1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:15,472 May I sample the mango mayhem? 2 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,560 Now you're gonna scream for ice cream, 3 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,061 John wick four! 4 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,771 Actually, it's... 5 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,148 Gelato. 6 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,028 [muffled screaming] 7 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,367 The violence mom won't let me watch is the best. 8 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,578 -[tires screech] -[crashing outside] 9 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,204 Damn it! 10 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:39,997 Whoa. 11 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,540 Live violence! 12 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:42,499 [marge] homie, wake up. 13 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,376 There's been a car crash! 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,216 [yawns] what's happening? 15 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,010 There's been an accident! 16 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,553 Ooh, let's go gawk! 17 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,221 -[grunts] -yeah! [giggles] 18 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:01,935 Marge, are you using a charger cord as a robe belt? 19 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,146 Uh, well, I lost my belt 20 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,815 And bart lost this phone, so... 21 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,151 What's that mark on your sleeve? 22 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,986 I used it as an oven mitt. 23 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:14,615 My milhouse buys me a new robe every christmas. 24 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,325 Ralphie bought me this chenille beauty 25 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,743 With his tooth fairy money. 26 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:21,205 Don't you like any of the robes your kids bought you? 27 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,082 They've never bought me a robe. 28 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,460 -The quintessential mom gift! -[gasps] -un-frigging-believable. 29 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:27,503 [both groan] 30 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,880 My kids give me homemade gifts, 31 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:31,799 Like hand turkeys 32 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,842 And macaroni-covered... 33 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,302 [stammers] stuff. 34 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,555 Sounds like they're just giving you their art class crap. 35 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,848 Feel this. 36 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,102 I like the thoughtful, artistic gifts my kids-- 37 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,938 [gasps] oh, my god, that's plush! 38 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,190 [gasps] my robe is fine. 39 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,026 It's just a little worn in spots. 40 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:53,821 Uh, one big spot in the back. 41 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,781 Aah! The top of my crack! 42 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,241 [gasps] oh! Here! Come here! 43 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:58,367 Ooh! Mm. 44 00:01:58,494 --> 00:02:00,119 [gasping] 45 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,248 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,041 It's magical. 47 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,626 But it smells like burning flip-flops. 48 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,129 [gasps] ow! My flip-flops! 49 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,840 Careful! Live wire on the ground! 50 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,508 Whoa. Thank you, homer. 51 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,136 Aw, you da man. 52 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,055 Did you hear that? 53 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,057 Kirk said I was da man. 54 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:25,227 I mean, it sounded stupid, the way he said it, but still... 55 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,438 Well, uh, if you want to be "da man" for everybody, 56 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,275 You should post a warning about that live wire on alarmist. 57 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,027 It's this app that alerts neighbors to local dangers. 58 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,571 Downloading now. 59 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:38,115 [lenny] you film dangerous stuff and post it. 60 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,816 You know, traffic accidents, 61 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,743 Nighttime animals out during the day. 62 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,204 Uh, hello. This is homer simpson. 63 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,747 Username, uh... 64 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,207 The simp. 65 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,043 There's a live wire sparking on evergreen terrace. 66 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,753 Risk of electrocution, 67 00:02:51,881 --> 00:02:53,755 1,000%. 68 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,674 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:56,633 [gasping] 70 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,926 A thousand percent? 71 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,095 My baby could've played with that wire! 72 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,306 He ain't born, but he's 'bout to be. 73 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,475 Congratulations, you're now part of the alarmy army. 74 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:09,146 Hey, I can barely read my name without my cheaters. 75 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,440 How do I get a bigger font like these guys? 76 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,067 Um, those are the top alarmers on the app. 77 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,445 You want your name in a readable font size? 78 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,447 You better learn how to spread fear. 79 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,658 I'll do it. I'll get to the top of this leaderboard 80 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:24,203 If it's the most useless thing I ever do! 81 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:27,539 Bart, we need to talk about mom's birthday present. 82 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,291 Finishing it as we speak. 83 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,667 Ta-da! 84 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:35,047 Uh, it might be time to retire the pasta art genre. 85 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,424 What? In my vital bucatini phase? 86 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:41,053 You heard what those judgy women said about our presents. 87 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,639 We need to buy mom a present this year. 88 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:44,723 Where are we gonna get money? 89 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,850 Otto stopped paying for clean urine. 90 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,269 Hmm. Mr. Flanders is generous. 91 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,397 I've sold him so many magazine subscriptions. 92 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,316 Why cat fancy? 93 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,236 His cat isn't even that fancy. 94 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,487 [humming] 95 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,030 Yo, flan-man. We're trying to make some scratch 96 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,365 For our mom's birthday gift. 97 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,367 You need any help cleaning this mess up? 98 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,819 Sorry. I always keep my grass trimmed. 99 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:06,912 You know the old saying-- 100 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,414 "the lawn is the mustache of the house." 101 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,749 Aw, we get it. 102 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,793 We just thought mom deserved something nice. 103 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,962 But if you don't think so, 104 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,213 Mm, that's cool. 105 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,589 Now, well, hold on! 106 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,343 If, uh, you clean those two leaves on my sidewalk up, 107 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,594 I'll give you... 108 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,179 $44. 109 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,514 -Both leaves? -[grunts] 110 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,349 -Ow! -Deal. 111 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,143 This store has everything. 112 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,270 [gasps] 113 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,064 This will make mom feel cozy and loved. 114 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,025 And it'll put a sock in the yaps of those gossipy hens. 115 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,736 I'm gonna ignore the problematic "hens" 116 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,114 Because I support the sentiment. 117 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,491 -Whoa. -Whoa. 118 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,368 Is it a toy? 119 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,745 Yes. But it's also... 120 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,038 Gear. 121 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,416 It's got a pen that's actually a tape recorder, 122 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,951 An eavesdropping device that lets you hear conversations 123 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:55,961 From miles away. 124 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,796 And when you get in a tight spot, 125 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,299 Sour gummy cyanide capsules! 126 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:03,135 This could change everything. 127 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:06,722 Deep down, I know I'm the dingus! 128 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,640 [crying] 129 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,809 [crying replays on pen] 130 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,227 Give me your lunch money 131 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,646 Or the whole playground hears you blubber. 132 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,023 You, too, bow tie. 133 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,444 The eavesdropper could be so useful. 134 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:25,032 Okay, the meeting of the cool girls has been called to order. 135 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,367 It's been decided that the new cool thing 136 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,911 Is to wear earmuffs in warm weather, 137 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,997 So don't tell any randos-- 138 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,790 -[gasps] -hey, guys! 139 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,208 [chuckling knowingly] 140 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,210 [gasps] now lisa's cool, too! 141 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,546 And there's nothing we can do about it! 142 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,631 [crying] 143 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,091 [chuckles] yes. 144 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,510 Cry, sherri, cry. 145 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,971 Okay, just thinking out loud-- 146 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:51,933 This kit is the same price as the robe... 147 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,019 [gasps] are you suggesting 148 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,645 -That we-- -you know I am! 149 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,230 [sighs] say yes. Come on, lis. 150 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,232 I need two keys to launch this missile. 151 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,943 Mom has never really been a gift person. 152 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,988 True. She's more into stuff like hugs 153 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,531 And seeing us happy! 154 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,785 But we can't just buy a spy kit for us and nothing for mom. 155 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,745 [stammers] bart? 156 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,332 Bart, we can't do this. 157 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,876 Would you like to apply for a bullseye credit card? 158 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,044 I'm eight. 159 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,171 Yeah, you won't get it. But if you apply, 160 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,173 You get a free bullseye ironing board cover. 161 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,966 [gasps] we could buy the spy kit 162 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:26,968 And give mom the ironing board cover! 163 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,472 That's like giving her a whole new ironing board! 164 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,015 Give me an application! 165 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,142 We'll give her two ironing board covers! 166 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,644 [group] ♪ happy birthday ♪ 167 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,355 ♪ to you! ♪ 168 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,774 Uh, open my present first. 169 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:41,858 I got to hit the streets. 170 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,402 I have citizens to alarm. 171 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,655 Another charm for my charm bracelet! 172 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,699 That bracelet was the smartest investment ever. 173 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,535 No matter what the occasion, 174 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:52,953 I always know what you need-- 175 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,788 Another charm. 176 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,915 You know me so well. 177 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,793 I better after however many years. 178 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,378 Open mine next! 179 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,632 Oh. An ironing board cover. 180 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,009 Yeah, 'cause, you know, you iron. 181 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,719 I sure do. 182 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,805 Open mine. It's in the bullseye bag! 183 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,349 Hmm. Such clever wrapping. [chuckles] 184 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,769 Ah, it's another ironing board cover. 185 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,137 What do you get for the woman 186 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,106 Who has only one ironing board cover? 187 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,983 Thank you. Both of you. 188 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,526 I love them. 189 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,528 I got to hit the road. 190 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,156 If I find just three more things to warn people about, 191 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,451 I'll move ahead of cautionary gale and cry wolfcastle 192 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,577 On the leaderboard. 193 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,744 We'll help clean up! 194 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,704 [grunts] 195 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,456 No! I'll do it. 196 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:41,001 You guys have... Done so much for me. 197 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,674 [sighs deeply] 198 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,847 [groans] 199 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:54,973 Enjoying your present, huh? 200 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,683 Don't play with it all day! 201 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,018 [grumbles] 202 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,979 We'll know soon enough who broke this va-- 203 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,315 [gasps, groans] 204 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,983 [bart] yellow sparrow, this is slingshot. 205 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,860 Prepare for face-to-face discussion. 206 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,154 Roger that. Face is prepared. 207 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,198 This spy kit is great! 208 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,743 All the secrets of this house are being laid bare. 209 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,037 And mom loves her present. 210 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,372 She can't stop muttering about it. 211 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,916 We rule. Over. 212 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,334 Roger that. Over. 213 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:26,671 Inappropriate billboard near noiseland arcade. 214 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,673 Guaranteed danger of corruption. 215 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,133 Keep children away! 216 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,302 -[phone chimes] -hmm. Whoa, whoa. 217 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:36,056 Thanks for warning us about the vulgar wordplay, simp! 218 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,892 "itch, please." 219 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,852 Wait, I get it! 220 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,729 "itch" rhymes with "bi--" 221 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,232 Uh, mom hates that word. Trust me. 222 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,736 One more post and I'll be top five. 223 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,154 Homer. 224 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,948 Religious fanatic running through town. 225 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,366 Possibly from murder scene. 226 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,659 Avoid outdoors. 227 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,202 [phone chimes] 228 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,954 -I did it. -Fanatic! 229 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,497 I'm number five! 230 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,457 I'm better than everyone! 231 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,084 ♪ ♪ 232 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,964 -[static] -[frink] uh-uh-uh. Your name is not "frink." 233 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,967 You are "frink's monster," you see? 234 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,844 [frink's monster] [growls] frink sad. 235 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,805 [frink] no, frink's monster is sad! 236 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,557 What is wrong with you?! 237 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,184 [moe] all right, one of youse rats has been eating pool chalk 238 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,895 And leaving chalky pellets all over the place. 239 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,188 No, no, don't look at each other! 240 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,148 Look at me! Hey! Steve! 241 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,109 -[static] -[flanders] oh, hey, marge. 242 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,903 -[marge] hi, ned. -Ooh, that's mom! 243 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,488 What a party yesterday. 244 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,575 I don't usually take my water on the rocks. 245 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,993 I was buzzing all night. 246 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,328 Yeah. It was... Fun. 247 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,539 -[crying] -[lisa] oh. 248 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,375 Whoa. I didn't mean to bring on a peeper-puddle. 249 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,418 What's wrong? 250 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,753 [marge] it's silly. I-I'm embarrassed 251 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,215 That my feelings were hurt by a stupid birthday gift. 252 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,718 [flanders] oh, now, feelings aren't stupid. 253 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,970 Some of them are evil, but they're not stupid. 254 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,723 It's just... On my one day, 255 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,558 I'm barely an afterthought. 256 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,894 It's like they don't think of me as a person. 257 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,396 [sighs] 258 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,025 I don't get it. Why is she so sad? 259 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,777 Bart, she's feeling unseen. 260 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,070 What? I always see her. 261 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,031 She's in my phone contacts three times-- 262 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,158 Under "mom," "mommy" and "sandwich." 263 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,411 She does so many things that we take for granted. 264 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,913 Imagine how we would feel if she... 265 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,541 Half-tushied our birthdays. 266 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,753 What? I'd be fine if she only... 267 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,880 [groaning] 268 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,632 [sighs] 269 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,467 We suck. Over. 270 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,636 Roger that. Over. 271 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,763 As of this morning, 272 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,516 I am number one on the leaderboard of the alarmist app. 273 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,726 [gasps] look at that! 274 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,853 What? The broken sprinkler? 275 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,104 We need to warn people! 276 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,731 It could cause a sinkhole 277 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,566 Or activate a gremlin! 278 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,526 This is your number one alarmy 279 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,404 With a warning that a geyser of water is pouring onto-- 280 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,864 -[phone chimes] -wha...? 281 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,242 Hey! Someone named silver bullet already reported a... 282 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:04,079 "vertical tsunami at the park." 283 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,539 Whoa! That's good mongering. 284 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,707 I got scooped? 285 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,627 Silver bullet is now alarmy number one. 286 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,337 What?! Who is this guy? 287 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:16,383 Those fat fingers are too slow for the silver bullet! 288 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,968 Silver bullet, your days are numbered! 289 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,845 Tell me something my doctor hasn't. 290 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,723 You smell like old lady. 291 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,600 So do you. 292 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,728 I smell like a lot of things. 293 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,772 We have to get mom a new present. 294 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,148 Something meaningful. 295 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,902 So, let's make a list of everything we know about mom. 296 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,363 Yes. Great idea. 297 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,407 Mm... 298 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,159 Hmm. Her first name is actually margaret. 299 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,161 Good. Write that down. 300 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,329 Hmm. 301 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:51,418 Ooh, I know. She loves coming to my jazz recitals. 302 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,794 Uh, no, she doesn't. 303 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,714 She hides a copy of people magazine in the program. 304 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,424 Oh. Ugh! 305 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,634 Why is this so hard? 306 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,470 We should know the woman who gave birth to us. 307 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,972 Maybe she's unknowable. 308 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,682 What if we just give her the spy kit 309 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,476 And breakfast in bed for the rest of her life? 310 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,395 Or, you know that trunk 311 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,981 Where mom keeps all her memories and stuff? 312 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,693 What if we use the spy kit to break into it? 313 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,571 Ooh, welcome to the dark side. 314 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,197 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,575 [lisa] huh. 316 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,160 [gasps] here we are. 317 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,621 I don't know if these lock-picking tools 318 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,998 Are even going to work. 319 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:34,294 I mean, this is just a toy... [gasps] 320 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:39,048 Oh. Now I'm concerned about those gummy cyanide capsules. 321 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,134 Mom's birth announcement. 322 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,138 Oh, her name is marjorie, not margaret. 323 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,266 We officially know nothing about her. 324 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,893 Hmm. 325 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,520 Mom had a parrot named petey? 326 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,027 Oh, they were best friends, like me and santa's little helper. 327 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,613 -[whining] -not now, boy. Busy. 328 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,406 [gasps] look at this one. 329 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,993 [bart] oh, mom's parents must've given petey away. 330 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,953 Hey, we just learned something about her. 331 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,789 Grandma was a jerk-ass. 332 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,208 Wait. Parrots live for, like, 80 years. 333 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,169 Maybe we could find petey, and then reunite mom 334 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,004 With her long-lost friend. 335 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,714 That would be like getting her a robe 336 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,674 That tells you it wants crackers. 337 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,259 How do we find this lady? 338 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,678 [lisa] well, we need to go to north townsburg. 339 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,388 Oh, that place is sketchy. 340 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,558 Milhouse's dad was a sign spinner for a meth clinic there. 341 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,977 But let's do it, for mar-ge-dy! 342 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,396 -Marjorie. -Whatever. 343 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,985 Oh, townsburg is three hours away?! 344 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,238 Fine. I'll just kick the seat in front of me 345 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,449 Until that little screw falls out. [grunting] 346 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,159 That is so rude. 347 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,610 [grunting] 348 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,622 Well, you have to get closer to the screw, like this. 349 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,415 [both grunting] 350 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,501 Great. 351 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,174 [both groaning] 352 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,510 Oh, this place is depressing. 353 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,887 Isn't that the corner where nic cage went crazy? 354 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,098 Yep. There's the statue. 355 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,601 [gasps] there's the mechanic's shop. 356 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,187 Let's do this. 357 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,439 Hey, grease stains, seen this bird? 358 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,776 Yeah, I remember him. That's krista's bird. 359 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,152 He in some kind of trouble? 360 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,571 We'll ask the questions. 361 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,407 What's the skinny on this krista character? 362 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,492 Well, she owns the craft store down the block. 363 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,077 She also sells liquor and weed. 364 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,871 -Let's go. -Don't leave town. 365 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,914 But my niece's wedding is tomorrow. 366 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,875 I said don't leave town. 367 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:41,004 Fine. Hey, shirl, it's vince. I can't make it. 368 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,257 I don't know, some kid told me I can't leave town. 369 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,718 I've got to get back to being alarmy number one. 370 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,762 Gotta warn people about... Something. 371 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:53,057 [gasps] death from above. 372 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,184 Falling branches in springfield park! 373 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,146 -Stay away. -[phones chiming] 374 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,773 -We have to get out of here! -I did it. 375 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,317 I'm alarmy number one! 376 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,445 Not for long, you toad-faced beanbag. 377 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:10,033 I will cut you into tiny pieces like my son's pancakes. 378 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,744 I'm going to eat you up and crap you out 379 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,787 Like my son's pancakes. 380 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,080 [grumbles] 381 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,542 The air at springfield park is full of pollen. 382 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,211 Individuals with lungs should avoid the area. 383 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,546 [groans] 384 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:26,591 Lifeless bodies at the park. Possible gas leak. 385 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,427 Demented man throwing objects at the duck pond. 386 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,220 Chemical air attack at the play yard. 387 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,598 Ufos hovering over picnic area. 388 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,143 String-guided dragons, most likely time travelers attack... 389 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,395 I saw the kites first, ya big galoot! 390 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,521 [rumbling] 391 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,065 [both cry out] 392 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,274 What happened? 393 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,194 The earth couldn't support your giant ass. 394 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,946 Maybe satan heard your voice 395 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,114 And decided to fast-track you to hell. 396 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,450 Okay, we both got one in. 397 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,827 How are we getting out of this sinkhole? 398 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,121 I dropped my phone. Do you have yours? 399 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,958 No. Just start shouting. Someone will hear us. 400 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,876 -Help! -Down here! 401 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,878 Save me, not her! 402 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,756 [girl] hurry, the dragons are coming! 403 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:10,218 Oh, yeah, petey. He was smart as a whip. 404 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,254 Could imitate anything: Political figures of the day, 405 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,057 The "you lose" horn from price is right. 406 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,142 So many times I thought contestants lost 407 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,394 When they hadn't. 408 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,939 Why are you talking about him in the past tense? 409 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,609 Oh, I left his cage open by mistake and he flew away. 410 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,278 Last I heard, he joined a flock of wild parrots. 411 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,907 Oh. I guess we came all this way for nothing. 412 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,409 Stay in town. 413 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,160 But my daughter's wedding is... 414 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,664 [sighs] shirl? Bad news. 415 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,916 We failed mom again. 416 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,335 We are losers. 417 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,880 [voice imitates the price is right horn] 418 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,632 Bart, it's petey! 419 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,759 How can we lure him down here? 420 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,428 Uh, uh, I've got it. 421 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,431 [marge's voice] bart, are you secretly recording me? 422 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,975 I'm on hold to talk about our water bill. 423 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,852 I'm sorry, no, I'm not talking to you. 424 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,062 I'm talking to my annoying son. 425 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,605 -Yes! -Got him! 426 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,857 [petey] annoying son. [squawks] 427 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,191 [agnes] hello?! 428 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,485 Can't any of you idiots hear us?! 429 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,905 There's no one to save us. We scared everyone away. 430 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,700 -Isn't that ironic? -I guess. 431 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,952 No, I'm asking. I don't know what ironic means. 432 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,079 Why did we get so crazy? 433 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,831 I was doing a public service. 434 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,374 I warned everyone that broken sprinkler 435 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,751 Would cause a sinkhole. 436 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,879 Bull-scat. You were trying to move up the leaderboard. 437 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,049 -We both were. -Now we're stuck down here. 438 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,093 [sighs] I miss the surface world. 439 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,304 Hey, you gotta share that! 440 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,639 We both need strength to fight off chuds. 441 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,101 Hell no. My werther's, my choice. 442 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,937 -[grumbling] -[choking] 443 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,647 Yeah, yeah, you got candy in there. 444 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,899 Stop showing off. 445 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,818 Are you choking? Hang on, I'll save you. 446 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,904 Wait, is this irony? 447 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,657 Ow. Ow! Okay, I'm doing it. 448 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:57,825 [grunts] 449 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,452 [gasps] I can breathe! 450 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,536 [sighs] 451 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,871 Simpson, 452 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,707 Instead of mongering fear, you mongered... 453 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,793 Life itself. 454 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,003 -Thank you. -[gasps] 455 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,130 This is the feeling I was after. 456 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,049 Not some stupid leaderboard. 457 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,425 I'm gonna help you get out of here. 458 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,761 Step in my hands, I'll boost you up. 459 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,221 [grunts] 460 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:22,225 Oh, there's so much to grab on to. 461 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,146 I'll tell everyone you're down there. 462 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:31,192 Which will make me alarmy number one. Suck it! 463 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,986 Hairless ground hippo stuck in sinkhole. 464 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,198 She's horrible. 465 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,785 Mom, we have one more birthday surprise for you. 466 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,203 Oh. Really? 467 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,833 We tracked down your best friend. 468 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,752 -Petey? -Petey? 469 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,046 How-how is this happening? 470 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,048 How is this happening?! 471 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,175 How is this happening?! How is this happening?! 472 00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:01,639 Aah! Get it off! Get it off before he-- oh! 473 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:02,807 -Ew. -Ugh. 474 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,725 -Ow! Ow! -[lisa] bart, do something! 475 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,644 [grunts] 476 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,645 Sorry. 477 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,938 We thought he loved you. 478 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,773 This is how he shows love. 479 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,151 By grooming me and regurgitating on me. 480 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,111 I could never have friends over, 481 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,529 He was so possessive. 482 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,780 Mine! 483 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,283 [squawking angrily] 484 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,625 So why did you even get him? 485 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,086 I didn't. I wanted a kitten. 486 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,338 Our neighbor was giving away their parrot. 487 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:38,509 Since petey can meow, my dad decided he was close enough. 488 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,802 [petey] meow. 489 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,221 -You're nothing like a kitten! -[all yell] 490 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,183 Don't worry, we'll take him back to townsburg. 491 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,059 He's part of a wild flock there. 492 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,312 You went all the way to townsburg? 493 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,772 We wanted to get you something, you know, 494 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,733 Personal for your birthday. 495 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,403 Yeah. We did not make friends on the bus ride home. 496 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,071 Petey is kind of racist. 497 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,991 Well, that's just... [crying] 498 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,367 We're sorry. 499 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,203 We didn't mean to re-traumatize you 500 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,663 With your childhood nightmare bird. 501 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,041 My wonderful babies! 502 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,501 You went to all that trouble for me. 503 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:16,214 I wasn't an afterthought, I was a thought. 504 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,800 Well, yeah, 'cause... You know, 505 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,221 We see you as a person. 506 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:27,516 We really do. Our favorite person. 507 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,769 Oh, that is so... 508 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,896 -[crunch] -ow! 509 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,649 You little... 510 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,402 Who wants to help mommy abandon petey in townsburg? 511 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,779 [both] we do! 512 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,906 Captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television 513 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,866 And fox broadcasting company 514 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,701 And toyota. 515 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,287 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 516 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,543 -[tires screech] -[crashing] 517 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,629 [concerned murmuring] 518 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,799 Marge, what a beautiful robe. 519 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,384 Is that terry cloth? 520 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:05,012 French terry, from the terry province of France. 521 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,014 [excited murmuring] 522 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,474 My kids got it for me. 523 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,644 I just threw it on to see what that noise was. 524 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,772 I think it came from over there. 525 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,316 Look at the fullness in that sleeve. 526 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,528 What was that sound? I don't see anything. 527 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,031 Well, it's a mystery. We may never know. 528 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,783 -Look at how it moves. -Poetry in fabric. 529 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,076 You better work. 530 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,538 [bart laughs] 531 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,832 Mission accomplished. Over. 532 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,750 [both] roger that. Over. 533 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,961 Shh!