1 00:00:15,986 --> 00:00:17,119 Heh. 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:21,120 ♪ The Simpsons 25x13 ♪ The Man Who Grew Too Much Original Air Date on March 9, 2014 3 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:24,221 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 4 00:00:24,294 --> 00:00:27,496 Neptune-- eighth planet from the sun. 5 00:00:27,564 --> 00:00:30,599 A mystery now, we hope to have close-up photos 6 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:32,134 from Voyager 2 7 00:00:32,168 --> 00:00:34,536 in 1989. 8 00:00:34,571 --> 00:00:36,238 We do have them! 9 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:37,706 They're my home screen! 10 00:00:37,741 --> 00:00:40,276 Miss Hoover, once again, the lesson plan I prepared 11 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,244 would have covered this topic much better. 12 00:00:42,279 --> 00:00:43,779 But I can see... 13 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,150 Miss Hoover? 14 00:00:48,184 --> 00:00:49,985 It's Tuesday, Lisa. 15 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:51,420 Taco Tuesday. 16 00:00:52,956 --> 00:00:53,889 Huh? 17 00:00:53,924 --> 00:00:54,890 Huh? 18 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:59,295 Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday! 19 00:00:59,329 --> 00:01:01,797 Taco Tuesday! 20 00:01:01,831 --> 00:01:06,068 Taco Tuesday, Taco Tuesday... 21 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,238 Oh, no. I'm about to become 22 00:01:09,272 --> 00:01:11,573 another moppin' statistic. 23 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:17,146 There's only room for one of us, Ethel. 24 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:37,333 Bart, that's your sixth taco. 25 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:39,902 You know, Whitman says, "If anything is sacred, 26 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:41,937 the human body is sacred." 27 00:01:41,972 --> 00:01:44,540 Fascinating. 28 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,508 Congratulations, boys. 29 00:01:46,543 --> 00:01:47,977 You made it through 30 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:50,012 another Taco Tuesday. 31 00:01:50,046 --> 00:01:52,348 Back in the bucket till next week. 32 00:01:52,382 --> 00:01:54,717 Won't those vegetables go bad? 33 00:01:54,751 --> 00:01:57,987 Nope. They're genetically modified to stay fresh. 34 00:01:58,021 --> 00:02:00,389 Just don't ask how old the Jell-O is. 35 00:02:00,423 --> 00:02:02,358 Ew. 36 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:05,928 Overreactor.org warns that over half 37 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:08,731 of the vegetables sold in this country are 38 00:02:08,765 --> 00:02:11,367 genetically modified organisms 39 00:02:11,401 --> 00:02:13,102 whose effect on humans is... 40 00:02:13,136 --> 00:02:14,870 unknown. 41 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:19,274 Whoa! Mom, you made me overswipe! 42 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:22,544 Your parents' credit card has been charged $20. 43 00:02:24,681 --> 00:02:26,582 I have to get to the church. 44 00:02:26,616 --> 00:02:29,451 Helen Lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer sign-up sheet. 45 00:02:29,486 --> 00:02:32,888 In five minutes, every good task will be taken. 46 00:02:32,922 --> 00:02:34,189 Dang it! 47 00:02:36,426 --> 00:02:37,726 Jasper Beardley! 48 00:02:37,761 --> 00:02:39,395 You'll never make it! 49 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,000 No! 50 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:54,209 Ooh... 51 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:03,052 Oh! 52 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:06,755 What the hell is this thing? 53 00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:09,491 Bake sale-- taken. 54 00:03:09,526 --> 00:03:11,527 Candle snuffing-- taken. 55 00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:14,430 Baby shusher, miscellaneous choir support. 56 00:03:14,464 --> 00:03:16,765 Everything's taken! All that's left is... 57 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,534 Teen abstinence counseling. 58 00:03:18,568 --> 00:03:20,302 You get to pass out abstinence pledges 59 00:03:20,336 --> 00:03:22,938 and make sure the kids sign their John Han-bleeps. 60 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:27,776 But, Ned, saying nay is your thing. 61 00:03:27,811 --> 00:03:29,011 Not this month. 62 00:03:29,045 --> 00:03:30,913 Edna signed us up for a tango class. 63 00:03:30,947 --> 00:03:34,049 It was the only way I could avert... wine-tasting. 64 00:03:34,084 --> 00:03:38,387 Look, I'm really not comfortable talking about S-E-X 65 00:03:38,421 --> 00:03:40,389 with K-I-D-S. 66 00:03:40,423 --> 00:03:42,224 Language. 67 00:03:42,258 --> 00:03:43,926 Oh, it's not that hard. Just tell them 68 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,061 that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies 69 00:03:46,096 --> 00:03:47,329 that God is making happen. 70 00:03:47,363 --> 00:03:49,598 We took the pledge! 71 00:03:49,632 --> 00:03:51,733 We won't have sex until we're married! 72 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,569 To each other! 73 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:58,474 Mm, their skipping lessons are really paying off. 74 00:03:58,508 --> 00:03:59,975 Hello. Hello. 75 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:04,279 I'm-I'm Marge Simpson, and I'm here to talk 76 00:04:04,314 --> 00:04:07,816 about a... a-a wonderful, beautiful thing. 77 00:04:07,851 --> 00:04:09,751 Speaking of beautiful things, 78 00:04:09,786 --> 00:04:11,186 tongue me, babe. 79 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:22,264 How many of you are here for the free cookies? 80 00:04:22,298 --> 00:04:23,866 Because we've discontinued that. 81 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,667 I'm out of here. Forget you! 82 00:04:25,702 --> 00:04:27,669 One of our brightest and most meddlesome students 83 00:04:27,704 --> 00:04:29,404 called this meeting-- somehow-- 84 00:04:29,439 --> 00:04:31,874 to discuss an urgent menu matter. Lisa? 85 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:35,110 Our school cafeteria is serving GMOs-- 86 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,945 genetically modified organisms. 87 00:04:38,148 --> 00:04:40,082 Now, in order to thoroughly explore the issue, 88 00:04:40,116 --> 00:04:43,519 I'd like to play the first video that came up in my Web browser 89 00:04:43,553 --> 00:04:45,787 when I typed in "GMO" plus "danger" 90 00:04:45,822 --> 00:04:47,222 plus "question mark." 91 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:49,291 Hear, hear! 92 00:04:51,895 --> 00:04:54,496 If there's one thing scientists love, it's money. 93 00:04:54,531 --> 00:04:56,131 Money, money, money. 94 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:57,866 And that's been true of scientists 95 00:04:57,901 --> 00:05:00,169 ever since caveman times. 96 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:02,638 We need look no further back than the ancient Mayans, 97 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:04,540 who crossbred plants and animals 98 00:05:04,574 --> 00:05:07,643 in an unholy experiment in what is now a resort 99 00:05:07,677 --> 00:05:10,479 that charges $30 a night to valet park. 100 00:05:10,513 --> 00:05:12,981 Once you're there, they've gotcha. 101 00:05:14,350 --> 00:05:15,884 The Mayans didn't listen... 102 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,819 to themselves. 103 00:05:17,854 --> 00:05:20,322 Yet today, we toy with our fate 104 00:05:20,356 --> 00:05:22,157 by using retroviruses 105 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:25,194 to create these so-called "super foods." 106 00:05:25,228 --> 00:05:27,196 Are we doomed to repeat an event 107 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:29,731 that destroyed all human life? 108 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:32,301 The answer is in your mouth! 109 00:05:36,406 --> 00:05:40,108 Um, that video seemed a little unscientific. 110 00:05:40,143 --> 00:05:43,912 My name is Jenny McCarthy, and I endorse this tirade. 111 00:05:43,947 --> 00:05:46,081 Oh, my God, it's worse than I thought. 112 00:05:46,115 --> 00:05:49,117 Everybody wait here while I do some actual research. 113 00:05:49,152 --> 00:05:51,386 Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone. 114 00:05:51,421 --> 00:05:53,722 Well, hurry, we have no minds of our own. 115 00:05:55,892 --> 00:05:58,827 I say we do not categorically ban 116 00:05:58,861 --> 00:06:01,196 genetically modified organisms. 117 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:02,297 What?! 118 00:06:02,332 --> 00:06:04,366 Well, GMOs are resistant to pests, 119 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,767 disease and drought. 120 00:06:05,802 --> 00:06:07,569 It's just possible that GMOs 121 00:06:07,604 --> 00:06:10,138 can actually end world hunger. 122 00:06:10,173 --> 00:06:13,875 I say, let's get these GMOs inside our children pronto! 123 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:15,110 Way ahead of you! 124 00:06:20,917 --> 00:06:22,551 I'm eating the food of the future. 125 00:06:22,585 --> 00:06:25,554 Beep, boop. What is love? 126 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:27,222 Boop, beep, boop. 127 00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:28,890 Lisa, I'd like to thank you 128 00:06:28,925 --> 00:06:30,459 for mollifying these land apes. 129 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:32,928 We'd like you and your family to visit us 130 00:06:32,962 --> 00:06:34,730 at the Monsarno research campus. 131 00:06:34,764 --> 00:06:37,466 Ooh, campus! Do you have a statue of the founder 132 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,434 I can stick a funny hat on? 133 00:06:41,337 --> 00:06:42,971 Go, go, go! 134 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:47,075 Simpsons, we're trying 135 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:50,445 to change the world one molecule at a time. 136 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,447 Sounds like that would take a while. 137 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:53,815 Ooh, you're right. 138 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:56,351 Everyone, three molecules at a time. 139 00:06:56,386 --> 00:06:58,820 Oh, you got to be kidding me! 140 00:06:58,855 --> 00:07:00,656 I'll be home late, honey. 141 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:02,991 Yeah. Three molecules now. 142 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:04,526 Well, it's nice to see for once 143 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,562 a corporation that does good work and cares about people. 144 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:10,599 Yes, Lisa, we finally put to bed the silly notion 145 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,901 that our company is in any way evil. 146 00:07:12,935 --> 00:07:15,837 Now, say hello to our chief scientist. 147 00:07:17,874 --> 00:07:19,675 Sideshow Bob! 148 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:21,276 Dr. Sideshow Bob. 149 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:23,011 Real doctor or PhD? 150 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:23,979 PhD. 151 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:29,000 All right, I'll leave you and Bob 152 00:07:29,001 --> 00:07:30,835 in this locked room to get reacquainted. 153 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:33,437 Simpsons, 154 00:07:33,472 --> 00:07:35,706 there's no need for alarm. 155 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:40,912 That's not for you to suck! 156 00:07:40,946 --> 00:07:42,680 Now... where was I? 157 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:44,682 Right. Uh, no need to worry. 158 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:46,684 I'm still technically shawshanking it 159 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:48,653 at Springfield Penitentiary. 160 00:07:48,687 --> 00:07:49,987 This is getting boring. 161 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:52,456 Either murder us or tell us how you got here. 162 00:07:52,491 --> 00:07:53,824 Very well. 163 00:07:55,294 --> 00:07:58,796 The inanity of the vanity license plate puns 164 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,165 was slowly driving me mad. 165 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:03,234 So when Monsarno Labs asked for experimental subjects, 166 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:05,570 I... gladly volunteered. 167 00:08:15,614 --> 00:08:17,048 My job was to make sure the experiments 168 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:19,517 wouldn't be too painful for the test monkeys. 169 00:08:26,224 --> 00:08:27,625 I don't know what we're doing here. 170 00:08:27,659 --> 00:08:29,493 Uh, we'll pick it up after lunch. 171 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:41,272 I wrote up my results and went from subject... 172 00:08:41,306 --> 00:08:43,040 to scientist. 173 00:08:44,376 --> 00:08:46,344 Look at me! 174 00:08:46,378 --> 00:08:48,279 I'm Sideshow Bob! 175 00:08:48,313 --> 00:08:49,947 Sideshow Bob! 176 00:08:49,982 --> 00:08:51,849 Foolish boy! That's phosphoric acid! 177 00:08:53,085 --> 00:08:54,318 A mere sip would have dissolved 178 00:08:54,353 --> 00:08:56,654 a hole in your stomach the size of a silver dollar. 179 00:08:56,688 --> 00:08:58,089 Yakety, yakety, yak. 180 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,957 "The spotted hawk accuses me, 181 00:08:59,992 --> 00:09:01,826 he complains of my gab." 182 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:05,630 "I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable." 183 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:08,232 Walt Whitman. Leaves of Grass. 184 00:09:08,266 --> 00:09:10,668 Very good. Lisa, you always were 185 00:09:10,702 --> 00:09:14,238 the one rose petal floating atop the cesspool 186 00:09:14,272 --> 00:09:15,906 that is the Simpsons. 187 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:17,708 - Well! - That's mean. 188 00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:19,543 Oh... 189 00:09:19,578 --> 00:09:23,080 If you're done, our chief scientist has to get back to work. 190 00:09:23,115 --> 00:09:25,883 Our corn on the cob has become self-aware. 191 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,952 Wait! Wait! Won't you visit me again? 192 00:09:27,986 --> 00:09:31,122 Let me show you I really am trying to make a better world. 193 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,124 Lisa, we can talk Walt Whitman. 194 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:35,126 And, Homer, I think you'd enjoy the company 195 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,628 of the campus' lazy, overfed squirrels. 196 00:09:37,663 --> 00:09:40,398 "Overfed"? I don't know this word. 197 00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:51,709 Visit me, Lisa. We can discuss poetry, 198 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:55,546 fine art, and... and if we must, jazz. 199 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:58,015 Mom, can I visit Sideshow Bob? 200 00:09:58,050 --> 00:09:59,950 Why would you want to do that? 201 00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:01,585 He's tried to kill us! 202 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,754 You. He tried to kill you. 203 00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:05,890 And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks 204 00:10:05,924 --> 00:10:08,059 so much like mine can be all bad. 205 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:11,629 Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little, mm... 206 00:10:11,663 --> 00:10:12,930 pretentious? 207 00:10:12,964 --> 00:10:15,332 Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right? 208 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,368 Shut up! You shut up! 209 00:10:17,402 --> 00:10:20,337 This is the pinnacle of conversation around here! 210 00:10:20,372 --> 00:10:21,639 Fine, I'll take you. 211 00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:23,207 They have this cool psych class 212 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,309 at the campus I sat in on. 213 00:10:25,343 --> 00:10:28,312 Uh, that was a sexual harassment seminar. 214 00:10:28,346 --> 00:10:30,448 It doesn't matter-- I'm taking it pass-fail. 215 00:10:33,952 --> 00:10:36,587 Blowing off steam in the crafts room, Marge? 216 00:10:36,621 --> 00:10:39,657 No! I'm not giving up on reaching those kids, 217 00:10:39,691 --> 00:10:41,892 and I might just have a secret weapon. 218 00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:43,661 Mm-hmm. Is it finger puppets? 219 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:45,496 Maybe! 220 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,932 Well, we haven't had finger puppets in this church 221 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:50,434 since Reverend Brogan was arrested. 222 00:10:50,469 --> 00:10:53,604 But I suppose enough time has passed. 223 00:10:53,638 --> 00:10:55,639 And that's why Nancy No 224 00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:58,843 is the most popular girl in Promiseville High. 225 00:10:58,877 --> 00:11:02,446 Mm. I prefer the modern thinking of Yolanda Yes. 226 00:11:02,481 --> 00:11:05,816 And I think I'd have a shot with Mabel Maybe. 227 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:11,622 I'm so tired of those kids sniggering. 228 00:11:11,656 --> 00:11:14,458 Uh-oh. It's Horndog Hank. 229 00:11:14,493 --> 00:11:16,894 Well, Nancy knows how to keep him away. 230 00:11:18,864 --> 00:11:20,798 Darn it, they're stuck. 231 00:11:27,038 --> 00:11:31,942 Um, can I take one of those girl puppets home? 232 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:33,677 I won't do nothin' to it. 233 00:11:33,712 --> 00:11:35,012 Oh! 234 00:11:36,414 --> 00:11:37,948 ♪ You say modified tomato 235 00:11:37,983 --> 00:11:39,850 ♪ I say modified tomahto 236 00:11:39,885 --> 00:11:43,154 ♪ I say engineered potato, you say engineered potahto ♪ 237 00:11:43,188 --> 00:11:45,022 ♪ Potato! ♪ Potahto! 238 00:11:45,056 --> 00:11:47,158 ♪ Tomato! ♪ Tomahto! 239 00:11:47,192 --> 00:11:49,193 ♪ Let's splice some DNA! 240 00:11:56,568 --> 00:11:59,503 That is my first non-evil laugh in years. 241 00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:00,704 Bob, 242 00:12:00,739 --> 00:12:02,606 there's one thing I got to know. 243 00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:04,809 Are you plotting revenge? 244 00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:07,678 I don't plot revenge anymore. 245 00:12:07,712 --> 00:12:09,947 It's like love. If it happens, it happens. 246 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,982 Now, how about those s'mores? 247 00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:18,389 Dad! You already ate all the chocolate bars. 248 00:12:18,423 --> 00:12:21,458 That's why I got to get the marshmallows down fast. 249 00:12:22,661 --> 00:12:24,328 I like how they cut them down 250 00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:26,063 from 140 characters 251 00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,699 to a more manageable 20 characters. 252 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:31,135 Oh, another seminar tomorrow. 253 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:34,071 I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, 254 00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:36,640 since it seems like we'll never have any. 255 00:12:36,675 --> 00:12:38,275 Oh, Marge, 256 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,578 teens can't control their urges. 257 00:12:40,612 --> 00:12:43,814 It's why there's never been a teenage president. 258 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:46,217 Are you saying I'm wasting my time? 259 00:12:46,251 --> 00:12:49,186 No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. 260 00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:51,589 But it's a church thing, so that's a given. 261 00:12:51,623 --> 00:12:53,090 Oh. Well, then maybe 262 00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:55,359 I need to give those kids a better example. 263 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,727 Good night! 264 00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:59,730 Shut your eyes. They're too bright. 265 00:12:59,764 --> 00:13:01,232 Sorry. 266 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:05,769 Kids, today, we have a very special guest-- 267 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:08,405 my husband. 268 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,573 I brought Homer here 269 00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:11,275 to show that we can, 270 00:13:11,309 --> 00:13:14,912 and have, abstained for two whole days. 271 00:13:14,946 --> 00:13:17,448 Two days? That's all? 272 00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:20,317 That means, three days ago, the two of you 273 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:22,586 made the blob with two backs! 274 00:13:22,621 --> 00:13:24,054 Listen, you punks, 275 00:13:24,089 --> 00:13:26,757 if you can't handle the image of our naked bodies 276 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,360 in the tender act of a-oo-ga, 277 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:33,130 you should never have come to the basement of this holy place. 278 00:13:33,164 --> 00:13:35,399 Ugh! He's touching her! 279 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,601 They're practically doin' it here! 280 00:13:37,636 --> 00:13:38,202 Ugh! 281 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,708 I'll sign the pledge! 282 00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:47,311 Just get your fat heaving buttocks out of my head! 283 00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:48,612 Never! 284 00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:54,985 All right, Bob, you've created 5,000 patents, 285 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,187 so... one hour of freedom. 286 00:13:57,222 --> 00:13:59,657 But remember, your every move will be watched 287 00:13:59,691 --> 00:14:01,992 by these unarmed docents. 288 00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:04,895 That block's gonna need its own ticket. 289 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,730 I have a family membership. 290 00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:09,566 Well, if that's your kid, kiss it. 291 00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,102 Mmm. 292 00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:16,073 What next? 293 00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,474 Proto-Cubists? 294 00:14:17,509 --> 00:14:19,310 The Pointillists? 295 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:22,146 Or the alleged art of Itchy and Scratchy? 296 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,748 Ooh, ooh, I like the Impressionists. 297 00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:27,251 The boy bands of the art world. 298 00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:31,755 But for you, Lisa, I shall face the Renoir with sangfroid. 299 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,490 Warmer. Calder. 300 00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:35,426 Warmer. Warmer. Calder. 301 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,593 Calder. Calder! 302 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:39,596 That's using your $300,000 M.F.A. 303 00:14:47,339 --> 00:14:48,539 To the Calder mobile! 304 00:14:48,573 --> 00:14:49,974 Ugh! 305 00:14:50,008 --> 00:14:52,876 Bob, you saved me! 306 00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:54,645 But how did you get the strength? 307 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:57,081 Calder's work in this period was marked by heavy use 308 00:14:57,115 --> 00:14:59,650 of sheet metal painted to look deceptively airy. 309 00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:00,484 Well put. 310 00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:01,885 Thank you. 311 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,153 Answer the question. 312 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:05,956 Well... there is something I should have told you. 313 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,624 You see, it occurred to me 314 00:15:07,659 --> 00:15:10,394 that if I can genetically modify fruits and vegetables, 315 00:15:10,428 --> 00:15:13,030 why can't I modify... me?! 316 00:15:13,064 --> 00:15:15,799 You've been changing your DNA?! 317 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:19,670 Well, at first, just a peptide here and there. 318 00:15:19,704 --> 00:15:23,140 Carrot for my presbyopia, Brahma bull for strength, 319 00:15:23,174 --> 00:15:26,043 and a touch of corn for highlights on my hair. 320 00:15:26,077 --> 00:15:28,479 So... how strong are you? 321 00:15:34,219 --> 00:15:35,953 Figurines. 322 00:15:35,987 --> 00:15:38,522 Get your porcelain figurines. 323 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,859 Now, how about those Impressionists? 324 00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:48,855 I... but we sang Gershwin together! 325 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,624 Well, rhapsody in boo-hoo. 326 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:54,226 Do you know why we came to the museum today? 327 00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:57,897 Well, I thought it was because it was Tote Bag Day. 328 00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:02,635 Well, that was part of it, but the biggest part was that! 329 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,571 Washington's backbone, Einstein's eyebrows. 330 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:07,106 Florence Nightingale's tenacity, 331 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,241 though I'll have to clip around her moral fiber. 332 00:16:09,276 --> 00:16:11,377 You're going to take DNA 333 00:16:11,411 --> 00:16:14,580 from these historical figures and add it to your own! 334 00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:16,949 I shall be the wisest and strongest maniac 335 00:16:16,983 --> 00:16:20,653 ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world! 336 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,989 Jig's up, Bob! 337 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,592 Return the spear to the Homo erectus. 338 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,494 Homo erectus? 339 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:31,196 Where has that word been all my life? 340 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,432 Now, Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you. 341 00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:34,833 You did that for me? 342 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,835 More for Mom, but yes. 343 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,971 But beware, I have DNA in me 344 00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:40,773 from Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, 345 00:16:40,807 --> 00:16:42,141 better known as... 346 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,844 zombie ant fungus! 347 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:50,282 And we're scared of that because...? 348 00:16:50,317 --> 00:16:52,518 What I am saying is, I could be tipped 349 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,552 into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation. 350 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:57,022 Could you take a picture of me with my family? 351 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,557 Mm-hmm. 352 00:16:58,592 --> 00:17:01,794 Oh, would you take another for safety? 353 00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:03,963 Oh, I think my eyes were shut in that one. 354 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:07,866 Now, can you take one with my husband's camera? 355 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,668 They're all ugly because you're in them! 356 00:17:09,703 --> 00:17:11,303 Oh. 357 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:15,975 Taste Praxiteles of Athens! 358 00:17:25,685 --> 00:17:28,187 Uh, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met. 359 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,688 We got bigger problems, Lou. 360 00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:32,324 Horny teens who should be out having bad sex, 361 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:36,195 but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge, 362 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,496 by the looks of it. 363 00:17:39,432 --> 00:17:41,033 I don't get it. There are taboos 364 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,668 about premarital sex in the Middle East, 365 00:17:42,702 --> 00:17:45,404 and you don't see those people getting all violent. 366 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,809 You can't escape me! 367 00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:56,348 I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale! 368 00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:16,301 Uh, Bob, you can't kill us without a little singing, right? 369 00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:17,636 A little singing? 370 00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:19,138 If there's one thing he did not have 371 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,407 to genetically enhance, it's his voice. 372 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:26,145 ♪ Non piu andrai, farfallone amoroso... ♪ 373 00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:31,417 How dare you torture my children with Mozart! 374 00:18:31,451 --> 00:18:33,419 Ah, you know Mozart? 375 00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,654 I call all music Mozart! 376 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,791 We're here to stop you with the help of 377 00:18:38,825 --> 00:18:40,426 the teenage abstinence class! 378 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,960 If you defeat this madman, 379 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,762 I'll release you from your pledge 380 00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:46,765 and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant. 381 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,934 I think I might be pregnant already. 382 00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:50,469 Well, that's one of 'em. 383 00:18:57,544 --> 00:19:00,112 Python jaw... unhinge! 384 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:01,547 Aah! 385 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:03,882 I don't want to die in some old dude's mouth! 386 00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:08,353 Bob, would you look at yourself?! 387 00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:12,191 To quote Whitman, "This is what you shall do: 388 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,226 "love the earth and sun and animals, 389 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:17,529 despise riches, stand up for the stupid and crazy..." 390 00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:21,333 Who am I kidding? 391 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,469 My only exit... is a final one. 392 00:19:23,503 --> 00:19:24,870 What?! No! 393 00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:26,371 Farewell, Simpsons. 394 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,607 And, Lisa, when you're older, 395 00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:31,810 write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them. 396 00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:33,145 How veiled? 397 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,714 Thinly! 398 00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:46,391 Now, don't worry. 399 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:50,329 Your friend will always be part of our drinking water. 400 00:19:58,037 --> 00:20:01,373 Oh, right, I gave myself gills. 401 00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:18,367 I told you, the only dancing I like is square. 402 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,837 Hey, I let you pay for those boys' skipping lessons. 403 00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:23,305 Okay. 404 00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:37,019 Ooh! Ned! Ha! 405 00:20:39,789 --> 00:20:42,024 Sure do miss that laugh. 406 00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:45,060 Ha, ha! I miss her, too. 407 00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:50,095 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 408 00:21:32,462 --> 00:21:33,975 Shh!