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辛普森一家
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金鱼不会弹跳
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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学校科学展览
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艾娜 在没亚裔小孩的学校里
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我们的科展算办得不错了
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-狂舞光？
-容我来示范吧
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关 街舞 猴舞 薯泥舞
摇摆舞 佛莱迪舞
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什么鬼…
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人脑
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停…不…下…猴舞
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我中断了学程 但我喜欢
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第一名
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第一名
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-你干嘛那么说
-我只是在扰乱你心智
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霍默 我要你鼓励莉萨
赞赏她的科展作品
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耶 糖浆胜过果酱
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我用加了同化类固醇的肥料
种出未来蕃茄
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让我们奥运选手
拿出最佳表现的那种东西吗
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一模一样
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我认为这种蕃茄可解决全球饥荒
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还要蕃茄吗
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-好 麻烦了
-好 麻烦了
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你的科展作品呢 小子
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我想调查抽烟对狗的影响
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巴特 不要给狗狗抽烟
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好了 该上班了
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他们浑然不知我今天要早退
去参加达夫啤酒厂之旅
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朝九晚五 计划如此
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他们完全没起疑
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好了 去核电厂
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再去达夫啤酒厂
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我说出口了 还是只是想想
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快想个说法来圆谎
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霍默 你要去达夫啤酒厂吗
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你想逃出核电厂 快去7B区
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请勿进入
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念句圣经就能破解蜘蛛魔咒
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你不该…
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嘿 她好像黛妃哦
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等等 只是一堆破布
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春田小学
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巴特 我忘了拿数学课本
帮我拿一下好吗
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没问题
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鞋带松了
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上 下 进 出 鞋带就绑好
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不要
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巴特
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达夫啤酒
就是喝不够顶呱呱达夫
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欢迎光临达夫啤酒厂
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你们都听说那谣言了吧
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有批达夫啤酒遭番酒鳖碱污染
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-番酒鳖碱？
-番酒鳖碱？
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-刚听说耶
-确定吗
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大家都在传 昨晚CNN也报了
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CNN？
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子虚乌有 走吧
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禁酒令害到你了
快喝达夫博士的健康饮料
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我知道他是共匪
因为他不喝达夫啤酒
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这是我们最爱的达夫广告之一
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1950年代初期播的
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只有达夫啤酒能让你的Q区
充满纯达夫好料
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好料
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那就喝吧…喝上天…喝上天
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达夫啤酒 荣誉赞助
广播剧《阿莫斯与安迪秀》
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我们以所有达夫广告为荣
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但这则1960广告很特别
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瓦诺克先生 我建议你
如果你了解总统…
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那可能只是滑稽的评论
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现在来听听赞助商的话吧
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我想借机表达对达夫啤酒的热爱
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我也想表达对那特定达夫的热爱
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他一辈子都没喝过达夫
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我们在这制造达夫 达夫淡啤酒
跟最新口味的烈达夫
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达夫有何未来展望
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我们是有些好点子哦
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比如？
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-我宁愿不要现在说
-为什么
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好啦 我们没未来发展的点子
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-什么都没有 满意了吧
-不满
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妈 巴特毁了我的作品
科展三天后就登场了
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我想到个好点子
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做出个仓鼠迷宫吧
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救我
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-你笑什么
-哦
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只是想到在《赫曼的大脑》
看到的笑点
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他是本参观之旅最重要的人
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负责品管的人
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好 好 老鼠 好
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老鼠 田鼠 好 针筒 好
鼻子 好
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你工作表现一级棒 菲尔
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多谢夸奖 那让一切都值了
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试饮室
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啤酒QQ糖
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啤酒QQ糖 烈达夫
达夫淡达夫 达夫黑啤酒
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巴尼 你喝够了哦
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你疯了吗
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我们还没喝过达夫树莓啤酒…
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达夫淑女啤酒 达夫无酒石啤酒…
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朋友不让朋友酒驾
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随时喝达夫都好
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巴尼 车钥匙给我 你太醉不能开车
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-我没事
-好吧 这是你逼我的
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-你干嘛
-我想打昏你
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别打了
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好啦 钥匙拿去
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欢迎再来达夫乡
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提高警觉 兄弟们
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两个酒鬼往你们那边去了
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倒抽口气
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WXY跟Z
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现在我会ABC
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你要陪我玩了吗
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零缺点
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我们也接受“说出你对我看法”说法
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-你可以走…
-给他酒测啦
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你被捕了
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-你能平安开车回家吗
-当然 大啤酒
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我的妈呀
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嘿 蛮好玩的耶
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喂？
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辛普森太太 有个坏消息
你老公DOA“当场死亡”了
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-老天 他死了？
-等等 DWI“酒驾”才对
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我老是搞混这两个
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我是菲利普斯太太
你说我老公DWI？
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你去问那边那个警官好了
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我要去吃午餐
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别担心 霍默
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我有把你弄出去的防呆妙计
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吓一跳目击证人
一个比一个惊吓哦
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我跟你说 法官怎么死都不知道
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闭嘴 赫兹
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你的驾照在此吊销
你必须去上交规课
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跟参加两个月的匿名戒酒会
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法官大人
希望最后一句从记录中删除
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不准
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春田监理处驾照
霍默·辛普森 失效
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快乐得不得了
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什么都有 好棒好便宜
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我要买你们最聪明的仓鼠
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好啊
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这小家伙用麦奎格这笔名
写了侦探小说
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仓鼠怎么写侦探小说
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它先想出结局 再往前推
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少骗了
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小朋友 买走它
免得它妈吃掉它 好吗
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工作愉快哦 宝贝
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笨自行车 太扯了 讨厌的臭…
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感觉还不赖嘛
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我提议由问题决定答案
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我哥比仓鼠笨吗
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莉萨 看我的厉害
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讨厌
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了不起
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呆头书
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嘿 杯子蛋糕
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仓鼠 一分 巴特 零分
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实验二 食物与轻微触电连结
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仓鼠学会宝贵教训 小心人手
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不要碰
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耍聪明啊
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仓鼠 两分 巴特 零分
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要是你们又有谁想要酒驾
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这影片会吓坏你们
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兄弟们…放错影片了
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等等 我在这做了很好笑的事
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好可怕的浪费
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嗨 我是演员特洛伊·麦克卢尔
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你们也许记得我拍过这些
道路安全广告
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《爱丽丝撞破挡风玻璃梦游仙境》
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跟《拉瑞莱福德尸首异处秀》
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在接下来的一小时
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我们会看到真正的车祸伤亡者影片
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这里有个迷人家伙
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其实他们还得把他从人行道剥起来
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好好笑是因为我不认识他
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我来参加匿名戒酒会的
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左边第三个门进去
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-来预防老呆的？
-错 我来上微波美食课的
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不对 等等 来防老呆的
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我叫奈德
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-你好 奈德
-你好 奈德
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我上回喝酒是在4千天前了
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那是我第一跟最后一杯黑莓酒
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奈德
剪了今天的《安兰德斯》专栏没
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-安兰德斯是个无聊老太婆
-奈德
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我简直禽兽不如
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我叫奥托 我爱当酒鬼
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我叫汉斯 酗酒毁了我一生
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我才31岁啊
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我叫霍默 是法院逼我来的
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霍默 在我们协助下
你永远不会再碰啤酒了
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你的配偶是酒鬼吗
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所以他们说我可能有问题
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霍默 你可曾一个人独饮
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上帝算是人吗
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-不算
-那就是有了
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-你需要喝啤酒才能入睡吗
-感谢 那就太好了
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-你有在家到处藏啤酒吗
-藏着呢
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你可曾为了逃避现实而喝酒
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霍默 我要你为我做件事
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-你说
-我要你停啤酒一个月
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没问题 停“鹿”一个月
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你说鹿还是啤酒
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-鹿
-拜托 霍默
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我知道你可以的
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好吧 明天开始 停啤酒一个月
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-什么声音
-我在说 我爱你
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巴特 拿杯子蛋糕来好吗
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杯子蛋糕
对 大家都有蛋糕吃
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啤酒 我们有过美好回忆
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17岁那年
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我喝过超棒的啤酒
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我喝过超棒的啤酒
用假身份证买来的
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身份证 布莱恩·麦基
男性 26岁 生日
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我化名布莱恩·麦基
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皇后
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我熬夜听皇后合唱团
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17岁那年
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我哥比仓鼠笨吗
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她要付出代价
我要像捏碎药丸以的捏碎她
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找东西吗
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-你把我的报告怎么了
-藏起来了
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想找到它 必须破解一连串密码
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-一个个都难到爆…
-找到了
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春田小学年度科展
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重力好威
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请看伟大的重力发威
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好逊 米尔豪斯
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火山
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可以摸吗
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我拼到现在不是要给你搞砸的
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-但上有我的名字
-站到那边去
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远一点
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请看这飞行器搭载我 菲莱斯·霍格
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环游世界80天
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用BB枪轰掉松鼠
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可恶 我瞄准的是他的头耶
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别想啤酒
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酒精燃料车
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酒精燃料车
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普通汽油酒精
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你一口 我一口
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你一口 我一口
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B实验品
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你拿你哥当实验品不太好吧
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A实验品
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拜托 母亲
纯粹是为了科学兴趣
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教训他毁掉我的蕃茄
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围过来 各位
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科学奇迹
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我们将解答科学家长久以来
百思不得其解的问题
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仓鼠会开飞机吗
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-他还戴着小小飞行镜耶
-还有小小围巾 好萌哦
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但这件作品没有科学价值
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-闪边去 小妹妹
-小姐 酸葡萄哦
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莉萨 每个优秀科学家
都是半个史金纳
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跟半个巴纳姆
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我应该不必再多看了 第一名
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达夫
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熬过一天 还有29天
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星期二
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-打倒性别歧视
-打倒性别歧视
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麦马洪与泰德广告公司
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-打倒性别歧视
-打倒性别歧视
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我们不是性感尤物 两性平权
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看看那些女权主义者
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你想法跟我一样吗
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灌醉我 狂欢啦 我很好上
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-耶
-耶 太好了
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达夫啤酒
就是喝不够顶呱呱达夫
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电视 连你也让我嗨起来了
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春田储蓄保险库
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投手准备投出…
没哦 等一下
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击球手叫暂停
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看来他要去换根新球棒
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现在场上出现一颗海滩球
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球僮在讨论谁要上场捡回来
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我都不知道这比赛有多无聊
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-我好像变轻了
-你没这么帅过
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感谢你们来
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我们有些很有趣的发展
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在餐具界这方面
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这是128盎大缸
你可把整颗头塞进去
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不要怕 小猪猪 是马麻
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给我喝一滴美味啤酒
我愿杀掉这里的任何人
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霍默 请想说什么就说什么吧
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没人会批判你
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前天我超想喝啤酒
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我就溜进橄榄球场
狂吃露天看台下的泥土
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我要把你赶出去
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别想啤酒
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别想啤酒
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达夫啤酒 你知道你想要
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认输吧
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输给达夫
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不要
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-30天
-我以你为傲 霍默
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玛琦 我要去老莫小酒馆
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送孩子们去邻居家 我要烂醉回来
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你也不必立刻开喝吧
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我本来还想一起去骑车
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玛琦 酒友们都在等我
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老莫和巴尼
跟叫我比尔的那个
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但你气色好多了
吃东西也不会流汗了
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而且你还省下了100块
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我在你裤袋发现的
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看看是哪位稀客啊
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“我不需要酒精来享受人生”先生
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我们恨他 对不对 兄弟们
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-老莫 给我啤酒
-兄弟们 霍默回来了
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来 霍默 为你老友老莫喝了
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但 老莫
你昨天还骂霍默是没用的…
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闭嘴 橡皮鸭
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冰起来吧 老莫
我跟老婆有个约会
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你会回来的
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你也会 还有你 还有你
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我当然会回来了
你不打烊 我永远在
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字幕翻译：侯敏生