Theorizing that one could time-travel
within his own lifetime,
Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator
and vanished.
He woke to find himself trapped in the past,
facing mirror images that were not his own,
and driven by an unknown force
to change history for the better.
His only guide on this journey is Al,
an observer from his own time
who appears in the form of a hologram
that only Sam can see and hear.
And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life,
striving to put right what once went wrong,
and hoping each time that his next leap
will be the leap home.
Gordon? Gordon?
Gordon, will you listen to me? Are you there, Gordon?
Listen, will you pick up the phone and talk to me? Right now.
Oh, God, please help, help!
Someone help me, please! Please!
I'm being kidnapped! He's my ex-husband.
He's gonna kill me! Please! Please!
Ex-husband? What?
- What are you... - Let her go, boy!
Gordon? Oh, boy.
Looks like we done caught us a kidnapper.
You think maybe there's a reward out for him?
There should be.
What he done to me is criminal.
You're not in any danger, and I'm not a criminal.
Will you let me go?
No! He'll kill me!
I'm not going to kill you. Liar!
He's been threatening me for years.
When... when he wasn't trying to beat me.
I don't know what I would've done
if you two handsome gentlemen hadn't come along and rescued me.
Yeah. It's a pleasure, ma'am.
Look, I'm sure there's...
I'm sure that there's been some mistake.
Pipe down, wife beater!
You're the one who made a...
We'll get the Sheriff.
No, I don't want to cause any trouble.
We don't allow such treatment here.
If... if you'd just be so kind as to reach into that pocket
and grab that key... No, the other one.
What's this?
Oh, p-p-please just get the key!
It says here it's an arrest warrant.
Well, that's a phony.
Who's it for? It's for her.
I'm telling you it's fake!
Says here you're wanted by the authorities in Arkansas for...
Embezzlement? She's a... a crook!
What do you know?
She's a fugitive from justice.
Well, that makes you, uh, one of them, uh...
What d'you call it, uh, law, uh, uh...
Bounty hunter!
Yeah, a bounty hunter! Bounty hunter?
What'd you do, grow up around a nuclear reactor?
Well, I guess you gentlemen can let me go now.
Hey, we're real sorry, mister.
Yeah, well...
Looks like you're going to jail, little lady.
Oh, that's what you think.
Come on, Bill.
Gordon?
What are you doing?
Will you cut it out?
What is all... Gordon, will you please get on the phone?
This is Sheriff Michaels.
Gordon, will you listen to me? Gordon?
Yeah? Operator?
This is not the doggone operator, it's Sheriff Michaels.
You had me worried, boy.
Tell him we'll meet him at the station. Right.
I'll meet you at the bus station.
W-W-Wait, w-w-w-which one?
The Decatur bus station.
L-Look, uh, are you sure you're okay?
I... I can call the local sheriff.
No, no. I'm fine. I...
Okay, Decatur bus station.
We'll be there.
Not according to Ziggy.
Pretend you're still talking on the phone.
That way, we can talk.
This is terrible. I've been beat up, kicked...
Wimp.
What am I doing here?
You're Gordon O'Reilly, bounty.
Hunt... bou... hunt... hunt...
Bounty hunter. Oh, you're a bounty hunter!
I know.
And that's Diane Frost, who...
Come on, come on, hurry up. My feet hurts.
Caramba!
What?
She looks exactly like Maxine,
my fifth... Fifth? Yeah, fifth wife.
Did I ever tell you how I met her?
It was in a tattoo parlor in Jersey City, she was getting a...
Al. Al!
Ah, oh, sorry.
Uh, I don't believe this!
What?
Well, this Diane was arrested
for forging her boss's name to $1 million worth of checks.
She jumped bail and went on the lam for four days.
She... she looks so innocent.
And you're the... you're the third bounty hunter on this case.
What happened to the other two?
Well, the first one's got a dislocated shoulder from falling off a cliff.
And the other one is in the Fort Worth General Hospital
in a body cast.
Accidents happen.
Doesn't sound like an accident to me.
Well, the good news is that both of them heal their wounds
and they go on to lead an... an almost full life.
Almost?
Yeah. And... and your job is to make sure that she doesn't escape.
So far, so good.
Al, this is a very dangerous woman.
What, this dainty little thing here?
Yeah. Ow!
Get out of here. You can handle her.
Hurry up. The sun is giving me liver spots.
Now, as soon as Ziggy gets more data on Maxine, I'll...
I mean Diane, uh, I'll be back.
In the meantime, get her on the bus to Decatur.
Bye, I love you.
Hi, ma'am.
Hi.
Not so fast!
Will you cut it?
Oh, mercy!
I'm really sorry, ma'am. It was an accident.
I... Really, I'm sorry. What are you doing?
Hey, bub.
Couldn't help but notice that trouble follows you around.
Over there, and now here.
Yeah, you're telling me.
If there's any commotion,
I'll throw you off. You got it?
Yes, sir.
Don't worry, sir, I... I won't give him any more trouble.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I'm... I'm sorry.
I behaved badly.
I guess I deserve what's coming to me.
Y'all have to change buses...
Have a nice trip.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
I have this thing about buses.
Yeah, okay all right.
They make me sick. I need fresh air.
That's just too much, okay?
That's just too much.
Wait a minute. Wait, uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh...
Get some air. There, okay? Better?
Go take her to the bathroom.
Please. Please.
You just... you just stay by the window there, get some air,
and I'm gonna go take a little walk.
Stretch my legs, you know. You okay?
I'm feeling better already.
I don't believe it.
Okay, I...
Hi, Sam.
This way.
Now, listen, Al...
Maxine, Maxine, Maxine.
Do you mind?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Maxine.
Her name is Diane, not Maxine.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I know that.
Her resemblance to Maxine just blows my mind.
What else have you found out?
Well, uh, Diane is innocent and... and you have to clear her name.
And that's what Ziggy said?
Uh, that's the way I interpret the data.
Al, just tell me what Ziggy said.
Ah, he says there's a 99.9% chance
that Diane stole the money.
I knew it!
But she's innocent, just like Maxine.
Maxine?
Yeah, the reason I divorced my wife, Maxine,
was because I was 99.9% sure
that she was cheating on me with another guy.
And a Marine.
Oh, and don't tell me.
After you got divorced from her,
you found out that she was innocent.
Yeah, she was. And so is Diane.
That is the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Sam
I can see it in her eyes.
You do not.
You may feel it in your loins but you definitely do not see it in her eyes.
Sam! What?
I feel it in my loins.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Sam, Ziggy says tonight you and Diane get killed.
How?
Well, the official history
is that she shot Gordon,
uh, that's you, Yeah?
...and then she was running away, and she got killed trying to escape.
But that doesn't make sense.
She doesn't seem the cold killer type.
That shows how much you know.
Yeah, but she must have been framed.
Al, I don't care. I don't have time to find out.
I got to get her to the Decatur sheriff before she kills me.
Now, will you excuse me?
OK, fine. I'll get out of here. See you.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, watch my hat.
Just go to sleep. I'm sorry.
Come on. Sorry, sir.
No... no... no... no... no! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What did you do that for?
Get your hands off him! He was right!
About what?
He said any man with a head that fat and a wife that ugly
doesn't deserve such a nice hat.
No, no, no, no. I didn't say that...
Hey, there's a man back here molesting an old woman!
Hey, what's that racket back there?
Pipe down!
I thought I told you to knock it off!
Who started this?
This is great.
Sure is.
You want to throw my hat, too?
I'm stuck out here in the middle of nowhere
handcuffed to a woman who wants to kill me
and my best friend is trying to work through guilt
about his fifth wife.
What?
Can life get any worse than this?
It's freezing.
Take my jacket.
I don't want your jacket.
Don't argue with me about it. If you're freezing, you're freezing.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Must be an old abandoned stable or something.
No kidding.
You get an advanced degree to do this job?
As a matter of fact, yes, I did.
Was it one of those mail-order deals?
Have you always been this mean?
No, just recently.
My luck.
Look, I haven't slept in a week.
I'm tired and wet.
I'm only human.
That's a matter of opinion.
I guess I deserved that.
Yeah, I guess you did.
You think that doesn't hurt?
That I don't have feelings?
No, I didn't...
Well, you're wrong. I am a woman, damn it, and I feel things.
Like your hand next to mine.
Well, it's handcuffs, you know? I mean, it's nothing.
It's just, uh, handcuffs. Is it?
On the bus I felt your leg rubbing against me.
Now, come on, I fell... I fell asleep.
Well, we were crammed like sardines in there,
and... and I probably just...
Don't pretend you don't feel something, too.
What I feel is... is m-my skin crawling.
The way you watch me...
Come on, you're my prisoner.
You make me feel so vulnerable.
You got the gun and the handcuffs.
It's the middle of the night.
We're all alone.
If I were to cry out for help, nobody would help me.
But I wouldn't cry out.
For help, that is.
No!
What?
I'm gonna put you on this end of the barn, and I'm going on the other.
Did you think I was stupid enough to fall for that, huh?
Gordon. Gordon.
Look, come on, I don't...
You're so predictable!
I'm predictable?
Well, I'm gonna predict that you're gonna spend the next 15 to 20 years
in the state pen! Don't bet the farm on it!
Are you okay? Gordon?
What am I doing?
Sam, what are you doing down there?
This is no time to take a snooze.
Hurry up and get up. She's trying to get away!
Look, look, she's trying to get out the door!
Oh, it's locked. Hurry up, Sam.
Look, here she comes! Grab her, grab her, grab...
Grab her, grab her!
Look, she's going up the ladder, Sam!
Sam! Oh, wait, I got an idea!
Pull the ladder away from there,
and then she's gonna be stuck up on top.
Rats!
She's trying the windows. They don't work.
As she comes down the ladder, you'll be able to catch her.
Here she comes. Catch her, get her, get her!
Hurry, Sam!
Oh, man!
What is this stuff?
Manure.
Boy, I'm glad I'm a hologram, and I don't have to smell you.
You must really reek.
I stink.
You can say that again.
You stink.
You don't think you overdid it on the ropes around her?
No, I don't.
My nose itches. It's killing me!
Good.
Al, I've been lied to, punched, kicked,
thrown off a bus, flipped, kicked again, and knocked out,
and the worst thing is,
I can't breathe around my own self.
This is the leap from hell. When will it end?
I've never seen you act so weird.
Weird? Yeah, you're fighting all the time with her,
just like I used to fight with... with Max...
Maxine? Oh, don't tell me.
Bingo! I got it! What?
You're falling for her, big time.
Get out of town!
Admit it. You're falling in love with her.
That's ridiculous.
In love with her? I can't stand the sight of her.
I can't stand the sight of you.
She wants to kill me.
It's a textbook example of love,
and you are in the first stage: Denial.
First stage?
There are five stages of love.
The first is denial, then the second is sex,
then there's acceptance, then there's divorce
and then there's more sex, if you're lucky.
Who wrote this textbook, you or Zsa Zsa?
Well, it's not a book,
it's... it's a theory of mine, and it's a darn good one, too.
And in my estimation, you are on the verge of the second stage.
Sex?
Ha!
Please.
See? She wants it, too.
Al, I don't want to talk about this anymore, okay?
We're stuck here tonight, but tomorrow we're gonna hitchhike
to the nearest town, I'll call the Decatur sheriff
and have him come and take her away.
Don't do it, Sam.
Don't do what?
Don't turn her in.
Don't start.
Sam, I'm right about this. Don't start.
I can feel it in my gut.
My gut, plus the bump on my head, and the cracks in my ribs
tell me that she's guilty!
Now unless you come up with hard-line proof
then Ziggy, for the first time in his life,
is right about this, and she belongs in jail.
You are wrong. Oh, Al, I'm not...
You're wrong about all of this,
and I'm gonna prove it to you.
Okay, fine, go ahead. Prove me wrong.
Okay, I will.
You want to sleep in your chair or in the hay?
Hay.
Hey! Oh, come on!
Don't do this, Gordon.
Don't leave me tied up like this.
Even though it kind of seems like I'm a ruthless criminal,
I just want you to know that I didn't steal that money.
Right.
Rodney, my boss,
he was running this phony gold-share scheme.
He knew I was on to him.
I was framed.
I'm really innocent.
Yeah, well, that's something for a judge and jury to decide.
In Decatur, Rodney owns the judge and jury.
Yeah, well, okay.
So now I know.
Good night.
Night.
Here you go.
Thanks.
You threw them off?
Section 503P of the regulation book.
If it looks like I'm gonna die, I can throw people off,
don't matter where.
Damn!
Simmer down, Rodney. It wasn't his fault.
He was just doing his job.
That's right.
Y'all have a good day.
Much obliged.
Sheriff, that woman's got a million dollars of my money
stashed away somewhere.
I know that.
Well, she'd do anything to eliminate that bounty hunter
to get to my money.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was in Rio de Janeiro by now.
Well, that seems a little far to go in one night.
Probably just got a little sidetracked, that's all.
They'll show up. You just give them a couple of hours.
Are you just gonna sit here and do nothing?
No, no, no. I... I was thinking about getting a haircut.
What do you think, just... just a little off the sides?
Sheriff... Oh, all right, all right.
I'll ask Florence to call down to the Arkansas State Police.
Thank you.
Then you and I are gonna get some breakfast.
This is Sheriff Michaels, Florence. Do you read me?
I read you, Sheriff, loud and clear.
Oh, well. Here comes another one.
It's the handcuffs. No one will pick us up if they see them.
All right, I'm gonna take them off.
But don't even think about bolting.
Frankly, I don't have the strength.
I didn't get any sleep last night, thanks to you.
Me?
Do you know that you grind your teeth when you sleep?
I thought I was in a saw mill.
Well, you snore.
I thought I was sleeping next to the hogs.
That's what my mama says.
Oh, we both smell like hogs.
What I wouldn't give for a shower.
You live with your mother?
Yeah, the last couple of years,
after my daddy had a stroke, she needed some help.
Here comes another one.
You've never done this before, have you?
Huh?
Oh, yeah. I used to...
That's what I thought.
Maybe there's something wrong with my thumb.
It has nothing to do with your thumb.
It's your style, it's your charisma,
it's the way you present yourself that says:
"I am worthy of a ride to the next town."
Are you kidding me? Charisma?
Seriously.
Like you would know about charisma.
Last one there's a rotten egg!
Howdy, ma'am.
It's my ex-husband. He's gonna me!
Rotten egg!
Step on it.
Yes, ma'am.
Sam? Sam?
Sam! Get up out of there!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up! Come on!
If she gets away, you both die.
I don't know what's happening to me on this leap.
You know, I'm like...
I'm screwing everything up.
It's Diane, you know.
She drives me crazy.
Hey, nobody said this was gonna be easy, you know.
Give yourself a break. You're closer than you think.
Okay.
Okay, Al. You have Gushie
center you on Diane.
Okay. Gushie, center me on Diane!
Sam, she's here! She's here! Get up out of the mud!
She's hiding around the corner, Sam!
Hurry up!
Oh, no.
Hush, Sam, hush. Quiet, quiet!
She's right here behind the tree.
The guy that picked her up must've smelled that manure all over
and threw her out. Couldn't blame him.
She's hitchhiking. Get her!
No! No!
All right. Now watch out for that bush behind you, it's full of...
Ow! Thorns! All right.
What do you have, a homing device in your pocket?
No. Ow!
That does it.
Sheriff Michaels is gonna be on his way.
What now?
Well, he said he's not gonna be here for an hour, so...
And we're both tired. Excuse me.
And need to wash up.
You're getting us a motel room?
Diane, if you were the last woman in the world,
I wouldn't come near you.
I can't wait to get rid of you!
Well, the same goes here!
Well, fine! Fine!
Howdy.
I'm hungry.
I'll get you something to eat when I get you to the room.
I have this hypoglycemic thing.
If I don't eat, I get faint.
All right, all right.
Could you get us a room, please?
And, uh, what kind of sandwich do you want?
Tuna, extra pickles.
Here you go. And one for you.
And some cola.
Yeah.
And some toothbrushes.
Some toothpaste, some bandages, antacid.
Okay, okay. That's fine.
Oh, now, here we go.
Thank you.
All right, let's see, we've got, uh, the key,
and we've got two sandwiches, two bottles of soda,
some bandages, toothbrush, and liniment.
Liniment?
Now that comes to $9.25, plus $16.50 for your room,
so that'll be $25.75.
Poor baby. Did I work you over hard?
I can take it.
Aw, honeymooners.
Here you go, sir.
I just love this Bionic Woman.
It's my favorite TV show.
Ain't that something to aspire to?
Oh, really?
I would've thought the demolition derby was more your style.
Howdy, pards! This is your old friend...
I always thought it would be kind of neat
to be one of those undercover agents like Lindsay.
What?
Well, the way I understand it, if you're a crook,
it's kind of hard to pursue a career in law enforcement.
I am not a crook.
Are you saying you didn't forge $1 million worth of checks?
No, I admit I forged Rodney's signature.
Am I missing something here?
It all ties in with that phony gold shares scheme.
The phony gold shares scheme, right.
He preyed on all these old people
who trusted him with their retirement money.
And my mama was one of them.
Want your pickle?
No, you can have it.
I was his accountant, anyway
and I sold the shares, even.
You knew they were phony?
No!
But when I found out, I realized these people were ruined.
I mean, suicide time.
I couldn't just stand by and do nothing.
So you forged the checks.
I had to do something brave.
It was the first time in my life
I ever had a chance to make a difference.
Only I did it badly.
So here we are.
Why didn't you go to the police?
I told you, Rodney owned the police.
But even if he didn't, it'd be one, maybe two years
before it came to trial,
and by then, the money would be long gone.
Where is the money?
It's hidden. I was about to give it back...
Yeah, when I caught up with you.
You know, I got a feeling that the money is already long gone.
You don't believe me.
Look, Diane, it doesn't matter if I believe you or not.
If you escape, you're gonna be hunted down and killed.
If you take me back to Decatur,
I'm as good as dead anyway, so what's the difference?
Oh, man.
Better get out that liniment.
Oh, darn it.
Let me help.
It's fine, I can do it myself. Thank you.
Why? You afraid I'm going to bite you?
Bite me?
No, I'm not afraid you're gonna bite me.
You've already kicked me and punched me,
thrown me into a pile of manure,
and bashed my head in with the side of a car door.
Why would I worry about you biting me?
Let me help you. I can see you're in pain.
I feel bad. It was my fault.
Okay.
Okay, but only because I can't reach.
Come to mama.
What are you doing?
Moving away any possible weapons.
It is a terrible thing not to trust.
You're unbelievable.
How's this?
It's okay.
How about that?
It's fine.
You are such a liar.
You should talk.
Cut it out!
Okay?
Maybe we ought to, uh, cool this, huh?
Absolutely.
Still think I'm a crook?
I don't know.
As soon as I start to trust you...
I clobber you.
Yeah, you...
You clobber me.
Maybe you're right.
I'll go see if my dress is dry.
Oh, man.
What am I, crazy?
How could you do this?
I trusted you. Don't you have a conscience?
I am a criminal, remember?
I knew from the very first time...
Put them up.
Turn around.
I'm not afraid to use this.
What're you gonna do, shoot me in the back?
I wouldn't put it past you.
You're hurting my feelings. Over there.
Get out your handcuffs. On the trellis.
Don't do this, Diane.
Your life depends on it. Shut up.
Higher! Higher!
Please, Diane, you got to believe me.
Be quiet.
That's not my gun. Where'd you get that?
That's it.
Smoke?
Isn't that great?
It's got a thousand and one uses.
You can take it camping, you can light your cigarette.
Stick up a convenience store.
Oh, make that a thousand and two.
Got it at the motel gift shop.
I did not acquire it honestly,
so I guess now I really am a crook.
I don't know how I'm gonna be able to live with myself.
Have a nice day.
Oh, here, this is for the lighter.
Oh, you are the bounty hunter from hell!
What was that all about?
Nothing.
You were paying for the gun, weren't you?
What of it?
Well, well, well, ain't you two a pretty sight?
Got a little sidetracked, huh, boy?
Yeah, well...
Now, don't you worry. L... I'll take over now.
I'll see that you get paid for this.
Expect you're pretty happy to see the end of this little lady, huh?
Come on.
Yeah, happy.
Where's she going?
What difference does it make?
I did what I was supposed to do. She's still alive.
What difference does it... Yeah, but not for long.
She dies in 20 minutes.
Sam, Ziggy says that she gets shot trying to escape.
But that doesn't make any sense,
because she's already in custody.
Where's Diane's boss?
Rodney Owens?
Yeah.
Look, Al, have Ziggy center you on Diane. Find out where she's going.
I have a terrible feeling that, wherever the Sheriff is taking her,
Rodney is gonna be close by.
Okay.
I got the...
How much is he paying you, Sheriff?
That's none of your business, darlin'.
I'm not your darling.
Hey! You slimy punk!
Come on, Rodney, don't hit her.
That's telling him, Sheriff.
You knock her out,
she won't be able to tell us where she hid the money.
You scum.
That's telling him, Diane.
All right, Diane, I'm gonna ask you once, nicely.
Where's the money?
You said nicely, you rat!
Why should I tell you? You're just gonna kill me!
Diane, sugar, I give you my word of honor.
Tell us where you hid the money and we'll let you go.
Yeah, right into a speeding bullet.
Stop, stop. I'll talk!
All right, she'll talk.
I said I'll talk!
You promise you'll let me go?
Yeah. Word of honor.
Don't tell them, Diane.
Travel Town.
Travel Town? Whereabouts?
In a train.
Which one?
There's so many, I don't remember exactly.
You don't remember where you hid $1 million?
Silly me, I was in such a rush.
I guess I'll just have to show you.
Okay.
Hang in there, Diane. I'll bring help.
She's in real trouble, Sam.
How close am I?
They're about three and a half miles ahead of you,
so step on it, Sam.
How's Diane? Is she all right?
Yeah, she's okay.
But that Rodney almost twisted her arm off.
What? Damn it!
She told them where she hid the money.
Some place called Travel Town.
So I guess you were right, Sam. She's a crook.
No, no. She's not.
But she just...
No, she took the money.
But she took it in order to give it back
to the people that Rodney swindled.
I hope.
But how do you know that she didn't take it for herself?
Because she couldn't even steal a toy gun. She paid the owner.
That's not something that a crook would do.
See, I told you! And she didn't kill that bounty hunter, either.
It's all starting to make sense now.
Gordon must've been on
to whatever Sheriff Michaels and Rodney were up to
and he followed them to Travel Town.
That's where they killed him and made it look like Diane did it.
And she gave the money, and they killed her.
Except... Except this time... What are you doing?
...you're not Gordon now, you're Sam.
What are you doing over there?
And you're gonna get killed unless you think of something.
I don't suppose you care about those people you ripped off.
They knew their investment was highly speculative.
Everyone was aware of the risks.
Mrs. Bridges and Mr. Henderson weren't.
My mother wasn't.
Oh, closed Monday.
I guess we'll have to come some other time.
I don't suppose we'll get arrested for trespassing,
do you, Rodney? Up you go.
Upsy-daisy!
All right, all right.
Now, where did I put that silly money?
Now, Diane, don't be wasting our time.
I remember now.
It's... it's, um, right up here.
In the boiler thing.
Hey, Rodney, you follow her! I'll go this way.
Hold it right there!
That was none too smart, missy.
You're forcing me into doing something I don't want to do.
Go ahead, kill me. I don't care.
Well, then, how about your mama? I could kill her.
You leave my mother out of this!
I'll be glad to.
Just show me where the money is.
Al!
Have Ziggy center you on Diane. When you find her, call out
and I'll follow your voice.
All right. Hurry, up. You've only got about two minutes.
Sam, over here!
Can you hear me?
Here it is.
She's only got about 20 seconds!
Sam!
You promised to let me go.
Only about 10 seconds!
Is that right?
That's right.
Well, who's stopping you?
Five.
Sam!
All right, all right, hold it!
I never thought I'd be so glad to see you.
You okay?
That's it, Sam, you did it.
You saved their lives.
Now the odds are dropping down
the other way for some reason.
That's not a gun, it's a lighter.
Wow! Thank God my wife Maxine couldn't kick like that.
I'm holding $1 million here.
Don't even think of taking even one dollar.
Look, this may be hard for you to believe,
but I'm not here for the money.
Okay. I trust you.
Tell you what.
There are gonna be a lot of happy people
when they open up their mailboxes.
Better than a letter from Publisher's Clearing House.
See, I told you. From the start, I told you she was innocent.
Boy, she looks a lot like my fifth wife, Maxine.
Well, that does it. Ready to turn myself in.
Maybe I'll get better treatment from the State Police.
You've done it, Sam. The charges against Diane get dropped,
and Sheriff Michaels and Rodney get 15 years in the pen.
Well, I guess this is it.
Yeah, this is it.
I hope you're not sore for too long.
Yeah, well, me... me, too.
Well, goodbye, then.
Oh, man!
So long.
Why haven't I leaped?
Did you say something?
Well, you've got some unfinished business with Diane.
Diane, uh...
Are you gonna be okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna be okay.
I just got to figure out what I'm gonna do.
Well, you know, after seeing some of the tricks
you pulled on me the last couple of days,
you know, maybe you ought to be a bounty hunter or something.
A bounty hunter?
Well, you know.
I could be a bounty hunter.
No, l... I... I was just kidding.
What's the matter, you couldn't stand the competition?
She does okay, Sam.
She becomes one of the best bounty hunters in the business.
Wait... wait... wait a minute.
Wait a minute, there's been some kind of a mistake.
You're the one who made the mistake, Jesus.
No. Jesus? No.
Just try to think of some place far away.
Let it be known
that on May 12, 1971,
in the presence of these witnesses,
that Jesus Ortega was condemned by the State of Florida
to death by electrocution.
Oh, God!