

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- Uh...
- I'm wearing a bra.

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You can't be!
You're only 13!

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My God. You're 13.

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A bra? Er...

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Well, er... did you get
the right strap size?

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Cup size. Yeah, A-minus.

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Hmm.

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Well, well, well, well, well.

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Where have I been?

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How can I learn
everything I need to know

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in only six more minutes?

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This is a very backward planet.

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The Mondschein 40 is the most
advanced research facility

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in the northern universe.

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Research has determined

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you must be the most desirable
woman on the planet.

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Men on Earth
will fall to their knees,

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betray their countries

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and give away real estate
for a beautiful woman.

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Ooh! That's silly.

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Will I need to eat?

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No. We'll only be
in the place for 24 hours.

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This is the most important assignment
any of us has undertaken.

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I feel so poorly prepared.
You're the Earth expert.

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00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,342
But you
are the Chief Extragalactic Probist.

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You know the Council's directive.
I can only be your adviser.

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Are you sure
this research is accurate?

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Celeste,
the Mondschein 40 is never wrong.

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OK.

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Ooh! Hmm!

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Right. Let's go.

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<i>Hors d'oeuvres?</i>

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Kimberly.

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- You met my brother Steve?
- No.

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You gotta watch out for him,
but in the best sense.

246
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,551
He cares too deeply,
like a sparrow.

247
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,057
You've got something on your lip.

248
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,190
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little dip there.

249
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,737
I-I-I think flossing
is so important, too.

250
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,615
In fact, when I get up in the morning,
I don't even go to the bathroom first.

251
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,117
I floss and then I go.

252
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,410
That's so great.

253
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,621
Ron, I'm beginning to think
you're avoiding me.

254
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,747
What?

255
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,376
Hi.

256
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,128
Oh, hi.

257
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,132
Hi. Hm.

258
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,053
Are you Dr. Steve Mills?

259
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,185
He's, er... He's the guy
dancing with his daughter.

260
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,149
<i>Hors d'oeuvres?</i>

261
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,026
Oh.

262
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,450
Mmm. Thank you, delicious.

263
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,038
Hello?

264
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,415
- Are you Dr. Steve Mills?
- Yes.

265
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,543
Will you tell me the composition
of your radar beam or not?

266
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,629
Which one?

267
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,297
Now, you don't fool me.

268
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:37,176
Your favorite color is red,
your favorite food is lasagne

269
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,929
and your favorite rocking
is Pink Fred.

270
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,055
Oh!

271
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,474
Actually, I prefer green,
I'm allergic to all pasta

272
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,935
and my favorite rock
is Rachmaninoff.

273
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,397
Well, of course you'd say that.

274
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,149
And I think it's Pink Floyd,
not Pink Fred, right, Jessie?

275
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,776
Pink Fred is their nickname.

276
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,196
Would you hold this for me, please?

277
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,864
- "Hey, hey, we're the Monkees."
- Hm?

278
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,200
"And people say we monkey around

279
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,786
"but we're too busy singing
to put anybody down."

280
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,912
What?

281
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,289
Do you know what they say?
"Nixon's the one!"

282
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,500
Dick Nixon?

283
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,626
OK.

284
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,173
See you later, bro. Hmm.

285
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,054
Hey, sailor, I like your jeep.

286
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,974
You've broken my heart
for the last time!

287
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,102
Oh! Oh! Argh.

288
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,688
You've broken my heart
for the last time, too.

289
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,861
Do you have any spinach?
My hands are freezing.

290
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:41,240
♪ I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I'm Popeye the sailor man

291
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,243
♪ I'm strong to the finich
cos I eats me spinach

292
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,912
♪ I'm Popeye the sailor man,
toot, toot ♪

293
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,666
"This Bud's for you."

294
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,087
Whoa! Whoa!

295
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,091
Baby!

296
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,053
Now will you tell me the composition
of your radar beam?

297
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,431
Wackygram, right?

298
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,645
Encore! Encore!

299
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,399
This is a nightmare.

300
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,110
Your research was all wrong!
The food was all wrong!

301
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,571
This dress is strange
and what is this thing?

302
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,116
This hat is too big.
And everything I said was crazy.

303
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,578
Now, just a second.
Don't blame it all on me.

304
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,831
I never told you they used spinach
to keep their hands warm.

305
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,792
Daddy, who was that?

306
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,587
I don't know.
But I feel kinda sorry for her.

307
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,923
I don't think anybody liked her.

308
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,257
Did you?

309
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,345
Oh!

310
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:48,766
How are we ever going to get Dr. Steve
to transmit his signal now?

311
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,434
He thinks I'm a lunatic.

312
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,521
Now, just calm down.

313
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,898
You've got to go back in there.

314
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,068
And you...

315
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,156
- Hi.
- Hi.

316
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,952
Tough room.

317
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,121
Look, I'm really sorry
how rude I was. I...

318
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,458
No, no, no, no! You weren't rude.
You were very entertaining.

319
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:18,128
In fact, I thought you were
a professional of... some kind.

320
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,757
Believe me, they'll be telling
their grandchildren about it.

321
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,676
Have you, by any chance,

322
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,928
done any interesting radar
astronomy transmissions,

323
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,806
which may have penetrated
other galaxies in the last few days?

324
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,352
Yes, I have.

325
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,897
Well... what happened?

326
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,735
- Oh, it's pretty complex.
- Try me.

327
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,532
Oh, that was... That was the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen.

328
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,035
I mean, er... second most beautiful.

329
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,787
Er... third.

330
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,206
A dog.

331
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,295
The system, I mean, I blew out
every resistance backup in the place,

332
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,046
including telemetry trackers.

333
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,173
Those boys from defense,
they were so mad.

334
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,885
Cos that's what they use
for tracking missiles...

335
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,388
I must be boring
the pants off you.

336
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,186
- No. They're still on.
- Good.

337
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,608
- And then what happened, Dr. Steve?
- Well, I don't really know what happened.

338
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,610
I mean, it must have been
something I did in the lab.

339
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,946
But maybe I forgot to take a note
or dropped a setting or something.

340
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,240
Show me what you did.

341
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,242
Show me in your mighty lab.

342
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,994
I can't. They fired me.

343
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,331
- You know, I'm a little cold.
- Oh.

344
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,416
Would you mind very much
if I just...

345
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,627
- No.
- ...just stuck my hands right in your pockets?

346
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,211
Uh-huh.

347
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,839
- Oh. Oh, yes, that's better.
- Mm-hm.

348
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,758
Mmm.

349
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,011
So, Celeste...

350
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,098
- Where are you from?
- Uh-uh-uh.

351
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,018
The Netherlands.

352
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,561
Oh, Holland.

353
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,314
No, the Netherlands.

354
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:06,654
Oh, for an astronomer,
you have the most wonderful fibers.

355
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,823
And you've got yourself
a handful right now.

356
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,117
- Oh.
- Mmm.

357
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,703
I can't get back in that lab.

358
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,747
They're gonna kiss!

359
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,123
Does he know how?

360
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:22,336
Well, of course.
I saw him do it once in 1983.

361
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,634
I'm a bad apple.

362
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,561
Excuse me a minute.

363
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,195
I shouldn't be wearing this,
should I?

364
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,614
Oh! It's very nice.

365
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,032
Then what should I wear?

366
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,791
Oh, thank you.
I won't forget this.

367
00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,978
Hm.

368
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,023
- Hold this.
- Mm-hm.

369
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,984
What are you doing now?

370
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,111
I have to change.
This is inappropriate.

371
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,239
Might I suggest
a more conventional spot?

372
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,783
Like, er...
the backseat of my car.

373
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,411
Oh. OK.

374
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,215
There. I'm changed.

375
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,225
Is this acceptable?

376
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,063
Er...

377
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,857
ls... is the drool apparent?

378
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,367
What the...?

379
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:28,420
I'm sorry, Dr. Mills, we have
strict orders from Dr. Budlong

380
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,547
not to let you in the building.

381
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,801
Well, I left something in my office.
It was a fuzzy Care Bear pencil holder.

382
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,928
- Er...
- Excuse me, but I'm from DARPA.

383
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:38,347
The Defense Advance Research
Project Agency.

384
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,182
With instructions to tour this facility,
so I...

385
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,517
May I see some ID?

386
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,124
Here.

387
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,293
See, Department of Defense.

388
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,595
She's with DARPA.

389
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,223
And I'm with her.

390
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,561
All the settings are the same.
They haven't changed a thing.

391
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:29,273
Dr. Steve, this is only
a Jansky-based telescope.

392
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,859
Part of what used
to be called a vast array.

393
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,569
Used to?

394
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,321
Well, I see you had to use
enormous thrust.

395
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,865
Where's the Klystron?

396
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,909
Er... Hold on, I'll see
what they did with it.

397
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,887
- Good evening, Olaf.
- Good evening.

398
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,847
It's nice to have Dr. Mills back.

399
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,932
- What do you mean?
- He's in his lab right now.

400
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,475
In his lab?

401
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,941
There's nothing powerful enough
to have broken through our shields

402
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,484
even with lightning.

403
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,491
It's clear
how the reflectors work.

404
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:27,164
They're not equipped to discover
this kind of power for another century.

405
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,918
Oh, how did they get it so fast?

406
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,378
I mean, they haven't even
figured out Stonehenge.

407
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:38,175
Well, he must be holding
something back.

408
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,260
Dr. Steve is lying.

409
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,803
Oh...

410
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:47,267
- Who are you?
- Who? Me?

411
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,686
What are you doing here?

412
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,448
Where's Mills?

413
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,659
Get away from my equipment.

414
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,477
Yes, yes.

415
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,689
Well, I'd better be on my way home.

416
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:38,944
Yes, yes. Yes, I've got to get home
to that... to that good pie.

417
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:45,701
Just grab the handrail there.
Welcome to my office.

418
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,161
Sender number KD113B.

419
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,707
Just like all the rest of them,
but it's mine.

420
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,628
Did you ever think what you were doing
by invading another galaxy?

421
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,339
Well, it wasn't an invasion.

422
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,468
Here was this galaxy,
minding its own business.

423
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,804
Perhaps a galaxy
where war no longer exists

424
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,765
and people all live in harmony.

425
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,352
And things don't go around
with such whizzings.

426
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,148
Oh.

427
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,987
You're shaking. Why?

428
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,990
Because I've wanted to kiss you
from the first moment I saw you.

429
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,742
What?

430
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,368
Well, you looked so beautiful
and so vulnerable.

431
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,828
And then you started rhyming

432
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,205
and doing all that talking
and singing and stuff and...

433
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,834
I mean, I just wanted
to use everything I know

434
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,628
about radar astronomy
to protect you.

435
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,175
Would you mind
if I kissed you?

436
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,718
Does it hurt?

437
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,805
Not the way I do it.

438
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,141
Well...

439
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,651
Go away!
What?

440
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:40,941
Ah!

441
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,362
Hmm.

442
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,823
Oh!

443
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,282
Hmm.

444
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,663
Ah! Oh!

445
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,165
Ah!

446
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:58,959
Ooh!

447
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,003
Oh. Ah. Mmm.

448
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,427
Ooh!

449
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,690
Oh, wow!

450
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,154
Argh!

451
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,498
What the...? Hey... Hey!

452
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,083
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

453
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,180
What...? Hm...

454
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:17,996
OK.

455
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:24,628
I have never felt anything
like that in my entire life.

456
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,968
Do I now have to eat the chocolate
from Pennsylvania?

457
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,763
What?

458
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:37,933
Listen, er... I think
we'd better get outta here.

459
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,686
Are you sure you've told me
everything about the transmission?

460
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,314
I think so.

461
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:47,400
But perhaps we should
explore it a little further.

462
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,529
I think I'd better take you home.

463
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,990
No! No, that's too far.
We must go to your place.

464
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:56,701
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

465
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,245
More.

466
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,832
I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming.

467
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,046
"Oh, life could be a dream,
sh-boom."

468
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
As your great poet says.

469
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,218
Yeah.

470
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,308
Well, welcome
to the Mills' residence.

471
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:23,144
Oh, I'm sorry.

472
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,063
- Oh, my... Oh, dear.
- What is this?

473
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,191
Er... hats.
This one is a collector's item.

474
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,735
Yeah. It actually belonged
to Jimmy Durante.

475
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,195
Who?

476
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,989
Ha! Cha-cha-cha-cha!

477
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,200
"Good night, Mrs. Calabash,
wherever you are."

478
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,535
No? Well...

479
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,996
Anyway, he was a song-and-dance man
in the movies.

480
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,373
Well, come on in. This is the palace.
Help yourself.

481
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,833
Sit down. Steal an ashtray.

482
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,669
I have to go check on Jessie.
But, er... please don't leave.

483
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,255
Or otherwise I'll be forced
to crawl up under my bed

484
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,173
and suck dust forever.

485
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,218
So what's going on here?

486
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,804
Could it be that he really doesn't know
how he made the transmission?

487
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,099
- What's that?
- Canine.

488
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,059
Highly revered on this planet.

489
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,395
Usually found in the company
of fire hydrants.

490
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,606
Now look, Dr. Steve's lying.

491
00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:08,982
Don't leave him alone.

492
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,526
But he doesn't even care
about that anymore.

493
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,778
Didn't you see
during that kissing thing?

494
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,489
Oh, his skin got hot
and his heartbeat went up.

495
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:20,035
And suddenly there was a lot more
of him, like, down there.

496
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,536
lt's an act.

497
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,997
Government types on this planet
are trained to lie.

498
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,167
Go find him. He may be
burning papers right this minute!

499
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,836
Oh, God!

500
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,386
- Oh.
- She's beautiful, isn't she?

501
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,389
Yes. Who is she?

502
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,807
My daughter, Jessie.

503
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,392
Oh. Short.

504
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,562
Short? She's only 13.

505
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,023
- Thirteen?
- Uh-huh.

506
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,650
Well, how old does she look?

507
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:55,362
Six, seven hundred. Just short.

508
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,082
Why don't we go in here?

509
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,042
My bedroom?

510
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,919
Well, you said you wanted to talk.

511
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:12,962
Why go all the way downstairs?

512
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,881
Say, do you think
I'm a billionaire?

513
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,216
Or somebody who's on television

514
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,301
or somebody who's
really important or something?

515
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,970
No. You're Steven Mills, PhD.

516
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:24,224
A very obscure physicist
who makes $25,000 a year.

517
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,935
And you still wanna go in here?

518
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,269
Yowza.

519
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,522
Yowza?

520
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,524
Yowza.

521
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,026
You make me laugh.

522
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,653
I mean, you're the first person

523
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,488
that has really
made me laugh since...

524
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:43,451
Well, er... look, if we do go
in there, you know,

525
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:47,372
I might probably
want to do more kissing.

526
00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:49,708
Surely. It was very pleasant.

527
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:52,502
But I hope
that's not all you wanna do.

528
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,852
- Hi.
- Hmm.

529
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,270
Remember me?

530
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,181
You're so wonderful.

531
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:49,976
You're funny, you're intelligent
and you understand my work.

532
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,895
And now you wanna have sex.

533
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,980
I wanna have sex?

534
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,857
- Don't you?
- Do you?

535
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,067
- Yes!
- Hmm.

536
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:02,071
Well, I do, too.
As soon as I find out what it is.

537
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,787
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Of course.

538
00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,464
Thank you!

539
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,927
OK. What is sex?

540
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,137
Huh? What, what, what?

541
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:29,432
Ha! "What?" You heard what I said.
What is sex?

542
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:30,558
Oh!

543
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,728
Well, give me a second.
One second.

544
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,522
Ooh. Take a look at this.

545
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,942
Sex. One, gender.

546
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,904
Two, Latin for six.

547
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,157
Three, an expensive store
on Fifth Avenue.

548
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,450
Four, deleted.

549
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,119
Deleted?
What good is deleted?

550
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,872
Now, don't get excited.
Just a second.

551
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,542
One little second.
Oh, here... Here it is.

552
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,544
Your penis is a weapon.

553
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:59,712
Just like your rifle.

554
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:04,175
The military expects you
to protect it and keep it dry.

555
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,761
All right, men,
if you'll open your manuals.

556
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,388
What? Is that it?

557
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,723
Take it easy.
Oh. Here's something else.

558
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,850
Oh.

559
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,481
What does this mean,
"Debbie Does Dallas"?

560
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,944
"Debbie Does Des Moines."

561
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:26,906
"Debbie Does Dusseldorf."

562
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,700
Busy girl, that Debbie.

563
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,286
What's this?

564
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,707
Whoa!

565
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,171
Look behind you.

566
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,008
Woo!

567
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,885
I can do... Woo!

568
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:51,931
I can do that. I guess.

569
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,852
Oh, I don't believe it.

570
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:59,522
Whoa. How...? Whoa!

571
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:01,900
That's disgusting.

572
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,110
Oh! I can't...
That-that-that right there.

573
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,279
Whoa!

574
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,532
Look, that's the most
weirdest thing I've ever seen.

575
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,911
That's why we gave it up
3,000 years ago.

576
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,632
- Do you think I could do that?
- Why, sure.

577
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,217
Except for fuel
you're human inside and out.

578
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,552
But do you want to?

579
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,722
Well, the kissing wasn't so bad.

580
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,933
Hm. Hmm!

581
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,311
You're not leaving me here!

582
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,271
Oh, yes, I am.

583
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:45,026
I have been ordered to stay with you
at all times to observe everything you do!

584
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,361
Forget it!

585
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,614
Bitch!

586
00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,291
♪ Yo, all you homeboys
out in Bronx

587
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,668
♪ This one's for you...

588
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,402
My God, you're beautiful.

589
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,510
♪ Here we go, come on...

590
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,186
Ah!

591
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,274
♪ Is that...?

592
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,525
♪ Is that...?

593
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:08,818
Me?

594
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:12,447
♪ Is that, is that history?
History?

595
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:13,865
♪ Is that...?

596
00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:00,203
- Ah!
- Are you all right?

597
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:03,915
Ah. Oh, yes, don't stop.

598
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,836
Whoa!

599
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,888
Hey!

600
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,765
Do you see the...?

601
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:35,321
Oh! Dr. Steve,
that was so wonderful.

602
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,281
Well...

603
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,952
Well, I-I-I feel like
I've been hit by a train.

604
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:45,123
And I don't think you need
to call me Dr. Steve anymore.

605
00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:48,417
Oh!
Oh, Steve, you're so stupid.

606
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:51,170
We could have been doing this
the whole time.

607
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,089
We only met three hours ago.

608
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,591
I know. What took you so long?

609
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,301
Do others know about this?

610
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,179
About us?
I don't see how they could.

611
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,640
No, about making love.

612
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:05,309
Do you know
you could become very famous,

613
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:08,062
if others in the world
knew you could do this.

614
00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,481
- Really?
- Oh, yes.

615
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:14,277
Didn't think I did it any differently
than anybody else.

616
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,571
You mean everybody does this?

617
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:19,407
Gosh.
Think of all the energy produced.

618
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,286
Properly channeled, that energy
could propel half your people

619
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:24,871
right out of the galaxy.

620
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,123
Oh, wow! Oh!

621
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:29,792
Well, actually, we did
some computer runs in the lab

622
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,919
and figured if we could harness
the energy output

623
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,880
from the male members
of the Martin Sheen family

624
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,716
we could probably
put the state of Illinois on Pluto.

625
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:42,972
Oh, I-I really don't think
I can do this again so soon.

626
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,432
Oh, yes, you can.

627
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,603
- Celeste?
- What?

628
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,146
Celeste, why me?

629
00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,734
Because you're sensitive.

630
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,486
And you're an outsider.

631
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,781
And you worked so hard
to get through MIT.

632
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:05,036
And you have two PhDs
and a delightful innocence.

633
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:07,413
Just all the qualities
of a dreamer.

634
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,126
Plus I know you had
some bad luck five years ago

635
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:15,755
when your... when your wife died
and left you with a daughter, Jessie, 13.

636
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,633
So that's who that short person was.

637
00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:21,677
Hey, wait a minute.
Where'd you get all those details?

638
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,057
I can read it.
In your eyes. Hmm.

639
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:04,762
No.

640
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,556
No, that's kid's stuff.

641
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,102
Oh, this is no help.

642
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:14,730
Oh.

643
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,441
What?

644
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:33,874
Oh. Oh.

645
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,886
Oh. Oh.

646
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,235
Argh! Ugh!

647
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:21,839
Ooh!

648
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:34,477
Whiteside, I'm here
to spend Christmas with you.

649
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:36,562
I think.

650
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:40,566
I may stay a month
or I may leave immediately.

651
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:44,403
I don't know.
Things are so uncertain.

652
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,947
♪ 'Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go?

653
00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:49,158
♪ 'And still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay

654
00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:51,285
♪ 'You knew it was right,
wasn't wrong

655
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,371
♪ 'Still you knew
you wouldn't be very long

656
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:55,581
♪ 'lt's tough to have the feeling
that you wanted to go

657
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,708
♪ 'Still have the feeling
that you wanted to stay

658
00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,002
♪ 'Start to go,
change your mind

659
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,962
♪ 'Start and go again,
but changed your mind again

660
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,256
♪ 'Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go?

661
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,384
♪ 'Still have the feeling
that you wanted to stay

662
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,761
♪ 'Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si-Do

663
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,514
♪ 'I go, I'll stay...

664
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,725
Oh, will you shut up,
you reform school fugitive?

665
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:19,355
Whiteside, I loves ya. I loves ya.

666
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,234
Ooh.

667
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,715
Dave, <i>bon appétit.</i>

668
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,816
Dave, how are you
and your 1,000 fleas this morning?

669
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,534
Are you OK?

670
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,495
- Yes, I'm OK.
- Hmm.

671
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:22,084
Jessie, Celeste.
Celeste, my daughter, Jessie.

672
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,044
I know.

673
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,338
You stayed here?

674
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,382
Just overnight.

675
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,301
But Dad...

676
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,220
...that's fabulous.

677
00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:34,346
I gotta go.

678
00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:35,973
Be true to your school.

679
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:41,854
Happy short person. Daughter.

680
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,066
Almost as happy as her old man.

681
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,944
- Who is that?
- Me.

682
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:52,490
Oh, yes, I am happy, too.

683
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,700
I think... I think...

684
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:55,951
Yes?

685
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:59,455
Will I scare you
if I tell you I love you?

686
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:01,790
Not unless you hit me
at the same time.

687
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,876
- I'm serious.
- So am I.

688
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,170
Well, then let's go away.
Let's go to San Francisco.

689
00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,881
- Or Vancouver? Or Anchorage?
- No, I have to leave tonight.

690
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,092
Leave? Where you going?

691
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,011
Home.

692
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:15,387
To the Netherlands?

693
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:18,474
You can call it Holland now.
I know what you mean. Yes.

694
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:23,020
OK. Well, when
are you gonna be back?

695
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,189
No, I'm never coming back.

696
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,654
What, what?
Never coming back?

697
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,863
W-W-Why? Why?

698
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,157
I mean,
why can't you ever come back?

699
00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,867
- Well, I-I-I...
- Celeste.

700
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,285
I hate to sound desperate,

701
00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,162
but this news
makes me sound desperate.

702
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,455
I'm desperate.

703
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,207
Celeste, I know this is sudden,

704
00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:45,793
but you're the most incredible thing
that's ever happened to me.

705
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:50,172
I mean, I look in your face
and I can't believe what I feel for you.

706
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:53,551
I'm hopelessly, insanely,
out of my mind in love with you.

707
00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:55,511
I can't... I can't let you go.

708
00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:58,806
Walk out of my life.
I mean, I can't. Not now, not ever.

709
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:00,891
Without you there is no life.

710
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,184
And?

711
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,853
Will you marry me?

712
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:07,606
- Marry you?
- Yes. Please.

713
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:10,693
This is a strange development.

714
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,153
Well, I know
it's kind of sudden and quick,

715
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:15,698
but not if you consider
I've been waiting five years for you.

716
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:19,243
See, before I met you
all I could think about was science.

717
00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,078
Now I can't even think
about that anymore.

718
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:23,038
All I care about is you.

719
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:25,124
Your eyes, your skin,
your hair, your face.

720
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:28,168
Do you think you could think
about science if we got married?

721
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:32,131
Well, yes, sure, if only I knew
you were gonna be with me

722
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:34,592
and that you weren't
going away anywhere.

723
00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:37,678
Well, I know it's kinda sudden
and everything,

724
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:42,266
so... I'll tell you what, why don't you take
a short walk and think about it?

725
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,061
OK, I'll think it over.

726
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,401
Hey, you're not
going out like that, are you?

727
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:55,070
Oh, no. Of course not.

728
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:07,249
She's an original.
She's gotta say yes.

729
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,883
You said you'd prepare me
for 24 hours

730
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,801
and here it's only been 12 hours.

731
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:20,763
And you didn't tell me "spinach"
and you didn't tell me "kiss"

732
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:23,641
and you didn't tell me "have sex"
and what about "marry"?

733
00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,976
Do things always happen so fast
on this planet?

734
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,311
I don't think so.

735
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:29,355
You can't walk down the street
looking like this.

736
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,650
Oh! Oh, yes, I can.
I know how this planet works.

737
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:35,277
They'll just think I'm starting
some kind of trend or something.

738
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,363
Now, I want you to contact the Council
and I want them here.

739
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,156
And I want them here now!

740
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:55,297
Why here?

741
00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:57,424
They said
they needed an open field.

742
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,385
I found it in the phone book.

743
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,845
What goes on here?
Is it Christians and lions?

744
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,348
No, no. Wrong time frame.

745
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,522
Where is the transmission?

746
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,065
We're making progress, sir.

747
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,902
Our gravity
has increased threefold.

748
00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,196
Does the subject
suspect who you are?

749
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,949
- No.
- Does the girl?

750
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,660
Does the girl?

751
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,870
She saw Celeste
put magazines into me

752
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,414
and a dress come out.

753
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:29,540
Kill her.

754
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:32,710
No, no. Don't worry.
She's nothing.

755
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:36,380
Short, inexperienced.
Just a daughter.

756
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,258
- But we do have one problem.
- Yes?

757
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:43,929
The subject says he will be
unable to think about science

758
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,140
unless he marries me!

759
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,100
Well, marry him!

760
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,271
But we don't know
what "marry" is.

761
00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:55,232
One moment.

762
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:03,699
Oh, yes.

763
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,743
Yes, the Mondschein 40
says marriage is this,

764
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:08,996
"He goes off to fight the Turks
and you put on a lock."

765
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,623
No, no.

766
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,712
Oh, yes, yes. Wrong century.

767
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:18,922
Er... marriage is this,

768
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:21,550
"You cook and clean
and bring him martinis."

769
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:25,220
- Oh, no, no.
- Wrong again? This is ridiculous.

770
00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:31,393
Ah. Yes, wrong decade.
Too old-fashioned.

771
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,645
Ah, here we are. Yes.
"The modern marriage.

772
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,357
"There are no rules or responsibilities,
but if he does something wrong,

773
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,443
"you can set him on fire
while he sleeps

774
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:40,903
"and go on a talk show,

775
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:43,113
"where everyone
will forgive you and love you."

776
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:46,325
There's only one drawback,
you will have to have more sex.

777
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,910
I'll do it. Ooh!

778
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,037
immediately.

779
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,246
Yes, sir.

780
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:56,168
I know tomorrow's the last day the reflectors
will be in line for another 19 months.

781
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,838
- What if there is no lightning?
- We will provide the lightning.

782
00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:04,843
Just keep that man fed
and keep his feet clean.

783
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,554
- You're fading.
- Yes, I know, it's our gravity.

784
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,890
Now remember,
you are our last hope.

785
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,226
If we don't get
that transmission from him,

786
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,228
our planet is doomed.

787
00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,149
Yes, sir.

788
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,237
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi!

789
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:27,491
But Daddy, this is so quick.
I mean, you only met her last night.

790
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:29,326
Well, it was the same
with your mother.

791
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,787
Yeah, but at least with mom
you waited a week.

792
00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:33,747
Well, your mother and I knew
on the first night.

793
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:36,166
Are you out of your mind?
You don't know a thing about this woman!

794
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,503
- I know all I need to know.
- I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron.

795
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,588
She's after your money!

796
00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:45,843
Ron, I don't have a ball of lint
and a lead slug to rub together.

797
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:47,803
She's got a trust fund.

798
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,429
- She has a trust fund?
- Uh-huh.

799
00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:51,765
Oh!

800
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:55,602
Oh, you know, I don't get it.
I mean, why does this happen to you?

801
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,189
I know! Citizenship!
She wants citizenship.

802
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,983
She wants to take jobs away
from Americans

803
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,568
and give 'em to Dutch people!

804
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,862
Yeah. Yeah, that's why she's here.

805
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:07,197
But-But-But it's so unfair.

806
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,449
I mean, I mean... Ah, you know...

807
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:10,701
It's my own brother

808
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,911
marrying the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.

809
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,998
Oh, and he met her
at my apartment.

810
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,542
Ron, I appreciate your concern.

811
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:20,335
Don't you understand?
This is something I really want.

812
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:23,171
Haven't you wanted something so much
that nothing else mattered?

813
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:26,049
Yes. You know, it's your wedding,
I'm gonna tell you.

814
00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:30,220
There's only one woman in the world
that I will ever marry.

815
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,224
Princess Stephanie of Monaco.

816
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,769
Really? I never knew
you had a thing for her.

817
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,646
What makes her the lucky lady?

818
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:43,025
Well, because... because she's
the most perfect woman in the world.

819
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:44,902
She'd have nothing to do with me.

820
00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:48,739
Look, Ron, brush up on your French lessons
and your tennis and maybe it'll happen.

821
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:51,658
But right now I'm gonna marry
my Princess Stephanie.

822
00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,577
So wish me luck.

823
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,829
Nah, you've had
too much luck already.

824
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,543
Ah! Where did she get a wedding dress
on two hours' notice?

825
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,463
Does she just carry one around with her,
in case of emergencies?

826
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,592
I hope so. Now would you just go downstairs
and please be best man?

827
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:10,802
Uncle Ron, go!

828
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,930
You wanna see my date?
She's 6' 2".

829
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,310
OK.

830
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,479
Go and tell Celeste it's time.

831
00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:21,855
OK.

832
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,949
No, I'll have to leave you
on the chair.

833
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:35,452
- Can't you wear me?
- No, I'd look too strange.

834
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,120
I'm so hungry.

835
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:40,123
Good thing we stopped
at the hardware store. Ah!

836
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:43,835
D-cells.
Primitive, but nutritious.

837
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,592
Mmm.

838
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:00,727
Whoo!

839
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:05,607
- Dad, she ate batteries!
- What?

840
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:09,152
She took three D batteries
out of a paper bag and ate them.

841
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,405
She flattened them
like a Tootsie Roll wrapper.

842
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:14,408
And she was talking to someone
who wasn't even in the room.

843
00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:16,118
Oh, honey.

844
00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,913
Don't you know that I love you
more than anyone else in the world?

845
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,415
Nothing's ever gonna come between us.

846
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:24,167
But Daddy, she ate batteries.

847
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:27,129
Jessie, I want you
to stop this right now.

848
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,020
Shh, shh, shh!

849
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:31,860
I love you.

850
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,195
Aww.

851
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:48,502
Back off, Alpo breath.

852
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:19,783
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...

853
01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:23,495
Sit! Sit! Roll over! Play dead!

854
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,706
I've only known Celeste
for eight minutes,

855
01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:29,960
but I can tell
she has love for Steve,

856
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:32,420
who I've also known
for eight minutes.

857
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:35,173
You're digging
your own grave, Fido.

858
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:39,136
And do you Celeste van Martin
take Steven Mills

859
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:42,055
to be your lawfully
wedded husband?

860
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,515
In sickness...

861
01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,149
For richer and or poorer,
till death do you part?

862
01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:54,734
- I do.
- I now pronounce you man and wife.

863
01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:11,376
♪ 'I'm looking over
my dead dog Rover...

864
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,588
- Get that dog down!
- 'You left me alone again!

865
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,631
I was getting married!

866
01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:17,924
Honey!

867
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:21,720
What-What happened?
Maybe it's an old Dutch custom.

868
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:24,097
They say, "I do", bolt for the front lawn
and start digging.

869
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:25,640
Maybe she's planting tulip bulbs.

870
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:29,853
Honey, how on Earth
did Dave get up there? Look!

871
01:01:29,978 --> 01:01:31,479
Dave! Don't move!

872
01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:35,609
Volunteers! Jeff, Woody!

873
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:44,951
May I be the first
to kiss the bride?

874
01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,286
Sure.

875
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:56,713
I got him!

876
01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:58,340
Oh. Wow!

877
01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:02,177
Yeah, well, you know. Thanks.

878
01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,415
Wahey!

879
01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:39,005
Hey!

880
01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,219
Where'd you get this dress?

881
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:45,971
Oh.

882
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:48,932
It's him! Quick, Dad! The brush!

883
01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:51,768
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Here it is. I've got it here.

884
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,645
- The brush.
- The brush, the brush.

885
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,815
- OK. Easy. Easy. There you go.
- There we go.

886
01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:04,197
My God, you look beautiful.

887
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,283
Thanks, Dad. I hope he likes me.

888
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:08,910
I hope you like him.

889
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,543
Hi. I'm Fred. The date.

890
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,795
These are for you, doll.

891
01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:20,839
Thank you.

892
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,675
- Er... I'm Steve, Jessie's dad.
- Hi.

893
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,011
- This is Mrs. Mills.
- Nice to meet you.

894
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,305
Mouth jewelry.

895
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,432
Huh?

896
01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:33,184
Oh, right, my braces.

897
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,729
My wife's from Holland, so they...

898
01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:36,938
Sure.

899
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:40,859
- Oh, you wore flats. Great.
- Yeah.

900
01:03:41,776 --> 01:03:42,861
So...

901
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:46,865
- Have a great time.
- She'll be safe with me, sir.

902
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,243
Bye.

903
01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:53,330
Did that kid look shifty to you?

904
01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:55,457
Hadn't you better
get back to work now?

905
01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:59,544
What? You gotta be kidding,
on our wedding night?

906
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,714
- Well, um...
- Well, I don't think so.

907
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,759
Well... Whoo! Wah!

908
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,305
God, I love you!

909
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,643
Honey, would you get that?

910
01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,988
- Hello?
- Lucas Budlong, please.

911
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,366
It's for you.

912
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:34,871
Hello?

913
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,040
- 'Budlong, is that you?
- Yes.

914
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,708
This is Carl Sagan.

915
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,335
Carl Sagan?

916
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,297
Honey, it's Carl Sagan.

917
01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:46,007
Budlong, as you know,
I've been assigned

918
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,426
to the President's Committee
on Extraterrestrials,

919
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:51,638
the Most important
None More Secret Committee.

920
01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:53,390
No, I-I didn't know that.

921
01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:54,516
Well, of course.

922
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,143
And he has personally
authorized me to instruct you

923
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,104
to put Dr. Steve Mills
back to work

924
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,147
at Haddonkirk Laboratories
tomorrow morning first thing.

925
01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,024
Mills?
But he almost blew the place...

926
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,276
Shut up, Budlong.
No arguments.

927
01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:09,697
We can't afford to waste
billions and billions of dollars.

928
01:05:09,823 --> 01:05:11,366
Have I made myself clear,
Meathead?

929
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,201
Y-Yes. Well, I, uh... I uh...

930
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:14,577
And how's Skippy?

931
01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:16,538
Oh, she's... she's fine.

932
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:18,540
Tell her I asked after her.

933
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:21,167
A beautiful, desirable woman.

934
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:22,752
Yes, sir.

935
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,423
Who's Carl Sagan?

936
01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:31,261
Bravo, Bag.

937
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:33,972
Now we've got to get Dr. Steve
something to eat.

938
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:37,100
You're right. He should have
no excuses not to work.

939
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:38,685
Pfft!

940
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,195
Ah!

941
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,081
Hands on the wheel!

942
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:13,178
♪ Tell me when the party is over

943
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,305
♪ I will take you home
for the night

944
01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:20,768
♪ Anything that your heart desire

945
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,437
♪ Will be yours without a fight...

946
01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:26,232
♪ If it's still in your head

947
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,109
♪ You will want to go to bed

948
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,320
♪ All you want to do is jam

949
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,363
♪ In the corner I'll do it
whole night...

950
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,741
That's what we need.

951
01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:37,785
♪ Whole night,
we're dancing whole night

952
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,954
♪ Hey, hey, ha, ha

953
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,133
♪ Wah-ma...

954
01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:58,848
♪ Wahey, look me

955
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,482
♪ Darling, when the party is over

956
01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:10,527
♪ I will take you home
for the night

957
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,447
♪ Anything
that your heart desire...

958
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:20,328
$416.80.

959
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:31,005
- What's this?
- It's a diamond.

960
01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:33,424
I'm sorry, we don't take diamonds
at this branch.

961
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,134
Money only.

962
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:46,271
Haven't you got anything smaller?

963
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:05,331
What did I just do?

964
01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:07,584
It's called a sneeze.
From the flour.

965
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,669
But only humans
are supposed to do it.

966
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,380
What did it feel like?

967
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,300
Very funny.

968
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,759
Mmm.

969
01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,596
Very good. Very liberating.

970
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,182
This is my house.

971
01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:28,271
Well, I actually had a good time.
Maybe we can do it again sometime.

972
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:30,857
Yeah, maybe next time
we can even dance.

973
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:33,776
- I am starving.
- OK.

974
01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,364
Ah.

975
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:53,963
Ah!

976
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,466
Just what I needed.

977
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,140
Hm. Boy, I could have a banquet
down this block.

978
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:05,892
We've got work to do.

979
01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,393
Oh, all right.

980
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,520
Ah.

981
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:39,175
Hey, did you see
Uncle Ron's new invention?

982
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,011
It's an all-snap shirt
where the snaps look like buttons.

983
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:45,014
Great, huh?
Except they rust in the wash.

984
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,559
- Morning, dear.
- Good morning.

985
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,312
- Good morning.
- I made you breakfast, my family.

986
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:54,190
- So that's what you've been up to?
- Mm-hm. Did you sleep well?

987
01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:57,276
- Yes.
- Did you?

988
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,325
Hello?

989
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:06,703
Oh, Dr. Budlong.

990
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,663
How are you?

991
01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:10,373
I'm fine. Thank you.

992
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:14,711
No, I don't know Dr. Sagan personally.

993
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,923
The President's Most Secret
None More Secret?

994
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:20,717
Oh!

995
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:25,680
Huh?

996
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,850
Well, I've been thinking, too.

997
01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:32,311
About the explosion
and the damage and everything.

998
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,646
Maybe...

999
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,691
Really?

1000
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:39,277
You mean it?
Well, when can I start back?

1001
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:43,322
Oh. No, not today.
Today's my honeymoon.

1002
01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:46,576
Yeah. A foreign gal.

1003
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,787
Oh, she's a head-spinner.

1004
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:52,415
Uh-huh. Fine.

1005
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:53,916
Yeah.

1006
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,003
Thank you.

1007
01:10:57,128 --> 01:11:00,173
Oh, surely you and Skippy
must remember from your own experience.

1008
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,133
Budlong, this is Mrs. Mills.

1009
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,968
Ignore my husband
on anything but science.

1010
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:07,013
He'll be there in 15 minutes.
Maybe less. Yes, bye.

1011
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,348
Sweetie, wait a minute.
I don't wanna go into work today.

1012
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,643
Today's our honeymoon.
I wanna clean the place up for you.

1013
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,605
I'll clean this house,
so you don't see a dust. I am Dutch.

1014
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:19,192
Did you ever see a dirty street in the Hague?
We are ready to clean.

1015
01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:23,154
Oh, great. Let's do it together.
And we can watch my Durante tapes.

1016
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,948
Let's put an end
to this silly argument right now.

1017
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:28,493
I'll arm-wrestle you for it.
Winner cleans.

1018
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,870
Come on.
You sure you really wanna do this?

1019
01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:32,872
Come on, come on.

1020
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:35,082
One, two, three.

1021
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:39,629
OK, lady wins.
Now let's eat right up and get to work.

1022
01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,839
That's quite a forearm
you've got there.

1023
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:43,466
And remember the thrust.

1024
01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:47,637
Four hundred megawatts and lightning
just isn't enough to go extragalactic.

1025
01:11:47,762 --> 01:11:50,264
Huh... What's this?

1026
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,517
Your martini.
Would you like one, dear?

1027
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:53,810
No, thank you.

1028
01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:55,478
Oh, yes.

1029
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,396
Oh!

1030
01:11:57,522 --> 01:11:59,816
And finally...

1031
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,567
Your turkey!

1032
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:05,613
Dig right in.
Eat fast, solve all your problems.

1033
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:08,449
And fulfill yourself.
I am going to make the beds.

1034
01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,372
Wow! Quite a spread.

1035
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:18,042
Daddy, don't you think
this is pretty strange?

1036
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,086
Oh, your stepmother's
just full of surprises.

1037
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:23,840
Daddy, I know how happy you are
and I wouldn't do anything in the world

1038
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,925
to get in the way of that happiness.

1039
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,719
- But last night, after my date...
- Oh, your date?

1040
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:29,929
How'd your date go?

1041
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:33,474
Fine, but Dad, I saw her drink
the battery juice from your Honda.

1042
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:34,851
- Jessie!
- Not only that.

1043
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,520
I saw her lift a burning hot pan
with her bare hands!

1044
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:41,023
Now I wish I didn't
have to go to the lab.

1045
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,401
- Your new mother...
- Stepmother!

1046
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,736
Stepmother loves you very much.

1047
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,072
She's just a little bit concerned
that she not gonna fit in around here.

1048
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,657
Now, obviously she knows
there's gonna be problems...

1049
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:53,327
Dad, if the car won't start, will you at least
give me the benefit of the doubt?

1050
01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:05,882
Nothing happened, Jess.
You must have dreamed it.

1051
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,308
- Bye.
- Oh, not you! Not you!

1052
01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,227
We do the rest
of the house in 14 seconds.

1053
01:13:18,352 --> 01:13:20,271
Then Council provides the lightning.

1054
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:23,608
He does the transmission
and we head the 92 light years home.

1055
01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,917
Setty Lab. This is Mills.

1056
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:44,462
Dad, come home right away!
The house is on fire!

1057
01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:49,342
Hey! You can't leave now!

1058
01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:52,011
What if we get rain? Oh!

1059
01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:55,056
Jessie!

1060
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:59,018
- Stay away from me.
- No, it's not what you think.

1061
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,565
Jessie.

1062
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:08,444
- You are an alien!
- OK.

1063
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,914
Oh, my God!

1064
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:26,337
And you!

1065
01:14:27,672 --> 01:14:28,881
Quiet!

1066
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:35,221
- Bag, let her down!
- Not yet.

1067
01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:36,472
What do you want?

1068
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:39,100
We're from Co-sign into the Eighth.

1069
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,811
Ninety-two light years
and two solar systems away.

1070
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:46,983
Your father penetrated our atmosphere
with a radar beam nine days ago.

1071
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:51,612
We must duplicate
that transmission in 12 hours

1072
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:53,990
or our civilization will be destroyed.

1073
01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:57,827
Is that why you're here?
But he doesn't know how he did it!

1074
01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:00,871
- We assume that's a lie.
- No, it's not.

1075
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:04,458
You should know him well enough
to know he doesn't lie.

1076
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,713
Could that be the truth?
Could it be it was just an accident?

1077
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:12,216
No! The teenager is lying, too.

1078
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,176
No, I don't think so.

1079
01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:17,471
We've got to find this out
or we'll never be able to leave.

1080
01:15:17,596 --> 01:15:20,057
Leave? But what about my father?

1081
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:21,434
He loves you.

1082
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:24,645
For the first time in five years
he loves someone.

1083
01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:27,815
You're gonna kill that in him.
He'll never recover.

1084
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:31,485
Celeste doesn't care.
Right, Celeste?

1085
01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:33,529
Right, Celeste?

1086
01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:35,990
Right!

1087
01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:39,744
If you don't say anything,
we'll let you down.

1088
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,370
No, we won't!

1089
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,289
I'm in charge of this mission.

1090
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:46,459
Will you not tell your father
until we've gone?

1091
01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:49,253
Yes, just don't hurt him.

1092
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,968
- Let her down.
- Celeste!

1093
01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,887
Let her down!

1094
01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:01,974
That wasn't necessary.

1095
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:08,272
Give the dog back his bark.

1096
01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:10,816
Celeste, your attitude sucks.

1097
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:16,655
<i>Ciao,</i> baby.

1098
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:18,449
- What's this about a fire?
- Are you all right?

1099
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,700
Daddy!

1100
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:21,994
Jessie, you said there was a fire!
Now, what's going on?

1101
01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:24,455
I had to tell you there was a fire.
What was I gonna say?

1102
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,332
"The living room's spotless,
come home"?

1103
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:28,375
Why did you call me?
Why did you lie to me?

1104
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:32,296
I had to. Daddy, you married a person
from another planet.

1105
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,923
Celeste doesn't come
from Holland.

1106
01:16:34,048 --> 01:16:37,593
She comes from a place 92 light years
and two solar systems away.

1107
01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:39,804
Not again.
You're going in for counseling.

1108
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:44,350
She does! She took away Dave's bark
and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes.

1109
01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:48,646
Jessie, Celeste is not
from another planet.

1110
01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:52,566
Your stepmother is not an alien.

1111
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,902
I mean, please, this is a fantasy.

1112
01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:57,905
Don't you think I know aliens?
It's my business to know.

1113
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,950
Why do we never
see her eat or sleep?

1114
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:04,370
And how come we suddenly get
a new living room in one afternoon?

1115
01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:09,250
And inside that bag
there's a horrible eye.

1116
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:12,503
Just like why my car
wouldn't start this morning?

1117
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,547
Well, just look inside.

1118
01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,676
All right. OK.

1119
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:22,054
I come home from the lab
to look in a purse.

1120
01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,473
All right. Fine. OK.

1121
01:17:25,933 --> 01:17:27,351
Lipstick. Passion pink.

1122
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:33,023
Mascara. Hmm.
Unusual for a purse, isn't it?

1123
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:34,859
Q-tips.

1124
01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:37,278
An eye! An eye!

1125
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:39,321
Jessie, there's no eye in here.

1126
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:41,991
She made it disappear.
There was one in there.

1127
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:45,619
And she did lift up the bacon
without a potholder.

1128
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:48,455
And what about all that food
she cooked for breakfast?

1129
01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,749
You don't have any answer
and won't believe me.

1130
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:55,171
And she's gonna be gone in 12 hours
and why won't you listen to me?

1131
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:57,882
Now, honey, come on.
Jessie, come here.

1132
01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,967
Hey, Jessie!

1133
01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:02,803
Jessie, where are you going?

1134
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,930
Jessie! Hey!

1135
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,684
Hey, come back here, Jessie.

1136
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:10,394
- Hey!
- Jessie!

1137
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,937
Get off the street!

1138
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:14,440
Jessie, you bring
that bike back here now!

1139
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:16,108
Hey, come on.

1140
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,776
Jessie!

1141
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,486
Hey! What's wrong?

1142
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,364
- Hey!
- Jessie!

1143
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:24,575
- Come on!
- Jessie!

1144
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,118
Jessie!

1145
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,330
No!

1146
01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:44,136
- Jessie.
- Daddy.

1147
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,728
I'm sorry. I... I didn't see her.
Is she all right?

1148
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:54,813
She's... She's OK.

1149
01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,316
- I didn't see her.
- It's... It's all right.

1150
01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:09,954
You gave yourself away
to save my life.

1151
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:29,056
OK. I'll be right back.

1152
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,448
- Hi.
- Hi.

1153
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,535
Do you really have to go?

1154
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:54,540
It's the same on both our planets.

1155
01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:58,961
Just when you get
to know someone they have to leave.

1156
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:02,047
My mom, I mean, my first mom,

1157
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,799
had to leave, too.

1158
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,593
I know you have to go.

1159
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:08,220
This isn't your home.

1160
01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:09,972
I understand that.

1161
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:14,727
Can you at least wait
till morning?

1162
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:18,939
I'll try.

1163
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,399
OK?

1164
01:20:25,029 --> 01:20:26,155
Oh.

1165
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:56,018
So... where's your spaceship?

1166
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,774
- Behind your moon, Steve.
- What do you do up there?

1167
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:05,110
Meditate? Plan how to break hearts?
If you know what they are.

1168
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:12,701
We are where you will be
in 55 centuries. If you make it.

1169
01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:15,996
I'm 1,296 years old.

1170
01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:20,376
We reproduce
by synthesis in a Petri dish.

1171
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:24,463
We use 104 per cent
of our brain capacity,

1172
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,548
as opposed to your 36 per cent.

1173
01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:32,513
Our lives are spent in perfect harmony
improving our civilization

1174
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:35,682
with none of the erratic highs and lows
that you have here.

1175
01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:39,436
Oh, I see.
Sort of like Switzerland.

1176
01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:42,272
Why do you reproduce
in a Petri dish?

1177
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,358
We learned that sex
was inefficient and messy.

1178
01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:47,444
Oh, so you got rid of it,
just like that?

1179
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:50,489
Well, I must admit,
we were a little hasty on that one.

1180
01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:54,284
You mean I married a virgin?
Oh, Mother would be proud!

1181
01:21:57,538 --> 01:22:00,249
Don't you ever do stuff
like go on vacation?

1182
01:22:00,374 --> 01:22:01,750
Sure we do.

1183
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,753
- What do you do on vacation?
- Math.

1184
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,548
What do you do to have fun?

1185
01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,341
Oh. Graphs.

1186
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:14,888
Yeah? Well, we go to warm places
together and hold hands.

1187
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:21,019
It's too bad you don't eat food.

1188
01:22:21,145 --> 01:22:23,188
You might find
it could be quite pleasurable.

1189
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:25,983
What, you get pleasure out of food?

1190
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,693
- Here.
- No, thank you.

1191
01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:30,612
If you want my secrets
you'll eat my sandwich.

1192
01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:38,203
Chew, chew!

1193
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:46,920
Mmm. Mmm.

1194
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,382
Mmm. Wow!

1195
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:55,596
Mmm. This is fun. What is it?

1196
01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:57,389
Oh!

1197
01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:00,851
- Ham and cheese on rye with mayo.
- Mmm.

1198
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:05,689
And I love the way it feels
against the roof of my mouth

1199
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,900
and the sides of my tongue.

1200
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,985
Hm, this is fun!

1201
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:12,362
- Here, wash it down.
- Mm.

1202
01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:18,660
Wow.

1203
01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:21,163
Mmm. Hmm.
This makes me smile, too.

1204
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:25,000
Seagram's Scotch Whiskey.

1205
01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:29,922
Celeste?

1206
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,591
Did you ever like me?

1207
01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:37,930
Oh, Steve, of course I did.
I do.

1208
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:39,723
It wasn't just physics?

1209
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:42,309
Oh, no.

1210
01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:45,854
If I were an Earth person,
I would do exactly what we did.

1211
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:48,899
- It might have taken a little longer...
- Well, then why can't you stay?

1212
01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:53,153
I just can't.

1213
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,280
What if I never sent
that transmission again?

1214
01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:58,116
Then nobody would be able
to use it against you ever.

1215
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:01,537
Unfortunately,
that's not the history of your planet.

1216
01:24:01,662 --> 01:24:04,915
And if you don't do that transmission,
my planet will die.

1217
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,629
- Are you mad at me?
- Mad?

1218
01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:15,008
I'm furious. I'm confused,
I'm upset, I'm frustrated, I'm furious!

1219
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:18,470
You're everything I ever wanted
in a human and an extraterrestrial!

1220
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:21,515
If I send the transmission,
which I don't really know how to do

1221
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,350
and save your planet, I lose you.

1222
01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:27,020
If I don't send it, you stay,
but I kill a whole planet.

1223
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,147
But I make a lousy Earth person.

1224
01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,900
I made way too much breakfast
and the dog hates me.

1225
01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:34,987
The dog loves you.
We all love you.

1226
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,698
Don't you see?

1227
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,366
That's why it's so hard.

1228
01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:41,910
That's why I'm so torn apart.

1229
01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:45,122
I feel like Durante.

1230
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:47,541
Oh. Yes, Durante.

1231
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:48,959
You know?

1232
01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:51,253
♪ Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go?

1233
01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:53,547
♪ Still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay?

1234
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:57,968
♪ You knew it was right
wasn't wrong, go, stay, stay, go ♪

1235
01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:01,054
Oh, that's exactly how I feel!

1236
01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:03,307
You know this song?

1237
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,518
I feel just like you and Durante.

1238
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:09,688
I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.

1239
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,817
Well, I feel only one way.

1240
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,569
I want you to stay.

1241
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:19,364
Oh, Steve...

1242
01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:26,330
Oh.

1243
01:25:27,873 --> 01:25:32,002
Boy, talk about
being tied to your work.

1244
01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:36,214
I spend my whole career trying
to prove there's life on other planets

1245
01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:38,342
and when I find it, I marry it.

1246
01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,224
Lightning!

1247
01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:48,935
You shocked me.

1248
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:53,231
Oh, static electricity.
The metal in Ron's snaps.

1249
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:01,073
Snaps.

1250
01:26:01,198 --> 01:26:03,158
Ron's buttons.

1251
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,327
The cage around the Klystron.

1252
01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,995
- That's the wild card!
- What?

1253
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,246
Come on!

1254
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:13,669
He knows.

1255
01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:15,837
Oh, he's a true scientist.

1256
01:26:15,962 --> 01:26:17,547
You realize, of course,

1257
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,467
as soon as we've made contact
we'll have to leave.

1258
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,053
I'm aware of that.

1259
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,638
Right after we kill them.

1260
01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:26,723
- Kill them?
- Well, not just them.

1261
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:29,393
The whole thing.
What do you call it? Earth.

1262
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:30,936
We're not killing anybody!

1263
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:33,480
We're getting what we have to get
and leaving Earth as we found it.

1264
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:35,732
Afraid not, honey.
We're wiping out everything.

1265
01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,651
People, land mass, water.

1266
01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:41,196
The Council has told me
to take care of it!

1267
01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:42,823
We're not going to do anything.

1268
01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:45,325
Eight minutes
after he transmits that signal...

1269
01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:46,952
Here's Earth!

1270
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:53,542
Jessie!

1271
01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:57,921
Jessie, sweetie! It's time.

1272
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,381
Come on! Get up.

1273
01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:10,100
Be careful.

1274
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:44,718
Yeah.

1275
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:47,345
Ron, it's Celeste.

1276
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:50,557
Celeste! Hey, hey! It's Ron!

1277
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:52,350
Ron, it's just not working out.

1278
01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:55,479
- 'Steve and I simply aren't compatible.
- What?

1279
01:27:56,354 --> 01:27:59,524
Our physical relationship
just isn't what it should be.

1280
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:02,694
I need to talk to someone.
I need to talk to you.

1281
01:28:03,653 --> 01:28:08,492
Er... about... about
y-y-your p-p-physical relationship?

1282
01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:09,701
Yeah. Hmm.

1283
01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:11,995
Could you come over
to the lab right now

1284
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,080
and we could discuss
these matters of the flesh?

1285
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:17,292
The flesh? Well, yes. Yes, sure.

1286
01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,544
But, I mean, well, he's my brother.

1287
01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:23,423
Oh, but we don't need
to tell Steve everything.

1288
01:28:23,548 --> 01:28:27,844
Oh, and Ron, would you mind
doing me the littlest itsy-bitsy favor?

1289
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,723
I left my purse in the bedroom at home.
Bye.

1290
01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:33,767
Come back!

1291
01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:36,061
Oh, this is terrible.
Oh, what am I gonna do?

1292
01:28:36,186 --> 01:28:39,856
He's my own brother!
This is terrible. My own brother!

1293
01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:43,235
And yet...

1294
01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:03,255
Where have you been all day?
This rain could stop at any minute.

1295
01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:06,216
Grady, we need a conductor.
A conductor. Something to, uh...

1296
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,010
- A conductor. Something to ca...
- Solid tin.

1297
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:12,848
You know, next year
when they give out that Nobel Prize,

1298
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:14,641
I'm gonna be up there
and I'm gonna tell them about...

1299
01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,351
Steve, darling.

1300
01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:26,695
You see what did it?

1301
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:29,489
Ronnie put his jacket on the back
of the chair and it had brass buttons.

1302
01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:30,866
It was a short circuit.

1303
01:29:30,991 --> 01:29:34,494
The electrical impulse bouncing between
the Klystron and the fried buttons.

1304
01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,706
It threw the power way
beyond 400 megawatts!

1305
01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:43,295
Telescope's all set, Dr. Mills.

1306
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,047
You won't forget to tell Dr. Sagan
how helpful I've been?

1307
01:29:46,172 --> 01:29:49,885
Carl Sagan? Oh, sure, sure.
Now all we need is the lightning.

1308
01:29:50,010 --> 01:29:51,094
Thank you.

1309
01:29:51,219 --> 01:29:53,221
Watch these monitors.
That's where the action is.

1310
01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:54,848
All right, put these on.

1311
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,642
Put those on.

1312
01:29:58,602 --> 01:30:00,061
OK, set your attractors.

1313
01:30:00,186 --> 01:30:01,479
Set your attractors.

1314
01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:05,942
- Steve, I gotta talk to you.
- Bag!

1315
01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:10,113
You've signed
your own death warrant, sister!

1316
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:11,948
OK.
Prepare to initiate the system.

1317
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:13,366
Prepare to initiate the system.

1318
01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:16,786
I've got to. I wanna kill myself.
I'm in love with your wife.

1319
01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:18,747
- What?
- Steve, the reflectors.

1320
01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,916
Oh, oh. Ready!

1321
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,876
Ready?

1322
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,336
Now!

1323
01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:33,345
Oh, Jesus!

1324
01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:43,939
Oh, great!
Nothing's changed here!

1325
01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:53,323
Daddy, look!

1326
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:55,408
I know! I know!

1327
01:30:55,533 --> 01:30:57,160
Well, I'll be damned!

1328
01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:05,168
We did it again!

1329
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:07,253
Science! Science!

1330
01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:09,255
Steve, did you hear what I said?

1331
01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:11,049
I am in love with your wife.

1332
01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:14,803
She's in love with me.
It's a whole thing. We gotta talk.

1333
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:17,097
Get rid of that bag.

1334
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:18,264
The bag?

1335
01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,809
That bag will destroy your planet.

1336
01:31:20,934 --> 01:31:23,561
Babe, I love you.
We'll get rid of the bag.

1337
01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:27,315
Hey, what's in it? A little eyeliner,
a little lipstick, a little eye...

1338
01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:37,242
Ah! Ah!

1339
01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:39,035
Help! Steve!

1340
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,121
Ah! Ah!

1341
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,039
Lights out!

1342
01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:45,208
Steve!

1343
01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,972
T-minus ten seconds
and counting.

1344
01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:01,224
Ten, nine, eight...

1345
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:03,893
Too late!

1346
01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:06,855
I am indestructible.

1347
01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:10,525
Seven, six, five, four, three...

1348
01:32:35,925 --> 01:32:40,430
You do a woman a favor and the eye
in her purse attacks you!

1349
01:32:45,018 --> 01:32:46,936
Is the pocketbook dead?

1350
01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:49,481
Of course, you nincompoop.

1351
01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,650
Please, step outside.

1352
01:32:56,946 --> 01:33:00,033
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.

1353
01:33:00,158 --> 01:33:02,619
Oh, no, no. No, sorry.

1354
01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:05,747
Oh! I'm in hell! This is hell!

1355
01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:07,791
That is hell!

1356
01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:10,293
The transmission was a success.

1357
01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:13,922
Our gravity has already begun to revert.
We have been saved.

1358
01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:18,051
Celeste, why has this planet
not been dispatched?

1359
01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:20,970
You never said you were going
to destroy this place!

1360
01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:23,640
We must.
They know how to destroy us.

1361
01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:27,519
Council, Dr. Mills
never meant to hurt anyone.

1362
01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:30,980
There are too many strange and good things
that go on here to destroy it.

1363
01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:34,109
They have war, they have indifference,
they have suffering.

1364
01:33:34,234 --> 01:33:36,486
Yes, but they also have jitterbugs.

1365
01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:38,530
- Jitterbugs?
- Frivolous!

1366
01:33:38,655 --> 01:33:41,324
And children. And jokes.

1367
01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:44,077
And ham and cheese on rye with mayo!

1368
01:33:44,202 --> 01:33:46,579
Mediocre.

1369
01:33:46,704 --> 01:33:48,873
And making love.

1370
01:33:48,998 --> 01:33:50,917
- And sneezes.
- Sneezes?

1371
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:52,752
And Jimmy Durante!

1372
01:33:54,838 --> 01:33:56,673
- Jimmy?
- Yes.

1373
01:33:58,174 --> 01:33:59,634
Show me Jimmy.

1374
01:34:00,677 --> 01:34:04,180
Show you Jimmy. OK.

1375
01:34:05,431 --> 01:34:06,683
They wanna see Jimmy.

1376
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:08,977
Jim... Come on. Come on.

1377
01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:12,814
Grady.

1378
01:34:13,273 --> 01:34:17,026
Jimmy Durante
from "The Man Who Came To Dinner".

1379
01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:19,362
Oh, there's a lot
of nice things in here.

1380
01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:24,617
Hello, up there,
you omnipotent superbeings

1381
01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:26,786
from some other dimensional planet.

1382
01:34:26,911 --> 01:34:28,371
Hit it!

1383
01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:33,501
♪ Did you ever have the feeling
that you wanted to go?

1384
01:34:33,626 --> 01:34:36,588
♪ But still had the feeling
that you wanted to stay?

1385
01:34:36,713 --> 01:34:39,090
♪ You knew it was right,
wasn't wrong

1386
01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:42,177
♪ Still you know
you wouldn't be very long...

1387
01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:46,639
Ah!

1388
01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:49,309
Ha! Cha-cha-cha-cha!

1389
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:52,645
♪ It's tough to have the feeling
that you wanted to go

1390
01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:55,273
♪ Still have the feeling
that you wanted to stay

1391
01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:57,775
♪ Start to go,
change your mind

1392
01:34:57,901 --> 01:35:00,111
♪ Start to go again,
but change your mind again

1393
01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:02,906
♪ It's tough to have the feeling
that you wanted to go

1394
01:35:03,031 --> 01:35:04,532
♪ Still have the feeling
that you wanted to stay

1395
01:35:04,657 --> 01:35:06,951
♪ Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

1396
01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:08,786
♪ I go

1397
01:35:08,912 --> 01:35:12,207
♪ I stay ♪

1398
01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:14,792
Ha! Cha-cha-cha-cha!

1399
01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:18,630
Kill them.

1400
01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:19,839
No!

1401
01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:23,718
Skippy? Skippy, where are you?

1402
01:35:23,843 --> 01:35:26,804
Hey, you!
This is an English automobile!

1403
01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:34,479
Ugh!

1404
01:35:34,604 --> 01:35:37,065
We have never had sneezes.

1405
01:35:37,774 --> 01:35:40,902
Hm. Sneezing makes the head tingle.

1406
01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:43,279
The whole body feels alive.

1407
01:35:43,404 --> 01:35:45,240
Ah. What else is like this?

1408
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:50,828
Sir, can you see with my eyes?

1409
01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:51,996
Of course.

1410
01:35:53,289 --> 01:35:54,958
Then this is why.

1411
01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:22,443
I see.

1412
01:36:22,568 --> 01:36:23,611
Yes.

1413
01:36:23,736 --> 01:36:24,946
This, uh...

1414
01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:29,784
What do you call it? Earth.
Deserves more study.

1415
01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:33,371
It's too weird to destroy.

1416
01:36:36,582 --> 01:36:38,418
It will be spared.

1417
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:39,544
Oh!

1418
01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:41,546
Oh. Ah.

1419
01:36:41,671 --> 01:36:43,798
Celeste, it is time to come home.

1420
01:37:25,757 --> 01:37:27,383
Now come home, Celeste.

1421
01:37:29,969 --> 01:37:31,179
Sir.

1422
01:37:33,639 --> 01:37:35,516
Sir, I-I am home.

1423
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:38,269
It's no use. I can't go.

1424
01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:41,439
That is impossible.

1425
01:37:41,564 --> 01:37:43,149
Celeste, you must return.

1426
01:37:43,274 --> 01:37:46,194
Wait. Come on now.

1427
01:37:48,154 --> 01:37:50,448
Hi. Steve Mills.

1428
01:37:50,573 --> 01:37:52,825
You look like a reasonable bunch
of superbeings, and...

1429
01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:55,745
Well, we really have to work this out.

1430
01:37:55,870 --> 01:38:01,167
You see, I'm in love.
with your Chief Extragalactic Probist.

1431
01:38:01,292 --> 01:38:04,087
- No!
- What do you mean, no?

1432
01:38:04,212 --> 01:38:07,965
We need someone to tell us
about your war and making love

1433
01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:10,510
and all your fuzziness.

1434
01:38:10,635 --> 01:38:13,429
Er... excuse me.

1435
01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:16,099
Er... big thing in the sky.

1436
01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:19,018
Er... you need someone
to tell you about making love?

1437
01:38:19,143 --> 01:38:21,104
We need someone
to tell us about everything.

1438
01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:25,316
Well, does anyone up there
look as good as she does?

1439
01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:27,527
Everyone does.

1440
01:38:28,403 --> 01:38:30,029
- Better.
- Really?

1441
01:38:30,863 --> 01:38:32,073
It's impossible.

1442
01:38:32,198 --> 01:38:37,120
Sir, he knows more than I do
about all things down here.

1443
01:38:38,162 --> 01:38:39,580
It's an interesting idea.

1444
01:38:41,290 --> 01:38:42,458
He can come.

1445
01:38:48,506 --> 01:38:50,341
Well, who's gonna drive this thing?

1446
01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:55,763
Group Captain Winnek Woofet
and the 12th Navigational Command.

1447
01:39:03,604 --> 01:39:04,772
Oh!

1448
01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:07,191
Oh! Oh!

1449
01:39:07,316 --> 01:39:09,193
Oh, my God!

1450
01:39:09,318 --> 01:39:11,362
Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!

1451
01:39:11,487 --> 01:39:16,117
Hey, hey, she looks
just like Princess Stephanie.

1452
01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,203
She looks
just like Princess Stephanie, too.

1453
01:39:19,328 --> 01:39:21,456
- If you say so.
- No!

1454
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:23,332
Oh, no, they...

1455
01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:24,584
Oh, yeah. They all...

1456
01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:26,961
They all look
like Princess Stephanie.

1457
01:39:29,088 --> 01:39:30,423
Oh, yes!

1458
01:39:33,342 --> 01:39:35,428
- Er... can I ask you a question?
- Yes.

1459
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:36,929
Er...

1460
01:39:38,222 --> 01:39:40,057
You think my Rolls
would be impressive?

1461
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:48,024
- Might be.
- Oh, can I bring it?

1462
01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:49,734
Yes, of course.

1463
01:39:49,859 --> 01:39:52,236
Yes! Yes...

1464
01:39:53,321 --> 01:39:54,322
Well...

1465
01:39:55,656 --> 01:39:57,950
- Goodbye, my dear.
- Bye, Uncle Ron.

1466
01:39:58,075 --> 01:39:59,368
Bye, my dear.

1467
01:40:00,870 --> 01:40:02,705
Oh. Sorry.

1468
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:05,458
Ron, you sure you wanna do this?

1469
01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:07,668
You're contemplating
a pretty radical move here.

1470
01:40:09,795 --> 01:40:10,880
Ah, Steve.

1471
01:40:12,423 --> 01:40:14,592
They all look like Princess Stephanie.

1472
01:40:15,676 --> 01:40:17,261
They do, don't they?

1473
01:40:19,013 --> 01:40:20,306
Hmm.

1474
01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:22,433
Well, time's a-wasting.

1475
01:40:23,809 --> 01:40:26,354
Hey, where are the keys
to your beach house?

1476
01:40:32,902 --> 01:40:34,278
Enjoy.

1477
01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:39,033
Have a nice drive. Flight. Trip.

1478
01:40:40,701 --> 01:40:42,453
Get the heck off this planet.

1479
01:41:08,813 --> 01:41:10,022
Yes.

1480
01:41:15,027 --> 01:41:16,654
- Come on.
- Hi.

1481
01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:19,282
- Right over here, baby.
- Lovely.

1482
01:41:19,407 --> 01:41:21,576
- What is it?
- It's a car.

1483
01:41:42,597 --> 01:41:44,640
We'll be in touch, Celeste.

1484
01:41:44,765 --> 01:41:48,477
Enjoy your humanity while it lasts.

1485
01:42:06,412 --> 01:42:08,706
A little one on one, Dad?

1486
01:42:09,457 --> 01:42:10,750
No, thanks, honey.

1487
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:15,254
I think Celeste and I are gonna
go upstairs and get some... sleep.

1488
01:42:15,379 --> 01:42:17,340
I get it.

1489
01:42:18,883 --> 01:42:20,384
I'll be right up.

1490
01:42:26,182 --> 01:42:27,975
Ah! Mm-hm.

1491
01:42:30,936 --> 01:42:33,773
Hey! Are you human or what?

1492
01:42:33,898 --> 01:42:36,150
Human. Every part.

1493
01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:42,865
All that power to do stuff
left with Bag, right?

1494
01:42:42,990 --> 01:42:45,117
Yep. I guess so.

1495
01:42:46,869 --> 01:42:49,872
Drive! Drive!

1496
01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:05,554
Yes!

1497
01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:26,200
♪ Go to your planet

1498
01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:29,537
♪ Co-sign into the Eighth...

1499
01:43:47,012 --> 01:43:49,348
♪ And when I get up to the planet

1500
01:43:49,473 --> 01:43:52,143
♪ I'll take you out with me ♪

1501
01:44:03,571 --> 01:44:06,449
♪ She could have been from anywhere

1502
01:44:08,784 --> 01:44:12,788
♪ She could have had most anyone

1503
01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:16,792
♪ I bet the girls in another world

1504
01:44:19,253 --> 01:44:23,257
♪ Not just another girl

1505
01:44:35,519 --> 01:44:37,980
♪ Well, the place was jammed,
the music loud

1506
01:44:38,105 --> 01:44:41,192
♪ I could see her face
standing out in the crowd

1507
01:44:43,194 --> 01:44:44,904
♪ As she winked at me

1508
01:44:46,363 --> 01:44:48,699
♪ Feeling good I didn't care

1509
01:44:48,824 --> 01:44:51,535
♪ All I could see
was her standing there

1510
01:44:55,956 --> 01:44:58,876
♪ I say, the crowd got up,
the band was playing

1511
01:44:59,001 --> 01:45:02,463
♪ And in my mind
I could hear her saying

1512
01:45:04,006 --> 01:45:05,591
♪ I love you

1513
01:45:05,716 --> 01:45:08,469
♪ She could have been from anywhere

1514
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:15,017
♪ She could have had most anyone

1515
01:45:16,185 --> 01:45:18,979
♪ I bet the girls in another world

1516
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:25,736
♪ Not just another girl

1517
01:45:27,238 --> 01:45:29,782
♪ When I met her folks
there was no surprise

1518
01:45:29,907 --> 01:45:33,494
♪ Had her old man's ways
and her mother's eyes

1519
01:45:37,915 --> 01:45:40,334
♪ Silver spoons,
she had everything

1520
01:45:40,459 --> 01:45:43,754
♪ She'd leave it all
just to hear me sing

1521
01:45:47,383 --> 01:45:50,636
♪ I say, the crowd got up,
the band was playing

1522
01:45:50,761 --> 01:45:54,139
♪ And in my mind
I could hear her saying

1523
01:45:55,766 --> 01:45:57,434
♪ I love you

1524
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:00,271
♪ She could have been from anywhere

1525
01:46:02,731 --> 01:46:06,777
♪ She could have had most anything

1526
01:46:07,945 --> 01:46:10,614
♪ I bet the girls in another world

1527
01:46:13,242 --> 01:46:17,121
♪ Not just another girl

1528
01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,711
♪ I gotta find a way
inside her lovely world

1529
01:46:24,962 --> 01:46:28,215
♪ I gotta see the day
when I can really be sure

1530
01:46:28,340 --> 01:46:32,261
♪ She'll be my girl

1531
01:46:52,573 --> 01:46:55,242
♪ Her royal blood
didn't mean a thing

1532
01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:59,079
♪ Even though our first born
might be a king

1533
01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:05,753
♪ I say, the crowd got up,
the band was playing

1534
01:47:05,878 --> 01:47:09,048
♪ And in my mind
I could hear her saying

1535
01:47:10,257 --> 01:47:12,468
♪ She said, "I love you"

1536
01:47:12,593 --> 01:47:15,596
♪ She could have been from anywhere

1537
01:47:17,848 --> 01:47:21,936
♪ She could have had most anyone

1538
01:47:23,062 --> 01:47:25,731
♪ I bet the girls in another world

1539
01:47:28,275 --> 01:47:32,613
♪ Not just another girl

1540
01:47:33,614 --> 01:47:35,908
♪ Could have been from anywhere... ♪

1541
01:47:40,621 --> 01:47:46,460
Now, good night, Mrs. Calabash,
wherever you are.