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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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老师不是讨厌鬼
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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不
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玛吉 你说“把拔”？
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说妈妈？
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-说滚蛋？
-巴特
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罗杰斯先生常说的嘛
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-他才没有
-玛吉 说爸爸
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爸爸
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-猫咪
-哔啵
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走开
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听见没 她说打嗝耶
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没有吧 玛吉 你何时才会说话
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不要催她 要记住
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保持沉默 被人认为是个傻子
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强过大放厥词 去除所有怀疑
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那是什么意思
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快说聪明话 免得他们觉得你是傻子
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-彼此彼此
-好险
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根据《烦躁妈妈杂志》
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为什么宝宝不会阅读
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如果玛吉一岁前还不会说话
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应考虑矫正舌头延展器
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我说的第一个词是什么
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那个嘛…
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好耶
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哎呀 什么鬼
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我好像不记得了
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不过莉萨说第一个词的过程超可爱
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快说 妈
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对 快说 妈
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一切都要从1983年
那令人难忘的春天讲起
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《小精灵小姐》重击女权运动
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乔·皮斯柯波教我们怎么大笑
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在莉萨出生前
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我们住在春田市东南侧的小公寓里
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春田市 1983年
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冰淇淋三明治大特价
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任选巧克力碎片 燕麦葡萄干
冰淇淋三明治大特价
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-你们想玩棍球吗
-好啊
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-好啊
-快来
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棍球 踢罐子
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有看最后一集《风流军医俏护士》吗
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那个麦克·法洛迷死我了
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我都开始想念克林格了
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下班回家时
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女孩们只想找乐子
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别无所求
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霍默
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大人才叫我霍默
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叫我爸爸
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-霍默
-爸爸
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-霍默
-爸爸
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爸…
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-对
-爸默
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你这个小…
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他很快就玩累了
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后来王子跟公主…
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结婚过着幸福的日子
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后来呢
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-他们生了30个儿子 30个女儿
-他们叫什么名字
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丹妮丝 布莱德…
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麦维斯…
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布莱德…
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这是真的
海岸巡逻队逮捕了乔治男孩
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罪名是刮除他小艇的藤壶
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嗨哟
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-拿走你的鼻子
-拿走你的皮夹
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不要
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巴特 不准再那么做 懂吗
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哔
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猜怎么着 霍默
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这个家现在会多出一倍的爱了
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我们要开始在早上做了吗
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没啦
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我们要有第二个宝宝了
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-玛琦 真是…
-拜拜 钥匙
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听见没 巴特
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你快要有弟弟或妹妹陪你玩了
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-谁画的
-宝宝
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坏宝宝
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我们可能需要大一点的家
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不需要 我早就搞定了
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宝宝可以睡巴特的婴儿床
巴特可以跟我们睡到21岁
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-那不会扭曲他的性格吗
-我表哥法兰克就这样
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-你没有表哥法兰克
-他76年变表姐法兰西丝了
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后来信了邪教
现在好像叫西扑扑教母了
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那天下午 我们去找房子
把巴特交给阿姨们照顾
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巴特 想要一块钱吗
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你知道我想听什么的
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-哦 耶
-我爱童谣组曲啦
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“真的臭鱼”
店名这么难听 一定超好吃
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辛普森先生太太
你们的预算能买得起的房子
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所在的社区
有个奇怪的绰号叫鼠窝
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这一间是刚上市的
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我会回来
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哦 天哪
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待售
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我们有美美的硬木地板 轨道灯…
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什么臭味
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炼脂厂
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闻习惯了融猪油味儿
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你都会想着没闻到了 要怎么活
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-猪油
-继续找下去吧
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你有闻到什么吗
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能买船屋 何必买房子
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失陪了
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别忘了去参观厨房
那是真的粗毛地毯哦
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待售
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只要赶走这些猫 应该就不错了
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但根据遗嘱 这些猫才是屋主
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你们会是他们的房客
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但愿我们住在那间猫屋里
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我可训练他们成为我的邪恶夜军
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去啊 美猫们 杀啊…
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在我们快放弃时
突然找到了完美的房子
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待售
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想想能如何装潢这个家
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多少钱
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-这是他们的出价
-我买不起
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爸 我有个问题
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干嘛来问我 我什么都不懂
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从前我都靠美色过关
现在我年老色衰了
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像颗烂掉的果子
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-你念完没
-还没
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我曾获选为纽约奥巴尼最帅美男子
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爸 我没要你的忠告
我需要一万五买房子啦
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我只剩这间亲手盖好的房子了
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这房子不是你盖的
是你在50年代的游戏节目赢来的
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我告了所有人的密 自己全身而退
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好 我卖了这破房子 开支票给你
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爸 你先赐给我生命
又送我们一个家
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你搬来跟我们住 会是我的荣幸
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谢谢你
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你们多久后就把爷爷送去养老院了
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三星期左右吧
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玛吉 你说话就有饼干吃哦
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什么
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-好吧 你赢了第七回合
-何时才能听我说第一个词的故事
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-你的什么
-我的第一个词啦
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你不会想听那故事的 有了
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我来说我跟蒙尼先生
一起受困银行金库的故事吧
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那本来是我的另一个烂阴谋
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-爸
-等一下
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那是《露西秀》才对
好 我们讲到哪了
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妈大腹便便
爸还把所有钱拿来买这破房子
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对啊 我还记得搬进来第一天
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-霍默 这房子好烂
-巴特 我说过不能讲粗话
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叫我爸爸
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霍默
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欢迎你们搬来社区
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来唱 法 啦
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法 啦
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现在起 你们完蛋了
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你们会完蛋…
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你们会完蛋
早安 芳邻们
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我们是法兰德斯一家
但朋友都叫我奈德
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-嗨 法兰德斯
-你谁啊
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我叫泰德 跟我做朋友好吗
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你好好玩
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有什么需要 喊声就好
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我会需要托盘桌哦
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-天哪 我…
-怎么了
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这是我刚买的…
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你说喊声就好的
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对 可以借你用一阵子啦
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达夫啤酒
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那一阵子就是八年 死不还桌
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总之 巴特到了猪狗嫌的两岁
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我好棒…
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大家都爱我 我好棒
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宝贝 请安静好吗
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安静 宁静 平静 幽静个鬼
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巴特 出去
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摆平怀孕老婆和问题儿童好难
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但我靠一天看八小时电视度过难关
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《猫鼠大战》
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《猫鼠大战之百码赛跑》
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终点线
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麦片干
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猫鼠大战祝国手鸿运当头
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猫鼠大战1984奥运代表队
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嘿 小朋友
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快放暑假了 我们的库斯提汉堡…
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是1984奥运官方指定肉味三明治
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咕吱咕吱咕
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-库斯提好笑
-不
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库斯提汉堡奥运抽奖促销活动超好玩
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只要刮出刮刮卡上的奥运项目名称
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只要美国队赢得金牌
你就能赢得一个免费库斯提汉堡
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停
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我差点吞下了一些肉汁
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余味会残留好几星期
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-演得好 小丑
-闭嘴 预科生
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这些免费汉堡要花我多少钱
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放心 库先生 刮刮卡动了手脚
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全都是共产国家必赢的项目
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我喜欢…
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有电报 大库哥
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苏联抵制奥运
美国队多数赛事所向无敌
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-这对送汉堡有何影响
-我看看
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你个人损失高达4400万
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巴特 从现在起
宝宝要睡在婴儿床里
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婴儿床… 我是宝宝
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好 我知道怎么处理了
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善用反向心理学就好
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走吧 玛琦
让宝宝拥有他的小婴儿床
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霍默·辛普森 你真天才
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我知道你喜欢小丑
就为你特制了这张床
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现在你能笑着入睡了
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如果你在起床前死掉…
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不能睡 小丑要吃掉我
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不能睡 小丑要吃掉我
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博士 100米蝶式快开游了
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东德女子选手虽刮净了背毛
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却远在九千英里外
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库斯提汉堡奥运刮刮卡
女子100米蝶式泳赛
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美国选手备受喜爱
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不急 宝贝
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美国选手入水 遥遥领先
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救命
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但我们必须指明多位女子选手…
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代表的是根本没游泳池的国家哦
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呜呜 你害我心碎了
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霍默 宝宝快出生了
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哇 宝宝跟免费汉堡
这是我生命中最美好的一天吗
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接下来请观赏
一小时特别版的《妈妈的家》
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耶
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我们会照顾好令公子 辛普森
享受造物主的神迹吧
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闭嘴 法兰德斯
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孩子们 你们想玩什么
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-好心人
-好心人
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耶路撒冷 耶利哥
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-我为麻疯病患者穿衣服
-真好运
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吃晚饭了 孩子们
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-天啊 是肝脏
-铁质可助我们玩乐
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我好想回家 才怪
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我的心里满心欢喜
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-哪里
-我的心里
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如果恶魔不高兴 他可痛到走开
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-痛
-痛到走开…
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爸 帮我念《诗篇》好吗
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巴特 你见到法兰德斯奶奶了啊
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-希望她没吓到你
-你好 乔
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小小莉萨
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我都开始在林肯储蓄信贷银行
帮你存大学基金了
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杂志上说 巴特可能会吃醋
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《烦躁妈妈杂志》
你的宝宝太可爱吗
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是哦 叫巴特来亲我屁股吧
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-从现在起 宝宝睡婴儿床
-铁质可助我们玩乐
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你好 乔
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-从现在起 宝宝睡婴儿床
-铁质可助我们玩乐
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你好 乔
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巴特 房里有人想见见你哦
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巴特 你觉得小莉萨如何
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我恨你
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我还保存了莉萨出生那天的报纸
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孟岱尔问哈特 牛肉在哪里
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牛肉在哪里 是什么意思
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牛肉在哪里
难怪他会赢得明尼苏达州了
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大家都说莉萨是个漂亮宝宝
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她来了
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-好可爱 她在咳嗽
-噢 我要亲她一下
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-我学会一首新歌哦
-你还没走啊
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-那段唱过了
-他们越大 就越不可爱
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嘿 宝宝刚吐奶了
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欢迎观赏第23届奥运最后一天赛事
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库斯提汉堡独家赞助
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你们都是猪
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我每50个汉堡就吐一次口水
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我喜欢那几率哦
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等等就要见到勇敢的韩国体操选手
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金正 完美的落地
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后来才发现他腿断了
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痛啊 但先来看看拳击赛吧
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库斯提刮刮卡 拳击赛
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拜托
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美国选手爵德瑞克·坦图
大跳庆功火鸡舞
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在仰卧瑞典选手身上跳
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专心一意成就了
马其顿亚历山大大帝
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在格拉尼库斯河和伊苏斯的大胜
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库斯提汉堡
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美国
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卡尔·刘易斯 我好想亲你
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她有小玛丽·卢·雷顿的反射神经耶
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-来杯棒棒糖吧
-我可以吃棒棒糖吗
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巴特 那是最后一根了
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但我有更棒的东东送你哦
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麻疹 腮腺炎 德国麻疹三合一疫苗
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我要抱宝宝
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-抱歉 你还太小了
-巴特 抱我的啤酒吧
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达夫
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-霍默
-怎么了
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晚安 宝贝
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你好 莉萨
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莉萨 喝奶喽
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现在谁更可爱了啊
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她先开始的
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邮政
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笨蛋邮差 告发我
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你好啊 辛普森
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你儿子把这个塞进我家狗洞哦
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因为我们归还了你家老二
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你应该会良心发现地还我托盘桌吧
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小子 给我去墙角…
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我喜欢只有我 妈和霍默的家
你毁掉了一切
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我要走了 再见
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巴特
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-你说什么
-巴特
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我的耶稣基督啊 你会说话
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爸 妈 她会说话了
再说一遍 小莉萨
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巴特
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-巴特…
-我是她的第一个词
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我不惊讶哦 莉萨最喜欢你了
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-她觉得你棒极了
-哇
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-莉萨 说妈妈？
-妈妈
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电视指南
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-说大卫·汉索霍夫？
-大卫·汉索霍夫
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-说爸爸
-霍默
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不对 宝贝 爸爸
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-霍默
-不
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-这是我坐的位子
-又没写你名字
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-明明有写
-巴特 别在地毯上写字
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妈吼你了
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-才没有
-有啦
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玛吉 小朋友越快会说话
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就越快跟你顶嘴
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希望你永远不说一句话
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爸爸
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