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辛普森一家
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我不再带小羊来班上
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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《猛男秀》
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朗恩 哪个美眉是这么夸你的
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他好性感 好希望我们可以滚床单哦
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好难哦 因为我都进攻过了…
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乌达 康蒂和莎丝塔
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真的没错
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但我还是要选莎丝塔
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因为她喜欢在沙滩上煎培根
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我也是
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培根啊
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辛普森先生 我们夫妇决定搬走了
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要去佛罗里达度过余生？
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是啦
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你们可以做几件事帮我们卖房子
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第一 走过你家窗前
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请穿上裤子好吗
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-不好
-第二
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请你把去年万圣节的南瓜灯
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收走好吗
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-不好
-请盖好你家垃圾
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免得引来野生动物
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什么 喂 麋鹿 走开
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我就是在说你 快滚出我的草坪
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待售
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你好 这是什么
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铁衣架 过期药物 旧报纸…
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好 霍默 冷静
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把这些东东悄悄搬进你家
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霍默 你没在听
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那不是你的药
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拜托 玛琦 也许我没吃够…
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-雌激素
-拿来啦
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喂 伙伴 吃饱了没
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你快要吃舱底老鼠 而不是吃汉堡？
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快来飞行荷兰人号吃海鲜吃到饱
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-你还要冰茶吗
-好喔
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快来飞行荷兰人号餐厅
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遵命 船长
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-玛琦 我们去吃那家餐厅吧
-但我好像对海鲜过敏
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上次吃虾 喉咙就闭锁了
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全身抽搐
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虾啊
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待售
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我不太会讨价还价或杀价
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就照温菲尔德夫妇的出价买了吧
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也行啦
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-那是什么
-天啊
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你在这啊
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你以为你逃得掉啊
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再见
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售出
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-我们不该下来这儿
-紧张吗 莉萨 我不怪你
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温菲尔德夫妇就把他们变异的儿子
偷偷藏在这里
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巴特 温菲尔德夫妇没儿子
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看到那只袜子没
那曾是他唯一的朋友
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你好 莉萨 在黑暗中
你不需要眼睛
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-送我吧
-巴特 不好玩
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有人说那个怪物还在…这儿
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朋友
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朋友…
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-小子 起来
-你是谁
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我是劳拉 你们新邻居 你还好吧
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她好美 说句聪明话
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我摔到屁股了
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笨手笨脚学徒搬家公司
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哦 又来了
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我妈在屋里 辛普森太太 请进
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你好有礼貌哦
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我家教很严 女士
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你好乖
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春田欢迎你礼物篮
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老莫小酒馆终于贡献了优待券…
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隔热垫仓库
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表示“欢迎来春田”的欢迎之意
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去除纹身送纹身
老莫小酒馆免费啤酒券
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谢谢你 一切都这么好
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我本来还犹豫要不要搬来春田
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尤其是看了时代周刊
封面故事“美国最烂城市”报道后
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那张照片可以看到我们家
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这是送给男主人的
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《俏臀评比录像带》
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我猜那应该是你了
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我猜我该说明一下
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我和劳拉她爸两年前离婚
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结婚时 他们都好体贴
很快就一心只顾事业…
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我的吊床 你明白吗
我的 不准看那边
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这笑话你一定没听过
你喜欢伤痛甜甜圈吗
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伤痛 对吗
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对 你知道湿威利是什么吗
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这样？
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宝贝 把你手指放进我耳朵如何
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不好吧 你男朋友很像大醋桶耶
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-什么
-那小妞在扰乱我们心志
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-快走吧
-我们讲到哪了
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有了 我正要帮你看手相
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天哪 你会超有钱
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这是你的豪宅
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这是网球场
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这是泳池 回头见了 巴特
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我永远不洗这只手了
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爸 叫巴特洗手啦
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抱歉 莉萨 这只手不受控了
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-是它在控制我
-爸
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不要吵 小怪兽
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喂 你愿来照顾我的小天使们吗
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抱歉 我不是艾碧
我是她姐 我正在照顾她
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不可以 巴特 放下
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放下 巴特…
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没法去吃海鲜自助了
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超松裤子白穿了 白穿了
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-也许劳拉可以来
-我懂了
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巴特 保姆来了 我哄你睡觉
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闭嘴
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也许我该洗手了
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劳拉回来 我就叫她过去当保姆
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太棒了
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还有件事 我该小心翼翼问起的事
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-离婚的事
-对
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幸好有人记得 那可能蛮窘的
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我知道你在想什么 答案是好
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我想跟你朋友交往看看
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只要你安排好
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霍默 毕竟我胃口蛮正常的
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我懂你意思
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但确认一下 不是在讲食物吧
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-我不是
-对 我也不是
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-我们在讲的是滚床单 对吧
-对
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我听得一清二楚
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巴特 你在洗澡吗
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对 尊重一下隐私会蛮好的
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改变一下下
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这不是和劳拉要来有关吧
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有时男人就喜欢皮肤黄得好看
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劳拉 好惊喜啊
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-可爱 晚餐想吃什么
-我都好 问那位吧
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美女们选吧
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泡泡水
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喀布尔双男 营业中
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全餐点半价
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-有时我真以为你想失败
-闭嘴…
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我爸派驻梵大哈时 我们会吃这个
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拿起你的牛肉卷 来沾拉伯纳酱
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那是很棒的拉伯纳酱
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自助餐
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抱歉 女士
菜单上的餐点都有鱼肉
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面包呢 也有很多鱼肉吗
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-是的
-我包里有凉糖
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选得好 先生呢
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自助餐
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等你准备好 拿这盘子去…
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拜托不要整锅端走 先生
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来嘛 巴特 我能教玛吉跳华尔兹
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就教得会你
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跟着我 把手放我腰上
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好吧
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拉裤裤
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那个人吃光了我们所有的虾
还有两只塑料龙虾
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那不是人 而是残暴狂吃机器
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-六声钟响 闭店时间到
-没空说话 在吃
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我说 我公平警示过你了
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嘿…
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但店招上写“自助餐”啊
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-我要奋战到底
-拜托不要 为了我
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抱歉 玛琦 这是我的征战
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我就像那个西班牙男
大战风车的那个？
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-唐吉诃德
-不对
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他叫什么来着 《梦幻骑士》
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-唐吉诃德
-错
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那角色明明就叫唐吉诃德
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好 我会去查的
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-那是谁呢
-不重要
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《逃过死刑》
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不妙 保守派法官来了
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-以精神病脱罪…
-没用
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好 按下换场景按钮 快
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惨了 你进了德州室
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游戏结束
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再按一次悔步 就能过关了
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巴特 我得走了 回头见
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-你喜欢这女孩吧
-你怎么知道
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我的天花板镜和监视摄像机
有时能看到更多
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不只能看到有谁要射杀我
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不敢相信这是律师事务所
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自助餐
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辛普森先生 这是自从我打过
《说不完的故事》案那一役后
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最明显的广告不实官司了
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那你认为我有胜算吗
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霍默 我不常讲“英雄”二字
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但你是美国史上最伟大的英雄
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春田养老城堡
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-我来探望爷爷的
-我来了 孩子
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你不是我爷爷
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拜托给个机会 你爷爷会这招吗
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嘿
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嘿
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嘿
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巴特 你记得我生日啊
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-当然 这是公交车时刻表
-哇 放进口袋刚刚好
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爷爷 我需要忠告
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你有暗恋过大龄女吗
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我暗恋过最老的女人
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她当时120岁呢
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这是她接生尤比·布莱克的照片
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后来呢
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她喜欢跟吉尼斯世界纪录那群人为伍
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突然就没空理我了
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我曾为那女人挂了15磅蜜蜂胡
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但就是不够啊
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爸 我有些关于女人的问题
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没看到我在看…文化活动历吗
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《究爱莫扎特》进城来了
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霍默 巴特正处于好奇年纪
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你是他爸 应该真诚地跟他谈谈…
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那个
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但玛琦 我觉得让他跟我一样就好
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你确定？
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猴子的家
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饲养员…那两只猴子在相杀
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他们在做爱
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也许你对吧 让我们独处一下
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这是我们父子的神圣时刻
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儿子 女人就像…
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一台冰箱
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大约1.8米高 136公斤重
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会制冰跟…等一下
其实女人比较像啤酒
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好闻 好看
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为了拿到一罐 可以连妈都不认
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但喝一罐停不了 你想再喝个女人
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我就说 你想要钱 来找啊
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因为我不知钱在哪 笨蛋
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你害我想吐
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我要怎么让她注意到我
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三点树屋见 巴特 一个人来
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-谢谢你来
-我很乐意
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我好开心 一定要跟人分享
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我有男朋友了
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你不需要这个了
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男朋友？
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你会喜欢他的 他叫吉保
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吉保·琼斯？
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你冲水20分钟了 有问题吗
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没 斯金纳校长
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好极了 我继续等
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《当代校长》
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你怎么喜欢那家伙
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不知道 也许是因为他是个坏蛋
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知道市长家后面发现的尸体吧
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-吉保杀的？
-不是 但他用树枝去戳他哦
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-劳拉 唐博士驾到
-他来了 巴特
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-那傻瓜是谁
-别管他 他只是个孩子
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只是个孩子…
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我会让他们知道谁只是个孩子
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巴特 该睡了 我摆好你的娃娃了
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爸 要是有个很特别的女孩
但她喜欢某个笨蛋
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-不如她那种 怎么办
-娶回家
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霍默 别啦 我刚吃了蛋
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祝你打诬告官司好运 爸
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谢了 那对我意义非凡
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各位 我要你们在吉保来之前上床
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你喜欢他什么
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他只是我行我素的反骨帅哥
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在那个月黑风高的夜里
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胃口比人大的野兽冲出浓雾
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-嘿
-我就对水手长说
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收起后桅
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麦卡里斯特船长
你不是真正的船长吧
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对
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法官大人 我想展示辛普森先生
到底吃了多少虾
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送上来 兄弟们
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18000封信都要寄给圣诞老人的
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你想让春田市民告圣诞老人？
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那是在隔壁庭哦
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辛普森太太 你老公是不是曾在…
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没其他食物可吃时
吃掉4.5公斤面粉
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-对 但那是因为…
-证人交给你了
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-这份披萨是…
-我叫的
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辛普森太太 你们夫妇被赶出餐厅后
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你们做了什么
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-算是直接回家吧
-辛普森太太 你发过誓的
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我们开车晃到凌晨3点
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去找另一家自助海鲜餐厅
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-你们找不到之后呢
-就去钓鱼
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那听起来像是
吃饱了自助餐的人会做的事吗
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-完全不像
-不像
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那有可能是我
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霍默 我给你个提议 公平公正
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别这样嘛 玛琦 让大家看到你的美颜
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快来看无底洞彼得
大自然最残酷的错误
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快来看怪人 留下来用餐
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-他好丑哦
-听说那是剃光毛的大猩猩
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宝贝 衣服一直扎我 可以脱掉吗
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好吧
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我必须采取行动
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但上面写
“可换老莫小酒馆一杯啤酒”
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-这里是老莫小酒馆吧
-错 这里是老波洞洞
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给我啤酒
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讨厌的欢迎你礼物篮
我就知道它会毁掉我
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喂 等等 我问一下
有亚曼达包包轻轻吗
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嘿 我在找亚曼达包包轻轻
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为何我找不到亚曼达包包轻轻
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-也许你标准太高了
-你这小混蛋
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让我查到你是谁
我就把香肠塞进你喉咙
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把饿肚狗塞进你屁屁
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我叫吉保·琼斯 住长青街1094号
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你犯了大错 老兄
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我就知道他迟早会穿帮的
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好耶 又锈又钝的
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巴尼 我不在 别偷喝啤酒
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你把我当什么可悲醉汉啊
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有人的啤酒洒在烟灰缸里了
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我看看 地图呢
长青街 有了 F5
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太扯了 现在连裤子都在扎我了
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-快说 谁是吉保·琼斯
-我就是
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你犯了第二个大错 小兄弟
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拜托不要伤害我 天哪
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那就是你的坏蛋？
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我没要杀你 只想刺你一刀
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算了
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最好回去看看巴尼怎么样了
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我心脏停了
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跳起来了
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笨蛋许愿井
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吉保 我们最好别再见了
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你不是我想的那种人
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衣服还我好吗
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巴特 你没看错他
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一如往常 又是挥刀疯子指引明路
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要是你大到长出坏坏的小胡子
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我马上跟你约会
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哇
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喂 我想找丁冬小姐
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她姓…
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-吴响药
-吴响药丁冬 等等
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吴响药丁冬？
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好了 放下酒杯 吴响药丁冬
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