1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:05,328 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,007 The Strong Arms of the Ma. 3 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:59,414 Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and this is Eye on Springfield. 4 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,783 I'm here with actor Rainier Wolfcastle... 5 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,494 ...who surprisingly has filed for bankruptcy. 6 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,184 Rainier, what went wrong? 7 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,165 Three divorces in three months. 8 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,719 What can I say, Kent? I'm a romantic. 9 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,690 But this personal tragedy... 10 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,818 ...translates into a good old-fashioned bankruptcy sale. 11 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:54,615 Yeah. Everything must go. Even the painting of my nana. 12 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,274 This was done on her wedding day. 13 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,339 Or should I say "deading" day? 14 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,664 How the mighty have fallen... 15 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,313 ...into my price range. I wanna go there. 16 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,993 - Dad, we are there. - Woo-hoo! 17 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:14,582 Oh, Rainier, I really don't think it's right to sell these Playdude centerfolds. 18 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,993 Zip it, Holy Joe. 19 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,872 - Are you taking us to another mansion? - Uh, yeah. 20 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:24,769 Uh, Miss September... 21 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,210 - ...you're gonna have to get in the trunk. - Oh. 22 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,140 Whoa, a sword cane. 23 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,361 Everything here is sword. 24 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,187 Sword baseball bat, sword rifle, sword pineapple... 25 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,337 ...sword sword sharpener, sword pie. It's... 26 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,642 Hey, what happened to the sword pie? 27 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,248 What do I do now? 28 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,397 Hey, look, a cyborg hand. 29 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,035 This could really come in useful. 30 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,163 Well, well, look who's gone Hollywood. 31 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,646 Do you need some assistance... 32 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,138 ...picking over the tattered remains of my life? 33 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:01,765 Nope, I'm good. 34 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,965 Hey, your early porno movies. 35 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,113 Oh, wait, are any of these hetero? 36 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,688 What's there is there. 37 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,743 You got any junk that will go up in value after you die? 38 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,245 Right this way. 39 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,353 My first weight set. 40 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,354 The weights that changed you from a Bavarian cream puff... 41 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,379 ...to a mass of twitching muscles? 42 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,904 They know you are talking about them. 43 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,583 I'll take it. 44 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,919 Who's up for coconut oil? 45 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,717 There's no way this junk is gonna fit in that car. 46 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,343 Don't worry. 47 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,118 This is what all those hours of playing Tetris were for. 48 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,502 No. 49 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,400 - Huh. Perfect. - But there's no room for you. 50 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:10,198 - Do you think you could give me a lift? - Sure. I'll carry you in this giant Snugli. 51 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,880 I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie My Baby is an Ugly Man. 52 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:22,294 Your heartbeat is so soothing. 53 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:26,402 Shh. Time for sleep, little fatso. 54 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,326 Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her Huggies. 55 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,151 Bart, don't say it like that. 56 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,527 You'll hurt her feelings. 57 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,000 Jeez, Louise. 58 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,201 How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that? 59 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,726 Don't try to pin this on me, sister. 60 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,282 Sorry, emergency. 61 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,681 Hello, Mrs. Homer. 62 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,402 Apu, where's your bathroom? 63 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,655 The bathroom is not for customers. Please use the crack house. 64 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,163 Aah! That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India. 65 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,187 All right, all right, but speak of this to no one. 66 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,393 Don't worry. That sign is just a ruse, like all high voltage signs. 67 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,922 There's a happy baby. Aren't you? 68 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:30,946 Aren't you? 69 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,614 Give me your purse. 70 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,805 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. - Shut up. 71 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,226 - It's not a purse. It's a diaper bag. - What? 72 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,655 It looks like a purse, that's why I bought it. 73 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,415 - But it's really a... - Shut up! 74 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,011 Fine. I'll just take this. 75 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,497 Come on, Mom, let's go. 76 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,801 Mom, are you okay? 77 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,266 It's all my fault my wife got mugged. 78 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,654 There you have it, boys. Case closed. 79 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,021 Look, this really made me feel vulnerable. 80 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,763 I wanna know how soon you think you'll catch this guy. 81 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,329 Don't worry, Marge, I swear to you I'll put my best man on it. 82 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,530 Oh, boy, is this awkward. 83 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,671 Wait, Marge. I don't want you to leave the house without this. 84 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,871 Emergency whistle, pepper spray... 85 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,874 ...and this map of the most vulnerable parts of a man's body. 86 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,866 Why is it Ned Flanders? 87 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,234 Oh, like, I'm gonna kick Chief Wiggum in the groin. 88 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,738 Okay, Marge, you can do this. 89 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,022 You've done it a thousand times before. 90 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,024 - Hi, Mrs. Simpson. - Aah! 91 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,757 Oh, no. I pepper-sprayed Ralph. 92 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,385 Even my boogers are spicy. 93 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,929 Sorry. 94 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:00,878 Let's go home. 95 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,913 There's nothing dangerous there except for the electrical wiring. 96 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,137 Mom, you didn't get the milk. 97 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,640 And you parked on top of the mailman. 98 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,715 It's okay. All part of the job. 99 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,374 Can you believe I get paid to wear short pants? 100 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,555 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come right out and help you. 101 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,418 I gave your necklace to my cheap girlfriend. 102 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,150 I just throw it in a drawer at night. 103 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,468 No, it'll tangle! 104 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:45,299 Sorry, I can't go outside. I'll call for help. 105 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,791 No hurry, I got plenty to read. 106 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,345 Ooh, Twilight Zone Magazine. It... 107 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,630 Oh, no, my glasses are broken. 108 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,929 Marge, I'm afraid you've developed agoraphobia: 109 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,868 A fear of leaving the home. 110 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,287 I recommend watching this Lifetime Channel movie. 111 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,520 It's called The Woman Who Died in Her Home. 112 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:12,305 Oh, my God. 113 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,192 Isn't there anything I can do? 114 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:18,092 Marge, I suggest you slowly desensitize yourself to the fear of going outside. 115 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:22,377 Create controlled situations where you can leave without pain or panic. 116 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,651 What if I can't feel comfortable outside again? 117 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,634 - I hope you like throwing dinner parties. - I do. 118 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,845 No one wants to eat dinner at a crazy lady's house. Get real. 119 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:36,162 Don't worry, Mom. This first time we'll only take a few steps outside. 120 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,104 All right, just to the mailbox and back. 121 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,903 Now, Dr. Hibbert said to use a number from one to 10... 122 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,207 ...to describe how anxious you are. 123 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,575 Two, three, two... 124 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,439 Don't worry. Everything is fine. 125 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,192 - What the hell is that? - Eight. 126 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,384 - Dad, it's just a bug. - Two... 127 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,741 Not just a bug. It's the queen of something. 128 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,327 Ten, 10, 10. 129 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:08,215 Don't worry. I'll set fire to the hive. 130 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,751 Twelve. Fifteen. Seven hundred and three. 131 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,398 Run! 132 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,593 Oh, my goodness. It looks just like the Kwik-E-Mart. 133 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,908 Yup, but you're still safe at home. 134 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,816 After a few practice trips here... 135 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,245 ...the real Kwik-E-Mart will be a piece of cake. 136 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,560 - Now, Bart will play Apu. - Mm-hm. 137 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,604 I'm a magazine rack. 138 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,993 Look, I'm the first to admit it. I don't write good parts for women. 139 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,786 I'm a robber. 140 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,041 - Aah! Help! - All this does is shoot bubbles. 141 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,315 Silly String! 142 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,673 Kids, I'll find your mother. Dad, we're canceling the rest of the play. 143 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:53,041 What play? What the hell is he talking about? 144 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,381 - Marge? - I'm gonna sleep down here tonight. 145 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,105 Listen, kids. Your mom is going to be living in the basement. 146 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,108 But with our love, she'll get better soon. 147 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,840 - What if she doesn't? - We'll have to smoke her out. 148 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,992 And may the peace of God be with you. Amen. 149 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,755 Amen. Over. 150 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,497 Breaker, Bartman to shut-in. The big guy's asleep. 151 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:23,956 Please advise. Over. 152 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,782 Whack him with the hymnal. Over. 153 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,742 - I roger that big time. - D'oh! 154 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:32,487 Why, you little... Oh, ha, ha, hi, Jesus. I was just... 155 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,555 Wow, honey, eating dinner downstairs is great. 156 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,097 Isn't it, kids? 157 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:44,050 The air hockey table makes passing the carrots a breeze. 158 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,929 Bart, eat your spinach, unh. 159 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,315 No way, unh. 160 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,566 Yes way. 161 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,041 Stop it, please. I'm trying to eat. 162 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,430 And all those feet going by the window are really creeping me out. 163 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,349 It's like we're at Cheers. 164 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,539 I loved that show because you always knew... 165 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,251 ...it was only a half-hour till Wings. Then you could just sleep till Monday. 166 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:09,919 Bye, Mom. 167 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,287 I'm sending the cat up with your lunches. 168 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,403 Goodbye, kids. 169 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,145 What to do now? 170 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,054 Too crazy to go outside. 171 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,046 Not crazy enough to have imaginary friends. 172 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,111 Why did Homer buy those? 173 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,572 No one's ever gonna use them. 174 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:45,278 Three, four and five eggs. 175 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,760 Ladies, feel that burn. 176 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,294 If you don't, the oven's not on. 177 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:56,769 Ten, 11, 12. 178 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,181 I can bench twice as much as when I started. 179 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,152 And look at my abs. 180 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,018 Mom. 181 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,314 I'm married to Joey Heatherton. 182 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:16,028 Ooh, you know what would zest up this hollandaise? A lemon. 183 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,796 - Dad, do you plan to get in shape? - No. 184 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,836 - Actually, I'm gonna eat twice as much. - Excellent. 185 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,370 Uh, guys, Mom just left the basement. 186 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:30,875 She's in the backyard. 187 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,110 I got all the way out to the tree before I realized I'd left the house. 188 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,762 I'm stronger than I've ever been. 189 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,525 I don't have to go back inside. 190 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,298 I'm not afraid. 191 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,803 - All right, Mom. - Yay, Mom. 192 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,101 - Woo-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 193 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,396 I'm not afraid. 194 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,722 Ned, I'm not afraid. 195 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,537 Well, aren't you a super-duper recouper? 196 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,999 Grampa, I'm not afraid. 197 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,626 Then you're not paying close enough attention. 198 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,923 - You? - What you been up to? Living in fear? 199 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,539 Not anymore. 200 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:28,068 You've just been Marge-inalized. 201 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,728 Marge, that was amazing. 202 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,576 It's like I'm married to Shaft. 203 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,141 Chief, I think that's the guy who mugged her. 204 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:42,896 Yeah. She caught her own criminal unlike the rest of you lazy bones. 205 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,171 You're not gonna find those criminals looking at your feet, people. 206 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:11,508 Marge Simpson? It's Ruth. Ruth Powers. 207 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,271 Ruth Powers? My old neighbor? 208 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,523 Oh, my goodness. Look at you. 209 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,077 I got this body in prison. 210 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,558 I was Miss Mexican Mafia three years in a row. 211 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,069 Wow. 212 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,347 You know, another 4 inches on your neck and you'd look pretty hot. 213 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,380 Ever thought of competing? 214 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,392 I don't have those kind of muscles. 215 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,259 Well, you could if you use these. 216 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,073 Steroids? 217 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,512 I can't take drugs. 218 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:40,797 I have many anti-drug bumper stickers I'd be making a liar out of my tailgate. 219 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,761 Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body... 220 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,461 ...like sweat or tumors. 221 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,213 But aren't there side effects? 222 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,091 Yes. Their main side effect is greatness. 223 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:56,459 But if you'd rather be weak and helpless... 224 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,961 No, no. 225 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,968 I feel good with no repercussions. 226 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,555 A little of this, a little of that. 227 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:13,768 Bulkanoids for my lats, Miso-Max for my delts... 228 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:18,377 ...and estrogen blockers for that minty taste. 229 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,338 Whoa! 230 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,290 Hurry up, kids, you'll miss the bus. 231 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,544 Wait, Otto, come back! 232 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,528 Not so fast, bus boy. 233 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,874 Man, what am I smoking? 234 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,002 Oh, yeah, pot. 235 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,848 Thanks, Mom. 236 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,602 Bye, kids. 237 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,155 Bye-bye. 238 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,983 Ha, ha, your mom changed. 239 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,614 Hey, hot stuff. I've got a competition tomorrow. 240 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,722 - I could use a good luck snuggle. - I'd rather talk about our feelings. 241 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,725 I feel that illegal performance-enhancing drugs... 242 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,777 ...are too common these days. Rebuttal? 243 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,574 Let's do it. 244 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,837 Uh, listen, my bulky flower... 245 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,799 - ...I have an early day tomorrow... - I wasn't asking. 246 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,285 Kids, I made your lunches. They're on the table. 247 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,092 Why didn't mom make our lunch? 248 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,001 Your mom has a lot of stuff to shave. 249 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:41,335 Now, let's meet the ladies who our doctors assure us are women. 250 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,923 The iron maidens. 251 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,384 Ay caramba. I'm off women forever. 252 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,622 Support the arts. 253 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,510 Yeah, that's rad, that's rad, yeah. 254 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,212 This is the cheapest vacation you've ever taken me on. 255 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,204 The man who shot Liberty Valance. 256 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,926 He shot Liberty Valance. 257 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,523 He was the bravest of them all. 258 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,159 Nice lady. 259 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,258 In second place, Marge Simpson. 260 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,051 All right. Yeah. Yeah! 261 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,159 Second place? 262 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,630 Oh, man, this will just encourage her. 263 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,435 I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes. 264 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,678 Quiet. Her muscular ears can hear us. 265 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:43,094 So then I popped my delts, clench and bam! Not a dry eye in the house. 266 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,023 I'm so proud of you, honey. 267 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,515 You bulked up but managed to keep your femininity. 268 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,893 And that's why I didn't win. 269 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,415 Sorry, sir. Sorry. 270 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,085 Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna up my glyco load... 271 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,921 - ...use a denser ripping gel... - Denser? 272 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:01,039 Damn straight. I didn't sacrifice my period for second place. 273 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,741 I hear that. 274 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:09,412 Uh, listen, Marge... Um, how can I put this delicately? 275 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,177 I don't got enough booze in this place to make you look good. 276 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,068 - Maybe death will stop your yammering. - Marge, easy. 277 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,709 Everyone pile on Homer's wife. 278 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,925 Disco Stu should have disco ducked. Ow. 279 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,903 Marge. 280 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:20,963 Somewhere in that sea of bull hormones is the sweet, wonderful girl I married. 281 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,945 The woman who instead of swatting a fly... 282 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,427 ...will give it a bath and send it on its way. 283 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,920 I'd sure like to go home and have Jiffy Pop with her. 284 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,206 Oh, my gosh. You're right. 285 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:39,607 Steroids have turned me into everything I hate. 286 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,723 Let's go home, sweetie. 287 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,500 Club soda will get that blood out. 288 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,679 Well, there's only one way to recoup my losses. 289 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,594 Whoa, Moe, wait a minute. Don't you have to buy insurance first? 290 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,157 Oh, crap. 291 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,337 You know, I really do miss being a lady. 292 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,486 And I miss being your knight in flabby armor. 293 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,833 Oh, Homie. 294 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,511 Ready for a real workout, Marge? 295 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,399 Good. Can you wax the car? 296 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,152 Ow. Ow. Ow. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.