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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不叫“死神博士”
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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书店
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惨了
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欢迎观赏在内华达美丽的拉芙琳
现场直播的美国美少女选美会
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由梅莉·史翠普万用香水冠名赞助
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梅莉·史翠普万用香水
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花少少钱 香似史翠普
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我是主持人特洛伊·麦克劳尔
欢迎佳丽亮丽出场
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芳华17 认清事实
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人们只爱选美皇后
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像是南达科塔小姐
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北卡罗莱纳小姐
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印第安纳小姐
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-阿拉斯加小姐
-孩子们 我晚上不在家…
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小丑库斯提牌苗条美味餐
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我给你们留了低卡微波电视餐
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好的
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我要参加舞台剧选角会
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音乐剧版的《欲望街车》
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很令人兴奋吧
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依我看 她们都是优胜者
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我们将会淘汰掉40位佳丽
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介绍一下出类拔萃的评审团
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护肤顾问萝薇娜
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特约专栏作家威廉·乔治
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象征性黑人成员德瑞里克·泰图
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及声名狼籍最丑服装造型黑名单
幕后黑手波斯威尔先生
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波斯威尔先生
能透露一下今年黑名单有谁吗
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歌蒂·韩 笔记一下
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拉拉队过气30年了
别装嫩了 好吗
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他有够毒舌的
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我高中毕业后就没演过戏了
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我觉得这是社交的好机会
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有意思
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我整天都和玛吉在一起
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有时候我好像不存在似的
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有意思
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该公布五位决赛者名单了
第一位
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蒙大拿小姐
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孤山美人
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-南卡罗莱纳小姐
-美得冒泡
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特拉华小姐
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她真不错
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-玛琦 别杀猪一样叫了
-霍默 我就会去参加选角…
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你们看 去年的选美皇后
德博拉·戴尔·丝摩伍德
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今晚我就要将后冠交出去了
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我想最后一次向大家赔罪
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请原谅我在联合国的不当言论
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玛吉 不要吵了
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请问你是要去哪里
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参加舞台剧选角会
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你从没跟我提起过哦
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我讲过几百遍了
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那是音乐剧版的《欲望街车》
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不好意思 你说过 我一定记得
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我又不是痴呆
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-我跟你说过…
-孩子们 帮我一下
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-他说得对 妈
-抱歉
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霍默胜
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-对不起 老公
-没关系 人无完人
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春田社区中心 《哦！街车》
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音乐剧选角会今晚举行
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你好啊 芳邻
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奈德 我都不知道你是个演员
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如假包换 我还演过《欲望街车》呢
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我饰演过白兰琪·杜波依斯
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只是念男校的乐趣之一
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大家好 我是路埃林·辛克莱
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我生平导过三出舞台剧
就心脏病发过三次
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我就是那么投入
我打算…再来第四次
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我还是去报名书法班好了
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别傻了 高桥先生是个疯子
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-肃静
-抱歉
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我可是很难搞的
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导《致敬光光节》那时候
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把好几个选角成员弄哭了
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难道是我对四年级学生期望太高了
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剧评《什么爱的剧》不辩自明
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想演史丹利的 脱衣服
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衣服脱掉
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脱光光 快…
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不行 去健身房吧
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我的妈
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老兄 我的屁屁更惹人爱哦
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-你就是我的史丹利
-好棒
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不赖吧 玛琦 老鲜肉史丹利
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史黛拉
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-嘿 看看我…
-下一位
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-回家来吧 比尔宝…
-下一位
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-一定有…
-下一位
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不谢哦
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你们都好烂
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你们不懂白兰琪是娇嫩花朵
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遭到粗野蠢蛋践踏…
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算了 解散 清场
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-这出戏真是…
-霍默 我没录取
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你说得对 业余爱好太傻了
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等一下
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我现在就回家
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好 我会去买一桶炸鸡 多点鸡皮
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春卷 巧克力奶油百汇...
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不准招惹我的白兰琪
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我演的是个被逼疯的南方美熟女
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把她逼疯的是残暴的姐夫史丹利
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哇 我妈是演员耶
我好像露西·阿纳兹卢金比尔哦
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戏里有喋喋不休的机器人吗
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应该没有
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巴特 别问笨问题
有正面全裸吗
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没有 霍默
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我是海伦 饰演史黛拉
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我叫阿布 演史提夫
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糖果
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我是奥托 扮演帕布罗
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莱诺 律师
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我要提出集体诉讼 控告导演
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代表所有被淘汰的人告死他
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我还要演出米奇
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我是玛琦·辛普森 我演的是白兰琪
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我做了花生酱布朗尼请大家吃
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还有谁想尝尝平庸陈腐的
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我想
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-史丹利
-在
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你…浑身充满野兽欲望
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粗暴抓起白兰琪 把她丢上床
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收到
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好萌哦 可惜没带相机
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拿去 我姐开了家托婴中心
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就几周不会伤到她吧
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爱茵·兰德幼儿园
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玛吉对罐头梨子过敏
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她睡前爱喝一瓶温牛奶
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喝一瓶奶？
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辛普森太太
你可知道要奶喝的宝宝
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是在说什么吗
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她在说“我是只水蛭”
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我们的目标是培养内在奶瓶
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听来好严苛
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辛普森太太 不是我自夸
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只是全城就我们一家日托中心
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现在还没受到州政府稽查
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玛吉 乖乖听话哦
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抱歉 玛吉 不准吸奶嘴
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-你是美女 我是猛男
-住手 不然我会跟史黛拉说
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激情 辛普森太太 愤怒
这渣男令你作呕
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-人家只是想要个抱抱
-我会用这个瓶子刺花你的脸
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来 玛琦 让我来
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不想当个花瓶白兰琪
我总会这么做的
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拿去 好棒的刺脸瓶
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辛普森太太
如果你打算害我日子难过
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你成功了
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我要带瓶甜酒爬上床了 别了
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慢慢来 对啦
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-可恶
-七号和十号瓶分开
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霍默 陪我对戏念台词好吗
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-叫巴特陪你
-一下下就好
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落沟球
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可恶 看到没 玛琦
你沉醉在自己的小世界里
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就忘了别人也很不好过
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助人无益
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A就是A
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《源头饮食》
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不爱睡午觉啊
我们有适合你这种宝宝的好地方
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禁闭箱
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好 让迪克西业余者之夜登场吧
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对不起 路埃文 我只是…
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我只是搞不懂白兰琪为什么
非要拿瓶子刺花史丹利的脸
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难到她就不能一笑置之吗
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玛琦 回家专车来啰
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霍默 等我几分钟就好
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你是美女 我是猛男
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-史丹利 住手 不然跟史黛拉说
-玛琦…
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我要你火山爆发 你只给我小火花
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玛琦 给我零钱买糖好吗
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拿去
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嘿 居然有十块钱耶
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我只是不懂史丹利哪有那么坏
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史丹利是个无良暴力男
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玛琦 你跟他在一起的每一秒
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他都在蹂躝你脆弱心灵
你不能让他得逞
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爸爸抱抱
玛琦 我在外头车上等你
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人家只是想要个抱抱
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玛琦 不走就拉倒
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我会用瓶子刺花你的脸
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哈利路亚 我又办到了
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-奈德 你应该驾驭她
-我在努力了…
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-给我盐
-拿去 霍默
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什么…干嘛这口气
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明天要登台了 我得进入角色
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妈 这样有帮助吗
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-我也用这种口气说话
-也许有
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我要用这口气 鲍勃是你叔叔
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没什么帮助 巴特
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大老爹 给我小饼干好吗
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明天能逃课吗 我内脏痛
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我家是杜鹃窝啊
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再见 孩子们 我要去跟奈德对戏
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那甜点呢
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老天 你不会自己拉开布丁罐盖哦
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好 我拉
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毁了 布丁永远出不来了
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我会自己弄开布丁罐盖吧
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教教我啊 玛琦
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玛琦
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嘿 玛琦
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再吼啊 大泼猴
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你对霍默有点太严厉了吧
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别理他 排演瓶子那场戏吧
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别演了 假装排过就好
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舞台剧几点开演
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-你要来看？
-不去不行吧
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你不会爱看的 没打保龄球的戏
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-等等 有耶
-可能不多
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为什么不能多点支持鼓励
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因为我不在乎 好吗
我无法装得很有兴趣
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我很会假装对你的奇怪计划有兴趣了
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-什么奇怪计划
-就是你的画画课
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急救课程 拉梅兹什么鬼的
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你为什么不跟我坦白说
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你明知我从不惹你伤心难过的
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晚安
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乖乖玩 小人儿们 很好
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玛吉 可怜的小笨笨
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嘿 小朋友 我很防火的哦
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要是我坏了 再买个新的
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玛吉 我们该去…
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宝宝啊
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春田社区中心
只有今晚上演《哦 街车》
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也许我们都有点疯
戴着可笑小丑铃铛帽
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游走在舞台边缘
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但今晚你们将从死鱼眼老百姓
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摇身一变成为火红娱乐巨星
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你例外 你没在健身 我替你演
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讨厌
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早在超级体育场出现前
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橄榄球新奥尔良圣徒队主场建造前
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被诅咒者的家园城市早已存在
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聆听他们的地狱诗歌吧
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新奥尔良
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海盗 酒鬼和娼妓之家
新奥尔良
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欲望号
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又贵又俗气的纪念品店
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你想入地狱 来趟新奥尔良
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去看密西西比上的所多玛和蛾摩拉
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新奥尔良
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恶臭 腐烂 作呕 污秽新奥尔良
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堕落 可厌 长蛆 恶臭新奥尔良
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肮脏 糟糕 卑鄙 下流新奥尔良
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怎么了 宝贝 迷路了吗
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-我在找我姐 史黛拉
-妈出场了
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我叫白兰琪·杜波依斯
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我以为人生会像狂欢节
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无止尽的派对
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我人老珠黄 身无分文
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我来收《明星晚报》的
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过来
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我想吻你 一次就好
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温柔甜蜜地亲吻你的唇
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我只是个单纯报童
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不想谈恋爱
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只想要四毛钱
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上星期送报的工钱
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这妖媚荡妇…
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会勾引这卑微送报人
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哦 报童该怎么…
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做？
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史黛拉
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史黛拉
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你听不见我嘶吼吗
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你害我坠入地狱
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史黛拉…
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酷 她会飞耶
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那应该是象征她快发狂了哦
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不管你是谁
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我一直仰赖陌生人的善意
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你永远可仰赖陌生人的善意
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振作起来 杜绝危险
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这是白兰琪的处世良策
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陌生人只是未曾相识朋友
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未曾相识
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街车
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你们才是真正的明星
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酷
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-看我 我是白兰琪·杜波依斯
-妈
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-演得好 妈
-大家都为你喝彩耶
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-有人例外
-孩子们 去车上等
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我想和你们妈谈谈演戏的事
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想跟姑娘找乐子啊 大佬
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闭嘴 臭小子 玛琦 你好棒
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少来了 霍默 你无聊透顶了
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自私到连头都没抬起来过
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我不是无聊 是悲伤
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我真的好难过那个女的…
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知道我讲谁吧 你演的那个
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-白兰琪
-对 白兰琪那么伤悲
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那个史丹利应该善待她的
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继续
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看了让我好虐心
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那个小可怜最后被拖进疯人院
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她只需要大老粗尊重她一下就好
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至少我是这么想的
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这类的事 我常划错重点
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没那回事 霍默 你抓到重点了
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-我很像那家伙耶
-是吗
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我老用邮件剔牙什么的
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也许只有一点像吧
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