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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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下次绝不偷开校长的车
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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世界级摔跤协会
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于春田表演艺术中心实况转播
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世纪摔跤之赛
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介绍贵宾 来自俄国亲切的拉斯布丁
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-他不是俄国妖僧吗
-的确 但恐怕历史的力量
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已经永远改变了摔跤
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对手来自海德堡大学
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华纳·范·布朗教授 布朗里面带个W
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两位正值颠峰的巨星
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我敢说这场比赛会杀个头破血流
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巴特 你当真
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连五岁小孩都知道这都演出来的
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拉斯布丁占上风
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但是教授使出了招牌“杀必死”
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我敢说这场比赛会杀个头破血流
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爱现鬼 亲吻自己的肌肉 恶心
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拉斯布丁给教授飞高高
就像人体螺旋桨
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他肯定头昏脑胀
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米尔豪斯 去修一下
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-那是我的位子
-现在不是了
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-我只是去拿酒
-我没看到
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椅子上有你的名字
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一 二 三
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四 五 六
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七 八 九
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裁判对拉斯布丁出黄牌
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我的老天
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-裁判瞎了吗
-一 二 三 出局
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烂透了
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-烂透了
-仅限本周六晚上
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永远翻转你的人生 周六
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-本周六于春田市高速公路
-高速公路
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粉碎者唐老大与臭鼬男强叔
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还有阿松战队 泥地赛灌篮高手
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就在本年度最大的野兽卡车拉力赛
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-仅限一晚
-还有特别来宾
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-超震撼
-不可思议
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-变形金龙
-变形金龙
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重达20吨 四层楼高
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史前喷火汽车杀手巨龙
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哇
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仅限一晚
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就在春田市高速公路
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-本周六晚
-只有死人跟吃牢饭的会错过
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要是你在吃牢饭 就越狱出来看
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走过路过 千万别错过
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-变形金龙
-变形金龙
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我有事情要宣布
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寓教于乐 我跟巴特
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这周六要去看野兽卡车拉力赛
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你是不是忘了什么
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野兽卡车拉力赛 寓教于乐
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-没漏掉什么吧
-这周六莉萨有独奏会
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这是我第一次上台演出
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如果你错过了
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建议你周日就帮我约儿童心理门诊
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可是变形金龙只来一个晚上
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命运啊 开我玩笑
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别哭了 两位
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你们的卡车比赛是什么时候
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8点 有问题吗
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莉萨的独奏会五点开始
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不用顾此失彼
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玛琦 你真是天才
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各位观众 请遵守音乐会礼仪
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有人在听吗
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请保持肃静
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别逼我调灯光
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谢谢各位
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各位贵宾 父母 乐迷们
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欢迎莅临周六音乐系列夜首场演出
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有一系列？不
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今晚表演的是酥伯特…
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舒伯特未完成的交响曲
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太好了 未完成 不会耗太久
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同学们 别乱调了
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五 六 七 八
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真好听
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-可以走了吗
-坐好 霍默
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酥伯特这首曲子
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是要搞到猴年马月吗
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莉萨演奏得太棒了
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她一定在指法上下足功夫
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谢谢 法兰德斯
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-自以为万事通
-泰德的独奏什么时候开始 爸爸
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快上场了
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我的儿子
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拜托 法兰德斯 没那么糟吧
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-老爸被我感动到了
-霍默 开车记得防卫驾驶
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冒犯别人就是最好的防卫
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油门踩下去 老爸 变形金龙在等我们
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春田市高速公路
今晚嘉宾变形金龙
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可恶 客满了
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那边有个好位子
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-老爸
-莉萨 现在不要烦我
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-霍默
-怎么了
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-是变形金龙
-在哪
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赶快拔出来 蠢蛋
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-快点
-来算算
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挡风玻璃粉碎 保险杆融掉
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散热器破洞 车体牙印
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不幸中的万幸 底盘没事
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这张支票应该都包了
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-非常感谢
-辛普森夫人
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我是李奥·克拉克 发明家
变形金龙的龙主兼司机
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这么说吧
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变形金龙内心非常愧疚
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我们变形金龙团队希望你们
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可以收下这半瓶土产香槟作为补偿
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谢谢你
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野兽卡车拉力赛的人都好客气
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霍默你看 有香槟
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现在武雄底漆行隆重推出
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野兽小姐姐
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泥地野战女司机
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女性之光 加油 姐妹
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毁灭之战开始
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他们漏了炸热狗
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-分我一点玉米片 变形金马
-拿去 变形金霸
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今晚压轴演出 我们请到特别来宾
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世界第一玩命达人
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他的兴趣就是玩命
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他不是在玩命 就是在复健的路上
敢死墨道队长
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先生女士 以及各位小宝贝
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很高兴大家能够亲眼目睹
我的鬼门关表演
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今晚为各位带来玩命特技
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违反物理规则 跳脱重力限制
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我会越过这池水缸
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里面满是食人大白鲨
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致命电鳗
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饿死鬼食人鱼 吃人不吐骨头鳄鱼
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还有令人闻风丧胆的
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猛呷狮子王
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差点忘了
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为了增添玩命强度 滴一滴血看看
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如果我逃不过鬼门关
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奉劝各位 安全带系好 开车不烦恼
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太酷了
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我不敢看
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他成功了
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帅呆了
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他没事 各位
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真是精彩的夜晚
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各位贵宾 欢迎年仅十岁 胆大包天
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不是在学校 就是在漏尿
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世界第一敢死王 巴特·辛普森
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巴特
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巴特
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巴特 到家了 宝贝
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爸爸 我要当敢死巴特
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小孩真是又蠢又可爱
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你疯了吧 巴特
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-不可能成功的
-少啰嗦了 娘们
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不 他受重伤了
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-不妙
-快走
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春田市综合医院
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急诊
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我的小宝贝
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玛琦 说好要扮黑脸
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-你没事吧
-好得不得了
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我缝了好几针
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恶心
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大概也会留疤
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辛普森太太 巴特说他受伤
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是因为想成为敢死巴特
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我们昨晚看了玩命演出
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你也知道 猴子看到就会学
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我可以教育他一下
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让他打消玩命念头
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巴特 这个病房专治
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看玩命节目 电影跟现场表演
而受伤的孩子
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这小子想学超人飞摔断了腿
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这小子的哥哥用扳手打破他的头
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是看这阵子的摔跤节目学的
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还有专为《综艺杀很大》设置的病房
我就不赘述了
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没想到电视节目会教坏小孩
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小朋友受伤很可怜
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但看了这么多节目
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没出人命就谢天谢地了
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老天保佑 巴特
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-华头医生讲的都懂了吗
-我都听进去了 爸爸
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我今天学到一课了 谢谢华头医生
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我成功了
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-哇
-厉害
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太猛了 巴特
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-超强
-叫你一声老大
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-太酷了
-谢谢你
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为这些勇敢的动物拍手吧
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小朋友 谢啦
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户外教学的屁孩 快滚
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还好吗 巴特
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我没灵感了 米尔豪斯
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你们小朋友吃我这套表演
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我很感动 但还不够
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还有更大的挑战等着我
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小朋友们 欢迎来到春田峡谷
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哇
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太棒了
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我敢说这里很适合弃尸
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保证找不到人
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奥托 我会飞越春田峡谷
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用我的滑板
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巴特 身为唯一的大人
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我有责任跟你说一句
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-什么
-真酷
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奥托 我可以用一下广播吗
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不行 巴特 这是紧急情况才能用的
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-可是我想跟大家宣传小飞侠
-好吧
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各位注意
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本周六我会踏着滑板
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飞越春田峡谷
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我很有可能会粉身碎骨
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希望大家都能来看 谢谢
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春田峡谷？巴特 你必死无疑
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莉萨 我不知道该怎么形容
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当小飞侠的感觉
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跟你看书的爽感是一样的
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你做任何蠢事之前
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我希望你能见见一个人
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谢谢华头医生的帮忙
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只要能遏止这种歪风 我很乐意
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孩子们 请见世界第一玩命达人
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敢死墨道
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墨道 这两位是莉萨跟巴特
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巴特是你的头号粉丝
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很荣幸 墨道 你还好吗
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-医生 这什么声音
-恐怕你的骨头断了
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现在你是全身性骨折
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别担心 兄弟 这根断好几次了
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想要签名吗 护士
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-你叫什么名字呢
-致巴特就好
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“致巴特 感谢你来春田医院”
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“探望我”
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“你的到来如和煦阳光”
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“使我生活拨云见日”
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-你的大哥哥 敢死墨道队长
-哇 老兄
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谢谢你 敢死墨道
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没问题 护士 帮我拔出来
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墨道先生 我哥哥有计划
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要用滑板飞越大峡谷
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可以让我们私下谈谈吗
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我说 孩子你真是太棒了
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年轻人愿意玩命是好事
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很多人会跟你说你脑子坏了
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或许说得没错 但实际上
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受伤最帅 男人不坏 女人不爱
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反正美国医生不嫌多
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这样不对吧
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-谢谢敢死墨道
-不客气 兄弟
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离开之前帮我跟护士说
我可以刷澡了
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不用自己动手的好处 护士
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春田峡谷？
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你脑子的洞还没补好吗
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-抓耙子
-抱歉 巴特
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但是如果你受伤或挂点
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虽然我可以独占爸妈的爱
但我会想你的
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巴特 跟你说过不准当小飞侠了
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-你说的不算
-我说了算 回去房间 巴特
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我骂好了 真高兴有人站出来
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一次解决这个狗屁玩命
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你可以用嘴巴限制我
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但总不能全天监视我
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你视线离开的那一刻
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我就会带着滑板冲峡谷
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他赢了 玛琦 我们无能为力
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我弱爆了
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你是他老子 你得跟他讲道理
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没用 我拦不住他
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拜托 霍默 跟你儿子敞开心胸
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不试试看怎知道
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好 我试试看
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巴特
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巴特 你在搞什么
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-没什么
-你这不是
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要去峡谷的路上吧
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-或许是
-我可能拦不住你
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我只能请你答应我
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千万别飞越大峡谷
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-我答应你
-不
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-怎么了
-你在敷衍我
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巴特 我不是在跟你开玩笑
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这是正经事
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如果你答应了就要做到
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-为什么
-因为如果你做不到
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以后你讲的话我都当是屁话
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拜托
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-我是认真的
-好的爸爸 我答应你
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我不会飞越春田峡谷
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这才乖嘛
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-谈得怎样 霍默
-玛琦
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-我们生了个乖儿子
-那是因为他有好爸爸
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他在哪里 不是说中午吗
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他是在营造气氛
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-只会说大话
-他来了
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宝贝 想玩球吗
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不 小骗子
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本来要一起打球的
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巴特
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烂透了
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是怎样
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巴特 我软硬兼施
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老天啊 我还跟你讲道理了
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而我只能牺牲自己飞越峡谷
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为什么
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因为这样一来你才知道
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看到家人为了憨胆做蠢事是什么感觉
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爸爸 你不会成功的
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你以为我不知道吗
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-再见 儿子
-爸爸 别去
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我答应你我不跳了
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谢天谢地
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-我爱你 爸爸
-我也爱你 儿子
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你知道吗 孩子
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我从未感觉跟你如此亲近过
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什么
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我会成功的
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这是我人生最刺激的一天
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我是世界之王
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你觉得自己有本事吗
小孩给你养就知道了
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字幕翻译：侯敏生