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《阿森一族》

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（校長的假髮不是飛碟）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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虎之眼，巴特

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虎之…

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-我擋下來了
-我傷到人了

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孩子們，只能選一個真的好難

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讓他去參加免費的比利足球及假摔營

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大家一起恭喜…尼爾森

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謝謝，爸爸，看吧

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來啊，巴特
我們要去偷看R級電影

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《才子夢驚魂》

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不行，我跟我爸說會等他來接我

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才子夢驚魂…

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才子夢驚魂…

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荷馬，我們要去我姐姐家
記得去接巴特

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我在路上了

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（我在路上了，詞句）

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妳說什麼？美枝

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可能是爸來了，旅行車，行李架

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我是女人，聽我嘶吼

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尺碼大到無法忽視

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我懂太多，太難再假裝

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爸，你在哪裡？

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今晚的羽…誰在乎啊？

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不好玩啦

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荷馬辛普森…接巴特…

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特巴接…

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我有說過不准在牆上寫字嗎？

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進房去

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（接巴特）

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在光輝的16賽季後，綠灣忠誠會…

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向布萊恩巴特利特斯塔爾道珍重再見

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我一直覺得忘了什麼耶

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巴特…

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（我們永遠不會忘記你，巴特）

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汪汪汪…

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巴特

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這麼吵害我無法思考

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我該怎麼辦？

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接巴特…

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選酒吧，選酒吧是什麼鬼？

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巴特…

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為什麼？

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怎麼會？

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何時？

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哪個？

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巴特

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爸，遮羞啊

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-小荷荷，看到你小鳥鳥了
-閉嘴，佛蘭德斯

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小子，足球練得如何了？

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嘿，巴特，兒子？

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我想用這個表達歉意

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我知道你現在很生氣，我也很生氣

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我們可坐在這，嘗試搞清楚

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誰忘了接誰，直到牛群回家去

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算是我們都有錯，就這樣算了

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抱一下如何？

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哈囉，紐約

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洛恩要我來主持這場騷
我問，洛恩，為何找我？

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我是有在我的第一部電影中
與馬文哈格勒及拖娃波格寧共演過

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耶

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總之，節目超精彩的

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其實前半小時根本是垃圾節目

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我們馬上回來

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（週二夜現場）

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我想念喬皮斯柯波

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失去父親嗎？

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他不會回來了吧

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-不一定
-不會了

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幸好我們大哥哥能幫你

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（大哥哥協會）

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喂，大哥哥嗎？

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我叫巴特辛普森，我沒有父親

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《大耳家族》

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歡迎觀賞全新一集的《大耳家族》

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老婆，我回來囉

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耳裡有耳屎，最好清一下

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什麼？…

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還要再撐12分鐘

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（大哥哥協會）

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你上回見到父親是六年前了？

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對，他把我丟在行人道等清道夫來

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-好讓人作嘔
-勇敢的小兵兵

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我為你這種案例，保留了特別的人

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-巴特辛普森？
-有

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我是湯姆，兜風去

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（巴特）

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巴特他爸滿有一套的

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-巴特才沒在生氣
-他罵你是壞父親

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美枝，現代小孩說壞
就是好的意思

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扭屁股就代表扭腰擺臀

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容我示範

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不必，你應該跟巴特談…天呀

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（電話費總計378.53）

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荷馬，這帳單你作何解釋？

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都那間唱片社啦
頭九張只要一仙

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接下來就暴漲

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天理何在啊…

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不是…有人打了300元的電話給…

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-柯瑞熱線
-不是我

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（柯瑞）

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麗莎

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（嘿，女孩，這是柯瑞熱線
她為何不打來？）

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為什麼不徵求我們允許，麗莎？

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我有啊

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-爸，我可以…
-好…

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寶貝，我知道你經歷過什麼

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我小時候，曾暗戀鮑比謝爾曼

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（《無害男孩雜誌》
提米提姆和他嫲嫲）

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重點是我要你別再打這電話了

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好，媽媽，我發誓
你不會再被收這種電話費了

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鮑比謝爾曼？

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（春田體育場，週一蕃茄日）

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（A門）

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（蕃茄）

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（衝啊）

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衝啊…

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-你爸爸帶你來看過棒球嗎？
-沒，他愛玩21點

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他曾一手輸掉一生積蓄

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-19點
-再來

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-20點
-再來

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-21點
-再來

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22點

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要是我見到你爸…

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球賽會晚一點點開打

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讓春田共產黨召募人員講講話

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總比飛鏢日好過多了

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讓耳滴劑留在那兒約20分鐘

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若你無聊
看看《風流軍醫俏護士》繪本吧

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這句好笑

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鷹眼的搞笑惹毛了其他醫生

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嗨，這是柯瑞熱線
一分鐘電話費4.95元

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以下是跟“柯瑞“押韻的字詞

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光榮、故事

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寓言、蒙特梭利…

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好了，巴特
明天我們要練爆你的四頭肌

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-好好喝的肉丸湯，史丁比
-這不是肉丸湯

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而是我的胃酸毛球典藏喔

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你這笨蛋，你想要我的命啊

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（獻技講故事）

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將來我要像我的偶像湯姆一樣
成為F14戰機飛行員

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他借我這把新武器叫神經干擾器

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（美國海軍財物）

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他沒死掉吧，巴特？

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沒，但這陣子別給他功課了

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-好極了，巴特，謝謝你
-別謝我

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謝謝前所未見的八年點召吧

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米爾豪斯，輪到你了

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我有一匹小馬

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膿包

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（春田養老院）

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麗莎，我好高興你來看我

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我知道你們小朋友
認為我們老人不好玩

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但等著看，我們會給他們好看的

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嗨，我柯瑞，希望將來你我能結婚

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-小子，你要去哪？
-父子野餐會

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好好玩喔

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嘿，等一下

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麗莎，我知道我能信任你
會盤點好合唱隊花生酥

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是的，斯金納校長

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現在我要去刪掉40％預算

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再見…

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科學、音樂與藝術

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什麼鬼？

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老天，那是付費電話

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看今天報紙有何新聞吧

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加拿大陷入貿易協議泥潭

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嘿，看看下方的森林大火

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-好…正
-你怎麼了？

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我一直在想，你對我超好

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但可能有其他小孩更需要你

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巴特，真想親你一大下

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但大哥哥協會逼我簽切結書

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保證不會那麼做

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你這種生在悲劇教養環境中的孩子
最需要我了

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我們降落在那個凍乳酪攤吧

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原來如此

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哈囉，兒子，你去哪了？

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-跟米爾豪斯玩
-你沒有

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你一直在外閒晃

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跟你的放蕩大哥哥鬼混

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對嗎？…

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看著我

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爸，這事就發生了
你看得太嚴重了

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不然你要我怎樣？

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去啊，巴特，去玩吧，我會等你門

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-抱歉，我做不到
-啊不然你想怎樣？

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等著看

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你為什麼想要一個小弟弟？

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別說報復…

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報復？

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玩完了，我要走了

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（原因，怨恨、惡意、報復
無聊、賺錢）

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歡迎加入，辛普森先生

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這些孩子都會很開心
有你這種大哥哥的

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太醜、太壞、火山洞臉

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（案號916044）

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豬啊…

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也許這是個錯誤

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你們幫我找到大哥哥了沒？

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好，我一小時後再來

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就他吧，有金髮版的他嗎？

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麗莎，只有一天天熬過去
才能戒得掉

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只要撐到午夜沒打柯瑞熱線

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-你就知道你成功戒掉了
-午夜12點？

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聽你媽媽的話，麗莎

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我的成就都來自母親的監督…

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和快手

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母親就在那裡…

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注視著我

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你說什麼，母親？
他們有權利待在這裡

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這是校務，我…

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母親，那件水手服穿不下了

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我們該走了

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好像奧斯卡格魯奇

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-小皮
-荷馬爸B

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孩子，現在起，你生活會更美好

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喔

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（咚）

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-你兒子巴特聽起來好壞
-沒錯

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小子，我只是要你知道，我好愛你

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閉嘴

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西柚耶

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按下鈕，門就會神奇地打開喔

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怎麼停了？

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因為它是笨笨廢物

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巴特…

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我最好送你回家，怎麼了？

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我每夜都在市區裡度過

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沒看過星星

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再多說一點
我想知道關於星座所有的事

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喔，那是…傑瑞牛仔座

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那個像大湯杓的
是亞倫…牛仔座

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荷馬爸B，你好破學喔

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博學，孩子，博學才對

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-我愛你，荷馬爸B
-我也愛你，小屁

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小皮…

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一定要熬到午夜…

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你一定要撥個不停嗎？

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恕我失陪了

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快啊…

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麗莎？

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麗莎，妳盡力了

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下面音響，午夜12點

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我辦到了

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抓抓貓…

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《貓鼠大戰》之《貓咪爆爆》

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（砰）

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（零食吧，貓韌帶一磅79仙
貓腸一磅59仙）

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（79仙）

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《花花男子》

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-荷馬，有看到我的滑板嗎？
-我送給小皮了

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-小皮是誰？
-他是我的小弟弟

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沒錯，不是只有你
才會濫用非牟利組織

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誰需要你？湯姆是比你更優秀的父親

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別這樣，巴特，我們曾共享歡樂

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記得我幫你推過鞦韆嗎？

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-我只是在假裝
-騙人

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是嗎，記得這嗎？高點，爸…

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嘿，別說了

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-用力推，爸，快啊
-別說了

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-高點…
-閉嘴

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閉嘴…

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（海洋世界，不再寓教於樂)

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(大哥哥日）

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（廁所，男孩，女孩）

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你知道鯨魚不是魚類吧
而是和你我一的哺乳類

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-真的嗎？
-假的

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來吃啊

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來吃啊

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笨海豚，嘿…

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他咬走我熱狗了

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最好別讓他看見我

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什麼…

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是你啊

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你…看來不錯嘛

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走了，巴特
你明知不該和陌生人說話的

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知會一聲，我是他爸

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他爸？那個酗酒賭鬼？

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沒錯，你又是誰？

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你們自由了喔

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-看，那還有個不幸男孩
-哪裡？

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（水族館）

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有兩個男的在水族館打架，局長

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他們還有賣冰凍香蕉嗎？

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-應該有
-快走

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最新消息，有人正在春田市中心打架

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先前報導指示，這是很初期的…

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打架的一方是巨蜥

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這有消息來源嗎？

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00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,119
一堆喝醉的男孩
夠囉，我需要姓名喔

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位址自由，L…

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（春田古董店，週一到週六
7點到10點）

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（古董）

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荷馬？

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對喔

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（春田峽谷，全美第三漂亮峽谷）

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（菲爾汽油）

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這比外表看起來痛太多了

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都怪我，爸，我不想害你受傷的

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現在我需要另一個小弟弟了

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00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,843
我需要再找個大哥哥了

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00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,388
回家路上，車裡會好空蕩蕩

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00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,432
我完全沒車可搭

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00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,603
我為晚餐買的大火腿要浪費掉了

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別提吃的，我太餓了

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好吧，再見…

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-別走，我有個主意
-主意？

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-再來罐啤酒，爸
-謝謝了，兒子

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爸，記得湯姆用鎖頭功壓制你嗎？

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你尖叫著，我有血友病？

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他放開你，你就踢他背？

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記得啊

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-你教我那招好嗎？
-好啊，小子

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先學女人那樣驚聲尖叫

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啜泣個不停，直到他覺得噁心別過頭

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那時就踢他背

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等他被踢倒在地…

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-怎樣？
-踢他肋骨…

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00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,034
-是喔？
-再踩他脖子

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-是喔？
-再拔足狂奔