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晚安

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有人叫我跟你們說

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等等要播的卡通很恐怖

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小朋友看了可能會惡夢連連

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因為有一些愛哭鬼

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大多是信教那種，他們會生氣氣

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你是那種人，我勸你關掉電視

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來啊，有膽就來啊

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膽小鬼

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嘿

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荷馬，你罵大家膽小鬼嗎？

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沒，我以這本聖經發誓

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這不是聖經，這是地毯樣本

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噢，怕怕的

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阿森一族萬聖節特輯3

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（春田墳場）

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（德雷克塞爾那一班）

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（我跟呆呆巴克敏斯特富勒一起）

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（美國手工藝）

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（蝠特克羅安）

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（詹姆斯地獄布魯克斯
麥特“交易“葛洛安寧）

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（有點嚇到山姆賽門）

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（可怕艾爾珍，無情麥克瑞斯）

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（傑剋內基可根
胃嘶利華里渥洛達斯基）

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注意，威猛凱薩

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無上榮耀

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（驚呼喬治麥爾）

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（惡毒傑克維提）

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不

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（恐怖約翰史華茲威爾德）

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我是卡利奧普琴，英雄史詩繆思

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（抖不停傑夫馬丁）

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我是卡利奧普琴，英雄史詩繆思

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(陰森柯南歐布萊恩）

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真假？

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（不友善法蘭克穆拉）

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無聊派對，寧願去玩不給糖，就搗蛋

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好了，巴特…

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（好不受控理察瑞尼斯）

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家裡一樣超恐怖的

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（惡魔大衛席爾維曼）

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你們小朋友可能有所不知

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（散慢理察薩凱）

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從前有個邪惡女巫

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她死得好慘

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這是她的眼睛

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（血腥卡羅斯拜薩）

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這是她的頭髮

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這是她的腦

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媽，我們還沒備好眼球

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荷馬，你在搞破壞

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畢竟是個邪惡遊戲啊

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現在得再想個萬聖節活動了

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有誰要講鬼故事？

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我來，故事主角是男孩和他的公仔

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那才不恐怖

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來自地獄的公仔

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我要出去買東西了

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（無情小丑）

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生日快樂，巴特

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謝謝了，爺爺

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你哪來那麼多錢？

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政府送的，不是我賺的

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我不需要

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但他們少付一次，我就狂罵

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荷馬，你的禮物呢？

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不，不擔心喔，兒子

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我是忘了買你的禮物

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但我用老爸的墳發誓

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-喂
-我現在就去買

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（邪惡屋，一步就邪惡店）

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有賣玩具嗎？

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我們專賣四海八方違禁品

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敢人所不敢

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還有賣乳酪冰，我稱為酪酪冰

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我要給兒子買生日禮物

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也許這個會讓先生滿意

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20％人造絲，80％縮頭骨

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買這個東東吧

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但小心，它自帶可怕詛咒

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喔，好糟

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但附贈免費酪酪冰

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好好

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酪酪冰也被詛咒了

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-好糟
-但你可自選加料

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好好

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舖料含苯甲酸鉀

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-好糟
-我可以走了嗎？

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生日快樂，兒子

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我的偉大凱薩鬼

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會說話的庫提斯公仔

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我是小丑庫提斯

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我好愛你

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爸，這是史上最正生日

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我跟你們說那公仔好邪惡

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邪惡…

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爺爺，你對所有禮物都這樣說

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我只是在討拍

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環保新聞方面，科學家宣稱…

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春田市的空氣

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只會危害小朋友和老人家

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我是小丑庫提斯，我不喜歡你

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我是小丑庫提斯，我要殺掉你

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這回我根本沒拉彈簧線啊

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我說我要殺掉你

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你，荷馬辛普森

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是喔，用什麼殺？

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荷馬，怎麼了？

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公仔要殺掉我

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看來壓力終於擊倒爸了

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但什麼壓力呢？

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別丟下我跟他獨處

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我的香腸有名字

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就是小荷馬

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我的香腸有中間名

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叫中荷馬

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我對異性的最後一絲遐想斷念了

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寶貝，弄舒服點

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放鬆

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啦啦隊服包緊緊有點熱吧

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你以為髒襪襪阻止得了我？

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它們害我頭好暈

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（無底洞）

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再見，公仔

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拜拜了，維多

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我傻了才以為有人會想要…
琥壁戈珀的裸照

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什麼鬼

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搞定

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猜我是誰，肥仔

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美枝…你看

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OMG

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公仔想殺掉我，烤麵包機在笑我

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好爛

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（有問題？請來電
“不要告我們專線”）

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你們的公仔想殺掉我老公

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好，我稍候

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（庫斯提公司）

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對，問題就出在這

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有人把他設定到“邪惡”了

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（邪惡，善良）

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我愛你，荷馬

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你過來

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-好東西來了，兄弟
-你去蹓狗了嗎？

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蹓了，他埋了我好幾回

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狗狗就愛埋破爛垃圾

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對，你個小傻蛋

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今天有夠累

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荷馬逼我幫他擦澡

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但回到你身邊，一切都值了

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我幫你裝回去

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然後他老婆穿過門

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-又怎樣？
-我有提過她死了嗎？

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-沒
-她死了

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然後她用高爾夫球桿打他頭

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-後來呢？
-不記得了嗎？

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他太常去打小白球，搞得她好生氣

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你說他都打保齡球的

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不

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荷馬，我咳出過比那恐怖的東東

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爺爺，你來講故事如何？

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你的人生超有意思的

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那是騙人的，你明知道

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但我是看過很多電影啦

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《金剛荷馬》

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我叫美枝布維爾

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我來拍廣告的

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《想搞神祕找刺激的單身白人女》

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（要喜歡猴子，不抽煙最好）

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你會喜愛改變生活步調

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遠離這些野人跟粗野水手們

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你有何看法，史密瑟斯？

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我認為女人跟水手不配

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我們知道你怎麼想的

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小姐，你錄取了

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聽說我們要去大猿島

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對，去捕抓大猿

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但願我們要去的是糖蘋果島

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糖蘋果島，那裡有什麼？

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猿，但沒那麼大隻

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荷馬…

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嘿，這個叫荷馬的是何方神聖？

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他不是50英尺史前巨猿

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就是大猿島青年商會
編造出來騙傻瓜遊客的

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不論如何，我們都要上岸

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-我也要去嗎？
-當然

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我們怎可能上岸不帶誘…

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誘人的美人兒

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出水芙蓉

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我好會編故事喔

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荷馬…

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荷馬…

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努力保持低調就好

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（那個藍髮女會是好祭品）

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他說什麼？

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他說…

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我們死也不敢拿藍髮女當祭品

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那真是…

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不

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不

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史密瑟斯，這是賺錢大好機會

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只要活捉他，就能帶他去百老滙

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萬一死了，還能猿肉賣給國軍

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放開你的鹹豬手，痴漢

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我們可不想殺掉他

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射他鼠蹊部跟腹部

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荷馬，別鬧了

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拜託，別吃掉我

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射得好，卡爾

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好，大猿，嚐嚐這催眠煤氣吧

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我晃過一大團煤氣

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漂亮，史密瑟斯

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回去給你加薪

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也好

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（金剛荷馬，世界第八大奇觀）

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（加演場，全城最肥美象腿舞）

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你要為我們上演什麼精彩節目
伯恩斯先生

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大猿要站著展示三小時左右

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壓軸的是杜根和德休威茲
族群笑話集

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好精彩

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各位女士先生
在他老家，他是金剛王

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但他被鍊住，送到你們面前
取悅你們

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請看荷馬，世界第八大奇觀

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哇，看那平台有多大

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你們惹他生氣了

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拜託，他能怎樣？

226
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,681
在春田市中心亂亂跑嗎？

227
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,654
猴子，想吃花生嗎？

228
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,491
我說一顆的

229
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,891
我好怕看到劇評，我跟你說

230
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,101
喔，嗨，小荷荷

231
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,203
他爬得有夠慢的

232
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,621
最好回去加油了

233
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,126
你有點臉紅氣喘的耶

234
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,879
也許你該多吃蔬菜，少吃點人

235
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,015
他沒死

236
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,726
對，但他的事業死了

237
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,479
我記得艾爾喬遜曾在冬園亂跑

238
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,147
爬上克萊斯勒大樓

239
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,692
後來，誰都捉不到他了

240
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,404
放心，小荷荷

241
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,322
我會撐你的

242
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,492
（女子與大猿成婚
迪克卡維特誕生）

243
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,414
你是男方或女方親友？

244
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,625
這邊請

245
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,257
各位，麻煩停止理毛一下

246
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,093
等等…美枝，我找不到你爸

247
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,932
喔，荷馬

248
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,980
小朋友，雖然沒糖果吃

249
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,816
我要請你們吃健康新鮮水果

250
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,571
水果是天然糖果喔

251
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,749
嗨，萬聖節迷們

252
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,584
我嚇壞你們了嗎？

253
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,171
吼…可惡

254
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,797
你不錯，佛蘭德斯先生

255
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,009
但我的恐怖故事會嚇到你尿褲子

256
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,093
來不及了

257
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,849
《呼叫殭屍》

258
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,352
從A的蘋果到Z的斑馬

259
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,687
寶寶的第一本立體書有26頁的…

260
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,356
字母好玩冒險

261
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,944
巴特，你看了本幼兒版童書嗎？

262
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,195
差不多都看了

263
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,031
你要再看另一本書

264
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,119
《再找找威利在哪裡？》

265
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,206
吼，他就是不再努力了

266
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,084
哇，現在才發現那裡

267
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,251
（秘區）

268
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,223
這是什麼？

269
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,474
《魔咒大全第二冊》

270
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,726
邪惡…

271
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,144
瘋狂

272
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,021
小心…

273
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,398
酷

274
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,823
第八章，“談談殭屍“

275
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,866
殭屍咬到你，你會變殭屍

276
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,744
你要走在人世間，靠吃活人腦活命

277
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,329
直到魔咒破除

278
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,708
巴特，拜託
難道你不記得雪球一世…

279
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,167
在四年前的今天死了

280
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,587
被市長的酒鬼兄弟克羅維斯輾斃

281
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,424
也許書裡有魔咒可讓她死而復生

282
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,926
看看有什麼好東西

283
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,512
取得最白骷髏咒

284
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,514
在買家市場販賣靈魂咒

285
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,392
找到了，死而復生咒

286
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,230
（春田墳場）

287
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,152
（寵物墳場）

288
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,115
（被誤食）

289
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,616
（魚警）

290
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,784
《地下白宮》

291
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,994
（家犬）

292
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:21,707
庫倫，雷朋，納茲，崔貝克

293
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,255
札巴，克雷斯吉，卡爾多，沃爾瑪

294
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,591
（傑柯根）

295
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,137
沒用

296
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,096
（雪球一世）

297
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,934
巴特，你唸錯魔咒了

298
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,352
殭屍

299
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,273
拜託，花枝，他們喜歡被叫行屍走肉

300
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,566
（春田小學）

301
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,195
好了，如詩如畫

302
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,823
殭屍啊

303
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,786
好了，如詩如畫

304
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,256
陌生人，你們好，有何需要效勞？

305
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,593
腦…

306
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,595
蘇多克斯，你好壞

307
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,138
我以為你早死了…

308
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,519
爸，我們闖了大禍

309
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,270
-把車撞爛了？
-沒

310
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,439
-讓死人復活了？
-對啦

311
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,607
但車沒事？

312
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,651
那好吧

313
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,823
馬丁普林斯
立刻來我辦公室報到

314
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:41,453
把你肥美多汁的下棋高手腦帶來

315
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,627
小朋友，看你們在庫提斯抽獎活動
能贏得什麼

316
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,340
（技術問題）

317
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,883
請稍候

318
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,011
把你爸媽的腦寄來就能參加抽獎喔

319
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,639
不然就在3x5卡片上
寫上“爸媽的腦“

320
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,890
寄到…

321
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,851
荷馬，你封好門了沒？

322
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:04,935
何必？

323
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,854
喔，擋殭屍，沒

324
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,484
放過我家人，吃我…

325
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,906
腦…

326
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,908
腦…

327
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,454
我以為玩玩黑魔法會很好笑

328
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,831
我錯得離譜

329
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,583
我不該看那本書的

330
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,751
等等，巴特，也許圖書館裡

331
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,420
會有逆轉魔咒的書

332
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,629
這是唯一的希望

333
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,048
衝向圖書存放處

334
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,222
嘿，辛普森

335
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,599
我感覺有點小餓

336
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,809
介意我咬你耳朵嗎？

337
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,565
爸，你殺了殭屍佛蘭德斯

338
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,900
他是殭屍喔？

339
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,613
KZMB，全殭屍電台

340
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,997
殭屍們讓地球人大竄逃

341
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,458
人類很快就會凋謝了

342
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,337
就像我們在觀測望遠鏡裡
看到的地球李子

343
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,349
小心點

344
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,642
別踢臉

345
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,988
巴尼，連你也…

346
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,615
我不是殭屍

347
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,700
嘿，只是入境隨俗…

348
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,411
哇，華盛頓總統耶

349
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,996
看槍，華盛頓

350
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,958
吃子彈吧，愛因斯坦

351
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,836
沒戲唱了，莎士比亞

352
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,715
這就是殭屍莎士比亞的下場嗎？

353
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,263
快點，巴特

354
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,891
高爾察克，曼尼克斯
班納切克，丹諾

355
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,935
怎麼了？

356
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,895
我都沒發現…

357
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,814
你女大十八變得多美麗了

358
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,026
特洛伊，拉美西斯，馬格蘭，謝赫

359
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,203
-地獄見
-還在推巨石啊？

360
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,333
不好意思，我才是約翰史密斯

361
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,836
1882的那個？

362
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,337
我的錯

363
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:42,301
肆虐我們城市的殭屍們

364
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,387
現在只是大街上的腐屍

365
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,014
耶！

366
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,770
幸好我們沒變成無腦殭屍

367
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:55,564
看電視

368
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,943
有人跌倒

369
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,862
好笑

370
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,868
（木乃伊麥特葛洛安寧
縫匠肌山姆賽門）

371
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,745
（腐爛丹卡斯戴藍塔）

372
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,954
（茱莉死屍卡夫納）

373
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,164
（惡質南西卡德懷特）

374
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,290
（伊爾德里變態史密斯）

375
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,624
（驚悚亞漢克阿沙里亞）

376
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,876
（可怕哈利席爾）

377
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,085
（馬克白馬夏亞華勒斯）

378
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,253
（狂犬羅西泰勒）

379
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,588
（大無畏菲爾羅曼）

380
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,089
（暴躁比爾舒茲，不滿麥可渥夫）

381
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,132
（血腥布萊德利博德）

382
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,383
（討厭鬼比爾歐克利
怪咖喬許溫斯登）

383
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,509
（不悅丹麥格拉斯）

384
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,635
（大衛血腥納可雷斯史登）

385
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:26,970
（J砸瓜者曼德爾，屠夫喬布查）

386
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,263
（瑞德狼艾夫曼）

387
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,473
（西爾恐怖克羅森）

388
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,682
（笨拙波妮塔皮提拉）

389
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,933
（謀殺馬克麥吉塞，亡命唐巴羅佐）

390
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,769
（殺手肯赤坂，柯林卡夫卡路易斯
傑夫無底洞高斯坦）

391
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,483
（麥克蛆蟲葛拉德，NJ食肉金）

392
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:49,951
（還是悲慘麥克沙恩伯恩）

393
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,036
（麥特海怪葛洛安寧）

394
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,162
（舍監山姆賽門）