1 00:00:02,745 --> 00:00:04,503 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,749 (singsongy): Here comes the breakfast bus. 3 00:00:08,901 --> 00:00:12,252 All big girls open up for The Pancake Express. 4 00:00:12,404 --> 00:00:14,571 Chugga, chugga, choo, choo. 5 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:16,164 Is it a train or a bus? 6 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:17,683 -Yeah, which is it? -Train or bus? 7 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,076 Make a choice! 8 00:00:19,094 --> 00:00:20,410 It's whatever gets her to eat 9 00:00:20,429 --> 00:00:23,188 anything that's not covered in ranch dressing. 10 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:25,691 -(cries) -Baby's crying, Marge. 11 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:29,269 Maggie, this ranch dressing phase has to end. 12 00:00:29,421 --> 00:00:30,921 I'm not backing down. 13 00:00:30,939 --> 00:00:32,680 No. More. Ranch. 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:36,118 (inhales deeply) 15 00:00:37,446 --> 00:00:39,263 -Baby wins again, Mom. -Who's in charge here? 16 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:41,189 This boat needs a captain. 17 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,167 -Look, I... -(alarms blaring) 18 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,380 AUTOMATED VOICE: Alert. Alert. Turn on TV. 19 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:51,308 We interrupt Bitch Judge for an emergency broadcast. 20 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:52,867 A sudden environmental catastrophe 21 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,278 has rocked Springfield, 22 00:00:54,296 --> 00:00:56,055 as a massive caterpillar swarm 23 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,223 has brought life to a standstill. 24 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:01,393 -HOMER: Ew! -MARGE: Gross! 25 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:02,561 BART: Awesome! 26 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,880 Ew! Ew, ew. 27 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,384 This invasive superspecies, known as the Dutch Leaf Slurper, 28 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:12,646 has blanketed our town in a hellish red snowstorm 29 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:15,390 of legs, eyes and fuzz. 30 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,819 I'm with Professor John Frink, director of the CDC, 31 00:01:18,895 --> 00:01:20,913 the Center for Disgusting Caterpillars. 32 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:22,989 Professor, what reassurances can you give 33 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:25,084 the deeply nauseated public? 34 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:26,734 Uh, well, exactly none. 35 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:30,572 The Dutch Leaf Slurper is highly irritating to human skin 36 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,908 and rates a nine on the Yechstein-Grossman 37 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,836 Ickiness scale. 38 00:01:36,004 --> 00:01:38,246 My fellow citizens, let us remain calm. 39 00:01:38,382 --> 00:01:40,340 Aah! They're in my hair! Get them out! 40 00:01:40,492 --> 00:01:43,936 There is no crisis we cannot meet with tranquil dignity, 41 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:47,731 -quiet repose and silent, motionless composure. -Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo! 42 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:53,112 (groans) All schools, businesses and roads are closed. 43 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:56,990 Springfield is in lockdown. 44 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,601 HOMER: Woo-hoo! 45 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,286 -No school! -No work! 46 00:02:01,438 --> 00:02:03,956 This isn't a fun day off, like a snow day 47 00:02:04,107 --> 00:02:05,440 or standardized testing. 48 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,608 This is the third 49 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,943 once-in-a-millennium disaster this year! 50 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,154 Alarmist Twitter is freaking out. 51 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:13,281 Sarcastic Twitter is turning it into memes, 52 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,634 and Conspiracy Twitter is believing them. 53 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,711 How can this be happening?! 54 00:02:17,863 --> 00:02:21,381 Why don't we find something to take our minds off lockdown? 55 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,625 A family activity. 56 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:26,311 I bet there's a world of fun lockdown hobbies. 57 00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:28,814 Baking bread, jigsaw puzzles. 58 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:32,133 (gasps) Family ragtime jazz band. 59 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,968 The point is, we can finally spend 60 00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:36,213 some meaningful time together. 61 00:02:36,231 --> 00:02:38,490 (TV theme music playing) 62 00:02:40,552 --> 00:02:43,403 HOST: So, judges, is this a steak or a cake? 63 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,071 Or a fake? 64 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,390 -Fake, fake! -Cake, cake, cake, cake. 65 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:47,724 -Steak, steak! -Fake, fake! 66 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:48,816 It's fake. 67 00:02:48,911 --> 00:02:51,170 I'm gonna say... steak? 68 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:52,729 Okay, now, if you're wrong, 69 00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,673 St. Jude Children's Hospital will forfeit 70 00:02:54,824 --> 00:02:57,250 the million dollars that you've already won for them. 71 00:02:57,403 --> 00:03:00,086 -So? -Then it's time to reveal the truth. 72 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:02,497 This steak... 73 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,241 is cake! 74 00:03:04,334 --> 00:03:06,927 Choke on your lies, Steak and Fake. 75 00:03:07,079 --> 00:03:08,470 BOTH (singsongy): One more episode! 76 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,746 One more episode! 77 00:03:09,765 --> 00:03:12,249 Let's do it! Mm-hmm. Hmm? 78 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,084 What are you doing, old man? Oh, don't hit that! 79 00:03:14,102 --> 00:03:16,937 -You'll sign out! -Aw! No, you had it. You had it. 80 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:18,680 Now go back and up and over two. 81 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,424 There... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Aah! 82 00:03:20,517 --> 00:03:24,077 I know what I'm doing, get off. You're angering it. 83 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,782 (both gasp) 84 00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:31,043 You signed out! 85 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,270 You greasy-fingered caveman! 86 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:35,530 Tell me you know the password. 87 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,549 Mm... Ow! 88 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,867 We're trapped inside. With each other. 89 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,629 With nothing to stream. With each other! 90 00:03:42,798 --> 00:03:45,390 Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed. 91 00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:46,558 Don't worry. 92 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,227 Tomorrow, this lockdown will be over, 93 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:51,063 and everything will be back to normal. 94 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,025 ♪ ♪ 95 00:03:58,555 --> 00:03:59,646 Lockdown must end. 96 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:00,888 The streets are safe. 97 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,482 There is no danger whatso... 98 00:04:02,634 --> 00:04:04,058 -(tires screeching) -(grunts) 99 00:04:05,061 --> 00:04:06,820 SKINNER: Thank you all for downloading 100 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,322 ChatHippo, the video conferencing service 101 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:12,809 that is free, provided I periodically read ad copy. 102 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:14,920 As we transition to online learning, 103 00:04:15,147 --> 00:04:16,904 -I hope... -(notification chimes) 104 00:04:16,999 --> 00:04:19,240 "Looking for the most player-friendly teasers 105 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:20,984 "and parlays online? 106 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,336 Try OddsMonster.crypto." 107 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,598 BART: Don't mind if I do. Hmm. 108 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,518 Ooh! New Zealand rugby. 109 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:34,898 Ah, whatever rugby is, Wellington sucks at it. 110 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,151 Some idiot left their camera on. 111 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,854 Mother! School's over. 112 00:04:41,006 --> 00:04:43,006 Can you make world-famous mac and cheese? 113 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:44,783 In the panda bear bowl? 114 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,010 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:48,936 Oh, my God. I can spy on Skinner! 116 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:51,848 Seymour, pretend you're not a helpless infant 117 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:54,609 while cousin Peter is visiting. 118 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:59,205 Aunt Agnes, I apologize for my indefinite sojourn, 119 00:04:59,282 --> 00:05:01,207 though if I'm to be locked down, 120 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,802 I'm grateful it's with the gentlest, 121 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:06,713 most soft-spoken woman I know. 122 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,474 (cackling) 123 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:11,143 Oh, such a good boy. 124 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:13,386 Not like... (blows raspberries) 125 00:05:13,555 --> 00:05:15,963 (laughing) 126 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,691 (humming) 127 00:05:19,044 --> 00:05:20,802 (chuckles) 128 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,321 (phone rings, chimes) 129 00:05:22,548 --> 00:05:24,990 How could someone raised by a woman 130 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:29,235 as effortlessly charming as you turn out to be such a burden? 131 00:05:29,388 --> 00:05:31,054 He won't walk to the store 132 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:33,723 because he's afraid of street magicians. 133 00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:35,584 (laughter) 134 00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:41,155 Okay, Maggie. 135 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,675 It's lockdown, and we're out of ranch dressing. 136 00:05:43,902 --> 00:05:45,418 But if you try one of these, 137 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,846 the dip fairy will come and leave a quarter 138 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:49,906 under your pillow. (laughs) 139 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:50,998 (gasps) 140 00:05:51,093 --> 00:05:53,018 My ramekins! 141 00:05:53,169 --> 00:05:55,912 HOMER: Super-secret password. 142 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:58,932 No. (gasps) Sexy Marge? 143 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,750 No. 144 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,027 Sexy Bernice? 145 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,511 -Homer. -(shrieks) 146 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:06,256 Homer, Maggie won't eat anything without ranch. 147 00:06:06,274 --> 00:06:08,349 Can you go see if Ned has any? 148 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,118 What about the caterpillars? 149 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:20,420 (laughing maniacally) 150 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:24,365 (continues laughing) 151 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,367 Well, this whole plague of insects 152 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,294 has a real "end of days" ring to it, right? 153 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:30,947 Not that I'm hoping for the righteous to ascend to God 154 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,298 while the wicked suffer in hellfire, 155 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,451 (singsongy): but if it happened... 156 00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:36,453 (laughs) Five minutes of lockdown, 157 00:06:36,546 --> 00:06:39,806 and you church-wads are just ready to toss everything, huh? 158 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:41,441 I don't know what I'm more excited for, 159 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:45,145 eternal bliss or finally getting to use all my rapture supplies. 160 00:06:45,313 --> 00:06:46,813 Whoa. 161 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,315 (Homer humming) 162 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:52,819 How long have you been planning to lose your mind? 163 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:54,654 Here we are. 164 00:06:54,806 --> 00:06:56,990 Now give me the food that was meant to ensure 165 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,476 the survival of your children. 166 00:06:59,478 --> 00:07:01,461 ♪ ♪ 167 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:19,146 Hey, you, mustache. Pump it up, chump. 168 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:27,671 The Flanders market is closed to you, Mr. Grasshopper. 169 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,114 That's all Ned would give you? 170 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:31,508 -Did you asked nicely? -Babe. 171 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:33,434 I guess if I ration this carefully, 172 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,120 it'll keep Maggie from breaking down 173 00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:36,696 for a day or two. 174 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,349 They extended the lockdown. This could go on for months. 175 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:42,185 Or forever. Or longer! 176 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,713 -(belches) -(gasps) 177 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,809 (groans) 178 00:07:57,961 --> 00:08:00,887 Oh, no. Oh, no. Not good. 179 00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:03,190 (muttering) 180 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:07,635 Babe, Lisa's making the noises again. 181 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:11,381 Lisa, would it violate the spirit of mental health 182 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:15,401 and self-care for you to squelch all your feelings? 183 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:18,479 Scientists are saying they're gonna eat our crops. 184 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,073 No more kale. 185 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:22,334 We need to get Lisa off the Internet. 186 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:26,579 Go to the attic and give her you-know-what. 187 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,340 Merry Christmas. 188 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:30,842 Why am I getting my big present now? 189 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:34,662 Because Santa delivered it early this year. 190 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,163 Really? Why? 191 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,241 Because he-he doesn't have long to live. 192 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,093 Dad. The world is falling apart. 193 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:42,562 You can't just distract me with a toy. 194 00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:44,748 (gasps) 195 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,750 You were saying? 196 00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:49,444 I'm distracted. I'm distracted. 197 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:54,607 This is the 1958 Blossom Festival. 198 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:58,611 The official petal that year was the hollyhock. 199 00:08:58,764 --> 00:09:00,021 Fascinating. 200 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:03,190 And why was Marilyn Monroe there? 201 00:09:03,285 --> 00:09:05,043 AGNES: Oh, that's me. 202 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,712 You charmer. (laughs) 203 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:10,106 What is this exquisite quilt? 204 00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:12,275 AGNES: Oh, that's an old family heirloom. 205 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:15,612 Handstitched quilts are quite valuable these days. 206 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:19,132 -Oh! Ooh! -Generations of Skinner women 207 00:09:19,301 --> 00:09:22,043 have contributed images of the sons 208 00:09:22,211 --> 00:09:23,970 who disappointed them. 209 00:09:24,122 --> 00:09:25,638 It radiates a beauty 210 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:28,141 unmarred by the passing years. 211 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,126 Much like its owner. 212 00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:31,978 It's yours. I want you to have it. 213 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,387 (dishes breaks) 214 00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:36,149 Mother! You promised the quilt to me. 215 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,468 You can't give away my birthright. 216 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:41,638 I can give whatever I want to whoever says nice things. 217 00:09:41,656 --> 00:09:44,398 You know what Seymour gave me for my birthday? 218 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,160 Half a computer. No keyboard. 219 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,814 It's a tablet device. It has a touchscreen. 220 00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:52,165 (sputters) Touchscreen. 221 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:53,592 Sounds made-up to me. 222 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,652 Just like his prom date. 223 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:56,986 You met Charlene. 224 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,989 You spit on a Kleenex and wiped her makeup off. 225 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,642 (laughing) 226 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:08,181 Hey, after hot yoga, let's grab some vegan Thai, 227 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,351 then check out the Swedish gut biome clinic. 228 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,094 (high-pitched voice): But first, let's ride 229 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,005 the real working escalator. 230 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:19,192 Ooh! It's a girls' day. 231 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:21,344 Who wants a spot of boba tea? 232 00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:22,178 I do. 233 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:23,847 This feels so good. 234 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,106 Maybe Mom's right. 235 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,250 Maybe I don't need to freak out. 236 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,021 Oh, but you do. 237 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:33,690 (gasps) You're alive? 238 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,876 Lisa, how can you just-- I don't know-- play 239 00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:39,529 as the world is collapsing around us? 240 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,865 How are you talking to me? (chuckles weakly) 241 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:44,884 How do you know about the lockdown? 242 00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:47,053 Lisa, we may be born to shop, 243 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,389 but we're not, like, unaware. 244 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,707 No, of course, but... 245 00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:53,376 It's just so hard to feel present right now, 246 00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:56,971 isn't it? Not when those things are out there. 247 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,824 Can we not talk about the caterpillars? 248 00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,993 This is the first time in two days 249 00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:04,311 I've been free of crushing anxiety and... 250 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,072 Oh, my God, the caterpillars 251 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,224 have caused a lettuce shortage. 252 00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:12,003 Rioters were tear-gassed at a Whole Foods salad bar. 253 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,488 That's so sad. 254 00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:15,915 I'm just gonna say it. 255 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,842 I think this is the new normal. 256 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,903 (whimpering) Oh. Oh, no. 257 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,304 Oh, no. 258 00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:24,665 Look, Maggie. 259 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,835 Daddy's got delicious ranch dressing right here. 260 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,671 (gagging) 261 00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:32,565 Now baby's turn. 262 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:37,362 Good Maggie! Great Daddy. 263 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:41,182 (crying) 264 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:44,260 MARGE: Look at Ned. His kids don't know what it's like 265 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,095 to live in a world without ranch. 266 00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:48,206 But getting angry won't help anything. 267 00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:49,782 I'm gonna be the bigger person. 268 00:11:49,935 --> 00:11:51,459 (Maggie crying) 269 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:54,045 Screw this! 270 00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:55,880 Tonight, we're breaking into Ned's basement 271 00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,698 and cleaning that sucker out. 272 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,717 Babe? 273 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,969 Get the bolt cutters. 274 00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:10,954 Mother, how can you give my quilt to this scheming Adonis? 275 00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:13,047 Agnes, I'll treasure the quilt 276 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,807 like it deserves to be treasured. 277 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,477 Like you deserve to be treasured. 278 00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:19,053 Oh, you. 279 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,314 (laughs, snorts) 280 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:24,075 Let me fix you another liverwurst melt. 281 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,244 Great. That's just great. 282 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,415 Mm... 283 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,313 Oh, my God. 284 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:40,592 That quilt was baby Skinner's security blanket. 285 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,986 My beloved Mr. Nuck-nuck. 286 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,430 (crying) 287 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:46,598 Huh? 288 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,582 Skinner's crying? 289 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,917 Can he do that? 290 00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:52,086 That quilt was his blankie. 291 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,271 You don't... (sniffs) 292 00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,498 you don't take away a man's blankie! 293 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,925 Make Mr. Purple Shirt stop crying 294 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,277 so he can sit at his desk 295 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,929 and tell recess to happen. 296 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,764 No, guys. We're not doing this. 297 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,099 We're not feeling bad for Skinner. 298 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:07,452 We're not gonna see him as a human being. 299 00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,621 ALL: Mm... 300 00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:12,290 (crying) 301 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,866 All right, fine. 302 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,776 I can't believe I'm saying this. 303 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,036 We're gonna help our principal 304 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,631 get his blankie back. 305 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,969 So, anybody feel like doing some shopping? 306 00:13:25,196 --> 00:13:26,379 (chuckles weakly) 307 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,972 No time, Lisa. 308 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,456 We're building a barricade 309 00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,126 in case the caterpillars get inside. 310 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,979 That does look really safe. 311 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,732 Kind of wish I was in there with you. 312 00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:43,112 (shutter clicks) 313 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,901 Hey, girl, welcome to the mall. 314 00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,219 Oh, I am not 315 00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,705 handling lockdown well. 316 00:13:56,728 --> 00:14:00,171 -Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. -Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! 317 00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,325 (acoustic guitar plays upstairs) 318 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:08,162 ♪ Rapture's a-coming, going up to paradise ♪ 319 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,406 ♪ Gonna wear a halo, angel wings look nice ♪ 320 00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:11,908 ♪ Saying hi to Jesus ♪ 321 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,426 ♪ How you doing, cherubim? ♪ 322 00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:16,262 ♪ Hugging the apostles, high-fiving seraphim ♪ 323 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,506 FLANDERS, ROD and TODD: ♪ Sinners gonna suffer eternal torment ♪ 324 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:22,360 ♪ Satan's got a pitchfork, knows how to use it ♪ 325 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,530 ♪ Belphegor and Mammon chewing on their ligaments ♪ 326 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:29,016 ♪ Screaming for forever, what a predicament ♪ 327 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,276 ♪ Here comes the third verse ♪ 328 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,778 ♪ Louder than the first. ♪ 329 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,038 (guitar stops) 330 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,583 (footsteps approaching) 331 00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:40,879 FLANDERS: To whoever's down here 332 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,772 stealing my supplies, 333 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,457 the end of days is coming, 334 00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:46,593 but a little earlier for you. 335 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,376 If I'm going down, I'm taking all of youse with me! 336 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,145 (laughs) 337 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,484 Ah, you see? I-I just got to stop watering down my booze. 338 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,805 Hey, psycho, over here! 339 00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,306 Homer Simpson. 340 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,810 He who steals from his neighbor shall reap the croquet mallet. 341 00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:23,737 A reading from the Book of Flanders. 342 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,481 Now, calm down, Ned. 343 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,074 Let's just take a deep breath and... 344 00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,335 Surprise ranch attack! 345 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,170 (grunting) 346 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:34,824 I'll die before I don't take what's yours. 347 00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:38,061 Forgive me, Marge. Take the dressing. 348 00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:41,922 If I don't make it, 349 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:45,234 tell Maggie it was her fault. 350 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,859 Hmm. 351 00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:55,286 (grunting) 352 00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,421 You want to dip? Let's dip. 353 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,029 Lockdown kids of Springfield, 354 00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,198 we're gonna save our principal's blankie. 355 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,976 With the power of the most useless thing on earth: 356 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,552 remote learning. 357 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,354 Muntz, go. 358 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,043 I'm calling about an anonymous post 359 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,303 on BedspreadTraders.com 360 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,823 offering an antique handmade quilt for sale. 361 00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,066 Hmm. If I did have such a quilt, 362 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:36,886 the price would be considerable. 363 00:16:36,904 --> 00:16:38,070 Ooh, he's negotiating. 364 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:39,889 The fish is on the hook. 365 00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:43,242 My offer is $25,000. 366 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,336 Nelson, I made a homemade puppet 367 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,747 so you can do Jeff Dunham jokes for me. 368 00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,081 Not now, Mom. 369 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,842 I'm talking to a grown man online. 370 00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:52,251 Wait, you're a kid? 371 00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:53,678 -(groans) -(kids groan) 372 00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:56,072 Oh, no, we almost had him. 373 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,407 I am not selling you my quilt, junior. 374 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,743 Not after all the time I've spent conning it out of 375 00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,520 that awful woman. 376 00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,915 Ha! Got him. 377 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,174 Hello, cousin Peter. 378 00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,268 Cousin Seymour. Agnes. 379 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,178 We heard every word you said, 380 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,939 right here on my wonderful half computer, 381 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:17,243 which was a gift from my son. 382 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,523 How dare you take advantage of my sweet, trusting mother? 383 00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,208 She is an IBS survivor. 384 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,711 Mm. You're a good boy. 385 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,622 And you... 386 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,532 -(grunts) -Aah! 387 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,200 Oh! My orifices! 388 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,553 My precious orific... 389 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,037 I don't know who you are, 390 00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:39,448 but I thank you from the bottom of my heart, 391 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,375 SkinnerSucks42. 392 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,286 (cheering) 393 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:48,399 You still want your precious ranch, neighborino? 394 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,809 MARGE: Stop! 395 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:52,719 What has lockdown done to us? 396 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,072 Hmm? 397 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,316 (gasping) 398 00:17:57,468 --> 00:18:00,136 Buffalo wings. I need Buffalo wings. 399 00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,580 Ned, you're a wonderful human being 400 00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:05,641 who has never shown anything but kindness 401 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,144 to our challenging family. 402 00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:10,737 I'm sorry. These are yours. 403 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,665 Well, you keep those, Marge. 404 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:13,999 It's time I put the "Christian" 405 00:18:14,152 --> 00:18:16,743 back in "extremist Christian end times prepper." 406 00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,347 My dear Homer, I'm so sorry. 407 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,007 (panting) What? 408 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,560 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, too. 409 00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,496 We need more furniture. 410 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,755 Give me that mannequin. 411 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,776 Uh, that's my boyfriend, Malibu Kevin. 412 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,529 Happy to be of service, babe. 413 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,007 -(rumbling) -(gasps) 414 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:40,509 (roars) 415 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:42,245 Aah! 416 00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,347 Aah! 417 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,366 Oh, my God, that thing is gonna eat her! 418 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,459 (whimpering) 419 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:49,627 Oh! 420 00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:51,129 (grunts) 421 00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,712 MALIBU STACY: Ew. 422 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,972 Ew? 423 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,123 Honestly, it's kind of cute. 424 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,143 Maybe you should chill. 425 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,052 Chill? May I remind you 426 00:19:07,205 --> 00:19:09,129 that we are in a crisis? 427 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,040 No! Because that's all you do! 428 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:12,892 Any time there's a little optimism, 429 00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:15,227 here you come with more bad news, 430 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,822 and squish-- we're all miserable again. 431 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,900 I don't want to play with you anymore! 432 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,326 (all gasp) 433 00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:25,221 When we're all stuck indoors for who knows how long, 434 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,813 we have to tell each other 435 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,725 things are going to work out. 436 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,395 Because if we all just tell each other we'll get through this, 437 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,339 then by some kind of magic, we will. 438 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,250 And in a crisis, there's nothing more powerful 439 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,904 than showing a little empathy to the people around you. 440 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,406 (as Malibu Stacy): That is beautiful. 441 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,017 Do you really think this will be over soon? 442 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:48,077 (regular voice): Meh, lockdown's going on forever. 443 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,520 Count on it. 444 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,264 BROCKMAN: Lockdown is over. 445 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:55,008 Our furry invaders have cocooned themselves, 446 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,101 presumably forever. 447 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,845 As our long regional nightmare ends, 448 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,698 we emerge blinking in the sun, 449 00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,700 vowing to move on, 450 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,660 forget and learn nothing. 451 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,766 It's hard to believe we can just go wherever we'd like. 452 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,543 We made it, gang. 453 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:14,462 I always knew we would. 454 00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,610 -Aw. -(gasps) Butterfly! 455 00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:22,970 Cool. 456 00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:24,964 HOMER: Ew! 457 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,331 -MARGE: Gross. -BART: Get 'em off, get 'em off! 458 00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,041 LISA: Aah! Butterflies! 459 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,910 HOMER: They bite! 460 00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:32,972 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 461 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,975 and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 462 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,052 and TOYOTA. 463 00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:42,281 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 464 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:51,582 Here we go, guys. I stole Flanders' 465 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,994 streaming password so we're back in business. 466 00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:57,255 (scoffs) What the hell is GodFlix? 467 00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:00,574 HOMER: Oh, a Christian streaming service?! 468 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,075 (kids groan) 469 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,169 Actually, some of these look pretty good. 470 00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:07,247 Ooh, The Mary Virgin Moore Show. 471 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,100 It's Always Sunny in Beth Shemesh. 472 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,160 Oh! Prayer of Easttown. 473 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,012 How I Met Your Savior. 474 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,254 Better Call King Saul. 475 00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:16,590 The Real Manger Wives of Bethlehem. 476 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,501 Curb Your Agnosticism. 477 00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:20,695 (choral version of Luciano Michelini's "Frolic" playing) 478 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:31,330 Shh!