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The Simpsons.

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Welcome back
Great Moments in Olympic History.

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At the 1936 Berlin Games.

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Jesse Owens humiliates
Adolf Hitler

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by outracing his zeppelin.

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1968, Mexico City,

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Bob Beamon shatters the world
long jump record.

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Woah, woah!

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Ach, du lieber!

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And in 1984,
Portugal's Carlos Lopez

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becomes the oldest Olympic
marathon winner ever

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at age 38.

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Thirty-eight?
That's roughly my age!

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Marge, after a lot of thought

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I've decided to run
the Springfield Marathon.

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Oh, please, you get exhausted

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watching the Twilight Zone
marathon.

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I'm a regular Billy Crystal.

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You got that right.

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Well, Dad, I think
running's good exercise.

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It adds years to your life.

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Stay out of this, Lisa.

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Marge, I've made up my mind.

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I'll do your job for a day

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and you do mine.

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Then we'll see
who has it tougher.

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Good afternoon and welcome
to the 97th Springfield Marathon

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commemorating the time
Jebediah Springfield ran

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across six states to avoid
his creditors.

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You got all your equipment,
Dad?

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Let's see. Sweat band... check.

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Anti-chafing nipple tape...
check, check and check.

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Attention, runners:
On your mark, get set...

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Now, get out of here
before I change my mind.

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I can't believe it!

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I'm actually
running a marathon!

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Oh, I hit the wall!

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This is so painful!

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Hey, I got my second wind!

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D'oh! Another wall!

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Woo-hoo! Third wind!

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Faster, rickshaw driver,
faster!

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Sir, the whip isn't helping.

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Silence!
You call yourself Chinese?

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No one can outrun the Flash.

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Curses, one of my superfoes
has set a trap for me.

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Hey, Grandpa's running.

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That's not Grandpa.

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Dad's just dehydrated.

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And with 500 yards to go

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the runners from Australia
and Djibouti are neck and neck.

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Two weary warriors now burning
with pain and exhaustion

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but only one will win
the grand prize:

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A walking tour of Springfield.

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That tour is mine.

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Well, hold the phone, Dora.

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A new challenger
has emerged out of nowhere.

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He's running on shear pluck,
moxie and grit

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all of which he'll be
tested for after the race.

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Hey, I win the race.

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Viva Italia!

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Folks, our winner seems
to be from Italy.

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I love-a you all.

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I use up all-a my English.

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Grazie, Springfield.

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He's a phony!

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Lousy cheater!

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I demand a re-race.

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I got a better idea.

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Let's have a fun run
on his trachea.

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- Yeah.
- Kill him!

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Make him pay!

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Get in, hurry!

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Mob... stranger?

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Mob... stranger. Stranger.

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Who are you?

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Oh, you'll find out
in due time.

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Well, it says here

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your name is L.T. Smash.

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The time has come.

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I'm L.T. Smash.

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Thank you so much
for saving our son

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from that murderous mob.

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Well, thank you for letting me
chill in your crib.

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And thank you
for assuming we're hip.

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All right.
Now here's the 4-1-1.

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I'm a record producer, see?

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I'm starting a new boy band

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and there's a place
in it for Bart.

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My Bart?

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Oh, yeah. That stunt he pulled
at the race shows me

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he's the bad boy
I'm looking for.

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Now listen to me, Smash.

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We're not signing anything
unless it's a contract.

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Why do you want Bart?

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He's not much of a singer.

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Marge, it's not the singing
that brings in the Sacajaweas.

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Bart's a rebel, and that's
what I need for my new band

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the Party Posse.

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Now hold on.
I have some concerns.

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Please, Mom,

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my dream is to be a rock star.

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And my dream
is to get rid of Bart.

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- But...
- How many lives must you ruin?

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Oh, OK.

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Bart, I want you to meet
and greet the other members

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of the Party Posse.

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He's smart, he's soulful,

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he's Milhouse.

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What up, G Money?

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Next, he'll break your nose,

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your glasses, and your heart,

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Nelson.

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Wait, these are just guys
from school.

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Who's next, Ralph Wiggum?

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Whee! I'm a pop sensation.

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And I'm the mack daddy
behind such groups as.

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New Kids in the Ditch
and Boy-nudo.

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I'm going to make you stars.

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Sneer, sneer.

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Two, three, four, and thrust,

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and grab yourself right there.

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Now let go and flirt.

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You call that a flirt?

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I'm not melting!

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OK, your tunes are fly,

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and your threads are dope.

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All that's left is the singing.

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"Party Posse,
we rule the earth.

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The greatest band
since music's birth."

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Isn't this song
a little boastful?

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No one told me
there was gonna be boasting.

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Just take it from the top.

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Party Posse
We rule the earth.

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The greatest band
since music's birth.

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Thank you, NASA.

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We love to sweat and we love to sing.

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We're real funky
but not threatening.

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We're the best band
in the world.

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But we'd give it all up
for that special girl.

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You're my special girl.

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Special girl.

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You're my special girl.

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You...

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So, from now on anything
caught in your zipper

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will be handled
by the school nurse and not me.

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And now are you adequately
prepared to rock?

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Silence!

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Here they are, the Party Posse.

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Hello, Springfield!

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Now here's a song

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that your Principal Skinner
doesn't want us to play.

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That's not true!

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This assembly was my idea.

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I like your brand
of inoffensive pop rock.

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Screw you, man!

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We're going to play it anyway!

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I saw you last night
at the spelling bee

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I knew right then
that it was L-U-V

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I gotta spell out
what you mean to me.

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'Cause I can no longer be.

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A silent "G"

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I've gotta spell out

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I gotta spell out...

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I've gotta spell out
what you mean to me.

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Oh, man, they're going
to be big.

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And you stood in their way.

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No, I didn't.

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I even came in early
and made orange drink.

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Orange drink?

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What, do you live
with your mama?

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She's lives with me.

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I can't believe it.
They loved us.

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I'm wearing a bathrobe
and I'm not even sick.

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Yo, dudes! Awesome show.

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It's 'N Sync!

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Word.

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What brings you to Springfield?

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We saw your band formation
notice in the paper.

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Really? You saw our BFN?

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I can't believe
I'm meeting Milhouse.

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Word.

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So, anyway, we brought you
this wicked gift basket.

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Stubble glitter,
a crowd taser...

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"Crowd taser"?

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Yeah, it's perfect

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for getting through the fans
to your limousine.

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Yo!

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Dudes, we got to go.

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Our clothes are getting
a little out of date.

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To the Bandanna Republic!

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Word.

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Now we got to send them
a basket.

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Oh, yeah,
that's the spot.

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That is perfect.

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Mom, can't Bart get his
massage somewhere else?

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Don't be selfish, Lisa.

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Will you two shut up?

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I'm missing
precious VJ prattle.

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Whoo! That was the latest ad
for Stridex Pads, medicated.

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OK, coming at you

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a world-premiere video
from P-Squared...

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That's the Par-tay Pos-se!

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Whoo, yeah! All right!

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Rock! Whoo!

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Oh, say can you rock?

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There's trouble
in a far off nation.

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Time to get in
love formation.

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Your love's more deadly
than Saddam.

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That's why I got
to drop da bomb.

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Party Posse!

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Yvan eht nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj... nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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You gotta love
that crazy chorus.

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What does it mean?

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It doesn't mean anything.

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It's like "Rama lama ding-dong"
or "Give peace a chance."

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This party is happening.

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It's no mirage.

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So sing it again.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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There's something
weird about that video.

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None of those girls
has had three kids.

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I can tell you that.

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No, something else.

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Yvan eht nioj.

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Yvan eht nioj.
They keep saying that.

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Wait, what was that?

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Uncle Sam?!

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Let me play this backwards.

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Join the Navy.

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Join the Navy.

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They're recruiting people
with subliminal messages!

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Otto, what are you doing?

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I don't know.

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I just got an urge
to join the Navy.

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You're being brainwashed!

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Yeah, probably.

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Yvan eht nioj!

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L.T., thank God you're here!

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The government's putting
subliminal messages in your videos.

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Subliminal messages?

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Do you have any idea
how insane that sounds?

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Is that a Navy tattoo?

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A Navy tattoo? Do you have any
idea how insane that sounds?

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Lieutenant Smash.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Lieutenant L.T. Smash.

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A wig!

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But... but your pant legs...

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Oh! How could you soil the good
name of Star Blitzzz Promotions?

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Oh, come on, Lisa.

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We've always used pop stars
to recruit people...

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going back to Elvis.

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Then there was
Sergeant Pepper's,

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the Captain & Tennille,

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and the Kiss army.

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But you have recruiting ads
on TV.

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Why do you need
subliminal messages?

264
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,250
It's a three-pronged attack...

265
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,086
subliminal, liminal,
and super-liminal.

266
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,212
Super-liminal?

267
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,755
I'll show you.

268
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,924
Hey, you! Join the Navy!

269
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,093
- Uh... yeah, all right.
- I'm in.

270
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,803
Now that you know, Lisa,

271
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,973
I'm afraid
I can't let you leave.

272
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:58,105
Wait a minute. Bart's band
is brainwashing kids

273
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,857
with subliminal messages?

274
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,942
That's pretty far-fetched,
Lisa.

275
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,278
Are you sure someone
hasn't been bitten

276
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,946
by the jealousy bug?

277
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,741
Here comes
the jealousy bug!

278
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,159
- Gonna get you!
- Hey!

279
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,452
- Gonna get you!
- Hey!

280
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,495
Cut it out. You're a grown man.

281
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,915
I want to go home now.

282
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,833
Nobody's going home.

283
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,044
We're going to see
Bart's concert.

284
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,297
An aircraft carrier?

285
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,924
Oh, that's subtle.

286
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,886
Good Afternoon and welcome
to the USS Sea Spanker Naval Museum.

287
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,763
Are you ready to tear it up?

288
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,350
I can't hear you.

289
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,729
Do you maggots want to see
a show or not?

290
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,816
I mean, uh... uh...
here they are...

291
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,318
The Party Posse!

292
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,742
Had a girl in every port.

293
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,829
From here to Barcelona.

294
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,792
But now I'm docked in
Springfield.

295
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,921
And, girl, I'm gonna
phone ya.

296
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,384
Stormed a lot of beaches.

297
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,513
But you're the one
that I missed.

298
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,015
Let's get back together,
girl.

299
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,850
Let's reenlist.

300
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,853
Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!

301
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,858
So sign me up
for a hitch of love.

302
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,777
Recruit my heart.

303
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,531
Four sweet years of love.

304
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,449
Everybody ball-walk!

305
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,494
Oh, yeah!

306
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,000
Looking good, guys.

307
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,168
And double time!

308
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,508
That's it.

309
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,261
Protect the country.

310
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,646
Groovy, dudes.

311
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,398
Burn down the barbershops!

312
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,358
I hate America!

313
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,867
Lieutenant!
Lieutenant Smash!

314
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,493
Huh? Oh, Admiral.

315
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,620
The hippie fantasy again?

316
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,064
They're getting less frequent,
sir.

317
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,540
Excellent.

318
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,543
Well, there's no easy way
to say this,

319
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,671
the new administration is
shutting down Project Boy Band.

320
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,048
Shutting it down?

321
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,467
Permission to say,
"That's crazy," sir?

322
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,843
You won't say it's crazy

323
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,304
when you see next week's
issue of Mad magazine.

324
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,058
Oh, dear God.

325
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,977
When this satirical bombshell
hits the stands tomorrow

326
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,229
your band will have
as much recruiting power

327
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,439
as a wax apple.

328
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,565
I don't follow, sir.

329
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,858
It's over, L.T.

330
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,991
Let's march all day,
and clean latrines all night.

331
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,744
Don't bust me down.

332
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,580
Let's re-up tonight...

333
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,165
- What are they doing?
- Oh, my brain!

334
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,918
Let's re-up tonight!

335
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,461
- You suck out loud!
- Major!

336
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,254
I'm outta here!

337
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,382
You fool!

338
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,759
Look what you done!

339
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,511
Well, now it's my turn.

340
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,804
Don't do it, L.T.!

341
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,347
You leave me no choice.

342
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:23,852
No!

343
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,068
No!

344
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,787
So, uh... what songs
did I miss?

345
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,580
Dad, L.T.'s gone crazy.

346
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,042
Yeah, that's the look.

347
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,191
Do you think he's going
to do something dangerous?

348
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,299
How should I know?

349
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,801
Just keep loading missiles.

350
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,761
Pop music's hard work.

351
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,100
The Statue of Liberty?

352
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,476
Where are we?

353
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,524
All right, Posse,
that's our target.

354
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,198
Not Mad!

355
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,616
That's our nation's largest

356
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,035
mental illness-themed
humor magazine.

357
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,955
Why don't we call it
Everybody Hates Raymond?

358
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,792
Well, we stayed up all night,

359
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:29,960
but it was worth it.

360
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,588
We can't let L.T. blow up Mad.

361
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,174
Tina Brown was just starting
to turn it around.

362
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,800
We got to mellow him out.

363
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,553
But how? We would need
the ultimate chill-out song.

364
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,929
And fast.

365
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,479
We heard what you said.

366
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,190
Yeah. Heard it old school.

367
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,275
It's 'N Sync!

368
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,610
Can the chitchat, Milhouse.

369
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,278
We've got just
the song you need

370
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,613
to defuse this wack-attack.

371
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,031
Defuse it old school!

372
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,115
'Bout time.

373
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,161
Radical!

374
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,412
Awesome!

375
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,580
I can't read.

376
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,207
I can't sing without dancing.

377
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,708
Fine.

378
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,836
Thrust, spin, turn.

379
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,713
Pivot, pout, jiggy.

380
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,673
Jiggy, robot, do-si-do.

381
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,467
And close with a Matrix.

382
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,931
Nobody pouts going
into a jiggy.

383
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,017
- Yeah, that's stupid.
- I want to twirl.

384
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,393
Aw, come on, guys.

385
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,313
We've only got a few minutes
to... uh-oh.

386
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,529
Everybody OK?

387
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,656
Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

388
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,824
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- I actually feel better.

389
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,956
Well, boys,
the Party Posse is over

390
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,167
but at least I saved you
from a public spoofing.

391
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,878
Aw, man!

392
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,630
We could have been
on the cover of Mad.

393
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,383
They called me "Smelson."

394
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,637
"Smelson."

395
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,847
It's funny 'cause you smell.

396
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,767
"Smelson."

397
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,394
I could have thought of that.

398
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,020
Sure you could have.

399
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,480
Off you go now.

400
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,278
You know, we've had
a lot of fun tonight

401
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,904
at the expense
of the U.S. Navy.

402
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,489
But they're out there every day

403
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:23,907
protecting us from Godzilla.

404
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,409
And don't forget pirates.

405
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,410
And jellyfish.

406
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,037
Those wack invertebrates
will sting you old school!

407
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,957
So check out the Navy
for a two-or a four-year hitch.

408
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,667
We signed J.C. up yesterday.

409
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750
What?

410
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,796
Nooo!

411
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,886
Join the Navy.

412
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:49,099
Join the Navy.

413
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,768
Join the Navy.

414
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,606
It's 'N Sync!

415
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,657
I can't believe
I'm meeting Milhouse.

416
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,993
Yeah, heard it old school!

417
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,371
No!

418
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,456
Bart was so cool.

419
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,642
- A little short.
- He's about this tall.

420
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,667
Don't print that.

421
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,176
- Bravo!
- Word.

422
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,979
That just sounds like something
I would say.

423
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,742
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