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[narrator] This is Ranma of the Saotome
School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.

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This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.

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These two were arranged
to be married by their parents.

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-What's your deal?
-You're so annoying!

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[narrator] But Ranma has a little problem.

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You gotta be kidding!

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He transforms into a girl
when splashed with cold water.

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RANMA1/2

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IT'S FAST OR IT'S FREE

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[both chuckling]

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Master.

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Master Kuno.

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Oh, my pigtailed girl. Akane Tendo.

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Today, you must choose once and for all…

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which one of us you love.

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Um…

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Both, of cour--

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You have to pick…

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only one…

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-It's time to make a decision!
-It's time to make a decision!

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[gasps]

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Hmm.

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[chuckles] P-chan.

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TENDO DOJO

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[both] Hmm?

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Huh?

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It's clear now.

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-Akane Tendo,
-[Akane coughing]

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I'm here to give you my answer.

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[coughing]

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[clears throat] Your answer?
What are you even talking about?

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Yo!

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The great Kuno.
What brings you here today?

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Hey, Ranma!
You haven't finished your training!

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Stay off my head, fatty!

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Stop getting distracted!

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I hate you, you damn geezer!

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[groans] So, as I was saying…

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I agree with you.

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It's time I made it clear
who I'm in love with.

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Here.
Accept these roses as a token of my love.

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That's gonna be a pass.

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[Tendo] Aw.

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Hey, you're not the one
I'm professing my love to.

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And yet I am the one
that you're always bothering.

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Who knows when or where

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I'll ever see my pigtailed girl again.

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You on the other hand,
are always nearby to be loved.

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Is that so?

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Huh?

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Hey, Kuno. Turn around for a surprise!

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-[gasps]
-[groans]

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[coughs]

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[gasps] It's my pigtailed girl.

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[groans]

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-[groaning]
-[Ranma] Huh?

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[Kuno straining]

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Huh?

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I can't let either one of you go!

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What's he talking about?

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Who knows?

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All right, how's this?

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This next Sunday, why don't the two of you
come visit my house.

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Whichever one of you arrives first
will be the one I go out with.

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Okay, I have chosen!

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-[groans]
-Forgive me, you two.

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But I'm afraid I have to choose.

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Okay, you big idiot.

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We've heard
just about enough of your trash!

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I'll be waiting for you!

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[chuckles]

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CAT CAFÉ

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I see.
A Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race, huh?

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Right. The first shop that delivers to the
designated house will be the winner.

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Are you interested?

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Hmm, let me think about it.

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If you win, we'll make you chairperson
of the shopping plaza.

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You both manage events,
and increase your customer flow.

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Sounds tempting, huh?

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That does sound tempting.

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But you should be aware

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that my granddaughter
is a battle-hardened fighter.

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[customers stammer]

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Are you sure she can participate?

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It doesn't sound like much fun
if it's obvious I'll win.

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Don't you worry about that.

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We have a dependable delivery girl
on our side.

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Exactly! This race won't be so easy to win
as you might think.

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TENDO DOJO

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[Ranma]
The strongest martial arts delivery girl?

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Yeah.
Akane has won the race every year so far.

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She's in high demand with every shop
in the plaza.

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-Thank you for the great meal.
-Mmm.

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-[cook] Of course.
-[Tendo] Mmm.

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Mmm, this is good.

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-Unagi man gets her this year!
-Yes!

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Hmm?

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They didn't bring us this food
because of you.

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I'm just supposed to starve, then?

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Well, why don't you
just join the race instead,

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since you live here?

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Love to, but it's just for girls.

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[groans]

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WE GET A YEAR'S WORTH
OF RAMEN IF YOU WIN.

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My, you're a lively girl, aren't ya?

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[mutters] That better be your way
of saying I get free ramen.

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DELIVERY RACE

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Aw, that looks so cute on you.

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EEL

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-Hmm.
-Oh, you think so?

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I'm counting on you
for another win this year, Akane.

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All right, Dad. But this is going to be
the last year you get to sell me off!

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-[chuckles]
-There there.

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We believe in you, Akane. Okay?

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Oh, Ranma. I knew you'd join the race.

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Yeah. You know, just for fun.

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-Shampoo.
-[gasps]

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-Great Grandma!
-Listen up.

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This race is the perfect opportunity
to win groom boy's heart forever.

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I thought so too.

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[cackles]

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We shall both show him

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all of the intricacies
of the Cat Café's delivery techniques.

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Huh? Old hag?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for your patience!

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DELIVERY LOCATION CANDIDATES

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In just a few moments the annual Miss
Martial Arts Delivery Race will begin!

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With live commentary brought to you
by your very own Ichiro,

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from the Furinkan High School Radio Club.

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In this race,
the winner is the first person

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to successfully deliver their food
to the house selected by lottery.

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There are no rules.
Interference is allowed.

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And delivery can be made
by any means necessary.

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However, the food must be delivered in
a state worthy for enjoyment!

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Okay. Now then,

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let me dive right into the introduction
of this year's key participants!

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First, we have Tsuyuko Sarashina,

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a traditional delivery girl
from the soba restaurant, Chojuan.

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Mawaru Koguruma, a fearless wild racer
from the pizza restaurant, Buono.

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Ranma Saotome,
a giant rookie making her debut,

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from the ramen restaurant, Daikanki.

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You all know our reigning champion,
the empress of martial arts delivery,

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Akane Tendo! This year, representing
the unagi restaurant Kabayoshi.

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And lastly, our dark horse!

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We have Shampoo,
the Chinese national of unknown potential,

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from the restaurant, Cat Café.

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-[crowd] Aw.
-She's so cute!

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With such a strong field of competition,

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it's likely everyone will fight
harder than ever for final victory!

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Now,
please draw for the destination house.

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The Arai-style rotating lottery machine
begins to turn.

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And there it is! The destination house has
now been randomly selected!

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Please direct your attention this way.

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Because this lucky house

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will be the final destination
for our beautiful delivery girls!

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The race is about to begin!

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[exhales sharply]

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[Ichiro] Here we go! The anything-goes
Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race

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has officially begun!

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-[Shampoo] Hey, Ranma! Wanna make a bet?
-Hmm?

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If I win, then you go on a date with me.

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A date?

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This race is a one-on-one battle
between us, anyway.

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Looks like you forgot about someone.

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This race is mine!

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There aren't any rules in this race,
right?

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So it shouldn't be a problem if I do this!

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[gasps, grunts]

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[Ichiro] Oh no! The carrying box
is a complete mess inside!

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Participant Tsuyuko Sarashina
from Chojuan has been disqualified!

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Huh. Not too bad.

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[stammers] How did you do that?

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[grandmother] It's a secret technique,
"Carrying Box Flip-Over."

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When it comes to a delivery race,

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even groom boy
is no match for Shampoo. [cackles]

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Hah. Think so, huh?

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Okay. This'll be fun, then.

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If I win, we'll go on a date, okay?

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[scoffs] Yeah.
I'll go on a date or whatever you want.

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-Ranma!
-[chuckles]

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Hey!

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[shouts] Wait, Ranma!
You have to fight me!

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[groans] He gets baited so easily.

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MARTIAL ARTS DELIVERY RACE
FINISH POINT!

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Akane Tendo. Pigtailed girl.

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Which one will be the first
to jump into my arms?

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[groans] Then I'll have to let one go!

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Still, I must accept whoever wins!

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Forgive me! Forgive me!

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[footsteps rumbling]

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Congratulations, sir!

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Your house has been selected as the goal
for the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race!

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-You fool!
-[reporter stammers]

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Who said I'd go out with you, you bastard?

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Ranma! You really don't want to
go on a date with me, do you?

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Aw, what's the matter?

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If you want to go on a date so badly,
just flip my bowl over.

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[grumbles]

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Psych!

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-Got ya.
-[gasps]

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I see now.

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You really don't want to
go on a date with me, huh?

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Well, uh…

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-[sobbing]
-[stammering]

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Hey, don't be silly!
There's no need to cry about it!

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[screaming]

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It's a cat!

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Please get it off!

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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[sighs]

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Are you sane again?

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Oh, the ramen!

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Oh, no!

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I can still make it!

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Huh? That's not fair!

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-Ramen!
-Really? Even though I saved you?

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Got it!

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[strains, screams]

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-[screaming]
-I'm not gonna lose!

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Thank you for waiting!

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-Order up!
-Ni hao!

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Oh, my goodness! I can't believe my eyes!

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Who would've thought
we could have a three-way tie!

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Uh, why is Kuno a part of this exactly?

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Beats me.

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Now, the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race
is coming down to the wire.

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Since the final three contestants
finished at the same time

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we'll hold a tiebreaker match
to determine the winner!

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Akane Tendo, pigtailed girl,

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I knew the two of you would come.

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But what I didn't know is…

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is how deeply in love
you both were with me--

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-Hey, punk!
-Keep dreaming!

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There's one rule for the tiebreaker match.

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In order to find the winner,

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the man you just sent flying must
finish one of these three meals first!

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-Huh?
-Oh, crap!

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Now, let the final race begin!

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I will be the winner!

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You want to go out with me too?

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-[yelps]
-Not so fast!

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You're gonna eat my ramen
and you're gonna like it!

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I decided. I'll go out with you.

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I'm not asking you to go out with me!

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All right. Here I go!

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Over here, Kuno. Unagi.

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-Yes, ma'am.
-I won't let you!

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I will win and get my date.

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You can't stop me.

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Martial Arts Delivery Special Attack,
Chow Mein Strike.

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[both stammer]

253
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:06,136
Yakisoba noodles are flying everywhere!
Unbelievable! What's going on?

254
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,640
They're the Cat Café's extra-firm
signature noodles.

255
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,225
Once they wrap around your face,

256
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,186
they're impossible to loosen,
no matter how hard you pull.

257
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,272
If you don't want to suffocate…

258
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,649
Hmm?

259
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,568
[all gasp]

260
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,238
Pigtailed girl, you…

261
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,865
you took the hit for me?

262
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,701
I'll gobble up these noodles at once!

263
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,370
I'll save you if it's the last thing I do!

264
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,249
[crowd] Whoa.

265
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,710
Ranma! What are you doing?
Eat the noodles!

266
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,881
That's my Ranma. Never gives up.

267
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,883
-[gasps]
-[stammers]

268
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,509
Wh-What's that?

269
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,889
[all scream]

270
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,352
Where are we?

271
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,647
[Kuno chuckles]

272
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,151
The Kuno family basement dojo.

273
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,154
Your love for me is too much to bear.

274
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,656
It'll be a strain on who I choose.

275
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,117
Now that we're here,
there's only one option.

276
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,328
We'll try to live here together in peace--

277
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,081
You're wide open!

278
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,961
[panting]

279
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,343
Ranma, catch it!

280
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,596
I guess I don't have a choice, do I?

281
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,474
Meow.

282
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,476
[shouts]

283
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,366
[scoffs] No more unagi.
Looks like you're out, Akane.

284
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,619
How-How dare you…

285
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,372
[scoffs]

286
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,791
That's right,
tuck in your tail and go home!

287
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,334
[vocalizes]

288
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,505
-Hmm?
-Hmm?

289
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,177
[Ranma] H-Hey… Akane…

290
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,138
[Akane] Shampoo…

291
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,558
Have fun as a cat!

292
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,103
[shouts] What are you doing?

293
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,021
Hand me the water, Kuno!

294
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,106
Anything for you.

295
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,115
-Huh?
-[screams]

296
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,535
I'm so happy.

297
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,287
Ranma, I knew you'd always be there
to protect me.

298
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,248
Ranma, you idiot!

299
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,792
Why are you sticking up for Shampoo?

300
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,086
[Ranma] Why? You know why!

301
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,464
It seems a love triangle situation
is unfolding before our eyes!

302
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,842
This is certainly
a strange turn of events.

303
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,556
Let's run off somewhere far away together
and have our date.

304
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,016
[Ranma groans]

305
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,812
Oh, give me a break!

306
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,522
What the hell do you think you're doing?

307
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,983
You jerk! Why'd you take Shampoo's side?

308
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,194
Somebody's upset they got dumped.

309
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,989
Hey, hey. Ladies, please.

310
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,742
You must stop all this fighting over me--

311
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,578
Who the hell would fight over you, huh?

312
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,004
[screaming]

313
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,258
A cat! Oh, it's a cat! Get it off!

314
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,551
Ow.

315
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,261
[groaning]

316
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,472
[screaming]

317
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,984
[gasps]

318
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,779
My yakisoba noodles are completely ruined!

319
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,031
I can't believe this.

320
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,575
-Hey, wait! Hold on!
-Now we can't go on our date!

321
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,535
-[crying]
-[screaming]

322
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,580
[Ranma] Here. Just p-put this on.

323
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,415
If I do, can we go on a date then?

324
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,500
Give it up.

325
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,586
[Akane grumbling]

326
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:11,006
Ranma Saotome!

327
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,928
How dare you openly enjoy
such an indecent act in my house!

328
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,097
-Divine punishment!
-[grunts]

329
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,390
[grunts] Hmm?

330
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,017
-[Akane] Hey, Kuno!
-Hmm?

331
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,602
Here.

332
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,563
Uh…

333
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,024
Akane Tendo, I'm forever in your debt.

334
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,986
Take this, you shameless bastard!

335
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,488
Shut up!

336
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,532
This wouldn't have happened
in the first place

337
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,409
if you had just shut up and ate the ramen!

338
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,745
[grunts] Stop distracting me!

339
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:46,375
You don't get to tell Tatewaki Kuno,
what food he has to put in his mouth!

340
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,546
So he doesn't realize that
this is the same Ranma?

341
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,548
What an offensive suggestion,

342
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,551
that I would eat unacceptable soggy ramen!

343
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,553
[vocalizing]

344
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,513
[Ranma] Special Delivery Strike!

345
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,141
It's a Puppet Grip!

346
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,853
This could all be over
if you eat the ramen.

347
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,020
-[Kuno scoffs]
-Huh?

348
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,731
Don't you realize yet, you fool?

349
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,651
Even if you take away
the freedom of my arms,

350
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,194
you can never make me eat that

351
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,655
unless you open my mouth as well!

352
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,490
[cackling]

353
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,160
Uh, you realize
your mouth is wide open, don't you?

354
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,452
Did you see that?

355
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,498
The ramen has now just entered Mr. Kuno's
mouth to be chewed and swallowed!

356
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,458
Thus, the winner is…

357
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,586
[groans] Disgusting.

358
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,671
[Ichiro] Whoa,
never mind! He's not eating.

359
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,632
This doesn't count!
We can't consider this.

360
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,429
PUSH

361
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,014
-[house rumbling]
-[Ranma] Huh?

362
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,766
[Shampoo] What's happening?

363
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,314
[Ranma] Uh.

364
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,316
What's going on?

365
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,903
Uh-oh.

366
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,156
-What?
-Hot water column!

367
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,326
[screaming]

368
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,965
[groans]

369
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,054
Huh? Oh, pigtailed girl. There you are.

370
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,138
[Ranma grunts]

371
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,185
-Just who I wanted to see!
-[groaning]

372
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:32,064
Wow! Participant Ranma Saotome
has appeared out of the cold water column!

373
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,108
Not only that, but I still see
a little ramen remaining in her bowl!

374
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,611
-[crowd groans]
-[Ichiro] Oh. But this… this…

375
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,407
If she can't make him eat this,
it will not qualify as a win.

376
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,661
[chuckles] Uh, order up.

377
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,747
[stammers] Thank you for the meal.

378
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,377
-[crowd groaning]
-Ew.

379
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,544
He's eating it.

380
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,588
Whoa!

381
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,968
And with that, the long battle
has finally reached a conclusion!

382
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,636
And now, I will announce the winner

383
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,681
of this year's
Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race.

384
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,600
-Ranma Saotome, from Ramen Daikanki!
-[stammers, chuckles]

385
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,644
-[crowd murmuring]
-Heck yeah!

386
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,605
-Yeah!
-[sighs]

387
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,608
So, tell us, Kuno.
How did the ramen taste?

388
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,943
So good.

389
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,362
The greatest seasoning is her love.

390
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,073
[Ichiro] Congratulations on your victory.

391
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,700
What led you to this win?

392
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,245
Like he said, must be love.

393
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,092
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