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他是无差别格斗早乙女流的乱马

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她是天道道场的小茜

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两人的父亲为两人决定了婚事

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你这家伙…

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真讨厌

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而且乱马还有个问题

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你做什么啊？

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他被水泼到就会变成女生

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《乱马1/2》

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集名：格斗外卖长跑

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学长

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九能学长

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是辫子姑娘和天道茜

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今天 你一定要选出…

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你究竟喜欢谁

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我两个都喜…

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你只能…

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选…

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-其中一个
-其中一个

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P仔

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（天道道场）

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打扰了

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天道茜 我专程来回答你今早的问题

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今早的问题？你在说什么？

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九能学长 你怎么来了？

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乱马 臭小子 训练还没结束呢

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你很重啊

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还不是因为你分心

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臭老头

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总而言之…

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我也觉得应该说清楚
你们两人中我究竟喜欢谁

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所以请接受这束玫瑰
当作我们爱情的见证

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爸爸 给你

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我又没叫你跟我交往

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我也非常困扰啊

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也不知何时何地

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才能再见到辫子姑娘

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我意识到 我爱的是随时陪伴在身边的你

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这不是见着了嘛 九能学长

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辫子姑娘

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果然还是无法取舍

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他说什么呢？

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谁知道

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好 这样吧

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下周日你们俩都到我家来

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谁先到 我就和谁交往

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好 就这么决定了

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请你们原谅我

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除此之外 我别无选择

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你在说什么梦话 混蛋？

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我等着你们哦

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（猫饭店）

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美眉格斗送饭比赛？

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是女孩子间的比赛吗？

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是啊 先把外卖送到指定地点的人获胜

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你也参加吧？

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这样啊…

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赢了就能当一年购物广场主席

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负责组织活动 那样就会顾客盈门了呢

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没理由不参加呀

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您的什锦拉面来了

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是挺好 但我们家珊璞

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可是身经百战的高手

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素面和炒饭来了

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让她参加真的没关系吗？

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稳赢的比赛没什么意思

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不劳费心 我们也有很厉害的外卖小妹

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想赢可没那么简单

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（天道道场）

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她是最强的格斗外卖小妹？

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对 自参赛以来 她就连战连胜

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所以各家餐馆都想抢她过去

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多谢款待

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别客气

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真好吃 今年我们就代表烤鳗鱼饭餐馆吧

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太好了

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你为什么也在吃？

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有什么关系？

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那你就代替我参赛

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反正你就是个吃白饭的嘛

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只有女生能参加吧？

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（如果赢了 就能免费吃一年的拉面）

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真是个精力充沛的姑娘呀

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拉面也有我的份吧？

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（外卖比赛）

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你穿这身衣服真好看

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（鳗鱼）

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-是啊
-是吗？

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今年也拜托你夺冠了 小茜

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爸爸 这种卖女儿的事
今年就是最后一次了哦

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总之 小茜肯定会赢 对吧？

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乱马 你果然参赛了

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就当打发时间了

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珊璞

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-曾祖母
-听好了

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一定要利用这次机会拿下曾孙女婿

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知道了

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让他见识一下
猫饭店的特别送餐绝技有多厉害

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老太婆？

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让各位久等了

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（送餐候选地点简图）

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美眉格斗送饭比赛即将开始

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今年为大家解说赛况的

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正是在下 风林馆高校广播部的一郎

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在这场比赛里 谁能最先把外卖

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送到抽签选出的地址 谁就是冠军

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没有规则 允许妨碍对手

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交通工具任君挑选

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不过 外卖必须

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以可以食用的状态送达

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下面为大家介绍今年参赛的选手

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首先是传统外卖小妹

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荞麦面馆长寿庵的更科强子

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这位无畏的选手
是代表布奥诺披萨店的小车轮回

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这位初登场的新人
是大欢喜拉面馆的早乙女乱马

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大家熟悉的不败女王 终极格斗送餐女神

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今年代表烤鳗鱼料理店蒲吉的天道茜

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最后是今年的黑马

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身怀绝技的中国少女
中餐馆猫饭店的珊璞

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她好可爱

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本场比赛高手如云

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今年的冠军之战
看起来将比以往更加激烈

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现在来选择送餐地址

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新井式旋转抽签机慢慢转动

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送餐地址随机产生啦

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请大家转身看那边

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美丽的送餐姑娘们将全力冲向
那户超级幸运的人家

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比赛即将开始

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好 无规则美眉格斗送饭比赛

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现在开始

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乱马 和我打个赌吧

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如果我赢了 你就得和我约会

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约会？

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反正这场比赛说到底
就是你我二人的较量

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你是不是忘记还有一个人了？

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我会赢的

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听说比赛没有规则
我可以自由阻碍对手

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糟糕 外卖箱里的食物变得乱七八糟

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长寿庵的更科强子出局了

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真厉害

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好可怕的招数

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这是我亲传的秘技 “食盒翻转”

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这场格斗送饭比赛
曾孙女婿你不是珊璞的对手

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别得意得太早 有挑战才有乐趣

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如果我赢了 我们就去约会好吗？

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无论是约会还是别的 我都奉陪到底

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乱马

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不会吧！

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站住 乱马 和我对决

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真是的 这么容易就被人牵着鼻子走

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（格斗送饭比赛 终点）

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天道茜 辫子姑娘

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谁会先投入我的怀抱呢？

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两个人都让我无法割舍

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但我必须和胜者交往

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原谅我吧

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恭喜

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你家被选为美眉格斗送饭比赛的终点了

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白痴

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谁说要和你交往了？

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乱马 你就这么不想跟我约会吗？

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你说什么呢？

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想约会 就来把我的面碗掀翻啊

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逗你玩的

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果然…

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你果然不愿意和我约会

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笨蛋 这有什么好哭的

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猫！

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清醒了？

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拉面

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还来得及

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太狡猾了

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-拉面
-亏我还救了你！

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好险

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我才不会输

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让您久等了

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-来啦
-你好

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这是怎么情况！

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真不可思议 三人竟然同时到达

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九能怎么在这里？

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不知道

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美眉格斗送饭比赛
终于迎来了白热化的最终章

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因为三人同时到达

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所以我们将进行一场特别决胜赛

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天道茜 辫子姑娘

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我坚信你们会来

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但我没想到你们竟对我如此用情至深

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-你这是…
-发什么神经

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决胜赛只有一条规则

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谁能让刚被打飞的九能先生

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吃完自己的外卖 谁就赢了

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-什么？
-糟了

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最终较量现在开始

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是我赢了

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你也想跟我交往？

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你休想

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把我的拉面吃掉

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决定了 我会和你交往

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我不是在求交往

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好的

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来 九能学长 吃鳗鱼

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-好 我吃
-我可不会让你得逞

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我一定要赢 然后和乱马约会

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休想妨碍我

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格斗送饭奥义 紧缚炒面

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什么？

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00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,970
厉害！面条像蛇一样游动 这是…

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猫饭店的招牌手工劲道面条

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一旦被面条裹住脸
无论如何拉扯都无法挣脱

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不想窒息而死的话…

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辫子姑娘

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不顾自身安危也要救…

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我这就把面吃掉 救你出来

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乱马 快点把面吃掉

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不愧是乱马 真难对付

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怎么了？

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这里是…

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欢迎来到九能家的地下道场

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你们都如此爱慕我
不管选谁都会有人心碎

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既然如此 就只有一个办法

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我们一起在这里幸福生活…

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有破绽

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乱马 接住

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真没办法

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喵呜

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鳗鱼没了 小茜出局

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你竟敢…

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夹着尾巴回家吧

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喂 小茜…

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珊璞

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变成猫吧

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住手

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九能学长 水

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要多少有多少

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好开心

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乱马 你是在保护我吧？

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乱马大笨蛋

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你为什么护着珊璞？

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那还用问吗？你…

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三个姑娘争风吃醋

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真是非同寻常的发展

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我们就这样一起逃到远方约会吧

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适可而止吧 你到底怎么想的？

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什么嘛？你为什么帮着珊璞？

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小茜被甩了

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冷静 姑娘们

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不要再为了我而争…

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谁在争你了

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猫 有猫

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好痛

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我的面条没了

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太悲催了 这下我们没办法约会…

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慢着…

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总之 快把这个穿上

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穿上你就和我约会？

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我说你呀

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早乙女乱马

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你竟敢在我家厚颜无耻地做这种下流事

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天诛地灭

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九能学长

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给

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天道茜 多谢相助

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受死吧 无耻之徒

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吵死了

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都怪你不乖乖吃面
事情才会变得这么复杂

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真荒唐

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我九能带刀才不会乖乖吃你给的东西

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他不知道男女乱马是同一个人吗？

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先解决掉这碗软塌塌的拉面再说

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我刺

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格斗送饭新招式

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二人交叉

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现在乖乖把面条吃掉

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你没意识到吗 蠢材？

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即使双手受制于你

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但只要我不张嘴 你就无法逼我吃东西

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你这嘴张得挺大嘛

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拉面

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拉面被塞进了九能先生的嘴里

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所以获胜者是…

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好难吃

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糟了 他没有咽下去

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这不算

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（按）

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这是…

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这是怎么回事？

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-什么？
-热水柱？

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这不是辫子姑娘吗？

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我好想你

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早乙女乱马从热水柱中出现了

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她碗中还剩有面条

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不过…

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客人得把面吃掉 她才能赢…

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请用吧…

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辫子姑娘…

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他在吃

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漫长的战斗终于迎来了结局

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今年的美眉格斗送饭比赛

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优胜者是大欢喜的早乙女乱马

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太好了

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九能先生 拉面味道如何？

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很美味 爱是最好的调味料

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恭喜你赢得比赛 获胜的秘诀是什么？

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大概…是爱吧？

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《乱马1/2》

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