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辛普森一家

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<i>欢迎莅临春田核电厂</i>

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<i>春田小学</i>

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<i>我绝不会再为钱吃东西</i>

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<i>注意安全</i>

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<i>《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片</i>

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<i>呀吧答吧嘟</i>

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<i>辛普森 霍默·辛普森</i>

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<i>史上最棒的人</i>

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<i>他来自春田市</i>

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<i>就要撞上栗子树</i>

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<i>有毒废料 请勿食用</i>

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我们焊封好后 他们要怎么处理

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听说他们会丢弃在废弃白垩矿场

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再用水泥盖起来

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我听说他们要送去南部的州

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州长是坏蛋的州

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不管怎样 我都会一夜好眠

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老板 这一批要丢哪

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-游戏场
-不行

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那些秃孩都已经引起怀疑了

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丢去公园

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-这株好像满了
-太扯了

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上一株塞进了九桶

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环保署马龙探员

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几位男童军偶然发现你们的小游戏

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偷藏恶物

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<i>大部分人的自由与正义</i>

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伯恩斯先生 由于你危害人类
令人难以置信的企图

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本庭判罚你三百万美金

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斯密瑟斯
我的皮夹在右前口袋里

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我连正义女神雕像一起买了

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成交

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<i>《春田购物者报》 免费日报</i>
<i>伯恩斯付市政府三百万</i>

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安迪·卡伯 你这殴妻醉汉

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他们要举行市民大会
来决定怎么花伯恩斯先生的钱

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用来资助经费不足的公立学校
该有多好啊

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<i>历史 古文明</i>

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同学们 历史课时间到

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戴上虚拟现实头盔

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<i>蒙古 公元1200年</i>

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太棒了 你好 莉萨

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我是成吉思汗

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你去我去处 玷污我玷污的

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吃我吃的人

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拜托 莉萨
我们都知道这笔钱应该…

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不 一定要花掉

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哦

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巴特 我们全听你的

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收回你的巨大机器蚁吧

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我们应该把钱花在…

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会让全市引以为傲的事物

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像立起“没肥婆”的大广告牌吗

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错

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<i>春田市政厅</i>

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看来全春田市的人都来了呢

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春田人真可以再蠢一点

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肃静 请起立效忠宣誓

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讨论钱的事

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等一下

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先审视上次会议的议事录

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讨论钱的事…

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讨论钱的事

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好极了

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现在我们将广纳建言

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看看怎么分配这两百万

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三百万才对吧

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当然了 我好傻

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不好意思
可以把钱用来雇用消防队员

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彻底扑灭掉城东的大火吗

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无聊

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你好 我是斯诺布先生

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我来自…遥远的某处

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对 那也行

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总之 我建议把钱拿回去
投资核电厂

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我喜欢斯诺布的想法

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不好意思 我想看到这笔钱

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用在更多警察身上

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我今年已被枪击八次
结果害我差点失业

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爱哭鬼

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我是玛琦·辛普森 我有个点子

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起初听来有点无聊

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说吧 我会靠色情图片扑克牌自娱

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大家都注意到主街路况多糟了吧

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<i>主街</i>

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很多人都在毁损它

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车胎一直套着雪链不拆
车子超重超载

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柏油渣渣四处飞溅

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那些坑洞变成了讨厌鬼

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<i>爆米花</i>

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给我等一下下

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对 我们可修补主街

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把所有鸡蛋放同一个篮子里

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闭嘴 我还没讲完

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我只是想说 我们乱花所有的钱…

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在傻气的小路上 但…

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我不是赞成 我反对啦

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主街…

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大家都赞成辛普森爷爷的计划

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重建主街 请…

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这种有钱小城市…

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就像有台纺车的骡子

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没人知道它怎么会有纺车
但都怀疑它不知怎么用

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骡子

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我是莱尔·兰里

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今晚我来到你们好人面前

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献上好主意 可能是史上最赞…

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不适合你们啦

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比较适合谢尔比维尔

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等一下下

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我们比谢尔比维尔人聪明两倍

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快说出你的主意给我们赞成

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好 跟你们说我会怎么做

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秀出我的点子

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献给你们春田单轨铁路

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我卖过单轨铁路给布洛克威
奥登维尔及北哈维布鲁克

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老天 它们声名大噪 出现在地图上

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<i>北哈维布鲁克</i>
<i>奥登维尔 布洛克威</i>

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先生 什么都比不上

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货真假实 如假包换
电气化六厢单轨铁路系统

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-我说什么
-单轨铁路

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-它叫什么
-单轨铁路

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没错 单轨铁路

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单轨铁路

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<i>听说那种电车很吵</i>

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<i>它寂静无声如浮云滑过</i>

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<i>铁轨有可能弯曲吗</i>

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<i>一辈子都不会 我的印度朋友</i>

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<i>我们脑残懒汉呢</i>

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<i>你们会获得轻松工作</i>

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<i>你是恶魔派来的吗</i>

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<i>不是 好心人 我童叟无欺</i>

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<i>我的布丁罐拉环断了</i>

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<i>用我的小刀吧 好心人</i>

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<i>我发誓这是春田市唯一良机</i>

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<i>高举双手 高声吶喊</i>

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<i>-单轨铁路</i>
<i>-它叫什么</i>

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<i>-单轨铁路</i>
<i>-再一次</i>

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<i>单轨铁路</i>

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<i>但是主街仍破损不堪</i>

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<i>抱歉 老妈 暴民呛声了</i>

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<i>单轨铁路</i>

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<i>单轨铁路</i>

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<i>单轨铁路</i>

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单轨铁路

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单轨…不

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单轨铁路…

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我还是认为应该把这笔钱
用来修补主街

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你应学那个人写首歌来唱唱

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感谢你来 兰里先生
我是胡芙老师

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胡芙老师？难以置信

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你好坏

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我来回答小朋友
对单轨铁路的任何问题

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选我…

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-它会快过闪电侠吗
-当然

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超人快过闪电侠吗

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当然 有何不可

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小女孩 你的娃娃能免费搭乘
单轨铁路吗

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很难 我要你说清楚讲明白

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我们为什么要在人口集中小城市
兴建大众运输系统

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小妹 这是有史以来我被问过…

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-最有智慧的问题
-真的？

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我可给你答案

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但听得懂的只有你和我

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连你老师都不会懂的

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下一题 在吃浆糊那个

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《卡车恐龙电影》即将上映
配音主演为马龙白兰度

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他会为卡车恐龙约翰配音

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你这疯车

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我不知该吃掉你还是亲亲你

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模仿名人声音哦

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-你受困在没前途工作中吗
-也许

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你在挥霍人生珍贵恩典吗

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-坐在傻气电视机前面？
-与你何干

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你在喝早上的第三罐啤酒了？

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威士忌算啤酒吗

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也许你该换个刺激有趣的职业

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参加兰里机构的征求列车长活动哦

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真正的机构 可能图文不符

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玛琦 我想当单轨铁路列车长

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霍默 不行

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那是我毕生梦想

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你毕生梦想是球赛进行中
在球场上狂奔

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你去年奔过了 记得吗

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<i>傻瓜毁球赛</i>
<i>春田队冠军赛弃赛</i>

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对喔

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<i>兰里单轨铁路列车长兰里</i>

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晚安 记者会开始前
问一下有谁是调查记者的

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我跟她都是

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我要请你们离开

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要撤走隐藏摄像机吗

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-好吗
-走吧 菲尔

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<i>单轨铁路列车长性向测验</i>

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是非题 驾驶单轨铁路
会染上单核白血球增多症？

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错 不 等等 也许是对的

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不 你答对了 是错的

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哇 你真要成为单轨铁路列车长耶

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没错 小子

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我曾以为你会卡在没用没前途工作中

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小鬼哦

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但现在我要跟随你的脚步

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你想改名为霍默二世吗

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小朋友可叫你霍二哦

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有空再聊

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好 再来

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过去

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嗨 霍默

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哦 我恨那声响

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这本书上写单轨铁路时速
可超过150英里

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-万一出事呢
-万一？

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万一我淋浴 踩到香皂滑倒呢

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我的天 我会没命的

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你要做那么不安全的工作吓坏我了

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我们单轨铁路列车长都很疯狂
几乎爱上了死亡

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吞下危险像普通男人吃花生那样

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我让你兴奋起来没

217
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,055
-没
-要是解开这扣子呢

218
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晚安 霍默

219
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,933
要是这样说话呢

220
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,228
要是唱歌给你听呢

221
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:14,066
<i>我把爱献给无骨鸡</i>

222
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鸡啊

223
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,864
<i>单等于一 铁轨等于铁轨</i>

224
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,449
所以单是一的意思

225
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,701
铁轨是铁轨的意思

226
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列车长三周密集课程上完了哦

227
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:27,913
嘿 等等 老兄

228
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,707
谁能当上列车长

229
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对喔 那个

230
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,169
我一直密切观察你们的进步

231
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,170
<i>我 去大溪地</i>

232
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,922
这位先生显然是鹤立鸡群

233
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谁 我吗

234
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对 就你

235
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,552
在累到趴的搜索后

236
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春田市找到单轨铁路列车长了

237
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,556
霍默·辛普森

238
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,016
<i>档案照</i>

239
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,519
这是点心架

240
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,898
可让我放饮料 放杯子蛋糕也行哦

241
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,776
哇 爸 你好懂你的单轨铁路

242
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:57,985
<i>灭火器</i>

243
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,449
霍默 有一家负鼠住在这儿

244
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,075
我管大只的叫咬咬

245
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,745
我要去见兰里先生

246
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<i>兰里 单轨铁路</i>

247
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兰里先生？

248
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,543
<i>莱尔·兰里的办公室</i>

249
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,427
<i>我</i>

250
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,471
<i>傻瓜们</i>

251
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,390
你看了多少

252
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,476
没什么有罪的

253
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,229
-很好
-好 再见了

254
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,482
我怎么会把这个放在这儿

255
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,986
我卖过单轨铁路给布洛克威
奥登维尔及北哈维布鲁克

256
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,572
铁轨有可能弯曲吗

257
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,658
我管大只的叫咬咬

258
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:50,120
我卖过单轨铁路给布洛克威
奥登维尔及北哈维布鲁克

259
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,498
铁轨有可能弯曲吗

260
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,667
我管大只的叫咬咬

261
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,673
<i>北哈维布鲁克</i>
<i>单轨铁路是王的地方</i>

262
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,143
走开

263
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,646
这里没有单轨铁路 不曾有过

264
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,982
<i>单轨铁路餐馆</i>

265
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,864
不好意思 小姐
你在问单轨铁路的事吗

266
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,073
你是谁

267
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,158
我叫塞巴斯辛·卡伯

268
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,995
兰里雇我建造他的单轨铁路

269
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,623
他到处省钱
用烂线路 有问题的刹车

270
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,668
首班车处女航名人来宾是盖勒格

271
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:43,674
这就是史上最烂列车的残骸

272
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,011
卡伯先生 我们能做什么

273
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,555
你们最好有个超厉害的列车长

274
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,432
<i>单轨铁路</i>

275
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,976
我把钥匙锁在车里了 捡石头来

276
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,735
各位女士先生 最能引出明星的…

277
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,404
就是单轨铁路处女航了

278
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:09,825
大家都来了 从最近被出柜的
男主角戴西·卡尔洪

279
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,953
-到小丑库斯提
-嘿…

280
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,540
库斯提 你怎么不回电
你连我们儿子都没看过

281
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:24,465
现在来到现场的是电视连续剧
《飞越春田市》的高人气高中生

282
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,385
好酷 好性感 今年34岁

283
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,137
为凯尔·德林欢呼吧

284
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,100
接下来是乡村乐歌后露琳·伦普金

285
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,978
她刚焕然一新地从贝蒂福特诊所出院

286
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,316
最近忙什么啊 露琳

287
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,401
我昨夜睡在水沟里

288
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,528
怎么样 各位

289
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,032
现在我要把现场交给我们的大元帅

290
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,867
莱诺德·尼莫伊先生

291
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,993
<i>市长</i>

292
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,204
我要说这载具至少可飙到曲率极速五

293
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,960
让我说一下 愿原力与你同在

294
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,671
你真知道我是谁吗

295
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:07,049
应该吧 《一窝小屁蛋》之一吧

296
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,220
兰里先生

297
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,180
你不去搭单轨铁路吗

298
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,975
小女孩 我很想 但我得去赶飞机

299
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,726
但只搭一分钟就好耶

300
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,645
对 我的飞机一分钟内会飞走

301
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,237
上车啰

302
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,040
<i>没刹车系统</i>

303
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,294
我们来迟了

304
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,464
我不该中途去剪发的 抱歉

305
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,517
其实《星舰迷航记》里的门
不是机械式的

306
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,936
门的两侧都有工作人员

307
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,272
看你接近 就会把门拉开

308
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,402
头伸出窗外吧 小子 棒极了

309
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,752
<i>春田单轨铁路</i>

310
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,587
<i>1964年世界博览会</i>

311
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,385
-你无法停车吗
-我在努力中

312
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,804
你刚才拉的拉杆

313
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,182
没启动刹车

314
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,808
请记录一下

315
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,186
他们能飙到多快

316
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:47,274
根据你老公胆小地惊声尖叫判断
时速180英里

317
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,655
看得我头好晕

318
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,074
我要去打个盹了

319
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,202
-好 我说了算
-滚 昆比

320
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
他们好像在某处捐了电话亭

321
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,539
说话小心 你这甜甜圈桶

322
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,541
嘿 我有你的照片 昆比

323
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,710
你吓唬不了我
那可能是任何人的屁股

324
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,088
一边去 我来指挥

325
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,466
那绶带可能勒得你大脑缺氧了

326
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,053
城镇特许状明文记载遇紧急状态
我说了算

327
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,806
等着瞧好了 去市政厅

328
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,015
好

329
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,476
要开同一辆车 还是要我跟你车

330
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,563
嘿 根据城镇特许状 身为警长

331
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,524
我每个月都应配给到一头猪耶

332
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,444
还有两个具有美德的美丽佳人

333
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,905
猪不用了 我能配到多少小妞 嘿

334
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,698
嘿…放手 你会扯破它

335
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,158
你才会…

336
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,827
放手 那是特许状耶

337
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,164
等等 只要断电就好

338
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,835
-没那么好运 它是太阳能电车
-太阳能

339
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,586
人们何时才能学会啊

340
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:56,218
日全食 宇宙芭蕾舞登场

341
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,262
有人想换座位吗

342
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,312
我好棒

343
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,612
各位 我是机长

344
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,032
此直飞大溪地班机即将要在…

345
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,492
北哈维布鲁克短暂停留一下

346
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,828
北哈维布鲁克 哪里听过这地名

347
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,330
哦 惨了…

348
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583
他在那里 3F座位

349
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,509
库斯提想下车

350
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,555
不行

351
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,182
世界需要笑声

352
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,267
我们要死了吗 儿子

353
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:48,770
对 但至少可拉很多无辜者当垫背

354
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,647
霍默？

355
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,774
-你好
-霍默 这里有个人

356
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,067
他救得了你们

357
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236
-蝙蝠侠？
-错 他是个科学家

358
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,072
-蝙蝠侠是科学家
-他不是蝙蝠侠

359
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,158
我有办法停下电车

360
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,577
你要找个像锚的东西

361
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,042
用力想啊 霍默

362
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,344
借一下

363
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,563
爸…

364
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,073
<i>春田最老树</i>

365
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,371
<i>杰迪代亚斯普林菲尔德在此诞生</i>

366
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,915
好 要切开暹罗连体兄弟…

367
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,334
是漫长昂贵的手术

368
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,756
<i>老锚专卖店</i>

369
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,135
那也叫锚吗

370
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,224
<i>甜甜圈啊</i>

371
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,197
有什么它们做不到的吗

372
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,616
爸 你是英雄

373
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,495
对 儿子 我是史上最强单轨铁路男

374
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,583
我的使命完成了

375
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,087
什么叫你使命完成了 你什么都没做

376
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,464
没做吗

377
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,138
那只是春田人…

378
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,057
唯一做过的一件蠢事

379
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,228
不算由棒冰棍盖的摩天大楼

380
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,774
50英尺高的放大镜

381
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,445
跟哪儿都去不到的手扶梯

382
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,257
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