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阿森一族

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我在教師休息室什麼也看不到）

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我不要這份爛工，老細

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我中了六合彩

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誰需要員工啊？我也中了

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我們都中了六合彩

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你為什麼不沒有中？

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州六合彩

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大家都會中

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實際中頭獎機會
是三億八千萬分之一

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六合彩

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專呃窮人和蠢人

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（啤酒才是答案）

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我聽講頭獎有一億三千萬

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一億三千萬？

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你說一億三千萬？

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對

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（你家便利商店）

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好，這是你的六合彩

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謝謝你撞倒我的商品

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請再來

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巴特，我要幸運號碼，你幾歲？

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生日呢？

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是喔

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那麗莎的生日呢？什麼？

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你不知道自己妹妹的生日？

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你算什麼哥哥啊？

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著好你的防彈衣，阿三

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要再去多次銀行了

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好吧，如果我死了
不可以同我老婆上床

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我什麼都不能保證

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你不會相信發生了什麼事，美枝

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準備好了嗎？

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我覺得我們可能會中…

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六合彩

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但是我們從來沒有…

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我知道你很興奮
但是冷靜下來聽我說

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去把你所有的錢拿來

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我每星期都跟髮廊的女生
一齊去投注迨

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我們都買自己的生日
這就夠刺激了

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妳不明白，美枝

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六合彩是我灰暗生命中唯一的光芒

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六合彩和你

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荷馬，我們手頭很緊

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答應我你不會玩太大

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是，六合彩，我是說老婆

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六合彩新聞來了

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前面的低一點

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全州的人突然都得了六合彩熱

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春田市也不例外

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事實上，春田公共圖書館中

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每本雪麗傑克森的《彩券》
都被借光了

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當然這本書中並不包含
任何中獎的秘訣

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而是一個關於順從致狂的驚悚故事

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但是已經有一個大贏家

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就是公立學校
能從其中獲得一半的獲利

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想想我們能用那筆錢買什麼

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解釋韓戰結局的歷史課本

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沒有那六進位的死數學書

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還有最高級的留校觀查室

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學生會被磁鐵吸實

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磁鐵，成日講磁鐵

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（《春田購物者報》
六合彩今日攪珠》

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我成世人從沒這麼肯定

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我會中頭獎

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荷馬，機會是三億八千萬分之一

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更正，是三億八千萬分之五十

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你們要怎麼用你們那一份？

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存入銀行

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捐給窮人

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細路哪懂得怎麼花錢？

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你要拿來做什麼，荷馬？

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荷馬，你剪頭髮還是？

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看清楚，藍尼

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我知道了

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你現在是全世界最巨大的人

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而且你還鍍金了

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14K金

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滾吧，老闆

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現在這裡由我來管

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荷馬大王萬歲

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現在帶大家到開獎現場

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希望你們拿著你們張飛，我有

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要開始了，警長

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不，你打錯電話了

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這裡是91…2

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我們馬上回來，小朋友

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這也許就是我們離開這裡的門票
梅爾

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現在要開出第一個號碼

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我有這麼多張，穩贏

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第一個號碼是17

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如果中5個號碼還是有錢拎

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第二個號碼是…3

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我就知道我們不會贏

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那你怎麼沒跟我們說？

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你為什麼要保密？

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如果你17歲，我們就發達了

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但是不，你非得要10歲

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最後的號碼是…49

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38…49

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老天啊，我中了

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回顧今天的頭條新聞
今天的州立六合彩贏家是

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我，肯特布拉克曼

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可以放我張相嗎？

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就是這張

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其它新聞…

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（頻道6新聞）

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克里夫蘭發生了一樁悲劇性災難

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多人喪生

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拜拜

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我們沒贏中，但至少還擁有彼此

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狗死了

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爺爺，牠還沒死

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爸，狗還沒死你就不該說牠死了

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這樣玩弄別人的感情很不好

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牠死了啦，我去拿鏟

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牠還沒死，不過病得很厲害

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對啦，老人家癡呆了

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如果爺爺說牠死了
那牠一定還活著

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牠還活著，牠的尾巴還在搖

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那不能代表什麼

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狗在死後好幾個小時尾巴都仲會搖

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我不想再談這個了

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我們來傾其他

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我要回家了

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（春田獸醫院）

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退開

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退開

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醫生，牠走了

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我最恨工作的這部份

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你已經盡力了

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我愛動物

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我成世都在救牠們
牠們也不能跟我道謝

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鸚鵡可以，但是算了

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來看看這個小朋友怎麼了

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看來你的狗得了胃扭轉

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牠需要開刀治療

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否則就會死

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幾多銀？

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750元

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天啊

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這個抉擇並不容易
這不是筆小數目

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看來我們要討論一下

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討論什麼？有什麼好討論？

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我們要討論什麼？

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泰尼先生需要尼古丁香口膠

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我沒辦法不注意到我們要離開醫院

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狗什麼時候要開刀？

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遲些，我想先告訴你

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一個世界上最美好的地方

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叫做狗狗天堂

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在狗狗天堂裡有好幾座骨頭山

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而且到處都有狗屁股可以聞

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所有最好的狗狗都在那裡

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老葉勒，差不多8隻萊西

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那有狗狗地獄嗎？

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當然有，如果沒有地獄
就不會有天堂

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-那裡有誰？
-希特勒的狗

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還有尼克森的狗，叫什麼呢？
卻斯特？

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切克斯

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對，還有一隻萊西也在那裡

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最兇的那隻，咬傷提米的那隻

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等等

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同勇哥有什麼關係？

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寶貝，750元不是細數目

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我們真的負擔不起這個手術

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你要讓牠死？

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我知道你很難過

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廢話，我當然難過

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巴特，小心你把口

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你有，抱歉

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我們不會讓狗死掉，就是這樣

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可惡的殺狗…

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不會有事的，我們再幫牠養隻狗

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一隻胃不會扭轉的狗

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拜託

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很抱歉，但是我們付不起

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美枝，叫牠停

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好吧，我們想辦法

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可惡的操控人心的狗

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伯恩斯先生，我需要周轉吓

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請繼續

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（警衛）

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我知道你是個好人
我的狗病得很嚴重

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請繼續

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我想也許你…

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謝謝你的時間

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有什麼能讓一個人冒著失去工作

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和生命的風險來向我借錢？

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很多人愛狗，伯恩斯先生

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講講，狗都是蠢材

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你想，史密瑟斯，如果我到你家去

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然後對著你的褲檔聞
滴到你成臉都是口水

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你會怎麼說？

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如果是你嗎，老闆？

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沒錯，你會被綁起來，狗

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（犬類手術）

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-不可以
-什麼？

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你不能自己動手術

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但是美枝，看起來很簡單啊

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就像是切火雞肉一樣

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或者你說得對，美枝

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我找到能付得起手術費的方法了

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-太好了
-聽到了嗎，狗狗？

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-是什麼，美枝，保險詐騙嗎？
-不是

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恐怕我們都得做一些犧牲

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荷馬，你得有段時間不能喝啤酒

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巴特，你現在開始去春田美髮學院

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剪免費的頭髮

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沒問題

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我要停止每星期買六合彩

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我還找到了調整食材經費的方法

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炸雞夜要改成內臟夜

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火腿要改成午餐肉，豬扒晚餐…

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改成鰱魚晚餐

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鰱魚？我根本不知道那是什麼

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麗莎，我們恐怕不能
繼續在白佳買你的通用百科全書了

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但是媽，下星期是第四集
哥白尼與象皮病

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我們都要有所犧牲

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瑪姬的衣服要著多排

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美枝，我想到一個
不用犧牲啤酒的方法

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基本上我們要成為
一個流浪雜耍家庭

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我覺得你沒有諗清楚

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好消息，丹尼爾森先生

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我們醫好了你的鬥雞

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但是牠再也不能打鬥了

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那是你以為的
牠會再次打鬥，而且會贏

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血鉗

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（勇哥）

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抹汗

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不

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不

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過來光這裡，孩子

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過來

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快來

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好孩子

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快來

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辛普森？

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勇哥，你還在

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你已經好了

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這種時候，真慶幸牙醫學校不收我

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（兩日後）

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可惡的鰱魚晚餐

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為什麼牠可以食肉，我們就不可以？

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你不會想食牠的東西
大部分都是豬鼻和內臟

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豬鼻

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我回來了

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肯特布拉克曼是
不會因為中了六合彩頭獎

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而放棄年薪50萬的工作的人

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我是記者

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他有了全天下的錢
但有樣東西是他也買不到的

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什麼？

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恐龍

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當然我並非上週開獎的唯一受益人
公立學校也分了一杯羹

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彩券公司送給春田小學
一舊全新的粉擦

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一舊粉擦？

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我已習慣被政府出賣

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我去過越南，我在那裡住了三…

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提到抽獎

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以下是本周的4萬元頭獎號碼

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3－6－17－18－22－29

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不，那些是我的號碼

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如果不是因為那隻狗，我就中了

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同學們，明天要交的作業是

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寫一份哥白尼的報告

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快啊，酒鬼

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你想要25分錢，不是嗎？

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繼續唱啊

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水牛姑娘，今晚要不要出來？

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今晚要不要出來？

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今晚要不要出來？

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那個死老嘢是誰？

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在他的狗生病之前

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那個死老嘢本來是我最好的顧客

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…月光下

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唱啊，寶貝

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去執吧，兄弟

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我的大餅

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（春田美髮學院）

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我把這裡剪整齊

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拉斯維爾老師，我又剪壞了

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我知道你聽不懂

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但是你是隻死狗，乞人憎

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現在別來

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你看不出我在讀在巴士站找到的
哥白尼的三流傳記嗎？

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蠢狗

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-老公，你柵閘嗎？
-有

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你是說今晚喔

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狗會走甩

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巴特，去柵閘

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麗莎，去柵閘

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票姬，去柵閘

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過來，狗仔

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來喔，勇哥

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都是我的錯

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我罵牠蠢狗

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牠跑走了，永遠也不會回來

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等等，牠在那裡

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不是，那是馬

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（春田河）

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（史瓦茲維德郡）

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（麥可傑克森高速公路）

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00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,337
（春田市收容所）

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你找到照片了嗎？

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都是我不想曝光的照片

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天啊

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資源回收

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是我們給大自然
一個大大的擁抱的方法

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是的，聽起來的確很有趣

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我等不及要像一隻快餓死的浣熊般
去翻我的垃圾

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放狗

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00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,742
鄰居，看來你穿了慢跑鞋

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這樣很好

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-斷腳仔怎麼了？
-牠老了，老闆

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00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,174
牠從60年代末期就在這了

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對，我永遠忘不了
牠逮到第一個嬉皮的那天

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那個年輕人並不認為那樣很時髦

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（春田收容所）

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我要找一隻攻擊犬

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一隻喜歡人肉鹹甜的味道的狗

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就是牠了

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堅挺，快速，厚實，自豪的屁股

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讓我想起我自己

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00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:54,907
（你今天看到我的屍體了嗎？）

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00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,493
（走失狗，請電
KLS－3457）

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最後一張

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身為攻擊狗

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00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,300
你的工作是中和侵入者

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00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,886
想要買餅乾嗎？

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00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,558
如果那是真的女童軍
我就會被煩死了

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00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:25,813
我知道你的感受
我也失去了我的狗

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牠就在這裡面某個地方

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00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,988
這一部電影會將你
轉換成一個兇殘惡毒的殺手

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請享用

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可憐的勇哥

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我開始認為我再也見不到牠了

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00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,218
那是牠的狗碗

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和牠的狗繩

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牠就在那裡尿在地毯上

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荷馬，控制一下自己

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00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,565
就算牠死了也不用哭

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00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,733
記得狗狗天堂嗎？

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00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,943
美枝

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00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,987
根本沒有那種地方

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或是…

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00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,533
用另一種方法說…

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有

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我不會放棄，不管是不是
要敲遍這個爛地方的每一扇門

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00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,041
我要找回我的狗

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00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,127
我就坐在這裡看著電視

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00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,920
咬咬喔

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00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,673
咬咬喔

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00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,430
太好了

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00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,143
哈囉，我是肯特布拉克曼

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00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,645
不好意思，我的狗不見了

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00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,481
我猜你是要我幫你買隻新的？

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00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,025
自從我中了頭獎以後

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00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,985
每個人都來找肯特布拉克曼

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00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,820
什麼街友啦弱勢者啦

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00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,780
很抱歉，先生

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00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,783
老爺，你的駱馬
剛剛咬了泰德甘迺迪

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00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,910
很好

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00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,877
很抱歉來打擾你的回春療程，老闆

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00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,087
但是門口有個可愛的男仔

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00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,505
放狗

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00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,511
勇哥，是你

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00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,023
怎麼了，狗仔，你不認得我嗎？

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00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,358
我是你的好朋友

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00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,404
我愛你，狗仔

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再讓我摸摸牠

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00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,477
你已經摸了10分鐘了

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00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,312
我知道，我想再摸一次

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00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,897
你可以摸貓

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00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,899
貓？摸牠做什麼？

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00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,359
乖狗仔勇哥

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00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,485
乖乖

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00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,946
這絕對不會再發生了
你要什麼都可以

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00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,824
（本集錄製期間並無狗被傷害）

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00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,618
你可以睡我床上，可以咬我的拖鞋

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00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,911
對啊，牠是隻乖狗