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The Simpsons.

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Homer, get up!

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Up! Up! Up!

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Oh, no!

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What the...

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- My juice box! Ohh!
- Oh, sorry, Homie.

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But you promised to take me
to the Apron Expo today.

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- Just give me 10 more hours.
- Come on.

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You and the kids always
want to do fun stuff.

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But today
we're doing something I like.

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They're unveiling
a combination apron-smock.

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- It's called a "smapron."
- Did you say "smockron"?

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No, smapron.

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Come on. It'll be fun!

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Man, that was a good Apron Expo!

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I'm gonna wear my apron
on the Fourth of July.

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And this lead apron
will keep me safe downstairs.

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"Grrrl Power."

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Eh, I'm a little disappointed.
There were too many aprons.

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It was great, all right.

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But all I want to do right now
is hit the adjustable sack

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with a good juice box.

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Because when all is said
and done...

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"Prison Rodeo...

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today"!

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Welcome
to Waterville State Penitentiary.

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The contestants you'll see
today are actual prisoners

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on a break from their
telemarketing duties.

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Now, here comes
our first outlaw!

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Yee-haw!

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Doggy.

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Well, don't feel too bad
for him, folks.

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He's in here for erecting
a nativity scene

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on city property.

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There's so much evil
in the world.

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No, Delbert.

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We're not
slaughtering the animals.

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It's not like that, Warden.
We was just havin' a conversation.

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Ain't that right?

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Next up's a real lowlife.

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Bob Dylan wrote a song
to keep him in prison.

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Say hello to Jack Crowley.

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Yee-haw!

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Go, bull! Toss his salad!

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Oh, he's down!

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And it looks like old Tornado

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wants to caramelize
his creme brulee!

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- Yeah, do that!
- Somebody help him!

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Relax, they got rodeo clowns.

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Is my lipstick even?

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Go like this.

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Hey! Hey, over here!

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Here, bully, bully,
bully, bully, bully!

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That's not gonna do it, Marge.
You need something red.

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Whoa!

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Hey, Toro!
Here's something to gore!

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- Dad!
- Not now, honey. Daddy's busy.

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Now for a little calming blue.

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- Hey, where's your blue shirt?
- I don't have a blue shirt.

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Yow!

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What the...

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Maybe it's the tear gas.

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O... Or maybe this was
the best damn prison rodeo ever.

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How's your back, Homie?

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I can't complain.

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Nah, that's for the prisoners.
You can complain all you want.

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Oh, God, my back!
It hurts so much!

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And my job is so unfulfilling!

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Try to focus on something else.

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Mmm, you like Jimi Hendrix,
right?

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Well, look at that painting.

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Wow, the artist really captured
Jimi's passion and intensity.

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And his fondness for the guitar.

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Thank you kindly, ma'am.
They won't give us art supplies

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so I had to paint it with pudding.

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- A convict painted that?
- Yep.

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Well, I studied art,
and this guy's got a real gift.

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You kiddin'? Look.

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He painted a unicorn
in outer space.

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I'm asking you.
What's it breathing?

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- Air.
- Ain't no air in space.

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There's an Air in Space Museum.

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Oh, God! My back!

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Let's get out of this
gosh-forsaken heck-hole.

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All right.

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Oh, what a waste of talent.

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A sunset.

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They are coming back for us,
aren't they?

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I don't know.

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- How's your back, Dad?
- Well, there's a dull ache certainly.

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And overlaid on that
is a club sandwich of pain.

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Only instead of bacon there's agony.

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Marge, can I have a BLT?

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What are you looking at?

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Oh, nothing.

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How would you feel if I did
some volunteer work at the prison?

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First, I'd feel like having a BLT...
Then proud of you.

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Oh, Homie, I knew you'd support me.

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Oh, my back!

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Mrs. Marge Simpson.
I'm here to teach an art class.

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Ooh, art class.

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La-di-da.

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This is Ike Pross.
He's going to solitary.

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Ooh, solitary.

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La-di-da.

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Welcome to
"Freeing the Artist Within."

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Not literally, of course.

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OK. Now, I wanted to paint fresh fruit.

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But the prison cafeteria
would only give me sauerkraut.

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That's depressing.

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Let's let a little sunshine in.

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- Question?
- Can I smell your dress?

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Hey, you show some respect.

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This one here's not for smellin'.

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- Why thank you, Jack.
- No problem. Now, let's paint.

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Hey, can I smell your clothes?

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Your spine is more twisted
than Sinbad's take on marriage.

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So? Just give me some drugs and surgery.

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Oh, I'd love to. But to be honest...

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modern medicine has a lousy record
of treating the back.

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We spend too much time on the front.

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Yeah, there's some neat stuff
on the front.

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I'm gonna send you
to my chiropractor.

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Hey, I thought real doctors
hated chiropractors.

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Well, that is our official stance.

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But between you, me and my golf clubs,
they're miracle workers.

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That's charming, Sardonicus.

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But try to use less
of a stabbing action

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and more of a brushing stroke.

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Yeah. See how much
better that feels?

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Yes. Much better.

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Oh, Jack. That's so soulful.

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How did someone
so sensitive end up here?

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Well, if you really gotta know,
I shot a guy named Apu.

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Well, you know,
lots of people shoot Apu.

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It's just a hundred-dollar fine now.

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Maybe I belong in here.
I got a lotta anger.

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I don't see any anger.
I see a yearning for freedom.

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Um, do you have a title?

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"A Time to Kill."

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Titles are hard.

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Hello, Homer. I'm Dr. Steve.
Please lie down.

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Get... Wake up, Homer!

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Less yakkin', more crackin'!

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Now, Homer,
we don't actually crack backs.

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It's merely an adjustment.

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OK, you're gonna hear
a loud cracking sound.

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There we go.

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Hey. It feels a little better.

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I thought it might.

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Now, I'll need to see you three times
a week for, uh, many years.

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- So how was it in the slammer?
- Terrific.

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Bart, Sideshow Bob says
he'll be seeing you real soon.

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That Bob!

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Oh, and guess who's up for parole.
My diamond in the rough.

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- That scary guy?
- Scary talented.

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And I'm gonna make sure
the parole board knows it.

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You gonna bribe 'em?

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Well, I might grease the wheels of justice
with some cookies.

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- Oh, can I have some?
- Not till you finish your sundae.

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- Is that enough?
- Two more bites!

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I'm sure your macaroons
are scrumptious, Marge.

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But I've seen this warden
turn down brownies...

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Honest to goodness brownies!

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Next!

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Oh, it's you.

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Well, just let me ink up
my old "denied" stamp.

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Warden, please.
This man is a gentle soul.

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I know he's made mistakes,
but someone with his talent

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belongs on a boardwalk doing caricatures,
not behind bars.

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Lady, I know he charmed you
with some "pleases" and "thank-yous,"

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but he wasn't so polite
to the guy he shot.

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Actually he was.

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He waited with me till the ambulance came
then ran like a deer.

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Well, that's mighty nice.

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But if I let this creep out,

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would you like him skulking
around your neighborhood?

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Honestly, it wouldn't bother me.

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- Yeah, let's do it.
- Well, lady, I'm gonna call your bluff.

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The prisoner is hereby
paroled into your custody.

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Oh-Oh, my goodness.

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I'm free? Oh, Mrs. Simpson.

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Oh, geez, I'm sorry.

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Sorry.

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You won't regret this.

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I hope this is OK.

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- It's not very prison-y.
- It's more than I deserve, ma'am.

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Now, which way is Mecca?
'Cause I gotta do a little prayin'.

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Uh, Mecca? Well, let...

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Nah!
I'm just yanking your chain!

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I'm Jewish.

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Ow! Oh, my back.
Dr. Steve didn't do anything!

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- Did you do those exercises he gave you?
- Yeah, right.

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I did 'em while you were studying.

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Dad, are you OK?

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Yeah. In fact, I feel fantastic!

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That trash can must've
unkinked your back!

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Not trash can, son.
Dr. Homer's Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder!

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- Patent pending.
- OK, OK.

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And as you can see,
the unique dents in my invention...

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perfectly match the contours
of the human "vertebrains."

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Hmm. Patent pending,
patent pending, patent pending.

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- Hey, who's this guy?
- You remember Jack.

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He's that talented painter
who had a little brush with the law.

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You brought a convict to live here
near my unpatented idea?

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I seen your idea, and I don't want it.
All I need is three squares and a job.

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That's right, a job.

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I know just where you can get one.

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So, Homer, you think
you can fix my sciatica?

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Hmm. I don't know what that is,
so I'm gonna say yes.

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- Now go limp.
- I'm limp.

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One, two, better not sue.

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Hey, it worked! My searing leg pain
is now a gentle numbness.

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Next!

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Yes, uh, my car seems to have broken down,

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and I was wondering
if I could use your...

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Oh! That's a pushing motion!

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Simpson, you're not
a licensed chiropractor.

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And you're stealing patients
from me and Dr. Steffi.

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Boy, talk about irony.

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The AMA tries to drive
you guys out of business.

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Now you're doing the same to me!

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Think about the irony.

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You've been warned. Stop chiropracting!

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Not unless you think
about the irony!

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I read in the Daily Fourth Gradian

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that you need someone
to paint a mural.

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Yes. School spirit
is down 3.4 percent.

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Well, Jack here
will do great work for you.

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Oh, any references?

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Well, to be honest with you,

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I spent the last six years
in Waterville State...

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It's a small liberal arts college.

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Very law-abiding.
No convicts at all.

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Well, the only other one
to apply was Moe Szyslak

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and his stuff scares
the hell out of me.

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Eww! How could anyone
consider that making love?

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All right, Jack. You're hired.

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I'll clear you out a cubby.

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- You told a lie for me.
- I know.

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But the Lord will forgive me
if it helps you get a second chance.

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Actually, Marge, it's the third
if you count that farm couple.

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Farm couple?

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But I got a good feelin' about this one,
Marge. I really do.

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That is awesome.
Finally, art that doesn't suck.

246
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Dear Lord! What are you doing?

247
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,317
- You don't like it?
- No, no! It's all wrong.

248
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,986
A shapely female form has no place in art.

249
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,279
But, uh, what I thought is...

250
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,656
I sketched out exactly what I wanted.

251
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,301
Yeah... No...
But see what I was goin' for was...

252
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,285
Did you even look at the napkin?

253
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,997
Oh, I was in the zone that day.

254
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,459
Yeah. You see, I didn't want
to go so cutesy-wootsy.

255
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,254
- Because...
- Because it's not my style.

256
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,799
Well, if you want to keep this job,
you'll make it your style.

257
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,761
All right.
You're the boss man, ain't ya?

258
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,554
Darn right I'm the boss.

259
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,141
Don't forget I can send you back
where you came from, college boy.

260
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,695
That punk Skinner.
I had more freedom back at the joint.

261
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:52,326
Oh, Jack, I know you hate to betray
your artistic vision, but just do it.

262
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,746
- I guess I could bend a little.
- Just till you make it.

263
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,375
Remember, I believe in you.

264
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,128
Thanks, Marge.

265
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,689
Listen, if you're done
with that washing machine,

266
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,839
can I make some booze in it?

267
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,926
- Not until you finish your sundae.
- Yes, ma'am.

268
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,473
What's wrong with my sundaes?

269
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,976
Careful, I'm frail.

270
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:23,107
- OK, that should do it, Moe.
- Hey, it don't hurt no more.

271
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,402
Ha! Now I can focus on
my crippling emotional pain.

272
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,363
Oh, Daddy, Daddy, why?
Why won't you hug me?

273
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,240
You hugged the mailman!

274
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,118
Excuse me, sir.
Is this El Clinico Magnifico?

275
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,537
Ah, you saw our bus ad.

276
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:40,499
We'd, uh, like to invest in
your spinal adjustment device.

277
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,544
We might be able to do business.

278
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,713
We'll need to take some photographs.

279
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,589
Hey, where you going with that?

280
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,930
Wait a minute.
No investor could bend like that!

281
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,640
They're chiropractors!

282
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,768
Come on, come on. Let's go!

283
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,983
No! My Spine-O-Cylinder!

284
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,778
They'll pay for what
they did to my can!

285
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,281
Forget it, Homer.
It's Chiro-town.

286
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,204
You know, when Superintendent Chalmers
suggested a school mural,

287
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:23,292
I almost thought he said a school Muriel.

288
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,377
Muriel's his sister.

289
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,755
And, uh-

290
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,844
- Oh, thank you, Bruce Vilanch.
- Whoopi would've made it work.

291
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:38,932
And now I present Puma Pride
by a college-educated artist...

292
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,894
Jack Crowley.

293
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,984
- Man, is that wimpy.
- What happened to the cool one?

294
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,404
- Well, my original idea was...
- Jeepers, that's sugary even for my taste.

295
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,656
Yeah, but Skinner said I had...

296
00:17:54,740 --> 00:18:00,329
Skinner! How are we going to raise
school spirit with this sappy hokum?

297
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,040
I know, sir.
It's an embarrassment.

298
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,251
This isn't what I wanted.
Where's the edge?

299
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,670
I followed your napkin.

300
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,216
No napkin could wipe
the crumbs of failure from your mouth!

301
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,551
No! No, don't fight.

302
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,846
All great art
is controversial at first.

303
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:22,768
But years from now, people will point
to these cuddly little creatures and say,

304
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,978
"That's a Jack Crowley."

305
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,984
Now, uh, pizza's working well
on Thursday.

306
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,487
But I think the kids
will follow it to Tuesday.

307
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,156
That's what you said
about the stuffed peppers,

308
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,200
and you lost the young males!

309
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,870
Principal Skinner, the school's on fire!

310
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,331
Spread, spread, spread!

311
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,851
- Spread, spread, spread!
- It's crystal clear who did this...

312
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,918
Jack Crowley!

313
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,130
No way. You don't know
that Jack did this.

314
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:55,092
- Just because he's an ex-con... Ooh!
- Crowley's an ex-con?

315
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,094
Dear Lord, I've peed
in front of him!

316
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,929
Hey, check it out!

317
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:04,351
Ha! Now that's a mural!

318
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,688
It's so passionate.
It almost leaps off the wall.

319
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,694
That felon could've torched
the whole school...

320
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,863
Were it not stuffed with asbestos.

321
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,281
We'll catch Crowley.

322
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:21,743
And then he'll learn the fine art
of police brutality.

323
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,041
Psst! Marge, over here.

324
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:35,465
Oh, Jack. You threw it all away
over a stupid feud with Skinner.

325
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,970
Look, I'll admit I hate Skinner.
But I didn't start that fire.

326
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,681
- Then why are you hiding?
- Come on, Marge.

327
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,601
With my rap sheet, they can't wait
to send me back to prison.

328
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,787
And you can't believe
the foul language in that place.

329
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,397
So you really didn't do it?

330
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,609
Marge, look in my eyes.

331
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,195
I swear to you I did not do it.

332
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,740
I believe you, Jack.

333
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,702
Now, let's get you out of here.
Wait for my signal.

334
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,996
Oh, Chief?

335
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,917
I found some evidence that points
to the real arsonist.

336
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,837
- Well, let's see it.
- Not yet. You have to guess what it is.

337
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,340
We don't have time
for guessing games!

338
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,550
Nah, let's try it.
It might be fun.

339
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,427
Is it D.N.A?

340
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,555
So it's like D.N.A.
Um, a hatchet?

341
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,641
You had a turn. I want to guess.

342
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,728
- Oh, geez.
- My car!

343
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,485
Puma Pride! Puma Pride!

344
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,865
Catch the fever, Skinner!

345
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,789
You crumb bum!

346
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,625
You looked me right in the eye
and lied to me!

347
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,003
Marge, this is the God's truth.
I burned the mural.

348
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,130
But I did not burn Skinner's car.

349
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,174
I just saw you!

350
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,302
- Get him outta here, Chief!
- Yes, ma'am.

351
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,182
My wife and I like watching
that Oz show on HBO.

352
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,643
Uh, i... is prison really like that?

353
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:13,105
Wouldn't know. We only get basic cable.

354
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,649
Yeah, I also like that Sex in the City.

355
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:19,403
None of those girls look like my wife.

356
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,572
- Sports Center's not bad.
- Yeah. I never got that show.

357
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,410
- What's to get? They just tell the scores.
- Yeah, I suppose. Yeah.

358
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:30,372
Hey, you ever meet any mob guys?
Are they really like The Sopranos?

359
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,167
- I told you. We just get basic cable.
- Oh, right, right, right, right.

360
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,671
Listen, if I'm getting too chatty,
just, uh... just tell me to shut up.

361
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:38,880
Nah, I'm enjoyin'it.

362
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,966
Hey, you ever watch them
strong-man contests?

363
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,801
They're pretty good.
Those guys look strong.

364
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:46,124
A lot of guys in prison say they're gay,
but I don't know. They look strong to me.

365
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,934
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