1 00:00:08,325 --> 00:00:09,425 D'oh! 2 00:00:21,472 --> 00:00:22,880 I haven't seen you before. 3 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:27,404 Yeah, we go around... jumping, jump, jump. 4 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,487 Oh, we bouncy ba... ha, ha. 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,899 Release the hounds. 6 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,966 I'm so excited Springfield finally has a vegan restaurant. 7 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:50,310 I thought you'd enjoy this, Lisa. 8 00:00:50,334 --> 00:00:53,888 You deserve to have the food that only you like. 9 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:55,699 Your St. Louis-style Baby Back Fibs, 10 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:58,619 leg of yam and Wagyu beets. 11 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:01,154 Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here? 12 00:01:01,178 --> 00:01:03,356 I can eat anything 13 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:06,776 as long as I pretend it once had a face. 14 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,787 - And eyes. - Ew. 15 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:10,747 Why are you both kissing up to Lisa? 16 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,575 Is this her last meal? 17 00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:15,711 You're gonna want to look thin in your coffin, 18 00:01:15,735 --> 00:01:17,912 so I'll eat your dessert. 19 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:19,896 Sure, have my dessert. You'll look like Dad. 20 00:01:21,565 --> 00:01:24,628 And for your information, we are not kissing up. 21 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,047 By the way, Lisa, have you picked a subject yet 22 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:30,109 for your "Most Interesting Person I Know" paper? 23 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,776 Aha! Mystery solved. 24 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,438 Once again, the school pits parents against each other. 25 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,824 Homer, you're up. Sell yourself, dude. 26 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:39,934 Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan. 27 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:42,446 Astronaut, sometime taxpayer. 28 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,955 Oh, well, let's see, 29 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,608 "The most interesting person I know is a white male." 30 00:01:46,632 --> 00:01:49,736 That'll go over great in today's climate. 31 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,663 I hope you like blowback. 32 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:54,625 Mom, Dad, I've made my decision. 33 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:58,660 After a lot of soul-searching, I've decided to go with... 34 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,414 Frink! I'm writing about Professor Frink. 35 00:02:01,438 --> 00:02:02,999 Who? 36 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,136 You know. "Flavin, glayvin, hoyvik." 37 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,171 That Coke bottle with teeth? 38 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:12,050 He's devoted his life to helping the world through science. 39 00:02:12,074 --> 00:02:15,470 Say, uh, can you tell me if I came in second or third? 40 00:02:15,494 --> 00:02:17,689 It's best not to proceed down that road. 41 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:21,641 Fine. Then I can end this little vegan charade. 42 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,653 Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much 43 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:33,881 for letting me visit you during office hours. 44 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:35,957 His last visitor was the process server 45 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,867 for the monkey who's suing him. 46 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,244 Um, who's this? 47 00:02:39,268 --> 00:02:40,912 Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler. 48 00:02:40,936 --> 00:02:42,297 We share the space here. 49 00:02:42,321 --> 00:02:45,374 Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities. 50 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,262 Professor Frink, I'd love to know 51 00:02:49,286 --> 00:02:51,940 how you got started in science. 52 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:56,761 Oh, science? Well, I was created by science, my dear child. 53 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,346 Oh. That was you? 54 00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:02,100 Oh, no, no, I was the world's second test-tube baby. 55 00:03:02,124 --> 00:03:05,237 Yes, I-I was greeted with far less fanfare. 56 00:03:05,261 --> 00:03:07,188 My parents had great chemistry. 57 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:09,899 Uh, no love, but they were chemists. 58 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,902 The only way I could get noticed was through science 59 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,214 And changing the pitch of my voice 60 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:18,625 so they couldn't help but notice me. 61 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:21,494 But I never had my breakthrough. 62 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:24,914 In a world of Einsteins, I am a James Chadwick. 63 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,800 - Who? - Well, exactly. 64 00:03:26,824 --> 00:03:29,728 It's too bad your name isn't famous. 65 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:32,180 All this will change, for I have been developing 66 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:34,983 my own cryptocurrency. 67 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,986 Oh. I have no idea what that means. 68 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,230 What do they teach you at that school? 69 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,890 How to get the teachers coffee. 70 00:03:41,914 --> 00:03:45,911 Yeah... A-Anyway, I will explain cryptocurrency by clicking 71 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:51,357 a link to TV's most beloved scientist, Mr. Jim Parsons. 72 00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:52,859 People think I'm a nerd, 73 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,795 but I'm actually super cool. 74 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:57,372 That's why I'm here to talk about the really cool subject 75 00:03:57,396 --> 00:04:00,092 of distributed consensus-based cryptocurrency. 76 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,785 Kachinga. 77 00:04:06,906 --> 00:04:10,060 Could a nerd do that? I don't think so. 78 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,878 For cryptocurrency to work, we need a record 79 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:13,939 of every transaction that occurs. 80 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,922 These are recorded in what's called a distributed ledger. 81 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:44,002 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 82 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:45,870 When you use the currency, 83 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,348 the transaction is recorded in the ledger. 84 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:52,043 I can dig it. 85 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:53,845 And when one ledger book gets filled up, 86 00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:56,005 we add to a "chain" of previous books. 87 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,049 That's the "blockchain." 88 00:04:58,073 --> 00:04:59,425 Later, glitches. 89 00:04:59,449 --> 00:05:00,760 If you'd like to learn more 90 00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:02,428 about how cryptocurrencies work, 91 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:05,282 here's everything else you need to know. 92 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,724 And goodbye from me, super cool Jim Parsons. 93 00:05:10,036 --> 00:05:12,564 It went in. It went in! It went in! 94 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,909 It went in! It went in... You saw it! It went in! 95 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:18,486 So will Frinkcoin finally be the invention 96 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:19,838 that makes me rich? 97 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,364 Or will... 98 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,301 Well, uh, thank you for your support. 99 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,245 Frinkcoin, the brainchild of longtime bachelor... 100 00:05:27,269 --> 00:05:30,390 of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint. 101 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,750 Arnie Pye is live at the news conference. 102 00:05:32,774 --> 00:05:33,835 I don't know why, Kent. 103 00:05:33,859 --> 00:05:35,837 With all the layoffs, they've got me, 104 00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:37,931 the traffic guy, on the science beat. 105 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:40,767 I just found out how a helicopter flies. 106 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:42,343 It's terrifying! 107 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,220 Well, whatever the heck that was, 108 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,389 Frinkcoin was just rated the world's most stable 109 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,224 financial instrument, beating gold, 110 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,777 the renminbi and roadside corn. 111 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:53,021 Well, can't eat no cryptocurrency 112 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:54,856 when the grid goes down. 113 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,257 That's why I started my hedge fund. 114 00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:03,239 Another billionaire? How did he make his money? 115 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,325 Paraffin? Castor oil? 116 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:07,919 Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares? 117 00:06:07,943 --> 00:06:10,005 Actually, cryptocurrency. 118 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:14,000 Oh, I know about cryptocurrency. I have it in my crypt. 119 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:15,752 No, sir, this is a new kind of digital currency, 120 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,420 based on blockchain. 121 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,504 Oh, I know all about blockchain. 122 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:25,970 Again, not what you're thinking. 123 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,931 This new currency has made Professor Frink 124 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:30,141 the richest man in Springfield. 125 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:34,437 Wait. Are you saying I am no longer the richest man in town? 126 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,604 I'm afraid not, Monty. 127 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,130 You have the gall to call me Monty? 128 00:06:43,154 --> 00:06:45,007 Just because you chew my food 129 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,542 makes you think we're on a first-name basis? 130 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:49,702 Of course not, sir. I'll never do that again. 131 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:51,996 I will have my dinner now. 132 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,915 Lobster Thermidor. 133 00:06:53,939 --> 00:06:55,792 Start chewing. 134 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,127 But, sir, I-I'm allergic to shellfish. 135 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:01,670 And I'm not, Wayland. 136 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:11,998 It went in... You saw it. It went in! 137 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,454 Hi, Professor. 138 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,688 I wanted to see how you're enjoying 139 00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:18,856 your newfound fame and wealth. 140 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,044 He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much. 141 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:25,830 Well, the first ten million went to pay off student loans. 142 00:07:25,854 --> 00:07:28,074 S-Strange, strange. 143 00:07:28,098 --> 00:07:31,536 I have the fame and fortune I've always desired and yet, 144 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,870 I'm... well, I'm as empty as a Dewar vacuum flask. 145 00:07:36,949 --> 00:07:39,168 Well, maybe it's time to take care of yourself now. 146 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,438 What are the things that you've always wanted? 147 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:44,599 Oh, let's see, I've always wanted one of those pens 148 00:07:44,623 --> 00:07:46,559 with the four different colors. 149 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,478 I fashioned one myself, but it's, uh, 150 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,512 it's a tad bit unwieldy. 151 00:07:54,249 --> 00:07:57,204 You can get those pens, and so much more. 152 00:07:57,228 --> 00:08:00,290 Do they make a silencer for his constant nasal whistle? 153 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,192 Well, you know what? 154 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:06,519 You will never have to worry about my adenoidal hiss again. 155 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,576 I can still hear it! 156 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,245 He's in Chicago, for God's sake! 157 00:08:14,269 --> 00:08:16,890 Moe, Lisa has offered to pay my bar tab. 158 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,226 You do accept Frinkcoin, right? 159 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,137 I'll accept any currency except the Albanian lek. 160 00:08:22,161 --> 00:08:23,930 I sunk everything I had into it, 161 00:08:23,954 --> 00:08:26,808 and now I ain't got two qindarkas to rub together. 162 00:08:26,832 --> 00:08:29,987 But that Frink, man, boy, he's sure got it made. 163 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:33,306 Yeah, I wonder what he's doing now. 164 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:36,140 I said I wonder what he's doing now! 165 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,454 Yes, come in. 166 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,865 So, are you happier? 167 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,617 No. No... I got everything I wanted. 168 00:08:44,641 --> 00:08:47,704 Even the pen. But I'm-I'm still sad. 169 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,781 Aw, poor guy. 170 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,240 What? 171 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,335 That's just Amazon delivery. Calm yourself. 172 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,431 You should have seen poor Professor Frink, Dad. 173 00:08:57,455 --> 00:09:00,008 Poor Frink? He's the richest guy in town. 174 00:09:00,032 --> 00:09:03,336 But he's not rich in the most important thing there is. 175 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,694 Health? 176 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,299 Oh, yeah. 177 00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:11,010 No. The most important thing is friends. 178 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,780 Dad, you should take Professor Frink to Moe's. 179 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,474 Oh, I can't do that. It's like having your mother's sisters 180 00:09:16,498 --> 00:09:17,850 come for a visit. 181 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,287 Actually, they're coming in 20 minutes. 182 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:22,781 Taking Frink to Moe's. 183 00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:25,784 Never seen a fat man move so fast. 184 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:27,452 Got a cigarette? 185 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:29,193 Not since we moved to Disney. 186 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,949 All right, next question... Hey! Pay attention. 187 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,928 Name a drink made from hops and barley. 188 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,930 Barley hops? 189 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,414 No. 190 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:42,750 - Meryl Streep? - Good guess, but no. 191 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:44,519 Uh, hey, guys, 192 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,688 I was wondering if my friend Professor Frink and I 193 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,515 could join you? 194 00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:50,433 All right, but we've been playing a long time. 195 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,928 Don't expect to just come in and join a wall of trivia champs. 196 00:09:53,952 --> 00:09:56,731 Well... oh, my goodness, well, no one... 197 00:09:56,755 --> 00:10:00,143 The Bay City Rollers, Ed "Too Tall" Jones, 198 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,978 the cronut and ring-a-levio, 199 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,814 also known as ring-o-lario on Staten Island, 200 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,200 but those people are, well, they're quite backward. 201 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:09,911 All correct. 202 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:12,778 I'm "Too Tall" Jones, and even I didn't know the answer was me. 203 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,245 - Sir? - Oh, it's "sir" now, is it? 204 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:22,123 Not "Monty" or "Queen B"? 205 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,000 No, sir. 206 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,210 And I really appreciate the long, healthy walk 207 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:27,943 from my new parking spot. 208 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,975 Get in all 10,000 steps. 209 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,810 Good, the two things I can't take 210 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,660 are insubordination and a slight breeze. 211 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,784 Mm, yeah. Uh, sir, to make you the wealthiest man 212 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,335 in town again, I've assembled a team 213 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:44,830 of the greatest mathematicians and cryptographers 214 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:46,314 to ever leave their rooms. 215 00:10:46,338 --> 00:10:48,992 They're here to develop... Burnscoin. 216 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,526 Will there be actual coins? 217 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,986 If so, make sure they're made 218 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,746 from something men must die mining. 219 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:56,875 Is there an ivory that comes from people? 220 00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:59,127 So, here are the programmers working on your currency. 221 00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:01,754 And I've discovered some serious issues with this nuclear plant. 222 00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:04,624 By my calculations, the cracks in the coolant pipes 223 00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:06,626 are growing exponentially. 224 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,860 Smithers, give this poindexter a McKinley Rub. 225 00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:15,009 Now, listen here, you magna cum losers! 226 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,936 You are here for one reason and one reason only: 227 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,473 to create a pseudo currency like the Bitcoin or the peso 228 00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,058 that will make me rich. 229 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,352 So rich I could buy ten NFL teams. 230 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:25,895 Not the Jets. 231 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,188 Okay, people, laptops open, 232 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:29,157 headphones on, Red Bulls popped. 233 00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:31,006 We'll get this, Monty. 234 00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:34,746 Uh, I mean, I'm a sick man, sir. 235 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,822 I'll get help. 236 00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:40,243 Wayland, I think what you're doing comes out of anger. 237 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,794 Are you upset with Mr. Burns? 238 00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:44,672 - No. - Please, you're safe here. 239 00:11:44,696 --> 00:11:47,767 Oh, the things I've done for that hollow-boned horror show! 240 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,336 That interview he did for Vanity Fair? 241 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,013 I wrote all his answers. 242 00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:54,733 Like he would ever spend a weekend in Santa Barbara. 243 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,801 I'm the one who loves Sideways... me! 244 00:11:56,825 --> 00:11:58,862 Does anyone have any thoughts about how Wayland 245 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,104 can approach these feelings? 246 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,364 You? Oh, I'm sorry. 247 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,057 I-I don't know your name yet. 248 00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:05,452 Well, I learned in dealing with Bruce Willis that... 249 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,395 I'm sorry! 250 00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:10,323 Whenever I say his name I expect a phone to be thrown at me. 251 00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:11,565 - Christian Bale. - Roseanne. 252 00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:12,775 - Jared Leto. - Roseanne! 253 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,901 - Katherine Heigl. - Trump. 254 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:15,403 Trump. - Trump. -Roseanne! 255 00:12:15,427 --> 00:12:16,963 Wayland, I'm going to write you a prescription 256 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,239 for Sychophantanyl. 257 00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:19,674 Take one every time you feel 258 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,176 like saying what you really think. 259 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,202 Ah, thank you. 260 00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:25,472 I just got a text. 261 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,674 Anyone here who works for Mariah Carey, 262 00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:31,150 meet her at SoulCycle and bring a kitten... now! 263 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:35,014 Listen, Professor, 264 00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:36,924 why-why are we hanging around Moe's Tavern 265 00:12:36,948 --> 00:12:38,777 when we could be somewhere good? 266 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,612 Fear not, my new best friends. 267 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,280 I will take you on a tour 268 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,691 of Springfield's finest establishments. 269 00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:46,117 Come on, let's go. It'll be joyous, 270 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,102 and raucous, and other things. 271 00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:49,537 Three cheers for Frink! 272 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,864 Actually, studies show that one and a half 273 00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:54,275 is the optimum number of cheers, so... 274 00:12:54,299 --> 00:12:55,627 Hip hip hooray! 275 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,611 - Hip hip... - And done. 276 00:12:57,635 --> 00:12:59,539 ♪ If you're poor and find yourself ♪ 277 00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:02,634 ♪ Outside the door, just ask me ♪ 278 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,036 ♪ To buy your drink ♪ 279 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,868 ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ 280 00:13:08,938 --> 00:13:11,042 ♪ Clink my link, you'll swim, not sink ♪ 281 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,711 ♪ Here is my pitch, come on, be rich ♪ 282 00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,880 ♪ Hey, what's to think ♪ 283 00:13:15,904 --> 00:13:18,692 ♪ Hangin' with the Frink ♪ 284 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:21,260 ♪ Ah, yeah! ♪ 285 00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,613 This Frink has been gold peacocking all over town. 286 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:26,891 What's taking you Slide Rule Charlies so long? 287 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,785 We aren't able to create a cryptocurrency 288 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,478 as powerful as the Frinkcoin. 289 00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:33,105 But... this equation, if solved, 290 00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,667 could make all digital coins worthless. 291 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,918 Including Frink's. 292 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,027 Excellent. 293 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,071 How long will it take to solve? 294 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,656 Well, if we work weekends and bring in some extra help, 295 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,533 I'd say 90,000 years. 296 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,994 - Uh-huh, uh, yeah, uh-huh. - Yeah, mm-hmm. 297 00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:48,037 - Bah! - Ow. Ow. 298 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,213 - Ow. Ow. - Ah. 299 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,354 Get out! 300 00:13:52,816 --> 00:13:54,835 As for Frink, if I can't break his bank, 301 00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:56,527 I'll break his spirit. 302 00:13:59,781 --> 00:14:02,235 Amazing, Professor! 303 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,595 You win again! 304 00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:08,033 This is my only suit of clothes! 305 00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,951 Ahoy-hoy! I was in the neighborhood 306 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,870 and thought we might have a drink. 307 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,019 You know, billionaire to billionaire. 308 00:14:15,672 --> 00:14:16,607 Oh, I just love champagne 309 00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:18,776 that's been in space, don't you? 310 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,029 Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you. 311 00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:23,206 That is not true! 312 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,116 Those guys are my best buddies! 313 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,836 Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there. 314 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,722 Well, think about this, Professor. 315 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,581 The curse of wealth is that you will never, 316 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,627 ever again know if anyone truly likes you. 317 00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:38,971 Oh, my, could it be that they're, 318 00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:41,088 well, they're really just leeches? 319 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,294 Hmm. Mm. 320 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:50,722 Oh, evil and, uh... 321 00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:57,415 Frink interview, final chapter, "Happily Ever After." 322 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,775 I'm just so unbelievably sad. 323 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,985 I mean, is he right? 324 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:02,943 Do I really have no true friends? 325 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,008 Come get some. 326 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,535 Don't worry about what Mr. Burns says. 327 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,513 He's a vicious old viper who knows 328 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,372 nothing of the human heart. 329 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:14,832 Oh, and you do? 330 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,592 Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. 331 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,211 My parents have split up nearly a thousand times. 332 00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:22,339 My brother is a scab on society's knee. 333 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:24,842 And every time I get a pony or make a friend, 334 00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:27,112 they get the hell out of town. 335 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:28,929 Wow, you have lived quite a life. 336 00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,140 Yeah, it's not all bad. 337 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,933 I had a jazz friend. 338 00:15:32,957 --> 00:15:34,884 Who died. 339 00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:37,897 Here's my plan, Smithers. 340 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,440 We put the equation here. 341 00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:42,276 And the ingenuity of crowds will solve it for us by tomorrow, 342 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,988 thus rendering all cryptocurrency worthless. 343 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:46,881 Well, what if they don't? 344 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,550 Don't worry, Smithers. 345 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,961 If this doesn't work, I'll get some of my old Yale buddies in. 346 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,371 Well, they're dead and their children are dead, sir. 347 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:56,599 Oh, my. 348 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,476 Mm? Hmm. 349 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,270 Someone's gonna solve that? 350 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,940 This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm. 351 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,801 They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice! 352 00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:09,345 Stay in your lane, Mel! 353 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,281 You've given me no lane! 354 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,307 Eh, at least it's not another billboard 355 00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:16,291 complaining about crimes I haven't solved. 356 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,366 Who would do this, Lou? 357 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,073 Who?! 358 00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:37,298 All my life, I believed in the scientific meth-od. 359 00:16:37,322 --> 00:16:40,626 I need proof that my friends actually are... 360 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,585 ...uh, uh, friends. 361 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,589 Hey, Professor. 362 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,091 Boy, I can't wait to sit in the skybox 363 00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:48,902 for the big game today. 364 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,052 I'm gonna have chicken and popcorn 365 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,646 and never watch the game. 366 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,514 Well, I'm so sorry, change in plans. 367 00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,474 You see, the skybox wasn't available, 368 00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,902 so I got regular tickets. 369 00:16:57,926 --> 00:16:59,579 Oh, that reminds me. 370 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,905 I need to have a cyst removed. 371 00:17:00,929 --> 00:17:02,573 Now's as good a time as any. 372 00:17:02,597 --> 00:17:04,066 Yeah, and I got to be there 373 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,668 to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate." 374 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,078 Do resuscitate! 375 00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:09,819 Ah, uh, I really should write that down. 376 00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:18,005 All right, now, now, the experiment is not yet complete. 377 00:17:18,029 --> 00:17:19,288 Let's just see here. 378 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,211 Oh, Professor, you kill me! 379 00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:27,982 I never heard such a crazy bunch of nonsense talk. 380 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,551 Yeah, I-I was speaking Mandarin Chinese. 381 00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:33,304 So... this time, would one of you 382 00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,095 be so kind as to, uh... 383 00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:38,892 No one outsmarts ol' Gil. 384 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,186 Ooh, hot, hot, hot! 385 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,227 Cha-cha! 386 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,292 Well, that's it, from now on, 387 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,161 my only company will be A.I., I insist. 388 00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:51,297 My first independent thought is 389 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,408 I dislike you. 390 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,060 Oh, thank God you woke me. 391 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,545 I was having a terrible dream. 392 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:07,564 Oh, about what? 393 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,640 All the awful things I've done. 394 00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:10,733 Oh, I knew you shouldn't have had 395 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,384 that second blueberry at dinner, 396 00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:14,028 but this is why I brought you. 397 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,013 Look, someone posted a solution on the whiteboard. 398 00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,806 Frink is ruined! 399 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:24,021 Yarr, this problem has been speared in the head, 400 00:18:24,045 --> 00:18:26,815 hauled on the deck, and sliced up the guts, 401 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,068 eh, mathematically speaking. 402 00:18:29,092 --> 00:18:30,444 Yarr. 403 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,913 So, who found the solution? 404 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,750 Did I do it? 405 00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:37,201 No... 406 00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:38,753 Hmm, I guess we'll never know. 407 00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:40,162 The important thing is that once again, 408 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,539 I am the richest man 409 00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,167 in a town of 32,000 people. 410 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,645 Excellent. 411 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:58,031 And so, the equation was solved. 412 00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,617 Solved by the one person who could solve it: 413 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,102 Professor John Frink. 414 00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:04,269 End of report. 415 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,738 How did you know? 416 00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:08,774 A girl learns a lot writing a second grade report. 417 00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:11,919 I knew that you'd be willing to throw away everything you had, 418 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,946 because it didn't mean anything. 419 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,465 And I had a pretty good idea 420 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,300 of what your handwriting looks like. 421 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,119 Also, anyone else smart enough to solve this 422 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:22,972 is too smart to come to Springfield. 423 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,832 Well, you really understand me. 424 00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:28,043 Young lady, you are my best friend. 425 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:28,895 Hoyvik. 426 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,064 Aw, really? 427 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:34,925 Well, beware, I lose everything I care about. 428 00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:36,885 Well, you won't lose me. 429 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,971 I'll always be right here. 430 00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:41,098 In this flash drive. 431 00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:43,957 I will treasure this forever. 432 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,852 I had a billion dollars... what have I done?! 433 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,528 Ugh. Ten glorious days of peace. 434 00:19:54,552 --> 00:19:56,363 I was able to finish my dissertation. 435 00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:59,008 Losing a billion dollars means nothing 436 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,408 as long as I see you again. 437 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:07,248 Are we gonna do this? 438 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,098 ♪ Thanks for the currency ♪ 439 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,309 ♪ All my dollar bills ♪ 440 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,020 ♪ Piled up to the hills ♪ 441 00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:30,355 ♪ Ruble, pound, or Deutschmark ♪ 442 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:33,543 ♪ You all give me such thrills. ♪ 443 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,954 Didn't I fight alongside you in the war? 444 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,239 Um, we weren't on the same side, 445 00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:41,614 but I was there. 446 00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,996 Ooh, much better. 447 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,081 ♪ Thanks ♪ 448 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,342 ♪ For the currency ♪ 449 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,437 ♪ We watched it rise and fall ♪ 450 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,847 ♪ But we both had a ball ♪ 451 00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:57,442 ♪ We made this song so long ♪ 452 00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,135 ♪ It spilled into the crawl. ♪ 453 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,010 Hoyvik. 454 00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:23,615 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 455 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,663 Shh!