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*THE SIMPSONS*
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Thanks for hosting.
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How was the sleepover?
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They each had a 5-Hour
Energy drink
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and a jar of Nutella
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hand then watched Russian
dashcam videos all night.
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Vodit’ znachit ubivat’!
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Listen, Marge.
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Every year, Kirk and I rent
a luxury villa in Costa Rica
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and invite a few select families
to join us.
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Maybe you’ve heard
about it?
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I’ve always dreamed
of being invited on this trip,
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and now it’s about to happen.
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Play it cool, Marge,
like only you can.
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Let me see.
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Um...
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Costa Rica...
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Nope, nope.
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Sorry, it’s news to me.
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We were wondering,
would your family
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be interested in joining us?
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When would you need
an answer by?
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Oh, the sooner the better.
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Season 31 Episode 07
Episode Title :"Livin La Pura Vida"
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Costa Rica!
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Costa Rica!
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Time to rock and...
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Costa Rica!
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Whee...!
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Costa Rica! Costa Rica!
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Costa Rica...!
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Costa Rica.
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Family meeting!
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Right now!
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Mwah!
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us
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on their super-exclusive
multi-family vacation
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to Costa Rica!
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We’ll stay in a luxury villa
right on the beach...
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Whoo-hoo!
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..near Pristine rain forests,
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home to five percent
of the species on Earth...
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Biodiversity!
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..in a land where it’s normal
for kids to carry machetes.
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Legalize it!
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can chew
on the guidebook.
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I’ve always dreamed
of being the kind of family
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that other families would be
willing to do things with.
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- Costa Rica!
- Costa Rica!
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-Costa Rica!
-Airport food court!
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-Airport food court!
-Costa Rica!
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Whoa.
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Now, that’s a tympanic membrane
that just won’t quit.
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Whoa.
This trip’s gonna cost how much?
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I know it’s expensive,
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but we spend our whole lives
worrying about money.
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That’s because we
don’t have that much.
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We have a mortgage,
a reverse mortgage.
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I think the house is owned
by the car.
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Life is about experiences.
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Look at this photo the Hibberts
posted from last year’s trip.
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- Now, look at my feed.
- Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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I want a photo of you and me
by that waterfall.
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The hope of going on this trip
is the only reason
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I’ve allowed Bart
to stay friends with Milhouse.
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Now I understand everything.
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Homie,
I know it’s a stretch,
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but if Kirk and Luann
can afford it...
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Yeah.
He can’t earn that much.
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His job is moving
the Topless Maids van
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so they don’t get
parking tickets.
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Let’s have one damn fling and
hope everything will be okay.
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You know what?
You are right.
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I am sick of being
the responsible one
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in this marriage.
Let’s live life.
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Remember,
we can never be poor
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as long as we have
each other.
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Oh... yes, we can.
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You know,
what if we stayed home
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and just did puzzles
of Costa Rica?
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I mean, this trip sounds
really expensive.
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-No, not really.
-What? No!
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You just let the grown-ups worry
about grown-up things, okay?
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Your mom and dad
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have our financial future
all under control.
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Ooh! Free ticket!
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The rich get richer!
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Ah, the multi-family vacation.
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Let’s see
who we’ve got.
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The Van Houtens, of course.
The Hibberts.
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Superintendent Chalmers
and his daughter.
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I can’t believe
my father is tearing us apart
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for a whole week.
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Sweetie,
it’s a very long flight.
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Why don’t you save
your phone battery.
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All you care about is
batteries!
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You’ve never been
in love.
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Your mother and I had a very...
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Never mind.
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Yep, not one person here
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I’d mind spending
an extended period of time with.
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I didn’t have time to wax,
so I’ll do it on the plane.
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What the hell
doing here?
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Well, Lou the cop and his sister
were gonna go,
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but a billboard fell on him
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and her wind chime store
burned down.
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So I suggested Patty
and her new girlfriend.
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You deliberately hid this
from me
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until it was too late
to back out.
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-Yes.
-Don’t try to deny it.
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Patty’s new relationship
really has to work out,
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because the dating apps
won’t take her anymore.
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All I ask is that
you’re nice to them.
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Evelyn, this is
my husband Homer.
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A very polite hello
to you, madam.
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Well, well,
Homer Simpson.
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I’ve heard
so much about you.
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Surely you have,
but in my defense,
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You're dating on a
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privately owned
merry-go-round
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is not
public urination.
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Hmm.
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- Wow! - Wow!
- Wow!
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Oh hoh!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Okay, who wants
Miguelitos?
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Now,
I should warn the newbies...
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these will seem
very authentic to you.
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Mmm.
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You stuffed it
pura vida in a glass.
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What?
Pura vida?
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Oh...
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Uh,
it means "pure life."
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Kind of a state of mind
down here.
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Very chill.
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Like what you think of
as chill
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but, like,
a million times chiller.
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Homie, I think
I’m having an experience.
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Every time a fruit meets a booze,
a magic vacation is born.
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Mmm.
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Oh...
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Well, you can try.
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Oh, boy,
I didn’t know that.
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-Hmm?
-Hmm?
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So true.
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- Hmm...
- Hmm.
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rodrigo rodrigo
mi hermano,
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put the bill on this.
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Nothing is less pura vida
than check-splitting.
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On this trip
I pay for everything up front...
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food, the villa rental,
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cloud forest murder
mystery...
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and I keep track of ’em
right here.
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Then we settle up
at the end.
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Smokey Blandings is putting on
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a cornhole clinic tonight.
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And this is where fatigue
really sets in, Jim.
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When you’re tossing
that fourth beanbag,
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your muscles
are screaming, son.
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-Booyah!
-Good heavenly days!
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Hmm?
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You also follow
the pro cornhole tour?
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Sure do. I used to play
on my daddy’s farm.
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We’d toss bags all day,
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even when it was hotter
than a two-dollar pistol.
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Ooh, ooh.
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That is hot.
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Do you always speak
in such colorful Southern-isms?
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Does a mama possum
skip church on Sundays?
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Hmm.
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I bet she does.
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Homer,
put your phone away.
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Evelyn, please.
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Evelyn, you don’t want
to go shopping with us?
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It’s a vacation,
sugar bear.
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We should be lying on the beach
like a lost flip-flop.
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But, darling, there’s nothing
to do at the beach except drink.
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You know what?
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Why don’t you two
take in the sights
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while I chaperone your
Southern señorita to the beach?
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Well, my, my,
what an elegant solution.
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Well, I guess this way
everyone’s happy.
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Tonight’s dinner
is amazing, folks:
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line-caught mahi mahi.
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The local fishermen pass the
lines down from father to son,
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so, boy,
you can taste the heritage.
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Dios mío!
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Eh, what?
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Oh.
Hey, guys.
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We met these awesome monkeys
on the beach,
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and we said
they could crash here
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in exchange
for them being hilarious.
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Sweetie,
you did not tell me
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your brother-in-law was
such a fun guy.
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You two should be
so happy.
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Your husband
and your girlfriend
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are amigos!
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Who’s that with you, Jimbo?
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Is that Stacy?
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Oh, my God.
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Jimbo is cheating on me!
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- Wha...? - Wha...?
- Wha...?
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Okay, makeup kit,
selfie stick.
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Oh, God,
where’s the selfie stick charger?
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Honey, relax.
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The waterfall picture’s
going to be fine.
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Fine? If this photo
is just "fine,"
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we’re getting a divorce.
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..Okay, okay,
that crossed the line,
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but this is
a once-in-a-lifetime trip
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and our only shot
at a perfect moment.
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I get it... you’re mad
about my awesome monkey party.
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But you wanted me to be nice
to Patty’s girlfriend,
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and guess what.
She’s cool.
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Just what you need,
another drinking buddy.
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Just promise me you’ll behave
for the rest of the trip.
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Okay, okay.
I will stay f-a-a-r away
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from Patty’s
fun Southern girlfriend.
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Or as she would say,
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"further away
than a fat-cheeked boy
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from a porch
full of grannies."
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Run, fat boy, run!
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Why are you freaking out?
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Shouldn’t you be
in the jungle
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kissing a boa constrictor
or something?
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This trip is so expensive,
and Mom and Dad don’t care,
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so I’m practicing sleeping
in a car
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for when we lose the house
and have to sleep in our car!
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Well,
Milhouse’s dad writes down
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how much money
everyone owes
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in that book,
so all we have to do is snag it,
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then show Mom and Dad
the numbers.
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Yes! That’ll snap ’em
out of their financial insanity.
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You up for a little
breaking and entering?
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Break into a grown-up’s bedroom?
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Whoa, big move.
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Okay, we’ll do it
when everyone’s on the hike.
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But how do we get rid
of Milhouse?
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Not a problem.
Milhouse already ditched me
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for Dr. Hibbert’s kid.
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His "vacation friend."
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Hey, JJ, do you still
like Legos?
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-Uh... not really.
-Me neither.
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Lego sucks!
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Hey, JJ,
why don’t we put on
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a play for the grown-ups
tonight?
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Ooh, sweetie, look,
a "Flowers of Costa Rica"
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scavenger hunt.
I wonder
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how many
we can find together?
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Just braid, Daddy!
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I need to look super hot
to win back Jimbo’s heart.
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Darling,
you’re experiencing
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so many emotions
for the first time.
256
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,507
And that’s very healthy,
but...
257
00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:14,093
He strayed
because of you!
258
00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:19,003
Hey, JJ, one time my friend got
a temporary tattoo
259
00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:21,628
but told his dad
it was real.
260
00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:24,542
Okay, let’s steal that
ledger.
261
00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:25,722
What’s that thing?
262
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,847
Grappling hook made
of Patty’s underwire bra
263
00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,464
and Dad’s
bathing suit drawstring.
264
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,901
Will it reach?
265
00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:44,636
This is so weird, being in
another grown-up’s bedroom.
266
00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,519
Boy, you’re telling me.
267
00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:48,652
He doesn’t even
work out.
268
00:11:48,764 --> 00:11:52,441
Uh, I don’t want to learn
anything else about this family.
269
00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:54,003
It’s too late.
270
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,339
All right,
bottled water break.
271
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,043
I can drink
from the stream.
272
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:05,261
After all these years,
my gut biomis simpatico
273
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,269
with the local bacteria.
274
00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,300
Ugh! Oh, God, there’s something
moving inside me!
275
00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:15,565
Oh, look out!
Oh, look out!
276
00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,167
Look out, I said look out!
Look out!
277
00:12:18,317 --> 00:12:22,659
Oh God! No simpatico!
No simpatico!
278
00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:25,566
Hey, Homer.
You want a hit off this?
279
00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:29,501
Oh, Evelyn. You and I both love
secret day drinking,
280
00:12:29,589 --> 00:12:31,799
but I promised Marge
I’d have a bad time
281
00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:33,305
the rest of this vacation.
282
00:12:33,393 --> 00:12:36,620
I hear exactly
what you’re saying.
283
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,402
Mm-hmm?
Mmm.
284
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,589
Did you find the ledger?
285
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,464
No,
but take a look at this.
286
00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:50,745
These are stone spheres
287
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:54,448
made by the extinct
Diquis people of Costa Rica.
288
00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:58,385
No one knows what they were for,
but they’re priceless artifacts.
289
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:01,887
So what is Milhouse’s
loser dad doing with them?
290
00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,245
Oh, I’m sorry,
Kirk’s tum-tum.
291
00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:11,011
Daddy drank some
ick-ick.
292
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,236
Oh, the rumblies are coming.
293
00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:15,823
The rumblies are coming!
294
00:13:15,911 --> 00:13:17,784
They’re here!
295
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,394
If we get this photo right,
296
00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:26,378
this multi-family vacation
will be worth every penny.
297
00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:30,909
You’re so cute
when you’re super controlling.
298
00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:33,277
You’ve been drinking.
299
00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:35,483
Well,
maybe Evelyn added
300
00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:38,210
a little Southern charm
to my water.
301
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:41,243
That woman!
She brings out the worst in you!
302
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,737
Look!
303
00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,277
Oh, my God.
304
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,542
It’s perfect.
305
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,605
You look good,
and I look better.
306
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,648
Post it. Post it.
307
00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:51,206
Homer!
308
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:55,141
Buddy, hi. Watch me do
a Savannah Polecat Flip.
309
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,263
No!
310
00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,210
Come back, camera fish!
311
00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:05,538
Oh!
312
00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:17,417
All I wanted was for my friends
to be jealous of me.
313
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,067
I hope you’re happy
314
00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:22,268
now that that bald gorilla
has dragged my girlfriend down
315
00:14:22,356 --> 00:14:25,028
to his pathetic level.
316
00:14:27,842 --> 00:14:29,458
Patricia Maleficent Bouvier,
317
00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:32,548
I’ve put up with you criticizing
my husband for years,
318
00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:33,879
and I’ve had it.
319
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:35,348
Evelyn got Homer drunk.
320
00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:37,481
Evelyn ruined
my dream photo.
321
00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:39,340
the bad influence.
322
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:41,020
That’s ridiculous.
323
00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:43,945
She may be Southern,
she may be a woman,
324
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,550
but you’re dating a Homer.
325
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,528
Oh, no.
326
00:14:52,528 --> 00:14:55,379
Mom, look what I found
in the Van Houtens’ room!
327
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:59,347
They are smuggling
these artifacts home to sell!
328
00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:02,723
That’s how they can afford
this vacation.
329
00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:03,973
But we can’t.
330
00:15:04,061 --> 00:15:05,974
And we’re gonna have
to live in our car,
331
00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:08,285
and the seats
in our car are sticky,
332
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:10,434
even though they’re cloth!
333
00:15:10,684 --> 00:15:13,449
You’re... you’re so gross.
334
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:15,051
It’s so gross.
335
00:15:15,879 --> 00:15:18,059
Salt... and pepper.
336
00:15:18,147 --> 00:15:20,169
These souvenirs
were supposed to be
337
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,335
our end-of-multi-family-vacation
gift to you all.
338
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,973
Way to spoil the surprise.
339
00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:28,668
Not very pura vida.
340
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:31,057
Not very pura vida.
at all.
341
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,598
Stacy and I are finished.
342
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,315
Shauna Chalmers,
will you marry me?
343
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,731
Oh, my God!
344
00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:40,371
Jimbo proposed!
345
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,801
We are getting freaking
married!
346
00:15:43,888 --> 00:15:46,168
- Ohh! - Ohh! - Ohh!
- Ohh! - Ohh!
347
00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,012
Oh, you guys
are slinking off early.
348
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,607
Don’t you want to come ziplining
and ruin the trip some more?
349
00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:57,351
Well, I would...
350
00:15:57,484 --> 00:16:00,628
like to agree with my wife
that it’s better we leave.
351
00:16:00,739 --> 00:16:03,457
I’ll give you the final bill now
so we can settle up.
352
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:06,192
No discount for leaving early
either. Huh!
353
00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,276
I maybe...
pura vida
354
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:10,827
now
but, uh, I’m not a sucker.
355
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,489
Lisa was right.
356
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,949
We really couldn’t afford
this trip.
357
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,660
Ooh, that’s a big number.
358
00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,705
How’s Patty?
I haven’t seen her.
359
00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,004
I don’t know
what happened.
360
00:16:37,092 --> 00:16:39,234
She... broke up with me.
361
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,849
Yeesh.
362
00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,355
I know you feel bad,
Mom,
363
00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:45,707
But the lady is
a Homer.
364
00:16:48,684 --> 00:16:51,243
Mmm.
365
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,223
Oh, all that money,
366
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,224
and we didn’t even get
the picture.
367
00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:57,192
Look at this.
368
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,512
Mr. Van Houten even
charged us
369
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,934
for those salt
and pepper shakers.
370
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,801
He said those were a gift.
371
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,802
And he didn’t even
give them to us.
372
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,308
Then we’re not leaving
without them.
373
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:21,356
Oh, so that explains it.
374
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,801
Gotcha.
375
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:30,090
Can’t you let us even zipline
in peace?
376
00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:32,957
Look what we found hidden
in your bedroom.
377
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:36,925
This is a portrait of explorer
Kirkedemious Van Houten,
378
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:40,421
who settled this area for
a Dutch cracker-trading company,
379
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:45,192
and he built this house,
which your family still owns.
380
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,981
You’re charging us thousands
of dollars in rent
381
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:49,883
for a house you get for free.
382
00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:52,082
The Van Houtens
are cheating all of us,
383
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:55,083
So, we...
vacation.
384
00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:57,589
-I’m stunned.
-I’m shocked.
385
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,824
I’m Shauna.
386
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,160
I’m just as surprised
as any of you.
387
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,348
Oh, what?!
Come on!
388
00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:06,382
This scam was her idea.
389
00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:09,223
And this year
she even charged you more
390
00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:11,348
so we could pay
for our "intimacy coach."
391
00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:14,217
I mean, how many things
can you do with a feather?
392
00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:15,598
Ooh.
393
00:18:15,686 --> 00:18:17,236
Oh, easy, guys, easy.
394
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:20,874
Everyone try to remain pura vida
Huh?
395
00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:23,341
I'm gonna pura vida
my foot in your ass
396
00:18:23,429 --> 00:18:25,396
if you don’t
give me back my money.
397
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,864
He’s zipping away!
398
00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:30,934
Stop him
before he endorses those checks!
399
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:35,209
So, you and Evelyn broke up?
400
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,903
I thought
you really liked her.
401
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,681
I did, but now all I see is Homer,
thanks to you.
402
00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:43,051
Patty! Come back!
403
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:46,660
I can’t!
Because I’m on a zipline...
404
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:48,847
Ooh.
405
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:53,092
Patty, I’m sorry I upset you,
but Evelyn is your Homer,
406
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,384
and no one else will ever
understand why you love her,
407
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:57,584
except for you.
408
00:18:57,672 --> 00:19:00,467
But there’s one huge difference
between them.
409
00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:06,828
I’m listening.
410
00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,670
Evelyn loves you,
411
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:12,407
and Homer hates you
more than anything in the world.
412
00:19:12,698 --> 00:19:14,469
Even more than he hates Selma?
413
00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:16,130
He feels sorry for Selma,
414
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,295
because she has to live
with you.
415
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:20,124
Hold on, Evelyn!
416
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,186
I’m coming!
417
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,459
Go ahead, take your money.
418
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,954
Take away a man’s
only source of income.
419
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,663
No, it’s real classy.
420
00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:32,420
We just got
a free vacation.
421
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,436
- Hooray! - Hooray!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
422
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:37,538
Now let’s charter a helicopter
back to the waterfall
423
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,405
to get your mom’s
precious picture.
424
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,444
No, no, no.
It’s okay.
425
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:47,256
Vacations aren’t
about the perfect photo.
426
00:19:47,404 --> 00:19:51,142
It’s about being in the moment
and billing your vida.
427
00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:52,952
Mwah!
428
00:19:54,288 --> 00:19:57,678
They’re as cute
as two bugs in a rug.
429
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,231
Aw.
430
00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:11,578
Honey,
I just want you to know
431
00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:13,842
that Jimbo Jones is
a fine young man,
432
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,648
and I’m very happy
for you two to be married.
433
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,655
-Truly.
-Yeah...
434
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:21,905
Jimbo’s parents freaked out
and canceled the wedding.
435
00:20:21,993 --> 00:20:23,014
Whatever.
436
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:25,092
I’m glad somebody
setting limits.
437
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:26,707
You know, pumpkin,
I’m doing my best.
438
00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:27,975
Do you understand
that?
439
00:20:28,063 --> 00:20:30,840
That as a single father,
it’s not always so easy
440
00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:33,569
to balance guidance
with respect for your...
441
00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:38,202
Yeah...ah...
442
00:20:38,358 --> 00:20:41,311
Yeah, now
we’re connecting, huh?
443
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,621
Sync & corrections
by srjanapala
444
00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:51,655
Why can’t we just leave?
445
00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:54,526
’Cause we have to clean up
before Uncle Pete gets here,
446
00:20:54,614 --> 00:20:56,658
or we’ll lose our week
next year.
447
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:05,207
Hey, hey,
this stuff is expensive!
448
00:21:05,342 --> 00:21:06,701
¿Comprende?
449
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:11,995
Uh-oh.
450
00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:13,314
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
451
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,404
No, amigos, no, no.
452
00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:15,519
No, pura vida!
453
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,980
Pura vida!
454
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:20,027
No!
No, bueno! Huh!
455
00:21:30,162 --> 00:21:31,553
Shh!