1 00:00:08,325 --> 00:00:09,425 D'oh! 2 00:00:21,505 --> 00:00:22,805 I haven't seen you before. 3 00:00:25,009 --> 00:00:27,338 Yeah, we go around... jumping, jump, jump. 4 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:29,487 Oh, we bouncy ba... ha, ha. 5 00:00:31,435 --> 00:00:32,843 Release the hounds. 6 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,880 I'm so excited Springfield finally has a vegan restaurant. 7 00:00:47,957 --> 00:00:50,291 I thought you'd enjoy this, Lisa. 8 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:53,836 You deserve to have the food that only you like. 9 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:55,699 Your St. Louis-style Baby Back Fibs, 10 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,632 leg of yam and Wagyu beets. 11 00:00:58,709 --> 00:01:01,135 Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here? 12 00:01:02,711 --> 00:01:06,710 I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face. 13 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,734 - And eyes. - Ew. 14 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:10,714 Why are you both kissing up to Lisa? 15 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,522 Is this her last meal? 16 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:15,691 You're gonna want to look thin in your coffin, 17 00:01:15,768 --> 00:01:17,860 so I'll eat your dessert. 18 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:20,511 Sure, have my dessert. You'll look like Dad. 19 00:01:21,565 --> 00:01:24,561 And for your information, we are not kissing up. 20 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,994 By the way, Lisa, have you picked a subject yet 21 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:30,080 for your "Most Interesting Person I Know" paper? 22 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,590 Aha! Mystery solved. 23 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,405 Once again, the school pits parents against each other. 24 00:01:34,429 --> 00:01:36,837 Homer, you're up. Sell yourself, dude. 25 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:39,882 Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan. 26 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:42,435 Astronaut, sometime taxpayer. 27 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,769 Oh, well, let's see, 28 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:46,555 "The most interesting person I know is a white male." 29 00:01:46,632 --> 00:01:49,683 That'll go over great in today's climate. 30 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,610 I hope you like blowback. 31 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:54,591 Mom, Dad, I've made my decision. 32 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:58,617 After a lot of soul-searching, I've decided to go with... 33 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:02,265 Frink! I'm writing about Professor Frink. 34 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:06,103 - Who? - You know. "Flavin, glayvin, hoyvik." 35 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,105 That Coke bottle with teeth? 36 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,964 He's devoted his life to helping the world through science. 37 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:15,417 Say, uh, can you tell me if I came in second or third? 38 00:02:15,494 --> 00:02:17,636 It's best not to proceed down that road. 39 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:21,640 Fine. Then I can end this little vegan charade. 40 00:02:23,961 --> 00:02:25,603 _ 41 00:02:29,527 --> 00:02:31,600 Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much 42 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:33,894 for letting me visit you during office hours. 43 00:02:33,971 --> 00:02:35,938 His last visitor was the process server 44 00:02:36,014 --> 00:02:37,801 for the monkey who's suing him. 45 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,158 Um, who's this? 46 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:40,826 Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler. 47 00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:42,277 We share the space here. 48 00:02:42,354 --> 00:02:45,331 Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities. 49 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,243 Professor Frink, I'd love to know 50 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:51,954 how you got started in science. 51 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:56,675 Oh, science? Well, I was created by science, my dear child. 52 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:58,293 Oh. That was you? 53 00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:02,014 Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby. 54 00:03:02,091 --> 00:03:05,184 Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare. 55 00:03:05,261 --> 00:03:07,136 My parents had great chemistry. 56 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:09,833 Uh, no love, but they were chemists. 57 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,836 The only way I could get noticed was through science 58 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,194 and changing the pitch of my voice 59 00:03:15,271 --> 00:03:18,605 so they couldn't help but notice me. 60 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:21,442 But I never had my breakthrough. 61 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:24,848 In a world of Einsteins, I am a James Chadwick. 62 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,780 - Who? - Well, exactly. 63 00:03:26,857 --> 00:03:29,708 It's too bad your name isn't famous. 64 00:03:29,785 --> 00:03:32,161 All this will change, for I have been developing 65 00:03:32,237 --> 00:03:34,997 my own cryptocurrency. 66 00:03:35,073 --> 00:03:38,000 Oh. I have no idea what that means. 67 00:03:38,076 --> 00:03:40,197 What do they teach you at that school? 68 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,837 How to get the teachers coffee. 69 00:03:41,914 --> 00:03:45,891 Yeah... A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking 70 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:51,305 a link to TV's most beloved scientist, Mr. Jim Parsons. 71 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,206 People think I'm a nerd, 72 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:55,208 but I'm actually super cool. 73 00:03:55,285 --> 00:03:57,752 That's why I'm here to talk about the really cool subject 74 00:03:57,829 --> 00:04:00,472 of distributed consensus-based cryptocurrency. 75 00:04:00,549 --> 00:04:02,118 Kachinga. 76 00:04:07,339 --> 00:04:10,460 Could a nerd do that? I don't think so. 77 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,225 For cryptocurrency to work, we need a record 78 00:04:12,302 --> 00:04:14,311 of every transaction that occurs. 79 00:04:14,363 --> 00:04:17,322 These are recorded in what's called a distributed ledger. 80 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:21,108 _ 81 00:04:21,109 --> 00:04:23,391 _ 82 00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:25,880 _ 83 00:04:25,881 --> 00:04:27,459 _ 84 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,540 _ 85 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,757 _ 86 00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:36,381 _ 87 00:04:36,382 --> 00:04:39,017 _ 88 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:43,018 _ 89 00:04:44,426 --> 00:04:46,184 When you use the currency, 90 00:04:46,261 --> 00:04:48,762 the transaction is recorded in the ledger. 91 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:52,357 I can dig it. 92 00:04:52,434 --> 00:04:54,192 And when one ledger book gets filled up, 93 00:04:54,269 --> 00:04:56,339 we add to a "chain" of previous books. 94 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,363 That's the "blockchain." 95 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,773 Later, glitches. 96 00:04:59,849 --> 00:05:01,107 If you'd like to learn more 97 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:02,776 about how cryptocurrencies work, 98 00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:05,682 here's everything else you need to know. 99 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:09,124 And goodbye from me, super cool Jim Parsons. 100 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,878 It went in. It went in! It went in! 101 00:05:12,955 --> 00:05:16,289 It went in! It went in... You saw it! It went in! 102 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:18,833 So will Frinkcoin finally be the invention 103 00:05:18,910 --> 00:05:20,218 that makes me rich? 104 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:21,306 Or will... 105 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,701 Well, uh, thank you for your support. 106 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,559 Frinkcoin, the brainchild of longtime bachelor... 107 00:05:27,636 --> 00:05:30,804 of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint. 108 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,065 Arnie Pye is live at the news conference. 109 00:05:33,141 --> 00:05:34,235 I don't know why, Kent. 110 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:36,184 With all the layoffs, they've got me, 111 00:05:36,261 --> 00:05:38,311 the traffic guy, on the science beat. 112 00:05:38,388 --> 00:05:41,147 I just found out how a helicopter flies. 113 00:05:41,224 --> 00:05:42,691 It's terrifying! 114 00:05:42,939 --> 00:05:44,554 Well, whatever the heck that was, 115 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,723 Frinkcoin was just rated the world's most stable 116 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,580 financial instrument, beating gold, 117 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,157 the renminbi and roadside corn. 118 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:53,368 Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency 119 00:05:53,445 --> 00:05:55,203 when the grid goes down. 120 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,568 That's why I started my hedge fund. 121 00:06:01,077 --> 00:06:03,573 Another billionaire? How did he make his money? 122 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,672 Paraffin? Castor oil? 123 00:06:05,749 --> 00:06:08,266 Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares? 124 00:06:08,343 --> 00:06:10,385 Actually, cryptocurrency. 125 00:06:10,462 --> 00:06:13,847 Oh, I know about cryptocurrency. I have it in my crypt. 126 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:16,086 No, sir, this is a new kind of digital currency, 127 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,754 based on blockchain. 128 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,904 Oh, I know all about blockchain. 129 00:06:22,691 --> 00:06:26,284 Again, not what you're thinking. 130 00:06:26,361 --> 00:06:28,264 This new currency has made Professor Frink 131 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,055 the richest man in Springfield. 132 00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:34,771 Wait. Are you saying I am no longer the richest man in town? 133 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,004 I'm afraid not, Monty. 134 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,543 You have the gall to call me Monty? 135 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,420 Just because you chew my food 136 00:06:45,497 --> 00:06:47,922 makes you think we're on a first-name basis? 137 00:06:47,999 --> 00:06:50,050 Of course not, sir. I'll never do that again. 138 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:52,310 I will have my dinner now. 139 00:06:52,387 --> 00:06:54,262 Lobster Thermidor. 140 00:06:54,339 --> 00:06:56,126 Start chewing. 141 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,461 But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish. 142 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:02,070 And I'm not, Wayland. 143 00:07:08,714 --> 00:07:12,308 It went in... You saw it. It went in! 144 00:07:14,359 --> 00:07:15,834 Hi, Professor. 145 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:17,002 I wanted to see how you're enjoying 146 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:19,171 your newfound fame and wealth. 147 00:07:19,247 --> 00:07:22,457 He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much. 148 00:07:22,534 --> 00:07:26,178 Well, the first ten million went to pay off student loans. 149 00:07:26,254 --> 00:07:28,421 S-Strange, strange. 150 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:31,850 I have the fame and fortune I've always desired and yet, 151 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:35,270 I'm... well, I'm as empty as a Dewar vacuum flask. 152 00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:39,502 Well, maybe it's time to take care of yourself now. 153 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,838 What are the things that you've always wanted? 154 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,979 Oh, let's see, I've always wanted one of those pens 155 00:07:45,056 --> 00:07:46,940 with the four different colors. 156 00:07:47,016 --> 00:07:48,845 I fashioned one myself, but it's, uh, 157 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,912 it's a tad bit unwieldy. 158 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:57,617 You can get those pens, and so much more. 159 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,690 Do they make a silencer for his constant nasal whistle? 160 00:08:02,194 --> 00:08:03,526 Well, you know what? 161 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,863 You will never have to worry about my adenoidal hiss again. 162 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:11,890 I can still hear it! 163 00:08:11,967 --> 00:08:14,559 He's in Chicago, for God's sake! 164 00:08:14,636 --> 00:08:17,303 Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab. 165 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,639 You do accept Frinkcoin, right? 166 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,517 I'll accept any currency except the Albanian lek. 167 00:08:22,594 --> 00:08:24,310 I sunk everything I had into it, 168 00:08:24,387 --> 00:08:27,188 and now I ain't got two qindarkas to rub together. 169 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:30,386 But that Frink, man, boy, he's sure got it made. 170 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:33,653 Yeah, I wonder what he's doing now. 171 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,540 I said I wonder what he's doing now! 172 00:08:38,326 --> 00:08:39,868 Yes, come in. 173 00:08:39,944 --> 00:08:42,232 So, are you happier? 174 00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:44,998 No. No... I got everything I wanted. 175 00:08:45,074 --> 00:08:48,071 Even the pen. But I'm-I'm still sad. 176 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,095 Aw, poor guy. 177 00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:54,716 What? That's just Amazon delivery. Calm yourself. 178 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:57,844 You should have seen poor Professor Frink, Dad. 179 00:08:57,921 --> 00:09:00,388 Poor Frink? He's the richest guy in town. 180 00:09:00,465 --> 00:09:03,683 But he's not rich in the most important thing there is. 181 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,019 Health? 182 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,613 Oh, yeah. 183 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:11,357 No. The most important thing is friends. 184 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:14,194 Dad, you should take Professor Frink to Moe's. 185 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,788 Oh, I can't do that. It's like having your mother's sisters 186 00:09:16,865 --> 00:09:18,198 come for a visit. 187 00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:20,700 Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes. 188 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:23,128 Taking Frink to Moe's. 189 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,131 Never seen a fat man move so fast. 190 00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,799 Got a cigarette? 191 00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:29,593 Not since we moved to Disney. 192 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,283 All right, next question... Hey! Pay attention. 193 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:37,309 Name a drink made from hops and barley. 194 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:39,311 Barley hops? 195 00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:40,762 No. 196 00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:43,097 - Meryl Streep? - Good guess, but no. 197 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:44,933 Uh, hey, guys, 198 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:47,101 I was wondering if my friend Professor Frink and I 199 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:48,895 could join you? 200 00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:50,800 All right, but we've been playing a long time. 201 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,275 Don't expect to just come in and join a wall of trivia champs. 202 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:57,111 Well... oh, my goodness, well, no one... 203 00:09:57,128 --> 00:09:58,128 _ 204 00:09:58,129 --> 00:10:00,476 The Bay City Rollers, Ed "Too Tall" Jones, 205 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,312 the cronut and ring-a-levio, 206 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:05,148 also known as ring-o-lario on Staten Island, 207 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,580 but those people are, well, they're quite backward. 208 00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:08,773 All correct. 209 00:10:10,368 --> 00:10:13,178 I'm "Too Tall" Jones, and even I didn't know the answer was me. 210 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,592 - Sir? - Oh, it's "sir" now, is it? 211 00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:22,470 Not "Monty" or "Queen B"? 212 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,524 No, sir. And I really appreciate the long, healthy walk 213 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,268 from my new parking spot. 214 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,342 Get in all 10,000 steps. 215 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:34,177 Good, the two things I can't take 216 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,985 are insubordination and a slight breeze. 217 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,184 Mm, yeah. Uh, sir, to make you the wealthiest man 218 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,615 in town again, I've assembled a team 219 00:10:42,692 --> 00:10:45,210 of the greatest mathematicians and cryptographers 220 00:10:45,287 --> 00:10:46,661 to ever leave their rooms. 221 00:10:46,738 --> 00:10:49,359 They're here to develop... Burnscoin. 222 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:50,860 Will there be actual coins? 223 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,333 If so, make sure they're made 224 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,127 from something men must die mining. 225 00:10:54,203 --> 00:10:57,222 Is there an ivory that comes from people? 226 00:10:57,299 --> 00:10:59,507 So, here are the programmers working on your currency. 227 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:02,135 And I've discovered some serious issues with this nuclear plant. 228 00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,971 By my calculations, the cracks in the coolant pipes 229 00:11:05,048 --> 00:11:06,473 are growing exponentially. 230 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,184 Smithers, give this poindexter a McKinley Rub. 231 00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:15,356 Now, listen here, you magna cum losers! 232 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,317 You are here for one reason and one reason only: 233 00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:20,820 to create a pseudo currency like the Bitcoin or the peso 234 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,392 that will make me rich. 235 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,699 So rich I could buy ten NFL teams. 236 00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:26,229 Not the Jets. 237 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,535 Okay, people, laptops open, 238 00:11:27,612 --> 00:11:29,537 headphones on, Red Bulls popped. 239 00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:31,331 We'll get this, Monty. 240 00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,635 Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir. 241 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,170 I'll get help. 242 00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:40,576 Wayland, I think what you're doing comes out of anger. 243 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,175 Are you upset with Mr. Burns? 244 00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:45,053 - No. - Please, you're safe here. 245 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:48,181 Oh, the things I've done for that hollow-boned horror show! 246 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:50,683 That interview he did for Vanity Fair? 247 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,393 I wrote all his answers. 248 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,104 Like he would ever spend a weekend in Santa Barbara. 249 00:11:55,157 --> 00:11:57,115 I'm the one who loves Sideways... me! 250 00:11:57,192 --> 00:11:59,262 Does anyone have any thoughts about how Wayland 251 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,452 can approach these feelings? 252 00:12:00,528 --> 00:12:01,764 You? Oh, I'm sorry. 253 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,404 I-I don't know your name yet. 254 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:05,865 Well, I learned in dealing with Bruce Willis that... 255 00:12:06,613 --> 00:12:07,742 I'm sorry! 256 00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:10,703 Whenever I say his name I expect a phone to be thrown at me. 257 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:11,913 - Christian Bale. - Roseanne. 258 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,109 - Jared Leto. - Roseanne! 259 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,248 - Katherine Heigl. - Trump. 260 00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:15,750 - Trump. - Trump. - Roseanne! 261 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,377 Wayland, I'm going to write you a prescription 262 00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:18,586 for Sychophantanyl. 263 00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,088 Take one every time you feel 264 00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:21,589 like saying what you really think. 265 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,549 Ah, thank you. 266 00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:25,885 I just got a text. 267 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,654 Anyone here who works for Mariah Carey, 268 00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:31,461 meet her at SoulCycle and bring a kitten... now! 269 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,395 Listen, Professor, 270 00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,271 why-why are we hanging around Moe's Tavern 271 00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:39,157 when we could be somewhere good? 272 00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:40,992 Fear not, my new best friends. 273 00:12:41,069 --> 00:12:42,660 I will take you on a tour 274 00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:45,071 of Springfield's finest establishments. 275 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,498 Come on, let's go. It'll be joyous, 276 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,449 and raucous, and other things. 277 00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:49,951 Three cheers for Frink! 278 00:12:50,027 --> 00:12:52,245 Actually, studies show that one and a half 279 00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:54,622 is the optimum number of cheers, so... 280 00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:56,007 Hip hip hooray! 281 00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:57,959 - Hip hip... - And done. 282 00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,919 ♪ If you're poor and find yourself ♪ 283 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:03,014 ♪ Outside the door, just ask me ♪ 284 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,350 ♪ To buy your drink ♪ 285 00:13:05,427 --> 00:13:07,268 ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ 286 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,356 ♪ Clink my link, you'll swim, not sink ♪ 287 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:14,025 ♪ Here is my pitch, come on, be rich ♪ 288 00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:16,194 ♪ Hey, what's to think ♪ 289 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:19,105 ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ 290 00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,607 ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 291 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:24,013 This Frink has been gold peacocking all over town. 292 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,205 What's taking you Slide Rule Charlies so long? 293 00:13:27,282 --> 00:13:29,185 We aren't able to create a cryptocurrency 294 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,825 as powerful as the Frinkcoin. 295 00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,378 But... this equation, if solved, 296 00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:36,047 could make all digital coins worthless. 297 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:38,361 - Including Frink's. - Excellent. 298 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,385 How long will it take to solve? 299 00:13:40,462 --> 00:13:43,004 Well, if we work weekends and bring in some extra help, 300 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,867 I'd say 90,000 years. 301 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,241 - Uh-huh, uh, yeah, uh-huh. - Yeah, mm-hmm. 302 00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:48,371 - Bah! - Ow. Ow. 303 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,561 - Ow. Ow. - Ah. 304 00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:50,678 Get out! 305 00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:55,183 As for Frink, if I can't break his bank, 306 00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:56,851 I'll break his spirit. 307 00:14:00,802 --> 00:14:02,648 Amazing, Professor! 308 00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:03,942 You win again! 309 00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,413 This is my only suit of clothes! 310 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,364 Ahoy-hoy! I was in the neighborhood 311 00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:12,250 and thought we might have a drink. 312 00:14:12,327 --> 00:14:14,419 You know, billionaire to billionaire. 313 00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:18,790 Oh, I just love champagne that's been in space, don't you? 314 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,026 Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you. 315 00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,223 That is not true! 316 00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:25,080 Those guys are my best buddies! 317 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,867 Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there. 318 00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:30,752 Well, think about this, Professor. 319 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,565 The curse of wealth is that you will never, 320 00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:36,591 ever again know if anyone truly likes you. 321 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,002 Oh, my, could it be that they're, 322 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,138 well, they're really just leeches? 323 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:47,269 Hmm. Mm. 324 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,772 Oh, evil and, uh... 325 00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:57,445 Frink interview, final chapter, "Happily Ever After." 326 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,759 I'm just so unbelievably sad. 327 00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:00,949 I mean, is he right? 328 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,993 Do I really have no true friends? 329 00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,071 Come get some. 330 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:09,532 Don't worry about what Mr. Burns says. 331 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,576 He's a vicious old viper who knows 332 00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,369 nothing of the human heart. 333 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,796 Oh, and you do? 334 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,609 Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. 335 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,209 My parents have split up nearly a thousand times. 336 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,304 My brother is a scab on society's knee. 337 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,806 And every time I get a pony or make a friend, 338 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,142 they get the hell out of town. 339 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,927 Wow, you have lived quite a life. 340 00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:31,124 Yeah, it's not all bad. 341 00:15:31,148 --> 00:15:32,931 I had a jazz friend. 342 00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:34,891 Who died. 343 00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:37,894 Here's my plan, Smithers. 344 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,470 We put the equation here. 345 00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:42,273 And the ingenuity of crowds will solve it for us by tomorrow, 346 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,972 thus rendering all cryptocurrency worthless. 347 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,613 - Well, what if they don't? - Don't worry, Smithers. 348 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,978 If this doesn't work, I'll get some of my old Yale buddies in. 349 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:54,336 Well, they're dead and their children are dead, sir. 350 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,649 Oh, my. 351 00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:58,506 Mm? Hmm. 352 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,320 Someone's gonna solve that? 353 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:03,990 This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm. 354 00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:07,799 They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice! 355 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,329 Stay in your lane, Mel! 356 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,331 You've given me no lane! 357 00:16:11,355 --> 00:16:13,304 Eh, at least it's not another billboard 358 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:16,266 complaining about crimes I haven't solved. 359 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,276 _ 360 00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:22,152 _ 361 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,551 _ 362 00:16:24,552 --> 00:16:28,317 _ 363 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,350 Who would do this, Lou? 364 00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:32,123 Who?! 365 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,724 _ 366 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,328 All my life, I believed in the scientific meth-od. 367 00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:40,623 I need proof that my friends actually are... 368 00:16:41,577 --> 00:16:42,625 ...uh, uh, friends. 369 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,553 Hey, Professor. 370 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,055 Boy, I can't wait to sit in the skybox 371 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,965 for the big game today. 372 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,046 I'm gonna have chicken and popcorn 373 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,676 and never watch the game. 374 00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,511 Well, I'm so sorry, change in plans. 375 00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,471 You see, the skybox wasn't available, 376 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,899 so I got regular tickets. 377 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,642 Oh, that reminds me. 378 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,902 I need to have a cyst removed. 379 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,570 Now's as good a time as any. 380 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,050 Yeah, and I got to be there 381 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:05,718 to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate." 382 00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:07,075 Do resuscitate! 383 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,869 Ah, uh, I really should write that down. 384 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,070 _ 385 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,036 All right, now, now, the experiment is not yet complete. 386 00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,329 Let's just see here. 387 00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:24,208 Oh, Professor, you kill me! 388 00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:28,046 I never heard such a crazy bunch of nonsense talk. 389 00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:30,548 Yeah, I-I was speaking Mandarin Chinese. 390 00:17:31,422 --> 00:17:33,268 So... this time, would one of you 391 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,145 be so kind as to, uh... 392 00:17:37,048 --> 00:17:38,890 No one outsmarts ol' Gil. 393 00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,184 Ooh, hot, hot, hot! 394 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,277 Cha-cha! 395 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,356 Well, that's it, from now on, 396 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,117 my only company will be A.I., I insist. 397 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,361 My first independent thought is 398 00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:53,559 I dislike you. 399 00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:04,110 Oh, thank God you woke me. 400 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,542 I was having a terrible dream. 401 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,623 Oh, about what? 402 00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:09,679 All the awful things I've done. 403 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,783 Oh, I knew you shouldn't have had 404 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,382 that second blueberry at dinner, 405 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,092 but this is why I brought you. 406 00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:15,977 Look, someone posted a solution on the whiteboard. 407 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,790 Frink is ruined! 408 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,387 Yarr, this problem has been speared in the head, 409 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,799 hauled on the deck, and sliced up the guts, 410 00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:29,065 eh, mathematically speaking. 411 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,441 Yarr. 412 00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,944 So, who found the solution? 413 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,780 Did I do it? 414 00:18:35,857 --> 00:18:37,165 No... 415 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,783 Hmm, I guess we'll never know. 416 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,146 The important thing is that once again, 417 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,504 I am the richest man 418 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,151 in a town of 32,000 people. 419 00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:47,675 Excellent. 420 00:18:55,649 --> 00:18:58,094 And so, the equation was solved. 421 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,666 Solved by the one person who could solve it: 422 00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:03,099 Professor John Frink. 423 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,267 End of report. 424 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,768 How did you know? 425 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,771 A girl learns a lot writing a second grade report. 426 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,983 I knew that you'd be willing to throw away everything you had, 427 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,943 because it didn't mean anything. 428 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,515 And I had a pretty good idea 429 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,350 of what your handwriting looks like. 430 00:19:17,374 --> 00:19:20,116 Also, anyone else smart enough to solve this 431 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,022 is too smart to come to Springfield. 432 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,829 Well, you really understand me. 433 00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:28,027 Young lady, you are my best friend. 434 00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:31,127 - Hoyvik. - Aw, really? 435 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,889 Well, beware, I lose everything I care about. 436 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,869 Well, you won't lose me. 437 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,968 I'll always be right here. 438 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,062 In this flash drive. 439 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,931 I will treasure this forever. 440 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,902 I had a billion dollars... what have I done?! 441 00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,525 Ugh. Ten glorious days of peace. 442 00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,360 I was able to finish my dissertation. 443 00:19:56,437 --> 00:19:59,058 Losing a billion dollars means nothing 444 00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:01,458 as long as I see you again. 445 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,255 Are we gonna do this? 446 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,082 ♪ Thanks for the currency ♪ 447 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:25,273 ♪ All my dollar bills ♪ 448 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,017 ♪ Piled up to the hills ♪ 449 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,353 ♪ Ruble, pound, or Deutschmark ♪ 450 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,593 ♪ You all give me such thrills. ♪ 451 00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:36,951 Didn't I fight alongside you in the war? 452 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,278 Um, we weren't on the same side, 453 00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,462 but I was there. 454 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,960 Ooh, much better. 455 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,079 ♪ Thanks ♪ 456 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:50,373 ♪ For the currency ♪ 457 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,467 ♪ We watched it rise and fall ♪ 458 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,877 ♪ But we both had a ball ♪ 459 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,472 ♪ We made this song so long ♪ 460 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,119 ♪ It spilled into the crawl. ♪ 461 00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:02,060 Hoyvik. 462 00:21:30,243 --> 00:21:31,313 Shh! 463 00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:37,097 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com