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♪ The Simpsons 25x20 ♪
Brick Like Me
Original Air Date on May 4, 2014
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Homie! Homie, wake up!
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You're having a nightmare.
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It's not selling out.
It's co-branding.
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Co-branding!
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Wake up!
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Oh, honey, the best part
of every day
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is waking up
to your smiling face.
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Oh...
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Just like the best day
of my life was when you
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gave me your hand
in marriage.
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Ooh.
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I'd like it back, please.
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Hey! Drop it,
you stupid dog!
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That's one
of my wife's pieces!
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She needs it
to reciprocate high fives!
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That's okay, Homie.
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I'll just grab another.
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Mmm...
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Oh... I haven't worn this one
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since New Year's.
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Hmm. Is it just me,
or does something seem...
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weird today?
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You're right--
something is different
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about the Simpsons today.
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Your father's wearing a tie.
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Oh, that's
what's different!
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That's the one
and only thing.
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Maggie! Stop that!
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No more playing
with your food.
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Aw, they're so cute
when they're Duplo.
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Uh, yes, is this a toy store?
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Uh-huh. I'm supposed to get
my daughter a birthday present--
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hmm, what's it called?
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Here it is.
Perky Patty's Princess Shop.
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Oh! I'm so sorry--
but I have an awesome excuse:
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I was distracted driving.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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Good thing
we don't feel pain.
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Hey! These are
the monkey's legs!
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Come back!
I'm a clown!
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I can't afford to
look ridiculous!
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Hey, Bart, check out
what I brought for share day.
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Whoa! A skunk!
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Who should we
stink first?
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It can't spray--
it's been de-sacked.
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Ew!
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The gypsy skunk-seller lied!
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He went in there!
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Stop it! If you pull
out those bricks,
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the whole school
could collapse!
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But there's a skunk
in there.
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Scottish steak!
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You are going to rebuild
every brick of this school.
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This says:
ages 12 and up.
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Age guidelines are conservative,
and everyone knows it.
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And to motivate you,
some words of support
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from the school chum.
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Haw-haw!
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Thank you, Nelson.
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One Perky Patty's
Princess Shop, please.
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Ah. Always good to meet
a fellow AMFOP.
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Huh?
Adult Male Fan of Princesses.
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It's for my daughter.
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Yes, yes, it's always
for the daughter.
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Well, that's weird.
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I feel like I've seen
this toy before.
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Do you like it, honey?
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I love it, Dad!
Thank you.
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Well, have fun
putting it together.
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Wait, wha... Dad, don't you
want to build it with me?
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Well, there's no dad on the box.
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I don't want to get in trouble.
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Of course I do!
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, what do you know?
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I enjoyed playing with you.
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Me, too, Dad.
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No, no, no.
Listen to me.
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We played...
and it wasn't boring.
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We've played lots of times.
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Of course we have!
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Because you're my girl
and I love you.
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But I'm letting you in
on a secret.
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When parents play
with their kids,
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they don't like it.
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And I'm no different.
Oh.
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Suddenly I can't breathe.
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Every fiber of my being
screams out for a nap.
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And if someone handed me
an issue of The New Yorker,
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I would read the fiction.
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I swear to God I would.
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Wow. But there are millions
of parents in the world.
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Surely some of them like
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playing with...
Nope, not even one.
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Just look at the things
you kids like: tea parties
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with pretend food;
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hide-and-seek
with flagrant peeking;
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and the most inhumane torture
ever devised by man...
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Candy Land.
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Oh.
But this...
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this is tolerable!
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What a crazy vision.
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I was in a world where
nothing is made of bricks,
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except for toys!
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Hey, read the sign.
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Thank you.
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Marge, I'm telling you,
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it was so weird.
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My body was squishy,
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and my hands looked like
snakes made of meat!
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It was horrible!
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Oh, Homie, it was
probably just a mini-stroke.
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You're just saying that
to make me feel better.
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Whatever you saw,
it wasn't real.
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That's how the world works.
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Everything fits
with everything else,
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and nobody ever gets hurt.
I know.
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Oh, maybe you
just need someone to...
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you know, take
your mind off it?
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Hm?
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I always need that.
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I only don't ask
because being rejected...
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gets old.
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Oh, baby, I feel
so close to you right now.
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Hmm? Hmm?
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Marge? Did you replace
our regular mirror
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with a magical mirror
from a mystical salesman
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at a weird store that
if we went back to find it,
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it wouldn't be there anymore?
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No.
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Okay, Homer, get a grip.
I'm sure lots of people,
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every time they
look in the mirror,
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see a hideous flesh monster.
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Just a one-time thing.
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Oh, brick me!
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Leave me alone!
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Why don't you go back
where you came from!
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I have as much right
to be here as you!
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I, sir, am in
the Advent calendar!
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- Hmm?
- December 18,
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final week! Huh?
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Moe, I'm going
crazy-- I need
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to kill off as many of my
brain cells as possible.
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Well, I'm here to help.
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What the...?
This isn't beer.
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Beer is plastic circles.
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- How can I drink...
- this?
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Did you guys see... that?
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Oh, it's
getting worse!
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Ugh! Rebuilding
the same boring old school.
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I could make this place
so much cooler
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if they just gave me a chance.
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What have you done to my school?
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I put in a rock-climbing wall,
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all the classrooms
are skate parks,
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we got zip-line stairwells,
Terminator gym teachers,
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your office is now
a haunted forest--
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extra ghosts--
and, if you can believe it,
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two tetherball poles.
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How will children learn
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if they don't feel like
they're in kid jail?
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Relax. I used
all the same bricks.
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Plus Ralph.
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Yo soy language lab.
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But I don't want
to go to church--
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I'm too busy going crazy.
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Come on, Homie.
When I'm troubled,
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I always find solace in the
airtight logic of religion.
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"Before the world began,
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"there was only table.
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"Then the Great Constructor
scissored open bag one
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"and dumped out the universe.
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"Then came the time
of the Great Sorting:
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"color to color, shape to shape,
and a pile of just
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"windows and doors.
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"And everything was made
of eternal, unchanging
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acrylonitrile
butadiene styrene,"
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or in the common tongue,
"plastic."
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But, Reverend, what if
everything isn't made of plastic?
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I think there's more
to this world.
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You mean like decals?
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Well, the Orthodox
don't use them,
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but we're
a Reform congregation.
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No. I mean a place
where nothing snaps together
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and you just
can't toss your kids
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in a dishwasher to clean 'em.
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Oh, Homer,
a place like that
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could only exist in some
kind of magic rock song.
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Look around-- we live
in a perfect world
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where everything fits together
and no one gets hurt.
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Mustache is right.
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But I'm having
all these hallucinations.
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Like right now
my hands look like
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they're these
weird wiggly things.
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I think they have a name,
but I can't put my finger on it.
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Don't look, boys!
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Wait! You guys see them, too?
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He's a freak!
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Take him apart and lose
the pieces under the couch!
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Well, I don't
find him disgusting.
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Oh, boy, that's mushy!
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Come on, Marge.
We need real answers,
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and there's only one
place we can get them!
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Let's see, "fingers."
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Come on, show me
something about fingers.
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Bad news, people.
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Our religion is not true.
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Sorry about that.
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Really sorry.
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If I'm right,
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when I touch this box,
it'll trigger another memory
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from some alternate
me's life.
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If I don't come back
from that other place,
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tell my wife I loved her.
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I'm right here.
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Promise me!
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I can't believe all the time
I wasted playing with Bart
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when I could have
been playing with you.
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Aw...
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Our little Springfield
is really turning out great.
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City Hall,
the weird-smelling bank,
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Rehab World...
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Krustyburger,
Krustyburger Express,
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the Krustyburger where
the governor got stabbed...
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Oh, you two.
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Hey, look what I found
in the "Arts-Weekend-Obituary" section
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of the paper.
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A builders competition!
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We got to enter
our mini-Springfield.
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We're a great team!
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We're there.
I'll clear my calendar.
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Hey, Lenny, remember those
two surfers we were gonna fight?
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Well, you're on your own.
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But you're the one
who sat on their fish tacos.
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Great talking to you, buddy.
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Lisa, Lisa,
I spent all day at work
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making a Duff brewery
for our mini-Springfield.
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I don't want to brag,
but... it really brews.
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Huh? Where is she?
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Okay, I got us tickets for
the 7:30 show of Survival Games.
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I've never been
to a PG-13 movie before.
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I wonder what the one
swear word will be.
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What if it's...
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Oh, I've never
heard that one.
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My grampa said it
at Thanksgiving.
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We usually don't hang out
with second graders,
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but we saw your Survival Games
book report
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hanging in the hallway,
and we were very impressed.
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You really understood that
the theme of the book was love.
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Hey, older girls,
I'm Homer Simpson.
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That's right. Lisa's
playtime partner and BFF.
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I assume Lisa told you
about the pretend tiny town
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she's building
with her overweight father.
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Oh, yeah,
it's gonna be mucho fresh.
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Come on, honey.
It's time to click some bricks.
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I don't know what
he's doing up here.
258
00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:56,278
He usually stays
in the basement.
259
00:11:56,313 --> 00:11:58,748
It's okay, Lisa.
We have dads, too.
260
00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:00,583
I have three dads.
261
00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:02,585
See you Friday.
262
00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,421
Friday? But that's
when Brick-Stock is.
263
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:08,591
Um, actually,
Friday is the opening night
264
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,327
of the new Survival Games movie,
265
00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:12,962
and they invited me.
266
00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:15,431
But this was our thing.
267
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,999
I know. I'm sorry,
268
00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:18,834
but cool older girls
have never wanted
269
00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,469
to hang out with me before.
270
00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:22,138
One of them wears deodorant.
271
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:23,773
I don't know which one.
272
00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:25,908
Oh. All right.
273
00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:28,344
Thanks for understanding, Dad.
274
00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:31,781
What just happened?
275
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:33,949
It's not you.
Lisa's growing up.
276
00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:35,918
It's a really complicated time
277
00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:38,020
in a girl's life
from age eight to...
278
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:40,523
actually,
all the rest of the way.
279
00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:44,126
Oh! I finally found something
I like doing with my daughter,
280
00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:45,628
and now I've lost it.
281
00:12:45,662 --> 00:12:48,063
I don't fit
into her world.
282
00:12:48,098 --> 00:12:49,832
This is for the tacos!
283
00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:52,101
Ow!
284
00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:54,470
Tacos, brah! Ow!
285
00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:02,745
What did you build?
286
00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:04,480
Mmm...
287
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:06,916
Oh, that's the
teenage crossbow ace
288
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,584
who stole my
daughter from me.
289
00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:11,587
Keendah Wildwill is
a modern feminist hero--
290
00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,823
strong, independent
and resourceful.
291
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:16,859
She's a little...
bustier than I remember.
292
00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:19,228
My work on that front
is never done.
293
00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:28,704
I wish I lived
in little Springfield.
294
00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:32,475
Everything fits together,
and no one ever gets hurt.
295
00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:40,649
Okay...
296
00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:43,285
Apparently, our whole world
is a fantasy in the mind
297
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,754
of an emotionally-devastated
Homer Simpson.
298
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:49,325
One of the main questions
I have about that is, why?
299
00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,760
The real Homer fears
losing his daughter's love,
300
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:55,531
so he invented this toy world
where nothing will ever change.
301
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:56,799
How can you
be sure?
302
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,167
I have devoted my life
303
00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,768
to second-rate science fiction.
304
00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,937
Trust me, that is what
we are dealing with here.
305
00:14:01,972 --> 00:14:04,206
So if I don't find
my way out of here,
306
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,142
I could be trapped
in a fantasy forever?
307
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:08,711
I'm afraid so.
308
00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:12,515
I'm trapped
in a fantasy forever!
309
00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:15,584
Kiss my flat plastic butt,
reality.
310
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:18,954
Ooh.
311
00:14:18,989 --> 00:14:21,524
Daddy-daughter time
will never end!
312
00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:28,044
Inventing this toy world to
live in is the smartest thing
313
00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,367
my brain-damaged
brain ever did.
314
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,903
Nothing bad can
ever happen here.
315
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:36,306
Great throw, Homer.
316
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,777
Put it in Tupperware, boys.
317
00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:43,446
We'll rebuild it tomorrow.
318
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:44,948
Homie, ask yourself--
319
00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,650
can you really live
in a paradise
320
00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:48,652
if you know
it's just pretend?
321
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:52,289
Marge, who would give up
eating steak in the Matrix
322
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,524
to go slurp goo in Zion?
323
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,393
We don't have
that movie here.
324
00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:59,830
Now Lisa can never ditch
me, and I can play with her
325
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,498
forever.
326
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,001
There, I finished.
327
00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:06,536
All 12 of them.
328
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:09,039
I'll never build
what I want again.
329
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:10,307
Then you've learned your lesson.
330
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,576
Too bad I got these
for my birthday.
331
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,911
They always give
me the school.
332
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,682
Sparkle Unicorn,
333
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,617
would like some more tea?
334
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:24,821
Oh, yeah, hook me up with some
more of that imaginary nectar.
335
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:26,823
I've never seen you
throw yourself
336
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:28,625
into a tea party like this.
337
00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:31,661
Before, it always seemed like
you were kind of phoning it in.
338
00:15:31,696 --> 00:15:33,163
Not anymore, Lisa.
339
00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:34,698
I've created a perfect world
340
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:38,301
with no PG-13 movies
to take you away from me.
341
00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:42,038
Ah! 'Cause in a toy town,
342
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,374
everything stays
shiny and wonderful,
343
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,009
just the way I want it.
344
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:48,378
You'll always be
my little girl.
345
00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:51,014
Maggie will always
be my giant baby.
346
00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:53,049
Bart will never
move out of the house.
347
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:55,285
I'll work for Mr. Burns forever.
348
00:15:55,319 --> 00:15:57,554
Marge and I will never
grow old together
349
00:15:57,588 --> 00:15:59,990
and live like fat cats
on Social Security.
350
00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:01,224
Good Lord,
351
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:02,659
I'll never experience
352
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,794
the ultimate reward
for a life well lived--
353
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:08,031
the gentle
slumber of death.
354
00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:09,699
Marge, I made a
terrible mistake!
355
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,568
The fact that
kids grow up is
356
00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,536
what makes time
with them special.
357
00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,338
I think I need to go back.
358
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:16,740
I wish you'd told me that
359
00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:18,508
before I bought
all these groceries.
360
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,277
But I understand.
361
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,713
Lego Marge, you're just
as cool as Real Marge.
362
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,782
Who?!
Nobody, nobody.
363
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:28,285
Plastic Comic Book Guy,
I need to go back home.
364
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:31,154
Home? But you've discovered
the joy of living in a world
365
00:16:31,188 --> 00:16:33,323
made of toys where nothing bad
can ever happen.
366
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:39,262
But I miss
burning my mouth on pizza,
367
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:43,433
and David Blaine stunts
where he could really die.
368
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,302
Now tell me how to
get out of here!
369
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,370
All you need to do
is open the box back
370
00:16:47,405 --> 00:16:49,472
to your so-called reality.
371
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:52,842
But I can't let that happen.
372
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,479
Huh? You're the bad guy?
373
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,782
I thought you were
the rule-explainer guy.
374
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:01,318
As an adult who surrounds
himself with child's toys,
375
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,286
I represent the part
of your psyche
376
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,522
that prefers
this artificial world.
377
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:09,793
How did you do that?!
378
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,629
Because,
as the ultimate collector,
379
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:16,299
I have every play set ever made.
380
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,600
Huh?
381
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:20,036
Pirates!
382
00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:23,573
Pajama guys!
383
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,043
I'll never get home.
384
00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:29,312
Who could build something
awesome enough to save me?
385
00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:30,714
Who?
386
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:34,084
Who?! Who?!
387
00:17:34,118 --> 00:17:36,219
Don't you even think about it.
388
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:40,357
You are thinking about it,
aren't you?
389
00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:54,270
You are going back
where you came from--
390
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,672
Denmark.
391
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:57,273
What is that thing?
392
00:17:57,308 --> 00:18:00,176
I have no idea,
but it's gonna kick his butt.
393
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:02,245
That robot is made
out of Batmobile,
394
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,347
Hobbit hole
and SpongeBob play sets.
395
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:07,050
That's...
that's mis-set-genation.
396
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,785
Kid power.
397
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,121
Lion blast!
398
00:18:12,323 --> 00:18:13,890
Lightsaber barf!
399
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,198
Fire Principal!
400
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,534
This is strangely exhilarating.
401
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,036
No. No.
402
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,238
No!
403
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:32,308
I am going to enjoy playing
with this thing forever!
404
00:18:34,011 --> 00:18:36,079
I'm a creative
but undisciplined builder!
405
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,895
Good-bye, Homie.
406
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,097
Your squishy meat family
is lucky
407
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,066
to have a good man like you.
408
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,635
Oh, baby, no matter
what the reality,
409
00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:01,104
you're the best
thing in it.
410
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:07,010
Hmm. That was a
little weird, right?
411
00:19:08,679 --> 00:19:10,180
A little bit.
412
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,586
Dad, wake up.
413
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,221
Wake up.
414
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,662
Oh, Meat Lisa, it's you.
415
00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,263
Are you okay?
416
00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,332
Oh, I had this crazy dream
417
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:31,734
where I was in a world
made of Lego bricks
418
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:34,471
and learned important lessons
about parenting.
419
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,873
Mmm, isn't that kind of
the plot of the...?
420
00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:38,341
No. No, it's not.
421
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,876
It's a new plot.
422
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,344
Honey, what are you doing here?
423
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:42,898
I thought you were
going to your movie.
424
00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,314
I changed my mind.
425
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,149
I knew how much
this meant to you.
426
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:48,551
No, no, go to the movie
with your friends.
427
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:50,453
If there's one thing
I've learned,
428
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:53,323
it's that I can't stop you
from growing up.
429
00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,724
I love you, Dad.
430
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,860
Me, too, little girl.
431
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:04,330
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
432
00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:33,848
Thayson, Joshuel, don't make me
pick between you two
433
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,517
on the night before I reenter
the Struggle Dome again.
434
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:37,985
We'll never stop loving you,
435
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,487
even if you string
us along forever.
436
00:20:40,522 --> 00:20:42,590
Forever.
Forever.
437
00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:45,159
How can I choose
between two boys,
438
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:47,394
one who's dangerous
but good-looking,
439
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:49,697
the other who's strong
but super cute?
440
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,498
Ah!
441
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:54,335
Oh, my God,
this is terrible.
442
00:20:54,369 --> 00:20:56,537
When do they get
to killing the children?
443
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,872
Shh!
444
00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,773
Wait a second.
You're not into this...
445
00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:01,242
Shh!
446
00:21:01,276 --> 00:21:02,910
She's trying
on dresses.
447
00:21:02,944 --> 00:21:07,047
Oh, I just wanted to see kids
fight to the death, is all.
448
00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,717
Shh...!
449
00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,709
Shh!