1 00:00:00,589 --> 00:00:05,288 There are moments when I leap back in time that remind me of the evening of my senior prom. 2 00:00:05,361 --> 00:00:09,661 Some of the songs are soft and slow, and there's always a guy who didn't bring a date... 3 00:00:09,732 --> 00:00:14,669 and wants to dance with your girl... Guys who don't take no for an answer. 4 00:00:14,737 --> 00:00:20,039 And just when everything quiets down, and you find a song that you want to dance to forever, 5 00:00:54,209 --> 00:00:56,143 Disco. 6 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:13,292 Oh, I'd rather be dead. 7 00:02:42,152 --> 00:02:44,416 Chad, you all right, guy? 8 00:02:44,688 --> 00:02:48,488 - I've been hit. - And cut! Cut it! It's good. Print that one. 9 00:02:50,627 --> 00:02:52,788 Oh-ho-ho, babe! Good job! 10 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:56,662 Loved it. Okay. Okay, next shot is, uh, over here. 11 00:02:56,733 --> 00:02:59,793 Come on. Let's go, let's go. We're an hour behind here. Let's go. 12 00:02:59,869 --> 00:03:03,100 I'm a stuntman. Almost a dead one. 13 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:05,266 I told you to check that safety pad. I did! 14 00:03:05,341 --> 00:03:07,434 Well, then how come it was moved? I don't know. I double-checked it. 15 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,774 You almost got your brother's head caved in. 16 00:03:09,846 --> 00:03:13,247 Whoa, whoa. Wait-Wait a second. I'm okay. Stop standing up for him. 17 00:03:13,316 --> 00:03:15,614 Somebody must have moved it while I was workin' the ratchet. 18 00:03:15,685 --> 00:03:17,880 Come on, guys, huh? Out of the way. 19 00:03:17,954 --> 00:03:21,720 I got shots to get, all right? Not till I find out who moved my safety pad! 20 00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:24,988 Hey, not my problem, babe. 21 00:03:27,731 --> 00:03:30,666 Someone gets killed on your set, it will be. Let's go, guys. 22 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:34,101 Oh, whoa, whoa. What's your problem? You. 23 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:38,664 You're more concerned about your schedule than whether somebody gets hurt. Hey, hey, where you goin'? 24 00:03:38,742 --> 00:03:41,711 - Off this picture. - Oh, no. You can't quit on me. 25 00:03:41,778 --> 00:03:44,542 Watch me. Hey, hey, hey. I already paid you for Friday's stunt. 26 00:03:44,614 --> 00:03:46,844 So I'll pay you back. All right. What about you two guys? 27 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:50,147 - What? - That's right. You quit, not them. How about it guys? 28 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:55,123 You want to work in the disco? Look, pal, I'm the stunt coordinator here, and these are my boys. 29 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:59,127 I don't work, they don't work. Well, why don't you let them decide? 30 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:01,993 - Hack. - Yeah, right. How about it, you guys? 31 00:04:04,601 --> 00:04:07,126 Uh, no, thanks. 32 00:04:10,306 --> 00:04:16,006 How about you, babe? I mean, uh, this fire thing was your first big stunt, wasn't it? 33 00:04:22,619 --> 00:04:24,678 No. 34 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:26,779 Okay. 35 00:04:26,856 --> 00:04:30,019 Okay, okay, what's everybody gawkin' at, huh? Stop gawkin'! 36 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:32,891 Line up. Okay, roll playback. I double-checked it, Chad. I swear. 37 00:04:35,131 --> 00:04:38,396 Uh, just forget it, okay? And... action. Dad won't let me. 38 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:42,666 Rick's been laying into us for three weeks. I don't know why Dad had to quit now. 39 00:04:42,739 --> 00:04:46,505 It's two days before my big stunt. I could have got my union card. 40 00:04:46,576 --> 00:04:50,808 Maybe you could talk to him about it. Make him change his mind. 41 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,678 Uh, to Dad? 42 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,275 Yeah, get my stunt back for me. 43 00:04:56,352 --> 00:04:58,547 Well, yeah, okay. I'll... I'll try. 44 00:04:58,621 --> 00:05:03,251 Are you for real? You're crazy. I like that in a guy. 45 00:05:03,326 --> 00:05:07,160 Really? He's done stunts you wouldn't even dream of. 46 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:11,132 I don't know. I've got a pretty vivid imagination. 47 00:05:11,201 --> 00:05:13,931 Traci Duvore, Aquarius. 48 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:18,531 Boogie Town Records. We're handling all of the music on this movie. 49 00:05:18,608 --> 00:05:21,600 You're Chad Stone. Leo, right? 50 00:05:22,679 --> 00:05:24,670 I guess... I guess so. 51 00:05:24,747 --> 00:05:30,185 I knew it! Oh, you've got "king of the beasts" written all over you. 52 00:05:30,253 --> 00:05:33,051 Thank you. 53 00:05:33,122 --> 00:05:37,388 Ever, uh, break anything... vital? 54 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:40,020 Are you kiddin'? He's... He's broken every bone in his body. 55 00:05:40,096 --> 00:05:42,087 Every bone? 56 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,361 I gotta get, uh, a... 57 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:51,931 drink. Mm-hmm. Come with me, baby. Come on. 58 00:06:01,718 --> 00:06:04,414 Excuse me. 59 00:06:04,487 --> 00:06:07,217 Hi, Chad. 60 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:11,420 Hi. Aren't you gonna introduce me to your new friend? 61 00:06:12,795 --> 00:06:14,990 Oh! Uh, yeah, sure. 62 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:17,897 This is Traci. Traci, this is... 63 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,830 I'm sorry. I'm blanking on your name. 64 00:06:21,905 --> 00:06:26,274 Well, you didn't blank on me in your trailer last night. 65 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,778 Nice to meet ya. 66 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:36,017 Hey, Chad, nice hit. 67 00:06:48,865 --> 00:06:51,834 Chad? 68 00:06:51,901 --> 00:06:54,267 No matter how hard you look, it doesn't get any better. 69 00:06:58,441 --> 00:07:01,274 - Nice hickey. - Hickey? 70 00:07:02,345 --> 00:07:07,476 - All right. Well... Huh! I guess we'll have to... - I got a hickey. 71 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,519 Well, it isn't a monkey bump. 72 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:15,751 Look, Traci, uh, I'll, um... I'll talk to you in a little bit. 73 00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:18,794 Where you goin'? Sit down. 74 00:07:18,861 --> 00:07:21,125 What're you doin'? 75 00:07:21,197 --> 00:07:24,689 Giving you my mood ring. Aah! 76 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:29,795 A mood ring from the self-obsessed '70s, when everyone was getting in touch with their feelings. 77 00:07:29,872 --> 00:07:32,807 It's for getting in touch with your feelings. 78 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:35,867 - Jade green means you're ultra-intense. - Roll playback. 79 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:39,346 Blue means you're feeling ecstasy. 80 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:43,249 And reddish brown means you need to chug some sangria. Hm! 81 00:07:43,319 --> 00:07:46,117 Oh, it's turned black! 82 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:50,489 That means you're tense, disoriented, harassed. 83 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,085 Maybe these things work after all. 84 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:55,392 Call me, and I'll turn it blue. 85 00:07:55,465 --> 00:07:57,456 Hm! 86 00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:16,341 Al. 87 00:08:22,025 --> 00:08:24,585 Al, would you... 88 00:08:25,595 --> 00:08:28,792 Would you cut that out? Would you get over here, please? 89 00:08:40,343 --> 00:08:42,504 He's a real killer, huh? 90 00:08:43,646 --> 00:08:47,810 His clothes are the killer, and all those gold chains have to go. 91 00:08:47,884 --> 00:08:50,318 That's my brother. 92 00:08:50,386 --> 00:08:52,411 I guess bad taste isn't genetic. 93 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:58,992 Does he usually talk to himself?. 94 00:08:59,062 --> 00:09:01,530 Aw, he's just goofin'. 95 00:09:01,597 --> 00:09:03,997 Every girl I've ever met goes crazy for him. 96 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,058 I'm not every girl. 97 00:09:06,135 --> 00:09:08,126 Really? 98 00:09:10,073 --> 00:09:13,099 What kind of guys do you like? 99 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:15,167 More natural. 100 00:09:15,244 --> 00:09:19,840 You know, jeans, cowboy boots, 101 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:23,647 a blue denim shirt with, uh, pearl buttons. 102 00:09:25,688 --> 00:09:27,815 Really? 103 00:09:29,392 --> 00:09:32,691 That's it. All right. Yeah. Please, cover the floor. 104 00:09:32,762 --> 00:09:35,629 Al, this is worse than anything imaginable. 105 00:09:35,698 --> 00:09:41,364 What're you talkin' about, Sam? You're on the set of a low-budget disaster movie, Disco Inferno, 106 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:45,100 with lights, camera, plenty of action. 107 00:09:45,174 --> 00:09:49,543 You know, I think I saw this movie once on cable. We're talkin' two thumbs down. 108 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:54,515 I'm back in the '70s. Yeah. That was one of the happiest times in my life. 109 00:09:54,584 --> 00:09:58,418 You had disco, swinging singles, hot tubs, EST, 110 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:02,857 uh, mantras, Farrah Fawcett, eh, edible underwear... 111 00:10:02,925 --> 00:10:07,692 The "Me Decade," where everybody had the morality of two dogs in a park. 112 00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:12,099 What're you doin'? What's the matter'? Ah, my mood ring is stuck. 113 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:16,161 Oh, gee. Looks like you're in a bad mood, Sam. 114 00:10:17,173 --> 00:10:20,404 Where am I? Uh, you're in, uh, 115 00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:22,535 Burbank, California, 116 00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:24,876 April 1, 1976. 117 00:10:24,947 --> 00:10:28,747 What, are you tellin' me I'm the butt of some cosmic April Fool's joke? 118 00:10:28,818 --> 00:10:31,343 What does Ziggy say I'm here to figure out? 119 00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:34,752 Al? 120 00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,758 Al! 121 00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:41,263 Oh, uh... Oh, Ziggy, he crashed on us the other night. 122 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,299 Ever since, he's been doin' screwball things, 123 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:47,336 like he put extra zeros on everybody's paycheck. 124 00:10:47,403 --> 00:10:51,567 So half the staff rushed out on vacation. 125 00:10:51,641 --> 00:10:55,907 Why didn't you go? I can't go. I gotta be on standby for you. 126 00:10:55,978 --> 00:10:59,914 Besides, this is like a vacation for me. I always wanted to be in the movies. 127 00:10:59,982 --> 00:11:04,681 Great. That's great. You're starstruck. Al, would you just find out what I'm here to do? 128 00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:07,723 Well, before Ziggy crashed, he did come up with one thing. 129 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,949 In the next two days, uh, 130 00:11:12,028 --> 00:11:15,327 Chris is gonna die. 131 00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:18,966 Chris? 132 00:11:20,536 --> 00:11:24,028 Yeah, Chris. He's your little brother. 133 00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:27,166 He dies? How? I don't know. 134 00:11:27,243 --> 00:11:30,770 Cut it. Cut it, please. Cut it. Well, when? I don't know. 135 00:11:30,846 --> 00:11:32,837 Where? I don't know. 136 00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:35,679 Will you find out? I don't know anything until Ziggy gets fixed. 137 00:11:35,751 --> 00:11:39,881 In the meantime, you just gotta play big brother, uh, for a couple of days. 138 00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:45,121 Make sure Chris doesn't do any stunts or race any fast cars, or, 139 00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:47,355 you know, that he doesn't... 140 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,855 What? 141 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:55,162 Al, I... I have a big brother. 142 00:11:55,238 --> 00:11:59,698 Oh, hmm. I was wondering when you were gonna remember that. 143 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:02,710 Tom. His name is Tom. 144 00:12:02,778 --> 00:12:05,406 How could I forget that I have a brother? 145 00:12:05,481 --> 00:12:08,678 The leap Swiss-cheesed your memory. 146 00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:13,683 I don't remember anything about him. Where is he? What's he doin'? 147 00:12:13,756 --> 00:12:16,156 Sam, you know the rules. 148 00:12:16,225 --> 00:12:20,821 I can't tell you any of that. I don't remember anything. Come on, Al. Help me. 149 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:25,765 Sam, just worry about the little brother down there... who's gonna die... 150 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:28,463 in two days. 151 00:12:36,778 --> 00:12:39,372 Toby? We're ready for you. 152 00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:43,716 Toby? We're... 153 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,713 Uh, we're-we're ready. 154 00:12:56,198 --> 00:12:59,292 Hey, Chad. You're lookin' dy-no-mite. 155 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,142 I ain't gonna let that hack put us all in jeopardy. 156 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:18,483 Hey, you gotta understand this ain't my fault. 157 00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:21,750 We could've finished the show. One more day wouldn't have made a difference. 158 00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:25,020 You want to work for me, do what I say. Otherwise, go to work for someone else. Got it? 159 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:27,789 Got it. Good. 160 00:13:27,863 --> 00:13:30,195 And ease up on the door. He's tryin' really hard. 161 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:34,031 Well, that ain't good enough. One false move in this business you're dead, and you know that. 162 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:37,299 But he won't listen. Maybe if you wouldn't yell. 163 00:13:37,372 --> 00:13:40,000 What do you want me to do, baby him like his mother did? 164 00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:44,273 - Well, I'm-I'm not sayin' that... - What are you sayin'? 165 00:13:44,346 --> 00:13:47,110 You know, just ease up on him a little. 166 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:56,656 Hey, kiddo, gonna wear that frown all day? Come on. Come on. 167 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:59,125 Come on! Come on. Get set. 168 00:13:59,194 --> 00:14:03,494 Gonna beat yourself. Oh-ho! Gotcha! Come here, boy. 169 00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:07,695 Look, Chris, the director in there is dangerous. He takes too many chances. 170 00:14:07,769 --> 00:14:10,795 You gotta trust me on this. You'll get your shot soon enough. I promise. 171 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:13,363 Yeah? When? 172 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:19,143 How about it, Chad? We got that stunt comin'up on Earthquake tomorrow. You think the boy's ready? 173 00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:23,082 - Well... - Come on, Chad. I can do it. 174 00:14:23,151 --> 00:14:27,520 - Uh... - It's your stunt. It's your call. 175 00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:33,590 No. 176 00:14:33,662 --> 00:14:36,756 Chad, you know I'm ready. It's just a little fall. Not this time. 177 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:40,825 - A fall? - Yeah, it's a piece of cake. 178 00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:44,360 Look, I can't give it to you. I'm sorry. Uh, next time. 179 00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,430 That's it. 180 00:14:49,945 --> 00:14:52,675 It's not that tough a gag, Chad. 181 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:58,979 5:30 call tomorrow, boys. Don't be late. 182 00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,045 And I could've got my union card with that stunt. 183 00:15:01,123 --> 00:15:04,752 You'll get it next week. I've been hearin' that for nine months. 184 00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:10,387 Look at these old eight-track tapes. 185 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:12,695 You just bought those. 186 00:15:12,768 --> 00:15:15,965 Yeah, well, they get old pretty fast. 187 00:15:17,239 --> 00:15:22,939 Barry White, the Village People, Donna Summer, Neil Sedaka, Kung Fu Fighting. 188 00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:26,037 Wow. Hey, wait a minute! I'm supposed to drive! 189 00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:31,213 Chris raced back to the marina, with me telling him to slow down the whole way. 190 00:15:31,286 --> 00:15:35,382 He hardly said a thing. Can't say I blame him though. 191 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:40,258 I remember how mad I'd get whenever I thought Tom was bossing me around. 192 00:15:40,328 --> 00:15:44,458 I see now it just comes with the job of being a big brother. 193 00:15:57,946 --> 00:16:00,608 Tom played basketball, high school varsity. 194 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:04,709 He was All-American, Indiana State Championships... 195 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,281 It was 1965... uh, no, '64... 196 00:16:09,357 --> 00:16:11,552 And... 197 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,617 what happened? 198 00:16:14,629 --> 00:16:16,620 I want to remember, 199 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:19,326 but... I'm afraid. 200 00:16:19,401 --> 00:16:22,598 Of what? 201 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:02,237 There's a thing called knocking. You might want to try it sometime. 202 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,050 You're good. 203 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:12,143 Too bad you can't make a living at it. 204 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,211 Why not? 205 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:17,224 I can't play that disco garbage. 206 00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:20,986 Disco's not gonna last forever. 207 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:25,222 I got a feeling it's probably gonna die in a couple of years. 208 00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,961 How do you know? Just a feeling. 209 00:17:29,037 --> 00:17:31,267 Maybe in a couple years those disco maniacs... 210 00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:35,105 will become urban cowboys. 211 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,778 How come you didn't give me my shot? 212 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:44,650 I got my reasons. You know, there's still time. 213 00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:47,449 You can just call Dad and tell him I'm the one who's gonna do it. Chris. Chris. 214 00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:50,252 I'm doing the stunt. 215 00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:55,389 You know, you're some big brother. You're always there when I need ya. 216 00:17:56,398 --> 00:17:58,923 You know, it's funny. Uh, 217 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,366 big brothers sometimes do things that... 218 00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:05,736 little brothers can't quite understand. Like what? 219 00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,900 I knew these two brothers. 220 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:11,071 The older one was a terrific athlete... 221 00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:13,080 Basketball, track, football, the works. 222 00:18:13,148 --> 00:18:17,551 The younger brother was good, too, but his real gift was in physics. 223 00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:21,851 But the kid fought it. You know, he wanted to be just like his big brother. 224 00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,483 But the brother knew. 225 00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:27,892 He pushed that kid to follow his talents, 226 00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:31,161 convinced him to go to MIT. 227 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:35,102 Kid won a Nobel Prize. 228 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,332 Yeah. 229 00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,738 Well, I'm not winnin' any Grammys. 230 00:18:41,743 --> 00:18:44,109 You don't know unless you try. 231 00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:54,554 She showed up! I-I can't believe it! 232 00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:56,921 Shannon, the girl I met on the set today! 233 00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:59,722 Uh, listen, Chad, 234 00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:01,785 do me a favor, will ya? 235 00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:04,024 Just don't hit on her. Why would I hit on her? 236 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,829 Because you hit on everybody. Promise me. 237 00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:10,029 Yeah, okay, I promise. I won't hit on her. 238 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:16,336 Cross my heart. 239 00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:18,402 What heart? 240 00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:24,844 Sandwich. All right. That's acceptable. Okay. 241 00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:30,653 Twelve people said sandwich. All right, Connie: something that people like to bite. 242 00:19:30,725 --> 00:19:32,716 Mmm, the big one. 243 00:19:32,794 --> 00:19:35,786 Bite the big one. All right. 244 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:38,128 - Does our audience bite the big one? - Proceed. 245 00:19:38,199 --> 00:19:40,326 Something you eat with eggs. 246 00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:42,393 Fiberglass. 247 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,633 Okay, Beldar. Very interesting. 248 00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:49,302 You're on quite a roll there, fella... no points, no money. Don't feel bad about it though. 249 00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:52,540 We'll be back tomorrow, and you'll have another chance at the fast money. 250 00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:57,347 Until then, everybody, remember old people are our greatest natural resource. 251 00:19:57,419 --> 00:20:00,149 So check in on one today and push 'em around the block. 252 00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,849 So long, everybody. 253 00:20:02,924 --> 00:20:06,883 - Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. - Oh, this... this next one is great. 254 00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:10,419 Chevy Chase imitates President Ford. 255 00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:12,591 This show is live. 256 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:18,503 - Uh, yeah, but it's also on a three-hour tape delay. - My fellow Americans. 257 00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:21,201 I had a friend back East call me, and he told me about it. 258 00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:23,506 You don't know anybody east of Vegas. 259 00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:27,241 Ford popularity is certainly on a sharp rise here, 260 00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,444 whereas the... 261 00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:39,653 If Ford falls one more time, there's no way he's gonna beat Carter. 262 00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:42,720 Well, what makes you so sure that Carter's gonna win the Democratic nomination? 263 00:20:42,797 --> 00:20:45,095 He won Illinois by 48%. 264 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,363 He's pulling way ahead of Wallace, Jackson and Udall with the delegates. 265 00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:52,002 Well, you-you could be right. 266 00:20:52,073 --> 00:20:56,373 You're sure up on this election. I work for the League of Women Voters at school. 267 00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:58,742 President Ford's speaking on campus in a few weeks. 268 00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:03,216 If you guys want to come, I'll get you special passes. That'd be great. 269 00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:07,083 Since when were you so interested in politics? 270 00:21:08,556 --> 00:21:13,220 Uh, it's always been kind of a special... interest... 271 00:21:13,294 --> 00:21:15,285 Secret... for me. 272 00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:19,094 Chad, the last time you voted was for homecoming king, 273 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:23,126 and you voted for yourself twice. The point is:¡ Do I really know what the issue is? 274 00:21:23,204 --> 00:21:26,298 Relevant, irrelevant, fault, default... These are just hard words. 275 00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:32,446 - Yes, Hank. - I need to get some fresh air. 276 00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:35,677 Take your time out there. 277 00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:42,346 Hi, Sam. 278 00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,416 Al. 279 00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:50,024 Where did you dig up that... costume? 280 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,566 Sam, wake up and smell the '70s. 281 00:21:55,637 --> 00:22:01,132 You're looking at genuine 100% high-grade virgin polyester. 282 00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:04,542 The only thing that got me more women was my space suit. 283 00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:07,547 This comes from the days when I was king. 284 00:22:07,615 --> 00:22:11,483 I had outer space behind me, Star Bright Project ahead of me, 285 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:14,021 and I was a dancing machine. 286 00:22:14,088 --> 00:22:17,990 - You had a purse! - Get outta here! Purse! 287 00:22:18,059 --> 00:22:20,619 This is a man bag. You owned a man bag? 288 00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:23,459 Yeah. My pants were always too tight to carry a wallet, so... 289 00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:26,864 Hey, the women loved it. 290 00:22:28,336 --> 00:22:30,327 Is Ziggy fixed yet? 291 00:22:30,405 --> 00:22:33,340 We're havin' some problems with him. 292 00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:38,846 Uh, right now he's... 293 00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:40,904 Right now he's Japanese. 294 00:22:40,982 --> 00:22:43,382 What? He's Jap... 295 00:22:43,451 --> 00:22:47,547 Well, I mean, he's spitting out everything in Japanese. 296 00:22:47,622 --> 00:22:50,682 That's what you get for feeding him those foreign microchips. 297 00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,158 Al? Yeah? 298 00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:55,219 How was he killed? 299 00:22:56,698 --> 00:22:58,689 Who? 300 00:22:58,766 --> 00:23:01,929 What do you mean, "Who?" Chris. Chris. 301 00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:05,461 - Yeah. - Right. Well, we're checkin' on that. 302 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:09,237 Uh, we know that it happened sometime... 303 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:14,441 in the next two days. Al, this kid has got a future. From what I just heard, it's in music. 304 00:23:14,516 --> 00:23:18,179 - You like the kid, huh? - Well, yeah. 305 00:23:18,253 --> 00:23:22,849 Kind of has that same drive to prove himself that I had with Tom. 306 00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:26,587 You know that Tom talked me into goin'to MIT? 307 00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:30,097 Really? Uh, no. I didn't know that. Yeah. 308 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:32,860 Yeah, I remembered when I was talkin' with Chris. 309 00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:36,461 Hey, tomorrow you're on the Earthquake set. 310 00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:39,564 Chuck Heston, Lorne Greene and... 311 00:23:39,641 --> 00:23:42,041 Ava Gardner. 312 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:47,070 Yeah, I know, Ava Gardner. And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt, and I don't even know what it is. 313 00:23:47,148 --> 00:23:49,309 Wha-What, the stunt? 314 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,252 - Yeah. - Oh, I hear it's-it's just a little fall. 315 00:23:58,326 --> 00:24:01,295 This is a little fall? 316 00:24:01,362 --> 00:24:03,455 Well, for a stuntman. 317 00:24:03,531 --> 00:24:05,965 We're almost ready! 318 00:24:06,034 --> 00:24:10,095 Look, Al, I-I... I don't... I don't think I can do this. 319 00:24:10,171 --> 00:24:12,867 Well, you got to if you wanna leap outta here. 320 00:24:12,941 --> 00:24:14,932 To what, my death? 321 00:24:18,046 --> 00:24:20,537 Hi. 322 00:24:20,615 --> 00:24:23,140 Is that all you have to say, Chad? 323 00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:27,177 Uh... 324 00:24:29,924 --> 00:24:32,358 You don't remember me, do you? 325 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,089 Wrap party, Poseidon Adventure. 326 00:24:36,097 --> 00:24:38,759 I came as a giant clam. You were Aquaman. 327 00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:41,893 I-I'm sor... I don't remember. 328 00:24:45,373 --> 00:24:48,831 Take two. Background. And action! 329 00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:51,936 Maybe you were the flying fish. Hey! 330 00:24:52,013 --> 00:24:54,379 What? 331 00:25:01,222 --> 00:25:03,213 Help! 332 00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:10,353 Al! 333 00:25:12,466 --> 00:25:15,526 Help! 334 00:25:22,242 --> 00:25:24,233 It's Ben! 335 00:25:24,311 --> 00:25:28,907 It's Ben Cartwright! Sam! Look, look! It's Ben Cartwright! 336 00:25:28,982 --> 00:25:33,112 - Al! - Ooh! Step back. 337 00:25:33,187 --> 00:25:38,124 Sam, hang on! Ben Cartwright is gonna save you. I don't believe it! 338 00:25:42,096 --> 00:25:43,586 Uh-oh. 339 00:25:54,274 --> 00:25:57,072 Yeah! Yeah! You looked great! 340 00:25:57,144 --> 00:26:00,602 - That was great. - He did it again, huh? 341 00:26:00,681 --> 00:26:02,979 Yeah. 342 00:26:03,050 --> 00:26:07,612 Not bad. Chad, you okay, guy? 343 00:26:07,688 --> 00:26:09,679 Huh? You okay? 344 00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:12,055 He's clear. Let's flatten the air bag. 345 00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:20,967 Once a screamer, always a screamer. 346 00:26:21,969 --> 00:26:24,028 Don't throw that open! 347 00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:31,541 Get the best boy over here to hook this up. 348 00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:47,622 Look, Chris... I could have done it! Had my card right now! 349 00:26:47,694 --> 00:26:50,424 Is that what you want? Your stuntman's card? 350 00:26:50,497 --> 00:26:54,695 What do you think I've been workin' for all this time? I thought it was your music. 351 00:26:54,768 --> 00:26:57,862 Music! What in the hell you talkin' about? Music's just for kicks. 352 00:26:57,938 --> 00:27:00,338 Look, what I heard last night wasn't for kicks. 353 00:27:00,407 --> 00:27:04,366 Yeah, right. Can you see me telling Dad I'm gonna be a musician? 354 00:27:04,445 --> 00:27:07,642 Dad? Come on. It's your life, not his. 355 00:27:07,714 --> 00:27:12,276 Listen to you! What've you been doin' the last few years? 356 00:27:12,352 --> 00:27:14,946 Yeah, well, that... that's me. 357 00:27:15,022 --> 00:27:19,891 I mean, uh, it's-it's what I love to do, but it isn't you. You've been playing guitar. 358 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,454 Look, you wanna make Dad proud? Then do what you do best. 359 00:27:24,531 --> 00:27:27,898 It'll take a lot more courage than jumping off buildings. 360 00:27:30,137 --> 00:27:33,402 Yeah. But what do I know about the music business? 361 00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:39,311 By the dark of the moon 362 00:27:42,282 --> 00:27:45,410 But there came an early snow 363 00:27:45,486 --> 00:27:50,423 Mort Greenblatt. He's the A&R V.P. on our country and western label. 364 00:27:50,491 --> 00:27:54,188 Hm! The only Texas cowpoke ever born in Brooklyn. 365 00:27:56,263 --> 00:28:00,427 He's kind of a sleaze-ball, but he can make things happen. 366 00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:05,097 Thank you for doin' this for Chris. Oh, I didn't do it for Chris. 367 00:28:07,441 --> 00:28:10,706 See you Saturday. 368 00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:12,506 We'll be ridin' 369 00:28:12,579 --> 00:28:14,843 Wild... 370 00:28:14,915 --> 00:28:20,444 fire 371 00:28:28,462 --> 00:28:31,226 Where's Dad? Don't worry. He'll be here. 372 00:28:31,298 --> 00:28:33,289 He's up next. 373 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,927 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 374 00:28:36,003 --> 00:28:39,769 But there came an early snow 375 00:28:41,475 --> 00:28:46,469 - Dad? - There's a hoot owl howlin' outside my window now 376 00:28:46,547 --> 00:28:50,381 Dad. Hey, big time. 377 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:53,112 How long have you been in here? 378 00:28:53,186 --> 00:28:55,177 About a six-pack. 379 00:28:56,456 --> 00:29:00,483 Come on. Chris is on. I can hear him just fine from here. 380 00:29:00,561 --> 00:29:03,724 All he wants is to make you proud of him. Oh, I am proud. 381 00:29:03,797 --> 00:29:07,665 Then show him. Go in there where he can see you. 382 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:12,262 We'll be ridin' Wildfire 383 00:29:12,339 --> 00:29:15,308 Why are you doin' this? 384 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:18,344 What have you got against him? 385 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,314 He got born weak. 386 00:29:22,382 --> 00:29:26,580 What? Weak. Premature. 387 00:29:26,653 --> 00:29:29,053 After your mom and I split, 388 00:29:29,122 --> 00:29:31,750 she raised him all wrong. 389 00:29:31,825 --> 00:29:34,157 I'm gonna make a man out of him. 390 00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:39,823 That's great, Dad. 391 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:43,028 Next up is a young man from Montana, 392 00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:45,333 just been out to Hollywood less than a year. 393 00:29:45,405 --> 00:29:47,771 Please welcome to the stage Chris Stone! 394 00:30:04,891 --> 00:30:09,954 Summer nights fallin' around my shoulder 395 00:30:11,498 --> 00:30:17,130 Oh, the desert wind blowin' across my mind 396 00:30:18,872 --> 00:30:24,310 Hold me tight out on the borderline 397 00:30:25,312 --> 00:30:28,804 It's a long way there down a one-way trail 398 00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:32,750 To the love that I left behind 399 00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:37,747 Out of sight Can't see past you and me 400 00:30:37,824 --> 00:30:40,486 I'm haunted like a wanted man 401 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:45,862 Out of mind Don't think I can take another night alone 402 00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:51,668 Ah, out of time Too late, my mistake 403 00:30:51,738 --> 00:30:54,571 But you gotta understand 404 00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:59,977 I've been dealin'with the pain oflovin'you the best I can 405 00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:06,714 And I'm just another stranger lookin'for the promised land 406 00:31:08,455 --> 00:31:12,221 Oh, yeah Can't see past you and me 407 00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,988 I'm haunted like a wanted man 408 00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:19,897 Out of mind Don't think I can take another night alone 409 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:26,132 Hey, out of time Too late, my mistake 410 00:31:26,206 --> 00:31:29,073 But what you gotta understand 411 00:31:29,142 --> 00:31:34,170 I've been dealin'with the pain oflovin'you the best I can 412 00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:41,113 And I'm just another stranger lookin' for the promised land 413 00:31:44,124 --> 00:31:46,718 All right, Chris! 414 00:31:52,699 --> 00:31:57,102 Ow! That was Chris Stone, a young man who's gonna go far! 415 00:31:58,205 --> 00:32:00,673 All right! Excellent. 416 00:32:10,817 --> 00:32:13,615 Well, what'd you think? 417 00:32:18,725 --> 00:32:20,886 I think you're wastin' your time. 418 00:32:22,129 --> 00:32:24,723 Oh, come on, Dad. He was good tonight. Everybody loved him. 419 00:32:24,798 --> 00:32:29,462 You know, he got more applause tonight than I did on my stunt this morning. Chad, forget it. He doesn't care, okay? 420 00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:31,902 Oh, come on. Did I hurt your feelings, kid? 421 00:32:31,972 --> 00:32:36,136 Come on. Put up your dukes. Come on, come on. Don't you wanna box with your old man? 422 00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:38,803 Take it easy, take it easy. Don't worry. Just playin' around. Afraid I'll whup ya? 423 00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:42,337 - If I'd have raised you instead of your mom, you'd be... - Chris! 424 00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:48,587 Ohh. 425 00:32:48,655 --> 00:32:51,317 The boy do know how to punch, doesn't he? 426 00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:53,916 Lucky for him that you was holdin' me. 427 00:32:53,994 --> 00:32:56,827 Lucky for you he only threw one. 428 00:33:03,804 --> 00:33:06,329 Yeah, hello? 429 00:33:06,406 --> 00:33:08,874 Yeah, Rick, it's Chris Stone. 430 00:33:08,942 --> 00:33:11,911 Hey, man, you don't call the director at home. 431 00:33:11,978 --> 00:33:15,846 Look, I know my dad quit on you, but you got anybody for the fire stunt tomorrow? 432 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:18,646 Huh! Babe, I don't have a Stone. 433 00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:22,383 You got one now. 434 00:33:27,928 --> 00:33:29,919 Chris? 435 00:33:35,969 --> 00:33:37,960 Chris? 436 00:33:53,587 --> 00:33:55,578 Cute kids. 437 00:33:56,723 --> 00:34:01,626 Al, look, I gotta get outta here. 438 00:34:01,695 --> 00:34:07,224 There's somethin' about this leap that's drivin' me crazy. I mean, I don't even know what it is. 439 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:11,100 - Chris givin' you a hard time? - No matter what I tell him, you know, he won't listen. 440 00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:14,231 Well, sometimes it's tough bein' a big brother. 441 00:34:14,307 --> 00:34:17,140 Yeah, now I know how Tom felt. 442 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:20,475 I always thought he was putting me down... You know, trying to tell me what to do. 443 00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:24,677 But by the time I figured out he was just lookin' out for me, it was too late, because he... 444 00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:31,914 Tom's dead, isn't he? 445 00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,219 Come on, Al. 446 00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:41,490 Yeah. 447 00:34:42,502 --> 00:34:44,663 He was killed in Vietnam. 448 00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:02,353 That's one part of your memory I was hoping you wouldn't get back. 449 00:35:29,349 --> 00:35:31,340 No date? 450 00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:36,287 What? Well, you're usually droppin' off some skirt this early in the morning. 451 00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:40,191 Look, Chris didn't come home last night. I was hoping he came by here. 452 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,956 What for? To admire the damage? 453 00:35:43,029 --> 00:35:45,020 I'm worried about him. 454 00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:49,535 Well, if I know my boys, he's out with that little brunette. He'll be home in a couple of days. 455 00:35:49,602 --> 00:35:53,060 What makes you so sure he'll come back? 456 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:55,733 What the hell else is he gonna do, be a musician? Why not? 457 00:35:55,809 --> 00:35:59,870 I thought we went all through this last night. No, we didn't settle it. Chris was great. 458 00:35:59,946 --> 00:36:03,382 Sure, he was good. Well, he needed to hear that from you. 459 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:06,248 Look, that don't mean that I want him to go and ruin his life. Yeah, but don't you see? 460 00:36:06,319 --> 00:36:09,345 That's exactly what you're doing by forcing him to become a stuntman. 461 00:36:12,726 --> 00:36:15,126 I don't know. 462 00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:19,029 You know, sometimes I find myself doing the same thing to Chris that my daddy did to me. 463 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,132 I can't seem to stop myself. 464 00:36:24,137 --> 00:36:28,801 Your granddaddy was a stuntman so I became a stuntman, because I had to prove to him that I could do it. 465 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,503 And I did. 466 00:36:31,578 --> 00:36:36,447 I don't know. I guess... I guess provin' things is in the old Stone blood, huh? 467 00:36:40,487 --> 00:36:44,514 Like Chris proving he has to do that fire stunt. 468 00:36:47,861 --> 00:36:50,091 Come on. I don't care. Just wire it... 469 00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:54,065 Rick, here's your coffee. I don't have time to do anything like that. 470 00:36:54,134 --> 00:36:57,297 Ugh! Yo, uh, Hoss. 471 00:36:57,370 --> 00:36:59,361 Come here. Yes, sir? 472 00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:02,840 I tell you three lumps of sugar? Three. I mean, you get that, right? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. 473 00:37:02,909 --> 00:37:05,969 I mean, you understand that? Good. Then do it. Okay? Yeah, I understand. 474 00:37:06,046 --> 00:37:10,346 All right. You got it. Geez, who do I gotta sleep with to get a decent cup of coffee around here? 475 00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,443 Chris, babe! You made it. 476 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,354 And, uh, you brought us a cheerleader, huh? Uh, no. This is Shannon. 477 00:37:17,424 --> 00:37:19,585 Hey, nice to meet you, sweet-face. 478 00:37:19,659 --> 00:37:23,595 Now, listen, we're gonna be up for you in about 10 minutes, man. Hit wardrobe. Hang tight. Let's go. 479 00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:26,393 You, come on. Let's go. All right. Let's... Everybody, let's go! 480 00:37:26,466 --> 00:37:30,334 Time is money! I have to say it again? All right. Come on. This is a difficult stunt. 481 00:37:30,403 --> 00:37:33,099 Chris, are you sure you want to do this? 482 00:37:33,173 --> 00:37:35,471 What do you mean? I don't know. 483 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:38,705 I mean, shouldn't your father be here to check this out or something? 484 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:40,905 Look, I already checked it out, okay? 485 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,971 What about your brother? 486 00:37:43,049 --> 00:37:45,677 He told me to do whatever I wanted to do. 487 00:37:45,752 --> 00:37:47,743 So I am, all right? 488 00:37:55,295 --> 00:37:57,456 Come on. Take me up! 489 00:37:57,530 --> 00:37:59,760 Let's go. Be careful. 490 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:03,860 Okay. Uh, what's his... What's his name? Chris! 491 00:38:03,937 --> 00:38:08,374 Chris, look, as you run there'll be some more squib hits on the wall. 492 00:38:08,441 --> 00:38:12,241 Okay, as you run across there'll be a flash-pot blows up, 493 00:38:12,312 --> 00:38:15,338 forcing you over to here, which is where you hit the mini-tramp. 494 00:38:15,415 --> 00:38:18,009 And that's where the big explosion takes place, okay? 495 00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:20,780 You fly over the ledge; you crash down on the boxes. 496 00:38:20,854 --> 00:38:23,322 You got it? Huh? 497 00:38:23,389 --> 00:38:26,517 Good. All right. Come on. Take me down. 498 00:38:26,593 --> 00:38:29,323 Come on. I hate this thing. Let's go, let's go, people! 499 00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:33,354 We're an hour behind. Come on! Rick, Rick, shouldn't we, uh, get a rehearsal first? 500 00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:36,596 Ah, hell with it. We'll shoot the rehearsal, all right? We are ready! 501 00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:40,002 Come on! I said, we're gonna shoot the rehearsal! Let's go! We're gonna shoot the rehearsal! 502 00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:42,234 Come on. Can I get off of this thing? Yeah. 503 00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:46,635 All right. Come on. Positions! Let's go! 504 00:38:46,713 --> 00:38:51,047 - Okay, come on, come on, come on. Stand by to roll cameras. Ready, special effects. - Stand by to roll! 505 00:38:51,117 --> 00:38:53,915 - Ready, Chris, babe? - Yes, sir. 506 00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:56,421 Background, stand by! Quiet on the set! 507 00:38:56,489 --> 00:38:59,890 - Roll cameras. - "A" camera rolling. 508 00:39:07,133 --> 00:39:09,101 And... action! 509 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:12,934 Hey, Chad! 510 00:39:19,412 --> 00:39:22,677 What happened? 511 00:39:24,684 --> 00:39:28,245 - Chris! - Go! Get out, get out! Move it! 512 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,787 Come on! Aah! 513 00:39:29,855 --> 00:39:32,847 Chris! Chris! 514 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:36,691 Chris! Chris is in there! Dad, get back! 515 00:39:36,762 --> 00:39:38,753 I gotta get him out! I know. 516 00:39:38,831 --> 00:39:41,061 Let go of me! Dad, I'll find him. 517 00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:45,092 Come on, guys. Take him out. Don't! Let me go! 518 00:39:45,171 --> 00:39:47,401 Let me go! 519 00:39:48,574 --> 00:39:51,975 Sam, I found Chris! You can't get through this way! Go around! 520 00:39:56,182 --> 00:40:00,312 I can't see. I can't see anything. 521 00:40:00,386 --> 00:40:04,152 - I'm over here. Follow my voice. - Keep talkin'. 522 00:40:04,223 --> 00:40:07,818 I'm right here. Keep comin'straight. 523 00:40:07,893 --> 00:40:10,919 I can't see you. I'm right over here. 524 00:40:16,435 --> 00:40:18,426 Al. 525 00:40:19,472 --> 00:40:22,635 Get outta the way! Get out of the way! 526 00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:27,506 His leg is pinned. Hurry up, Sam! 527 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,580 Hurry, Sam. Come on! You gotta hurry up! 528 00:40:39,158 --> 00:40:42,355 You got him. Now, pull him outta there! 529 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:49,296 Come on, Sam. Al! Lead us outta here. We're dyin' in here! 530 00:40:49,368 --> 00:40:52,394 This way, Sam! This way! 531 00:40:52,471 --> 00:40:55,872 Come on! You can do it! We're comin'. 532 00:41:16,762 --> 00:41:19,890 Thank God you showed up. I can't believe it. I want you to... Oh! 533 00:41:19,965 --> 00:41:22,525 What the hell was that for? 534 00:41:26,272 --> 00:41:28,502 Check his leg. 535 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:32,506 I think it's broken. 536 00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:41,245 Looks like I got my stunt card, huh, Dad? 537 00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:54,355 Oh, look! 538 00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:59,336 You were exposed to all that heat, but your mood ring's bright blue. 539 00:41:59,405 --> 00:42:01,566 You know what that means? 540 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:05,107 I guess I'm in a good mood. 541 00:42:05,177 --> 00:42:09,614 - Get it! Get it! Ohh! - Get it in to the... Get it, get it! Ohh! 542 00:42:09,682 --> 00:42:12,947 Come on. You gotta get those offensive boards. 543 00:42:13,018 --> 00:42:15,782 Great defensive move there. 102-79. Just listen to the hand that they're getting. 544 00:42:15,855 --> 00:42:19,120 Doesn't look good. Does not look good, Dad. 545 00:42:19,191 --> 00:42:21,523 My pocket's gettin' full already. Another beer? You bet. 546 00:42:21,594 --> 00:42:24,757 Great defensive play. 547 00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:29,563 Did you see that? He missed another one! Why do they keep passin'it to this guy? Another one. 548 00:42:29,635 --> 00:42:31,796 Come on! Get it in the key! Come on! 549 00:42:31,871 --> 00:42:33,964 He starts to drive, plays it off to Gibbons, and he scores! 550 00:42:35,474 --> 00:42:38,272 Oh! Al. 551 00:42:38,344 --> 00:42:40,972 Hi, Sam. How's it goin', pal? 552 00:42:41,046 --> 00:42:44,038 You tell me. Why haven't I leaped? Get it! 553 00:42:44,116 --> 00:42:47,574 - Well, Ziggy's workin' on that. - What's your rush? 554 00:42:47,653 --> 00:42:50,713 Things seem to be lookin' up here. 555 00:42:50,789 --> 00:42:53,257 Come on, come on! Oh, I-I don't know. 556 00:42:53,325 --> 00:42:56,886 I just, um... just feel a little homesick, that's all. 557 00:42:56,962 --> 00:42:59,829 You know, sometimes I can't help but think about... 558 00:42:59,899 --> 00:43:03,335 Well, you know I hope that maybe I'll leap all the way back. 559 00:43:05,004 --> 00:43:07,063 Uh, forward, you mean. 560 00:43:07,139 --> 00:43:09,573 Yeah, well, I don't even remember... 561 00:43:09,642 --> 00:43:13,408 where I lived, or, you know, who my friends were or if I had a dog or... 562 00:43:13,479 --> 00:43:15,640 No. You don't have a dog. 563 00:43:18,550 --> 00:43:21,576 Well, you know, just sometimes you kind of feel alone, that's all. 564 00:43:21,654 --> 00:43:23,986 What do you mean, you're alone? 565 00:43:24,056 --> 00:43:28,152 I mean, it's not much, but you got me. 566 00:43:30,162 --> 00:43:32,153 Uh, Sam... 567 00:43:33,165 --> 00:43:36,100 Sam, uh, I... I shouldn't do this, but... 568 00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:38,136 here. 569 00:43:43,242 --> 00:43:45,608 It's Tom and me. 570 00:43:51,050 --> 00:43:53,109 Oh. I'm sorry, uh... 571 00:43:57,089 --> 00:43:59,717 I promise I'll save this for you. 572 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:04,152 Thanks, Al. 573 00:44:06,598 --> 00:44:09,226 Come on. Don't you want to watch the game? 574 00:44:16,809 --> 00:44:19,471 Jump shot! 575 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,871 - What happened? - It's over. 576 00:44:23,949 --> 00:44:26,918 This thing is drivin' me nuts. You'll get it off soon enough. 577 00:44:28,988 --> 00:44:31,013 And then what? 578 00:44:31,090 --> 00:44:34,526 He's got his card. He'll come to work for us. 579 00:44:34,593 --> 00:44:36,891 What about his music? 580 00:44:36,962 --> 00:44:40,056 He's real good, Mr. Stone. Real good. 581 00:44:42,101 --> 00:44:45,036 Well, yeah, I guess he's okay for a stuntman. 582 00:44:45,104 --> 00:44:50,007 Uh! Look, no offense, Chris, but... 583 00:44:50,075 --> 00:44:54,944 - he shouldn't be a stuntman any more than... - We now switch to a live broadcast of the president... 584 00:44:55,014 --> 00:44:59,610 Heh! Gerald Ford. Look, Chris's future is in his music. 585 00:44:59,685 --> 00:45:03,212 - Now you know the future. - Sam. 586 00:45:03,288 --> 00:45:06,018 I... Sam, I remember this. 587 00:45:06,091 --> 00:45:10,255 - He trips at the bottom of the stairs. - In good spirits after their flight, 588 00:45:10,329 --> 00:45:13,389 waving to the crowd of some 600 spectators. Uh, yeah. 589 00:45:13,465 --> 00:45:16,127 Dad, I do know the future. 590 00:45:16,201 --> 00:45:19,762 - Ford's gonna trip down those stairs. - No, no. Not again. 591 00:45:19,838 --> 00:45:25,401 - No way you know what he's gonna do. This is live. - I'll bet you Chris's future I do. 592 00:45:25,477 --> 00:45:28,537 - What? - That's brilliant, Sam, brilliant. 593 00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:34,280 I say that Ford's gonna trip down these stairs. And if I'm right, you get behind Chris becoming a musician. 594 00:45:36,188 --> 00:45:39,157 - And if you're wrong? - I get behind him becoming a stuntman. 595 00:45:39,224 --> 00:45:43,456 - Wait a minute. This is my future we're... - Relax. Trust me. I know what I'm doin'. 596 00:45:44,563 --> 00:45:47,464 You're on, bud. 597 00:45:51,869 --> 00:45:54,538 You sure this is where he trips? 598 00:45:55,605 --> 00:45:57,202 Ehh, pretty sure. 599 00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:00,106 Thank you, Linda. You think we should include this unofficial information? 600 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,941 - Well... Oh, just a minute. They're coming down the stairs now... 601 00:46:03,015 --> 00:46:05,245 to great applause from the spectators, and... 602 00:46:05,317 --> 00:46:08,013 Oop! 603 00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:12,254 What a memory, huh? What a memory! 604 00:46:12,324 --> 00:46:17,694 - It looks like he'll be okay. - Uh, Linda, do you have visual of the president at this time? 605 00:46:38,283 --> 00:46:42,310 Oh, my God. I'm Popeye! 606 00:46:53,799 --> 00:46:58,759 Summer nights fallin' around my shoulder 607 00:47:00,439 --> 00:47:06,071 The desert wind blowin' across my mind 608 00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:13,216 Hold me tight out on the borderline 609 00:47:14,219 --> 00:47:17,746 It's a long way there down a one-way trail 610 00:47:17,823 --> 00:47:21,657 To the love that I left behind 611 00:47:22,661 --> 00:47:26,688 Out of sight Can't see past you and me 612 00:47:26,765 --> 00:47:29,165 I'm haunted like a wanted man 613 00:47:29,234 --> 00:47:33,671 Out of time Too late, my mistake 614 00:47:33,739 --> 00:47:36,708 But you gotta understand 615 00:47:36,775 --> 00:47:41,474 I've been dealin' with the pain of lovin' you the best I can 616 00:47:43,549 --> 00:47:48,714 And I'm just another stranger lookin' for the promised land