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晚上好
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有人叫我跟你们说
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等下要播的卡通很恐怖
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小朋友看了可能会噩梦连连
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因为有一些爱哭鬼
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大多是信教那种 他们会气呼呼
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如果你是那种人 我劝你关掉电视
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来啊 不怕的就来啊
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胆小鬼
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嘿
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霍默 你骂大家胆小鬼吗
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没 我以这本《圣经》发誓
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这不是《圣经》 这是地毯样本
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噢 毛毛的
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辛普森一家万圣节特辑3
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春田墓园
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德雷克塞尔那一班
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我跟呆呆巴克敏斯特·富勒一起
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美国手工艺
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蝠特·葛洛安宁
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詹姆斯·地狱·布鲁克斯
麦特·“交易”·葛洛安宁
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有点吓到山姆·赛门
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可怕艾尔·珍 无情麦克·瑞斯
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杰克·内基·可根
维斯利华里·渥洛达斯基
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注意 威猛凯萨
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无上荣耀
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惊呼乔治·麦尔
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恶毒杰克·维提
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不
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恐怖约翰·史华兹威尔德
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我是卡利奥普琴 英雄史诗缪斯
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抖不停杰夫·马丁
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我是卡利奥普琴 英雄史诗缪斯
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阴森柯南·欧布莱恩
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真假？
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不友善法兰克·穆拉
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无聊派对 宁愿去玩不给糖就捣蛋
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好了 巴特…
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好不受控理查·瑞尼斯
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家里一样超恐怖的
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恶魔大卫·席尔维曼
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你们小朋友可能有所不知
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散漫理查·萨凯
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从前有个邪恶女巫
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她死得好惨
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这是她的眼睛
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血腥卡罗斯·拜萨
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这是她的发
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这是她的脑
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妈 我们还没备好眼球
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霍默 你在搞破坏
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毕竟是个邪恶游戏啊
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现在得再想个万圣节活动了
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有谁要讲鬼故事
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我来 故事主角是男孩和他的娃娃
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那才不恐怖
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来自地狱的娃娃
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我要出去买东西了
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无情小丑
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生日快乐 巴特
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谢了 爷爷
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你哪来那么多钱
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政府送的 不是我赚的
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我不需要
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但他们少付一回 我就狂闹
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霍默 你的礼物呢
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不 不担心哦 儿子
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我是忘了买你的礼物
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但我用老爸的坟发誓
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-喂
-我现在就去买
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邪恶屋 一步就邪恶店
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有卖玩具吗
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我们专卖四海八荒违禁品
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敢人所不敢
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还有卖酸奶冰 我称为优优冰
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我要给儿子买生日礼物
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也许这个会让先生满意
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20％人造丝 80％缩头骨
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买这个东东吧
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但小心 它自带可怕诅咒
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哦 好糟
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但附赠免费优优冰
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不错
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优优冰也被诅咒了
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-好糟
-但你可自选顶料
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不错
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顶料含苯甲酸钾
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-好糟
-我可以走了吗
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生日快乐 儿子
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我的伟大凯萨鬼
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会说话的库提斯娃娃
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我是小丑库提斯
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我好爱你
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爸 这是史上最好的生日
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我跟你们说那娃娃好邪恶
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邪恶…
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爷爷 你对所有礼物都这么说
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我只是在吸引注意力
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环保新闻方面 科学家宣称…
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春田市的空气
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只会危害小朋友和老人家
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我是小丑库提斯 我不喜欢你
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我是小丑库提斯 我要杀掉你
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这回我根本没拉发条线啊
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我说我要杀掉你
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你 霍默·辛普森
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是吗 用什么杀
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霍默 怎么了
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娃娃要杀掉我
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看来压力终于压垮爸了
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但什么压力呢
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别丢下我跟他独处
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我的香肠有名字
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就是小霍默
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我的香肠有中间名
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叫中霍默
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我对异性的最后一丝遐想断念了
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宝贝 弄舒服点
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放松
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拉拉队服这么紧 有点热吧
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你以为脏袜袜阻止得了我吗
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它们害我头好晕
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无底洞
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再见 娃娃
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再见了 维多
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我傻了才以为有人会想要…
乌比·戈珀的裸照
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什么鬼
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搞定
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猜我是谁 肥仔
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玛琦…你看
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我的天
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娃娃想杀掉我 烤面包机在笑我
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真糟糕
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有问题？请来电
“不要告我们专线”
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你们的娃娃想杀掉我老公
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好 我稍候
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库斯提公司
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对 问题就出在这
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有人把他设定到“邪恶”了
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邪恶 善良
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我爱你 霍默
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你过来
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-好料来了 兄弟
-你去遛狗没
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遛了 他埋了我好几回
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狗狗就爱埋破烂垃圾
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对 你个小呆呆
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今天有够累
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霍默逼我帮他擦澡
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但回到你身边 一切都值了
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我帮你装回去
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然后他老婆穿过门
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-又怎样
-我有提过她死了吗
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-没
-她死了
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然后她用高尔夫球杆砸他头
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-后来呢
-不记得了吗
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他总去打高尔夫球 让她很生气
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你说他都打保龄球的
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不
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霍默 我咳出过比那恐怖的东东
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爷爷 你来讲故事如何
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你的人生超有意思的
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那是骗人的 你明知道
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但我是看过很多电影啦
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《金刚霍默》
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我叫玛琦·布维尔
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我来拍广告的
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《想搞神秘找刺激的单身白人女》
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要喜欢猴子 不抽烟最好
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你会喜爱改变生活步调
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远离这些野人跟粗野水手们
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你有何看法 斯密瑟斯
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我认为女人跟水手不搭
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我们知道你怎么想的
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小姐 你录取了
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听说我们要去大猿岛
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对 去捕抓大猿
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但愿我们要去的是糖苹果岛
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糖苹果岛 那里有什么
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猿 但没那么大只
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霍默…
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嘿 这个叫霍默的是何方神圣
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他不是50英尺史前巨猿
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就是大猿岛青年商会
编造出来骗呆呆游客的
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不论如何 我们都要上岸
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-我也要去吗
-当然
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我们怎可能上岸不带诱…
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诱人的美人儿
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出水芙蓉
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我好会编啊
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霍默…
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霍默…
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努力保持低调就好
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那个蓝发女会是好祭品
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他说什么
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他说…
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我们死也不敢拿蓝发女当祭品
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那真是…
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不
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不
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斯密瑟斯 这是大好机会
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只要活捉他 就能带他去百老汇
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万一挂了 还能把猿肉卖给军队
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放开你的咸猪手 先生
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我们可不想杀掉他
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射他鼠蹊部跟腹部
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霍默 别闹了
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拜托 别吃掉我
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射得好 卡尔
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好 大猿 尝尝这催眠瓦斯吧
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我晃过一大团瓦斯
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漂亮 斯密瑟斯
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回去给你加薪
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也好
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金刚霍默 世界第八大奇观
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加演场 全城最肥美象腿舞
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你要为我们上演什么精彩好秀
伯恩斯先生
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大猿要站着展示三小时左右
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压轴的是杜根和德休威兹
族群笑话集
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好精彩
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各位女士先生
在他老家 他是金刚王
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但他被锁住 送到你们面前
取悦你们
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请看霍默 世界第八大奇观
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哇 看那平台有多大
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你们惹他生气了
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拜托 他能怎样
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在春田市中心乱跑吗
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猴子 想吃花生吗
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我说一颗的
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我好怕看到剧评 我跟你说
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哦 嗨 霍默
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他爬得够慢的
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最好回去加油了
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你有点脸红气喘的
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也许你该多吃蔬菜 少吃点人
235
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,015
他没挂
236
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,726
对 但他的事业挂了
237
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,479
我记得艾尔·乔逊曾在冬园乱跑
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爬上克莱斯勒大楼
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后来 谁都抓不到他了
240
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放心 霍默
241
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我会关照你的
242
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,492
女子与大猿成婚
迪克·卡维特诞生
243
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,414
你是男方或女方亲友？
244
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,625
这边请
245
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,257
各位 麻烦停止理毛一下
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00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,093
等等…玛琦 我找不到你爸
247
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,932
哦 霍默
248
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,980
小朋友 虽然没糖果吃
249
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我要请你们吃健康新鲜水果
250
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,571
水果是天然糖果哦
251
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,749
嗨 万圣节迷们
252
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我吓坏你们了吗
253
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,171
啊…可恶
254
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,797
你不错 法兰德斯先生
255
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,009
但我的恐怖故事会吓到你尿裤子
256
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,093
来不及了
257
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,849
《呼叫僵尸》
258
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,352
从A的苹果到Z的斑马
259
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,687
宝宝的第一本立体书有26页的…
260
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,356
字母冒险
261
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,944
巴特 你看了本幼版童书吗
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00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,195
差不多都看了
263
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,031
你得再看另一本书
264
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,119
《再找找威利在哪里？》
265
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,206
天 他就是不再努力了
266
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,084
哇 现在才发现那里
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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,251
秘区
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00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,223
这是什么
269
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,474
《魔咒大全第二册》
270
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,726
邪恶…
271
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,144
疯狂
272
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,021
小心…
273
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,398
酷
274
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,823
第八章 “谈谈僵尸”
275
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僵尸咬到你 你会变僵尸
276
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你要走在人世间 靠吃活人脑活命
277
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,329
直到魔咒破除
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00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,708
巴特 拜托
难道你不记得雪球一世…
279
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,167
在四年前的今天死了
280
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,587
被市长的酒鬼兄弟克罗维斯轧死了
281
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,424
也许书里有魔咒可让它死而复生
282
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,926
看看有什么
283
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,512
取得最白骷髅咒
284
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,514
在买家市场贩卖灵魂咒
285
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,392
找到了 死而复生咒
286
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,230
春田墓园
287
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,152
宠物墓园
288
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,115
被误食
289
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,616
鱼警
290
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,784
地下白宫
291
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,994
家犬
292
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:21,707
库伦 雷朋 纳兹 崔贝克
293
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,255
札巴 克雷斯吉 卡尔多 沃尔玛
294
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,591
杰柯根
295
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,137
没用
296
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,096
雪球一世
1988-1998
297
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,934
巴特 你念错魔咒了
298
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,352
僵尸
299
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,273
拜托 莉萨 他们喜欢被叫行尸走肉
300
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,566
春田小学
301
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,195
好了 如诗如画
302
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,823
僵尸啊
303
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,786
好了 如诗如画
304
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,256
陌生人 你们好 有何需要效劳
305
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,593
脑…
306
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,595
苏·多克斯 你好坏
307
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,138
我以为你早挂了…
308
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,519
爸 我们闯了大祸
309
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,270
-把车撞烂了？
-没
310
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,439
-让死人复活了？
-对啦
311
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,607
但车没事？
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00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,651
那好吧
313
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,823
马丁·普林斯
立刻来我办公室报到
314
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:41,453
把你肥美多汁的下棋高手脑带来
315
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,627
小朋友 看你们在库提斯抽奖活动
能赢得什么
316
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,340
技术问题
317
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,883
请稍候
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00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,011
把你爸妈的脑寄来就能参加抽奖哦
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00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,639
不然就在3x5卡片上
写上“爸妈的脑”
320
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,890
寄到…
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00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,851
霍默 你封好门了没
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00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:04,935
何必？
323
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,854
哦 挡僵尸 不
324
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,484
饶了我家人 吃我…
325
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,906
脑…
326
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,908
脑…
327
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,454
我以为玩玩黑魔法会很好笑
328
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,831
我错得离谱
329
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,583
我不该看那本书的
330
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,751
等等 巴特 也许图书馆里
331
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,420
会有逆转魔咒的书
332
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,629
这是唯一的希望
333
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,048
冲向图书存放处
334
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,222
嘿 辛普森
335
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,599
我感觉有点小饿
336
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,809
介意我咬你耳朵吗
337
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,565
爸 你杀了僵尸法兰德斯
338
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,900
他是僵尸哦？
339
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,613
KZMB 全僵尸电台
340
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,997
僵尸们让地球人大窜逃
341
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,458
人类很快就会凋谢了
342
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,337
就像我们在观测望远镜里
看到的地球李子
343
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,349
小心点
344
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,642
别踢脸
345
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,988
巴尼 连你也…
346
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,615
我不是僵尸
347
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,700
嘿 只是入境随俗…
348
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,411
哇 华盛顿总统耶
349
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,996
看枪 华盛顿
350
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,958
吃子弹吧 爱因斯坦
351
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,836
没戏唱了 莎士比亚
352
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,715
这就是僵尸莎士比亚的下场吗
353
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,263
快点 巴特
354
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,891
高尔察克 曼尼克斯
班纳切克 丹诺
355
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,935
怎么了
356
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,895
我都没发现…
357
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,814
你女大十八变 美丽多了
358
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,026
特洛伊 拉美西斯 马格兰 谢赫
359
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,203
-地狱见
-还在推巨石啊
360
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,333
不好意思 我才是约翰·史密斯
361
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,836
1882的那个？
362
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,337
我的错
363
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:42,301
肆虐我们城市的僵尸们
364
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,387
现在只是大街上的腐尸
365
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,014
耶
366
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,770
幸好我们没变成无脑僵尸
367
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:55,564
看电视
368
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,943
有人跌倒
369
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,862
好笑
370
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,868
木乃伊麦特·葛洛安宁
缝匠肌山姆·赛门
371
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,745
腐烂丹·卡斯戴蓝塔
372
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,954
茱莉·死尸·卡夫纳
373
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,164
恶质南西·卡德怀特
374
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,290
伊尔德里·变态·史密斯
375
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,624
惊悚亚·汉克·阿沙里亚
376
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,876
可怕哈利·席尔
377
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,085
麦克白·马夏亚·华勒斯
378
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,253
狂犬罗西·泰勒
379
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,588
大无畏菲尔·罗曼
380
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,089
暴躁比尔·舒兹 不满麦可·渥夫
381
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,132
血腥布莱德利·博德
382
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,383
讨厌鬼比利·欧克利
怪咖乔什·温斯登
383
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,509
不悦丹·麦格拉斯
384
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,635
大卫·血腥·纳可雷斯·史登
385
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:26,970
J砸瓜者曼德尔 屠夫乔·布查
386
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,263
瑞德·狼·艾夫曼
387
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,473
西尔·恐怖·克罗森
388
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,682
笨拙波妮塔·皮提拉
389
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,933
谋杀马克·麦吉塞 亡命唐·巴洛佐
390
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,685
杀手肯·赤坂 柯林·卡夫卡·刘易斯
杰夫·无底洞·高斯坦
391
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,483
麦克·蛆虫·葛拉德 NJ·食肉·金
392
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,951
还是悲惨麦克·沙恩伯尔尼
393
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,036
麦特·海怪·葛洛安宁
394
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,162
舍监山姆·赛门
395
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,588
字幕翻译：侯敏生