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It all started when a time
travel experiment I was conducting...
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went... a little caca.
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In the blink of a cosmic
clock, I went from quantum physicist,
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to air force test pilot,
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which could have been
fun if I knew how to fly.
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Fortunately, I had help, an
observer from the project named Al.
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Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so
all he can lend is moral support.
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Anyway, here I am, bouncing
around in time,
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putting things right that once went wrong,
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a sort of time-traveling Lone
Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
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and I don't even need a mask.
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Oh, boy.
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The trouble with quantum
leaping is that just about the time...
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I start to enjoy being a hero,
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the big guy with the remote control
switches channels on me.
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Now all I have to do is
figure out who I am...
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where I am,
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and why all these young
women are staring at me...
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as if I were Tom Cruise.
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- Where, Where was I?
- You were explaining...
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Heathcliff's obsession with Catherine.
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Right. Right, right.
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Heathcliff's obsession, uh, with Catherine...
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in, uh, uh,
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Oh. Wuthering Heights, of course.
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Dr. Bryant, do you
think Heathcliff's obsession...
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stems from Brontes own tragic
yearning for Bramwell?
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I think the woman was
sexually suppressed. Far out, man.
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You think she wrote this because
she was horny? Right on!
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Great. Four of my least favorite clichés.
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Headbands, bell bottoms, flower
power and English Lit.
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What do you think, Dr. Bryant?
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Uh, well, I-I,
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It's an interesting and,
and a difficult question.
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Uh, and one we'll have
to discuss tomorrow. No way.
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No Friday classes in summer school.
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Right? Oh, yes. Uh,
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Dr. Bryant.! Dr. Bryant.!
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Oh. I've been trying to get a moment
alone with you all afternoon.
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Uh, uh, Jamie-Lee, um,
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W
- what can I do for you?
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"Give me life, my darling.
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Touch my hand and light my soul."
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- Keats?
- No.
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Your lecture on expressing love.
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My, I wanna go home.
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You live this way.
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Jamie-Lee, um,
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I'm a teacher and you're a
student, so no fraternizing.
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That's not what you said last night.
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I didn't? No.
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Donna.
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Of course. This is Lawrence.!
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Where are you going? After,
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To the Rathskeller.
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They're closed between 4.00
and 6.00 in the summer.
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She's going in. Donna Eleese works there.
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Jerry, we have to talk. It's
a matter of life and death.
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I'll put the tea on. Jamie-Lee,
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I don't think it's a good
idea for you to be in my rooms.
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What's wrong? Everything.
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Oh, don't say that.
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I know there's a solution.
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I believe our love will conquer all, even Daddy.
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You gotta be kidding!
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No, I'm not.
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I did it.
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I told Daddy everything.
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From that first blush of love...
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to that glorious night in the bell tower.
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Daddy was furious and threatened to have you
horsewhipped within an inch of your life.
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Oscar said he'd kill you with his bare hands.
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- Oscar?
- A Neanderthal who goes to Ohio State.
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He wants to pin me.
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Oh, Jerry!
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Precious!
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It's all so like Romeo and Juliet.
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Great. Men wanna horsewhip and kill me,
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and you're playing Juliet.
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Juliet committed suicide. Suicide?
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Oh, yes!
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Of course!
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A love pact!
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Sam, we don't want that to happen, do we?
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No. Uh, Jamie-Lee,
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we are not committing suicide.
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What else is there to do?
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Have a cup of tea.
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Precisely what Jane and Edward would have done.
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Jane and Edward?
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Oh, uh, Jane Eyre and Edward Rochester.
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Charlotte Brontes star-crossed lovers.
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How can you teach English literature
if you don't know that?
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But, anyway, we're gonna get
you out of this one quick this time.
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Ziggy figures a 99.5% chance
- I don't want out of this one quick.
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You'll be able to leap when, What?
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Hark, my sweetie pie.
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Jamie-Lee, I want you to take this cup of tea...
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and go straight back to your dorm.
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You call your father and Oswald
- Oscar.
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Whatever. Tell them it was all a joke.
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You made it up because you missed them
and wanted to get their attention.
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But it's not a joke.
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Ohhh. Oh, yes, it is.
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It's the school, isn't it?
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You're afraid of losing your tenure.
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I'm afraid of losing my life.
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If it comes to that, so be it.
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Our love can live without these temporal bodies.
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Uh, Romeo and Juliet?
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Lancelot and Guinevere.
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Uh, Jamie-Lee, we, uh, w-we
can play Lancelot and Guinevere...
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some other time.
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When, my darling?
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When, uh, the-the moon...
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has crested over the...
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towers of Camelot.
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"When the moon has crested
over the towers of Camelot?"
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I know. It's... You better watch it, Sam.
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You're gonna end up marrying her too.
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They got married? June 20th, 1972.
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Nice little intimate shotgun
wedding, 12-gauge, I think it was.
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That's what you're here for...
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is to see that those two don't
ruin both their lives.
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Of course, there's not much more that
could go wrong with Professor Bryant's.
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That's not why I'm here. Oh?
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I'm here to get a second chance,
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before I even get a first one.
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You wanna let me in on the joke?
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Donna Eleese is here.
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That's not funny, Sam. But true.
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Don't you see, Al? I'm here to
get Donna and I a second chance.
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You're here to see that Guinevere there...
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doesn't make the biggest mistake of her life!
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How do you know that?
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Ziggy's got it computed down
to the decimal point!
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I don't give a damn what a computer says!
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We're talking about the
woman I love and my future.
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I'm here. She's here. We've got a second chance.
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And no one's gonna stop me from taking it.
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Not even you.
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Sam, you're breaking your own inside trader rule.
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What?
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Quantum leap rule numero uno.
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The time traveler shall not take
advantage of his position...
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to improve or alter his life.
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- I made that rule?
- Yes.
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And you swore everyone to a blood oath
of allegiance to it on penalty of death.
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- Ah, that's my interpretation.
- If I made the rule, I can rescind it.
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So ordered.
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Not without committee approval,
and Weitzman will never give it.
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Weitzman? Short fat guy, uh, in knickers? Mm.
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Tall skinny guy with a stovepipe hat.
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He's got at Lincoln fixation
and he also controls the committee,
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and he wants you declared non compos mentis.
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Let him. In case you haven't noticed, Al,
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the committee doesn't run
this project or me anymore.
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Pretty straight for the '70s.
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Of course, this is a Catholic girls' college,
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- Look at you.
- Uh, it's psychedelic.
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It must be the black light or something.
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You look like a ghost.
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Look. There she is. There's Donna.
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Oh, my God. It is her.
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Now do you believe me? Donna's here. I'm here.
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Fate has put us together again.
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When I saw her today, I
couldn't believe it. She's so young.
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When we first met, she'd just left the
Star Bright Project and was turning 30.
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Don't do this, Sam. The
wedding was on the fifth of June...
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at Old Mission Chapel.
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It was hot and I was sweating,
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but, you know, it was more from nerves
than from the heat and then,
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Everybody went home, because...
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I didn't show up for the wedding.
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No. No, you showed up. She didn't.
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It had something to do with her father.
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He didn't die, did he? I wouldn't know.
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And if I did, I couldn't tell you. I
broke the rules before giving you personal data,
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and if I do it again, the committee's threatening
to remove me from the project.
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They can't remove you. You're
the only contact they have with me.
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Al, I want you to run a,
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Chicken.
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She smelled the same.
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Of course, I didn't.
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God, how I wanted to tell her I'm not
the boozed-out professor she sees,
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that I was her Sam,
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the man she'll love 10 years from now,
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that I'm doing what we dreamed of,
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I'm traveling in time.
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What can I get for you, Dr. Bryant?
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- Uh, an avion,
Evian. - A what?
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Uh, C-Coke. Uh, a Coke would be fine.
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A Coke, cheeseburger and
fries, medium rare on the burger,
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Hold the tomato, extra onion.
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She knew. She knew how I liked my burger.
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Shove that up your gauge circuit, Ziggy.
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Thank you. Uh, Donna,
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um, could I talk with you?
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Oh, I really don't have time, Dr. Bryant.
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Oh, yeah. I'll, um, uh,
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Maybe, Well, I'll just wait till you finish work.
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Dr, Bryant, please, um,
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I'm quite capable of
getting an "A" in your class...
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by simply doing the work.
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No. No. No, no.
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No, tha-that's, that's not what I'm saying.
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Donna, I'm not what I look like.
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If you look into my eyes, you can see that.
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- Is this your best line?
- It's not a line.
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If you look into my
eyes, you'll see another soul.
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- You've had too much to drink.
- I haven't had a drop.
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This is silly. Yeah. So it's silly.
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Do it anyway.
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Please don't talk to me anymore,
Dr. Bryant. Donna.
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Hey.! I thought I told
you to leave my girl alone.
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Donna's your girl? Jamie-Lee's my girl.
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Oscar.
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Yeah, Oscar, and he's here to break your face.
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Look, Oscar, why don't we
just talk about this man-to-man?
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If you don't like what you
hear, you can always break my face.
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Good. First, Jamie-Lee is crazy about you.
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Yeah, right. And that's why all she
can talk about is her precious Jerry.
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Which... Which proves my point. See, if
she was crazy about me, she'd never mention me.
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But since she's really crazy about
you, all she does is talk about me.
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She's trying to make you jealous.
Well, it's working.
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Oscar,
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Jamie-Lee once told me that...
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you were the only man who
ever made the earth move for her.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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That ain't what she told me.
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Isn't.
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Of course not. See, she's
frustrated with you. She,
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She thinks you want her only for her body.
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Oh, she's got a great body.
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She also has a mind, Oscar.
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Oscar. A deeply poetic mind.
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And if you want her to love you,
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you gotta let the romantic side of you free.
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Romantic side of me? I-Isn't
Jamie-Lee in your thoughts night and day?
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Yeah, except for wrestling practice.
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Well, tell her that, but don't mention
the wrestling practice stuff.
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Take to a romantic movie, a candlelit
dinner, read her a poem.
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I did. You did?
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There once was a young man from Kent...
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- Oscar, limericks aren't
exactly what I had in mind.
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Look, read her a romantic poet,
247
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Kelly, Sheets
- Keats. I don't know.
248
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What do you mean you don't know? You're the prof.
249
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I mean, the choice is yours.
250
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Tell her how beautiful she is,
251
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how her perfume drives you crazy,
252
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:02,094
how you can't get her eyes out of your mind.
253
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:06,464
And her lips. How
- How wet and how juicy they are.
254
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Perfect.
255
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That's mush. I can't talk
mush. To guys, it's mush.
256
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:16,376
To women, it's romantic.
257
00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:19,278
Look, Oscar, Jamie-Lee
doesn't want a broken-down lit prof.
258
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,215
She wants a young football hero
- Wrestling!
259
00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:26,778
Wrestling hero who'll be a little mushy.
260
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:32,124
Dr. Bryant, I love Jamie-Lee so much...
261
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,526
I'm willing to try anything.
262
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:38,065
But I think you're feeding me a line of crap.
263
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:43,036
And if this don't work, you can
expect me to be back to break your face.
264
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:57,377
That might help.
265
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:05,285
Where's Donna? She wasn't feeling
hot, so she went home.
266
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:10,025
Did you want tomatoes on this? They didn't put
tomatoes on 'em, but I can get tomatoes for you.
267
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:13,193
Did you want tomatoes? You know what else?
I was looking at the class schedule,
268
00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:18,035
Muskie has 156 delegates
pledged to him and many endorsements.
269
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:20,905
Muskie met with McGovern today in Washington.
270
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:24,707
If the party can stand on, it'll
be successful this fall.
271
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,873
But we didn't talk about the
matter of endorsements.
272
00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:29,884
Would you like his support before you
go to the convention? I would love it.
273
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,215
The United States Military Command in Saigon...
274
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,817
said today that yesterday's air
attacks over North Vietnam were the heaviest,
275
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:43,565
There was a time when I cared
about politics and the making of history,
276
00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:46,567
but the big picture seemed unimportant...
277
00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:49,229
next to getting a chance for
Donna and I in the future.
278
00:19:52,307 --> 00:19:55,242
Bryant had summed up my feelings with a thought.
279
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"Between love and the noblest
cause, there should be no contest.
280
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Love is life's only true satisfaction."
281
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:06,651
Yoo-hoo.! Lancelot.!
282
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:12,919
The fires burn deep, my knight,
283
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:16,260
as passion roars within me.
284
00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:21,098
Riddled with guilt, yet desperate for your loins,
285
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:24,298
your Guinevere has arrived!
286
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:25,772
Oh, boy.
287
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:28,867
I get the feeling that you brought
this one on yourself.
288
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,242
Where have you been? Waiting...
289
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,908
for the moon to crest over Camelot.
290
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,042
See what I mean?
291
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:40,611
- You're not dressed.
- I wasn't expecting guests.
292
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:44,557
But you promised to be Lancelot next.
293
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:46,719
Next?
294
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:54,494
Sam, there's all kinds of kinky stuff in here.!
295
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,800
There's leather stuff. There's a Roman toga.
296
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:59,807
There's rubber stuff in here.! Jamie-Lee,
297
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:03,402
don't you have more
important things to do, like homework?
298
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:06,971
I'm trying to work on my "A" in English Lit.
299
00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:10,746
Oh, my God.! Sam, you gotta see this.!
300
00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:13,583
Jamie-Lee, you gotta forget about me.
301
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:16,749
You gotta start thinking
about other men, like, like Oscar.
302
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:20,761
He's just a boy. That
boy wanted to break my face.
303
00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:24,424
He wanted to defend my honor?
304
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,764
Uh, define "honor"?
305
00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:29,099
Oscar's willing to kill for you.
306
00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:32,106
Don't you think you should
at least give him a chance?
307
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:34,506
But he's so stiff,
308
00:21:36,345 --> 00:21:38,336
so unromantic.
309
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:43,785
Not anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if Oscar
started reading you romantic poetry.
310
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,013
Oscar? Oscar.
311
00:21:48,257 --> 00:21:53,285
Look, believe me,
Jamie-Lee. He's the one for you,
312
00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:55,296
not me.
313
00:21:55,364 --> 00:22:00,301
Ah. You're both young. You got
your whole life in front of you.
314
00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:03,736
Uh, tell her they're both gonna
grow up to be yuppies. Give him a chance.
315
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:07,241
They're gonna eat pasta and
drive B.M.W's with, uh, fuzzy seats.
316
00:22:07,309 --> 00:22:10,904
Well, if you think I should,
317
00:22:13,982 --> 00:22:16,143
Al, Donna,
318
00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:19,312
But it won't affect my love for you!
319
00:22:22,157 --> 00:22:24,182
Peace.
320
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,922
Al, Donna knew how I wanted my cheeseburger.
321
00:22:33,335 --> 00:22:37,169
What? She looked into my eyes,
and she knew it was me.
322
00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:42,940
Well, how could she know it was you when
she doesn't meet you for 12 years?
323
00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:46,105
We're star-crossed souls. That uncrossed.
324
00:22:46,181 --> 00:22:49,617
Well, you know, I've been working
on that, and I think I can fix it.
325
00:22:49,685 --> 00:22:52,620
But I have to locate her father, and I was
- No.
326
00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:56,852
Al. Al, couldn't you
- No. No, no. No! No! I can't help you, Sam.
327
00:22:56,925 --> 00:22:59,951
If I even try, they're gonna pull
the plug, and they're not kidding.
328
00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:01,962
Weitzman is at the foundation right now...
329
00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:03,895
arguing for the authority to do it.
330
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:07,299
You've broken your rules. You've
broken their rules. You've broken our rules.
331
00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:10,736
You gotta stop thinking with your
heart and start thinking with your noggin.
332
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,740
Is that what you'd do?
333
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,744
If, Hey. If some woman stood me up
at the altar, it's 'Adios, amigos."
334
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,907
Actually, uh, I wish a couple of them had.
335
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,756
Don't give me that sick puppy look.
336
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:33,585
Stop it. I'll never scratch
you behind the ears again.
337
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,653
Now, stop it.
338
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:40,093
Donna's father was career military. Shh. No. Sam,
339
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,763
Uh, he was in the army, I think. Sam. Sa... No.
340
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,497
No.
341
00:24:03,824 --> 00:24:07,021
Bunsen burners, there's no other smell like it.
342
00:24:07,094 --> 00:24:11,030
They are the common denominator
that make all science departments equal.
343
00:24:11,098 --> 00:24:14,864
My life's blood, and I'm
trapped in Mr. English Lit.
344
00:24:14,935 --> 00:24:16,926
There's no justice.
345
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:47,508
Thanks.
346
00:24:47,509 --> 00:24:50,760
You forgot Hubble's
Constant and, uh, the red shift.
347
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,101
Right.
348
00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:56,904
Your calculations are in the right direction.
You're just not applying your astrophysics.
349
00:24:58,345 --> 00:25:00,279
Expanding universe.
350
00:25:00,347 --> 00:25:03,316
Ever read Lemaitre's "Primeval Atom?"
351
00:25:03,383 --> 00:25:05,442
No.
352
00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:09,148
"Then came the explosion, followed by
the filling of the heavens with smoke.
353
00:25:10,423 --> 00:25:12,857
"We come to late to do no more than...
354
00:25:12,926 --> 00:25:15,622
visualize the splendor of creation's birthday."
355
00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,629
It's beautiful.
356
00:25:17,697 --> 00:25:19,688
It's the poetry of physics.
357
00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:23,361
Why do you know so much about this?
358
00:25:23,436 --> 00:25:25,734
Uh, well, I read a lot.
359
00:25:25,805 --> 00:25:28,535
Pretty heady reading,
360
00:25:28,608 --> 00:25:32,203
Einstein and Lemaitre, not to mention the math.
361
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:34,372
What lured you into it?
362
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:39,145
Guess I just wanna know why things happen to us.
363
00:25:39,219 --> 00:25:41,551
Don't you think you have a choice?
364
00:25:41,621 --> 00:25:43,646
Do you?
365
00:25:43,723 --> 00:25:45,657
Well, I used to. I'm not sure anymore.
366
00:25:46,693 --> 00:25:49,059
Well, if we did have a choice,
367
00:25:49,129 --> 00:25:51,393
I sure would've made things
happen a lot differently.
368
00:25:54,501 --> 00:25:56,696
Who knows, maybe I'll go back
in time and change it.
369
00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:02,566
- What, you think that's silly?
- No, no. It...
370
00:26:04,477 --> 00:26:07,037
If you could travel back in
time, when would you go back to?
371
00:26:09,082 --> 00:26:12,711
When I was happiest, maybe
six or seven years old.
372
00:26:12,786 --> 00:26:16,449
- Before your father left you?
- How did you know about that?
373
00:26:19,593 --> 00:26:21,209
I guess somebody told me.
374
00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:24,860
Well, nobody could've told you
because I never told anyone.
375
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:28,367
- Who the hell are you?
- Just a friend.
376
00:26:30,837 --> 00:26:34,534
Look, Donna, it was just a guess. Please.
377
00:26:34,608 --> 00:26:39,204
Please. I noticed you didn't list
a father on your school record,
378
00:26:39,279 --> 00:26:41,213
and you went by your mother's maiden name.
379
00:26:41,281 --> 00:26:44,614
- What were you doing in my records?
- You're in my class.
380
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:54,453
Let's just keep it at that.
381
00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:57,621
I have a string theory on time.
382
00:26:57,697 --> 00:27:02,760
It's very complex and completely improvable,
but I'd like your opinion.
383
00:27:02,836 --> 00:27:07,671
It's based on an expanding but finite universe.
Well, the universe is infinite.
384
00:27:07,741 --> 00:27:12,474
Maybe not, and if not, then time is finite too.
385
00:27:12,545 --> 00:27:15,810
- I have to go to the library.
- It's a nice public place.
386
00:28:00,293 --> 00:28:02,386
But only in his own lifetime?
387
00:28:03,797 --> 00:28:06,493
Well, that-that's the way I see it.
388
00:28:06,566 --> 00:28:09,160
Ohhh. I think I'm getting a headache.
389
00:28:09,235 --> 00:28:11,169
Yeah, well, it's kind of a lot to,
390
00:28:11,237 --> 00:28:13,501
Oh, no! Stacy's gonna be here in 10 minutes.
391
00:28:13,573 --> 00:28:15,507
I have to open tonight.
392
00:28:15,575 --> 00:28:17,839
I'm sorry, Dr. Bryant. I have kitchen duty.
393
00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:19,902
Well, can we continue this after work?
394
00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:23,346
Sure, as long as, It's public. Yeah.
395
00:28:25,418 --> 00:28:27,409
Bye.
396
00:28:29,255 --> 00:28:32,588
You're not giving away any
trade secrets, are you?
397
00:28:34,127 --> 00:28:37,187
- How long have you been there?
- Eh, long enough to know...
398
00:28:37,263 --> 00:28:41,063
that you could still
construct an atomic bomb if you had to.
399
00:28:41,134 --> 00:28:44,934
An atomic bomb? Al.
400
00:28:45,939 --> 00:28:48,533
Nothing we discussed...
401
00:28:48,608 --> 00:28:52,044
remotely is connected to nuclear detonation.
402
00:28:52,112 --> 00:28:55,081
Al, I was just trying to,
403
00:28:59,352 --> 00:29:02,549
- You're not alone.
- Nope.
404
00:29:02,622 --> 00:29:07,958
- But they can't hear or see me.
- Thank God for little favors.
405
00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:12,896
- Weitzman and the
committee? - I-I can't help you, Sam.
406
00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:14,900
You got to, Al. Look, I figured it out.
407
00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:18,267
Donna left me at the altar. Did the same thing
to the guy she was engaged to before me.
408
00:29:18,338 --> 00:29:22,240
It's a pattern. When she was 8, her father
left and she's never gotten over it.
409
00:29:22,308 --> 00:29:24,674
Al, she blocked out her own father's name.
410
00:29:24,744 --> 00:29:29,272
Don't you see? Donna's never gonna
risk being hurt by a man like that again.
411
00:29:29,349 --> 00:29:33,183
She's gonna go through life
leaving them before they can leave her.
412
00:29:33,253 --> 00:29:38,623
But... But if I can get Donna
and her father together, who knows?
413
00:29:38,691 --> 00:29:42,218
You know, uh, those six doctorates that you hold,
414
00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:45,720
Not one of them is in psychiatry.
415
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:51,032
Medicine, yes. Uh, quantum physics, yes.
416
00:29:51,104 --> 00:29:53,732
Ancient languages, yes.
417
00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:59,141
- Ancient languages, yes.
- Yes.
418
00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:04,812
The sash?
419
00:30:04,884 --> 00:30:07,284
Brilliant, Sherlock. Hieroglyphics?
420
00:30:07,353 --> 00:30:09,446
I can read hieroglyphics?
421
00:30:09,522 --> 00:30:12,753
Well, you never know unless you try.
422
00:30:14,427 --> 00:30:16,258
It's all just a bunch of pictures to me, Al.
423
00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:18,889
I can't remember what they... That...
424
00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:22,366
That is a the symbol for a capital.
425
00:30:22,435 --> 00:30:27,372
Um, what was the ancient capital of
Egypt? Memphis! He's in Memphis!
426
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,204
- No, I wouldn't say that, Sam. No.
- Not in Memphis.
427
00:30:30,276 --> 00:30:34,610
Um, maybe the capital of Egypt today
- Don't tell me he's in Cairo.
428
00:30:34,681 --> 00:30:36,548
You're being too literal, Sam.
429
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,565
Well, that hieroglyphic is
the symbol for a capital.
430
00:30:39,566 --> 00:30:40,547
Mm.
431
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:43,011
Um,
432
00:30:44,491 --> 00:30:47,289
Our capital? You're trying to
tell me he's in Washington.
433
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,796
Good. Okay. Donna's father is in D.C.,
434
00:30:50,864 --> 00:30:54,664
and he, um, is still in the army.
435
00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:56,668
That's the symbol for the pharaoh's army.
436
00:30:56,736 --> 00:31:01,901
Sam. Square times five.
437
00:31:01,975 --> 00:31:05,809
- And in the Pentagon!
- Oh, I'd give you one of these if I could.
438
00:31:05,879 --> 00:31:08,712
I need his name, Al.
439
00:31:08,781 --> 00:31:12,046
That's, uh... That's ridiculous.
440
00:31:12,118 --> 00:31:16,885
Uh, Sam, Ziggy is scanning my
side of this conversation,
441
00:31:16,956 --> 00:31:20,756
and he thinks I'm trying to
communicate to you in a code.
442
00:31:22,962 --> 00:31:24,657
What hieroglyphics?
443
00:31:24,731 --> 00:31:30,169
Hey! How can I write
Colonel Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics?
444
00:31:34,507 --> 00:31:36,702
Al!
445
00:31:37,911 --> 00:31:40,471
Did you call me, Dr. Bryant?
446
00:31:42,615 --> 00:31:44,947
If I asked you to go to Washington,
would you do it?
447
00:31:46,152 --> 00:31:48,086
Dr. Bryant, I was just getting to like you.
448
00:31:48,154 --> 00:31:50,418
Don't treat me like that. I'm
not treating you like that.
449
00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:53,516
If I were 15 years younger or
this was 15 years later, I would,
450
00:31:53,593 --> 00:31:55,527
but I can't now.
451
00:31:55,595 --> 00:31:57,927
Donna, it's important.
452
00:31:57,997 --> 00:32:01,524
Hell, I'll bring a chaperone.
453
00:32:01,601 --> 00:32:03,535
We can be there and back in a day.
454
00:32:03,603 --> 00:32:05,901
To do what?
455
00:32:07,941 --> 00:32:10,466
Save a lost love.
456
00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,917
- Colonel Wojohowitz.
- Thank God.
457
00:32:25,992 --> 00:32:29,120
What? Uh, Colonel, you
don't know me. My name is Bryant,
458
00:32:29,195 --> 00:32:31,163
Dr, Gerald Bryant, and I'm on the faculty...
459
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:33,164
at Lawrence College in Marion, Ohio.
460
00:32:33,232 --> 00:32:35,325
Yes? Uh, I was wondering if I could see you.
461
00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:38,393
Dr. Bryant, I ship out
for Vietnam at 0800 tomorrow.
462
00:32:38,471 --> 00:32:40,405
Vietnam.
463
00:32:40,473 --> 00:32:43,931
I'm sure you've heard of it. Of course. I just...
464
00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:46,274
Doctor, I'm very busy. Would
you get to the point?
465
00:32:46,346 --> 00:32:49,782
It's your daughter.
466
00:32:57,156 --> 00:32:58,885
Colonel, are you there?
467
00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:01,616
Yes.
468
00:33:03,496 --> 00:33:06,954
- Do you remember Donna?
- Of course I remember Donna.
469
00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,001
She needs you, sir.
470
00:33:10,036 --> 00:33:13,494
Is she hurt? No. Uh, not physically.
471
00:33:14,607 --> 00:33:18,202
Colonel, since you're shipping out tomorrow,
I don't have time to be subtle about this.
472
00:33:18,277 --> 00:33:21,212
I don't know why you left your family.
I'm sure you had your reasons.
473
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,874
But your leaving and never
contacting her again...
474
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,043
has affected Donna's ability to love anyone else.
475
00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:31,455
Dr. Bryant, the breakup with her
mother and I had nothing to do with her.
476
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:35,426
She doesn't think you love her, that if
you did, you wouldn't have abandoned her.
477
00:33:35,495 --> 00:33:37,656
I love my daughter. I loved her very much.
478
00:33:38,798 --> 00:33:40,732
I'm not going to reopen this wound...
479
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,859
not when I'm shipping out.
480
00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:45,415
Maybe when I come back.
481
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:49,498
Well, forgive me, sir, but, uh,
what if you don't come back?
482
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:53,103
Good-bye, Dr. Bryant.
483
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:59,643
Just a damn minute!
484
00:34:01,788 --> 00:34:04,484
Look...
485
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,994
I told you I'd be back.
486
00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:24,405
Okay. All right.
487
00:34:24,477 --> 00:34:26,741
So...
488
00:34:26,812 --> 00:34:28,746
my advice didn't work.
489
00:34:28,814 --> 00:34:30,748
Right. Right. Right?
490
00:34:30,816 --> 00:34:33,785
What happened? I did what you told me.
491
00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:35,980
I, uh, I read her poetry.
492
00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:39,616
I told her that her perfume made me
horny and that her lips made me even hornier.
493
00:34:39,692 --> 00:34:41,284
I get the idea. And then,
494
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,851
I get the idea! Look, Oscar,
495
00:34:45,364 --> 00:34:47,332
"horny" isn't romantic.
496
00:34:47,399 --> 00:34:49,993
Well, it is to me. Not to Jamie-Lee.
497
00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:53,937
To Jamie-Lee,
498
00:34:54,006 --> 00:34:56,474
"breathless with passion"...
499
00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:59,340
is romantic.
500
00:34:59,411 --> 00:35:01,379
Do you have a car?
501
00:35:02,381 --> 00:35:04,212
O.
502
00:35:04,283 --> 00:35:07,252
Triple deuce, Hurst
four-speed, 3-9-0 rear end, mag wheels.
503
00:35:07,319 --> 00:35:10,720
Uh, will it hold four people?
504
00:35:10,789 --> 00:35:12,882
Maybe. Say, me,
505
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:16,621
and Donna Eleese and you and Jamie-Lee?
506
00:35:16,695 --> 00:35:18,560
In that order?
507
00:35:18,631 --> 00:35:21,191
Yeah, in that order.
508
00:35:30,776 --> 00:35:33,506
- Did you see him?
- Bang.
509
00:35:33,579 --> 00:35:39,108
You'd shoot that magnificent creature?
510
00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:42,621
It was a buck. Bambi was a buck!
511
00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:45,884
I want to change seats, please.
512
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:49,291
Jamie-Lee, Romeo hunted deer.
513
00:35:50,462 --> 00:35:52,794
He did? Yes, he did.
514
00:35:52,865 --> 00:35:57,131
- And, uh, as well as...
- Lancelot.
515
00:35:57,203 --> 00:36:01,299
Lancelot. You know, I bet
Lancelot brought Guinevere a deer a week.
516
00:36:02,441 --> 00:36:04,773
And Rochester rode on stag hunts.
517
00:36:04,843 --> 00:36:06,743
That's right.
518
00:36:06,812 --> 00:36:10,908
The first time Blanche came to Thornwood
she rode to the hounds.
519
00:36:13,485 --> 00:36:15,919
Is that how you hunt stag?
520
00:36:17,489 --> 00:36:19,423
Mm, sort a.
521
00:36:23,963 --> 00:36:27,421
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
522
00:36:27,499 --> 00:36:30,935
The quartet practiced in the park
523
00:36:31,003 --> 00:36:34,166
And we sang dirges in the dark
524
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:39,439
The day the music died Fill 'er up?
525
00:36:39,511 --> 00:36:41,945
Yep. Okay.
526
00:36:42,014 --> 00:36:43,948
Where's the bathroom? Uh, back there.
527
00:36:44,016 --> 00:36:46,951
Where's the key? Key? We don't have no key.
528
00:36:57,363 --> 00:37:01,390
Al! Thank God you're here. I thought
I'd never see you again.
529
00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:03,401
I figured that they'd pulled you off the project.
530
00:37:03,469 --> 00:37:07,735
Oh, they did. They fed the
hieroglyphics into Ziggy, and then they fired me.
531
00:37:07,806 --> 00:37:09,899
They can't do that. Tell Weitzman.
532
00:37:09,975 --> 00:37:14,742
But it's unimportant. What's
important is he's had a change of heart.
533
00:37:14,813 --> 00:37:16,474
I didn't think Weitzman had a heart.
534
00:37:16,548 --> 00:37:18,482
He probably doesn't, but his wife does.
535
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,390
You slept with his wife?
536
00:37:20,391 --> 00:37:24,147
I would never do
anything so unscrupulous as that,
537
00:37:24,223 --> 00:37:26,748
unless it was Bartlett's wife.
538
00:37:26,825 --> 00:37:29,760
Now, there is a woman to get fired over.
539
00:37:30,863 --> 00:37:32,922
Ran into her one time at the fights.
540
00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:36,263
Uh, Barlett was at some, I
don't know, some seminar in Utah.
541
00:37:36,335 --> 00:37:39,270
And it was her birthday, and
you know, the fool forgot.
542
00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:42,705
What happened? Oh, well,
we had a couple of drinks,
543
00:37:42,775 --> 00:37:46,142
a nice rare steak with green chiles
- With Weitzman!
544
00:37:46,211 --> 00:37:48,406
Oh! Weitzman.
545
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,414
You know Tina? Yeah.
546
00:37:50,482 --> 00:37:52,313
Weitzman knows her too.
547
00:37:52,384 --> 00:37:56,013
You set Tina up with
Weitzman and then blackmailed him?
548
00:37:57,356 --> 00:37:59,290
Yeah. That...
549
00:37:59,358 --> 00:38:03,124
Unscrupulous, but effective.
550
00:38:04,697 --> 00:38:08,463
At least you're here. That's
the way I figured it.
551
00:38:08,534 --> 00:38:11,935
Now, I had Ziggy compute the odds...
552
00:38:12,004 --> 00:38:16,668
on your being right about
fixing Donna's hang-up.
553
00:38:17,776 --> 00:38:19,744
Pretty low, huh?
554
00:38:19,812 --> 00:38:22,576
Well, if you get Donna and her father together,
555
00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:27,745
the odds are 4-to-1 that she'll commit
to a relationship in the future.
556
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:32,883
Al, no offense, but this time I'm
gonna make Ziggy my best man.
557
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:35,756
Wait a minute. You're forgetting something.
558
00:38:35,828 --> 00:38:40,322
What? Well, she was engaged to
someone before she even met you.
559
00:38:40,399 --> 00:38:43,493
Yeah? Yeah, so if you pull this off,
560
00:38:43,569 --> 00:38:45,730
she could marry this other jerk first.
561
00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:03,554
Confession time.
562
00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:06,022
What?
563
00:39:06,091 --> 00:39:10,391
I used to think you wrote your
book just to pick up young, naive coeds.
564
00:39:11,463 --> 00:39:14,499
You really are romantic, aren't you?
565
00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:15,428
Well...
566
00:39:15,539 --> 00:39:19,028
I mean, you're trying to
get these two back together,
567
00:39:19,104 --> 00:39:22,369
driving 400 miles for the sake of a lost love.
568
00:39:25,144 --> 00:39:28,910
What I don't understand is
why you wanted me here.
569
00:39:29,982 --> 00:39:33,577
You remind me of her. Twelve
years younger, but...
570
00:39:33,652 --> 00:39:36,485
you're her.
571
00:39:38,490 --> 00:39:41,425
Sweet, bright. She's a quantum physicist.
572
00:39:41,493 --> 00:39:43,791
That's why you read those books.
573
00:39:43,862 --> 00:39:48,094
We were very much in love, engaged to be married.
574
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:52,297
In fact, we had a wedding, or, rather, I did.
575
00:39:52,371 --> 00:39:54,100
She didn't show?
576
00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:01,338
Why?
577
00:40:02,347 --> 00:40:04,406
I think she was afraid to commit.
578
00:40:05,517 --> 00:40:07,451
Afraid...
579
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:09,749
that I'd leave her...
580
00:40:09,822 --> 00:40:12,017
the way her father left her.
581
00:40:13,058 --> 00:40:16,255
I don't wanna see you run away
when your chance for happiness comes.
582
00:40:16,328 --> 00:40:19,855
That's why I'm taking you to see your father.
583
00:40:21,033 --> 00:40:23,194
You're taking me to see my father?
584
00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:25,860
Yes.
585
00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:38,710
You really are romantic.
586
00:40:39,718 --> 00:40:43,415
To show I love you
587
00:40:43,489 --> 00:40:46,287
Thinking of you
588
00:40:46,358 --> 00:40:51,386
Write your name across the sky...
589
00:41:03,575 --> 00:41:05,440
May I help you?
590
00:41:05,511 --> 00:41:07,604
Yeah. We're just going up
to see Colonel Wojohowitz.
591
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:09,613
Can I have your names, please?
592
00:41:09,681 --> 00:41:13,777
Yeah. I'm Dr. Gerald Bryant and
this is the Colonel's daughter, Donna.
593
00:41:13,852 --> 00:41:16,946
Oh. Colonel Wojohowitz. Oh, thanks.
594
00:41:17,022 --> 00:41:18,956
Uh, sir, excuse me.
595
00:41:19,024 --> 00:41:21,185
The Colonel has a "Do not disturb" on his line.
596
00:41:22,494 --> 00:41:24,428
Well, this is his daughter.
597
00:41:24,496 --> 00:41:26,896
Could we see some
identification, Miss Wojohowitz?
598
00:41:26,965 --> 00:41:29,593
Oh, I use my mother's maiden name.
599
00:41:31,036 --> 00:41:34,437
I'm sorry, but unless you can prove you're
his daughter, I can't ring through.
600
00:41:35,641 --> 00:41:37,575
You're welcome to wait here
and catch him when he leaves.
601
00:41:37,643 --> 00:41:41,135
Well, that'll be a little late. He's
shipping out to Vietnam this morning.
602
00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:45,809
Look, she's driven all
night from Ohio to see her father.
603
00:41:45,884 --> 00:41:47,818
Couldn't you just please...
604
00:41:47,886 --> 00:41:50,252
call him on the phone and tell
him that his daughter's here?
605
00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:52,950
I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
606
00:41:53,025 --> 00:41:55,493
Thank you. You've been most helpful.
607
00:42:12,945 --> 00:42:15,004
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
608
00:42:16,682 --> 00:42:19,173
You sound like Ziggy. Who?
609
00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:27,851
Something about that guy bothers me.
610
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:37,464
There's a car in visitor's
lot. I didn't see it there earlier.
611
00:42:49,081 --> 00:42:51,015
Harry, this car has Ohio plates.
612
00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,948
Check the back. I'll put Jeff on alert.
613
00:42:53,018 --> 00:42:54,952
Roger.
614
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,319
Oh, no. We're gonna get in trouble.
615
00:42:59,391 --> 00:43:02,019
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
616
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:16,731
So it wasn't meant to be?
617
00:43:48,373 --> 00:43:51,035
This was a mistake.
618
00:43:52,110 --> 00:43:57,343
No. The mistake was waiting 10 years.
619
00:44:03,221 --> 00:44:06,418
I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
620
00:44:06,491 --> 00:44:08,425
Ohhh.
621
00:44:08,493 --> 00:44:11,587
That's all I wanted to hear, Daddy.
622
00:44:19,671 --> 00:44:21,605
Don't leave.
623
00:44:24,176 --> 00:44:26,110
I'll be in the car.
624
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,547
Uh, if only you were a little...
625
00:44:31,616 --> 00:44:33,607
Little younger?
626
00:44:33,685 --> 00:44:37,883
Uh, or I was a little older.
627
00:44:41,526 --> 00:44:43,517
You will be.
628
00:44:56,108 --> 00:44:58,076
Where's Jerry?
629
00:44:59,377 --> 00:45:01,345
You don't need Dr. Bryant.
630
00:45:03,115 --> 00:45:05,174
Not with me here.
631
00:45:06,985 --> 00:45:09,715
Well,
632
00:45:09,788 --> 00:45:12,154
you are big.
633
00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:25,262
Harry, we got an open door.
634
00:45:27,839 --> 00:45:32,105
Police, this is the
Watergate. We have a break-in here.
635
00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:34,611
Jamie-Lee,
636
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:36,670
you make me so hor...
637
00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:40,509
breathless with passion.
638
00:45:51,696 --> 00:45:54,290
You seem pretty pleased with yourself.
639
00:45:55,767 --> 00:45:57,860
Yeah.
640
00:45:57,936 --> 00:46:00,336
Mm. Well, so am I.
641
00:46:00,405 --> 00:46:04,171
'Course, Ziggy's blowing out microchips
like they were popcorn.
642
00:46:04,242 --> 00:46:06,107
He just... He didn't see it coming.
643
00:46:06,178 --> 00:46:07,645
What? What?
644
00:46:07,712 --> 00:46:11,808
Sam, this is the 17 th of June, 1972.
645
00:46:11,883 --> 00:46:15,216
So? So?
646
00:46:15,287 --> 00:46:17,448
We're in the Watergate!
647
00:46:18,456 --> 00:46:22,415
Break-in. Nixon. Impeachment.
648
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,063
I don't remember.
649
00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:29,191
Oh, boy. The Republicans would love you.
650
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,935
You know, I don't understand you, pal.
651
00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:41,274
Well, you're wearing that goofball grin...
652
00:46:41,346 --> 00:46:45,612
and Donna is probably gonna end up
marrying that sucker that she hooked before you.
653
00:46:45,684 --> 00:46:49,950
Maybe not. Maybe she'll jilt him and marry me.
654
00:46:50,021 --> 00:46:53,422
Wanna bet? Yeah. I got connections.
655
00:46:55,026 --> 00:46:58,757
Then how come you haven't leaped yet?
656
00:47:12,777 --> 00:47:14,802
Maybe I need a shotgun...
657
00:47:25,824 --> 00:47:28,952
Get up.! Get up.! One, two, three...
658
00:47:29,027 --> 00:47:31,359
Up! Up! Come on! four,
659
00:47:31,429 --> 00:47:33,693
five, six.