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辛普森一家

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<i>校长的假发不是飞盘</i>

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<i>注意安全</i>

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<i>《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片</i>

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虎之眼 巴特

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虎之…

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-我挡下来了
-我伤到人了

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孩子们 只能选一个真的好难

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让他去参加免费的比利足球及假摔营

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大家一起祝贺…尼尔森

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谢了 爸 看吧

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来啊 巴特
我们要去偷看R级电影

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《巴顿·芬克》

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不行 我跟我爸说会等他来接我

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-巴顿·芬克
-巴顿·芬克

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-巴顿·芬克
-巴顿·芬克

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霍默 我们要去我姐家
记得去接巴特

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我要上路了

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<i>我要上路了 词句</i>

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你说什么 玛琦

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可能是爸来了 旅行车 行李架

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<i>我是女人 听我嘶吼</i>

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<i>尺码大到无法忽视</i>

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<i>我懂太多 太难再假装</i>

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爸 你在哪里

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今晚的羽…谁在乎啊

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不好玩啦

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霍默·辛普森…接巴特…

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特巴接…

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我有说过不准在墙上写字吗

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回房间去

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<i>接巴特</i>

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在光辉的16赛季后 绿湾忠诚会

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向布莱恩·巴特利特·斯塔尔
道珍重再见

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我一直觉得忘了什么耶

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巴特

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<i>我们永远不会忘记你 巴特</i>

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汪汪汪

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巴特

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这么吵害我无法思考

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我该怎么办

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接巴特

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选酒吧 选酒吧是什么鬼

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巴特

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为什么

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怎么会

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何时

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哪个

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巴特

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爸 遮羞啊

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-霍默 看到你小鸡鸡了
-闭嘴 法兰德斯

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小子 足球练得如何了

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嘿 巴特 儿子？

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我想用这个表达歉意

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我知道你现在很生我的气
我也很生气

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我们可以坐在这 试着搞清楚

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谁忘了接谁 直到牛群回家去

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算是我们都有错 就这样算了

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抱一下如何

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你好 纽约

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洛恩要我来主持这场秀
我问 洛恩 为何找我

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我是有在我的第一部电影中
与马文·哈格勒及托娃·波格宁共演过

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耶

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总之 节目有够精彩的

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其实前半小时根本是垃圾节目

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我们马上回来

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<i>周二夜现场</i>

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我想念乔·皮斯柯波

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失去父亲吗

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他不会回来了吧

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-不一定
-不会了

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幸好我们大哥哥能帮你

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<i>大哥哥协会 KL5 – 2233</i>

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喂 大哥哥吗

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我叫巴特·辛普森 我没有父亲

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<i>《大耳家族》</i>

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欢迎观赏全新一集的《大耳家族》

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老婆 我回来啰

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耳里有耳屎 最好清一下

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啊

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还要再撑12分钟

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<i>大哥哥协会</i>

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你上回见到父亲是六年前了？

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对 他把我丢在人行道等清道夫来

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-好让人作呕
-勇敢的小战士

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我为你这种案例 保留了特别的人

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-巴特·辛普森？
-有

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我是汤姆 兜风去

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<i>巴特</i>

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巴特他爸蛮有一套的

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-巴特才没在气我
-他骂你是坏父亲

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玛琦 现代小孩说坏
就是好的意思

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甩屁股就代表扭腰摆肾

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容我示范

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不必 你应该跟巴特谈…天哪

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<i>电话费总计378.53</i>

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霍默 这账单你怎么解释

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都是那家唱片社
前九张只要一分钱

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接下来就暴涨

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天理何在啊

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不是 有人打了300块的电话给

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-“柯瑞热线”
-不是我

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<i>柯瑞</i>

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莉萨

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<i>嘿 女孩 这是柯瑞热线</i>
<i>她为何不打来</i>

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为什么不征得我们允许 莉萨

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我有啊

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-爸 我可以…
-好

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宝贝 我知道你经历过什么

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我小时候 曾暗恋鲍比·谢尔曼

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<i>《无害男孩杂志》</i>
<i>提米·提姆和他奶奶</i>

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重点是我要你别再打这电话了

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好的 妈 我发誓
你不会再被收这种电话费了

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鲍比·谢尔曼？

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<i>春田体育场 周一蕃茄日</i>

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<i>A门</i>

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<i>蕃茄</i>

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<i>冲啊</i>

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-冲啊
-冲啊

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-你爸带你来看过棒球吗
-没 他爱玩21点

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他曾一手输掉一生积蓄

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-19点
-再来

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-20点
-再来

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-21点
-再来

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22点

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要是我见到你爸…

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球赛会晚一点点开打

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让春田共产党召募人员讲讲话

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总比飞镖日好过多了

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让耳滴剂留在那儿约20分钟

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若你无聊
看看《风流军医俏护士》绘本吧

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这句好笑

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鹰眼的搞笑惹毛了其他医生

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嗨 这是柯瑞热线
一分钟电话费4.95美元

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以下是跟“柯瑞”押韵的字词

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光荣 故事

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寓言 蒙特梭利…

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好了 巴特
明天我们要练爆你的四头肌

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-好好喝的肉丸汤 史丁比
-这不是肉丸汤

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而是我的胃酸毛球典藏哦

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你这笨蛋 你想要我的命啊

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<i>献宝讲故事</i>

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将来我要像我的偶像汤姆一样
成为F14战机飞行员

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他借我这把新武器叫神经干扰器

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<i>美国海军财物</i>

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他没死掉吧 巴特

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没 但这阵子别给他功课了

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-好极了 巴特 谢谢你
-别谢我

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谢谢前所未见的八年军备增强吧

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米尔豪斯 轮到你了

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我有一匹小马

152
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脓包

153
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<i>春田养老城堡</i>

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莉萨 我好高兴你来看我

155
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我知道你们小朋友
认为我们老人不好玩

156
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但等着瞧 我们会给他们好看

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嗨 我是柯瑞 希望将来你我能结婚

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00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,122
-小子 你要去哪
-父子野餐会

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好好玩哦

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嘿 等一下

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莉萨 我知道我能信任你
会盘点好合唱队花生酥

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是的 斯金纳校长

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现在我得去删掉40％预算

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再见…

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科学 音乐与艺术

166
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,020
什么鬼

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老天 那是付费电话

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看今天报纸有什么新闻吧

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“加拿大陷入贸易协议泥潭”

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嘿 看看下方的森林大火

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-好棒
-你怎么了

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我一直在想 你对我超好

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但可能有其他小孩更需要你

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巴特 真想亲你一下

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但大哥哥协会逼我签保证书

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保证不会那么做

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你这种生在悲剧教养环境中的孩子
最需要我了

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我们降落在那个酸奶摊吧

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原来如此

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你好 儿子 你去哪了

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-跟米尔豪斯玩
-你没有

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你一直在外闲晃

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跟你的放荡大哥哥厮混

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对吗

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00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,006
看着我

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00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,593
爸 这事很简单
你看得太严重了

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不然你要我怎样

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去啊 巴特 去玩吧 我会等门

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-抱歉 我做不到
-啊 不然你想怎样

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等着瞧

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你为什么想要一个小弟弟

192
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别说报复

193
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:02,990
报复？

194
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,784
玩完了 我要走了

195
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454
<i>原因 怨恨 恶意 报复</i>
<i>无聊 赚钱</i>

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00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,456
欢迎加入 辛普森先生

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这些孩子都会很开心
有你这种大哥哥的

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太酷 太孬 坑洞脸

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<i>案号916044</i>

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猪啊

201
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,640
也许这是个错误

202
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,601
你们帮我找到大哥哥了没

203
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,188
好 我一小时后再来

204
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,118
就他吧 有金发版的他吗

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00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:53,082
莉萨 只有一天天熬过去
才能戒得掉

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00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,919
只要撑到午夜没打柯瑞热线

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00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,089
-你就知道你成功戒掉了
-午夜12点？

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00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,882
听你妈的话 莉萨

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00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,678
我的成就都来自母亲的监督…

210
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,721
和手疾眼快

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00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:10,975
母亲就在那里…

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00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,018
注视着我

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00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,897
你说什么 母亲
他们有权利待在这里

214
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,024
这是校务 我…

215
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,444
母亲 那件水手服穿不下了

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00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,196
我们该走了

217
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,788
好像奥斯卡·格鲁奇

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-小皮
-霍默把拔

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孩子 现在起 你生活会更美好

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哦

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<i>咚</i>

222
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-你儿子巴特听起来好坏
-没错

223
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,226
小子 我只是要你知道 我好爱你

224
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,436
闭嘴

225
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,480
葡萄柚耶

226
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:04,737
按下钮 门就会神奇地打开哦

227
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怎么停了

228
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,119
因为它是废物

229
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巴特

230
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,001
我最好送你回家 怎么了

231
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,837
我每夜都在市区里度过

232
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,881
没看过星星

233
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再多说一点
我想知道关于星座所有的事

234
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哦 那是…杰瑞牛仔座

235
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:39,063
那个像大汤勺的
是亚伦…牛仔座

236
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,107
霍默把拔 你好破学哦

237
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博学 孩子 博学才对

238
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-我爱你 霍默把拔
-我也爱你 小屁

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-小皮
-小皮

240
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一定要熬到午夜

241
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你一定要拨个不停吗

242
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,536
恕我失陪了

243
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,624
快啊…

244
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,795
莉萨？

245
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,723
莉萨 你尽力了

246
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,186
下面音响 午夜12点

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我办到了

248
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<i>猫鼠大战</i>

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<i>《猫鼠大战》之《猫咪爆爆》</i>

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<i>砰</i>

251
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<i>点心吧 猫韧带一磅79美分</i>
<i>猫肠一磅59美分</i>

252
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<i>79美分</i>

253
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,390
<i>《花花男子》</i>

254
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,104
-霍默 有看到我的滑板吗
-我送给小皮了

255
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,483
-小皮是谁
-他是我的小弟弟

256
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,487
没错 不是只有你
才会滥用非营利组织

257
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,948
谁需要你 汤姆是比你更赞的父亲

258
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,701
别这样 巴特 我们曾共享欢乐

259
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,120
记得我帮你推过秋千吗

260
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,706
-我只是在假装
-骗人

261
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,001
是吗 记得这个吗 高点 爸 再高点

262
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,836
嘿 别说了

263
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,921
-用力推 爸 快啊
-别说了

264
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,422
-再高点 再快点
-住口

265
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,716
住口

266
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,635
<i>海洋世界 不再寓教于乐</i>

267
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,513
<i>大哥哥日</i>

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<i>厕所 男孩 女孩</i>

269
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你知道鲸鱼不是鱼类吧
而是和你我一样的哺乳类

270
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-真的吗
-假的

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来吃啊

272
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,701
来吃啊

273
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,289
笨海豚 嘿

274
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,794
它咬走我热狗了

275
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,881
最好别让他看见我

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00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,427
什么…

277
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是你啊

278
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你…看来不错嘛

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走了 巴特
你明知不该和陌生人说话的

280
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,816
知会一声 我是他爸

281
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他爸？那个酗酒赌鬼？

282
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,822
没错 你又是谁

283
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,752
你们自由了哦

284
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,717
-看 那还有个不幸男孩
-哪里

285
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:37,759
<i>水族馆</i>

286
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,598
有两个男的在水族馆打架 局长

287
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,766
他们还有卖冰冻香蕉吗

288
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,560
-应该有
-快走

289
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:51,481
最新消息 有人正在春田市区打架

290
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,568
先前报道指示 这是非常原始的打架

291
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打架的一方是巨蜥

292
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这有消息来源吗

293
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,119
一堆喝醉的男孩
好了 我需要姓名

294
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,455
地址自由 L…

295
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,416
<i>春田古董店 周一到周六</i>
<i>7点到10点</i>

296
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:19,801
<i>古董</i>

297
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,304
霍默？

298
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,225
对了

299
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:40,239
<i>春田峡谷 全美第三漂亮峡谷</i>

300
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,157
<i>菲尔汽油</i>

301
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,749
这比外表看起来痛太多了

302
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,087
都怪我 爸 我不想害你受伤的

303
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,132
现在我需要另一个小弟弟了

304
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,843
我需要再找个大哥哥了

305
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,388
回家路上 车里会好空荡荡

306
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,432
我完全没车可搭

307
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,603
我为晚餐买的大火腿要浪费掉了

308
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,940
别提吃的 我太饿了

309
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,733
-好吧 再见
-好吧 再见

310
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,903
-别走 我有个点子
-点子？

311
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,255
-再来罐啤酒 爸
-谢了 儿子

312
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,591
爸 记得汤姆用锁头功压制你吗

313
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,468
你尖叫着 我有血友病？

314
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,846
他放开你 你就踢他背？

315
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,556
记得啊

316
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:50,809
-你教我那招好吗
-好啊 小子

317
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,812
先学女人那样惊声尖叫

318
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,773
啜泣个不停 直到他觉得恶心别过头

319
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,152
那时就踹他背

320
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,864
等他被踹倒在地…

321
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,407
-怎样
-踹他肋骨…

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00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,034
-是吗
-再踩他脖子

323
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,994
-是吗
-再拔腿就跑

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00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,966
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