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辛普森一家

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<i>泥巴绝对不是食物</i>

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<i>注意安全</i>

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<i>《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片</i>

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朋友们

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今晚我们要推出最魔性的创作…

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炫客

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成瘾性比大麻高十倍

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敬人类悲剧

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“幸”会

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麦可鞭

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麦可鞭啊

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好高兴你来了

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尝个鲑鱼泡芙吧

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好啊

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好邪恶的家伙

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那只是演电影 儿子

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现实生活中没人那么邪恶

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斯密瑟斯 工会代表呢
他迟到20分钟了

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不知道 老板
他答应扫荡工会后 就不见人影

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什么鬼

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我们自己来看看合约吧

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<i>伯恩斯先生</i>

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分红 津贴 圣帕特里克节绿饼干

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从前不是这样的 斯密瑟斯

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完全不是这样的

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<i>原子击破</i>

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<i>春田市 1909年</i>

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快啊 击破那些原子

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你 把裤袋翻出来

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原子 一 二 三…共有六个

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拖走他

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你不能这样对待劳工

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总有一天我们会组成工会

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争取我们应得的平等待遇

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然后我们会太过分 变得贪腐无能

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日本人就会把我们生吞活剥

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日本人？

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那些穿凉鞋的金鱼控？

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乱讲 胡说八道

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但愿我们听那男孩的话就好

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而不是把他关进炼焦炉里

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我要为我爷爷报仇雪恨

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我们要大战贪婪工会
拿回我们的…

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<i>牙科保险</i>

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牙科保险

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<i>无痛牙医诊所 前很痛牙医诊所</i>

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你多久刷一次牙 拉尔夫

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一天三次 医生

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为何要把我的诊间变谎话屋

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你对 我不刷牙的

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我不刷牙的

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看这本有图有真相书吧

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<i>英国人笑容大全</i>

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够了

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沃夫医生喜欢拔小孩牙齿去卖

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卖给谁

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知道摇喷漆瓶会有喀啦声响吧

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瓶里就装了小孩牙齿

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玛吉的牙齿长歪了

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她一直在吸奶嘴吗

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-据我所知没有
-骗子

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我还担心小莉萨会需要装牙套

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不要 我会被排挤

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-更严重
-确定吗 医生

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自行判断吧

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这是今天的莉萨

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没做矫正 这是11岁的她

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14岁

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17岁

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最后是18岁

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酷 她会变怪咖耶

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巴特

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我们可以把她关在拖车里
巡回南部展演

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看一眼收两美金

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稍后请观赏在春田格斗场
现场直播的职业摔角赛

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今晚是德州亡命决赛
由乡巴佬博士大战钢铁雅痞

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他们之一将会被摘下面具 命丧擂台

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希望他们宰了钢铁雅痞
自以为了不起

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霍默 莉萨需要装牙套

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别担心

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我们在88年的罢工赢到了牙科保险

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我这道疤就那时候弄的

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<i>不公不义 罢工</i>

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-我们要什么
-更平等

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资方给出更平等待遇

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-何时要
-快

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<i>老乔外烩</i>

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我的夹饼呢

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我的夹饼呢

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这疤是从付费厕所门下偷窥弄来的

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<i>爵士舞者 烘焙师和核电厂技师</i>
<i>国际兄弟会</i>

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欢迎 643分会的兄弟们

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你们都知道我们的会长
恰奇·费兹休最近失踪了

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我们都祈祷他会很快平安出现

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好 说真的 我们得对伯恩斯
提出的新合约投票表决

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内容基本上都差不多

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不同的是我们开会
就能获赠一大桶啤酒

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交换条件是我们放弃牙科保险

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永别了 牙科保险

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-牙科保险
-莉萨需要装牙套

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-牙科保险
-莉萨需要装牙套

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神准

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多谢了 卡尔

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你害我思路中断了

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-牙科保险
-莉萨需要装牙套

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-牙科保险
-莉萨需要装牙套

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如果我们放弃牙科保险…

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我只能自费为莉萨装牙套

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各位 住手 不能放弃牙科保险

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蓝尼 没有牙科保险

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你的牙就无法镶钻了

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-哟
-嘿

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还有甘米·乔

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没有牙科保险 你会有何下场

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我一定不会有对老门牙了

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<i>嘻哈</i>

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知道我怎么想这份合约的吗 这样

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<i>达夫</i>

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那煽动闹事者是谁 斯密瑟斯

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霍默·辛普森 老板

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辛普森？新来的？

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其实 老板
他曾害你选州长败选

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你开车辗过他儿子

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他抢救过核电厂 免于大爆炸
他老婆彩绘过你的裸体

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没印象耶

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霍默

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我提议由霍默·辛普森
担任工会新任会长

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-全体赞成？
-对

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有谁反对

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没

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祝贺你 霍默

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-嘿 这工作有何报酬
-没有

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-不
-除非你贪污

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工会会长 我好以你为傲 霍默

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这是你为劳工争取平权的机会

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再跟组织犯罪世界签下终身契

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组织犯罪

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<i>甜甜圈</i>

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霍默老大 我烤了特别的甜甜圈

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特地为你烤的

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多谢

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霍默老大 我儿子 他有麻烦…

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好多了

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好好吃的甜甜圈啊

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你能要回牙科保险吗

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要看谁比较会谈判了

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伯恩斯先生还是我

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爸 我用这个美味门挡

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换你的不值钱丹麦面包

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换 成交

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莉萨和玛琦 这种牙套隐形 无痛

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还会定时释出宜人香气

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让你满齿卡文克莱的“迷惑”香

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医生 我们现在没牙科保险

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所以只能装那种装得起的

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这种是先期不锈钢制的
这样才不会弄湿

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他是个可敬对手

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看看他 斯密瑟斯 运动健身

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其他人都在贩糖机那边休息

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蓝尼 帮我拿下糖糖爹地好吗

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好 但这是最后一次了

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我们不需要搞敌对 霍默

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我们都想要公平的工会合约

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伯恩斯先生为何对我这么好

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你帮我搔背 我就帮你搔背

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等等 他在勾引我吗

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要是我把东东塞进你袋袋里

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有何伤害呢

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我的天 他真在勾引我

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毕竟 谈判会谈出怪怪同床人

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抱歉 伯恩斯先生

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我对这种后门怪癖没兴趣

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对 我是受宠若惊 也有点好奇

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但答案是不要

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莉萨 为了让你安心

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我给你看看我要用的器材

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这是刮削器

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这是刺穿器

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这个快乐小家伙是凿口钳

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我要做的第一件事

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从你的颚骨凿出一些牙齿

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不要动 我要麻醉你了

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大家看 空中莉萨耶

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可惜没钻石

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小心维多利亚女王的假仙画

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哦 惨了

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老天啊 救救我们

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-救救我们
-救救我们

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镜子

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镜子

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宝贝 你看起来很好

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哪位

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-暴徒
-谁

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受雇暴徒

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受雇暴徒？

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霍默 希望打爆哥和打鸟哥没伤到你

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你大可打电话给我就好

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没错 但讲电话太疏离了

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我偏爱受雇暴徒的亲身接触

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受雇暴徒？

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这是自由世界中最大的电视

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这是千猴在用千台打字机工作

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他们很快就会写出人类史上
最伟大的小说了 我看看

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那是最美好的时代
那是最“蛋”糕的时代

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你这小呆猴

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闭嘴

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这里是我的地下室

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天哪 没其他房间那么舒适耶

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没错 我很应该在此结束参观之旅

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来谈正事吧

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哦 天哪

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我快憋不住了

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我干嘛要喝那么多啤酒跟咖啡
吃那么多西瓜

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霍默 我知道你在想什么
我要为你解压

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一眼就能看出来你在找一号

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听我说 你很快就能大解放

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厕所怎么走

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左边第23个门进去

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不是

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他连听都不听我说

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找到厕所了吧

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对

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这回合你赢了 辛普森

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但我会像踩虫一把你踩爆

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辛普森 好心点
帮我揉脚 直到恢复知觉

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虫子 我跟你说

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我要辞职

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我不知他们一开始为何要我

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当工会会长

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因为核电厂同事都很爱你

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你说得对

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他们总是拍我的秃头求好运

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掐我肚肚想听我好娘的笑声

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听起来他们一点都不喜欢你哦

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你说得对

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明天第一件事

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我要去揍蓝尼的后脑勺

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<i>今天是拍照日</i>

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抚平乱发 那部分弄直

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别斗鸡眼了 先生

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-但我没办法
-抱歉 奎格利

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来啊 宝贝 笑一个

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你笑起来一定很漂亮

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何不与世界分享呢

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天地无情啊

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劳工兄弟们

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我日夜不休地跟伯恩斯先生开会
我受够了

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罢工

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全体赞成罢工吗

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-对
-有人反对吗

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没

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谁一直那么说

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就是他

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扁他 兄弟们

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<i>春田核电厂</i>

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<i>罢工中</i>

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<i>围过来 孩子们</i>

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<i>你们要知道</i>

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<i>英雄霍默的传奇</i>

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<i>他大战恶魔伯恩斯</i>

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<i>我们奋进 直到倒下</i>

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<i>男男女女</i>

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<i>我们要奋战到死</i>

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<i>否则只能任人欺凌</i>

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太享受了

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斯密瑟斯 给我找罢工克星来
活跃于30年代那种

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我们无法像以前那样使出铁头功

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但仙人自有妙计

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有一招是跟他们说没完没了的故事

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像那次我赶上驶向谢尔比维尔的渡轮

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我的鞋需要新鞋跟

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我就决定去摩根维尔

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那是谢尔比维尔的旧名啦

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我在腰带上绑了颗洋葱

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那在当时是很潮的

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现在搭渡轮要五分钱

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想当年啊

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五分钱硬币上有大黄蜂图案

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你会说 给我五只蜂换二毛五

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我们讲到哪了

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哦 对 重要的是

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我腰带上绑了颗洋葱
那在当时是很潮的

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因为战争的关系
他们没白洋葱

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你就只能弄得大黄洋葱

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全力狂喷 斯密瑟斯

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<i>我们日夜奋进</i>

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<i>在巨大冷却塔旁</i>

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<i>他们有核电厂</i>

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<i>我们有力</i>

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来演奏《古典的瓦斯》吧

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<i>牙科保险</i>

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<i>老乔外烩</i>

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看他晃来晃去 拽得不行

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我跟你说 霍默·辛普森拽个屁

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你和我就能靠自己运转核电厂

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<i>核</i>

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<i>请勿移开 危险</i>

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<i>机器劳工 100％忠诚</i>

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撞啊 杀啊 摧毁啊

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今天的《智慧金句》

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核电厂罢工是讨价还价或小题大做

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今晚来到现场的有
核电厂老板伯恩斯

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工会霸王霍默·辛普森

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和脱口秀常客乔伊斯·布拉德博士

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我自带麦来了哦

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好极了

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霍默 有组织的劳工
被称为大呆恐龙

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导播叫我别再跟你说话了

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伯恩斯先生

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你提过你想先说开场白？

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是的 感谢你 肯特

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接下来的15分钟

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我会对这城市进行毁灭式报复行动

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谁都逃不过 休想

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好惊悚的未来

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<i>仅限授权人士进入</i>

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<i>走开</i>

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<i>伯恩斯 斯密瑟斯</i>

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老天哪

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再见 春田市

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在地狱 猛刺你

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<i>公交站</i>

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<i>春田市大停电</i>

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<i>团结 罢工</i>

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<i>我们日夜奋进</i>

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<i>在巨大冷却塔旁</i>

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<i>他们有核电厂</i>

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<i>我们有力</i>

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<i>所以我们会日夜奋进</i>

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<i>在巨大冷却塔旁</i>

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<i>他们有核电厂 我们有力</i>

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看他们穿过我带来的黑暗

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一点都不悲伤 居然在唱歌

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没榨汁机也照唱

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没搅拌机也照唱

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什么有的没的跟小道具都没有也照唱

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跟辛普森说我要签约了

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好了 霍默

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你们可有牙科保险
但有个条件

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你必须辞去工会会长职务

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斯密瑟斯 我开始认为霍默·辛普森

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不是我想象的那种绝顶聪明的策士

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<i>伯恩斯去死</i>

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我们要复工了

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耶

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<i>好像癞蛤蟆 亚当与亚当</i>
<i>光溜溜11</i>

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<i>假呕吐物公司</i>

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宝贝 几乎看不见你的新牙套耶

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那是美牙啦

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哎哟 我忘了关掉麻醉笑气了

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字幕翻译：侯敏生