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辛普森家庭

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（泥巴絕對不是食物）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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朋友們

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今晚我們要推出最魔性的創作…

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炫客

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成癮性比大麻高十倍

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敬人類悲劇

10
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“倖”會

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麥可鞭

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麥可鞭啊

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好高興你來了

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嚐個鮭魚泡芙吧

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好啊

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好邪惡的傢伙

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那只是演電影，兒子

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現實生活中沒人那麼邪惡

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史密瑟斯，工會代表咧？
他遲到20分鐘了

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不知道，老闆
他答應掃盪工會後，就不見人影

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什麼鬼？

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我們自己來看看合約吧

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（伯恩斯先生）

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分紅、津貼、聖派翠克節綠餅乾

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從前不是這樣的，史密瑟斯

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完全不是這樣的

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（原子擊破）

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（春田市，1909年）

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快啊，擊破那些原子

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你，把褲袋翻出來

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原子，一、二、三…共有六個

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拖走他

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你不能這樣對待勞工

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總有一天我們會組成工會

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爭取我們應得的平等待遇

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然後我們會太超過，變得貪腐無能

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日本人就會把我們生吞活剝

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日本人？

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那些穿涼鞋的金魚控？

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亂講，胡說八道

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但願我們聽那男孩的話就好

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而不是把他關進煉焦爐裡

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我要為我爺爺報仇雪恨

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我們要大戰貪婪工會
拿回我們的…

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（牙科保險）

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牙科保險

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（無痛牙醫診所，前很痛牙醫診所）

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你多常刷牙，勞夫？

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一天三次，醫生

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為何要把我的診間變謊話屋？

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你對，我不刷牙的

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我不刷牙的

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看這本有圖有真相書吧

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（英國人笑容大全）

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夠了…

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渥夫醫生喜歡拔小孩牙齒去賣

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賣給誰？

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知道搖噴漆瓶會有喀啦聲響吧？

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瓶裡就裝了小孩牙齒

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奶嘴的牙齒長歪了

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她一直在吸奶嘴嗎？

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-據我所知沒有
-騙子

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我還擔心小花枝會需要裝牙套

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不要，我會被排擠

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-更嚴重
-確定嗎？醫生

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自行判斷吧

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這是今天的花枝

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沒做矯正，這是11歲的她

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14歲

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17歲

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最後是18歲

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酷，她會變怪咖耶

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霸子

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我們可以把她關在拖車裡
巡迴南部展演

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看一眼收兩塊

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稍後請觀賞在春田格鬥場
現場直播的職業摔角賽

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今晚是德州亡命決賽
由鄉巴佬博士大戰鋼鐵雅痞

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他們之一將會被摘下面具，命喪擂台

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希望他們宰了鋼鐵雅痞
自以為了不起

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荷馬，花枝需要裝牙套

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安啦

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我們在88年的罷工贏到了牙科保險

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我這道疤就那時候弄的

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（不公不義，罷工）

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-我們要什麼？
-更平等

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資方給出更平等待遇

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-何時要？
-快

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（老喬外燴）

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我的夾餅呢？…

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我的夾餅呢？

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這疤是從付費廁所門下偷窺弄來的

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（爵士舞者、烘焙師和核電廠技師
國際兄弟會）

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歡迎，643分會的兄弟們

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你們都知道我們的會長
恰奇費茲休最近失蹤了

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我們都祈禱他會很快平安出現

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好…說真的，我們得對伯恩斯
提出的新合約投票表決

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內容基本上都差不多

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不同的是我們開會
就能獲贈一大桶啤酒

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交換條件是我們放棄牙科保險

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永別了，牙科保險

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-牙科保險
-花枝需要裝牙套

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-牙科保險
-花枝需要裝牙套

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神準

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多謝了，卡爾

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你害我思潮中斷了

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-牙科保險
-花枝需要裝牙套

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-牙科保險
-花枝需要裝牙套

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如果我們放棄牙科保險…

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我只能自費為花枝裝牙套

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各位，住手，不能放棄牙科保險

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藍尼，沒有牙科保險

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你的牙就無法鑲鑽了

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-喲…
-嘿

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還有甘米喬

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沒有牙科保險，你會有何下場？

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我一定不會有對老門牙了

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（嘻哈）

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知道我怎麼想這份合約的嗎？這樣

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（達夫）

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那煽動鬧事者是誰，史密瑟斯？

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荷馬辛普森，老闆

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辛普森？新來的？

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其實，老闆
他曾害你選州長敗選

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你開車輾過他兒子

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他搶救過核電廠，免於大爆炸
他老婆彩繪過你的裸體

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沒印象耶

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荷馬…

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我提議由荷馬辛普森
擔任工會新任會長

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-全體贊成？
-對

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有誰反對？

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沒

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恭禧你了，荷馬

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-嘿，這工作有何報酬？
-無

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-不
-除非你貪污

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工會會長，我好以你為傲，小荷荷

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這是你為勞工爭取平權的機會

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再跟組織犯罪世界簽下終身契

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組織犯罪

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（甜甜圈）

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荷馬老大，我烤了特別的甜甜圈

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特地為你烤的

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多謝

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荷馬老大，我兒子，他有麻煩…

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好多了

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好好吃的甜甜圈啊

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你能要回牙科保險嗎？

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要看誰比較會談判了

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伯恩斯先生還是我？

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爸，我用這個美味門擋…

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換你的不值錢丹麥麵包

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換，成交

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花枝和美枝，這種牙套隱形、無痛

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還會定時釋出宜人香氣

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讓你滿齒卡文克萊的“迷惑“香

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醫生，我們現在沒牙科保險

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所以只能裝那種裝得起的

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這種是先期不鏽鋼製的
這樣才不會弄溼

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他是個可敬對手

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看看他，史密瑟斯，運動健身

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其他人都在販糖機那邊休息

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藍尼，把我拿下糖糖爹地好嗎？

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好，但這是最後一次了

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我們不需要搞敵對，荷馬

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我們都想要公平的工會合約

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伯恩斯先生為何對我這麼好？

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你幫我搔背，我就幫你搔背

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等等，他在勾引我嗎？

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要是我把東東塞進你袋袋裡

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有何傷害呢？

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我的天，他真在勾引我

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畢竟，談判會談出怪怪同床人

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抱歉，伯恩斯先生

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我對這種後門怪癖沒興趣

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對，我是受寵若驚，也有點好奇

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但答案是不要

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花枝，為了讓你安心

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我給你看看我要用的器材

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這是刮削器

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這是刺穿器

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這個快樂小傢伙是鑿口鉗

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我要做的第一件事

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從你的顎骨鑿出一些牙齒

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不要動，我要麻醉你了

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大家看，空中花枝耶

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可惜沒鑽石

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小心維多利亞女王的假仙畫

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哦，慘了

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老天啊，救救我們

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救救我們…

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鏡子

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鏡子

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寶貝，你看起來很好

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哪位？

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-暴徒
-誰？

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受雇暴徒

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受雇暴徒？

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荷馬，希望打爆哥和打鳥哥沒傷到你

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你大可打電話給我就好

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沒錯，但講電話太疏離了

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我偏愛受雇暴徒的親身接觸

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受雇暴徒？

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這是自由世界中最大的電視

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這是千猴在用千台打字機工作

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他們很快就會寫出人類史上
最偉大的小說了，我看看

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那是最美好的時代
那是最“蛋“糕的時代

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你這小呆猴

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閉嘴

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這裡是我的地下室

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天哪，沒其他房間那麼舒適耶

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沒錯，我很應該在此結束參觀之旅

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來談正事吧

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哦，天哪

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我快憋不住了

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我幹嘛要喝那麼多啤酒跟咖啡
吃那麼多西瓜？

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荷馬，我知道你在想什麼
我要為你解壓

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咻一下就能看出來你在找一號

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聽我說，你很快就能大解放

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廁所怎麼走？

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左邊第23個門進去

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不是…

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他連聽都不聽我說

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找到廁所了吧？

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對

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這回合你贏了，辛普森

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但我會像踩蟲一把你踩爆

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辛普森，好心點
幫我揉腳，直到恢復知覺

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踩蟲，我跟你說…

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我要辭職

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我不知他們一開始為何要我…

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當工會會長

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因為核電廠同事都很愛你

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你說得對

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他們總是拍我的禿頭求好運

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掐我肚肚想聽我好娘的笑聲

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聽起來他們一點都不喜歡你哦

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你說得對

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明天第一件事

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我要去巴藍尼的後頭勺

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（今天是拍照日）

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撫平亂髮，那部分弄直

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別鬥雞眼了，先生

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-但我沒辦法
-抱歉，奎格利

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來啊，蜜糖，笑一個

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你笑起來一定很漂亮

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何不與世界分享呢？

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天地無情啊

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勞工兄弟們

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我日夜不休地跟伯恩斯先生開會
我受夠了

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罷工…

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全體贊成罷工嗎？

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-對
-有人反對嗎？

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沒

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誰一直那麼說？

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就是他

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扁他，兄弟們

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（春田核電廠）

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（罷工中）

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圍過來，孩子們

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你們要得知…

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英雄荷馬的傳奇

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他大戰惡魔伯恩斯

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我們奮進，直到倒下

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男男女女

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我們要奮戰到死

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否則只能任人欺凌

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太享受了

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史密瑟斯，給我找罷工剋星來
活躍於30年代那種

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我們無法像以前那樣使出鐵頭功

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但仙人自有妙計

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有一招是跟他們說沒完沒了的故事

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像那次我趕上駛向謝爾比維爾的渡輪

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我的鞋需要新鞋跟

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我就決定去摩根維爾

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那是謝爾比維爾的舊名啦

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我在腰帶上綁了顆洋蔥

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那在當時是很潮的

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現在搭渡輪要五分錢

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想當年啊

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五分錢硬幣上有大黃蜂圖案

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你會說，給我五隻蜂換二毛五

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我們講到哪了？

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哦，對，重要的是…

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我腰帶上綁了顆洋蔥
那在當時是很潮的

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因為戰爭的關係
他們沒白洋蔥

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你就只能弄得大黃洋蔥

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全力狂噴，史密瑟斯

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我們日夜奮進

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在巨大冷卻塔旁

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他們有核電廠

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我們有力

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來演奏《古典的瓦斯》吧

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（牙科保險）

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（老喬外燴）

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看他晃來晃去，跩個二五八萬

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我跟你說，荷馬辛普森跩個屁

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你和我就能靠自己運轉核電廠

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（核）

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（請勿移開，危險）

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（機器勞工，100％忠誠）

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撞啊、殺啊、摧毀啊

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今天的《智慧金句》

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核電廠罷工是討價還價或小題大做？

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今晚來到現場的有…
核電廠老闆伯恩斯

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工會霸王荷馬辛普森

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和脫口秀常客喬伊斯布拉德博士

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我自帶麥來了哦

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好極了

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荷馬，有組織的勞工
被稱為大呆恐龍

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導播叫我別再跟你說話了

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伯恩斯先生

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你提過你想先說開場白？

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是的，感謝你，肯特

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接下來的15分鐘

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我會對這城市進行毀滅式報復行動

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誰都逃不過，休想

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好驚悚的未來

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（僅限授權人士進入）

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（走開）

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（伯恩斯、史密瑟斯）

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老天哪

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拜拜，春田市

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在地獄，猛刺你

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（公車站）

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（春田市大停電）

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（團結，罷工）

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我們日夜奮進

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在巨大冷卻塔旁

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他們有核電廠

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我們有力

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所以我們會日夜奮進

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在巨大冷卻塔旁

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他們有核電廠，我們有力

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看他們穿過我帶來的黑暗

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一點都不悲傷，居然在唱歌

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沒榨汁機也照唱

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沒攪拌機也照唱

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什麼有的沒的跟小道具都沒有也照唱

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跟辛普森說我要簽約了

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好了，荷馬

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00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,974
你們可有牙科保險
但有個條件

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你必須辭去工會會長職務

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00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,483
史密瑟斯，我開始認為荷馬辛普森…

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00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,736
不是我想像的那種絕頂聰明策士

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（伯恩斯去死）

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我們要復工了

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耶

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（好像癩蛤蟆、亞當與亞當
光溜溜11）

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（假嘔吐物公司）

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蜜糖，幾乎看不見你的新牙套耶

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那是美牙啦

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哎喲，我忘了關掉麻醉笑氣了