1 00:00:00,999 --> 00:00:04,999 ♪ The Simpsons 25x20 ♪ Brick Like Me Original Air Date on May 4, 2014 2 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:09,653 Homie! Homie, wake up! 3 00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:11,555 You're having a nightmare. 4 00:00:11,589 --> 00:00:13,757 It's not selling out. It's co-branding. 5 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:14,958 Co-branding! 6 00:00:14,992 --> 00:00:16,393 Wake up! 7 00:00:18,095 --> 00:00:20,497 Oh, honey, the best part of every day 8 00:00:20,531 --> 00:00:22,799 is waking up to your smiling face. 9 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:24,167 Oh... 10 00:00:24,201 --> 00:00:26,670 Just like the best day of my life was when you 11 00:00:26,704 --> 00:00:28,505 gave me your hand in marriage. 12 00:00:28,539 --> 00:00:30,407 Ooh. 13 00:00:30,441 --> 00:00:32,208 I'd like it back, please. 14 00:00:33,678 --> 00:00:35,178 Hey! Drop it, you stupid dog! 15 00:00:35,212 --> 00:00:37,080 That's one of my wife's pieces! 16 00:00:37,114 --> 00:00:39,416 She needs it to reciprocate high fives! 17 00:00:42,653 --> 00:00:44,754 That's okay, Homie. 18 00:00:44,789 --> 00:00:47,424 I'll just grab another. 19 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,491 Mmm... 20 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,527 Oh... I haven't worn this one 21 00:00:50,561 --> 00:00:52,462 since New Year's. 22 00:00:57,234 --> 00:01:00,203 Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem... 23 00:01:00,237 --> 00:01:01,871 weird today? 24 00:01:01,906 --> 00:01:04,207 You're right-- something is different 25 00:01:04,241 --> 00:01:06,443 about the Simpsons today. 26 00:01:06,477 --> 00:01:09,112 Your father's wearing a tie. 27 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:10,647 Oh, that's what's different! 28 00:01:10,681 --> 00:01:12,549 That's the one and only thing. 29 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,384 Maggie! Stop that! 30 00:01:14,418 --> 00:01:16,586 No more playing with your food. 31 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:22,058 Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo. 32 00:01:24,362 --> 00:01:27,130 Uh, yes, is this a toy store? 33 00:01:27,164 --> 00:01:30,000 Uh-huh. I'm supposed to get my daughter a birthday present-- 34 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:31,835 hmm, what's it called? 35 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:34,671 Here it is. Perky Patty's Princess Shop. 36 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:40,844 Oh! I'm so sorry-- but I have an awesome excuse: 37 00:01:40,878 --> 00:01:42,479 I was distracted driving. 38 00:01:42,513 --> 00:01:44,080 Oh, don't worry about it. 39 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:46,583 Good thing we don't feel pain. 40 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:48,785 Hey! These are the monkey's legs! 41 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:53,490 Come back! I'm a clown! 42 00:01:53,524 --> 00:01:55,492 I can't afford to look ridiculous! 43 00:01:56,894 --> 00:01:59,496 Hey, Bart, check out what I brought for share day. 44 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,765 Whoa! A skunk! 45 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:03,166 Who should we stink first? 46 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,402 It can't spray-- it's been de-sacked. 47 00:02:05,436 --> 00:02:06,436 Ew! 48 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:09,406 The gypsy skunk-seller lied! 49 00:02:16,247 --> 00:02:17,914 He went in there! 50 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,951 Stop it! If you pull out those bricks, 51 00:02:21,986 --> 00:02:24,020 the whole school could collapse! 52 00:02:24,055 --> 00:02:26,022 But there's a skunk in there. 53 00:02:26,057 --> 00:02:28,425 Scottish steak! 54 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:41,771 You are going to rebuild every brick of this school. 55 00:02:41,806 --> 00:02:43,940 This says: ages 12 and up. 56 00:02:43,974 --> 00:02:46,776 Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it. 57 00:02:48,946 --> 00:02:51,181 And to motivate you, some words of support 58 00:02:51,215 --> 00:02:53,083 from the school chum. 59 00:02:56,821 --> 00:02:58,388 Haw-haw! 60 00:02:58,422 --> 00:03:00,090 Thank you, Nelson. 61 00:03:04,862 --> 00:03:08,064 One Perky Patty's Princess Shop, please. 62 00:03:08,099 --> 00:03:10,734 Ah. Always good to meet a fellow AMFOP. 63 00:03:10,768 --> 00:03:13,269 Huh? Adult Male Fan of Princesses. 64 00:03:13,304 --> 00:03:15,105 It's for my daughter. 65 00:03:15,139 --> 00:03:16,840 Yes, yes, it's always for the daughter. 66 00:03:16,874 --> 00:03:18,241 Well, that's weird. 67 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:20,510 I feel like I've seen this toy before. 68 00:03:23,147 --> 00:03:24,948 Do you like it, honey? 69 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:27,484 I love it, Dad! Thank you. 70 00:03:27,518 --> 00:03:30,120 Well, have fun putting it together. 71 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:33,022 Wait, wha... Dad, don't you want to build it with me? 72 00:03:33,057 --> 00:03:34,824 Well, there's no dad on the box. 73 00:03:34,859 --> 00:03:36,726 I don't want to get in trouble. 74 00:03:36,761 --> 00:03:39,395 Of course I do! 75 00:03:44,168 --> 00:03:45,468 Mm-hmm. 76 00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:47,137 Well, what do you know? 77 00:03:47,171 --> 00:03:49,372 I enjoyed playing with you. 78 00:03:49,406 --> 00:03:51,040 Me, too, Dad. 79 00:03:51,075 --> 00:03:52,776 No, no, no. Listen to me. 80 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:56,713 We played... and it wasn't boring. 81 00:03:56,747 --> 00:03:58,248 We've played lots of times. 82 00:03:58,282 --> 00:03:59,649 Of course we have! 83 00:03:59,683 --> 00:04:01,885 Because you're my girl and I love you. 84 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:04,120 But I'm letting you in on a secret. 85 00:04:04,155 --> 00:04:06,289 When parents play with their kids, 86 00:04:06,323 --> 00:04:08,291 they don't like it. 87 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,760 And I'm no different. Oh. 88 00:04:10,795 --> 00:04:12,495 Suddenly I can't breathe. 89 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:16,232 Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. 90 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:18,635 And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, 91 00:04:18,669 --> 00:04:20,236 I would read the fiction. 92 00:04:20,271 --> 00:04:21,971 I swear to God I would. 93 00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:25,742 Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. 94 00:04:25,776 --> 00:04:27,744 Surely some of them like 95 00:04:27,778 --> 00:04:29,412 playing with... Nope, not even one. 96 00:04:29,446 --> 00:04:32,248 Just look at the things you kids like: tea parties 97 00:04:32,283 --> 00:04:33,817 with pretend food; 98 00:04:33,851 --> 00:04:36,519 hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; 99 00:04:36,554 --> 00:04:40,824 and the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... 100 00:04:42,293 --> 00:04:44,260 Candy Land. 101 00:04:44,295 --> 00:04:46,162 Oh. But this... 102 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:49,132 this is tolerable! 103 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:52,368 What a crazy vision. 104 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:55,271 I was in a world where nothing is made of bricks, 105 00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:56,673 except for toys! 106 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:58,741 Hey, read the sign. 107 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,543 Thank you. 108 00:05:02,646 --> 00:05:03,746 Marge, I'm telling you, 109 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:06,015 it was so weird. 110 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,817 My body was squishy, 111 00:05:07,852 --> 00:05:11,788 and my hands looked like snakes made of meat! 112 00:05:11,822 --> 00:05:13,156 It was horrible! 113 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:16,593 Oh, Homie, it was probably just a mini-stroke. 114 00:05:16,627 --> 00:05:18,928 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 115 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:20,997 Whatever you saw, it wasn't real. 116 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:22,999 That's how the world works. 117 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:25,201 Everything fits with everything else, 118 00:05:25,236 --> 00:05:28,371 and nobody ever gets hurt. I know. 119 00:05:28,405 --> 00:05:30,974 Oh, maybe you just need someone to... 120 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:33,676 you know, take your mind off it? 121 00:05:33,711 --> 00:05:34,878 Hm? 122 00:05:34,912 --> 00:05:36,880 I always need that. 123 00:05:36,914 --> 00:05:40,183 I only don't ask because being rejected... 124 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:42,752 gets old. 125 00:05:47,091 --> 00:05:50,693 Oh, baby, I feel so close to you right now. 126 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,068 Hmm? Hmm? 127 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:01,271 Marge? Did you replace our regular mirror 128 00:06:01,305 --> 00:06:03,973 with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman 129 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:06,976 at a weird store that if we went back to find it, 130 00:06:07,011 --> 00:06:08,745 it wouldn't be there anymore? 131 00:06:08,779 --> 00:06:10,880 No. 132 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,573 Okay, Homer, get a grip. I'm sure lots of people, 133 00:06:17,574 --> 00:06:19,208 every time they look in the mirror, 134 00:06:19,243 --> 00:06:21,244 see a hideous flesh monster. 135 00:06:21,278 --> 00:06:22,678 Just a one-time thing. 136 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:25,815 Oh, brick me! 137 00:06:25,849 --> 00:06:27,550 Leave me alone! 138 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:30,286 Why don't you go back where you came from! 139 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,622 I have as much right to be here as you! 140 00:06:32,656 --> 00:06:35,324 I, sir, am in the Advent calendar! 141 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:37,627 - Hmm? - December 18, 142 00:06:37,661 --> 00:06:39,595 final week! Huh? 143 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:42,331 Moe, I'm going crazy-- I need 144 00:06:42,366 --> 00:06:44,567 to kill off as many of my brain cells as possible. 145 00:06:44,601 --> 00:06:46,269 Well, I'm here to help. 146 00:06:49,773 --> 00:06:51,507 What the...? This isn't beer. 147 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,276 Beer is plastic circles. 148 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:56,779 - How can I drink... - this? 149 00:06:58,115 --> 00:06:59,782 Did you guys see... that? 150 00:06:59,817 --> 00:07:01,851 Oh, it's getting worse! 151 00:07:08,826 --> 00:07:11,294 Ugh! Rebuilding the same boring old school. 152 00:07:11,328 --> 00:07:13,763 I could make this place so much cooler 153 00:07:13,797 --> 00:07:16,299 if they just gave me a chance. 154 00:07:26,343 --> 00:07:28,845 What have you done to my school? 155 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:30,613 I put in a rock-climbing wall, 156 00:07:30,647 --> 00:07:32,548 all the classrooms are skate parks, 157 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,852 we got zip-line stairwells, Terminator gym teachers, 158 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:38,621 your office is now a haunted forest-- 159 00:07:38,655 --> 00:07:41,023 extra ghosts-- and, if you can believe it, 160 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:43,326 two tetherball poles. 161 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,004 How will children learn 162 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,803 if they don't feel like they're in kid jail? 163 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:48,865 Relax. I used all the same bricks. 164 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:50,066 Plus Ralph. 165 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,068 Yo soy language lab. 166 00:07:55,372 --> 00:07:56,693 But I don't want to go to church-- 167 00:07:56,711 --> 00:07:58,541 I'm too busy going crazy. 168 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,910 Come on, Homie. When I'm troubled, 169 00:08:00,944 --> 00:08:05,381 I always find solace in the airtight logic of religion. 170 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:07,650 "Before the world began, 171 00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:10,353 "there was only table. 172 00:08:10,387 --> 00:08:14,657 "Then the Great Constructor scissored open bag one 173 00:08:14,691 --> 00:08:17,193 "and dumped out the universe. 174 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:19,662 "Then came the time of the Great Sorting: 175 00:08:19,696 --> 00:08:22,765 "color to color, shape to shape, and a pile of just 176 00:08:22,799 --> 00:08:24,834 "windows and doors. 177 00:08:24,868 --> 00:08:28,704 "And everything was made of eternal, unchanging 178 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:32,108 acrylonitrile butadiene styrene," 179 00:08:32,142 --> 00:08:34,844 or in the common tongue, "plastic." 180 00:08:34,878 --> 00:08:38,014 But, Reverend, what if everything isn't made of plastic? 181 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:39,949 I think there's more to this world. 182 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:41,250 You mean like decals? 183 00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:43,119 Well, the Orthodox don't use them, 184 00:08:43,153 --> 00:08:45,488 but we're a Reform congregation. 185 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:50,359 No. I mean a place where nothing snaps together 186 00:08:50,394 --> 00:08:52,261 and you just can't toss your kids 187 00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:54,030 in a dishwasher to clean 'em. 188 00:08:54,064 --> 00:08:55,965 Oh, Homer, a place like that 189 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:59,235 could only exist in some kind of magic rock song. 190 00:08:59,269 --> 00:09:01,304 Look around-- we live in a perfect world 191 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:03,773 where everything fits together and no one gets hurt. 192 00:09:03,807 --> 00:09:05,074 Mustache is right. 193 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:06,742 But I'm having all these hallucinations. 194 00:09:06,777 --> 00:09:08,578 Like right now my hands look like 195 00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:10,479 they're these weird wiggly things. 196 00:09:10,514 --> 00:09:14,083 I think they have a name, but I can't put my finger on it. 197 00:09:16,019 --> 00:09:17,119 Don't look, boys! 198 00:09:18,255 --> 00:09:19,956 Wait! You guys see them, too? 199 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:21,557 He's a freak! 200 00:09:21,592 --> 00:09:24,894 Take him apart and lose the pieces under the couch! 201 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:27,129 Well, I don't find him disgusting. 202 00:09:27,164 --> 00:09:29,265 Oh, boy, that's mushy! 203 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,100 Come on, Marge. We need real answers, 204 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:33,970 and there's only one place we can get them! 205 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:36,239 Let's see, "fingers." 206 00:09:36,273 --> 00:09:39,575 Come on, show me something about fingers. 207 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:41,744 Bad news, people. 208 00:09:41,778 --> 00:09:43,980 Our religion is not true. 209 00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:45,481 Sorry about that. 210 00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:46,849 Really sorry. 211 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:49,685 If I'm right, 212 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,021 when I touch this box, it'll trigger another memory 213 00:09:52,055 --> 00:09:53,956 from some alternate me's life. 214 00:09:53,991 --> 00:09:56,125 If I don't come back from that other place, 215 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:58,561 tell my wife I loved her. 216 00:09:58,595 --> 00:10:00,029 I'm right here. 217 00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:01,697 Promise me! 218 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:07,603 I can't believe all the time I wasted playing with Bart 219 00:10:07,638 --> 00:10:09,872 when I could have been playing with you. 220 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:11,307 Aw... 221 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:14,377 Our little Springfield is really turning out great. 222 00:10:14,411 --> 00:10:16,379 City Hall, the weird-smelling bank, 223 00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:17,647 Rehab World... 224 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,782 Krustyburger, Krustyburger Express, 225 00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:22,018 the Krustyburger where the governor got stabbed... 226 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:23,853 Oh, you two. 227 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:26,956 Hey, look what I found in the "Arts-Weekend-Obituary" section 228 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:28,391 of the paper. 229 00:10:28,425 --> 00:10:30,693 A builders competition! 230 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:32,461 We got to enter our mini-Springfield. 231 00:10:32,496 --> 00:10:33,796 We're a great team! 232 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,898 We're there. I'll clear my calendar. 233 00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:40,136 Hey, Lenny, remember those two surfers we were gonna fight? 234 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,737 Well, you're on your own. 235 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:43,839 But you're the one who sat on their fish tacos. 236 00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:45,274 Great talking to you, buddy. 237 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:51,213 Lisa, Lisa, I spent all day at work 238 00:10:51,248 --> 00:10:54,216 making a Duff brewery for our mini-Springfield. 239 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:58,220 I don't want to brag, but... it really brews. 240 00:10:58,255 --> 00:11:01,023 Huh? Where is she? 241 00:11:01,058 --> 00:11:05,828 Okay, I got us tickets for the 7:30 show of Survival Games. 242 00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:07,863 I've never been to a PG-13 movie before. 243 00:11:07,898 --> 00:11:11,400 I wonder what the one swear word will be. 244 00:11:11,435 --> 00:11:12,835 What if it's... 245 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,739 Oh, I've never heard that one. 246 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:19,075 My grampa said it at Thanksgiving. 247 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:21,377 We usually don't hang out with second graders, 248 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:23,779 but we saw your Survival Games book report 249 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:26,916 hanging in the hallway, and we were very impressed. 250 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,720 You really understood that the theme of the book was love. 251 00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:32,955 Hey, older girls, I'm Homer Simpson. 252 00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:35,991 That's right. Lisa's playtime partner and BFF. 253 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:41,864 I assume Lisa told you about the pretend tiny town 254 00:11:41,898 --> 00:11:44,700 she's building with her overweight father. 255 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:47,470 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mucho fresh. 256 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:51,140 Come on, honey. It's time to click some bricks. 257 00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:53,809 I don't know what he's doing up here. 258 00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:56,278 He usually stays in the basement. 259 00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:58,748 It's okay, Lisa. We have dads, too. 260 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:00,583 I have three dads. 261 00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:02,585 See you Friday. 262 00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,421 Friday? But that's when Brick-Stock is. 263 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:08,591 Um, actually, Friday is the opening night 264 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,327 of the new Survival Games movie, 265 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:12,962 and they invited me. 266 00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:15,431 But this was our thing. 267 00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,999 I know. I'm sorry, 268 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,834 but cool older girls have never wanted 269 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,469 to hang out with me before. 270 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:22,138 One of them wears deodorant. 271 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:23,773 I don't know which one. 272 00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:25,908 Oh. All right. 273 00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:28,344 Thanks for understanding, Dad. 274 00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:31,781 What just happened? 275 00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:33,949 It's not you. Lisa's growing up. 276 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:35,918 It's a really complicated time 277 00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:38,020 in a girl's life from age eight to... 278 00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:40,523 actually, all the rest of the way. 279 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:44,126 Oh! I finally found something I like doing with my daughter, 280 00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:45,628 and now I've lost it. 281 00:12:45,662 --> 00:12:48,063 I don't fit into her world. 282 00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:49,832 This is for the tacos! 283 00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:52,101 Ow! 284 00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:54,470 Tacos, brah! Ow! 285 00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:02,745 What did you build? 286 00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:04,480 Mmm... 287 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:06,916 Oh, that's the teenage crossbow ace 288 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,584 who stole my daughter from me. 289 00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:11,587 Keendah Wildwill is a modern feminist hero-- 290 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,823 strong, independent and resourceful. 291 00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:16,859 She's a little... bustier than I remember. 292 00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:19,228 My work on that front is never done. 293 00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:28,704 I wish I lived in little Springfield. 294 00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:32,475 Everything fits together, and no one ever gets hurt. 295 00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:40,649 Okay... 296 00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:43,285 Apparently, our whole world is a fantasy in the mind 297 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,754 of an emotionally-devastated Homer Simpson. 298 00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:49,325 One of the main questions I have about that is, why? 299 00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,760 The real Homer fears losing his daughter's love, 300 00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:55,531 so he invented this toy world where nothing will ever change. 301 00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:56,799 How can you be sure? 302 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,167 I have devoted my life 303 00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,768 to second-rate science fiction. 304 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,937 Trust me, that is what we are dealing with here. 305 00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:04,206 So if I don't find my way out of here, 306 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,142 I could be trapped in a fantasy forever? 307 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:08,711 I'm afraid so. 308 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:12,515 I'm trapped in a fantasy forever! 309 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:15,584 Kiss my flat plastic butt, reality. 310 00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:18,954 Ooh. 311 00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:21,524 Daddy-daughter time will never end! 312 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:28,044 Inventing this toy world to live in is the smartest thing 313 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,367 my brain-damaged brain ever did. 314 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,903 Nothing bad can ever happen here. 315 00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:36,306 Great throw, Homer. 316 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,777 Put it in Tupperware, boys. 317 00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:43,446 We'll rebuild it tomorrow. 318 00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:44,948 Homie, ask yourself-- 319 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,650 can you really live in a paradise 320 00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:48,652 if you know it's just pretend? 321 00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:52,289 Marge, who would give up eating steak in the Matrix 322 00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,524 to go slurp goo in Zion? 323 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,393 We don't have that movie here. 324 00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:59,830 Now Lisa can never ditch me, and I can play with her 325 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,498 forever. 326 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,001 There, I finished. 327 00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:06,536 All 12 of them. 328 00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,039 I'll never build what I want again. 329 00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:10,307 Then you've learned your lesson. 330 00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,576 Too bad I got these for my birthday. 331 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,911 They always give me the school. 332 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,682 Sparkle Unicorn, 333 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,617 would like some more tea? 334 00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,821 Oh, yeah, hook me up with some more of that imaginary nectar. 335 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,823 I've never seen you throw yourself 336 00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:28,625 into a tea party like this. 337 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:31,661 Before, it always seemed like you were kind of phoning it in. 338 00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:33,163 Not anymore, Lisa. 339 00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:34,698 I've created a perfect world 340 00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:38,301 with no PG-13 movies to take you away from me. 341 00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:42,038 Ah! 'Cause in a toy town, 342 00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,374 everything stays shiny and wonderful, 343 00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,009 just the way I want it. 344 00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:48,378 You'll always be my little girl. 345 00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:51,014 Maggie will always be my giant baby. 346 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:53,049 Bart will never move out of the house. 347 00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,285 I'll work for Mr. Burns forever. 348 00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:57,554 Marge and I will never grow old together 349 00:15:57,588 --> 00:15:59,990 and live like fat cats on Social Security. 350 00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:01,224 Good Lord, 351 00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:02,659 I'll never experience 352 00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,794 the ultimate reward for a life well lived-- 353 00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:08,031 the gentle slumber of death. 354 00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:09,699 Marge, I made a terrible mistake! 355 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,568 The fact that kids grow up is 356 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,536 what makes time with them special. 357 00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,338 I think I need to go back. 358 00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:16,740 I wish you'd told me that 359 00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,508 before I bought all these groceries. 360 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,277 But I understand. 361 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,713 Lego Marge, you're just as cool as Real Marge. 362 00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,782 Who?! Nobody, nobody. 363 00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:28,285 Plastic Comic Book Guy, I need to go back home. 364 00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:31,154 Home? But you've discovered the joy of living in a world 365 00:16:31,188 --> 00:16:33,323 made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen. 366 00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:39,262 But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, 367 00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:43,433 and David Blaine stunts where he could really die. 368 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,302 Now tell me how to get out of here! 369 00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,370 All you need to do is open the box back 370 00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,472 to your so-called reality. 371 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:52,842 But I can't let that happen. 372 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,479 Huh? You're the bad guy? 373 00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,782 I thought you were the rule-explainer guy. 374 00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:01,318 As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, 375 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,286 I represent the part of your psyche 376 00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,522 that prefers this artificial world. 377 00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:09,793 How did you do that?! 378 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,629 Because, as the ultimate collector, 379 00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:16,299 I have every play set ever made. 380 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,600 Huh? 381 00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:20,036 Pirates! 382 00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:23,573 Pajama guys! 383 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,043 I'll never get home. 384 00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:29,312 Who could build something awesome enough to save me? 385 00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:30,714 Who? 386 00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:34,084 Who?! Who?! 387 00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:36,219 Don't you even think about it. 388 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:40,357 You are thinking about it, aren't you? 389 00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:54,270 You are going back where you came from-- 390 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,672 Denmark. 391 00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:57,273 What is that thing? 392 00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,176 I have no idea, but it's gonna kick his butt. 393 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:02,245 That robot is made out of Batmobile, 394 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,347 Hobbit hole and SpongeBob play sets. 395 00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:07,050 That's... that's mis-set-genation. 396 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,785 Kid power. 397 00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,121 Lion blast! 398 00:18:12,323 --> 00:18:13,890 Lightsaber barf! 399 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,198 Fire Principal! 400 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,534 This is strangely exhilarating. 401 00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,036 No. No. 402 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,238 No! 403 00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:32,308 I am going to enjoy playing with this thing forever! 404 00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,079 I'm a creative but undisciplined builder! 405 00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,895 Good-bye, Homie. 406 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,097 Your squishy meat family is lucky 407 00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,066 to have a good man like you. 408 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,635 Oh, baby, no matter what the reality, 409 00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:01,104 you're the best thing in it. 410 00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:07,010 Hmm. That was a little weird, right? 411 00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,180 A little bit. 412 00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,586 Dad, wake up. 413 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,221 Wake up. 414 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,662 Oh, Meat Lisa, it's you. 415 00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,263 Are you okay? 416 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,332 Oh, I had this crazy dream 417 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:31,734 where I was in a world made of Lego bricks 418 00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:34,471 and learned important lessons about parenting. 419 00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,873 Mmm, isn't that kind of the plot of the...? 420 00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:38,341 No. No, it's not. 421 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,876 It's a new plot. 422 00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,344 Honey, what are you doing here? 423 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:42,898 I thought you were going to your movie. 424 00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,314 I changed my mind. 425 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,149 I knew how much this meant to you. 426 00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:48,551 No, no, go to the movie with your friends. 427 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:50,453 If there's one thing I've learned, 428 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,323 it's that I can't stop you from growing up. 429 00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,724 I love you, Dad. 430 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,860 Me, too, little girl. 431 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:04,330 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 432 00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:33,848 Thayson, Joshuel, don't make me pick between you two 433 00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,517 on the night before I reenter the Struggle Dome again. 434 00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:37,985 We'll never stop loving you, 435 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,487 even if you string us along forever. 436 00:20:40,522 --> 00:20:42,590 Forever. Forever. 437 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:45,159 How can I choose between two boys, 438 00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:47,394 one who's dangerous but good-looking, 439 00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:49,697 the other who's strong but super cute? 440 00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,498 Ah! 441 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:54,335 Oh, my God, this is terrible. 442 00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,537 When do they get to killing the children? 443 00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,872 Shh! 444 00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,773 Wait a second. You're not into this... 445 00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:01,242 Shh! 446 00:21:01,276 --> 00:21:02,910 She's trying on dresses. 447 00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:07,047 Oh, I just wanted to see kids fight to the death, is all. 448 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,717 Shh...! 449 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,709 Shh!