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The Simpsons.

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Whoo!

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Are you sick of
ordinary-shaped amusement parks?

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Am I ever.

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Then be the first family
on your block to visit Blockoland,

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the amusement park made
entirely of Blocko brand

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assembly fun blocks.

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So, how much did you love Blockoland?

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It was all right, I guess.

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Kids... how would you like

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to go to... Blockoland?

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Meh.

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But the TV gave me the impression that...

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We said, "meh."

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M-E-H. Meh.

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Well, I'd like to go.

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How about you, Maggie?

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Maggie, no!

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We're here.

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Howdy, partner.

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Four score and seven blocks ago, my... Aah!

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Whee!

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OK, we have our choice of Rectangle Land.

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Cube Country, or Squaresville.

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Squaresville sounds pretty cool.

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I am a robot.

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Do what I say.

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I am a washing machine.

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Do what I say.

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Take that! In the face!

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You knocked his block off.

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Come with me.

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Check it out.

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I built myself a healthy apple.

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But you made it out of ham cubes.

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Yep, a shiny new apple.

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I get it.

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Everything's made of blocks.

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Even the water.

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Hey. Ow.

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Hey, Boat 28, stop splashing.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Ah! Leeches.

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Ow! Why did I get this Lego shirt?

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Don't you mean Blocko shirt?

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Right, right... Blocko shirt.

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Lisa, how's your Eiffel Tower kit?

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It's OK, but it's missing a piece.

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Welcome to real life, Lisa.

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You can't fight City Hall,
a.k.a. Blockoland,

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so don't even try.

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What kind of a thing is that
to tell your children?

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It's what I always tell them.

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I told them that twice yesterday.

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And then again as
they were going to sleep.

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I'm sure the gift shop
will replace the missing piece.

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You're right, honey.

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Hear that, kids?

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The Simpsons are going to Blockoland.

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Excuse me.

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You sold my little girl
a shoddy Eiffel Tower.

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Hey, tough luck, pal.

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You can't fight the souvenir industry.

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We're too powerful.

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Yeah, you're right.

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But before I go

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I'm going to give you
a little souvenir of my own.

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Aw, what the hey.

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Here you go.

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Thank you, Dad.

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Hey, any friend of Marge
is a friend of mine.

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So, how's that new block I got you?

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Great.

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You know, standing up
for the little guy felt good.

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I'm going to do it more often.

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Scram!

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Those bullies are gone now.

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You idiot.

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They were beating out
my shirt fire.

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My heart was in the right place, jerk.

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Thanks again, Dad.

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Well, you're welcome, honey.

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Now I'm going to spend the whole day

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helping shmoes with their problems.

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You got a problem, Bart?

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A girl at school won't go
to the dance with me.

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Bart's got a girlfriend.

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No I don't, that's the problem.

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Bart's got a problem.

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Don't worry, son.

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I'll handle this.

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Come on.

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Why won't you go out with Bart?

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He's a smelly, ugly dork.

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Please. Ugly is such a smelly word.

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Who would you rather go out with?

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Tommy.

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Well, duh.

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He's breathtaking

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but Bart has inner beauty

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like you'd find in a rodent.

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And face it, you're no prize, either.

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You wear braces, you dress like a kid

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and you're not getting any younger.

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Take what you can get.

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He's right. Grab something,
and don't let go.

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Well, Bart's not so bad.

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Uh, they wouldn't honor
my coupon for two free streaks.

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They wouldn't?

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Well, I'll go to bat for you, honey.

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Yes, may I help you?

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Nice place you got here.

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Oh, look, a hair net.

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Be a shame if it was hurled to the ground.

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Oh, how clumsy of me.

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And...

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Why are you doing these things?

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Either you honor my wife's coupon

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or a lot more lids will be unscrewed.

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But I cannot streak that much hair.

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Think of the cost.

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I'd be ruined.

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Oh, really.

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Boy, you weren't kidding.

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Your profit margins are razor-thin.

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You see? This is what I'm...

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Wait a minute.

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$400 a month for loafer lightener?

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But we must have it.

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It is the lifeblood of the industry.

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You get the same results
with a mincing gel.

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But of course!

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I will save thousands. Thank you.

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Oh, Homie, I love them.

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I can't thank you enough.

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The satisfaction of helping
another human being

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is all the thanks I et cetera.

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And I gave that man directions

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even though I didn't know the way

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'cause that's the kind of guy
I am this week.

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Ah, lousy Isotopes.

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They're a disgrace to baseball.

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They lost again?

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The team's been terrible
since they got bought

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by that cheap, heartless Duff Corporation.

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Hey, Moe, give me a Duff.

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Oh, yeah, sweet Duff.

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What a minute. Duff owns
the Springfield Isotopes?

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Since when?

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They bought them a year ago
from the Mafia.

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It was the last of the family-owned teams.

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I tried to return my season ticket

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but they wouldn't give me my money back.

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They said they wanted it.

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Say no more.

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I'll help you, Lenny.

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You want to help me?

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Oh, haven't you heard?

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He's the new Homer.

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He's wonderful.

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I'm trying to get a refund
for this ticket.

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Is this the executive office
of the ball club?

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Nope. This is the equipment shed.

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Oh. Well, is that it?

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That's where we keep the water heater.

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- Is...
- That's a tractor.

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I see.

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Sir, we can't give your friend

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a refund just because the team is losing.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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Spin that back to where it was.

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Yes, sir.

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This meeting is over.

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OK.

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So, uh, you want to go
get something to eat?

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No, I don't.

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Get out of here.

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No, no, not that door.

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"Albuquerque Isotopes?"

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What is all this stuff?

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It's not anything.

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It has no purpose.

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What a crazy room.

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There's no Albuquerque Isotopes.

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It's the Springfield... Oh.

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No, no, there's no "oh."

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You're moving the team
to Albuquerque, aren't you?

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No, no, we would never abandon

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our loyal Springfield fans.

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By the way, all this barging
into rooms marked "Private"

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must have made you thirsty.

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- Would you like a beer?
- Well, OK.

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But you can't silence Homer Simpson.

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I'm the friend of the downtrodden

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and I'm not going to forget
what I saw here today.

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Of course not.

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Duffman, could you bring in two bottles

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of smooth, untainted Duff?

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah!

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Now, Homer, we've developed this additive

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that makes beer super, super malty.

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Care to try it?

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Wait a minute.

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Will this erase my memory?

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No, not at all.

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Man, that is malty.

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But he'll never know.

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- Good grief.
- Ow, my head!

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How long have I been out here?

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All night. You were yelling at the swing.

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I was?

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But I love the swing.

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Dad, you were nuts.

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You know me, occasionally I'll be quirky.

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I'll-be-quirky...

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Albuquerque!

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I'll be right back.

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Members of the media

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thank you for coming.

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The proof that the Isotopes
are moving to Albuquerque

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is right behind this door.

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Excuse me.

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Joel Duffman, the Newsly Times.

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What's with the smear campaign

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against this beloved brewer?

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And weren't you once in a loony bin?

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Oh, yeah!

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He's right, folks.

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The only story here is the rich,
smooth taste of Duff.

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Yes, that is an important story.

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But so is this!

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Well, I think I know tomorrow's headline,

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"Local Man Is Liar."

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That is a good headline.

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So let me get this
straight, Mr. Duff,

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the Isotopes are not
moving to Albuquerque?

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Absolutely not.

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So, are you calling Homer Simpson a liar?

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Well, we have obtained this footage of him

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with his pants on fire.

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Oh, no!

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Well, Homie, I believe
you're telling the truth

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about the Isotopes.

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I don't mind being called a liar

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when I'm lying, or about to lie

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or just finished lying.

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But not when I'm telling the truth!

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Yeah, but what can you do?

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There's all kinds of ways
to get the public on your side.

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Bob Dylan wrote songs.

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Cesar Chavez staged hunger strikes.

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That's it.

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I'll go on a hunger strike.

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Oh, Homie, you couldn't
keep up a hunger strike.

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You eat while you brush your teeth.

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You're eating a huge sausage right now.

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So?

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I can stop.

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And I will stop.

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I am on a hunger strike
starting right... now.

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Let's see those double-A
baseball honchos ignore this.

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You're really not going to eat anything?

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My hunger strike will not end

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until Duff admits they're moving the team.

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Bart, my chains.

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Now it begins.

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Dad, I'm so proud of you.

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If you need some inspiration

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here's a book of
Mike Farrell's core beliefs.

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Man, he really hates Wayne Rogers.

272
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,971
Goodbye, Homie.

273
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,723
Here's Dr. Hibbert's number
if you feel weak.

274
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,811
Don't worry, Duff's not going to
let me waste away to nothing.

275
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,187
Uh, Dad...

276
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,861
What a great ball game.

277
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,571
Thanks, Weekend Dad.

278
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,072
Stop calling me that.

279
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,198
Hey, kid and man!

280
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,951
Don't support a team run by liars!

281
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:29,952
Liars?

282
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,495
They're secretly planning

283
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,496
to move to Albuquerque.

284
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,706
That's crazy!

285
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,583
It would've been on a talk radio show

286
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,169
like Sports Chat or Sportszilla
and the Jabber Jocks.

287
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,339
- Yeah!
- Why you little...

288
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,677
Oh, so hungry...

289
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,220
Can't give up...

290
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,764
must continue fighting evil corporation...

291
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,686
Oh, Seymour, you shouldn't have!

292
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,605
It's going to go straight to my thighs.

293
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,024
Well, Edna, it just
might have some company.

294
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,610
Oh... Seymour!

295
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,449
Nice try, God.

296
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,076
But Homer Simpson doesn't give in

297
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,537
to temptation that easily... hey!

298
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,498
Stop that!

299
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,756
There's still more meatloaf.

300
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,883
Oh, that's impossible.

301
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,135
Come on, come on, we all have to pitch in

302
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,428
and eat your father's share.

303
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,014
Uh, why don't you just cook less?

304
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,224
I don't do things that way, Lisa.

305
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,895
Dancing away my hunger pangs.

306
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,607
Moving my feet
so my stomach won't hurt

307
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,068
I'm kind of like Jesus.

308
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:47,529
But not in a sacrilegious way.

309
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,865
Geez, Homer's losing it already.

310
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,492
Yeah, but his weary shuffling

311
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,826
makes my heart smile.

312
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,873
I'm so hungry.

313
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,168
His tummy sounds angry, Daddy.

314
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,671
Yeah, that's his stomach eating itself.

315
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,382
It's such a beautiful day.

316
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,758
Where are the crowds?

317
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,385
Duffman is thrusting

318
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,136
in the direction of the problem.

319
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,685
Hmm, people seem to be drawn to that kook.

320
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,687
Maybe we can exploit him.

321
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,938
It's too dangerous, sir.

322
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,314
He knows about Albuquerque.

323
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,525
Duffman is a cautious cat.

324
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,319
No, listen, fans love wackos.

325
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,904
Remember that busty woman

326
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,032
who ran out on the field
and farted at the ballplayers?

327
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,327
I think we've found our newest attraction.

328
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,497
Duffman has a bad feeling about this.

329
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,748
Can it, Sid.

330
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,417
Why don't you can it, Howard?

331
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,015
Uh? Wha...? What's going on?

332
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,433
What am I doing here?

333
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,434
Order of Mr. Duff.

334
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,518
And word to the wise,

335
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,894
If someone hits a home run

336
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,938
the fireworks come out here and here.

337
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,858
Got to go!

338
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,030
Folks, it's time to meet

339
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,948
a real super-fan.

340
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,826
Hungry Hungry Homer.

341
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,077
He's on a hunger strike

342
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,830
till the 'Topes win the pennant!

343
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,917
What? That's not why I'm here!

344
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,296
They're moving the team
to Albuquerque!

345
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,797
Hear that, folks?

346
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,175
He said, "Go, 'Topes!"

347
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,721
Oh, all this hunger for nothing.

348
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,804
Get your hot dogs!

349
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,182
Fat, juicy hot dogs!

350
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,100
Pork chops and apple sauce!

351
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,184
Peking duck!

352
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,437
Get your crispy Peking duck!

353
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,855
Yeah, Duck Man, over here!

354
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,408
Do they have to chew so loud?

355
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,954
Oh... I'm wasting away...

356
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,540
Oh, I'm down to a B-cup.

357
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,834
It's been a whole week!

358
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,753
Why are you letting my husband die?

359
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,922
What does that have to do with baseball?

360
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,715
Death is a part of baseball.

361
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,800
Oh, yeah, the main part.

362
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,301
Guys...

363
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,429
Uh, we won't let any harm come
to your husband, Mrs. Simpson.

364
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,514
He'll be fine.

365
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,099
He's not moving.

366
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,143
He's probably resting

367
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,562
from all the moving he did
before you got here.

368
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,315
He'll start moving in
a second, I'm sure of it.

369
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,942
Turn on the sprinklers.

370
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,322
You see there? He's fine.

371
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,615
Oh, look at him go!

372
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,121
Oh, I'm so hungry.

373
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,832
Oh, why keep starving myself?

374
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,208
No one cares.

375
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,924
- Who are you?
- The spirit of Cesar Chavez.

376
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,968
Why do you look like Cesar Romero?

377
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,178
Because you don't know
what Cesar Chavez looks like.

378
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,429
Why are you here?

379
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,473
To tell you not to give up.

380
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,142
Oh, but I want to...

381
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,935
He's talking to himself, sir.

382
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,354
And his smell is distracting
the center fielder.

383
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,232
Yeah, this is getting sad.

384
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,358
Let's bring him in.

385
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,028
OK, Skinny, on your feet.

386
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,280
What's happening?

387
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,240
Did I crush your corporation?

388
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,908
No, you're being replaced.

389
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,582
And now, taking over
for Hungry Hungry Homer...

390
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,377
let's welcome Paint-Drinking Pete!

391
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,972
Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted

392
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,141
12 amazing days.

393
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,435
Oh, me so hungee.

394
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,271
Of course you are, Hungry Hungry Homer.

395
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,773
So why not break your fast
with our brand-new.

396
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,193
Isotope Dog Supreme?

397
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,530
Oh, so hard to resist...

398
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,450
mesquite-grilled onions...

399
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,577
jalapeno relish...

400
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,539
Wait a minute, those are
Southwestern ingredients!

401
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,127
Mango-lime salsa?

402
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,505
That's the kind of bold flavor
they enjoy in...

403
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,132
Albuquerque!

404
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,343
He's right!

405
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,761
Yeah, and the wrapper says.

406
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,679
"Albuquerque Isotopes"!

407
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,014
Homer was right!

408
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,308
They're planning to move the team!

409
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,270
Now, now, now, now, see here, people

410
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,605
let's not be too hasty.

411
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,523
Tell the truth! Come on, everybody...

412
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,318
Tell the truth! Tell the truth!

413
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,028
Get him out of here.

414
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,905
Don't listen to him, Duffman.

415
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,033
For once in your life,
stand up for the little guy!

416
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,788
New feelings brewing in Duffman.

417
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,290
What... would Jesus do?

418
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,966
Oh, yeah!

419
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,095
Eat! Eat! Eat!

420
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,185
The truth never tasted so good.

421
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,730
Way to go, Slim!

422
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,532
Damn, that town's got too much spirit.

423
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,451
Looks like we'll have to steal
some other baseball team.

424
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,453
See what Dallas wants for the Cowboys.

425
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,580
Uh, that's a football team, sir.

426
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,000
They'll play what I tell them to play...

427
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,754
for I am the Mayor of Albuquerque.

428
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,058
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